Here are some commercials that aired during syndicated episodes of Viper, NYPD Blue, PSi Factor, The Outer Limits and Poltergeist: The Legacy-
1. End Credits
2. Ken Ehrlich Productions/Elephant Walk Entertainment/PolyGram Television/Polygram Television (1998)
3. Comm South
4. Watson's Pools
5. The Pager Company
6. KCWE-TV KC 29 Station ID (1999)
7. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
8. Folgers Coffee
9. 10-10-220 Dial
10. Kraft Miracle-Whip (feat. Sylvester & Tweedy)
11. Tagamet HB 200
12. Head & Shoulders Shampoo
13. Coca-Cola Classic
14. Ball Park Franks Hot Dogs
15. America's Contacts & Eyeglasses
16. (same as #3)
17. Touched By Love CD Soundtrack
18. Prilosec
19. Driver: The Video Game
20. Country Time Lemonade
21. One-A-Day
22. Trident Sugarless Gum
23. (same as #9)
24. Clear Eyes Eye Drops
25. Kraft Deluxe Macaroni & Cheese Dinner
26. Tide Laundry Detergent
27. Viper promo
28. V-Chip/TV Parental Guidelines
29. Rockin' Instrumentals CD Soundtrack
30. (same as #5)
31. Viper End Credits
32. Pet Fly Productions/Paramount Television (1999)
33. Price Chopper
34. iHop Restaurant
35. (same as #5 & #6)
36. Telecom USA
37. Arm & Hammer Deodorant
38. (same as #21)
39. 'NYPD Blue' will be right back
40. U.S. Navy
41. Rolling Rock Beer
42. Fruit of The Loom Underwear
43. (same as #39, #28 & #5)
44. WWE SmackDown! Live in Kansas City
45. (same as #3)
46. Pyramid Roofing Company
47. KMBC 9 News' Weather promo
48. (same as #39 & #7)
49. United States Mint (feat. Kermit The Frog)
50. Bowfinger TV trailer
51. 1-800-COLLECT
52. Chevrolet Cavalier
53. Wrangler Jeans
54. Arm & Hammer Pet Fresh
55. (same as #5, #46 & #39)
56. Visa Check Card
57. Suave Ultra Dry Deodorant
58. Labatt Blue Beer
59. (same as #34, #5, #46, #39)
60. Firestone Racing Tires
61. (same as #36)
62. Sharpie Markers
63. NYPD Blue End Credits
64. Steven Bochco Productions/20th Television (1997)
65. Percogesic
66. New Skin Water Bandages
67. Capzasin-HP
68. Gold Bond Ointmint
69. Papa John's Pizza
70. (same as #7 & #26)
71. Right Guard Deodorant
72. Scope Mouthwash
73. Pillsbury Toaster Scrambles
74. Wrigley's Extra Sugarfree Gum
75. Pringles Ridges
76. Teaching Mrs. Tingle TV trailer
77. Folgers Coffee (Taking The Lead)
78. (same as #28)
79. T.G.I. Friday's
80. American Alliance Credit Counseling
Video footage courtesy of munichmarvel and AnimeDude892 (Stuart) at archive.org
All credit of this footage goes to them!!
