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00:30Hello, I'm Ramesh Ranganathan, and welcome to Parents' Evening.
00:34It's a brand-new series, but same old mum and same old sense of guilt
00:38that I didn't become a doctor.
00:40Right in tonight, we have got Lois Logan and her mum,
00:43sports presenter Gabby Logan.
00:45TV personality Pete Wicks and his mum, Tracey Wicks.
00:50And Jasmine Gurumurthy and her dad, newsreader Krishnan Gurumurthy.
00:55And also here tonight, it's my mum, Shanthi Ranganathan.
01:00APPLAUSE
01:03I cannot go anywhere without her, and believe me, I have tried.
01:07She is here to do what she does best,
01:09criticise me and make sexual comments about younger men.
01:14No, I don't. No. No, you don't.
01:17Not outwardly, but I know you're thinking it.
01:19You dirty woman.
01:23Tonight's questions are inspired by research done by mum and the team.
01:27What did you find out for us?
01:28I found out two kids were at the same class at school.
01:34Who was it?
01:35Oh, it's a tough one that I met.
01:38Who could it be?
01:39Yeah, I just didn't know if you'd been held back or not, please.
01:41LAUGHTER
01:43So it's Jasmine and Lois, so did you get on?
01:45We were very good friends.
01:46I would say we were very...
01:47It was quite a small year.
01:48Yeah.
01:49There was ten girls and ten boys, so we were really good friends, weren't we?
01:52Yeah, we were.
01:53So, Gabby and Krishna, did you bump into each other at parents' evening and stuff?
01:56Yeah, yeah.
01:57You know when you meet all the parents in your kids' class and you try to get to know each other and you go out and get drunk?
02:03I remember Gabby organised the getting drunk session.
02:06Yeah, and Chris was very good at drop-off, but I didn't see him at too many of the bun sales after school, you know, the PTA stuff.
02:13But he was very good at drop-off, if I remember.
02:15Drop-off is good. I never could be bothered to pick up.
02:18OK, well, listen, good luck, everybody, tonight.
02:21Let's play parents' evening.
02:28Parents, you have to bid on how many questions out of ten you think your child can guess right in a particular category.
02:35Whoever's mum or dad bids the highest will have to play.
02:38Meet the target and you get £100 for each correct answer.
02:41But if you fall short, the money is split between the others instead.
02:45Don't stop any of you cheating.
02:46Your kids will have to spend the round sat behind you in silence.
02:49So, Lois, Pete and Jasmine, let's get you set for tonight's first question.
03:01Our first question is all about AI bands.
03:05You're going to have to name the band from the AI creation.
03:08For example, look at this one.
03:11Mum, what band would that be?
03:13Chilli band?
03:14Chilli band?
03:16Hot chilli?
03:17Hot chilli, not bad.
03:18I give up.
03:19It's the red hot chilli peppers, otherwise known as what my mum puts on everything.
03:23Yes, I do, I do.
03:24Tracey, how much does Pete know about bands?
03:26Erm, I would have thought it'd be OK.
03:30OK.
03:32Can I ask you something?
03:33Based on the amount of faith you showed in him there, are you Asian?
03:36LAUGHTER
03:37Parents, it's time to bid.
03:41For a little bit of context, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.
03:46LAUGHTER
03:47Gabby, you're going to be opening the bids.
03:49How many do you think Lois can get?
03:51Erm, I'm going to go for three.
03:54Three, OK.
03:55Tracey, do you want to beat that bit of three?
03:59I'll go four, yeah.
04:01OK.
04:02LAUGHTER
04:04Christian, what are you thinking?
04:06It's the AI bit that could be confusing, but I think I'll follow the pattern and go five.
04:11You're going to go five?
04:12Yeah.
04:13OK.
04:14Gabby?
04:15Erm, maybe I'm doing her a disservice.
04:17OK.
04:18And so, for example, she would have definitely got red hot chilli peppers.
04:21Yeah.
04:22There.
04:23So if that's the standard...
04:24Don't start taking shots at the game.
04:26LAUGHTER
04:27We have to lower it a bit to make celebs look good, all right?
04:32So there we go.
04:33Erm, six is my final answer for her.
04:36OK.
04:37Six from Gabby.
04:38Tracey?
04:39No, I'm going to...
04:41LAUGHTER
04:43I don't think you'll get any more than six.
04:46OK.
04:47So are you out, Tracey?
04:48Yes, I'm out.
04:49OK.
04:50Krishnan?
04:51I think...
04:52I mean, I...
04:53I've spent so much on festival tickets, I think we have to go...
04:56LAUGHTER
04:57I think we have to go for seven.
04:58Seven?
04:59OK, OK, great.
05:00You're going for seven.
05:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:07OK, Gabby, what are you thinking?
