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Boxes & Boiling: The Mac & Cheese Role Playing Game | BoxMac 191
The Cheese Wiz has set the BoxMac crew off on a harrowing adventure in the new tabletop role playing game: Boxes & Boiling (B&B). Join us as we stop the curses infecting the Mega Noodle, The Big Cheese, the Red Cow Minotaur, and finally, Madame Mix-In, to collect ingredients and make a mac worthy of our quest!
Download the player's manual at https://www.redcow.tv/bb.
Full soundtrack available at https://redcow.tv/music/bb-boxes-boiling-soundtrack/.
Edited by Frankie
B&B Created by Jon
Sculptures and player cards by Matt
Cinematography by EJ
Sound by Zach and Nina
Special guest star Levi - @YourCaptainSpeaking-MK-1
Hand painted B&B manual cover by Konrad Słodowicz (@kslodowicz.art)
0:00 - Setting off on the quest
6:55 - Mega Noodle Battle
12:44 - The Big Cheese Battle
20:36 - Partaking of the cheese
22:30 - Red Cow Minotaur Battle
28:08 - Meat Riddles
29:48 - Madame Mix-in
32:34 - Searching for mix-ins
35:23 - A victorious cauldron
36:37 - Cooking the Quest Mac
38:54 - Singing Mak’arin, Chee’zarun
39:50 - Standard BoxMac content
47:12 - LOTR Style Credits
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The Cheese Wiz has set the BoxMac crew off on a harrowing adventure in the new tabletop role playing game: Boxes & Boiling (B&B). Join us as we stop the curses infecting the Mega Noodle, The Big Cheese, the Red Cow Minotaur, and finally, Madame Mix-In, to collect ingredients and make a mac worthy of our quest!
Download the player's manual at https://www.redcow.tv/bb.
Full soundtrack available at https://redcow.tv/music/bb-boxes-boiling-soundtrack/.
Edited by Frankie
B&B Created by Jon
Sculptures and player cards by Matt
Cinematography by EJ
Sound by Zach and Nina
Special guest star Levi - @YourCaptainSpeaking-MK-1
Hand painted B&B manual cover by Konrad Słodowicz (@kslodowicz.art)
0:00 - Setting off on the quest
6:55 - Mega Noodle Battle
12:44 - The Big Cheese Battle
20:36 - Partaking of the cheese
22:30 - Red Cow Minotaur Battle
28:08 - Meat Riddles
29:48 - Madame Mix-in
32:34 - Searching for mix-ins
35:23 - A victorious cauldron
36:37 - Cooking the Quest Mac
38:54 - Singing Mak’arin, Chee’zarun
39:50 - Standard BoxMac content
47:12 - LOTR Style Credits
🙏 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/redcowentertainment
👕 Merch: https://redcowentertainment.com/store/
✅ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYvgalxiHFL3uHANR0BC4Xg?sub_confirmation=1
👩🏻 Website: https://www.redcowentertainment.com
🕑 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@redcowentertainment
🐦 Twitter: https://twitter.com/redcowent
🤳 Instagram: https://instagram.com/redcowentertainment
👍 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RedCowEntertainment
🎙️ Red Cow Arcade: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJWaXzdM3BHjg3UYi-hyOPg
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00:00Welcome, everyone, to the BoxMac B&B Adventure!
00:28What does B stand for in B&B?
00:31I thought I just did it for B.
00:33I'm so excited that you've all gathered here today to play our BoxMac B&B Adventure.
00:39I am the Cheez Whiz, and I will be the guide for this adventure through the wonderful land of Cheddarathal.
00:48Our characters have been pre-created and pre-assigned for everyone.
00:52Frankie, today you will be playing the Noodle Knight.
00:55Could you please read out your character description for us?
00:58Born guardian of Pasta Palace, Sir Rodo Cavatappi abandoned courtly life when the cauldron dimmed.
01:04He believes a true noodle bends but never breaks.
01:08And here is your character.
01:11These beautiful prop cards created by Matthew.
01:13Matthew, will you please read your character?
01:16Professor Rolo L. Bubble, once head chief of the Elemental Culinary Institute, manipulates water moods for gentle simmer to raging boil.
01:28I am the boil man, sir.
01:30Yes.
01:31Zach, would you please?
01:32I am the cheese keeper, brother carefully, monk of the sacred ride.
01:36I commune nightly with aging wheels to learn their ancient secrets.
01:40And here is your card.
01:42Levi, if you would please read your character.
01:45I am the spork, a masked outlaw from utensilia.
01:49The spork wields equal parts stealth and seasoning, robbing the bland to spice the brave.
01:56And here is your character card.
01:58Excellent.
01:59For those wondering, who the heck is this new guy?
02:02I was wondering that.
02:03Levi has been on Red Cow Arcade, our podcast.
02:06He produced the Box Mac VHS tape.
02:08So if you got one of those, it was shipped by him, it was produced by him, it was edited by him.
02:13It took a really long time.
02:15Gloria, if you would please read your character description.
02:17A palm-sized fairy whipped from cream butter and a stiff glitter.
02:22Butterbean left the seasoning packet to prove tiny brights can change the world.
02:30Excellent job.
02:31And here is your character card.
02:33I love it.
02:35I love it.
02:37I love it.
02:38Did I mention I love it?
02:40Alright.
02:41Here's our scenario for our session today.
02:44The green curdled moon has reawakened the Moldmancer's ancient sprite.
02:49Four ingredient guardians are bound by the echo of his curse.
02:53If they stay chained, the comfort food will curdle and the rivers of Bechamel will run sour.
02:59And the fondue keeps Great Cauldron will go cold.
03:02You don't want any of that to be happening.
03:04Did you say something about a sprite?
03:06Like the sprite awakened?
03:07Yes.
03:08A cursed sprite awakened.
03:09But you're a good sprite.
03:10Oh.
03:11Okay.
03:12I am your cheese whiz and I appear to you now to send you on an important and critical
03:19quest to free these four guardians from their curses.
03:23Take from each one a token.
03:25A token that you will use to put into the cauldron to create a wonderful new macaroni and cheese that will keep our land in comfort and in happiness.
03:36I command you as the cheese whiz to do this in my name.
03:41Okay.
03:43And you have my axe.
03:45And you, and you have, and you have my butter.
03:49And you have my mitts.
03:51And you have my AI.
03:52And you have my AI.
03:56Gloria, this is just like Magic Quest at Great Wolf Lodge.
03:59Except, you know, cheaper.
04:00Wait, you were talking, oh yeah, the crisp sprite?
04:04Oh yeah, that's my grandma.
04:05She's been sleeping for 180 years.
04:08I believe it.
04:09Look, you've got somebody improvising.
04:10Yeah, I love it.
04:11That's right.
04:12Get into your character.
04:13Are you supposed to do that?
04:14Or is it like, wait a minute.
04:15No, no, absolutely.
04:16You can do whatever you want.
04:17Play it up.
04:18Do whatever you want.
04:19It's like acting choices.
04:20Your players feed you story elements and you're like, yes.
04:24That's what we're running with.