1. End Credits
2. Ken Ehrlich Productions/Elephant Walk Entertainment/PolyGram Television/Polygram Television (1998)
3. Comm South
4. Watson's Pools
5. The Pager Company
6. KCWE-TV KC 29 Station ID (1999)
7. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
8. Folgers Coffee
9. 10-10-220 Dial
10. Kraft Miracle-Whip (feat. Sylvester & Tweedy)
11. Tagamet HB 200
12. Head & Shoulders Shampoo
13. Coca-Cola Classic
14. Ball Park Franks Hot Dogs
15. America's Contacts & Eyeglasses
16. (same as #3)
17. Touched By Love CD Soundtrack
18. Prilosec
19. Driver: The Video Game
20. Country Time Lemonade
21. One-A-Day
22. Trident Sugarless Gum
23. (same as #9)
24. Clear Eyes Eye Drops
25. Kraft Deluxe Macaroni & Cheese Dinner
26. Tide Laundry Detergent
27. Viper promo
28. V-Chip/TV Parental Guidelines
29. Rockin' Instrumentals CD Soundtrack
30. (same as #5)
31. Viper End Credits
32. Pet Fly Productions/Paramount Television (1999)
33. Price Chopper
34. iHop Restaurant
35. (same as #5 & #6)
36. Telecom USA
37. Arm & Hammer Deodorant
38. (same as #21)
39. 'NYPD Blue' will be right back
40. U.S. Navy
41. Rolling Rock Beer
42. Fruit of The Loom Underwear
43. (same as #39, #28 & #5)
44. WWE SmackDown! Live in Kansas City
45. (same as #3)
46. Pyramid Roofing Company
47. KMBC 9 News' Weather promo
48. (same as #39 & #7)
49. United States Mint (feat. Kermit The Frog)
50. Bowfinger TV trailer
51. 1-800-COLLECT
52. Chevrolet Cavalier
53. Wrangler Jeans
54. Arm & Hammer Pet Fresh
55. (same as #5, #46 & #39)
56. Visa Check Card
57. Suave Ultra Dry Deodorant
58. Labatt Blue Beer
59. (same as #34, #5, #46, #39)
60. Firestone Racing Tires
61. (same as #36)
62. Sharpie Markers
63. NYPD Blue End Credits
64. Steven Bochco Productions/20th Television (1997)
65. Percogesic
66. New Skin Water Bandages
67. Capzasin-HP
68. Gold Bond Ointmint
69. Papa John's Pizza
70. (same as #7 & #26)
71. Right Guard Deodorant
72. Scope Mouthwash
73. Pillsbury Toaster Scrambles
74. Wrigley's Extra Sugarfree Gum
75. Pringles Ridges
76. Teaching Mrs. Tingle TV trailer
77. Folgers Coffee (Taking The Lead)
78. (same as #28)
79. T.G.I. Friday's
80. American Alliance Credit Counseling
Video footage courtesy of munichmarvel and AnimeDude892 (Stuart) at archive.org
All credit of this footage goes to them!!
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00:25:15and pay no payments or interest
00:25:17until the year 2000.
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00:25:22Time to prepare.
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00:25:51NYPD Blue will be right back.
00:25:53She was coming home
00:25:56to the jungle
00:25:57and to their wild, untamed love
00:26:00for butter
00:26:02cut down by cholesterol
00:26:04until...
00:26:09Darling, look what I've brought back.
00:26:11I can't believe it's not butter.
00:26:13It's the premier spread,
00:26:15flavored with real sweet cream buttermilk
00:26:17for a fresh butter taste,
00:26:18but without the cholesterol.
00:26:19How civilized.
00:26:20I can't believe it's not butter.
00:26:22The taste you love
00:26:23without the cholesterol.
00:26:28Fast People Act
00:26:29coming through.
00:26:30Hi-ho,
00:26:31Kermit the Frog here
00:26:32as Washington crossing the Delaware
00:26:34announcing the new 50-state quarters
00:26:36from the United States Men.
00:26:38Ah!
00:26:38Hmm, special effects.
00:26:40Each quarter tells something
00:26:41about the state it represents.
00:26:42This one's New Jersey.
00:26:45There'll be a new quarter
00:26:46about every 10 weeks.
00:26:48Are we there yet?
00:26:4950-state quarters
00:26:51from the United States Men.
00:26:52The most exciting change
00:26:53America's ever seen.
00:26:56Steve Martin.
00:26:57This is one of the hot scenes.
00:26:59React normally
00:27:00because in this scene
00:27:00Daisy's gonna take off her blouse.
00:27:02And Eddie Murphy.
00:27:05Boatfinger.
00:27:06Ah, so...
00:27:07Rated PG-13.
00:27:09Starts Friday, August 13th.
00:27:111-800-COLLECT
00:27:12presents Sargent Savings.
00:27:13That was awesome.
00:27:15About fake.
00:27:16That's our excuse for a finger
00:27:18just dialed zero
00:27:20to call Collect.
00:27:21Did your mind go here,
00:27:22wild boy?
00:27:23Why didn't you use
00:27:241-800-COLLECT?
00:27:24It was just a quick call.
00:27:25It doesn't matter, Sally.
00:27:271-800-COLLECT
00:27:28still cheaper.
00:27:29Buy a buck or two.
00:27:30You understand, girly man?
00:27:32Yeah.
00:27:32Good.
00:27:33Now start saving
00:27:34and dial 1-800.
00:27:35C-O-L-L-E-C-T
00:27:37It has more power
00:27:44than Honda Civic DX.
