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Aliens land in a small town where Jesse Jamison is about to have a gun show and bullets fly after the aliens start killing people. Watch out Diamond Booking agency for your next momentous event.
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00:00:00I once spent a night with a lady who was as fine as could be.
00:00:13When the sun rose, I got on my horse and I was preparing to leave.
00:00:26She couldn't believe I was gone. She told me my words were untrue.
00:00:40She said I must have been telling a lie.
00:00:46Wes, do you have to leave tonight?
00:00:49I should have left this morning.
00:00:51Jesse's gonna be mad as hell at me if I don't get this show to the motel before sunrise.
00:00:55Oh, what's the rush?
00:00:59I was supposed to be there this afternoon.
00:01:04Jesse's not there to perform for at least a couple more days.
00:01:08But I think you're forgetting about practice. You know, one doesn't put on a show like this without...
00:01:24Practice.
00:01:28And then hang around and we'll practice.
00:01:31Oh, baby. We've been practicing all day.
00:01:34It's time to perform.
00:01:37Jesse is going to perform on my skull if I don't get this show on the road.
00:01:42Oh.
00:01:43Don't worry, lover. The show's only booked for a few performances.
00:01:48I'll be back here again before we take it to another part of the country.
00:01:51Another part of the country?
00:01:53And another cabin?
00:01:55Hmm.
00:01:56And another girl?
00:01:57Hmm.
00:01:58Oh, well. Who cares? I'm having a good time.
00:02:02Now, go check the trailer and make sure the doors close tight.
00:02:11When I had spoken my heart
00:02:16Tears had softened her eyes
00:02:22I grabbed the reins
00:02:27Well, how's the door?
00:02:29I'll secure it.
00:02:31Good.
00:02:32Then I guess it's time to go.
00:02:34Too bad.
00:02:36Hope you've had a good time.
00:02:39I'll have.
00:02:41This cabin in these mountains holds some beautiful memories.
00:02:44Does that mean you'll come back up here when I can get away?
00:02:47If you promise to come here every time this show is within 500 miles of this place...
00:02:51You can count on it.
00:02:53I don't believe in horses and boots
00:02:56And I don't believe in yours
00:03:02I said the love of the show
00:03:05Think this thing will get you where you're going?
00:03:08Why is Jesse so cheap?
00:03:11Each act that claims to be the best of its kind should at least have a truck to haul it around in.
00:03:16Could look better PR wise.
00:03:18But for now, we'll just be content on being the best.
00:03:21Is Jesse really that good?
00:03:23The best?
00:03:25There's always someone better.
00:03:27You can make an exception in this case, baby.
00:03:30As far as the planet Earth goes, there ain't a gunslinger on this terrain that can handle weapons better than Jesse Jameson.
00:03:37Well, let's see.
00:03:38Let's see.
00:03:39Let's see.
00:03:40Let's see.
00:03:41Let's see.
00:03:42Let's see.
00:03:44Let's see.
00:03:45Let's see.
00:03:46Let's see.
00:03:48Let's see.
00:03:49Let's see.
00:03:51Let's see.
00:03:52Let's see.
00:03:53Let's see.
00:03:55Let's see.
00:03:56Let's see.
00:03:58Let's see.
00:04:00Let's see.
00:04:01Let's see.
00:04:21Let's see.
00:05:53Damn, a plane crash.
00:05:54Is anybody out there?
00:06:34This is crazy.
00:06:38This is crazy.
00:07:00It's got to be here.
00:07:06It's got to be here.
00:07:08It's got to be here.
00:07:10It's got to be here.
00:07:12It's got to be here.
00:07:14It's got to be here.
00:07:16It's got to be here.
00:07:18It's got to be here.
00:07:22It's got to be here.
00:07:26It's got to be here.
00:07:30No!
00:07:32No!
00:07:34No!
00:07:40No!
00:07:42No!
00:07:44No!
00:07:46No, please!
00:07:48Please, go!
00:07:50No!
00:07:52No!
00:07:54No!
00:07:56No, please!
00:07:58Please, please, go! No!
00:08:01Go away! No! No! No!
00:08:12It's been a long time since I've seen anyone do that blindfolded.
00:08:15It's good.
00:08:20Hey, the sharpshooters I knew back in the old days used one exactly like this.
00:08:25Only they were so thin that when you put them on, you could see right through it.
00:08:29But it fooled the audience, and to some people, that's all that mattered.
00:08:40Now, let's see how sharp those pretty eyes of viewers really are.
00:08:44Now, these things blow up real pretty, and you hit one just right.
00:08:50Let's see a bullseye. It's all yours, Miss Jessie.
00:08:56Hey, that was great, Jessie.
00:09:02I hope I please you, Sunset.
00:09:04What I've seen pleases me very much, Jessie.
00:09:07And if the rest of your show is anything like what I've seen this morning,
00:09:11I have no doubt the Diamond Theatrical Agency will sign you up.
00:09:15Jessie Jamison, fastest gun on earth.
00:09:17Fastest gun on earth.
00:09:18I never claim to be the fastest, Sunset. Just the best.
00:09:22Only the best.
00:09:23The Diamond Booking Agency is also the best.
00:09:26They book acts for all the big American amusement parks.
00:09:29All the nightclubs, rodeos, and foreign shows.
00:09:33My interview with Mrs. Diamond is still at one?
00:09:36At one o'clock.
00:09:37And because I think you've got something more on the ball that meets the eye, let me warn you.
00:09:42Be prepared when you walk into her office to sell your show.
00:09:45Now, she's a tough old gal, and she's never snowed by a pretty face.
00:09:49She just uses them to sell advertising or bookings.
00:09:53I understand.
00:09:54A lot of her agents have seen your show, and they're well impressed.
00:09:58So, while you're in her office, do let her know you're there for business.
00:10:02Thanks, Sunset. I'll be all business at once.
00:10:05Hey, and don't forget, it doesn't hurt to look your best.
00:10:24Hello?
00:10:35Good morning, Frank.
00:10:37Good morning, Jesse.
00:10:39My business manager was up late last night.
00:10:42Yeah, I think maybe I got us some bookings. Show dates.
00:10:46Get any private bookings, Frank?
00:10:48Sounds like you had quite a show date yourself last night.
00:10:51Oh, oh, that agent's secretary.
00:10:53She was pretty frank.
00:10:55Did you convince her that you were a big-time booking agent for the greatest gun show on earth?
00:10:59Oh, come on for Jesse.
00:11:01That girl's business.
00:11:03She's got a lot of contacts.
00:11:06Probably a long list of them.
00:11:08Better go to the health clinic, Frank.
00:11:11Oh, I'd be writing all this down if it were funny, Jesse.
00:11:15I have something else that isn't funny, Frank.
00:11:17What, Jesse?
00:11:18You've been making money.
00:11:20Not much.
00:11:21And speaking of not much, just where is Wes?
00:11:24You think he's not here yet?
00:11:26That's right, Frank. That's just what I mean.
00:11:28Well, he's probably still at his cabin.
00:11:32Why, Frank? Why is he still at his cabin?
00:11:35Well, we don't have a show for two more days, Jesse.
00:11:37I need to practice, Frank. I need my show.
00:11:40You'll be here.
00:11:42Jesse, I'm tired. I was up late.
