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00:00Thank you very much.
00:30I'm going to get straight off today. So busy.
00:41Is that why that phone's been pinging all morning?
00:44Yeah, farm stuff.
00:52I think we said that's a no-go.
00:55I've got nothing to do.
00:57Well, I've organised schoolwork for you to do till you go back, so, well...
01:02The police say they're not going to take things any further.
01:04Seriously? Oh, thank God for that. We'll school tomorrow, then.
01:07Today, I'm going to take him in in a bit, and I hope you've learnt your lesson.
01:10I said I was sorry.
01:12Yeah, meantime, I need a word.
01:15Oh, OK.
01:16So, er, I had a search through your phone.
01:26What?
01:26Don't worry, you're not in any trouble, but, Carl, you shouldn't be looking at stuff like
01:32that, even if it just appears.
01:35Everyone else does.
01:36Well, it doesn't mean you have to.
01:38If you ever find yourself wondering if you should be seeing something, if it doesn't feel
01:43quite right, come and talk to us, OK?
01:47I guess.
01:47We need you to help us keep you safe, yeah?
01:59We are so going to review the parental controls on that phone.
02:02I thought you were already ahead.
02:04Well, I'm doing it again.
02:06I'll make sure his apps are so family-paired that we'll get warnings if he's seen pictures
02:10of kittens playing with string.
02:13Bins use.
02:14Hi, Dad.
02:19Have you seen my school bag?
02:21Er, by the counter, love.
02:23OK.
02:24Is everything OK?
02:26Yeah.
02:27Why?
02:28Well, I thought I heard you in your room when I got back yesterday.
02:31I meant to see how your day had gone.
02:33By the time I was free, the light was off.
02:35Now, I don't know if you ate.
02:38Of course I did, yeah.
02:39It's always good in the hood.
02:41Morning.
02:42The very person.
02:43I, er, I need to get going.
02:45I'm running later.
02:46Well, I thought I could give you a lift in if you want to.
02:47I'm all right, thank you.
02:48Honestly, it's no trouble.
02:49I don't want a lift, Dad.
02:55Well, that was, er...
02:57That was edifying.
03:00Teenagers.
03:01At least she managed hello.
03:03She's actually talking to Rona.
03:05Like, as in conversing.
03:07Dad's hope I might be included.
03:09I'm sure she's fine.
03:10I mean, she's been pulling her weight here, helping out and that.
03:13You know, between the ages of 13 and 20, you don't expect them to actually talk.
03:18Just wanted to check in on her, Bob, make sure she was okay.
03:22Well, look, if you're really worried, maybe have a word with Dylan.
03:24Because if anybody knows anything, it'll be in.
03:33Now, then.
03:34Kev!
03:37I probably should have called first.
03:39No, don't be daft.
03:40I did tell him you had an early start at the farm.
03:43Kept trying to call you, though.
03:44Yeah, it's all a bit mad up there, at the moment.
03:46It's all right.
03:46We've been having a nice chat.
03:48She's looking really well, isn't she?
03:49She is, see?
03:50Shouldn't I be?
03:52After the brain operation?
03:54He's been telling me how he's been looking after you, how he's been recording and that.
03:57This is why I've barely been in touch with Kev.
03:59Got to look after my little sister, right?
04:01So, you literally, you got out and you came straight here.
04:05Wow.
04:06I couldn't wait.
04:08I've arranged to meet Charles in the cafe.
04:11Great.
04:11Yeah, Kev's been telling me all about how he met Charles through the outreach programme,
04:15and that's who you'll be staying with in the village.
04:17Did I not mention that?
04:18You did not.
04:18Well, shall we head over to the cafe then?
04:22Yeah, is it all right if I just use your bug first, though?
04:24Of course it is, yeah.
04:25You know where it is.
04:30Okay, so, first thing, operation.
04:33Yeah, brain operation, yeah.
04:34You're not serious?
04:36Well, when I was getting out, I needed to come up with an excuse why I was being released early.
04:39Okay, so I will Google brain operations.
04:41That'll be that covered.
04:42Second lie.
04:43Yeah, I will speak to Aaron as soon as I can.
04:45Well, you better get a rush on.
04:46He's moving in with Charles and Claudette.
04:48It's not my fault.