05:09I think eight might be a stretch.
05:11OK.
05:12So, yeah, I think we're just going to pause on this one.
05:15OK.
05:16Yeah.
05:17All right, so...
05:18See, I think Jaz was always much better at music at school than Lois.
05:21She sounded better in the choir, she played musical instruments.
05:24LAUGHTER
05:25Do you know what?
05:26It's a whole panel of Asian mothers!
05:29It is!
05:30LAUGHTER
05:31So, Lois and Gabby are at Pete and Tracey out, which means playing for £700 is Jasmine!
05:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:37Your dad thinks that you can name seven famous bands from visual clues dreamt up by AI.
05:48Mm-hm.
05:49You can give multiple guesses, you can pass as many times as you want, but you only have 90 seconds.
05:53OK?
05:54Mum is going to be timing the round.
05:55Jasmine, good luck to you.
05:56Off you go.
05:57What band is this?
05:58That is Radiohead.
05:59That is correct!
06:00APPLAUSE
06:01Great stuff.
06:02That is...
06:03What band is this?
06:04Oh, my... Candy Dolls?
06:05Candy...
06:06Pass.
06:07Pass.
06:08OK, let's move to the next one.
06:09Who is this?
06:10People going to a lighthouse.
06:11To the...
06:12LAUGHTER
06:13That famous band.
06:14What band do you think, Mum?
06:15Pass.
06:16OK, what about this one?
06:17Two men and lots of dogs.
06:18Weird people.
06:19Weird dogs.
06:20Pass.
06:21OK, pass.
06:22Let's have a look at the next one.
06:23I don't know.
06:24It's a very literal interpretation.
06:25What are you looking at?
06:26A lake.
06:27A pond.
06:28A paradise.
06:29Yeah.
06:30Paradise.
06:31Paradise.
06:32Paradise, water...
06:33Oh, my gosh.
06:34Pass.
06:35Let's have a look at the next one.
06:36What's this band?
06:37Climbing monkeys on snow.
06:41I hate my dad.
06:42PASS.
06:43OK, let's have a look at the next one.
06:46What is this band?
06:47Climbing monkeys on snow.
06:48I hate my dad.
06:49What are you doing with that?
06:51Pass?
06:52OK, let's have a look at the next one.
06:54okay let's have a look at the next one robot cat space you sort of along the
07:04right lines keep just okay um cat with a oh my gosh pass okay let's have a look at
07:12the next one but pistol heads pistol the pits that is right yes well done okay
07:20oh I'm so sorry you're out of time Jasmine you couldn't reach seven which means the money's
07:29getting split between the other teams please give it up for Jasmine Christian how how was
07:42that watching that must have been nerve-wracking so it's terrifying because I mean it's actually
07:46easy here let's have a look at the ones you didn't get this one is quite a tricky one
07:58actually it's sugar babes this one you said family going towards a lighthouse it's actually
08:05lighthouse family this is this one here is atomic kitten then this next one is pet shop boys I'm
08:23gonna say this just while we have the picture up what a horrific looking pet shop there we've got
08:28one more okay it is arcade fire absolutely right okay Lois Pete and Jasmine let's get set for your
08:35next question this time your question is all about the high street you have to guess the high street
08:47shot from the clues for example Bill Hillary and Chelsea what shot would that be mum don't know don't
08:54should we just get record us saying that once and then go ahead okay what are they what Bill Hillary
09:02yeah what their surname might be Clinton okay so Bill Clinton Hillary Clinton Chelsea Clinton what
09:09could the shot be I don't know it's time to bid Tracy you're going to be opening the bids how many do you
09:31think Pete can get three Christian what do you think beard of three to beat I think I have to go for yeah Gabby I think she she could be good
09:45at this um so I'm going to go for six oh Tracy
09:53I think it's quite that clue it's quite like an IQ II kind of yeah isn't it it's like that I don't think she'd have a very
10:23high I'm joking I'm joking go on let's go for eight you're gonna go for eight
10:31yeah
10:32okay Christian I think we'll let Lois go for eight so you are out which means that playing for 800 pounds
10:44okay so out of ten your mum thinks you can name eight high street chains from the clues we have provided
10:59are you ready yeah okay Lois off you go
11:02old Jane and Ronald
11:04old Jane and Ronald McDonald's is correct well done okay
11:09okay Ryan Amelia and Arthur C
11:14pass okay let's have a look at the next one
11:17Rosetsky Davies and James
11:20Rosetsky Davies and James
11:22um I don't know pass okay let's have a look at the next one good cowboy Wellington and Chelsea
11:31cowboy Wellington Wellington boots I'll accept that it's boots yes
11:37okay Jim Van and Mark Jim Van and Mark Marks and Spencers
11:45no I'm thinking cars because van but I don't know where Jim and Mark come into play okay no that's tricky isn't it let's go next I can't keep
11:55Vindaloo Boona and Madras don't look at me that's offensive
12:01what are they all types of curries yes curries okay generation pay and mind the gap yes that's it
12:17oh my god okay you got four to get wolf penny and dog that's at home no that's not on my street
12:24what do they have in common wolf penny and dog oh no I'm so sorry Lois I know it did go quickly
12:33um oh sorry mum sorry listen bad luck you couldn't reach eight which means the money's getting split
12:40between the other teams but what an attempt please give it up for Lois
12:43okay Lois that was hard doesn't it yeah I feel like when I see the answers I'm going to
