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00:00I wish you'd all just fucking told me who he was from the beginning.
00:06You're not really a cop, are you?
00:08You're just pretending.
00:10Oh, you're still on the list.
00:11Hallelujah.
00:12Ka tahi, teka teka.
00:15Haakia.
00:16Nah, you're coming with me.
00:18Don't you just, you can't make me.
00:20Hey, my son's in there.
00:21I need to go in there now.
00:21Did you get in this area?
00:22My son's inside.
00:23If he's still in there, it'll be because there's some issue regarding his evacuation.
00:30Yeah, I've been taking in the views again.
00:34I ain't got nothing to lose.
00:36Blame it on my youth.
00:37Blame it on the past.
00:38No good untold truth.
00:40Yeah, I've been wondering.
00:43What the hell I'm even doing?
00:46I'm tripping over my feet.
00:48The shoes are way too big.
00:49But I'mma walk it out like I got some places to be.
00:52Ko Roi Mata, ko upe, e maringi kawana.
00:56Ne, kia kawai e pēnei mai.
00:58Mou ano aua taonga, mou me tō pauritanga.
01:02Marama, e wakaputa i te iwa o te aroa, me te waimana o te tangata i riro ia aitua.
01:10Me e mea, ka purutia tāua aroa, aua karearo tō, aua aurongo, ka pā mamai.
01:17Ne, ka manawa e koe.
01:18Engari ano, ka aukati, te wakapitanga atu o te mate, ki tua o te arae.
01:25Ki tua o te pai o tēnei au, ki te pō nui, ki te pō roa.
01:29Matua, ko taku Nan o Yorkshire ia.
01:32Ne.
01:32E rua te wā kaore ia i tino pai ki te tikanga mate, a te Māori.
01:41Engari, ka wakarongo ia ki e nei kōrero, ka marama ia.
01:46I miuri i tērā, ka ka ka'a, te tangi o taku kuia ki te marae.
01:53Yeah.
01:54Ah, boy.
01:55Ai, ko mōi o tō kuia, ne.
01:57Nō reira, ko taku waka au kia koutou, i te tainga mai ki taku tangi anga, ne.
02:03Me maringi te roi mata.
02:04Mā-ringi-ringi.
02:06Me maringi te hupe, kia rite ki te awa e kōremimiti.
02:09Okay?
02:10So, I want rivers of snot, flowing people rivers.
02:14Rivers of snot, ke aurora.
02:15Bātai tā ua e wā.
02:21Ah.
02:24Am I the only one who can't keep up with what's been said?
02:30I thought we were allowed to speak English.
02:32Or did I get that wrong?
02:33No, no, no.
02:34That's right.
02:35Ke te tika.
02:35Ah, just for the first four classes until we ease into things.
02:39Well, this is the first lesson.
02:42Ai, ke te tika tērā.
02:44No reira, ko tēnei te wā pai ki te waka wanaunga.
02:50Te maramana.
02:51Me te matane, maybe you'd like to start us off by introducing yourself, Ewa.
02:55Tū mai.
02:57Sweet.
02:57Okay.
02:58Ko Willa taku ingoa.
03:04Taku ingoa tuatahi ko Kaylee.
03:07Ngāri kāre aui pai, so...
03:09Ko Willa taku ingoa.
03:13Inai nei.
03:14Ah, I'm Willa.
03:15I used to be Kaylee, but I never liked it, so that's me now.
03:20Willa.
03:21Ah, yeah, it started off as my stage name, and now it's pretty much my name name.
03:25Mm.
03:26E kai waiata koe?
03:27Ai.
03:29Ko Willa.
03:31I'm surprised you haven't heard of me.
03:33Rongo noi?
03:34Yeah.
03:36Jugs.
03:36He paiake pē a Willa ki runga i tō kōpai waiata, paiake ia Kaylee.
03:44Ke manuanu mai, I just said, is Willa better on your album cover than Kaylee?
03:51Anything is better than Kaylee.
03:53My record company gave me a list of possibilities, and Willa was the one that I hated the least.
03:59He pē a te panone ingoa.
04:01Te ingoa nā o matua i o mai.
04:02Ah, can you pump the brakes, English, please?
04:06Sorry, I just said, um, it must have been difficult for you changing your name, given it's the one that your parents gave to you?
04:12My parents gave me nothing.
04:15I'm a blank slate, matua.
04:17I'm whoever I say I am.
04:18I will never be part of that world, so stop trying!
04:40I feel like I don't fit in anywhere.
04:44Te mutunga kē mai o te whakahihi kai honu, Willa.
04:48Kēne, Kaye.
04:49Ngao.
04:50Nga.
04:50Wai tērā.
04:56Kō kāia tērā.
04:59Kā nama rua atu ia mā mātua i e tahi wā.
05:06Kua mōhio kē koe mehe mea i haramai koe i e tahi wā.
05:11Kā nama rua atu ia mā.
05:26Hei korā rāia.
05:44Tēnā koe, Willa.
05:45Foxy.
05:46E wā potopia, e wā te ai koe, kia koe ro tahi taewa?
05:49E penei te potop?
05:50E waka putaina ana e koe tau reo?
