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00:30Morning.
00:52Morning.
00:57Hey.
00:58Yeah, I think this is fixable.
01:00Don't you want it fixed?
01:02I'm not bothered.
01:03Well, I am Mr Man of the Match.
01:06Come here.
01:11Whatever happened yesterday...
01:13Hey, you are still a brilliant footballer.
01:16Like it matters.
01:17Of course it does.
01:18Hey, and girls love a footballer.
01:20And boys.
01:22No, actually, I'm not sure that they really care, to be honest.
01:24Your dad was in a bad way yesterday.
01:30And that is not me excusing what he did, believe me.
01:34Good, because it wouldn't work.
01:36This may be fixable, but me and him aren't.
01:38Um, I've been making a few phone calls about our little idea.
01:56Do you want a prize for being able to use a phone?
01:58Oh, and by the way, it was my little idea.
02:02Hull has ferries from Belgium and the Netherlands, and our associates in those places have confirmed
02:07that they would like a friendly face this side.
02:10A friendly face with tight lips, to be precise.
02:13Who have you spoken to?
02:15Well, no-one important yet.
02:18If it becomes a thing, they'll be calling us.
02:20You know they will.
02:22Have you talked to Dylan?
02:24He's next.
02:25He'll be fine.
02:26He knows where his bread's buttered.
02:27Don't worry.
02:28Well, keep me informed, and don't cock it up.
02:31What about his girlfriend?
02:34She's plodding along nicely.
02:36Well, a little less plodding, a bit more galloping.
02:39We got her away from her family, so she could be putty in our hands.
02:42I want a lot more from that girl.
02:45See to it.
02:50Okay.
02:53I don't take kindly to waking by drowning.
02:56I don't think you take kindly to anything anymore.
02:58I think you think you've got some kind of superpower that stops me from knocking your front teeth out,
03:02or you haven't.
03:03I think you think you've got some sort of superpower which allows you to abuse yourself
03:06to the extent that you are, and everything will be fine.
03:08Well, guess what?
03:09I am far from being fine.
03:11Any plans to get back to being fine, or...?
03:15Just picking up from where we left off yesterday, I see.
03:21You planning on giving me both bowels again?
03:23Is that solving everything, is it?
03:31Not everything, but if I drink enough of it, it'll definitely block your blatherer.
03:41Oh, just leave it alone, would you?
03:43For God's sake.
03:45People care about you, you know.
03:47Why are you so bothered?
03:48Because I'm one of them, you idiots.
03:49What's up?
03:56I need to be at work, Ray.
03:57This won't take long.
03:59You're still going to Hull, I take it?
04:01Yeah, today.
04:01Well, I'm setting off for later, yeah.
04:03Perfect.
04:04I need you to do me a favour.
04:06Can I just do it when I'm back?
04:08I need you to do it while you're there.
04:10There's a guy at the docks, he has something for you.
04:12I want you to put it in your van and drop it into me on your way home.
04:16What guy?
04:17What, join his blood group or something?
04:20Ray, I just got this job, all right?
04:21I don't want to lose it.
04:23Why do you think you would?
04:26Okay, how will he know me, this guy?
04:28Don't worry.
04:29He's expecting you.
04:31And what is it, this thing?
04:34It's the key to a brighter future, Dylan.
04:36Bonus for everyone you collect.
04:39What, that's the bonus?
04:40No, that's your lunch money.
04:42Bonus on completion.
04:44I'll see you later.
04:45Yeah.
04:46Oh, Dylan.
04:48Yeah?
04:52This is important for you.
04:54And for me.
04:56You're not going to let me down, are you?
04:58No.
04:59Pardon?
05:00No.
05:02Right answer.
05:06Well, obviously these are very different circumstances.
05:10Yes, of course I understand that, but you must hear what I'm saying.
05:15Yeah.
05:16Okay, thank you.
05:17Bye.
05:19School?
05:20Yes, on about fines for unauthorised absence.
05:23Well, up yours, I've just authorised it.
05:25So, what now?
05:27I don't know, I hope she doesn't get far behind.
05:29And that no one from this school goes to a secondary school.
05:31Or, the grounds are beautiful.
05:39Amazing facilities.
05:40They've got a swimming pool.
05:41Look at that.
05:42Are you going on holiday?
05:43No.
05:45I was just telling Dawn about a school that you would really love.
05:49You don't know she'd love it.
05:50Can I go there instead of Connaughton Dump?
05:52That'd be the plan, yeah.
05:54Good.
05:55Same answer.
05:56Then yeah, I'd love it.