12:54be really annoyed would you have known them Gary yeah in fact you know I think you had Pete you had
12:59quite a lot of them didn't you and Pete said there was a generational thing there it's an age
13:02thing in it I'm classed as one of the kids tonight but it's a bit weird isn't it
13:06okay well Pete I'll tell you what let's see if you could have got the ones that that Lois
13:12missed let's get them up now Rylan Amelia and Arthur C that's the only one that I wasn't too sure on
13:18actually anybody got any ideas clocks clocks it is clocks Rylan clock I mean a clock Arthur C
13:24clock next one what do you think of this one it's Greg's it is Greg's let's have a look at the
13:29next one Jim van and mark Morrison's it is Morrison's and then wolf penny and dog
13:34whistle it is whistles okay so they go Pete so you could have actually done quite well I should have
13:39more faith in you you think that's like a lesson going forward that maybe you put more faith in Pete
13:46might be with okay mom what are the scores please no he's and Gabby 350 pounds
13:56Justin and Christian is 400 pounds he can crazy 750
14:06nothing but you've benefited from other people over bidding so maybe your mom's lack of faith
14:17that's actually put you really it's paying off for what okay time for a break now so why not take the
14:23chance to remember something cringeworthy you did age nine enjoy welcome back to parents evening
14:42proving celebrities kids can be a letdown to kids remember you can't influence your parents during
14:48these questions so once again let's get you set for our next one this time your question is all
14:59about power couples so what you're gonna have to do is you're gonna have to name the other half of a
15:04famous power couple according to the year they broke up for example Brad Pitt and blank 2005 mum do
15:12you know Jennifer Jennifer Allison is right mom yes Christian were you were were you a young romantic
15:22a young well I was a very young romantic I used to kiss a lot when I was very little you are saying
15:30these words out loud there was a particular person I used to kiss my teacher I used to have to kiss my
15:40teacher every day before I left it was in my head it was very important and so sometimes I would get
15:52home and then say oh I forgot to kiss my teacher and make my mum take me back can you imagine being
15:59that teacher singing thank God that day is over and then you see Krishnan's mum pull up outside oh god I've got to kiss this little prick
16:08she used to call me lover boy your teacher used to call you lover boy are you allowed to comment on an ongoing investigation
16:17mum who would you prefer to be in a power couple with Pete or Krishnan I think it's Krishnan okay
16:25why's that he's a lover boy oh that was horrible okay parents it's time to bid Krishnan you're going to be opening the
16:44bids how many do you think Jasmine can get I think we'll start at two okay Gabby over to you okay
16:50I'm going to go four Tracy he's actually quite good at remembering no I'm gonna go five Wow Tracy you're shocked
17:06huh I am very shocked Tracy because you've shown not even a sliver of faith in Pete but it's good that
17:13you are Krishnan five to be I think I think we're out okay you're out so Gabby I feel like Tracy's got this
17:26renewed sense of confidence in her son yeah I feel like if I say six he's gonna say seven you're gonna
17:33say six okay Tracy what if I've got go seven yeah don't let me down Tracy you know seven yeah
17:50I like it as the show's going to show you more and more faith at the end of it maybe you'll learn to love him
17:55okay Gabby I'm not gonna be able to go to eight I'm out you're out Tracy I do feel that you've been
18:03encouraged into this by Gabby a little bit but let's see playing for 700 pounds it's Pete's come on up
18:17how are you Pete I'm raging mate absolutely raging of all the ones power couples I've got no chance what
18:24is wrong with you out of ten your mum thinks you can name seven celebrities according to their famous
18:30sex and the year they broke up you can pass as many times as you want but you only have 90 seconds
18:35okay let's go good luck Pete okay Guy Ritchie and 2008 Madonna is correct first one already done
18:44Tom Cruise Tom Cruise and blank blank 2001 Nicole Kidman is correct well done
18:51hey
18:52Anne Boleyn and blank blank 1536 hit me the eighth is correct
19:00Ruth Langsford and blank blank 2024 Eamon Holmes is correct
19:08Sue Perkins and blank blank 2021 oh Anna Richardson is correct
19:172011 Ashton Kutcher is correct
19:24Tasha Guri and blank blank blank oh I should know this Andrew the page is correct
19:33you score seven winning you 700 fans give it up for Pete hey you nailed it
19:50Tracey how do you feel watching that oh I'm just surprised with him finally
19:56What are the scores Lois and Gabby 350 pounds
20:07And jasmine and Christian 400 pounds
20:14He's and Tracy
20:26Okay from this point on you won't be given any clues instead
20:29You're going to be given a category and you have to list as many correct answers as you can in that category and
20:35Every correct answer is now worth 200 pounds
20:39Lois Pete and Jasmine. Let's get you set for the next question
20:48Okay, you are going to have to name
20:52piercings
20:53We are looking for body parts according to the 11 most popular places to get pierced at Harrods
20:59My question is who is getting their piercings at Harrods?