00:27:46More trunk space
00:27:47than Dodge Neon.
00:27:49More passenger room
00:27:51than Ford ZX2.
00:27:52And it's the lowest priced car
00:27:54with standard anti-lock brakes.
00:27:56I, uh, think you missed a spot.
00:27:59How's that for stopping power?
00:28:01Chevy Cavalier.
00:28:02The more you know,
00:28:03the better it looks.
00:28:04You can drive away
00:28:05in a new Cavalier
00:28:06with your choice
00:28:06of low APR financing
00:28:08or big cash back.
00:28:09See your Chevrolet dealer today.
00:28:12Wrangler jeans.
00:28:14Available in the two colors
00:28:16boys prefer most.
00:28:19Black and blue.
00:28:22Wrangler.
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00:28:27Pine Lake.
00:28:28Three friends.
00:28:30Three pair of Wrangler jeans.
00:28:32Everybody's comfortable.
00:28:34Even the fish.
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00:28:50and leaves a fresh scent.
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00:29:32to protect that investment.
00:29:33Your home.
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00:29:39Then our experienced crews
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00:29:52until the year 2000.
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00:29:57NYPD Blue
00:29:58will be right back.
00:30:01Excuse me.
00:30:02Number 8 bus go here.
00:30:04What about number 9?
00:30:08Who are you looking at?
00:30:19Dry cleaners wouldn't take
00:30:21a chucker gun,
00:30:21eh Nigel?
00:30:23Use Visa Check Card.
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00:30:29and get on with life.
00:30:30One of these women uses
00:30:36Suave Ultra Dry Antiperspirant.
00:30:39The other uses Secret Ultra Dry.
00:30:41Both are using a revolutionary form
00:30:43of dryness protection.
00:30:45Both feel cool and confident.
00:30:48So who uses Suave Ultra Dry?
00:30:50And who spends a lot more on Secret?
00:30:52If you can't tell,
00:30:56why should we use Suave Ultra Dry?
00:30:57Why should we?
00:30:58Suave, don't you look smart?
00:31:01Oh shoot.
00:31:05I am from Japan.
00:31:07I am from Canada.
00:31:10Canada.
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00:31:24Pure Canada.
00:31:26You made me love you.
00:31:29I didn't want to do it.
00:31:30Experts say it's important
00:31:34to eat a good breakfast.
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00:32:30Don't gamble
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00:32:36to protect that investment
00:32:37in your home.
00:32:38Pyramid Roofing
00:32:39can inspect your roof
00:32:40and give you a free estimate
00:32:41and references
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00:32:43Then our experienced crews
00:32:44can complete the job
00:32:45quickly and carefully
00:32:46at the best price.
00:32:47And we don't accept
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00:32:49until after your roof is done.
00:32:51After all,
00:32:51we want you to recommend us
00:32:52to your friends.
00:32:53Call 966-1101 now
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00:32:57until the year 2000.
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00:33:00NYPD Blue
00:33:02will be right back.
00:33:03I've reached top speeds
00:33:06on Firestone racing tires.
00:33:07So they ask me,
00:33:08Ari,
00:33:09how can we make our street tires
00:33:10move faster?
00:33:11Easy.
00:33:12Put them on sale.
00:33:15Four for $99.
00:33:17Add a new 50,000-mile warranty
00:33:18and people will buy them
00:33:20eight at a time.
00:33:23Maybe even 12.
00:33:24If you want to sell them faster,
00:33:27get a taller driver.
00:33:28Whoa!
00:33:29The four for $99 sale
00:33:30at Firestone.
00:33:32These tires are going fast.
00:33:35How would you like to call
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00:34:02just dial 1010-321.
00:34:05Tonight's closed caption episode
00:34:07of NYPD Blue
00:34:08is brought to you by...
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00:34:13it's gotta be important.
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00:34:21Have a great day.
00:34:51I trust my pharmacist. He knows medicine and he knows me. So when he recommended perkegesic for my headache, I listened. He said perkegesic is unlike any other pain reliever and it works. It's simple. I trust my pharmacist and he trusts perkegesic.
00:35:10I'm a research scientist. So when I got arthritis, I did some research.
00:35:30I found odor-free capsaicin. Its doctor-recommended ingredient attacks arthritis pain fast. And unlike the leading pain rubs, the longer you use it, the greater the relief. Capsaicin raises your level of relief.