05:58Hang on, it's not that simple.
05:59Because of money.
06:01Well, we've got the money.
06:01You've already got a school?
06:03I can't go back there, ever.
06:05They'll all laugh at me.
06:06Can I go to this other school?
06:09Please?
06:10It's not up to me.
06:11People don't just change schools.
06:12People do, but it looks like I don't.
06:15Thanks.
06:21Hi.
06:22Got your message.
06:24Are you meant to be, like, halfway to Ordersfield by now?
06:27Er, whole.
06:27Er, but, yeah, I wanted to tell you some news first, though.
06:31I'm going to be paying off a lot of the debt from now on.
06:34Er, Ray got me some work and home.
06:38Will you have to move?
06:39No, no, it's only when I'm doing driving jobs, you know, with the depot.
06:42Like, today, Ray's asked me to bring stuff back.
06:46What stuff?
06:49Right, is that not risky?
06:50No, it's fine.
06:51It's the same as what we're doing now.
06:52I just get a big bonus, you know, for every trip.
06:54How much?
06:55I don't know, erm, but it's a lot, he says.
06:59Hey, OK?
07:01We do our jobs, we pay what we owe, we sort our futures out.
07:04Does that not sound like a brilliant plan, April?
07:06You change the tune?
07:18Well, it's like drug addicts, isn't it?
07:20If you're going to do it, at least use a clean needle.
07:24Yeah, because that's the same.
07:26Hmm, look at you, all grown-up.
07:34I'm sorry, for yesterday.
07:38How do I get through this?
07:41How does Tracy and Frankie?
07:45You don't, not really.
07:46You just get through it, as best you can.
07:56I wish you could have one minute with him.
07:58But then Moira will lose someone else, as will Kyle, as will Isaac.
08:02Your whole family will.
08:03No, not John, I mean Nate.
08:04I wish you could have one minute with him.
08:10Yeah, I bet you do.
08:13He died thinking I hated him.
08:15If there is an afterlife, he knows you didn't.
08:19He knows you loved him.
08:23I never used those words.
08:26Not once.
08:27Never.
08:32And he didn't even ask her to send a picture.
08:36Not that that makes it okay.
08:37It doesn't.
08:38But there are a couple of silly kids who did a silly thing.
08:42That should be the end of it, don't you think?
08:44If I had to be honest, I'd say Clemmie was silly.
08:47Carl was mean.
08:48But that's not me having a go.
08:50I'm in a very glassy house with Kathy.
08:52I'm now April.
08:54When did life get so complicated?
08:56Oh, I don't know.
08:57Well, the best that we can hope is they get through it safe and sound.
09:00And they don't always.
09:03Count your blessings, eh?
09:05Cheers for this, pal.
09:08Hey.
09:11We're not being boycotted then?
09:13Not so far.
09:14So it's just me boycotting Laurel.
09:16That's very unfortunate, that whole business.
09:18Yes, it is very unfortunate for me that I've got an absolute snake for a best friend.
09:22Former best friend.
09:23You two have known each other forever.
09:25No, it just feels like that when someone's so draining.
09:28Oh, you've been statching handbags again?
09:30I've taken the kids' bones off them.
09:31Well, Angelica's and Elliot's.
09:34How did Angel take that?
09:35Well, there was some talk of me being a total witch,
09:37but she does know the word draconian, so that's encouraging.
09:40They gave you their passwords?
09:42Yep.
09:44Oh.
09:45Fake ones.
09:47Little, anyway, it's easily sorted.
09:50Main thing is we've got these and we'll be keeping Carl's when the police give it back.
09:54Shouldn't let him have one in the first place.
09:56Are you sure that's a workable plan?
09:59You know what kids are like with their phones these days.
10:01Jimmy, we've got an 11-year-old who might end up on a register.
10:06And a teenager whose record's far from blemish-free.
10:09But I'm doing what I can and it's probably too little and it's definitely too late.
10:15But everything just seems to be...
10:17Honestly, I'm floundering.
10:22What do you think you're doing?
10:34Going to home?
10:35Not in that seat, you're not.
10:37Have you any idea how much it would cost to ensure you own one of these?
10:41No.
10:42Neither have I.
10:42I didn't bother finding out.
10:44But I passed my test.
10:45That's the first rung on a very long ladder you need to climb before we let you loose on your own.
10:50Give me the keys.
10:52But you don't use your drive.
10:54And Big Tony doesn't usually get concussed playing rugby, but here we are.
10:58We'll train you up as a driver, don't worry.
11:02But for now, you're the driver's mate.
11:05What does that mean?