04:25Right.
04:26Yes and.
04:27Gloria, what's the first rule of improvisation?
04:29Yes and.
04:30Yeah, yeah, you got it.
04:31She knows it.
04:32The tokens that you retrieve after you defeat these monsters will determine what pastas
04:37cheeses, meats and add-ons are used in our Mac that we will make today.
04:44The Cheez Whiz will travel with you, not in my regal form, but as an ethereal ball that
04:50you can summon if you get stuck during any part of your adventure.
04:54I must remain here at the Cheese Keep to ensure that while things are still stable,
05:01that I can keep them as stable as possible.
05:04When you play real D&D, does everybody act this dorky?
05:06No.
05:07Sometimes?
05:08Yeah, it really depends on the player.
05:11Welcome, my friends.
05:12Today.
05:15There has to be some showmanship.
05:17You're the ringmaster.
05:18We will go deep inside this wonderful game.
05:21Well, you got to get people into it because if you're just like, yeah, guys, whatever,
05:24I guess we're, there are some awful DMs.
05:27John's not one of them.
05:28I'm trying to play it up a little, you know, get some energy going.
05:30He's getting into the spirit of us.
05:32Yes.
05:33The first battle you must face.
05:35Me?
05:36He's looking right at me.
05:37We're together.
05:38Oh, alright.
05:39All five of you must face, you must travel to the dunes of the cracked macaroni.
05:45Okay.
05:46To face Mega Noodle.
05:48Mega Noodle.
05:49Right off the bat, huh?
05:50You're right off the bat.
05:51It's a cold open.
05:52Was this made with AI?
05:53It's a cold open.
05:54So travel on your way to the first scenario, the Hollow Pasta Plains.
06:00Oh no, not the Hollow Pasta Plains.
06:03Oh yeah, Queen.
06:04Oh no.
06:06Models haven't crossed the Hollow Pasta Plains for the last century.
06:10I was just here last week.
06:11Cheese Keeper, I shall give you my orb.
06:15Okay.
06:16As you are a member of my order, you may summon me if you are stuck on your adventure and you need additional assistance.
06:23Also, just remember that I'm actually not butter.
06:28It's just that because I'm a...
06:30Actually, I am technically made out of butter, just don't eat me even though I'm made out of delicious butter.
06:35We will resist.
06:36To summon me, just toss the ball in the air and I shall appear as an ethereal vision to you.
06:42Now, on your way to the Pasta Plains of Mega Noodle.
06:46I'm going to pull down my beard just a little bit here.
06:48Okay, I like your blue and your yellow.
06:50Yes.
06:51I love everyone's costume, by the way.
06:52Do I look good?
06:53You look wonderful, Gloria, and I love your lantern.
06:55The party travels to the Hollow Pasta Plains with dunes of cracked macaroni rotting underfoot.
07:03Ew.
07:04Leading to sunken ravine with a glassy starch web all over the place.
07:09At its center, an enormous corkscrew noodle...
07:13Oh, that's cool.
07:14...lides like a trapped serpent with arms that flail out from it, flinging off clouds of salty steam.
07:22Okay.
07:23Does it sense our presence?
07:24It does not seem to notice you at all currently.
07:26It is so trapped with deep within webs, there's a ball, a central ball and noodles spark out from it into the air.
07:35And the steam comes off and it's all trapped deep within webs.
07:39And I present to you, your first foe.
07:43The Mega Noodle.
07:46Dude, you made this?
07:48This is awesome.
07:49That is fantastic.
07:50Hi, Uncle Jerry!
07:51Guys, meet my Uncle Jerry.
07:53So what do we do, John?
07:55I mean, Cheez Whiz?
07:57The Cheez Whiz is not with you.
07:59If you need the help of the Cheez Whiz, you must have him summoned.
08:02Right now, the monster does not seem to notice you.
08:04He's just, he's stuck deep in these webs.
08:07You have your abilities, you have your skills.
08:09What are you going to do to try to tackle this monster?
08:12Because you know that you must free it from its curse.
08:14I know what to do.
08:15What?
08:16I'm going to try, oh yeah, it's Glitter Zap, magic roll.
08:19Before we attack, is it possible we could reason with it?
08:23It does not notice you, it is so wrapped within these starchy webs,
08:27it doesn't even acknowledge your presence at all.
08:30Then why do we need to attack it?
08:31You must free it from its curse, that's your charge from the Cheez Whiz.
08:35Gloria has a point.
08:37We weren't sent to defeat it, we just have to free it.
08:40If we cut it free from its webs, it should be able to leave.
08:43Can you wash away the starch?
08:45Let me see.
08:46Does anybody have an attack that doesn't attack?
08:48I have a spell called Rapid Boil that instantly melts webs.
08:53Softens rind, extinguishes flames, so...
08:56Perhaps I could cast that.
08:58Yes!
08:59What a very situational spell that you have for this scenario and adventure.
09:04It was supposed to be a little more thickly veiled than that, but that's okay.
09:07Look, there's a lot of coordination to go through.
09:10A profound puzzle.
09:12It might be that Matt can help.
09:14How many chances do I get?
09:16As long as it's not a one, you will succeed.
09:19He rolled a three.
09:21Good job.
09:22The starchy webs melt away.
09:25Oh!
09:27The creature notices you.
09:29It does not seem happy.
09:31It seems very pissed off that it has been covered in boiled water.
09:35I am very pissed off.
09:37It's coming right for you, Matt.
09:39Can I try to interact with it to see if I can reason with it?
09:42You certainly can.
09:43Hail.
09:45You have covered me in boiling water and then you say hail?
09:53You shall be my meal.
09:56Can I try to reason with it?
09:57Perhaps the sprite can reason.
09:59I'm sorry that he has covered you in boiling water.
10:01The reason that he had to do that was because it's a spell that would three you from your webs.
10:06I don't care.
10:07He was just trying to help you.
10:08He has attacked me and I am injured now.
10:10We can help you not be injured.
10:12We can take you in for a few days.
10:14Did someone heal her?
10:15Oh right!
10:16I can heal!
10:17Oh my god!
10:18What am I doing?
10:19Okay.
10:20Oh my god!
10:21It's called heart and it's two plus.
10:25So I have to get more than two?
10:27So you have to roll your dice and then you add two to it.
10:32Three plus two is five!
10:34You heal him for five damage.
10:37I'm feeling a little less pissed off.
10:40I feel much better now.
10:43I am so pleased that you have been able to help me feel better.
10:50You have avoided combat in this particular case.
10:53Through diplomacy.
10:54Yeah.
10:55Good job, Gloria.
10:56Good job.
10:57Good excellent use of skills, Gloria.
10:59Thank you!
11:00I helped!
11:01I did it!
11:02You have done excellent in freeing me from this portion of the curse.
11:07However, there is a duty you must now undertake.
11:11Gloria.
11:12Yes?
11:13As the person who saved me and healed me from my rage, you must now make an important decision.
11:20From the ground, three pillars rise up.
11:24Okay.
11:25That sounds pretty cool.
11:26The three pillars have symbols on them.