21:03From this point any one of you that says an answer before the game begins
21:07It will be considered cheating in which case the answer will be removed from the board and I'll have to take a hundred pounds off your score
21:12Krishnan you got any piercings we don't know about no I
21:16Read the news so I can't really do that. I
21:19I didn't get a tattoo after Strictly because everyone who does Strictly seems to get a tattoo mom
21:25Would you get a tattoo of me? I will
21:28Even if it is painful, I'll go for it. Where will you get it done?
21:32You know I'd quite like just my face here
21:35I
21:37Do what you like I don't think I don't think you will be able to see that you have a black ass
21:46Isn't it?
21:54Do you mean his is his ass is a different color to his face? There's no ass. There's no shoe
22:04There's nothing there just a flat pancake
22:09When he wears suit and things can you imagine it's horrible
22:12Oh
22:14Just hangs like a bag bag, yeah
22:21I'm not criticizing
22:22You're not criticizing
22:27It's gonna be difficult to do the next round through tears
22:31Parents it is time to bid
22:33So there's 11 possible answers when mum tried this earlier she scored five Gabby, it's your turn to bid first
22:42How many do you think Lois can get?
22:44Um
22:45Six
22:46Okay
22:47Ooh
22:48Good early bid
22:49Tracy
22:50Ow
22:51Ow
22:54Okay
22:55Krishnan, what are you thinking? Gabby's bid six
22:57Yeah, I think Jasmine could do seven
22:59Okay
23:00Seven
23:01Gabby
23:04I'm gonna say eight
23:05Eight, okay
23:06Krishnan
23:08I feel like a terrible parent but I'm going to
23:11I'm going to say nine
23:14Okay
23:16Nine, this is getting tense now Gabby
23:18Krishnan's gone nine
23:19Krishnan's gone nine
23:22No, let's, let's, let's not go to ten
23:25You're, you're out
23:27No, let's do ten
23:28Oh
23:29Oh
23:34Okay
23:36Krishnan
23:37I'm trying, I'm trying to do it in my head
23:38Um
23:40But would Harrods do that?
23:41Um
23:42No, yeah, we're out
23:43Okay, you're out
23:44Uh, Gabby
23:45Oh, there's a little bit of regret in your face
23:46Yeah, my tactics did not work
23:47You, you really were hoping that Krishnan was going to go 11, weren't you?
23:49Yeah
23:50Okay, well as it is, playing for £2,000, it's Lois!
24:06So your mum thinks you can name ten body parts that you can get pierced at Harrods, multiple guesses are allowed, but if you take too long without giving a correct answer, you will time out
24:22Yeah
24:23Are you ready? Good luck to you, off you go
24:25Lobe
24:26Lobe
24:28Um, tongue
24:30Tongue is up there
24:31Nose
24:32Nose
24:33Belly button
24:34Except navel, yep
24:35Navel
24:36Um
24:37Eyebrow
24:38Yep
24:39Cheeks
24:40Cheeks
24:41Is cheeks up there?
24:42We'll accept it, we're going to accept it
24:43Okay, okay
24:44Cheek bone
24:45I mean, come on
24:46Keep guessing
24:47Wrist
24:48Wrist
24:49Wrist is up there
24:50Okay
24:51Dear God
24:52Finger, finger
24:53Finger
24:54No, keep guessing
24:55Okay
24:56Neck
24:57Yes, neck
24:58What the?
24:59Ooh, what else is there to pierce?
25:02Your nipples
25:03Your nipples
25:06That is correct
25:07That's right, that's okay
25:08I've got one more
25:09I've got one more
25:10Um, sternum
25:11I'll accept it
25:12It's chest
25:13Oh
25:14Oh
25:15Lois
25:16Lois
25:17How do you feel?