00:11:43I'm tired. I was up late.
00:11:44I'm sorry. This is the operator.
00:11:46You'll have to deposit another...
00:11:47I'll just charge it to her room and shut up, operator.
00:11:49Sir, Frank.
00:11:51Or put it on my bill.
00:11:52I mean, who ever heard of a hotel operator charging for a room-to-room call?
00:11:56I'm not at the motel, Frank.
00:11:57Where the hell are you?
00:11:58I had an appointment today with the diamond book...
00:12:01I had an appointment to have the oil in my car changed.
00:12:03Oh, all right. Well, we'll talk tonight.
00:12:04We'll talk when I get back, Frank.
00:12:06Fine. Right now, I just want some sleep.
00:12:08Right now, I want you to find out where Wes's cabin is.
00:12:10Sir, I cannot put it on your bill.
00:12:12Well, I bet this operator's only 15.
00:12:14She's wearing some really tight pants.
00:12:17Sir, do you realize that this is a public utility?
00:12:20What?
00:12:21Wes's cabin!
00:12:22It's in the mountains.
00:12:23Well, that tells me a lot, Frank.
00:12:24I know it's in the mountains.
00:12:26Wes has some kind of nasty cabin tucked away in every mountain in the country.
00:12:30I want you to find out where this one is.
00:12:31Go there if you have to.
00:12:33I want my show.
00:12:34I want it at the motel, and I want it tonight.
00:12:36Call Wes's uncle.
00:12:37You know, I like young girls operator.
00:12:40I must insist that.
00:12:42Uh, Wes's uncle Alex, he'll know where it is.
00:12:44Frank, you call Alex.
00:12:46Okay, just let me get some sleep.
00:12:49Call now, Frank.
00:12:50Okay, just let me get some sleep.
00:12:52Call now, Frank.
00:12:54I can't hear you, Jessie.
00:12:55This line's too noisy.
00:12:57We'll color your shorts on.
00:13:01Why have I put up with this for so long?
00:13:03Why have I put up with this for so long?
00:13:04Why have I put up with this for so long?
00:13:08Let's go!
00:13:09Let's go!
00:13:10Yeah.
00:13:11Let's go!
00:13:14Oh.
00:13:15No.
00:13:16No.
00:13:17No!
00:13:18Quite!
00:13:19No!
00:13:23No!
00:13:24No, no.
00:13:25I'll check that's a nice outfit.
00:13:48Hey, you can't bring it back.
00:13:55Hey, you can't bring it back.
00:14:25Good morning, Miss Jameson.
00:14:34What's going on here?
00:14:35I believe it's about checkout time, Miss Jameson.
00:14:38Checkout time?
00:14:39We're going to be here for two more days.
00:14:41I'm sorry, Miss Jameson.
00:14:42No one made me aware of that.
00:14:44Well, you're aware of it now.
00:14:46Put my bags back in the room.
00:14:48I'm terribly sorry, Miss Jameson, but we're all filled up.
00:14:51And I've already booked this room for the week.
00:14:53That's ridiculous.
00:14:54You must have another room.
00:14:56What about my manager?
00:14:57Where is he?
00:14:58We called him when he was late for checkout time.
00:15:00He said he wanted his room for two more nights.
00:15:02And didn't he also say that I wanted this room for two more nights?
00:15:06Apparently, you're the victim of bad management, Miss Jameson.
00:15:09We're liberal people here.
00:15:13We understand.
00:15:14I'll have the porter take your bags down to your, uh, manager's room.
00:15:18Boy, the bag's in front of 203.
00:15:33Take them down to 110.
00:15:35I'm going to lunch.
00:15:36I was leaving for lunch.
00:15:38What's that?
00:15:40I said, yes, ma'am.
00:15:41Oh.
00:15:44Well, hop to it.
00:15:46I like to see a little hustle out of my employees, especially when I'm having to pay the minimum wage.
00:15:51Boy, wait.
00:15:54Carry the bags.
00:15:55Clean the room.
00:15:56Swap the deck.
00:15:56Mop the floor.
00:15:57Take them up.
00:15:58Take them down.
00:16:01Frank!
00:16:02Frank, open the door.
00:16:04Frank, I want to talk to you.
00:16:06It's monotonous.
00:16:11I'm young.
00:16:11I need some excitement around here.
00:16:13I'm going to swing.
00:16:14I'm going to dance.
00:16:15I'm going to ha-cha-cha-cha.
00:16:18Frank, I have a one o'clock appointment, and I need this room.
00:16:26Frank?
00:16:28Okay, Frank.
00:16:29Frank?
00:16:36Do you have a passkey?
00:16:40No, ma'am.
00:16:42Molly, the manager has a passkey.
00:16:44Where is she?
00:16:46Godzilla's gone to lunch.
00:16:47Never mind me.
00:17:12I'm just a porter.
00:17:12Frank, dear, dear, beautiful man.
00:17:31Frank, Frank, wake up, sleepyhead.
00:17:37Get the hell up!
00:17:39Come and open the door, Frank.
00:17:40He doesn't seem to hear me.
00:17:47Okay, scum.
00:17:49Open the damn door.
00:17:52That was it, Frank.
00:17:53That was your last test.
00:17:54Better be away from the door now, rip that Winkle.
00:17:58Oh.
00:17:58I've got a passkey to open all the time.
00:18:02Thank you, Doc!
00:18:07Wake up, Paul.
00:18:08I've got a passkey to open all the time, and I've got a passkey to open all the time, and I've got a passkey to open all the time, and I've got a passkey to open all the time, and I've got a passkey to open all the time, and I've got a passkey to open all the time, and I've got a passkey to open all the time, and I've got a passkey to open all the time, and I've got a passkey to open all the time, and I've got a passkey to open all the time, and I've got a passkey to open all the time, and I've got a passkey to open all the time, and I've got a passkey to open all the time, and I've got a passkey to open all the time, and I've got a passkey to open all the time, and I've got a passkey to open all the time, and I've got a passkey to open all the time, and
00:18:38Oh, my God.
00:19:08Hey, Bozo, what are you doing in there?
00:19:19We put the door up to keep the horse there.
00:19:23To keep the door shut.
00:19:28What is this, Halloween?
00:19:38What is this, Halloween?
00:19:39What is this, Halloween?
00:20:00Hi, boys.
00:20:01Hello, Alex.
00:20:02Good to see you.
00:20:03You fellas up here for a vacation?
00:20:05Uh-huh.
00:20:06What's this?
00:20:10Oh.
00:20:12Yeah, college students always dress more for comfort than they do for working.
00:20:16Oh, she's up here for work.
00:20:18It's a study course from college, I think.
00:20:20Check her out.
00:20:24She's majoring in agriculture and farm resources, I believe.
00:20:29Maybe we should try to help her out and see that she gets the lay of the land, you know?
00:20:34Me?
00:20:35Here.
00:20:40Are you ready?
00:20:41Just a minute.
00:20:45This all looks a little strange to me.
00:20:48You ready?
00:20:56You boys were looking at the girl, weren't you?
00:20:59Have you noticed she's moved over there?
00:21:01There!
00:21:08Well, in the immortal hell, didn't you tell me they were clearing land?