00:35:42He scratches itchy cuts, then opens the cut to germs again. But ordinary ointments don't stop itch.
00:35:47Introducing new GolBond triple antibiotic ointment. GolBond kills germs, plus stops pain and itch while cuts heel.
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00:35:57Some things don't taste their best the day they're made. You'd never drink wine the day they crush the grapes or eat a green banana.
00:36:06No way, Dad.
00:36:07And that's the secret to Papa John's traditional dough. We give the yeast several extra days to work its magic.
00:36:13We never use dough made the same day like some folks. Nature warns those who exercise patience.
00:36:19Better ingredients, better pizza. Papa John's.
00:36:22Now, get an extra-large, one-topping Papa John's pizza delivered for just $9.99.
00:36:27You're watching KCWE Kansas City.
00:36:31What attracted me to George when I first met him was his smile.
00:36:37Now that there's just the two of us in the house, we'll have a lot more quiet time together.
00:36:42I don't know if we're ready for so much undivided attention.
00:36:46You start to notice all the little things, like that shirt he insists on wearing all the time.
00:36:53It looks older than our kids. Maybe I could give it a little resuscitation.
00:36:58For clothes that are so dingy and stained they're practically unwearable, there's new Tide with activated hydrogen peroxide.
00:37:04Its deep cleaning action goes beyond leading regular detergents to help rejuvenate even your oldest clothes.
00:37:10George and I are having a great time together.
00:37:12I think we're getting the hang of this marriage thing.
00:37:17When the male is in pursuit of the female, the slightest sin of unpleasantness may send the female running.
00:37:22Thus, right guard clear gel or clear stick.
00:37:25Powerful protection from odor and wetness that glides on clear of right guard.
00:37:29Anything less would be uncivilized.
00:37:31You never know when nature will take its course.
00:37:50So be ready with scope.
00:37:51Nothing kills more bad breath germs.
00:37:54Its minty tingle gets breath scope clean and fresh.
00:37:57Scope, feel the tingle.
00:37:59So, how you doing?
00:38:03Oh, miserable.
00:38:04Breakfast time we sit around while folks pop something sweet from the toaster.
00:38:09What's not to love?
00:38:10Real eggs.
00:38:11Hey, bacon.
00:38:12And cheese.
00:38:13Say, what if somebody wrapped us up in a pastry crust and popped us up?
00:38:17Pillsbury toaster scrambles.
00:38:20Real eggs, smoky bacon, creamy cheese in a flaky pastry crust right in your grocer's freezer.
00:38:27Mmm.
00:38:27Pillsbury toaster scrambles.
00:38:30Look out, sweet stuff.
00:38:32Hey, listen up.
00:38:34Know how you love the great flavor of extra sugar-free gum?
00:38:37Now the flavor lasts longer than ever.
00:38:40So you can enjoy more of life's little extras.
00:38:43Like extra mileage, extra any, even extra credit.
00:38:46And the flavor will last right through.
00:38:49Extra's flavor now lasts so long, it may even attract some extra attention.
00:38:54So take any extra steps you need to try extra.
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00:39:01Now the flavor you love lasts longer than ever.
00:39:31For 20 years, Mrs. Tingle has terrorized her students.
00:39:37The smartest girl in school caught cheating.
00:39:40I am innocent.
00:39:41Even the innocent burn at the stake.
00:39:44Oh, my God.
00:39:46We should give her mouth to mouth.
00:39:47Now, three friends...
00:39:49I'm not gonna do it.
00:39:50...are about to wind up in an impossible situation.
00:39:53So Jerry's bring us.
00:39:55Oh.
00:39:58Teaching Mrs. Tingle.
00:40:00Rated PG-13.
00:40:01In theaters Friday, August 20th.
00:40:03Countless mornings at the lake.
00:40:08This race could be our big break.
00:40:12Just love that mountain boom boom.
00:40:16Now I'll leave my crew.
00:40:17In rhythm and row as one.
00:40:22Bracing towards the rising sun.
00:40:26The best part of waking up.
00:40:29Waking up.
00:40:30Is Folgers in your car.
00:40:34Television sets equipped with the new V-chip are now available.
00:40:37This system allows you to program your television to control the programs your children watch.
00:40:43Use the TV Parental Guidelines to choose programming best suited for your family.