04:48I would have found him somewhere outside the village, but he'd already spoken to Charles.
04:51Well, look, Robert, and I cannot believe I'm saying this sentence,
04:54but you need to tell your boyfriend about your terminally ill husband before he moves in with the vicar.
04:59Hey, all right?
05:10So, um, I hear it didn't go too well yesterday.
05:16I'm sorry.
05:17Easy, easy.
05:18It's okay.
05:20Mum said she'd spoken to you.
05:23Yeah, how come you never mentioned that she was your mum?
05:25I don't know.
05:27We don't make a big deal of it.
05:29Mainly because she doesn't want people to think she plays favourites.
05:32We all get treated equal.
05:35Especially when we screw up.
05:38Yeah, that guy, Tim, was he mad?
05:40I'll sort it.
05:41Don't worry.
05:42Look, I know mum can be a bit, um, hard about things.
05:47That's why I wanted to have a word as well.
05:48Well, I just want you to know it's all good.
05:54How can it be?
05:55Because you want to do what's best for everyone.
05:59So, when the next time comes, be it with, um, Tim or whoever,
06:08you're going to make that extra special effort.
06:12Yeah?
06:12Yeah, we were just wondering if you could, uh, pop that up.
06:19Prostate checks.
06:21You'd be surprised how many men avoid it.
06:23Right?
06:24Liam was having some kind of, well, problems.
06:27And I persuaded him to do something about it.
06:30I mean, it turns out he's fine.
06:31And whatever's causing his symptoms, it isn't cancer.
06:34Thank the good Lord.
06:35And I'm sure Liam's grateful that he shared that.
06:37I'm proud of him for dealing with it.
06:39You got a problem?
06:41Of course not.
06:41You'd best get on with putting it up.
06:45Guessing I've said yes, then.
06:50Hi.
06:54You remember Charles?
06:55Yeah, mate.
06:56You all right?
06:57Hi, Kev.
06:58Good to see you again.
06:59You two know each other?
07:00Just from inside, yeah.
07:02Well, I suppose you'll want him back at yours, won't you?
07:04Get him settled in.
07:05Is this our house guest?
07:07Kev.
07:07Meet my mum, Claudette.
07:09Look, thank you.
07:10He's taken me in.
07:11Glad to have you.
07:12But to be clear, I know ex-cons are bold and I'll brook no nonsense.
07:16Look, Mum.
07:17Just letting him know where I stand.
07:19In the meantime, I'll be needing to go through the house rules with you at some point.
07:22You want me to drop in this, though, first?
07:24Yeah.
07:25Let us lead the way.
07:29Get us one of them weird copies in there.
07:32I'll be about when I drop this in.
07:33Oh, friend of yours?
07:39Something like that, yeah.
07:44Yeah, all right.
07:46Bye.
07:46Oh, that was the school.
07:50They want to know when Clemmie's coming back.
07:52I presume you told them that we're still deciding?
07:55Well, what else can we do when she's in a state like this?
07:59And you told her that the police weren't going to take things any further?
08:02Yeah, but not that Carl is already back, which is what the head just told me.
08:06What?
08:08Hey.
08:10So Carl gets to go back, but I can't?
08:13Well, to be fair, you can go back whenever you want.
08:17But if I leave and go to Bassett Green, there's less chance of kids seeing the photo.
08:23Okay, well, we can set up a meeting if that's what you want.
08:25I didn't want any of this.
08:29This is such a mess.
08:32She's right.
08:32This is going to follow her around forever.
08:34Meanwhile, Carl just gets to move on like nothing ever happened.
08:41I hope Carl doesn't have a hard time.
08:44He's definitely not going to be popular with Clemmie's friends.
08:46He'll probably get the mick taken for a bit, but he'll survive.
08:50Robert's new mate's back.
08:52I take it you two have met.
08:54You what?
08:55Oh, maybe you haven't.
08:56This is Aaron.
08:57Oh, I know who Aaron is.
09:00Hi, are you?
09:01Aaron, this is Kev.
09:03Yeah.
09:04He's Robert's new friend.
09:06I've heard it all about you.
09:07I'm a bit late for introductions.
09:27Saved me a job there, Nicola.
09:28Always a pleasure.
09:29I recognise you from your photo.
09:34We were cellmates.
09:35Right.