11:28That's also pretty cool.
11:30One is a bridge.
11:32That's less cool.
11:33One is a canoe.
11:35That's less cool again.
11:36And one is a pumpkin.
11:38That's even less cool.
11:39A pumpkin, a bridge, and a canoe.
11:42And the beholder says to you, choose one.
11:47This will determine what you select for the pasta for our cauldron.
11:54It could be a riddle.
11:55Perhaps it's pasta that would be close to water.
11:58Perhaps it represents water.
12:00Well, a pumpkin is still food and I want to get us sick.
12:03But I feel, I feel like I should do the vote because then we could go across water, but
12:10I don't think a canoe would taste very good.
12:13It's representative.
12:15I don't think it's actually, we're not going to be boiling canoes.
12:18Canoe it is.
12:20Does the team confirm her vote?
12:22Yes.
12:23Then canoes it shall be.
12:25Canoes everywhere.
12:27Ah, canoodle.
12:29The other pillars sink down into the ground.
12:32And out of the remaining pillar pours a bevy of beautiful canoe shaped pasta.
12:40You must now head to the greater crags.
12:43Who's Craig?
12:44Yes.
12:45Knife sharp cliffs rise like giant box grater faces.
12:49A squat titan of aged rind waltz in the shadows as a giant skeleton.
12:56Each breath releasing a sharp fiery nutty aroma that stings your eyes.
13:03Here is the creature you will be facing.
13:06The big cheese.
13:08And it has a force field around it.
13:10It notices you immediately and comes directly towards the noodle knight.
13:14Oh my gosh.
13:15Oh no.
13:16What will you do?
13:17I do taste delicious.
13:18Roll a d6 for initiative please.
13:20Levi what's yours?
13:21Three.
13:22Zach?
13:23One.
13:24Five.
13:25And you have agility plus one so you're six.
13:26Frankie?
13:27Zero agility.
13:28I rolled a five.
13:29So Gloria you're going to be going first.
13:30Wait what?
13:31The giant cheese has a orb around it and it's moving directly towards Frankie.
13:36The noodle knight.
13:37The noodle knight.
13:38What will you do?
13:39I use glitter zap.
13:40You use glitter zap.
13:41Roll your dice.
13:43Five.
13:44And you add your heart to it.
13:45That makes seven.
13:46A zap of glitter.
13:48But the shield deflects it and disperses into the air.
13:51We have to get that shield down.
13:53Frankie your turn the noodle knight.
13:54What will you do?
13:55What are my options?
13:56How does this work?
13:57More eye shadow.
13:58You can attack and you also have skills.
14:01You can use these skills once per battle.
14:03This skill is once per adventure.
14:04But these skills aren't attacks right?
14:05Some of them are.
14:06They are kind of attacks.
14:07Mine has this thing called shower the fields.
14:10That's cool but it's my turn.
14:13My attack's going to be whirling noodle blade.
14:15Let's see how I do.
14:16Okay whirling noodle blade.
14:17I rolled a six.
14:18Critical.
14:19But even though you have made an incredible strike it bounces off the shield and has no effect.
14:25Matt it is your turn.
14:26As the boilmancer what shall you do?
14:28Guess I'll rapid boil again and see if it softens that rind.
14:32Roll your rapid boil.
14:33I don't want to be a one trick pony but here I go.
14:35Six.
14:36Even though you have made an incredible usage of your rapid boil.
14:39There's no way to get it down.
14:40The shield seems unaffected and the water just passes right into steam.
14:44Levi the Spork it is your turn.
14:46Alright.
14:47Do I see anything around us?
14:49Anything that stands out?
14:50An object?
14:51Artifact?
14:52There is tons of melted cheese rivers all over the place.
14:56There are sharp crags of very hard moldy cheese.
15:00I was hoping there would be something I could lift.
15:02Um.
15:03I'm going to use silent stir and just go into sneak mode so I can hopefully stay out of sight so I have more time for planning.
15:08Now it is the turn of the skull itself and it's going to attack the noodle knight.
15:14Bro.
15:15And it hits.
15:16How much damage does it do?
15:17You take two damage.
15:20Weak.
15:21You only have five HP so you might want to think about healing.
15:26I am going to try my sharp rebuke which emits a sonic cheese grater screech to see if we can maybe sonically pierce the shield.
15:34Six.
15:35The words travel hard and grate against the shield and it looks like it vibrates a little but the shield remains intact.
15:42How can we take this down?
15:44We might have to ask the Wiz.
15:47So I could heal up Frankie.
15:49Yes.
15:50The noodle knight.
15:51Dad or noodle knife.
15:52It says shower the field.
15:53It's a very special ability you can only use once in the whole adventure.
15:57What?
15:58Shower the field.
15:59All allies get one on every roll before one full round.
16:04Yes.
16:05So it makes us better and it makes the monsters worse.
16:08Okay.
16:09Well I'm not doing that one.
16:10Okay.
16:11Because I can only use it once in the whole game.
16:13Yes.
16:14That's right.
16:15So I don't think I have any like good abilities right now.
16:17So I think I'm just going to heal up Frankie.
16:19Roll your dice.
16:20You succeed.
16:21Noodle knight you regain two hit points.
16:24Noodle knight you are next.
16:25My attack is whirling noodle blade and then I've got these other abilities.
16:28Starch shield.
16:29Before an ally is hit interpose.
16:31Maybe if you use your shield against his shield it will cancel out?
16:34What are we rigging the game here?
16:36Issue a spiraling war cry.
16:38That's elbow rally.
16:39Doesn't sound like anything.
16:40No.
16:41All right.
16:42I'll roll for starch shields because Matt told me to.
16:43Okay.
16:44Isn't that a reaction though?
16:45It is a reaction.
16:46But you can use it against this creature if you would like to.
16:49The effect will be you will bash it with your shield.
16:51Let's see what happens.
16:53Three.
16:54You succeed.
16:55But it bounces off the shield having no effect.
16:58What do we do about the shield?
17:01Can we summon Yawn?
17:03He's the only one because he has the ore.
17:05Yeah he has the ore.
17:06But right now it is your turn Boilmancer.
17:08What will you do?
17:09Can we try to reason with it?
17:11There doesn't seem to be any reasoning.
17:12I don't think there's any intelligence.
17:13It is out for blood.
17:14Okay.
17:15I mean look at this thing.
17:16Are you going to reason with this?
17:17I'll use my own shield and do a bubble barrier which conjures a wall of steam.
17:22And next range attack against the party suffers too.
17:25Okay.
17:27You succeed.
17:28A shield of steam comes around you and floats around the other players as well.
17:33I am going to ready an attack so when the shield comes down then I'll strike.
17:39Just a regular attack?
17:40Yep.
17:41Just a regular attack I'll ready it.
17:42It is ready and it will apply as soon as the shield is removed.
17:46Now it is the turn of the monster itself.
17:51Nice.
17:52It does not hit.
17:53Zack it is your turn.
17:54What shall you do?
17:55Summon the Cheez Whiz.
17:56The Cheez Whiz!