11:07It means you'll listen to Billy and you'll do just fine.
11:10Unless he's talking total garbage, which is sometimes the case.
11:13I'll keep my beady eye on you and I'll let them know how you get on.
11:16So I won't shake him.
11:18Right, now.
11:19Hi.
11:40So, um, you know it's Liv's anniversary today?
11:44Yeah.
11:45You all right?
11:46Yeah, fine, thanks.
11:48But I just wondered if maybe you wanted to go for a walk with me.
11:51Liv always used to love walking up Demdike Fowl, so I thought we said we were going to do something anyway.
11:56When are you thinking?
11:57After this.
11:59Yeah.
12:00We can do that.
12:01We can go on a walk.
12:03No, I can't actually.
12:04I've got to go as my parole officer.
12:06Well, can't you do that another day?
12:07They don't let you.
12:09I wish you would have said something before.
12:10I've got to organise it with Vinny now.
12:12I know, I'm sorry.
12:13But I completely forgot about it.
12:16It's not exactly the highlight of my week.
12:18No, I suppose not.
12:19Oh, well.
12:20Can't be out, can't it?
12:21I'm always next year.
12:25Parole officer.
12:28I must be honest.
12:29If we've only got a couple of bookings and knock it on the head, it's not worth throwing up the microwave for.
12:33It's a joke.
12:34Everything's freshly cooked.
12:36Well, mostly.
12:36Hang up.
12:37What are you doing here?
12:41Researching dinner options.
12:43Oh.
12:44Got you a present.
12:49What's this?
12:50Train tickets.
12:51You're going on a trip.
12:54Liverpool?
12:56Today, but that was quite short notice.
12:58You owe a lot of money.
13:02And doing a few jobs around here isn't going to get it paid off this side of you being 50.
13:08What am I doing in Liverpool?
13:09I don't know.
13:10Instructions on arrival.
13:13I'm not sure.
13:14Do you want to pay Celia back?
13:17Or do you want her on your back?
13:19Hang on.
13:19I thought Dylan's job was doing that.
13:21Dylan is doing his bit.
13:24But do you want to let him down and have it take twice as long as it could have?
13:29Can I at least think about it?
13:32Think about this.
13:33Celia is not someone you want to mess around.
13:41There you go.
13:42What's up?
13:44Welks.
13:46That's a shortful welcome.
13:49Well, not if you have to explain it, isn't it?
13:52So these voicemails were the urgent?
13:56I thought so, but turns out not.
14:01I had a bit of a prostate scare, but that's all it was.
14:05And you needed my medical advice?
14:09I just needed a friend.
14:13Well, yeah, I, um, I should have listened to them, so no excuses there.
14:18Well, I'd argue you had a pretty good one.
14:22Wouldn't it?
14:22Sounds like you wouldn't have been sober enough to make much sense anyway.
14:26Could have sent an emoji.
14:27Oh, like a nice hug.
14:30Well, like the bloke shrugging like that.
14:32So, um, you all right now?
14:41I am, luckily.
14:42And I mean luckily, because, um, what is definitely not excusable is ignoring my symptoms for as long as I did.
14:49Well, I've just spent the last few weeks staring at the bottom of a glass instead of facing my problems.
14:57I don't know if you're looking to me for enlightenment.
15:00Oh, no, I never do.
15:02I mean, sometimes it's just easier to go la la la la la than, you know, facing the music.
15:06Yeah, well, sometimes the, uh, la la la la lads have to stop, don't they?
15:14You, uh, preaching to me?
15:17Oh.
15:19A little bit, Neil.
15:22Where are you going?
15:25What do you think?
15:25Well, I just don't even understand what the problem is.
15:45I mean, she's got an issue.
15:46We can afford to fix it, so we should.
15:48What, by sending her to a posh school?
15:50I prefer the term fee-paying, but yeah.
15:52Okay, fine, so we send her to this school.
15:55This fee-paying school.
15:57And she makes a friend, and that friend says,
15:59my dad's a doctor, and mummy runs Gymkhana's for footballers' children.
16:04What do your parents do?
16:05Oh, the junkies.
16:07Well, actually, my mum's dead.
16:08And I live with my guardian, but she's not been a junkie for ages,
16:11and it's been years since she's been on the game.
16:13Is this the script of a Guy Ritchie film?
16:14No, stop it.
16:15Jo, I am being serious, okay?
16:18At this school, she has one problem.
16:20That photo.
16:21If we send her to Fountleroy Towers, or whatever you want to call it,
16:24then she could have a load more.
16:27We can't deal with things that might not happen.