09:37Nice to meet you.
09:41Yeah, hang on.
09:43Hi, Ben.
09:45No, I told you I was supposed to be Wednesday.
09:52Cellmates?
09:53Yeah, I've got a Charles's.
09:57I can explain better in private.
10:07Sorry about the smell.
10:08I've had a breakfast disaster.
10:10That was supposed to be a pancake,
10:12and someone has showed me how to make them, to be fair.
10:15But, you know, practice makes perfect.
10:17Yeah.
10:19But, yeah, that's me, learning to cook and that,
10:22which I'm sure you want to know all about.
10:24But, um...
10:26Right, yeah, why am I here?
10:28Uh, okay.
10:31April.
10:33Is she okay?
10:34I haven't seen her today.
10:35I guess so.
10:38But I can't tell if she's okay.
10:41I mean, I did ask earlier,
10:42but her answer wasn't too...
10:43too forthcoming.
10:46Look, how about I put kettle on,
10:48and, you know, you can tell me what's bothering you and that.
10:51Yeah?
10:52Nothing to lose, have you?
10:55Why not?
10:58I, uh, I just, uh...
11:00I can't seem to get through to her.
11:04You know, she's still getting a handle on everything.
11:07Normal life and school and all that, so...
11:09Yeah, no, no, yeah, I get all that.
11:11I get all that.
11:12It's just that I've...
11:14After the ecstasy pills and Leo,
11:17and her moving in with Bob,
11:18I just thought...
11:20I hoped...
11:21things had calmed down.
11:24Yeah, and they have.
11:27She was so distant with me this morning,
11:28I mean, she could barely even look at me.
11:32And I don't know what to do about it anymore.
11:34Look, she knows you're there for her and that,
11:36and she's settled at Bob's, all right?
11:38She ain't going anywhere.
11:40I reckon just...
11:41Just give her time and...
11:43I don't know, don't...
11:43Don't give up on her.
11:45But in the meantime,
11:46I think you need a distraction, Marlon,
11:48cos you are over-thinking it.
11:52Fancy making some pancakes?
11:53One poster in the cafe isn't going to cut it.
12:00Well,
12:01let's see how we get on, shall we?
12:05You want to really publicise it.
12:07We should certainly be using the practice website.
12:09I mean, it's important.
12:11Claudette, you are quite, er...
12:13forgive me,
12:14evangelical about all this.
12:16I have my reasons.
12:17I lost a brother to prostate cancer.
12:25Oh.
12:27Oh, I'm so sorry.
12:29Yes, well,
12:30all a long time ago now.
12:33I can't believe he didn't mention it,
12:34especially with any
12:35banging on about it.
12:37He didn't make it, Liam.
12:38It's the last thing you needed to hear.
12:41And he was like you.
12:43Symptoms persisting.
12:44Him saying he'd sort it
12:45when he had a moment.
12:46Was he aware that black men
12:48are at high risk?
12:48Something like, er,
12:50one in four?
12:50Oh, yeah.
12:52He knew.
12:53But he was a man's man.
12:55Macho.
12:55And you can't say
12:57just grow up to some.
12:59Well, you pretty much did to me
13:01and I'm very grateful.
13:04Good.
13:05Now, off you go to work
13:06before we all start getting sentimental.
13:09Yes, quite right.
13:10OK, I'll see you later.
13:13Ah, just in time.
13:16House rules.
13:18Breakfast is at 7.30.
13:20I want notice
13:21if you're not going to be in
13:22for your evening meal.
13:23I need your bedsheets
13:24on Monday morning,
13:25no guests after ten
13:26and no ladies staying over.
13:29Oh.
13:30I'll, um,
13:31try and resist the temptation.
13:33That's fine.
13:35Good.
13:36I'm just nipping to the shops.
13:38Are you here
13:39for any particular reason?
13:41Er, well, er...
13:41He's just going to help me unpack.
13:44It's been a while
13:44since I've had a proper bedroom,
13:45you know.
13:46Well, it's not a prison cell, so...
13:48Good.
13:49Cos that bag
13:49is making my sitting room
13:51look untidy.
13:52I'll be back directly.
13:55Just so you know,
14:00she won't have a problem
14:01with you being gay.
14:02Her grandson was.
14:03Right, well...