17:58How is your adventure going?
18:05Not well.
18:06Can I offer you advice of some kind?
18:08We need to take down this cheese's shield.
18:11Ah, I have seen shields like this before.
18:14Or you could soften the shield perhaps.
18:18That might work.
18:19You could vibrate the shield.
18:22We tried that.
18:23Or you could strike it with a direct hit of a spice perhaps.
18:30Does anybody have spices?
18:31I have a paprika pounce.
18:33So he's readied his attack.
18:34Yeah, I am the only paprika.
18:37Cause you steal spices right?
18:39Robbing the bland to spice the brave.
18:42You spice your paprika and it breaks the shield.
18:46Hell yeah.
18:47Into a million pieces and it settles to the ground.
18:49Took ya long enough, spork.
18:51Until we knew.
18:52Until we knew.
18:53Okay.
18:54The shield is completely gone.
18:56I'm trying to fix my code.
18:57The Cheez Whiz gets hot and takes his yellow thing off.
19:02And he shaved a little bit.
19:03Time to strike lads.
19:04How'd you get that through the airport by the way?
19:06Um, I had to check it.
19:08Yeah, that's three.
19:09Three damage.
19:10All right.
19:11And now I will use my fondue lash.
19:14Okay.
19:15Use your fondue lash.
19:16Now we're cooking.
19:17That should hit eight.
19:18Eight hits for sure.
19:19Gloria, it's your turn.
19:20What will you do?
19:21Wait, why does he get technically like two turns?
19:24He said the commune was a free action.
19:25Yes.
19:26You commune with the cheese wizard for free.
19:28We could try Glitter Zap, I guess.
19:31Roll for Glitter Zap.
19:33Oh.
19:34A one.
19:35All right, Noodle Knight.
19:36We're gonna do our standard attack.
19:37Do it.
19:38The Whirling Noodle Blade.
19:39Let's do it, please.
19:40Whirling Noodle Blade.
19:41Let's shred this guy.
19:42No!
19:43Whirl!
19:44Now it is the turn of the big cheese,
19:47and he turns his attention from the Noodle Knight,
19:49moves away, and focuses on you as the person
19:52who has destroyed his shield.
19:54He does hit you.
19:55He does two damage.
19:56Oh, jeez.
19:57Wait, but I can heal two damage.
19:59You already healed the Noodle Knight,
20:01so you can't use that again.
20:02Zach, it is your turn.
20:03What shall you do?
20:04I'm going to use my melt and mend on the sport
20:07to heal him.
20:08Excellent.
20:10I'm going to go with Glitter Zap.
20:12Go ahead.
20:13Let's see how you do.
20:14Critical hit!
20:15Woo!
20:16Excellent job!
20:17Double dice or double damage?
20:18It normally does one damage.
20:19It's gonna do two damage.
20:21It's looking pretty beat up,
20:22and it's starting to melt around the edges.
20:24Okay, I'm gonna try again
20:25with the Whirling Noodle Blade.
20:26Critical hit!
20:27Critical hit!
20:28One damage, and that's doubled to two,
20:30and the big cheese is defeated.
20:32It shakes and then explodes into cheesy shards.
20:37Out of the explosion, you notice that there are four distinct collections of cheese.
20:42Can I, like, put some in a bottle and make it, like, my new makeup?
20:46You can take some cheese for makeup, absolutely.
20:49Okay.
20:50Try the four cheeses and vote in order as to which you think would be the best for the cauldron.
20:58So this all blew out of that thing that we just killed?
21:00Is this sanitary?
21:01Oh, yeah.
21:02Yes.
21:03Blew right out of them.
21:04It's the medieval times.
21:05We don't care about it.
21:06It is closed ballot.
21:07So you write on your card what you think would be the best one.
21:09I think number one and number three might be what I like.
21:12You haven't even tried them yet.
21:13Number one tastes a little bit like a smoked Gouda, okay?
21:15Yep.
21:16Two is like a Parmesan.
21:17It's okay.
21:18I like the first one better.
21:19Number one is good.
21:20I love number one.
21:21Number three?
21:22Mild cheddar.
21:23Mild cheddar.
21:24It's definitely a mild.
21:25Number one isn't good.
21:26It's just not good for me, but I think it would taste really good in a Mac.
21:29And then the fourth one is similar to the second one.
21:32The fourth one's a cheddar, definitely.
21:34Yeah.
21:35A sharper.
21:36That was a sharper.
21:37Yeah.
21:38Write your votes on your cards.
21:39Partake of the cheese.
21:41Number two is horrible.
21:42So what's your favorite?
21:43Three.
21:44My second favorite is one.
21:46My third favorite is four.
21:49The one that I hate is two.
21:50We're going to end up picking a cheese she doesn't like it.
21:53Because we're a bunch of grown ass men.
21:55I folded it in a very distinct way.
21:57You did a great job.
21:58Did you try the cheeses?
22:00I did.
22:01And I voted.
22:02I voted for number one.
22:03Really?
22:04And then number two was number four.
22:05Wait, number two was number four for me.
22:07You hated that the least?
22:09No, I hated that the best.
22:11I hated it the best.
22:12I hated it the best.
22:13We have a winner.
22:14Cheese number one.
22:16The Gouda.
22:17Hell yeah.
22:18The smoked Gouda has won the day.
22:19Who else voted for it?
22:20Mmm.
22:21Nobody voted it for number one.
22:22It just got a lot of number twos.
22:23I guess so.
22:24The runner up was the Parmigiano Romano.
22:27Number four was the sharp cheddar.
22:29And number three was the mild cheddar.
22:31Quickly, we travel onward.
22:32All your skills now are refreshed except I don't think anybody's using counter skills yet.
22:36What about HP?
22:37Does that refresh to you?
22:38HP is restored.
22:39Now you enter the domain of the Red Cow Minotaur.
22:44Blood red torchlight flickers across shifting stone corridors marbled with fat white veining.
22:50The air tastes of smoked beef.
22:52Distant hoofbeats echo as walls slide, reshaping the walls as the creature moves around.
23:00Oh my lord.
23:02Oh.
23:03Look at this.
23:04The Minotaur does not seem to notice you as you enter.
23:06He seems to be humming a song stuck in a trance.
23:10I'm also in a trance by looking at those triceps.
23:14Look at those quads.
23:15The Boilmancer is attracted.
23:18To the big slab of beef.
23:20Regardless of your attraction to the Minotaur, he continues to hum.
23:26Roll to seduce the Minotaur.
23:28Roll to see if this will work out.
23:30I'm going to compliment him on his huge pecs.
23:33Do it.
23:34Three.
23:35A lame compliment.
23:37To notice, hey Minotaur you got nice pecs.
23:39He just keeps humming.
23:40The compliment does not penetrate and neither does Matt.
23:43I want to vote for the team that we move on to the next one and do this one later.
23:47The door suddenly closes you are trapped.
23:51The bosses will be fought in order please.
23:53We've got to break his trance.
23:54I mean I could try to rebuke him.
23:56It's a sonic attack.
23:57All right.
23:58Give it a try Zach.