25:18That was an incredible performance
25:31I feel exhilarated
25:32I mean, totally thrilling, yeah
25:34Krishnan
25:35Lois got ten out of eleven
25:36Do you
25:37Do you have any ideas what the eleven
25:38To be honest, Jasmine's kind of looking at me a bit annoyed
25:40Because I think she knew this
25:41What do you think it is Jasmine?
25:42Lip
25:43Is it lip?
25:44Oh, lip
25:45It is lip
25:46Oh, lip
25:47Mum, could you give us a scores, please?
25:49Jasmine and Krishnan
25:50400 pounds
25:52Sorry
25:56Keith and Tracy
25:571,450 pounds
26:02Lois and Gabby
26:032,300 and
26:05From the back
26:07You've thundered into the lead
26:08Incredible work
26:09Well done
26:10OK
26:11Time for a break now
26:12As our teams call it
26:13A few minutes of respite
26:14And the chance for a little cry
26:15See you in a bit
26:16Welcome back to parents evening to see what could be the last time these parents ever speak to their children
26:39Lois, Pete and Jasmine, let's get set for your next question
26:43OK, parents, your next category is
26:52Heinz soups
26:54Now, you're going to have to list flavours based on what's on the Heinz website
27:00Gabby, you're a soup expert
27:02Er, I make a decent soup
27:05Yeah
27:06I once made a ministra
27:07Oh
27:08Oh
27:09Oh
27:10Oh
27:12We've got to take a hundred pounds off your total, I'm afraid
27:14Oh
27:15And we're removing that answer from the round
27:17What other soups do you make?
27:26Parents, it's time to bid
27:30Tracey, you're going to be opening the bids
27:31How many do you think Pete can get?
27:33Four
27:34Four
27:35Krishnan
27:36I think I'll risk it with five
27:39Risk it with five
27:41OK, Gabby
27:42I think she
27:43I think she might get six
27:45You're going for six?
27:46Yep
27:47OK, six it is
27:49Tracey
27:50Out
27:52Oh
27:53Hmm
27:54Krishnan
27:55Gabby's bid six
27:56Sorry Jasmine, I think we're out
27:59OK
28:00Which means that playing for £1,200, it's Lois
28:13Lois welcome back
28:14Thank you for having me
28:15A great success for you last time you were up here
28:17So your mum thinks you can name six flavours of Heinz soup
28:20Yeah
28:21Are you ready?
28:22As ready as I'll ever be
28:23Yeah
28:24OK, good luck to you, off you go
28:25OK, tomato
28:27We'll accept that it's cream of tomato
28:29OK, cream of chicken
28:31Cream of chicken, is it up there?
28:32Yes it is
28:33Cream of mushroom
28:34Cream of mushroom
28:36Yeah
28:37Er, pea and ham
28:39Yep
28:40Two to get
28:41Oh, spaghetti hoops I'm guessing doesn't count
28:43Mmm
28:46Vegetable
28:48Yes, one more to get
28:49Potato and leek
28:50Potato and leek
28:51Potato and leek
28:52Yes
28:56Lois smashed it
28:57That was good
28:58You scored six winning you £1,200
29:00Give it up for Lois
29:08Thank you
29:09Lois, how does it feel?
29:11It's just
29:12Yeah, I can't describe it really
29:13Yeah
29:16Once you latched on to cream of cream of
29:18Is your best friend
29:19You were creaming on everything
29:20I didn't know they did a cream of tomato
29:22I thought it was just tomato soup
29:23Yeah
29:24So there is actually 25 possible answers you could have got
29:27Really?
29:28Oh, that's Malagatoni
29:29Oh, French onion
29:30Oh, French onion
29:31Minestrone, of course, that your mum took off the board
29:33Er
29:34Mum, can you give us the scores, please?
29:36Yes, of course I can
29:37Jasmine and Krishna
29:40Yeah
29:41£400
29:42OK
29:43APPLAUSE
29:44Pete and Tracy
29:48£1,450
29:50Louise and Gary
29:51£3,450
29:52APPLAUSE
29:53Louise and Gary
29:54£3,450
29:55Well done
29:56OK
29:57Lois, Pete and Jasmine, let's get set for your last question in this round
30:03OK, Lois, Pete and Jasmine, let's get set for your last question in this round
30:14OK, this question is all about ics
30:18These are five-letter words ending in ick according to the Collins Scrabble dictionary
30:24Parents, it's time to bid
30:26When mum tried this earlier, she scored zero
30:31LAUGHTER
30:32Krishna, are you going to be opening the bids? How many do you think Jasmine can get?
30:37Five
30:38Five, OK, opening bid of five, Gabby, over to you
30:42I've got to have faith and say six
30:44Six, OK
30:45Tracey, what are you thinking? Out
30:47Seven
30:48Seven?
30:50What?
30:51What?