00:21:15why in the immortal hell didn't you tell me they were clearing land are you all right alex
00:21:22hey is that the last one jane i think so peter at least for today hello alex hello luger what you
00:21:30doing on work sir oh i got a special company coming tonight i had to go home and clean my
00:21:37house i tell you what i can get through cleaning yours come over and help clean mine all right
00:21:42looks like you got a college girl help you clean yours oh hell she's one of them modern women she'd
00:21:47rather work out in the garden like a view hey damn she's crazy too i wonder why it is luger always
00:21:56gets those female students to come up and intern on his farm but just maybe he's got an earthy sex
00:22:01appeal about it how about you pal who's this special company you're expecting to see just the girl my
00:22:09nephew works for uh your nephew wes that's right wes where the hell does he find time to work
00:22:15every time i hear from that boy he's sacked up somewhere wes's daddy left him so much money he
00:22:20bought six damn mountain cabins each one of them different part of the country and he keeps them
00:22:24all stocked with the young lovers you know what i mean hmm sounds nice yeah but uh who's this woman
00:22:31he works for well i probably should have said worked for instead of works for i think she's
00:22:37coming up to fire man i can't say he doesn't deserve it oh that isn't that jesse jameson girl is it the
00:22:42one and only well who's jesse jameson oh she's the antiopia of the 80s you never heard of her the what
00:22:47she's got a gun show and it's pretty good despite the way that my nephew and a lazy manager of hers
00:22:54has handled it yeah but you know they do a lot of low rent stuff you know perform for a supermarket
00:22:59department store grand openings you know what those things are like yeah but with a little
00:23:03bigger show and a little more range i think she could hit the big time she's a fantastic lady
00:23:09peter and she handles a gun like nobody i've ever seen well sounds like oh alex should have us over
00:23:15for dinner tonight huh definitely i will on one condition what's that alex tell me where in these
00:23:21damn mountains are you gonna find fish big enough for this rig you're carrying it's big enough for
00:23:27the loch ness monster this is just for casting practice i brought it along because i'm in a large
00:23:34tournament next week and i want to do real good in it all right i'll be back in a minute all right
00:23:39why don't you just show him how you hang those big ones peter okay watch this this man never
00:23:50misses buffalo bill with a fishing ride
00:23:53what the hell oh i'll tell you one thing you better be glad you didn't get no skin off my
00:24:01hind end because i'd sure take some of yours maybe you should just show jesse jameson how you handle
00:24:06that to a ride of yours peter well so much for the humor i'll see you boys over at my place for dinner
00:24:12all right you got it see you alex take care alex won't you take these two turds week
00:24:19all right what's this in the woods buddy i'm about ready for a little recreation looks like a beautiful
00:24:25day i can't wait let's do it hey jay would you like to go along with us up to the creek for a little
00:24:33uh fun and relaxation me alone with you two why not besides you'll get to see andrew sunbaid that's
00:24:41right why don't you come on we can take all our clothes off i think i'll be safer if i stay here
00:24:45and keep my clothes on oh that's too bad hey jay you stay away from them boys it ain't no time for
00:24:52partying you boys leave here alone anyway i have to work so maybe next time okay maybe next time wow
00:25:00yes ma'am okay see ya see you danny
00:25:13well it'll be me and you drink some beers do a little fishing
00:25:19interesting portfolio miss jameson very interesting you present your credentials quite well
00:25:48nevertheless i've always felt that gun shows and things of that sort are about as exciting as a
00:25:56bowel movement you know what i mean well no i've never compared entertainment to a bodily function
00:26:03before you would if you saw some of the stuff that comes in here what i'm saying is that acts like
00:26:10gun shows just do not have punch they lack sparkle style you know what i'm saying i only know you're not
00:26:20talking about my show the diamond booking agency needs acts with class we play in places besides
00:26:28mill towns and county fairs we book acts and talent for some of the most prestigious social events in the
00:26:36country you are aware of our prestige and reputation in the business aren't you that's why i'm here of course
00:26:43and you know it takes a great deal of skillful and well-schooled talent to fill the needs and demands of
00:26:50our clientele people are asking us to provide entertainment for all types of occasions sounds
00:26:56like you need me we need people with something special people who can take something as dated and
00:27:01all as a gun show and turn it into a momentous event a momentous event now you're talking about
00:27:12my show oh really oh yes a momentous event a gun show yes mrs diamond your gun show a momentous event
00:27:23a momentous event that's not exactly what i hear but it's pretty close and if what my talent scouts
00:27:33and advisors are telling me is true miss jameson then it's time for your act to move up in the world
00:27:39with us with the help of the diamond booking agency you can have not only the best gun show on earth
00:27:50but the greatest gun show the earth has ever seen we are that big miss jameson oh really miss jameson
00:27:59with the help of diamond booking you will never have to play one of those backwards performances again
00:28:06this is it this is great this is it i did myself again we're back to nature
00:28:24i'm coming i'm coming here yeah let me cool that boy off a little bit time to get crazy get crazy man
00:28:42you already look like a lunatic oh kiss my sword brother we're in the country come on it's time to
00:28:49let loose and have a little bit of fun damn you idiot what the hell's wrong with you
00:28:57that's this gumbo what's wrong with you i came out here to get loose enjoy myself have a little
00:29:02fun well tighten up i came out here to relax all right relax this is the jungle man wild beasts hungry
00:29:09predators here come on fire feet around loosen up a little bit come on kill some animals enjoy yourself
00:29:19no i don't feel like making a fool out of myself today okay andrew i came out here with you to get a
00:29:26little relaxation and a little sun and on top of that a lot of peace and quiet and to practice casting my
00:29:33line all right man you're already getting dull we've been here 10 minutes
00:30:03i'm sorry peter i won't disturb you anymore okay man
00:30:25thanks mr clean oh i just really appreciate you picking up my trash
00:30:33what can i say
00:30:39you know i guess you are pretty good with that thing i'll tell you andrew i really want to win
00:30:42that tournament next weekend you know they're giving away a boat the grand prize of the boat
00:30:49you got any chances off winning it i don't know i'll be up against a pretty stiff competition
00:30:55i'm fairly good with that light line but it's this heavier stuff that gives me the trouble
00:30:59that's see that's why i brought along the 17 pound test line i need practice i need lots of practice
00:31:07well practice practice practice thank you
00:31:14let's say for now we'll go find some serious targets though what
00:31:19let's try it over that hill say right there i bet there's a lot of birds over there
00:31:22so so i'm gonna let you use my favorite rifle i'm gonna try to bring them down with this baby right
00:31:30here bring them down birds birds why what the hell's wrong with you i mean what's your problem
00:31:39i just don't like killing animals christ they're just birds damn it and there's nothing wrong with
00:31:46knocking off a few damn birds or squirrels or rabbits or whatever then enjoy yourself
00:31:54i could have swore we came up here on vacation we are then when are we gonna start having some fun
00:32:00i am andrew casting your damn fishing rod there's some pleasures in life that just can't be defined
00:32:06and this happens to be one of them you just had yourself a real blast
00:32:18don't kill anything you won't eat yes sir mr game warden i just don't like waste that's all
00:32:25waste i'd like for you to know that if it wasn't for hunters there'd be a lot of stinking animals
00:32:30running wild all over the place so there's just nothing wrong with shooting a few damn birds
00:32:35but have a good kill pioneer you can bet on it and tell daniel boone i said hello and beware redskins
00:32:42you know there's potential danger behind every tree that's a butt face you'd be thinking a lot
00:32:47differently if squirrels and other animals weren't kept in control around here right first you want
00:32:51to shoot at targets next you want to terminate out of control squirrels that's right why don't you go
00:32:56ahead and make a big joke about it but you just remember this it's people like me who protect people
00:33:03like you protect me andrew protect me from the deadly squirrels oh they're falling out of the sky
00:33:09the crazed deer the vicious rabbits ah here comes a deadly woodpecker look out jackass
00:33:17go on acts like a dildo
00:33:31the caverns
00:33:49help help you kill some poor animal why don't you try shooting at something that can shoot back
00:34:01Andrew!