14:04I won't be making a point
14:07to tell her any time soon, so...
14:08Oh.
14:11I'm just not quite ready
14:12to be
14:13out and proud yet, so...
14:16Seriously?
14:17Look, after everything
14:18we went through inside?
14:20It's just the way
14:21that I want to play it, so...
14:22For now,
14:24just keep us
14:25on the down low.
14:26Right?
14:26OK, yeah.
14:30Don't look me like that.
14:32Didn't exactly
14:32big up our marital status
14:34to Alan, did you?
14:40Right?
14:42Have you been avoiding me?
14:44Cos you sure as hell
14:45aren't answering your phone.
14:46Did you speak to Tim?
14:50Yeah.
14:51Yeah, he's pacified.
14:53You'll be getting
14:53a discount next time.
14:54We cannot take a dent
14:55in our reputation.
14:57Oh, Mum.
14:58Well, it shouldn't have been me
14:59dealing with April's
15:00little meltdown.
15:01That's your job.
15:02I did try and call her.
15:04I know.
15:07I saw.
15:08And look,
15:09I've spoken to her.
15:11We won't have a problem
15:12with her next time.
15:12In fact,
15:14I had an inquiry
15:14from a regular.
15:16We could set April
15:16up with him tomorrow.
15:17No.
15:18She needs a few days
15:19to pull herself back together
15:20and use one of the others.
15:21OK, OK.
15:22Whatever you say.
15:23Try thinking occasionally.
15:27Meantime,
15:28elsewhere,
15:29got a job for Dylan.
15:31Good.
15:32Let's hope he can manage it
15:33without screwing up, eh?
15:36Change the habit
15:36of a lifetime.
15:42Just wondering
15:43if I should be paranoid.
15:44No, don't be daft.
15:46Look,
15:49Aaron's just got out
15:50of a marriage himself,
15:51as it happens,
15:52to my brother,
15:54John.
15:56He didn't go well.
15:57It didn't go well
15:58as in
15:58John tried to kill him.
16:01I'm sorry, what?
16:02It's a long story,
16:08which I will explain,
16:09but for now,
16:10it's all a bit raw for Aaron
16:12and I didn't want to
16:13rub his nose in it.
16:15Right, so I've definitely
16:16got nothing to worry about.
16:17No.
16:18No, I promise.
16:20Good.
16:21We could, uh,
16:26go upstairs.
16:28You can help me unpack.
16:31I could show you my scar.
16:34You got that scar saving me?
16:37You'd save me first.
16:43Guess who I found outside?
16:45Hi again.
16:46Still here?
16:49Oh, yeah.
16:50Yeah,
16:50got distracted
16:51looking through these.
16:52Ah, my pride and joy.
16:54Oh, Lord,
16:55here we go.
16:56Look,
16:57before you get into that,
16:58help me put
16:59the bags away.
17:03Anyone fancy a brew?
17:04Yes, please.
17:05Er, no, actually.
17:08I've, er,
17:08got to run to work.
17:10Oh, you've finished your shift.
17:12Yeah.
17:12Um,
17:13we're a bit short-staffed
17:14at the moment,
17:15so I'm covering.
17:16Right.
17:17So I'll see you later then, yeah?
17:18Er, no.
17:19No, no, no,
17:20not today.
17:20Er, I'm gonna be working
17:21until the early hours.
17:23But hey,
17:23I'll see you tomorrow.
17:27I know she feels let down.
17:29I didn't want her to go.
17:31And I was feeling let down too
17:32and hurt
17:32after everything that happened
17:33with Leo.
17:34Yeah, it don't mean
17:35she don't care, though,
17:36Marlon.
17:37Either way,
17:38I wish I got to see more of her.
17:41That's a good look, isn't it?
17:42Needy dad.
17:45Blimey,
17:45I'm gonna be late for work.
17:47That's all right,
17:47you get going,
17:48I'll finish up here.
17:51Yeah,
17:52maybe I will.
17:54Thanks for the chat.
17:59Marlon?
18:03April's gonna be fine,
18:03all right.
18:04She loves her family
18:05and she ain't going anywhere.
18:08Neither of us are.
18:10Mainly because we're both
18:11skimmed out of time.
18:13At least you've got a depot job.
18:15Yeah.