30:52OK, Tracey's gone seven, Krishnan, what are you thinking?
30:53I'm thinking eight
30:54Ooh
30:55Gabby?
30:56Not going higher than eight
30:57So you're out, Tracey?
30:58Yeah
30:59Nine
31:00APPLAUSE
31:01Krishnan, what are you thinking?
31:02I'm thinking eight
31:03Ooh
31:04Gabby?
31:05Not going higher than eight
31:06So you're out, Tracey?
31:07Yeah
31:08Nine
31:09APPLAUSE
31:11Nine
31:12APPLAUSE
31:14APPLAUSE
31:15Krishnan, nine
31:20Let's give it a go, I mean, we're at 400 quid, we may as well
31:26OK, are you going for ten?
31:28Yeah
31:29OK, ten it is
31:30APPLAUSE
31:32Good
31:33APPLAUSE
31:35Tracey, ten is the bid to beat
31:38Yeah, eleven
31:49APPLAUSE
31:51OK
31:52Tracey's been eleven, Krishnan is going to need to go to hospital if this goes
32:06LAUGHTER
32:09Surely there can't be twelve, I mean, er...
32:13I...
32:14No, I think we're out
32:15You're out, OK
32:16Tracey has bid eleven
32:24Which means playing for £2,200, is Pete Coventer
32:29How are you feeling about this?
32:40Horrendous
32:41I don't even think there is, what is wrong with you?
32:44What is wrong with you?
32:46So, your mum thinks you can name eleven words that consist of five letters and end in the letters ICK in that order
32:52How confident do you feel about getting these?
32:54Not very confident at all, actually
32:56Well, listen, just give it a go
32:58Just give it a go, Pete
32:59I'm sure you're going to be fine
33:00I believe in you, boy
33:01Don't worry
33:02At the wrong times, mother
33:05At the wrong times
33:06OK, good luck, off you go
33:08Prick
33:13That's there
33:18Stick
33:19That is there
33:21Trick
33:23That is there
33:25I think that's where we end
33:30Sorry
33:31Just the eight off, mother
33:33Thanks ever so much
33:40Click
33:43Click is there
33:44Well, we're only on four
33:45Don't
33:50Flick
33:51Flick is there
33:55Um
34:02Oh, Pete, I'm so sorry
34:07You couldn't reach eleven
34:09Which means the money is getting split between the others
34:11Please give it up for Pete
34:13Sorry, mate
34:20Tracy, how was it watching Pete do that?
34:22Well, I wanted to help him
34:24I mean, you know
34:25Did you know more?
34:27Vic
34:29Vic
34:30Oh, no
34:31LAUGHTER
34:49Oh, my God
34:50OK
34:51Let's have a look at the full list
34:52They're actually 19
34:53Let's have a look
34:54Richit, Crick, Eric
34:56Mum
34:57Mm-hm
34:58What's that done to the scores, please?
34:59Pete and Tracy
35:00Yeah
35:011,450
35:02Pound
35:03OK
35:06Jasmine and Krishna
35:07Yeah
35:08Is 1,500
35:09OK
35:13Lois and Gabby
35:144,550
35:15Wow
35:19There is one more round before our final
35:21Lois, Pete and Jasmine, you're going to be answering questions on the buzzer
35:24But we've given those buzzers to your parents
35:27And they won't just decide when you answer but what you answer
35:30Get one right and you will add £400 to your total
35:33But get it wrong and it will be split with the other teams
35:36At the end, whoever has the biggest prize pot will win that money and go through to our final with a chance to double it
35:42Are you ready?
35:43Yeah
35:44Then let's begin
35:45First question, name the crisp
35:55Gabby
35:56A
35:57A, Lois
35:58Monster Munch
35:59It is Monster Munch
36:00B is Quavers
36:01Next question, name the mister
36:04Tracy
36:06B
36:07B, Pete
36:08B
36:09B, Pete
36:10Motivator
36:11It is Mr. Motivator
36:12Well done
36:13A is Mr. Beast
36:14Next question, name the brat
36:17Gabby
36:18A
36:19A, Lois
36:20Charlie XCX
36:21It is Charlie XCX
36:22B is Brat Wurst
36:23Next question, name the Pat
36:29Tracy
36:30B
36:31B, Pete
36:32It's Pat Butcher
36:33It is Pat Butcher
36:34A is obviously Cow Pat
36:36Okay, next question
36:37Name the dragon
36:40Krishna
36:41A
36:42A
36:43Komodo dragon
36:44It is a Komodo dragon
36:45Well done
36:46B is from Dragon's Den, Stephen Bartlett
36:48Next question, name the font
36:52Gabby
36:53A
36:54A, Lois
36:55Times New Roman
36:56It is Times New Roman
36:57Well done
36:58B is Comic Sans
36:59Next question, name the king
37:01B
37:03Tracy
37:04B
37:05B
37:06Pete
37:07Harry Redknapp
37:08It is Harry Redknapp
37:09A is Richard the third
37:11Next question, name the animal idiom
37:18Gabby
37:19B
37:20B, Lois
37:21Testicles
37:22Sorry
37:23Only idiom
37:25It is
37:27It is the dog's bollocks
37:28Would you have known A, Lois?