00:40:47The V-chip and TV Parental Guidelines.
00:40:50Together, your guide to better family viewing.
00:40:53For a free booklet, call toll-free 1-877-2-V-CHIP-TV.
00:40:58Or visit our website at tvguidelines.org.
00:41:02Let's see.
00:41:04What's your favorite day?
00:41:07Monday.
00:41:09No.
00:41:11Tuesday.
00:41:12Duh.
00:41:15Ah, Wednesday.
00:41:17Yeah, right.
00:41:18Here's a hint.
00:41:19And now, Friday's has some great new pastas.
00:41:22Sauteed toppings.
00:41:23Delicate sauces.
00:41:24All tossed together in great big bowls.
00:41:27Goodness gracious.
00:41:28Great bowls of pasta.
00:41:30At Friday's.
00:41:31What day was that again?
00:41:34Have you been turned down for a car loan, credit card, apartment rental, or a mortgage?
00:41:38Well, you're not alone.
00:41:39Today, more than half of all Americans suffer from negative credit information.
00:41:43But there is help.
00:41:45Call American Alliance Credit Counseling at 765-7300.
00:41:48A credit report should show a true reflection of your credit capability today, not yesterday.
00:41:53No law requires that bad credit must stay on your report.
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00:42:00And start on the road to good credit today.
00:42:05At last.
00:42:06Satellite photography confirms the true nature of worlds of fun.
00:42:10The vast, otherworldly complex innocently called a theme park.
00:42:14And oceans of fun.
00:42:16Three times the size of any of its competitors.
00:42:18Much too enormous to be of human origin.
00:42:21Of course, the aliens want us to think it's all man-made.
00:42:25And we all believe that, don't we?
00:42:27Worlds of fun.
00:42:29Oceans of fun.
00:42:30They're like nothing on Earth.
00:42:34Take me out to the ballgame.
00:42:37What fuels their passion?
00:42:38Take me out.
00:42:39What inspires their loyalty?
00:42:41Well, what fills their cups?
00:42:43Smooth Country Time Lemonade Iced Tea.
00:42:47The official sponsor of summer.
00:42:50It's smooth.
00:42:52It's indulgent.
00:42:53It's inspired by your favorite ice cream.
00:42:56And it's 99% fat-free.
00:42:58It's Breyer's Smooth and Creamy Yogurt.
00:43:01Tastes naughty, but it's not.
00:43:03Our pool manufacturers are overstocked.
00:43:06So Watsons is having a factory surplus truckload sale.
00:43:09Save up to 50% on all pools.
00:43:1218 different models to choose from.
00:43:13Like a big 24-foot Sun Master.
00:43:15Only $8.88 for a complete pool package.
00:43:17Six months, same as cash.
00:43:19Five-piece patio sets, only $4.99.
00:43:2116 tanning beds on display, starting at $9.99.
00:43:25Factory surplus sale prices on all Cal Spas.
00:43:28Don't miss the summer fun and the savings.
00:43:30That's Watsons!
00:43:32Oh, no!
00:43:34Labor of love took on a whole new meaning when Kyle was born.
00:43:3812 hours of labor.
00:43:41One of life's most joyful moments can also be one of its most painful.
00:43:46But take comfort, as so many women have in Tylenol,
00:43:49the pain reliever doctors and hospitals choose most.
00:43:52Come meet your little brother.
00:43:54Watch this girl.
00:43:59Hello.
00:43:59Tylenol, take comfort in our strength.
00:44:05This is Colin Withrow, live from the United States.
00:44:10There stands before me a strange, otherworldly structure.
00:44:1420 stories in height, with a vehicle clocked at 120 kilometers per hour.
00:44:18The question, was all this created by some intergalactic force
00:44:23to distract us from the coming invasion?
00:44:28Mamba at Worlds of Fun.
00:44:31It's like nothing on Earth.
00:44:33Oh, ain't it gonna leave this house no longer, ain't it gonna leave this house no more.
00:44:38Ain't got time to fix the shutters, ain't got time to fix the floor.
00:44:44Homevestors buys houses in any condition, and you get your money fast.
00:44:50I inherited my father's house, and it needed a lot of work, and Homevestors bought it as is.
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00:44:59Call 913-888-7777.
00:45:03When you're active, the last thing you want is the itch of dandruff.
00:45:08New Head & Shoulders Refresh.