23:59Oh a six.
24:00He suddenly becomes aware.
24:02That ought to rebuke the hell out of him.
24:05But then he settles back into his trance.
24:12Would you like to eat a cheesecake with Ronald McDonald?
24:17All right maybe we just attack this guy.
24:19I slather him in olive oil.
24:20Look you better roll for that.
24:22You already tried to charm him once.
24:24Should I just attack his ass?
24:26I mean he doesn't seem like a bad guy.
24:28Yeah but we've got to break the curse.
24:30I'm doing it.
24:31I'm attacking.
24:32You could try dousing him.
24:35Since you're so attractive.
24:36All right I'm doing it.
24:38Critical hit.
24:39He suddenly comes alive and comes to attack you.
24:42Combat begins.
24:43Please roll initiative.
24:47Red cow Minotaur.
24:49Sexy Minotaur.
24:51Beat back my soul.
24:53Beat back my soul.
24:54With cow Minotaur.
24:57Sexy Minotaur.
24:58Hey.
24:59Beat back my soul.
25:04May I go see the bathroom?
25:05Yeah.
25:06I rolled a six.
25:07Six for Zach.
25:08Six.
25:09I need a six.
25:10One.
25:11One.
25:12You're too enthralled by his back.
25:15I will again use sharp rebuke.
25:17Sharp rebuke.
25:18Cause it will affect his attack roll since he's going for it.
25:21Oh god no.
25:22I rolled a one.
25:23Critical miss.
25:24Frankie the Noodle Knight.
25:25It's your turn.
25:26Just a regular attack.
25:27Three.
25:28One damage.
25:29Very good.
25:30Let's go for the paprika bounce.
25:31That old hat.
25:32I don't have other things.
25:33Everything else is about sneaking.
25:34Sneaking and paprika.
25:35Six.
25:36Not natural.
25:37That should just be the one damage.
25:38Suddenly he breaks out of his trance.
25:40He is infuriated that he has been attacked and injured.
25:44So he comes directly for you Levi.
25:47Everyone else has hit him.
25:49He hits you critical hit.
25:50Oh god.
25:51Oh god.
25:52Four damage.
25:53I guess I'm gonna attack him.
25:56One.
25:57You miss.
25:58We're all gonna die here.
25:59TPK.
26:00The red cow minotaur is turned off.
26:02He flexes both butt cheeks and turns the other way.
26:05I slap them.
26:07Turns the other cheek.
26:08Levi's looking really rough.
26:10He only has one hit point left.
26:12I'll just use my healing I guess.
26:14Excellent.
26:15Roll your d6.
26:16It succeeds.
26:17Two hit points.
26:18If I get hit like that again, guys, I'm out cold.
26:21Zack, it's back to you.
26:22Do I want to heal or do I want to attack?
26:24I think we should get him.
26:25Yeah, I'm gonna try my fondue lash.
26:28Roll for your fondue lash.
26:29Five.
26:30So that does one damage.
26:31One damage.
26:32Noodle Knight Frankie, what shall you do?
26:34Is anybody else damaged besides Levi?
26:36I think it's just me.
26:37Just him.
26:38The hell of him.
26:39Whirling Noodle Blade.
26:40Hits!
26:41How much damage?
26:42One.
26:43Levi, your turn.
26:44You could go invisible.
26:45I mean, I could just go invisible and not deal with this.
26:47I think that's exactly what I'll do.
26:48I'll go into Silent Sturb, becoming untargetable until my next attack.
26:52It is now the red cow minotaur's turn and he yells into the air a sonic scream.
26:58Roar!
27:03Everyone takes one damage except for Levi.
27:06Not being seen makes me immune to sound.
27:09Yes.
27:10If he can't see you, you can't hear it.
27:12Everybody took a point of damage.
27:13So you were 5 HP, now you're 4 HP.
27:15I gotta think about this.
27:16Can I gather materials?
27:18Um, there's no materials to gather here.
27:20Okay, shoot.
27:21There's just stone red blood walls.
27:22Then my, um, then my plan of me creating the first ever cell phone and calling help is not working.
27:29I'm gonna do Glitter Zap.
27:31Oh, it misses completely.
27:34Turns out aggressively rolling doesn't make any difference.
27:37I'm gonna attack him with magic.
27:39Good.
27:40Five.
27:41One damage.
27:42Okay, Zach, we're back at the top of the order to you.
27:43I'm going to Fondue Lash.
27:44Fondue Lash.
27:45One damage.
27:46He's looking very weak.
27:48Noodle Knight, it's your turn.
27:49Yeah.
27:50Can you finish him off?
27:51That's my job.
27:52I thought it was...
27:54I thought somebody else had his eye on that.
27:56Two, I'm doing Whirling Noodle Blade.
27:57Whirling Noodle Blade!
27:58And he is defeated!
28:00Frankie's gotten all the kills.
28:01Nice.
28:02Yeah.
28:03He looks weak, lays down for a minute, but then gets back up slowly.
28:07And he seems more calm and relaxed.
28:10You have purged me of the curse.
28:14You have done well.
28:15However, you have an additional goal to obtain.
28:18You must solve my riddles in order to select a meat for the cauldron.
28:25A meat riddle.
28:26Okay.
28:27Again, I think Matt will get it.
28:28I'm not so sure.
28:29Frankie, as the person who defeated, you will go first.
28:32Okay.
28:33You select any riddle and I will read it for you.
28:35This one.
28:36I will read you the riddle just once.
28:38And you may talk amongst yourselves and to see if you can figure out what the riddle is.
28:42But I'll need an answer in ten seconds.
28:44Ground to dust, yet shaped like worlds.
28:48I roam in seas of sauce.
28:51Palms once made me teeth on make me.
28:55A rolling fate for butchered stars.
28:59Salt.
29:00It's salt.
29:01It's salt.
29:02Now we must select another riddle.
29:04Zach, you select next.
29:05I'll just take the one closest to me.
29:07We are silent hounds.
29:10Kenneled in brine.
29:12Short of bark and tail.
29:15Freed we race the length of buns.
29:18Vienna sausage.
29:19Zach has succeeded and selected the meat.
29:22Vienna sausage!
29:23How do you know it was Vienna?
29:24It was dogs in a brine.
29:26Something about the tails.
29:27The fact that they're chopped off on both ends.
29:29Is that the one?
29:30Wow, good job.
29:31That's rude.
29:32It will be Vienna sausage hot dogs.
29:34Wait, but what was the one that we got wrong?
29:36The first one was meatballs.
29:37Oh, that would have been way better.
29:39Ground into dust?
29:40Well, it's ground meat.
29:41Yeah, okay.
29:42And also, by the way, it had to have been a meat, not salt.
29:44Listen, salt is a meat.
29:48Onward to the final boss.
29:50You enter the domain of Madame Mixon, a tall spiring tower.
29:55As you enter the tower, you hear from above what sounds like a giant mixer mixing.
30:02You walk up the stairs and you enter her circular tower and there she is, but you can barely
30:08get a vision of her because she's stuck in a giant mixing bowl spinning super fast.