16:30We can deal with the things that have happened.
16:34And I owe Clemmie.
16:35You know, from all those things I said about sending her away.
16:39It's not the only reason, I just want to help.
16:41And I figured a happy Clemmie makes for a better chance of a happy dawn.
16:48Which is all I really want.
16:50More than anything.
16:54And not every girl that goes to a private school comes straight off the set of Mean Girls.
16:59If you watch Mean Girls.
17:01Mean Girls is my favourite film.
17:04So, what do you think?
17:07Might not be so bad.
17:09You up for it?
17:10I am open to the possibility.
17:13We'll have to see what Billy thinks.
17:14Can I come in?
17:33Wondering where I should start.
17:38Apologising to your sons would be a good place.
17:41Where are they?
17:43Schoolcane.
17:44Because it's school time.
17:46Nine to three weekdays.
17:48Then they have a bigger break in the summer.
17:50Whereas you take yours whenever you like, don't you?
17:55I've been an idiot.
17:56Oh, you've been worse than that.
17:58You've been spiteful.
18:00Brutal.
18:02I've been that shadrack.
18:05Oh, and nice work there, by the way.
18:07Yeah, pathetic, I know.
18:08Weeks.
18:10Weeks with no contact.
18:12Not even a text.
18:13Not even to the boys.
18:15And then when you do finally come back, you just lay in to everyone.
18:18And for doing what?
18:19Daring to exist.
18:21I'll apologise.
18:23I've already started.
18:24Well, I'm sorry to you, by the way.
18:29By the way.
18:29Mark, I don't know what to say here.
18:33Losing a child?
18:36No, there's no one word that adequately describes how hard it is.
18:39And the way with Nate and what happened after, I don't know how I would have dealt with that.
18:48Better than me.
18:49Yeah, probably.
18:50You know, Isaac asked me, and he's still not very well, by the way.
18:54Maybe check in on him with that.
18:57But he asked me before he went to bed last night.
19:03Is my dad coming back here?
19:05And I said, well, do you want him to?
19:08And he said, mostly.
19:11What did Kyle say?
19:18Not one word.
19:20He didn't even mention that.
19:22I found it in the bin.
19:28Where have you been?
19:29Slept rough.
19:31Woke up on the allotment this morning with Liam pouring a watering can over me.
19:35He gave me a good talking to.
19:37And is he still alive?
19:38How often do you think about Holly?
19:50Most hours of most days.
19:54How does it make you feel?
19:58Happy.
20:00Sad.
20:02Lucky.
20:03Unlucky.
20:06I reckon I can get there.
20:09Angry.
20:11Sometimes it makes me angry.
20:13Well, there you go.
20:13I've already got that.
20:14Yeah.
20:19I barely deserve you.
20:21Ah.
20:22You've gone with barely.
20:23I'd have said, don't.
20:25Okay, don't.
20:26Either way, I need to work a lot harder.
20:29No.
20:29What you need to do is be present.
20:32And stop being the star of the King Dingle show.
20:35And join the one that everyone else is in.
20:37It's called life.
20:39And it's a tough gig sometimes.
20:41Sometimes.
20:46I'm going to put the kettle on.
20:47I'm going to put the kettle on to get my hand.
20:48I'm going to.
20:49I'm going to put the kettle on to get my hand.
20:50Yeah.
20:53I'm going to put the kettle on to get your hand.
20:54Ugh.
20:55I don't know.
21:25Hello.
21:28Hi.
21:46You okay?
21:48Yeah.
21:50What you got?
21:52I just slipped back to get some bits.
21:57I didn't want to, when you were here.
22:01I didn't want to disturb you.
22:03You wouldn't be disturbing us. This is your home, whether you currently live here or not.
22:07Okay, thanks.
22:10You don't need to thank me. Now, would you like a drink or something?
22:13Oh, in fact, I only popped back to get some meatballs out of the freezer for later. Will you stay for tea?
22:18I thought you hated me.
22:21Are you joking?
22:23Look, I know we've had our differences, but that's life.
22:27We love you, sweetheart.
22:29But all I do is mess up.
22:32No, it's not.
22:34And I'm horrible to you.
22:36Sometimes you aren't.
22:38Give me that, please.
22:40I'm making a brew and you're having one. Sit down.
22:52All right, good day.
23:09I'm not the driver. I'm the mate. It costs too much to insure me or something. So I had to go with Billy.
23:17I don't know Billy.
23:18Yeah, I know. I'm just...
23:20Look, point is, I was stuck with him the whole time.
23:24No bonus for you. What a shame.