00:45:11It helps prevent dandruff, and its refreshing formula feels stimulating on the scalp.
00:45:15Head & Shoulders Refresh, our refreshing way to help prevent dandruff.
00:45:19Feel the refreshment of Surt's Powerful Mints, like Skinny Dipping and Fargo in February.
00:45:29Surt's Powerful Mints, with Retson.
00:45:31Keep your powerful cool longer.
00:45:35The Kansas City Spirit Festival is the Midwest's largest music festival
00:45:39and Kansas City's premier civic celebration.
00:45:41Join Spirit Fest, friends of the fest.
00:45:43Gold-level members receive separate restrooms and beverage service
00:45:46with an upfront view for the entire event.
00:45:48Plus, you get three days of music for the low price of $40.
00:45:51That's twice the fun for the price of one anywhere else.
00:45:54Act now, because Friends of the Fest's gold-level memberships are very limited.
00:45:57Call 221-4444 for more information, or visit their website at www.spiritfest.org.
00:46:05Our pool manufacturers are overstocked, so Watson's is having a factory surplus truckload sale.
00:46:10Save up to 50% on all pools.
00:46:1218 different models to choose from, like a big 24-foot Sun Master,
00:46:16only $8.88 for a complete pool package.
00:46:18Six months, same as cash.
00:46:20Five-piece patio sets, only $4.99.
00:46:2216 tanning beds on display, starting at $9.99.
00:46:26Factory surplus sale prices on all Cal Spas.
00:46:29Don't miss the summer fun and the savings.
00:46:31That's lost in!
00:46:32Oh, no!
00:46:35The compact pickup, J.D. Power & Associates, ranks best in initial quality.
00:46:39A consumer's digest, best buy.
00:46:41One of car and driver's ten best.
00:46:43Building the new Dodge has been very rewarding.
00:46:46And now, owning a new Dodge is even more rewarding.
00:46:48During our summer clearance, select customers can lease a four-wheel drive Dodge Durango
00:46:52with best-in-class cargo room, passenger room, and power, all for just $3.65 a month.
00:46:57It's very simple, really.
00:46:59Dodge gets awards, you get rewards.
00:47:02See the friendly Dodge dealer near you for this limited-time offer.
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00:47:25That bitter taste will disappear when you clean your coffee maker with CLR.
00:47:29If your washing machine is leaving rust stains on fabric,
00:47:32run CLR through a wash cycle and see the difference.
00:47:35Calcium deposits make your showerhead spray in all directions.
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00:50:10What is it, Professor?
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00:50:1599 cents? Impossible!
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00:50:42On the next Psy Factor, alien abductions plague a small town.
00:50:46They froze us.
00:50:47Turning the inhabitants into telepaths.
00:50:49He knew everything about me.
00:50:51They know when and how we're going to die.
00:50:52Now the road that leads to answers could be a journey to another world.
00:50:57On Psy Factor.
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00:52:40For 20 years, Mrs. Tingle has terrorized her students.
00:52:44The smartest girl in school caught cheating.
00:52:47I am innocent.
00:52:48Even the innocent burn at the stake.
00:52:51Mrs. Tingle.
00:52:52Oh, my God.
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00:52:54Now, three friends...
00:52:56I'm not gonna do it.
00:52:57...are about to wind up in an impossible situation.
00:53:01So Jerry Springer.
00:53:02Teaching Mrs. Tingle.
00:53:03I think Mrs. Tingle's dog's an alcoholic.
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00:53:07Rated PG-13.
00:53:08In theaters Friday, August 20th.
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00:54:10Our pool manufacturers are overstocked, so Watson's is having a factory surplus truckload sale.
00:54:16Save up to 50% on all pools.
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00:54:2816 tanning beds on display, starting at $9.99.
00:54:32Factory surplus sale prices on all Cal Spas.
00:54:35Don't miss the summer fun and the savings.
00:54:36That's Watson!
00:54:38Oh, no!
00:54:41The Outer Limits.
00:54:44Please stand by.
00:54:46Brought to you by 10-10-2-20.
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00:54:52Aha! I've done it!
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00:54:5999 cents? Impossible!
00:55:02Observe.
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00:55:09And after 20 minutes?
00:55:10It's just 9 cents a minute.
00:55:11That's genius!
00:55:12I know.
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00:57:22The Outer Limits.
00:57:23Please stand by.