30:15You can see the beautiful Madame Mixon.
30:20There's a nice spice rack.
30:21Wait, can I do more story?
30:22Wait, Mom?
30:24She also does not seem to notice you.
30:27She is so consumed whirling in her mixing bowl.
30:30She couldn't possibly notice anything.
30:32Is there any sort of switch or anything for the mixer?
30:35Do a search.
30:36See if you can find the switch.
30:37All right.
30:38Rolling perception.
30:39Four.
30:40It seems like the mixer is powered completely by magic.
30:43Hmm.
30:44You can't seem to find any mechanism by which it's spinning.
30:47Is this the final boss?
30:48Yeah.
30:49Yeah.
30:50I can attack.
30:51Want me to attack?
30:52I can hit it.
30:53Is there a reason not to hit it?
30:54Roll your attack.
30:55Two.
30:56Your sword bounces off the mixing bowl.
30:58You can't seem to even get a hit in.
31:00Can we call out to her and ask if there's some way that she knows that we can turn off the mixer?
31:06You try to ask her, but she just screams .
31:11Does anyone have a spinning attack that they can attack counter to the spinning of the bowl to maybe slow it down?
31:18I can commune with the cheese.
31:20Oh, communing with the cheese.
31:21I'm rind reading.
31:22Okay.
31:23To see if there's any way to disrupt the magic that's powering the mixer.
31:27Read me the skill again, please.
31:28Ask the GM one question about the current scene.
31:30The Kurds whisper a truthful, if cryptic, answer.
31:33Okay, okay.
31:34Her bowl can be stopped in several ways, with different abilities distributed throughout the group.
31:42What could possibly stop the bowl?
31:46Perhaps sound?
31:49Unlikely.
31:50Perhaps boiling?
31:52Unlikely.
31:53Perhaps a noodle?
31:55Unlikely.
31:57Okay.
31:58So I know mine is worthless, a noodle is worthless, and sound is worthless.
32:02What you got, Gloria?
32:03I think you might be the one.
32:04Coat ten feet.
32:05Pass in butter.
32:06What if we made her slippery?
32:08Since she's spinning and spinning.
32:10Or we can do glitter zap.
32:12That's just attacking her.
32:13Yeah, that's just attacking her.
32:14Okay, I'm gonna do slipstream.
32:16It succeeds.
32:17She suddenly becomes super slippery and slips right out of the bowl.
32:22Oh, it worked.
32:23Good work.
32:24She flirts up in the air, and then settles down right next to her mixing bowl, and starts
32:29casting a spell, and the bowl immediately stops.
32:32Good job, Gloria.
32:33You have saved me, Butterbean.
32:35I greatly appreciate you sliding me out of that bowl so that I could regain control of
32:42my magical mixer.
32:44Would you like to say something back?
32:46I'd like to compliment her on how nice her dress looks.
32:50You don't have to compliment me just because of what happened with the Minotaur.
32:56I know that you have come here for a purpose not just to remove me from the curse, but you
33:03must also select ingredients.
33:05Sadly, as you can see, my domain has been damaged by the spinning, mixing curse that I
33:13was under.
33:14So you must search and see what you can find among here to see what would be good add-ins.
33:19I will leave you to it, as I am tired and must rest.
33:24You rest.
33:25You do that.
33:26You've worked so hard.
33:27Please take anything from here that you need.
33:30I'm going to roll for a search.
33:33I rolled a three.
33:34I rolled a two.
33:35Two.
33:36Can I add my flavor modifier?
33:37Yes, you can add your flavor modifier.
33:39If you rolled a one or a two, you did not find anything.
33:42Well, Frankie, you have a flavor modifier, so you could make yours a three.
33:46Yes.
33:47You search.
33:48You find barbecue sauce.
33:51Do you want to take it or throw it aside?
33:53With the smokiness of the Gouda.
33:55You have a sausage and barbecue sauce.
33:58I don't know if I want barbecue sauce in my Mac.
34:01He lets ketchup in his Mac.
34:02I'm going to toss it.
34:03He tosses it aside.
34:04Frankie, Worcestershire sauce.
34:07Do you want Worcestershire sauce or shall you throw it aside?
34:10I want some.
34:11Yeah.
34:12Okay.
34:13Worcestershire sauce.
34:14There shall be some added.
34:15We'll sound another round of searching for everyone.
34:18Six.
34:19Six.
34:20Five.
34:21Okay.
34:22Gloria, you search.
34:23You find hot sauce.
34:25Hot sauce.
34:26Should we add hot sauce as a mix-in?
34:28No.
34:29Very good.
34:30You throw it aside.
34:31Levi, what did you get?
34:32Four.
34:33You find a packet of cheese powder.
34:36And is the box Mac real?
34:38Would you like to keep the packet of cheese powder?
34:42I would love to.
34:43Okay, Zach, what do you have?
34:44Four.
34:45You find another packet of cheese powder.
34:48Do you want to keep this packet as well?
34:50Yes.
34:51There's going to be a lot of cheese.
34:52Round out those Vienna sausages.
34:53Double cheese packet.
34:54You find a bag of peas?
34:57Absolutely.
34:59Please don't do it.
35:00Do you want to keep the bag of peas?
35:02Bad if you sabotage us now.
35:03For news.
35:04Please don't dump a bag of peas into our back.
35:06Peanut sausages.
35:07Full of country goodness green.
35:09No.
35:10Green penis.
35:11Green penis.
35:12You throw the peas aside.
35:13And finally, Frankie, fried onion strips.
35:17Will you add them?
35:18Yes.
35:19Or will you throw them aside?
35:20Yeah, we'll have them.
35:21The fried onion strips have been added.
35:22Could that be the breadcrumbs atop it?
35:24Yeah.
35:25Suddenly, the cheese whiz appears in front of you.
35:28Directly popping out of the orb.
35:30You must now return to the cauldron with your ingredients.
35:33And so we may begin the ceremony to calm the cheesy rivers.
35:40Wait, but I didn't once use my special ability.
35:43The guardians are now all freed.
35:46And you have collected all the ingredients.
35:49The party approaches the cauldron with the selected canoe macaroni.
35:54It is canoe-shaped.
35:55What would the bridge have been?
35:57The one that's shaped like a bridge.
35:59With the smoked Gouda cheese.
36:01With the Vienna mini sausages.
36:04And with our selection of mix-ins.
36:08Crispy fried onions.
36:09Worcestershire sauce.
36:11And two additional packets of cheese.
36:15I am incredibly satisfied and proud of every one of you.
36:19You have done so well to save us from this curse.
36:23And keep the rivers of cheese flowing.
36:26Your ingredient selections were perfection.
36:29Wait, but what happened to the evil sprite?
36:33My grandma.
36:34Now we're gonna cook.
36:35Huzzah!
36:36Huzzah!
36:39The cauldron has been filled.
36:41The ingredients are assembled.
36:42We must now make our Mac.
36:44Today on Box Macs!
36:45Whisk of thunder, salt of stars.
36:49Warm that heals the travel scars.
36:52Bite, bite, bite.