18:16Yeah, yeah,
18:16covers, basics.
18:18Well, look,
18:18if you need some extra cash,
18:20why not do more pot washing
18:21at the pub?
18:22I don't think Chas
18:23would be right pleased.
18:23I'll square it with Chas.
18:25Tomorrow.
18:26Tomorrow,
18:2710 a.m.
18:27Yeah.
18:29Yeah,
18:30that'd be great.
18:32Look,
18:33I'll try and help you
18:34spend more time with April.
18:37You know,
18:38she might come and visit
18:39when I'm doing pot washing
18:40that.
18:40She might be a bit more
18:41chatty if it's not
18:42forced or whatever.
18:45A point.
18:47Thanks.
18:48And thanks for today.
18:52Do you know what?
18:54I'm really glad
18:56she's got you
18:56looking out for her.
19:06So.
19:09Kev.
19:12What about when?
19:14Well, he was your cellmate.
19:15How come you never
19:16mentioned him before?
19:18You know,
19:19I don't like talking
19:19about what I'm inside.
19:21Okay.
19:23It's just the mate.
19:26Robert,
19:27I have been there,
19:28remember?
19:28I know what it's like.
19:30And I also know
19:31what it's like
19:31when you get locked up
19:31with somebody
19:32that you get on with.
19:34You look out
19:34for each other.
19:36You get close.
19:39Okay.
19:40Before you go any further,
19:41I'm just saying
19:42that I would understand
19:44if there's anything
19:44you want to tell me.
19:45it's like I said,
19:49there's nothing to tell.
19:50It's just the mate.
19:51Robert,
19:53I've already told you
19:54I don't like talking about it.
19:58That part of my life
19:59is over.
19:59You must be relieved
20:07they're not taking it
20:08any further.
20:09I can't tell you.
20:11I mean,
20:11it seemed a bit much
20:12getting the police involved
20:13because a kid
20:14sends a photo around.
20:16Technology
20:16is a wonderful thing.
20:18Well,
20:19the kids don't realise
20:19the consequences.
20:21Sure as hell
20:21don't realise
20:22they might be committing
20:22a crime.
20:24Exactly.
20:25It's not Carl's fault,
20:26is it?
20:27He's as much a victim
20:27as Clemmie.
20:29It's so nice to hear
20:29you're making excuses
20:30for him.
20:31I wasn't.
20:32Oh,
20:33you did not hear that right.
20:34Have you got any idea
20:35what Clemmie's going through
20:36right now?
20:38Jill,
20:38let's just get a drink.
20:39Maybe you shouldn't
20:39earwig in private conversations.
20:41Oh,
20:41I see where your kids
20:42get it from.
20:43The whole dodging
20:43responsibilities thing,
20:45yeah.
20:46Meaning what exactly?
20:47Meaning you clearly
20:48think this is okay.
20:50What Carl did.
20:51The only problem
20:51was that he got caught,
20:52right?
20:53I didn't say that.
20:54Oh,
20:54am I misinterpreting this?
20:56It's not the time or place.
20:57So Clemmie
20:58isn't traumatised
20:59by the fact that
21:00her photo is all
21:01over the internet,
21:02that she might have
21:03to leave schools
21:03and this is going
21:04to follow her around forever.
21:05Joe.
21:06We're all sorry
21:07for what happened.
21:08Yeah,
21:08but you're not telling Carl.
21:09He's completely guiltless
21:11in this entire thing
21:11even though it was
21:12his fault.
21:13Makes you think,
21:13doesn't it?
21:14Makes you wonder
21:14about Angelica.
21:15Maybe you told her
21:15that killing Bob's son
21:16was all fine and dandy
21:17as well.
21:18Jimmy!
21:22Well,
21:23it makes no difference
21:24either way now,
21:24does it?
21:25The police
21:26aren't proceeding
21:28any further.
21:30Yeah.
21:31Okay.
21:33But you know me,
21:34Jimmy.
21:35You know my family.
21:36Justice comes
21:37in many forms.
21:40Let's just see
21:40see how this manifests
21:41for you and yours.
21:42Let's see.
22:10I'll just see you next one.
22:15Bye.
22:17Bye.
22:17Bye.
22:17Bye.
22:17Bye.
22:18Bye.
22:19Bye.
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