00:34:02Andrew!
00:34:03You all right?
00:34:08Andrew!
00:34:12Andrew!
00:34:13Andrew!
00:34:14You all right?
00:34:25Andrew!
00:34:28Andrew!
00:34:30Andrew!
00:34:35Andrew!
00:34:42Hey, God!
00:35:05No!
00:35:35And this gun was given to me by my father. It's a Browning .22 lever action. I started shooting with that gun when I was seven years old. Tremendous collection. And you say your show is in transit at the present time?
00:36:03Yes. In good hands, I hope. So, in a week you will have fulfilled all of your prior commitments, eh, Miss Jameson?
00:36:11Yes, Mrs. Diamond. I wish you could start preparing and organizing your new show with us immediately. But I respect your obligation with other agents. And I am sure you will show the same courtesies to the Diamond Agency.
00:36:25But let me caution you, Miss Jameson. In a week, we will be promoting you big. No more small town stuff. You will have to stop giving those backwards performances.
00:36:36Well, I certainly don't understand. We will be working on an image, Miss Jameson. Understand?
00:36:42Yes.
00:36:43With the Diamond Booking Agency behind you, the scope of your little gun show will be stretched beyond your imagination.
00:36:51Okay, Mrs. Diamond. After this week, no more backwards performances.
00:37:10Oh, Jessie. I was wondering when you were going to come back. It's a good thing we don't have a show for two more days. Wes isn't here yet.
00:37:27Looks like we'll be going to go to Alex's place after all.
00:37:34Maid came in and wanted to clean up. I told her not to bother. I needed to sleep after working like I did last night.
00:37:43You know, she saw what she did to the lock. It looks like we're going to be buying a new door, Jessie.
00:37:48Oh, that time and energy I spent last night. And that Agent's secretary turns out to be a real loser.
00:38:02You know, she called shortly after you left, said she couldn't talk her boss into booking us, not even for one single show.
00:38:09God, that burns me up. Leading me to believe she really had influence.
00:38:14You know, it's amazing how some people abuse a little bit of power.
00:38:19I understand, Frank. I know how you hate being abused by young girls.
00:38:24You know what I mean, Jessie.
00:38:26Yes, I do, Frank. I know exactly what you mean.
00:38:29You mean that you have absolutely nothing booked after this week.
00:38:33And the reason for that is you have no discipline.
00:38:36The only time you ever manage to get anything booked at all is by pure luck.
00:38:39The rest of the time, you use my show to impress some gullible young girl and get her into bed with you.
00:38:46Well, I'm tired of it.
00:38:48Jessie, I am shocked and offended.
00:38:51You're also unemployed.
00:38:52Baby, if you can dance with me
00:39:07We could be lovers just wait and see
00:39:11Baby, if you can move in time
00:39:14Stand to the jet I'll make you mine
00:39:16Sometimes you're on your own
00:39:20Look around you feel you're not alone
00:39:23Stand out to find someone
00:39:26Or somebody else who needs your love
00:39:30Time will not pass you by
00:39:33You need a love that you
00:39:35Love just a breath away tonight
00:39:40Parting out to you
00:39:46Baby, if you can dance with me
00:39:49We could be lovers, just wait and see
00:39:52Baby, if you can move in time
00:39:56Stand with the chest, I'll make you mine
00:39:59Time will not pass you by
00:40:02You need a love that you
00:40:04I know I put it in there, Robert. I'm not lying to you.
00:40:09I can't find it.
00:40:10Well, I know I put it in there.
00:40:12Now, where the hell is it?
00:40:13Somebody must have taken it.
00:40:14Nobody drives the darn car but you, Amanda.
00:40:16Well, somebody could have stolen it.
00:40:18Why don't you just admit you left the darn thing at home?
00:40:20I didn't leave it at home. I put it right there in the glove.
00:40:23I don't see it.
00:40:24Warren, help this lady.
00:40:26Right, George.
00:40:27Now I'm going to have to buy a new map.
00:40:29Just fill it up, please.
00:40:30Yes, ma'am.
00:40:31No, Robert, I'll buy the map. You just stay in the car.
00:40:34No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to buy the map.
00:40:36No, just shut up, okay? I don't want to...
00:40:37I am going to buy the map.
00:40:38Shut your mouth. I'll buy the darn map, Robert.
00:40:40No, no, you stay in the car.
00:40:41No, I'll pay for the darn map.
00:40:42No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:43I'll buy the map.
00:40:44What do you think you're doing? What do you think you're doing?
00:40:47You come back and get out of here right now.
00:40:48You think the people far enough belong to afford a car like this wouldn't act like school children.
00:40:53Maturity doesn't necessarily come with age or with money.
00:40:57You said that right, ma'am.
00:41:00A horse trough?
00:41:03Yes, ma'am.
00:41:04We refuel horses as well as cars.
00:41:06Quite an enterprise.
00:41:07Yeah, I bet we refuel old Alex Thompson's horse more than anybody else's.
00:41:11Alex Thompson?
00:41:13Yes, ma'am.
00:41:13His horse forever running away and coming down here to eat.
00:41:16That's funny.
00:41:17I'm headed for Alex's house now.
00:41:19You are?
00:41:19Yes, I am.
00:41:20Well, don't eat his cooking.
00:41:22Even his horse can't stand it.
00:41:24Just kiss my butt.
00:41:31Oh, Robert.
00:41:31Shut up, a man ain't getting the car.
00:41:32How much is this map?
00:41:33I believe it's a dollar.
00:41:34There's a dollar down the drain, Amanda.
00:41:36Just kiss my butt, Robert.
00:41:37I know I put it in the glove.
00:41:39Then why wasn't it there?
00:41:40You lose everything right again.
00:41:41Just kiss my butt, Robert.
00:41:43Oh, come on.
00:41:43Cut it.
00:41:44You know.
00:41:44Every time we go on a trip, we go to this.
00:41:46Here, try not to lose this one.
00:41:47What are you complaining about now?
00:41:48I didn't lose the other one.
00:41:49I didn't lose it.
00:41:49Well, it wasn't there.
00:41:50I put it here.
00:41:51Watch, Robert.
00:41:52Watch me put it in the glove.
00:41:53Oh, give me that, ma'am.
00:41:54Just give me the map.
00:41:54I'm putting it right here.
00:41:55Do you see?
00:41:55Right here, right here.
00:41:56Go ahead.
00:41:56It's right there.
00:41:57You watch the stupid thing blow out of the window.