36:54The night grows bright.
36:56Glory in a...
36:58So the crew selected the ingredients.
37:00Mini hot dog Vienna sausage.
37:02They are already in the pot boiling.
37:04Or starting to boil.
37:05We've got our canoe-shaped pasta.
37:07Malaretus.
37:08Malaretus.
37:09Norman Reedus.
37:10We've got our smarket basket smoked Gouda.
37:13Smarket.
37:14Lousy smarket weather.
37:15Lousy smarket weather.
37:16This was really popular when we had it for the 4th of July as well.
37:20And it won the day again.
37:21We've also got our topping add-ins.
37:24French's, crispy fried onions.
37:26A little bit of Worcestershire.
37:27And two additional packets of cheese.
37:29What were the actual cheese packets?
37:31Annie's, white cheddar.
37:33Which, let me tell you, has become a new favorite of mine since they improved the recipe.
37:37It's much cheesier.
37:38It's really good.
37:39It's the only one of theirs that I think is any good.
37:41And then the other one is, of course, one of my perennial favorites.
37:44The shells and cheese, three cheese from Walmart, Great Value.
37:47The three cheese is actually my preferred Mac at home.
37:49Oh, you like that one at home too?
37:50Oh yeah, it's great.
37:51Great Value.
37:52I think it's quite good.
37:53It is rather salty though.
37:54I think it could do with less salt if you can believe in me saying that.
37:57Did you see the New York Times put out yet another one of these?
38:00We've tried a lot of macaroni and cheeses.
38:02Yes.
38:03Every couple of years, somebody like, spins the wheel and it comes back to like, macaroni
38:06and cheese.
38:07Yeah, they were like, Kraft macaroni and cheese is quite good.
38:10As is Annie's.
38:11So tired.
38:12And then people linked me and they were like, how does this compare to what you guys found?
38:15I'm like, what we found in 2015?
38:16So I've already prepared two tablespoons of flour and butter.
38:20And now I'm going to add in two cups of milk.
38:22This is going to be our roux.
38:23I'm going to boost our doggos up to maximum here.
38:25The mini doggos look pretty good actually back there.
38:27Oh yeah.
38:28You see those?
38:29These came from Amazon.
38:30They were quite pricey because we can't find anything like this locally.
38:33Lots of very interesting shapes.
38:35I gotta say kudos to you being like, they, kind of looked like canoes.
38:38There will be a canoe in the game.
38:41Exactly.
38:42That was good.
38:43Oh, Jesus.
38:52Loosely based on Sky grow.
38:54In the hush of, I don't remember
38:56In the hush of the pantry when the midnight calls
38:59calls. We gather by the kettle in the copper walls, steam like silver banners, stars in
39:07sculpted skies, stirring up the courage where the flavor lies. Lift the ladle, hear it ring, bow to
39:19pots that boil and sing, armor on, aprons tied, hungry hearts aligned. Makara, cheese are in, bowl of blazing gold, noodles rise like armies brave and bold. Makara, cheese are in, pretty banners fly, we will feast and never run dry.
39:49That's pretty good. Yeah. Did I make a mistake by saying yes to this and yes to the Worcestershire? Give it a try. Oh, they're tasty. Yeah, they're nice. It allowed a nice little bit of light flavor and texture to the top. All right, I got this smoked Gouda here. We got 12 ounces. I like that you can see sort of the brown smoked edges on that. Yes, I included the smoky rind because that is where most of the smoky flavor is. And with this particular cheese, which I've used before, the quality is good enough in the rind that you can definitely use it. Are you doing anything for Halloween? I'm hoping to do something with my nieces and nephews.
40:19Maybe get together and go to a trunk or treat or something. That's the fashion. That's become very popular. It was kind of a COVID thing. Yeah. I've seen some incredible trunk or treats. We went to one a few years ago at her gymnastics class. And somebody had a, like, more than just a trunk. Yeah. They build an entire, like, house outside of the trunk. Yeah, I feel like it's been building over the last, even the last, like, 10, 15 years. Because people aren't, aren't sure about it. They're like, do I really want my kid going out at night?
40:49You know, one of those planned 60 subdivisions that had, like, 30 houses. Just walk around the U-shaped horn and had a great time.
40:57We have, there's a neighbor, Mike, just around the corner from us. Yeah. And he goes bananas with a front yard animatronic display.
41:04Really? Bananas.
41:05That's a new thing, too. Really getting into, like, exterior Halloween decoration.
41:09If I just walk up to the house and they all activate, it's going to sound like this.
41:13Because they'll all be doing it at the same time.
41:19All right. I'm adding the second half of the cheese.
41:21You excited for Mac?
41:23Oh, it's going to be good.
41:23Look, you're on a Halloween special right now.
41:25Yeah.
41:26That's, this is, this is.
41:27This is deluxe. This is the premium.
41:29BoxMac Halloween, that drop, it's a special day.
41:33Oh, yeah.
41:33Did you enjoy the tape work that this man did?
41:35I thought it was incredible. I have watched those VHSs several times.
41:38I love them.
41:39Where are you watching VHSs?
41:40Upstairs, in the lab.
41:42Really?
41:42My super VHS player set up on my old TV.
41:45Remember the big JVC I had up there?
41:47Oh, you're watching on that thing?
41:48Yeah, 36-inch HD JVC.
41:51It's a good TV, but it's a double-scan TV.
41:54So it's not like, you can't use, like, light guns on it, which is the other thing that kind of sucks.
41:58It's a 1080i TV.
41:59Oh, wow, really?
42:00Yeah, 1080i tube.
42:01I helped him move it up there.
42:02A friend of mine had a big Sony Trantron that's probably about this big across.
42:06Yeah.
42:06And he's like, we had to remove every door in the place.
42:11There's this incredible video on YouTube of these guys saving the largest tube TV ever
42:17made, which is a 40-inch tube TV from Japan.
42:21They saw a picture of one in a karaoke bar and got it out of the karaoke bar days before
42:26it was going to be demolished.
42:27Wow.
42:27And then shipped it to the U.S.
42:29It's an amazing journey.
42:30I highly recommend the video.
42:31And it arrived and did work.
42:33Imagine watching the Box Mac VHS on that hush puppy.
42:36The Annie's aged cheddar sauce is going in.
42:40Per the quest.
42:41Per the quest.
42:42I felt a little bit of a fish out of water in that game because I was like, wait, what's
42:45a flavor booster?
42:46Well, Frankie, you have a flavor modifier, so you could make yours a three.
42:50Yes.
42:50Some of it, like, under scrutiny, probably when people get the game, they're going to
42:54be like, what?
42:55Oh, well, why don't we announce that?
42:56If you go to the website, we're going to provide access to the game.
43:00Yes.
43:01I built a PDF, which is the DM guide, and there's also character sheets for each of the five characters
43:06there, and then a couple quick reference tables to help you, because basically the
43:10way it worked is each boss had three unlocks, three skills that could unlock its shields,
43:15and you have to figure out which ones were right before you could then either negotiate
43:18or defeat it.