23:29No, no, I did it. It was just difficult, that's all.
23:32See, I had to wait till Billy went to the bog and then I legged it to your mate.
23:37I'm impressed.
23:40So, do I get my bonus?
23:41Of course you do. I'll knock it off what you earn.
23:45I thought you said I could get the cash.
23:47Well, this is better, isn't it? It stops you squandering it.
23:53Right, so how much have I knocked off today then?
23:55Oh, big chunk. Don't worry.
23:58In fact, erm, yeah. Get some fish and chips. In fact...
24:02Get steak. Cheers.
24:07You've earned it. Well done. I'm proud of you, mate.
24:09Welcome to the big time.
24:13Right, see you later.
24:14Yeah.
24:19What's the matter, sweetheart?
24:20Is it Dylan?
24:23Is it your grandad?
24:25No.
24:27Fluctuations in the international currency market?
24:30Yeah.
24:31Yeah, that's it.
24:35I know we've fallen out, but you know you can tell me anything.
24:39Anything at all.
24:40Or your dad.
24:42Or me and your dad.
24:43Or Grandma Mary, or any one of us.
24:45You get the gist.
24:50Your eyes are sad, darling.
24:54Come on, tell me. Whatever it is, there is no judgement.
24:57I just feel bad for Leo, that's all.
25:02Is he okay?
25:04He's fine.
25:06He was lucky. We all were.
25:07But thank you for checking.
25:10That's not what's made you like this, though, is it?
25:16I...
25:19I've been thinking about my baby.
25:20Oh, you poor girl.
25:23This is not a one cup of tea chat, is it?
25:25Look, all I've got through there is paperwork,
25:27so I'm gonna go and lock up,
25:29and then we'll get cosy, yeah?
25:30We'll get cosy, yeah?
26:00There she is.
26:10The old ball and chain.
26:16It's an unfortunate choice of phrase, considering.
26:20Anyway, you're not.
26:22You're the lord of my life, and you know that.
26:24Same.
26:26Same.
26:28What was the native call?
26:30Yeah, of course I was gonna call.
26:32It sounded serious on the phone.
26:34Well, otherwise you might not have.
26:36That's not what I meant.
26:40I had some news.
26:42Some big news and a way to tell you face to face.
26:46I'm being moved.
26:48Well, they move in prison.
26:51Why are they doing that when you're ill?
26:52It's not another neck.
26:54Hospital.
26:57Kev, come on, what is it?
26:59I'm getting out.
27:01For God.
27:04I'm being released.
27:10This is...
27:12It's unbelievable.
27:13I get in it.
27:15Yeah, so, I mean...
27:17I mean...
27:18Why?
27:20I'm terminal.
27:22I'm not a threat.
27:23And they need space for the next ripper beat, so...
27:26Yeah, but you had...
27:28I mean, you said you...
27:30You said you'd never get out.
27:31I don't know.
27:33Bit of a turn up, eh?
27:35I mean, we could...
27:37We could go abroad.
27:38We could go somewhere sunny.
27:39Live a life.
27:41And we could see the world.
27:42Well...
27:43We could do that first.
27:44And then we could...
27:45We could go somewhere sunny after.
27:47Oh...
27:48Well, I would have loved that at one point.
27:50But...
27:52Missed the boat now, ain't I?
27:54In this life, anyway.
27:56And the...
27:58Thing is that I can't live with you...
28:00In terms of my release.
28:03So, I'm on some outreach programme.
28:04And I'm moving in with this vicar, Charles Smith.
28:06Do you know him?
28:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:08He lives in the village.
28:09I know.
28:13How do you think Aaron, your ex, is gonna handle it?
28:16I...
28:17I don't know.
28:18What do you mean you don't know?
28:19I mean, I haven't really thought...
28:21It'll be...
28:22No...
28:23Yeah, it's fine.
28:24It'll be fine.
28:25Yeah.
28:27So, when?
28:28When...
28:29When does this happen?
28:30I've got plenty of time to clean your gaff up.
28:31Because, obviously, I'm gonna be there all the time.
28:35Well, don't worry.
28:37I don't get out till Monday.
28:48No, Nicola!
28:49Don't run away!
28:50I wasn't.
28:51I was walking.
28:52I hate being like this.
28:53A snitch, you mean?
28:55A grass, a snide, a snake, a rat, a squealer, a cow.
28:59I hate us being like this.
29:01Can we talk?
29:03Yeah.
29:04Um...
29:05I'm glad you caught me, actually.
29:06Because there's something I wanted to tell you.