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00:58:26So I get this mail from Progressive, saying they have a smart, new way to shop for auto insurance.
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00:58:32They give you their rates, plus the rates of several other companies?
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00:58:39It looks like you could save over $200 if you went with...
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00:58:57This is your correspondent, Colin Withrow.
00:59:00The monolith has now been statistically analyzed.
00:59:07It appears there are young persons on board.
00:59:11Their screams pierce the afternoon skies.
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00:59:18Mamba at Worlds of Fun.
00:59:24It's like nothing on Earth.
00:59:26Countless mornings at the lake
00:59:29This race could be our big break
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00:59:56The Outer Limits
00:59:59Please stand by
01:00:01This film is brought to you by
01:00:03MGM Pictures
01:00:03The Thomas Crown Affair
01:00:04Starring Pierce Brosnan and Rene Russo
01:00:06Rated R
01:00:07There's nothing he can't buy
01:00:09I saw him wreck a $100,000 boat
01:00:11No one he can't seduce
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01:09:1218 different models to choose from, like a big 24-foot Sun Master, only $8.88 for a complete pool package.
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01:09:2216 tanning beds on display, starting at $9.99.
01:09:26Factory surplus sale prices on all Cal Spas.
01:09:29Don't miss the summer front and the savings.
01:09:30That's Watson's.
01:09:33Oh, no.
01:09:34You're watching KCWE Kansas City.
01:09:391-800-COLLECT presents Sargent Savings.
01:09:44Put down that phone, private.
01:09:46What, me?
01:09:47No, I'm talking to your friend, a human cartoon.
01:09:49Didn't your mama teach you to dial in 1-800-COLLECT and save you a buck or two?
01:09:53You got that chicken leg?
01:09:55Ma'am?
01:09:56I know it's cheaper.
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01:09:58Good.
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01:10:05Save a buck or two or three.
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01:10:11Everybody loves fruit.
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01:10:42We play the Royals on 29.
01:10:46The boys in blue leave the frilly confines of the K to take on the Angels at the Big A.
01:10:51Easy as ABC?
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01:10:55Don't miss it.
01:10:56It's the Royals and Angels Tuesday night at 9, only on Kansas City's UPN.
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01:11:07Our pool manufacturers are overstocked, so Watsons is having a factory surplus truckload sale.
01:11:15Save up to 50% on all pools.
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01:11:2716 tanning beds on display, starting at $9.99.
01:11:30Factory surplus sale prices on all Cal Spas.
01:11:33Don't miss the summer fun and the savings.
01:11:35That's Watson!
01:11:38Oh, no!
01:11:40You might want to consider keeping your distance from Mr. Star.
01:11:43Mary!
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01:11:5899 cents?
01:11:59It's impossible.
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01:13:04For 20 years, Mrs. Tingle has terrorized her students.
01:13:08The smartest girl in school caught cheating.
01:13:11I am innocent.
01:13:13Even the innocent burn at the stake.
01:13:16Mrs. Tingle.
01:13:16Oh, my God.
01:13:17We should give her mouth to mouth.
01:13:18Now, three friends...
01:13:20I'm not gonna do it.
01:13:21...are about to wind up in an impossible situation.
01:13:25This is so Jerry Springer.
01:13:26Teaching Mrs. Tingle.
01:13:28I think Mrs. Tingle's dog's an alcoholic.
01:13:30What, newbie?
01:13:31Rated PG-13 in series Friday, August 20th.
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01:14:23Whoa!
01:14:26When weather and traffic are important to you, turn to the station that doesn't make you
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01:14:30Temperatures near freezing with all that rain out there.
01:14:32It's going to be a mess.
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01:14:38So let's take an early look at the CityCam Metro traffic.
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01:14:43And first alert weather on the nines.
01:14:47On your drive home this afternoon, a winter...
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01:14:52KMBC 9 First News.
01:14:53Now with weather and traffic on the nines.
01:15:13If you have love questions, call Psychic Talk for a free reading and get the answers you
01:15:30need.
01:15:31Did you have an actual police officer come over to your house?
01:15:34Yes, I did.
01:15:34Did one of them ask you out?
01:15:36Oh my God.
01:15:37It's totally embarrassing.
01:15:38Yes.
01:15:39Go out with him.
01:15:40It's a match.
01:15:41It's a love match.
01:15:42Thank you so much.
01:15:43Awesome.