00:41:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:41:59Yeah, we're talking about the blowout.
00:41:59And then who's going to blame, huh?
00:42:01Who are you going to blame then?
00:42:02Oh, just shut up.
00:42:02Oh, Robert, I've had it with you.
00:42:03Kiss my butt.
00:42:04Well, make it there.
00:42:06Oh, for God's sake.
00:42:11You're Jesse Jameson, aren't you?
00:42:13Yes, I am.
00:42:14I thought I knew who you were.
00:42:16Alex's nephew works for you, doesn't he?
00:42:18Yes, he does.
00:42:19Alex's nephew.
00:42:21Wes?
00:42:24Warren, just put the lady's gas cap back on, will you?
00:42:30Now, he's right.
00:42:31Wes has been a little something less than an asset working for me.
00:42:34Yeah.
00:42:35I recall Alex saying he hoped working for you might settle his sister's boy down the business.
00:42:39Mm-mm.
00:42:42Hmm.
00:42:45Already.
00:42:51You know, I saw your show about a year ago, Mrs. Jameson.
00:42:55Sure was good.
00:42:56I feel like every man should have a gun to protect his family.
00:43:00You do?
00:43:00Yes, ma'am.
00:43:01That's funny.
00:43:05I think some people shouldn't even own a water pistol.
00:43:07That's funny.
00:43:07I think some people shouldn't even own a water pistol.
00:43:07Well, it's been a wonderful year, Mrs. Jameson.
00:43:27Yes, ma'am.
00:43:27Yes, ma'am.
00:43:28Yes.
00:43:33Yes.
00:43:34Yes.
00:43:34Yes.
00:43:34Yes.
00:43:35Hello?
00:43:43Dave.
00:43:48Easy, easy.
00:43:51It's two.
00:43:57Three of them.
00:44:17Hello, Jesse.
00:44:19Hello, Alec.
00:44:21Nice to see you again, little Eddie.
00:44:23It's been a long time, Alec. How are you?
00:44:26Fine, thank you. Pretty good for an old mountain man.
00:44:29Oh, you're not old, and you're not a mountain man either.
00:44:31Of course I'm a mountain man. Look around you. This is all right in the middle of the mountains.
00:44:33All I see is the owner of the most popular sporting goods store in the county.
00:44:36But a mountain man at heart.
00:44:38You still living alone up here?
00:44:39Yes, I'm looking forward to your company today.
00:44:42I've fixed up the guest room, and I've invited a couple of young men to dinner.
00:44:46Oh, how young?
00:44:47Well, not too young. Just about right for you.
00:44:50Sounds great.
00:44:51Come on in.
00:44:52First, I'd like to find Wes. Is his cabin very far?
00:44:55Not very far. I haven't seen that boy in years. I'll take you up right after dinner.
00:44:59I need to go now, Alec, and alone. I have some business to finish with Wes.
00:45:03You understand?
00:45:04I understand, but can I wait until after dinner?
00:45:06I'm afraid not. Wes was supposed to meet me at a motel yesterday.
00:45:09You know how punctual he is.
00:45:11Yes, I understand. He has a little trouble meeting appointments that don't concern a girl.
00:45:15You said it. And I think he's still shacked up in his cabin.
00:45:18I want to catch him before he leaves, because if he starts down, I came up here for nothing.
00:45:22I understand. Come on in. I'll draw you some directions.
00:45:25Great.
00:45:26You can take him before he leaves.
00:45:28You can take him when he leaves, but he leaves.
00:45:29I want to catch him before he leaves.
00:45:33You can take him how to make me walk around.
00:45:34You can take him for all the time.
00:45:35You can take him before he leaves and you can take yourkeln of your ass.
00:45:38You can take him for a while.
00:45:40That's fine.
00:45:41I don't know.
00:46:11Oh
00:46:15Oh
00:46:18Oh
00:46:21Oh
00:46:39Oh
00:46:41You know, that road up to Wes's cabin is a real rough mountain road.
00:46:47I'm going to put you in some real transportation.
00:46:59What a beautiful animal.
00:47:01I thought you'd like him.
00:47:03Are you going to let me ride him to Wes's cabin?
00:47:05Well, that's a general idea.
00:47:08What's his name?
00:47:08Um, well...
00:47:11Well?
00:47:12We call him Mr. Stud.
00:47:15Mr....
00:47:16Stud.
00:47:17Mr. Stud.
00:47:18He's quite a horse.
00:47:19I can imagine.
00:47:21We'll be burning moonlight pretty soon.
00:47:23I hope you get back before the dinner gets cold.
00:47:26Well, let's saddle up Mr. Stud.
00:47:28You got it.
00:47:38I won't be burning.
00:47:42I'll be burning.
00:47:47Whooo!
00:47:48Whooo!
00:47:51Whooo!
00:47:54Whooo!
00:47:57Whooo!
00:47:57Always some place besides where he's needed.
00:48:13Damn it, Wes, that's not funny.
00:48:16Wes, is that you?
00:48:19All right, whoever's in there, I'm giving you five seconds to come out,
00:48:22and then I'm going to blow you straight to hell.
00:48:25About one.
00:48:27About two, about three.
00:48:30Don't shoot.
00:48:31Speak up, woman.
00:48:33What the devil's going on in there?
00:48:35Are you Jesse Jameson?
00:48:37Come out here and get my autograph.
00:48:38Get out now.
00:48:40Yes, yes, ma'am.
00:48:41But move slowly.
00:48:43Yes, ma'am.
00:48:46I thought you were them.
00:48:49They keep coming by here.
00:48:51I wouldn't have fired the gun, I'd have known that.
00:48:53If you'd known it was me?
00:48:55Damn it, woman, people kill their best friends that way.
00:48:57I didn't think.
00:48:59Obviously.
00:49:00Are you sure you're alone in there?
00:49:02Yes, ma'am.
00:49:03Who did you mistake me for?
00:49:05The monsters.
00:49:07The what?
00:49:09Monsters?
00:49:09They look like monsters.
00:49:11They...
00:49:12Where's Wes?
00:49:13Are you one of his friends?
00:49:15Yes.
00:49:16He left last night.
00:49:18Haven't you seen him?
00:49:19He left last night?
00:49:21Are you sure?
00:49:22Yes.
00:49:23I was supposed to leave this evening.
00:49:25But the monsters were in my car.
00:49:27Well, the only thing I want is my show.
00:49:29And an explanation from Wes.
00:49:31Come on.
00:49:32Where are we going?
00:49:33To the sheriff's office.
00:49:34You can tell him about your monsters.
00:49:36Put your hands down now.
00:49:38You can tell him about your Plato's database.
00:49:40I'll go man with you.
00:49:40Go!
00:49:41Ladies and gentlemen, you're Mogad.
00:49:42Let's do this.
00:49:56Come on.
00:50:01Let's do this.
00:50:03Hey.
00:50:03Absolutely.
00:50:04Come on.
00:50:05Good morning, Alex.
00:50:27Good morning, Jessie.
00:50:29Did you get that little outfit in Paris?
00:50:31I guess the boots do kind of look silly with a bathrobe.
00:50:34Oh, I think it looks kind of cute on you, Alex.
00:50:37What time did you get in last night, lady?