29:09When Angel was little, about eight,
29:11she found a two-pound coin in the park
29:13and she spent it on sweets instead of handing it in.
29:16And then, a few years ago,
29:17Elliot lost his school jumper
29:19and he went to lost property and took one from there,
29:21even though it wasn't his.
29:22You probably want to get straight on to the police about that.
29:25You know, make sure all my kids are punished for the crimes.
29:27I think what Carl did was a bit more serious.
29:29And I think you need to find a new friend
29:31because you've lost this one.
29:32Excuse me, I have to go back inside
29:34now that I've dealt with the rubbish.
29:36And taken the bins out.
29:49Okay.
29:55Pardon?
29:56I'll do it.
29:57That job in Liverpool.
29:59Oh!
30:00That!
30:01Don't worry, it's taken care of.
30:03But I thought you wanted me to do it.
30:05I wanted someone to do it.
30:07You're someone.
30:08But there's always someone else.
30:10I'll catch you soon, maybe.
30:12Just coming to see you.
30:24No, I'm not in.
30:29I wanted to apologise.
30:31Yesterday.
30:32It was...
30:33sparing some right rubbish.
30:35Stick to what you know.
30:36I didn't mean it.
30:38I've been a shambles these last few weeks.
30:41Been a shambles as long as I can remember.
30:44I've used up a lot of my humility today.
30:47There's gonna be a point where I stop apologising and start swinging.
30:50And there he is.
30:51The real Kane Ningo.
30:54So?
30:56So what?
30:57Are we good?
30:58Yeah, we're good.
30:59Oh.
31:02Easier than I thought.
31:04Three years since lived today.
31:07Life's too short and all that.
31:08I'm sorry, I should've known.
31:12It's not like you haven't got your own stuff going on, is it?
31:16Caleb's still on that naughty list of mine though, just so you know.
31:21Got one?
31:22No, I need to get one.
31:24Got a cuddle?
31:25What?
31:26What?
31:27No, not really.
31:28OK.
31:32All right?
31:35Don't tell me you've been out here all this time.
31:36No, I just got here.
31:39Do I need to smell your breath?
31:41Do you need to keep your kneecaps unsmashed?
31:44And there he is.
31:46You spoke tomorrow?
31:47I did.
31:49And seeing as your mood is quite different from earlier on, I'm assuming all's good?
31:53She's good, I'm lucky.
31:55No more running off and drinking France dry?
31:58My head's out of the sand now.
32:00Nice.
32:02No.
32:03Why do you always do something weird?
32:04All right.
32:06I'll see you later, Alec.
32:09Catch you later.
32:12Hey.
32:15Cheers.
32:16Ray, wait.
32:17How am I supposed to pay Celia back when I can't make any money?
32:23Yeah, I can see how that would be a problem.
32:24The thing is, April, it's your problem.
32:25No, but it's not just my problem, is it?
32:26Because if I owe her, it's hers too.
32:27Well, she's pretty good at dealing with problems.
32:28And if it becomes a massive hassle, she'll probably just, um, call it quits.
32:29What, let us off?
32:30No.
32:31No.
32:32No.
32:33No.
32:34Sell the debt on.
32:35To whom?
32:36Well, there's a few people in that line of work.
32:37Well, there's a few people in that line of work.
32:38They tend to double what you owe.
32:39Surely there's something I can't do.
32:40Look, it's not going to be a problem.
32:41It's not going to be a problem.
32:42It's not going to be a problem.
32:43But it's not just my problem, is it?
32:44Because if I owe her, it's hers too.
32:46Well, she's pretty good at dealing with problems.
32:48And if it becomes a massive hassle, she'll probably just, um, call it quits.
32:53Call it quits.
32:55What, let us off?
32:57No. No. Sell the debt on.
33:01To who?
33:02Well, there's a few people in that line of work.
33:06They tend to double what you owe.
33:08Surely there's something I can do.
33:10I wish there was.
33:12You being in this position reflects badly on me, but...
33:16I ain't the job club, love.
33:18Ray, please. Please.
33:23I have this guy.
33:27He's not around much, but when he is, he spends big.
33:30The thing is, can I trust you with someone like that?
33:35Yeah, of course you can. I promise.
33:37You want something dropping off at his hotel?
33:39Where?
33:40In Hotton. This is tomorrow?
33:42Or are you busy tomorrow?
33:44No, I'm not.
33:46It's not the kind of thing you can leave at reception, do you know what I mean?
33:50Can I go now?
33:51And?
33:53Oh, thanks.
33:55My pleasure.
33:56Billy.
34:12And you want to do this, do you?