43:19So you could play B&B at home?
43:20You could play B&B at home.
43:21Someone could adapt it and do a full, like, 5E module or something.
43:25Absolutely.
43:25That would be awesome.
43:26Somebody will.
43:27Look, if some guy was like, hey, can I make tapes?
43:30There's a lot of some guys out there.
43:31There's a lot of some guys.
43:32There is a lot of some guys.
43:33The cream of some young guy.
43:34Yeah, I remember that joke.
43:36I remember sitting in the theater and thinking, that's a pretty inappropriate joke.
43:40I love the cream of some young guy.
43:42Dirty Old Men is a, come on, I want to lay you.
43:45Yes.
43:45Have you ever seen the outtakes from those?
43:46Yeah, yeah.
43:47They're the most incredible thing.
43:48I have been to Hawaii.
43:50Which island?
43:52Come on, I want to lay you.
43:53You know, I've been to Hawaii.
43:55Which island?
43:56I kind of like a poke you.
43:58You like a licky-dicky.
44:00I'm a kind of kinky.
44:01Want a peek-a-pee-pee?
44:02I'll, uh, hope in one hand and s*** in the other and see which one fills up first.
44:06Yeah.
44:06Well, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which gets filled first.
44:12Have we added the worst shirt yet?
44:14We have not, and I'm debating how to add it.
44:16Was that a mistake?
44:17It's a strong flavor, so I think I might just add a little and then we can put a little on top if you want.
44:21Maybe, maybe if you boil it with the sausages.
44:24Oh, that's a really good idea.
44:27Holy s***.
44:28Worcestershire.
44:28Well, it's going to be pretty diluted.
44:30Oh, okay.
44:30Yeah.
44:31Well, now there's plenty of Worcestershire sauce all up in this mac.
44:34The hot dogs are not going to have much flavor.
44:36A Worcestershire mac.
44:37That's the, uh...
44:37The second cheese powder.
44:39I'm going to put that much in.
44:40Have we tested the pasta?
44:41I have, several times.
44:42Excellent.
44:43You would second guess the cheese whiz?
44:45Listen, I, you know, I'm just, I'm just making sure.
44:48It's our pasta EJ, our mini-doggos.
44:50One of the ingredients smells, um, unique.
44:54What is it?
44:55Is it like a sour cheese?
44:56What is it?
44:57The Worcestershire, maybe you're smelling from the...
44:59Maybe? It smells a little bit like piss.
45:01I, I, I wasn't going to say anything.
45:04I, um...
45:04You're like, who peed?
45:05Well, I, I care for birds at, at a local raptor society and that sort of thing.
45:09And walking into the enclosures, that's kind of the snow that I'm getting off of.
45:13So something, so something with a little bit of ammonia?
45:15Yeah, yeah.
45:16I think you're just detecting the...
45:18No, we literally all said it smells like piss.
45:20All right.
45:21Well, let me do a taste test to make sure we're in good shape.
45:23I don't think it'll taste like piss.
45:24No, I, I think it'll be fine.
45:25And I don't think it's the bathroom itself that we're cooking right here.
45:28I don't think so.
45:28No.
45:29I think we have found in the past, like when you did Franken-Macs and stuff, getting that
45:32extra cheese, though.
45:33When you dose them.
45:34Wow, it's a three cheese burst.
45:36Woo!
45:37Would everyone like a little bit of onion for the topping?
45:39I mean, I think we have to.
45:40Quest-tractually required.
45:42Ah.
45:43All right.
45:43Happy Halloween.
45:44Happy Halloween, everyone.
45:46I hope the B&B is good.
45:47All I've eaten is a hot dog so far.
45:48Okay.
45:49It's very good.
45:50Mm-hmm.
45:50And you know what?
45:51I like the pasta, the canoe.
45:52Yes, I do, too.
45:53That we're riding this cheese in on.
45:54How are the mini dogs?
45:56Good, but unnecessary.
45:57I like the meatiness that the dogs add.
45:59Yeah, me too, actually.
46:00I like the pasta's nice and chewy.
46:01It is.
46:02Definitely a premium, good quality pasta.
46:04It feels very high quality.
46:06Adding the onion on top is not bad.
46:08Yeah, it adds a nice little bit of crispiness without overwhelming it and making it taste like
46:11a German Mac.
46:11But really what's going on here is the pasta and the double cheese.
46:15And that smoked gouda is still coming through pretty nice, too.
46:17The hot dog, just having a little hot dog flavoring into the cheese.
46:20Yeah.
46:21That's very nice.
46:21It does nicely.
46:22I think it's delicious.
46:23Yeah, I think it's really good, too.
46:24You guys made amazing choices, as it turns out.
46:26Well earned after a tiresome quest.
46:28Indeed.
46:29Ah, yes.
46:30Well, I'm going to partake in the bounty of your quest, although I didn't partake in the quest.
46:36It's better for sure.
46:37I hope the gouda is not overpowering.
46:40It, like, mellowed out.
46:41Actually, you know what?
46:41The gouda maybe was mellowed out by the other cheese.
46:44Yes.
46:45And then what are you left with?
46:46Just kind of a strong cheese flavor.
46:47Yeah, there's a cheese flavor.
46:49And then the piss flavor evaporated.
46:51It went away, thankfully.
46:52Thank God.
46:53You're only left with a smelly piss mac.
46:55I got one for Zach right here.
46:56And what say you, cheese keeper?
46:58Oh, that's really good.
46:59The barbecue sauce and peas would have ruined it.
47:01Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
47:02I'm glad people threw that away.
47:04And I'm a barbecue sauce man.
47:05Well, this was an unmitigated success.
47:08Thank you, everyone, for contributing.
47:09I hope you had a really fun time playing B&B.
47:11And we'll see you next time on Blacksmack.
47:14Go download the PDFs.
47:15My love, the years are folded in this rind, you see.
47:36Hands and weather patients stacked as carefully as we.
47:41Taste the work and winter suns, the hush of uttered streams.
47:50A mellow hymn of labor and the fruit of little dreams.
47:55Partake of the cheese, miss, partake of the cheese.
48:04Your gift became a blessing.
48:07Now taste your own quiet breeze.
48:12Kalf, soft thanks, young friend of mine.
48:15Your words are clover sweet.
48:17I taste the moon's slow silver in this calm, completing treat.
48:24I'll nod to dawn and meadow, to swallows on the eaves.
48:31Tell everyone I'll load to share what time achieves.
48:39Partake of the cheese, neighbors partake of the cheese.
48:45Love works long in silence, then sets the table, please.
48:56Ears and hands in careful turns.
49:02Salt and breath and patient churns.
49:05Pass it on and softly learn how giving ripens.
49:11What returns partake of the cheese.
49:18Come sit and be at ease.
49:22A little wheel of mercy turns.
49:28Partake of the cheese.
49:32Love the cheese.
49:39Love the cheese.
49:49And just like that, we taped a camera to the ceiling.
49:52We didn't have to, like, put a rig or anything, you know?
49:55Taping cameras to the ceiling.
49:57Taping cameras to the ceiling.
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