00:50:40You know, I remember you woke me up and said something about the sheriff taking the woman out of Wes's cabin.
00:50:45It was close to midnight, but I'm afraid you're not going to be very happy with me when I tell you what I did.
00:50:50What'd you do?
00:50:51Well, while I was missing our dinner engagement last night, I asked the sheriff to find Wes for me.
00:50:56What's so wrong about that? You needed to find your show.
00:50:59Besides, Peter and Andrew never showed up.
00:51:01They've eaten my cooking before. Pretty bad.
00:51:05But it's another thing.
00:51:06Besides my cooking?
00:51:07No, I mean about Wes.
00:51:09What about him?
00:51:10Well, when they find Wes, I'm going to fire him.
00:51:12I figured that.
00:51:14You did?
00:51:14Of course. And I'm a little disappointed, Jessie.
00:51:17I was sure that you would be. I know he's your nephew and I just...
00:51:20Now, wait a minute.
00:51:20I was disappointed because as an intelligent young lady, you should have fired him a long time ago.
00:51:27Along with that lazy business manager of yours.
00:51:30I sure hope your aim is better than your business son.
00:51:33Oh, get this thing, will you? I've got to get ready for work.
00:51:45Tell me whoever it is I dropped dead or I just left.
00:51:48Hello?
00:51:53Hello?
00:51:53Hello?
00:51:54Hello?
00:51:55Hello?
00:51:55Hello?
00:52:23Oh, my. You have just all sorts of interesting apparel, don't you?
00:52:29Jessie, please.
00:52:30Okay, Alex. That was the sheriff on the phone. He said some men called and reported finding my show.
00:52:37Good. Now get out.
00:52:38But it's odd. They found it not far from here. That woman said Wes left night before last.
00:52:44Now, why would he stop and camp so close to his cabin?
00:52:47Wes is completely irresponsible. Couldn't the sheriff tell you anything?
00:52:51No. The men called in from the car. They're investigating now.
00:52:56I think if it's all right, I'll take Mr. Stud and ride and meet them.
00:53:00Good. Now, get out.
00:53:03Unless, of course, you want to wash my back, which is not a bad idea.
00:53:07How old are you, girl?
00:53:17Jessie Jamis.
00:53:19Hey, I've heard of him.
00:53:21I wonder why whoever did this didn't take that guy's money.
00:53:34Bub, I'm going to follow this trail until the big boys get here.
00:53:37Hey, well, don't go too far. They'll be turning up here any minute.
00:53:40Yeah, I know.
00:53:41Excuse me, miss. We're conducting an investigation here. I'm going to have to ask you to move on along, all right?
00:53:58Where's the rest of my show?
00:54:00Pardon?
00:54:00Half my show's missing. Where's the rest of it?
00:54:03I don't know.
00:54:03Well, the sheriff's not here yet?
00:54:05No, ma'am. He should be here soon, but he had to wait on the coroner.
00:54:09The coroner?
00:54:10Yes, ma'am. They won't be long.
00:54:12The coroner?
00:54:13Oh, ma'am. I'm sorry. Since you were here, I figured he told you.
00:54:18Wes. Where is he? Where is Wes?
00:54:23Over there in the front seat. But I don't think you want to look in there.
00:54:25You're not his girl, are you?
00:54:30No. I'm Jesse Jameson. He worked for me. Sometimes.
00:54:35I'm Jesse Jameson.
00:54:51I'm Jesse Jameson.
00:55:03hey what are you doing out there well what the hell does it look like i'm doing i ain't mowing
00:55:21the yard i ain't cooking out in the grill and i sure as hell ain't driving in my shovel a
00:55:27you have a permit what kind of permit a fishing license hey why don't you come out here and check
00:55:33now look old man we're conducting a murder investigation now bring that boat over here
00:55:40suck worms i'm a traveler now wait a minute now listen there are footprints coming in and out
00:55:48from the water's edge right here i need to get to the other side to see if the killer came in from
00:55:53over there there might be a trail to tell us where it came from now if you cooperate paddle me over
00:56:00to the other side i won't hassle you okay footprints right they lead to the victim's car i need to get
00:56:08to the other side see if i can find out where they came from well what if your killer went on
00:56:14down stream that's what i need to find out now wait a minute hey i don't see no footprints now look
00:56:24come in oh one
00:56:31matt
00:56:33dumbass never could you use a walkie-talkie
00:56:38dumbass never could you use a walkie-talkie
00:56:41dumbass never could you use a walkie-talkie
00:56:45minute
00:56:47bad
00:56:48yeah
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00:57:08come on boy let's go it doesn't feel very safe around here
00:57:38I'm
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00:58:38Are you all right?
00:58:39No, let's get out of here.
00:58:41Wait, help me walk.
00:58:42Well, it's the least I can do.
00:58:43Where's your horse?
00:58:44She ran away.
00:58:45No, we're calling.
00:58:46Who do you think I am, the lone ranger?
00:58:49Police are asking local residents to be on the lookout for three men believed to be dressed in skin diving suits,
00:58:54suspected of committing a rash of county murders over the past two days.
00:58:57In addition, authorities believe one of the divers is responsible for yesterday's attack and sexual assault of a college student.
00:59:03Based on descriptions provided by surviving attack victims, rumors of Bigfoot creatures have begun to circulate.
00:59:09However, authorities believe the huge footprints to have been caused by some type of flippers the skin divers were wearing when the attacks were made.
00:59:16That's news to this hour.
00:59:17Now back to more music.
00:59:18Jesse, what's going on?
00:59:20The place is like a booby trap with string and pots and pans.
00:59:24You'll have to forgive my paranoia, Alex.
00:59:27I was afraid I wouldn't be able to sleep without some kind of an alarm.
00:59:30Well, where did you get the idea for this? From an old western movie?
00:59:35I've never done anything like this before, but I have to get some sleep.
00:59:38I've got a show tomorrow.
00:59:40Jesse, do you think you can do a show with most of your guns, Tony?
00:59:44I'd better be able to.
00:59:45The Diamond Agency people will be watching me very carefully.
00:59:49Tomorrow is my final backwoods performance.
00:59:52And if I don't come through and look really good, I'm afraid they'll go back to Mrs. Diamond and there goes my star-studded contract.
01:00:00Well, Jesse, if there's anything you can use in my store, you're more than welcome to it.
01:00:04Thank you, Alex.
01:00:06This is really something.
01:00:08Alex, that thing couldn't breathe when Peter broke the tank tube.
01:00:13Peter thinks they're from another world.
01:00:15From another world?
01:00:16Do you realize how far advanced a person would have to be in order to come in from outer space?
01:00:24It's not rational to think that it would be so barbaric and terrible as the thing that attacks you.
01:00:31If the human race is any example, Alex, then I think it's quite rational.
01:00:36Well, get some sleep, Doug.
01:00:39Good night.
01:00:40Good night.
01:00:40Good night.
01:00:57Good night.
01:00:59Good night, Doug, because you're talking high boys.
01:01:16Oh, excuse me.
01:01:18It's perfectly all right.
01:01:20Are you looking for Alex?
01:01:21Yeah, is he home?
01:01:22Yeah, go on in.
01:01:23What in the hell is going all around here?
01:01:41I'm sorry about that, Doug.