34:13Well, I didn't at first, but...
34:14What?
34:17I'm running out of reasons to think it's a bad idea.
34:19Well, one, the school that she's at is really good.
34:21Yeah, if you've not had indecent pictures of yourself sent round.
34:24Look, two, the school is much further away, which makes it a lot harder to get to and from school and actually do a full day's work.
34:31It's not that much further away. I mean, we could sort something out.
34:34And also, do you really want to hang around with those types of kids?
34:37Like, them being the main influence on it every day?
34:39Not to mention, I bet the school trips are cheap. Three weeks skiing in Jackson Hole.
34:44Ooh.
34:46Jackson Hole. Love that place.
34:48Obviously, I'd pay for all of that as well, but you can check in as much as you want.
34:51Do you know what? I love the fact that you're hiding round the corner. That's not creepy at all, is it?
34:54This is my home.
34:55Well, it's not, though, is it?
34:57But anyway, what happens if you split up? You're going to keep forking out then?
35:03I wasn't really planning on splitting up. Sorry.
35:05It's not really an answer, though, is it?
35:07Look, if there comes a time where you are willing and able to come up with, you know, money for taking over payment...
35:13Can we just...
35:14Look, Billy, Clemmie really wants to go.
35:19Of course she does. I bet you made it sound like Disneyland.
35:22In this situation, should we not put what Clemmie wants first?
35:25No, no. What we want for her should come first.
35:28Otherwise, where does it end? 16 iPads, a 100-inch TV in a room, a pony for each day of the week.
35:34Sorry, just to be clear, is that one pony for every day of the week, or is that seven different ponies?
35:37Can you just shut up?
35:38I just feel like you're putting your ego in front of what is best for our daughter.
35:45No, I'm not.
35:46Look, it's about you being changed by this one's money, and me doing everything in my power to stop that from happening to her.
35:52I haven't changed.
35:53Come on, you're barely recognisable.
35:55Look, we know the upbringing at Clemmie's had, and I know this place might sound like Disneyland,
36:00but once she's there, it's going to feel like outer space, and she's going to feel like an alien.
36:08Ten more minutes, then homework, Kyle.
36:11How do you feel about 20?
36:13How do you feel about none?
36:23Shooting zombies?
36:25I don't play shooting games anymore.
36:30So, I've heard you've got an idiot for her, Dad.
36:38I've managed to fix it.
36:47I'm sorry.
36:50For that.
36:53And everything.
36:56Right.
36:58Thanks.
36:59That was, um, horrendous.
37:02There are reasons for it, but none of them are good enough.
37:05Nor have I been.
37:10And that changes now.
37:17So, what is this game you are playing?
37:22What is that?
37:23It's my French accent.
37:25Are you supposed to speak the actual language?
37:28I cannot do that. It is too hard.
37:31It's terrible, isn't it?
37:33I shouldn't do that.
37:33Do you remember me talking to you about Shadrach?
37:42Yeah, of course.
37:44He's sort of Dad.
37:45That's one way of putting it.
37:48Um, we didn't get on.
37:52I know.
37:53Hmm.
37:53I think about him sometimes.
37:55Well, not a lot.
37:57I think if I hadn't have done this, or if maybe I'd done that, then we would have got along a lot better.
38:03Yeah, but I'm just terrified, right, that you're going to think the same about me.
38:11Like if you hadn't done your stupid accent?
38:12I've missed you.
38:19Yeah, well, that's not going to happen again.
38:21Because that is the last time I'm pulling a trick like that.
38:24Good.
38:25I've missed you.
38:27Good.
38:28And I love you.
38:29Good.
38:30You too old for a cuddle?
38:31Never.
38:32Good.
38:32Well, that went entirely as expected.
38:45At least he got his little soapbox moment.
38:48I've not changed.
38:49I mean, it's you that's loaded.
38:51It's not my money.
38:52Well, what's mine is yours.
38:54Within reason.
38:56So, do you want me to make this call tomorrow morning?
38:59Do you want to make the call?
39:01He has a point, doesn't he?
39:03About her upbringing.
39:04It's what I was saying earlier.
39:07Joe, when I arrived here, I don't mean here, I mean the village.
39:13I barely knew what to do with myself.
39:15Well, look at you now.
39:16And I was an adult.
39:17She's a kid.
39:18She's seen all this stuff.
39:19I mean, her mum and I, we used to...
39:23We don't have to talk about this now, okay?
39:24You can take some more time, think about it.
39:27Do whatever you need to do, okay?
39:29I've got some work I need to get on with, so...
39:31Whoa.
39:32What?