37:29Yeah, the bee's knee
37:30It is the bee's knee
37:31What a weird idiom
37:32Just testicles with that
37:33Okay
37:34Next question, name the planet
37:38Krishna
37:39B
37:40Bee
37:41Bee
37:42Bee
37:43Bee
37:44Bee
37:45Bee
37:46Bee
37:47Bee
37:48Bee
37:49Bee
37:50Bee
37:51Bee
37:52Bee
37:55Jeremy
37:56My화를
38:06is right tabii mercury
38:07A is Venus
38:08Obviously, a Venus will move
38:09Next question, name the drama
38:10Gabby
38:11Hey, Lois
38:12I can tell you
38:13It's broad church
38:14B is unford
38:16Gedanken
38:16Batman
38:17Man
38:18Good
38:19Thanks
38:19Bee
38:20surrounded by such the
38:24females
38:25The time is up. Well done, team!
38:32That is the end of the round. Mum, can you please put down the final scores for us?
38:36Yes. These are the final scores.
38:39Of course, of course. I'm excited. OK, good.
38:42You know, let your face know.
38:46Jasmine and Krishna, £2,700.
38:50Pete and Tracy, £3,450.
39:00Lois and Gabby, £5,750.
39:07Congratulations, Lois and Gabby, you have made it through to the final!
39:16Jasmine, do you feel like your dad sort of demonstrated a knowledge
39:19of what you know about and what you don't?
39:21I think he showed a really large amount of confidence in me,
39:23which I really appreciate.
39:24Yeah, it's nice, isn't it?
39:26Yeah.
39:30Tracy, real rollercoaster for you tonight.
39:32How would you summarise your game?
39:34Perhaps I should have more faith in Peter.
39:38No, but the one time you do have faith was perhaps the worst option
39:42you could have picked tonight.
39:44But let's...
39:45We won't go into it.
39:46You also called me Thick on Netflix.
39:50OK, we've got to take a break now.
39:51Join us in a bit to see if Lois and Gabby
39:53can double their money in our final round.
39:55As you can tell, I'm strapping myself in for an emotional rollercoaster.
40:00See you in a bit.
40:01APPLAUSE
40:16Welcome back to Parents' Evening, where blood runs thicker than water,
40:19but disappointment flows like piss.
40:21Lois and Gabby, by making it through to the final,
40:24you have secured your prize for charity.
40:26Mum, how much have they won?
40:28£5,750.
40:30There you go.
40:34But succeed in this round and we will double your jackpot,
40:37bringing the totals of what, Mum?
40:38£11,500!
40:45OK, here's how it works.
40:46You're going to see a board of 12 possible answers,
40:48but only five of them are correct.
40:51To double your jackpot, all you have to do is identify all five.
40:55If you pick three wrong answers, I'm afraid you lose the round,
40:58but you do leave with the original jackpot of £5,750.
41:02Gabby, you're going to be picking the category.
41:04These are your options.
41:06Banksy, Yoga and Beano and Dandy.
41:10What are you thinking?
41:11OK.
41:12We've done a bit of yoga together, so she might be OK on that.
41:18Banksy, she did a project on Banksy, actually, in art at GCSE,
41:24but I'm drawn more to yoga.
41:26OK, you've chosen yoga.
41:27Lois and Gabby, for the last time,
41:29let's play Parents Evening!
41:39OK. Lois, how do you feel about the category?
41:41Really good.
41:42I didn't actually do GCSE art, so...
41:44LAUGHTER
41:47I've literally never been good at art.
41:50You did a project when I was, like, ten years old!
41:53But I appreciate it.
41:54I clearly really spoke to you.
41:55Yeah, OK.
41:56So your mum's chosen...
41:58Yeah, I think she's chosen the category.
42:00OK, great.
42:01So what you're going to have to do is you're going to have to name
42:03five yoga poses, OK?
42:05OK.
42:06Here are the possible answers.
42:08Tree.
42:09Toad in the hole.
42:10Cobra.
42:11Boston Crab.
42:12Warrior One.
42:13Camel Toe.
42:16Mole Hill.
42:17Blue Steel.
42:18Reverse Cowgirl.
42:22Downward Facing Dog.
42:24Total Eclipse.
42:25And Happy Baby.
42:26OK.
42:27OK.