01:01:44But if any of those outlaws had come around, we'd have sure heard them.
01:01:48Well, I'm real, real impressed.
01:01:51Well, how'd you get so tangled up in here?
01:01:53Like damned tinder.
01:01:55Your name is Luger?
01:01:56Well, I sure as hell ain't beg for it.
01:01:58Well, come on, help me get the hell out of this mess.
01:02:00Now, wait a minute.
01:02:01Wait a minute.
01:02:02You're going the wrong way.
01:02:03You've got to go this way.
01:02:04Wait, wait.
01:02:05I wonder if Mr. Studd came back last night.
01:02:08He wouldn't come here.
01:02:09Why not?
01:02:09Whenever he gets loose, he goes to George's filling station.
01:02:13They feed him like he was an elephant down there.
01:02:16Wait a minute.
01:02:16Well, I think I'll check on him before I leave.
01:02:21He won't be there.
01:02:22He likes George's food a lot better than he likes mine.
01:02:26By the way, did you finish breakfast?
01:02:28Sure did.
01:02:29It was awful.
01:02:31Now, I've got to get a cook.
01:02:32She sure as hell.
01:02:33Hey, I'll help you.
01:02:36Just hold still.
01:02:38Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:40You're pulling that arm.
01:02:41Well, just wait a minute.
01:02:46Mr. Studd?
01:02:51Mr. Studd?
01:02:54He's not there, right?
01:02:56No, he isn't.
01:02:57Yeah, I told you.
01:02:59He knows where the food is.
01:03:01He's just a friend.
01:03:03Well, Jesse?
01:03:05Well, Alex.
01:03:05I can't say the last couple of days have been fun.
01:03:23Well, Alex.
01:03:24I can't say the last couple of days have been fun.
01:03:27Neither can I.
01:03:28But when things get back to normal, I hope you'll figure this is a good place to spend a few days once in a while.
01:03:33I'm sure that I will, Alex.
01:03:35Of course, I have to come back for Wes's funeral.
01:03:37You're not having guilt feelings about what those monsters are doing, are you?
01:03:42Oh, only a little.
01:03:44You know, running off to protect my career, that kind of thing.
01:03:47Listen, young lady, your career is important.
01:03:50You're not the police, and it's not your responsibility to go around looking for hobgoblins.
01:03:55Maybe not.
01:03:56I don't know.
01:03:57You know, I just came to work out my credit problem, not to learn some new self-defense technique.
01:04:03Well, we were just stringing you up a little bit, Luger.
01:04:05You sure did look funny.
01:04:07You sure did look funny.
01:04:08You sure did look funny.
01:04:09You sure did look funny.
01:04:10You sure did look funny.
01:04:15Now, Jesse, drive slow.
01:04:17You've got plenty of time.
01:04:18And, uh, when you get to the filling station, be sure and give me a call.
01:04:22I'd like to know if Mr. Studd got in all right.
01:04:24Sure thing, Alex.
01:04:37You are right, Alex.
01:04:38Hi, Kyle, girl.
01:04:41Hey, cowgirl.
01:04:56Hi.
01:05:03Have you been eating candy?
01:05:06Uh, candy.
01:05:08Uh, yes, ma'am.
01:05:10Looks like a thoroughbred bar.
01:05:15Do you know what this is?
01:05:19It's a motor, ma'am.
01:05:21Do you know what's wrong with this?
01:05:26Oh, you lost a belt.
01:05:29Yeah, your battery will discharge unless you get another one.
01:05:32Do you have another one like it?
01:05:37Uh, let me ask George.
01:05:39George!
01:05:49Well.
01:05:51Hello again, Mr. Chicken.
01:05:53You ran out on us yesterday.
01:05:56It's okay.
01:05:57I can't blame you.
01:05:59You look good.
01:06:01How are you, Miss Jameson?
01:06:02I'm fine, thank you.
01:06:03Listen, we can't afford to carry all-size belts up here.
01:06:06So we're going to have to do a little doctor in order to get this belt to fit your car.
01:06:09Well, can you just fix something for me so I can drive a few miles?
01:06:12Yes, ma'am.
01:06:13I'll fix you right up.
01:06:15I'll take care of this personally, Miss Jameson.
01:06:18Oh, and could I use your phone?
01:06:20I'd like to call Alex about Mr. Stud.
01:06:22Certainly.
01:06:23Go right inside.
01:06:24Mm-hmm.
01:06:25Mm-hmm.
01:06:31Ma!
01:06:32Ma!
01:06:35That's all right.
01:06:35That's all right.
01:06:36That's all right.
01:06:36Oh, my God.
01:07:06Oh, my God.
01:07:36Well, it took you so long to answer the phone.
01:07:49Well, you can rest assured everything's just fine here.
01:07:54It's just timing is a little off.
01:07:55You see, I was, well, I was kind of indisposed.
01:07:58Oh, my God.
01:08:28What's wrong?
01:08:48What's happening?
01:08:49What the hell is it?
01:09:14What the hell is it?
01:09:29Just hold on a minute out there, guys. If you want to use the toilet, I'll be out.
01:09:34Just...
01:09:41Where are you?
01:09:43Get out of here.
01:09:45Get out of here.
01:09:49Get out of here.
01:09:53I'm not a racist, sucker!
01:10:03I think that we can resist it, suck!
01:10:10The End
01:10:40Run, Luger!
01:10:54Run, Luger!
01:11:01Bring that and save him!
01:11:07Come on, Alec. You get out of here, boy.
01:11:10Come on, Alec.
01:11:40Come on, Alec.
01:12:10Come on, Alec.
01:12:12Give him hell, Josie.
01:12:20Aim for the tank.
01:12:24Right on, you devil.
01:12:26Come on, Alex.
01:12:27I need to practice.
01:12:28Come on.
01:12:29Come on.
01:12:30Come on.
01:12:31Come on.
01:12:32Be careful, girl.
01:12:33Hey, way to go, girl.
01:12:34I appreciate all you want.
01:12:35Hey, way to go, girl.
01:12:36I appreciate all you want.
01:12:37I'll do it.
01:12:38I'll get some ammunition.
01:12:39I'll get some ammunition.
01:12:40I'll get some ammunition.
01:12:41Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:12:42You can't pull up.
01:12:46Okay.
01:12:49I'll get some ammunition.
01:12:50Bye.
01:12:51Hey, Lec.
01:12:52Come on, Lucy.
01:12:53Come on.
01:12:54Come on, Lou.
01:12:55I need to practice.
01:12:57Be careful, girl.
01:12:58Hey, wait a go, girl.
01:13:00I push all you want.
01:13:25What happened, Alex?
01:13:29Did your grill catch on fire?
01:13:31Oh, that's good.
01:13:32Just shooting off a few firecrackers.
01:13:34You know that's against the law here.
01:13:36Oh, I feel so much safer now.
01:13:38I mean, now that the cavalry's here.
01:13:55No!
01:14:25What the fuck is this?
01:14:52Yes, sir.
01:14:53We'll stay positioned here, but you better get most of your men in this area.
01:14:56That woman is supposedly chasing two of the guys now.
01:14:58One's tank exploded?
01:14:59Uh, I don't know.
01:15:00I don't think they really killed one.
01:15:02You know what fear and panic do to people.