39:35Well, it's just, like, the last few days you've been, like, school, school, schools, and then
39:40I mentioned my previous life, and you're, like, moustache.
39:43No, I'm not.
39:45Joe, you couldn't get away from me quick enough.
39:47I can't change my past.
39:49I know, I know.
39:50And I am entirely reconciled with the limitations of time travel, so...
39:54I mean, I'm not proud of it, obviously.
39:56I'm not going to hide it from you.
39:59I shouldn't be expected to.
40:00I get it.
40:03Joe.
40:04Dawn, can I just go and make this call?
40:06I've got to...
40:06It's a bit that I don't understand.
40:12It's just...
40:13It's dry stone wall.
40:14Here he is.
40:15How was it?
40:17Yeah.
40:18Fine.
40:19I'm worried.
40:20How was the look?
40:22Same.
40:22Except...
40:23Not fine.
40:24I read.
40:25Yeah, it was.
40:25I mean, it was...
40:26We were just in a field, and then we saw a dry stone wall, and then we're in another field.
40:29Oh, look.
40:29Another dry stone wall.
40:31Well, I enjoyed it, and so did Vinny.
40:33Yeah, all right.
40:34To be fair, Liv would have loved it.
40:37And that was the point.
40:39You okay?
40:41Yeah, of course.
40:41Why?
40:42It's just your face.
40:44No.
40:44Good.
40:45Would a drink prep you up?
40:47Finally offered.
40:48Well, because you don't know where the bar is.
40:51Kev's being released.
40:56On Monday.
40:57What, for good?
40:58I wouldn't use those words, but yeah.
41:00And if that's not bad enough, he's decided he's going to move here.
41:03So you're telling Aaron, then?
41:04I mean, obviously, yeah, you have to.
41:05There's no chance.
41:06You're kidding me?
41:07What's the alternative?
41:09You've got to help me.
41:10Help you what?
41:11Provide you with a plausible explanation as to why the guy who says he's married to you suddenly moves in?
41:16He's not moving in.
41:17He can't.
41:18He's not allowed to.
41:18And you know what?
41:19I'm glad you find it funny.
41:20I find it ridiculous.
41:23You've got to help me.
41:24I wouldn't know how.
41:26But also, no.
41:27This is your mess.
41:29But I'll leave you with these parting words.
41:30Tell him.
41:33I'll see you then.
41:36Well, you shouldn't be sad.
41:38I don't know.
41:39Well, you don't know much, do you?
41:41Are you sure you're all right?
41:42There's something happening this afternoon.
41:43Yeah, no, I'm fine.
41:44I just, I'm feeling a bit bad about missing the walk.
41:49I'm thinking about how I'm going to make it up to you.
41:52Right, so Billy's saying, oh, you know, we'll go to the services, they'll have a nicer bogs there, and we can get something to eat.
42:01And I'm going, oh, no, go now, Billy lad.
42:03You know, you've got an old man's bladder, and you'll probably pee yourself in the van.
42:06And I'm thinking, right, you've got to go now, or I am toast, yeah?
42:10So he does, and I'm rapid, show it over to the bloke, let's have it, thank you very much.
42:14I'm running back to the van, stuffing it under the seat, Billy comes out, gosh.
42:18Right, and what are you going to do next time when he doesn't need the loo?
42:21You see, I've already planned this.
42:23I'm just going to meet the bloke in the toilet next time.
42:26I have a message, Ray.
42:27He's going to sort it.
42:28Hang on, you're giving Ray instructions now?
42:30I'm just, you know, creating solutions to the problems.
42:32What are you doing?
42:37This is the package, from the ferry.
42:42You're importing literal chicken feed?
42:45Trial run.
42:46I didn't want a few grounds up for the good stuff getting seized if Laddie Boy wasn't up to it.
42:51And do you think he is?
42:52He is more than up to it, he enjoyed himself.
42:55What about the girlfriend?
42:57Well, he's got a job for me in heart on tomorrow.
43:00Quit?
43:00Doing what?
43:01No, he hasn't said, but it's not hard to guess, is it?
43:04She is paying a visit to your friend and mine.
43:08What did she say to her?
43:11I kept it vague, obviously.
43:14Will she come through?
43:15Well, me doing whole and you doing bigger jobs, I mean, we are smashing this, April.
43:20She was practically begging me.
43:22She will do whatever it takes they both will.
43:25They're absolutely desperate to pay off that debt.
43:27Yeah, we're going to be all right, aren't we?
43:29We're going to pay her off and then we're going to be free to do what we want.
43:36Good luck with that.
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