01:15:44Oh my God.
01:15:44You guys are amazing.
01:15:45I'm definitely going to tell my friends to call.
01:15:47Are you attracted to a friend that nobody knows?
01:15:49Yes, I am.
01:15:50Dark skin, light eye man.
01:15:52Oh yeah.
01:15:53His name is Dave.
01:15:54Does he work in a restaurant or a nightclub?
01:15:56Yes, he's a bouncer.
01:15:58I just want to know if this is real.
01:16:00You met somebody recently.
01:16:02Yes, I did.
01:16:03About three weeks ago?
01:16:04Yep.
01:16:05In a nightclub?
01:16:06Yes.
01:16:06Yes.
01:16:07I see that he has dark hair.
01:16:09Yes.
01:16:09And he's a musician, but he wasn't playing there that night.
01:16:13He is a musician.
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01:16:30Sometimes bandages just won't do.
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01:16:37Can your bandage do this?
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01:16:41To make my family happy, just add water.
01:16:44But that can mean planner warts.
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01:16:56Isn't it odd that wherever Mary goes, this ghost seems to show up?
01:17:00It's time.
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01:19:07Who taught you how to shave your legs?
01:19:09Your mother?
01:19:11You start with a bar of soap.
01:19:13Work up a good lather.
01:19:14Sometimes I use your father's shaving foam.
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01:20:41The premium doesn't go up, but I'll bet the benefits go down little by little every year.
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01:20:50Well, then this insurance must be very difficult to get.
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01:20:55Oh, no.
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01:22:02That's a red.
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01:22:07An autograph.
01:22:09Actually, I was wondering if you could write down that toll-free number for me.
01:22:13Poltergeist, the legacy, will return in a moment.
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01:23:44See the friendly Dodge dealer near you for this limited-time offer.
01:23:49More bad news.
01:23:50What?
01:23:51America's contacts and eyeglasses.
01:23:53Well, what about them?
01:23:54They're selling disposable contact lenses for just $59.99.
01:23:57Two six-packs for $59.99.
01:24:00Well, we can do that.
01:24:01We'll check up our eye exams to make up the difference.
01:24:03Won't work.
01:24:04Why not?
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01:24:10What?
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01:24:18What seems like a passionate dream.
01:24:21Traps Alex in a nightmare of jealousy and rage.
01:24:24See, I own you.
01:24:26I can feel you too.
01:24:27And awakens a lover's quarrel from the dark side.
01:24:30Fighting a duel.
01:24:31Well, for what?
01:24:33Me.
01:24:33Now, the legacy has just one shot to save her.
01:24:36What are you going to do?
01:24:37Whatever it takes to stop her.
01:24:38A showdown with the undead.
01:24:40Wait!
01:24:41Take me!
01:24:41On the next Poltergeist, the legacy.
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01:24:59I mean, just flashed over me.
01:25:00Stay at Motel 6.
01:25:01Hey, I'm no fool.
01:25:02Say big bucks.
01:25:03And slept like a baby.
01:25:04Yeah, like a big old snoring baby.
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01:25:18But you want to agree with the world?
01:25:23Pokemon Le Fighter and the Holy Spirit.
01:25:28Oh, yeah.
01:25:29Oh, yeah.
01:25:30That's the reason for there is no mercy.
01:25:31Allàn to recipe.
01:25:31You're right.
01:25:32So easy to do.
01:25:32Than a baby.
01:25:33Well, that's right.
01:25:34Oh, yeah.
01:25:35Yeah.
01:25:36Plus, there's no mercy on the守mother.
01:25:36Allń to home.
01:25:36horizon.
01:25:37If anyone needs this area,
01:25:37that's pretty good for us.
01:25:38Could be a little soon.
01:25:39That's my life.
01:25:39Um, yeah.
01:25:40Oh, yeah.
01:26:11Manufacturers are overstocked, so Watson's is having a factory surplus truckload sale.
01:26:15Save up to 50% at all pools.
01:26:1718 different models to choose from, like a big 24-foot Sun Master, only $8.88 for a complete pool package.
01:26:23Six months, same as cash.
01:26:25Five-piece patio sets, only $4.99.
01:26:2716 tanning beds on display, starting at $9.99.
01:26:31Factory surplus sale prices on all Cal Spas.
01:26:34Don't miss the summer fun and the savings.
01:26:36That's Watson's!
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