01:15:03I'm sure Alex thought the woman shot one of them, though.
01:15:05No body near the tank?
01:15:07Uh, no, sir.
01:15:08No body.
01:15:09Just a fire.
01:15:10And I was a fireman for seven years.
01:15:12I know what burning flesh smells like.
01:15:14There's nothing here.
01:15:15The killer got away.
01:15:17It was monstrous.
01:15:19Bigger than you and me both.
01:15:21Well, maybe you and him, but I mean, not me and you.
01:15:24I mean, it wasn't that big.
01:15:25Luger, you're not normal.
01:15:26Well, I resent that.
01:15:28It was a terrible looking thing.
01:15:30Ugly as hell.
01:15:32Yes, sir.
01:15:33Double ugly.
01:15:34Seven feet tall, at least.
01:15:36Yes, sir.
01:15:37Ah, the hell with him, Alex.
01:15:39It's obvious that he doesn't believe us.
01:15:41Well, now, wait a minute now, fellas.
01:15:43I mean, maybe the policeman won't believe us when that thing walks up and bites him on the ass.
01:15:49Hey, look, shouldn't you be in bed with that foot of yours?
01:15:52You think we're crazy with our monster stories, don't you?
01:15:55Well, I...
01:15:56Well, it is crazy, I know.
01:15:58I don't understand it.
01:15:59I mean, who are they?
01:16:01And where did they come from?
01:16:03What's their game, huh?
01:16:05We're their game.
01:16:08And if we don't do something besides stand around talking about it, we're in trouble.
01:16:12Spaceman.
01:16:13Coming up out of the water, huh?
01:16:15Well, now, actually, he come at me through a toilet window.
01:16:18Yes, sir.
01:16:19Coming out of the water?
01:16:20We didn't say anything about coming up out of the water.
01:16:23Look, I was just kidding.
01:16:24Kidding?
01:16:25Why are you kidding?
01:16:26This is serious, boy.
01:16:27Now, they're supposed to be dressed like...
01:16:29But wait a minute.
01:16:30You know, they may have come out of the water.
01:16:33What?
01:16:34Well, then it would be obvious where their spaceship is.
01:16:38Oh, yeah, sure.
01:16:40I can't believe you wouldn't have at least checked that out.
01:16:44What is he talking about?
01:16:50No!
01:17:19Three little bullets.
01:17:38Jesse, you've got to stop giving these backwards performances.
01:17:49Hey, Peter.
01:17:55Do you really think there's a spaceship out there?
01:17:58I know there is, Luger.
01:18:00I'm going to get a shot there.
01:18:02I'd think you were crazy if I didn't know what happened to James.
01:18:06Grab the shotgun, Alex. Come on, we're losing time.
01:18:09You know, just like a revenue. You'll be just like blowing up a steel.
01:18:12You stay here, Luger.
01:18:14Why, stay here? Wait a minute. I want that rich.
01:18:19But I wanted to get a veggie.
01:18:25Oh, shit.
01:18:49Oh, shit.
01:18:59Oh, shit.
01:18:59If your crazy theory is true, I have serious doubt as to our ability to blow up anything that came God knows how far to get here.
01:19:29Well, we can sure give it a try.
01:19:31You know, I think we should be out looking for Jesse.
01:20:00I'm not too sure we're doing the right thing at all.
01:20:03Alex, I wish you'd stop doubting me. You're beginning to sound like the police.
01:20:06Listen, can you handle that stuff?
01:20:09Look, have a little faith.
01:20:10I have very little faith. I'm not too sure you know how to handle that stuff.
01:20:15Well, I do.
01:20:15It takes somebody that's been studying it, you know.
01:20:18What'd you bring the fishing rod for?
01:20:20Well, you're good with it. I brought what was there. What are you going to do? Is this the spot?
01:20:26It looks like it.
01:20:31Here, I'm going to take the line and run it back over there along with the box. Hang on there.
01:20:35Hold the wire.
01:20:44Peter, you better know what you're doing, boy.
01:20:47I'm going to take the line and run it back over there.
01:21:17Peter, when you're working with powder, you have to do it in the right sequence.
01:21:31Now, are you sure you've got it in the right order?
01:21:35Hey, Alex, look.
01:21:37Hey, Jesse. Jesse. Over here.
01:21:40Hey.
01:21:41Quiet, Peter. You'll wake up your monster.
01:21:43Don't worry about a thing, Jesse. We've got everything under control right here.
01:21:47Peter, you make too much noise to be a good hunter.
01:21:56Oh, hell.
01:21:57You see the dead one now, Jesse? I got him.
01:22:10You better be mad.
01:22:15Well, come on.
01:22:18It's not working, Alex.
01:22:20I knew you didn't know what you were doing.
01:22:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:22:52Alex!
01:22:59Alex!
01:23:02Alex!
01:23:10I've got you here. Let me have that gun.
01:23:12Alex, no.
01:23:13I think I can get him.
01:23:14There are only three bullets.
01:23:19Please, Alex.
01:23:20Get him in a hurry.
01:23:22He's killing Peter.
01:23:38Hang on, Peter!
01:23:50You'll take him, all right.
01:23:54Shoot him!
01:23:56You can hit him!
01:23:58Shoot him!
01:24:00Shoot him, Jesse!
01:24:02I'm sorry, Peter. I just can't do it.
01:24:04Kill him!
01:24:06Kill him before he kills me!
01:24:08Keep your courage up. You'll take him.
01:24:10I just have three bullets left, Alex.
01:24:12Even if I'm faster, it'll never take him down.
01:24:16I wish he'd just back up and walk away.
01:24:18You're not gonna do it.
01:24:25I think he wants you to holster your gun, Jesse.
01:24:28Maybe he just wants you to get away.
01:24:30If he puts his gun away, you'll holster yours.
01:24:33It's suicide! Don't do it, Jesse!
01:24:36Don't!
01:24:41It's not worth it, Jesse!
01:24:42No!
01:24:50How about that?
01:24:51Bilateral disarmament.
01:25:07Aim for the tanks, Jesse.
01:25:09Look at him, Alex.
01:25:11He remembers what happened at your house.
01:25:13He'll never turn his back to me.
01:25:15He don't have to.
01:25:17You can take him, Jesse.
01:25:18But I've never been fast, Alex.
01:25:19You don't have to be fast to be good, and you're good.
01:25:20I've never been fast.
01:25:21I've never been fast.
01:25:22I've never been fast.
01:25:23I've never been fast.
01:25:24I've never been fast.
01:25:25You don't have to be fast to be good, and you're good.
01:25:26I've never been fast.
01:25:27Aim careful, Jesse.
01:25:32I want to watch him, Jesse.
01:25:34You can take him, Jesse.
01:25:36But I've never been fast, Alex.
01:25:37You don't have to be fast to be good, and you're good.
01:25:40I've never been fast.
01:25:45Aim careful, Jesse.
01:25:48I want to watch him, Jesse.
01:25:50You can take him, Jesse.
01:25:54Careful does he I want to watch him die
01:26:24Come on to hell Jesse
01:26:54I knew I'd watch that bastard burn
01:27:03I distracted
01:27:14Now I'll never know who's the fastest
01:27:18That's all right boy
01:27:20Now you know who's the best
01:27:24That's all right boy
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