42:28OK.
42:29So five of those are yoga poses, seven aren't.
42:31OK?
42:32Take a look, and when you're ready, give me a first answer.
42:35Tree is one.
42:36Oh, right.
42:37Are we not debating?
42:38I know, I know, but I think it is.
42:39It does.
42:40Do you know what tree is?
42:41OK, OK.
42:42OK, you want to go for tree?
42:43So...
42:44You don't have to do them all, by the way.
42:46LAUGHTER
42:47Let's go for tree.
42:49Yeah, I think tree.
42:50OK, let's lock in tree.
42:51It would be awkward if it's not.
42:52Is tree a yoga pose?
42:57It is.
42:58Well done.
42:59First answer down.
43:00Downward Facing Dog to me is one.
43:03I think...
43:04I think we all...
43:05Downward Facing Dog is one of the classic poses.
43:07Let's do Downward Facing Dog.
43:08OK, let's lock in Downward Facing Dog.
43:10OK.
43:11Is that a yoga pose?
43:14It is.
43:15OK.
43:16Right.
43:17Right.
43:18OK.
43:19That was the only two that I actually am...
43:20Oh, really?
43:21OK.
43:22OK.
43:23Disregard.
43:24So what do you...
43:25Are you definitely sure it isn't?
43:26Toad in the Hole is a classic English dish.
43:27OK.
43:28Yeah.
43:29What about reverse cowgirl?
43:30What's that?
43:31I...
43:32I...
43:33I don't know, actually.
43:34I couldn't...
43:35I don't...
43:36What's reverse cowgirl, Mum?
43:37I'm asking you.
43:38Oh, OK.
43:39I'm asking you.
43:40I'm asking you.
43:41Rubbish?
43:42I'm afraid I can't get involved.
43:43I don't feel I've ever done that in a yoga class.
43:52Oh!
43:53OK.
43:54Fabulous.
43:59I've done Happy Baby.
44:00OK.
44:01So I Feel Happy Baby is one yoga pose.
44:04OK.
44:05Let's lock in Happy Baby.
44:06Is that a yoga pose?
44:08That is a yoga pose, right, mate?
44:13So you've got two to get and you're going to double your jackpot.
44:16OK.
44:17Total Eclipse.
44:18Isn't it Bonnie Clyde that sings Total Eclipse of the Heart?
44:21Have I made the heart?
44:23Do you mean Bonnie Tyler?
44:24Bonnie Tyler!
44:25It is so close.
44:26OK.
44:27So you're not going for Total Eclipse.
44:29I think Cobra...
44:30It's a while since I've done yoga, but I think Cobra is...
44:32OK.
44:33Do you want to go for that?
44:34OK.
44:35Do you want to go for that?
44:36OK.
44:37Do you want to go for that?
44:38Yeah.
44:39OK, yeah.
44:40Let's lock it in.
44:41Let's lock in Cobra.
44:42Is Cobra a yoga pose?
44:49It is.
44:50Well done, you are one answer away.
44:52OK.
44:53OK.
44:54I don't know about camel toe, to be honest.
44:57You might get it in yoga, but I don't know if you're going to actually do it.
45:01OK.
45:02What are you thinking?
45:03I...
45:04Do you know, the funny thing is, I know there's warrior two, so there has to be a warrior one.
45:16So let's go for warrior one.
45:18Warrior oneies.
45:20Let's lock in warrior one.
45:21Now, if this is correct, you have doubled your jackpot and you've won £11,500 for your charity.
45:26Wow.
45:27This is very exciting.
45:28Let's have a look.
45:29Warrior one, is that a yoga pose?
45:31Yes.
45:32Yes, it is.
45:33Well done.
45:34Congratulations.
45:35Congratulations.
45:36What was amazing.
45:37You stumbled your jackpot to a massive £11,500.
45:39Wow.
45:40Wow.
45:41What charity are you donating the money to?
45:42My name's Donny Foundation, which helps people with motor neurone disease.
45:47Fantastic course.
45:48Congratulations.
45:49Please give it up.
45:59Please.
46:00Fantastic course.
46:01Congratulations.
46:02Please give it up to Lois and Gabby.
46:04That is all for tonight.
46:05Thank you to all of my guests, Pete and Tracy Wicks.
46:08Woo!
46:09Jasmine and Christian Dormerthy.
46:10And Lois and Gabby Logan.
46:12Join me and my mum with three new parental pairs next time on Paris Evening.
46:17And remember, hardly anyone ever says they regret having kids.
46:20Instead, they wait until 2am and scream it alone into a pillow.
46:24Say goodbye, mum.
46:25Bye-bye, everyone.
46:26Bye-bye.
46:27Woo!
46:28Bye-bye.
46:32Yay, baby.
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