05:54E tau reo, e wā kōrero mo te iwi nei,
05:57i pēiai rā kupua te mimita, i whiua ki a koe, e waka pai ana.
06:01Kā re koe e moio ana ki tō iwi.
06:04Ko tāku pātai mai, Willa.
06:07E kimi mai ai koe i tō wakapapo?
06:09E o mātura rānei.
06:20Hei, sorry, auntie.
06:22Aroha rākua tōmiri.
06:24E samosa ana e nei, e nei, e nei.
06:26E roa rāua te a.
06:27Rārangi hoko parāua purai.
06:29Kei to koe.
06:30Kano o ki korāpea?
06:37Hei.
06:39Aroha.
06:40Aroha.
06:41Aroha.
06:42Aroha.
06:43Aroha.
06:44Aroha.
06:45Aroha.
06:46Aroha.
06:47Aroha.
06:48Aroha.
06:49Aroha.
06:50Aroha.
06:51Aroha.
06:52Aroha.
06:53Aroha.
06:54Aroha.
06:55Aroha.
06:56Aroha.
06:57Aroha.
06:58Aroha.
06:59Aroha.
07:00Aroha.
07:01Aroha.
07:02Aroha.
07:03Aroha.
07:04Aroha.
07:05Aroha.
07:06Aroha.
07:07Aroha.
07:08Aroha.
07:09Aroha.
07:10Aroha.
07:11Aroha.
07:12Aroha.
07:13Aroha.
07:14Aroha.
07:15Aroha.
07:16Aroha.
07:17Aroha.
07:18Aroha.
07:19Aroha.
07:20Aroha.
07:21Aroha.
07:22Aroha.
07:23Aroha.
07:24Aroha.
07:25Aroha.
07:26She's a scary woman, your mum.
07:46What?
07:47Her bark's loud.
07:56Okay.
08:06Okay, cool.
08:21Let's see it.
08:26Let's see it.
08:56Let's see it.
08:58I feel like a fraud.
09:00Well, you look like someone who doesn't bullshit.
09:06You look like someone who doesn't bullshit.
09:18There's honesty to it.
09:28There's naivety.
09:30Hmm.
09:31It literally kind of hurts.
09:34E ara nōku tēnei wai ata inai nei.
09:39Like, my version isn't good enough.
09:41Tripping over my feet.
09:42Shoes are way too big.
09:44But I'ma walk it out like I got some places to be.
09:47Excuse me now.
09:50And now it's overwhelming.
09:55So...
09:57Don't look down, my baby.
09:59It's okay to look up.
10:01Cause the sun will shine again.
10:04If it rains, you might get wet.
10:07But it washes regret at the same time.
10:10Stand your ground if you walk.
10:12It's okay to take steps.
10:14But don't rush or feel the stress.
10:17Take my hand, I'll do the rest.
10:20Take a couple deep breaths and we'll be fine.
10:28See you, Willa.
10:37Don't be.
10:38I...
10:39It's probably best that you stopped anyway.
10:41I would have been a sobbing mess if you'd gone on much longer.
10:50Oh, don't be.
10:55I, um...
10:56I definitely like your mum more now that I've met you.
10:59Mm.
11:07It kinda sounds like your mum was scared to lose you to a better way of life.
11:11Mm.
11:16A few months ago.
11:22We hadn't spoken for, um, about three years.
11:25How do I say...
11:27Thank you very much and sign.
11:28Thank you very much.
11:30Thank you very much and sign.
11:31Bye yeah, too.
11:32Oh,
11:33In spite of what you get from me.
11:39How do I say...
11:42Thank, thank you very much and sign.
11:44Bye.
11:46Bye.
11:47I love you.
12:18It's too late. We're done and I've heard enough from you anyway, thanks.
12:22Okay, let's get someone shot to the party.
12:24I'll answer your questions.
12:25I don't care, Willa. You had a nice moment with a superfan. Congratulations.
12:30Chasing you around was my producer's idea, not mine.
12:32So unless you've got something meaningful to say...
12:43You can't really trust anyone, Mickey.
12:45I'll leave you here. Stay well clear from the hospital. I'll be watching from the door.
12:53He's gone into shock.
12:54They're not going to let you back in there. They've got him and they're going to try to keep him.
12:58You have to be smart, Mickey. Real smart.
13:00I've got to get him back.
13:03Thank you, Mickey.
13:04Have you taken any drugs or medication of any sort recently?
13:11Mickey?
13:13Talk to me, mate.
13:14Have you taken any medication or drugs recently?
13:29Okay.
13:41Okay.
13:42Just give me a second, please, Mickey. I'll be right back.
13:44Get a play to do it, Nick.
13:47Thank you, Mickey.
13:53Tēnā ei wakaoki.
13:56Koa ere au e Taurēka reka matkao.
14:02Kia pita au ki wao.
14:04Kita kutamaite sim.
14:05Come on.
14:35Come on.
15:05Come on.
15:35Come on.
16:05Come on.
16:35Come on.
17:05Come on.
17:35I just need to give you the all clear.
17:37Can you at least give me my jacket back?
17:48Why won't you?
17:50Come on.
17:52Come on.
17:54Come on.
17:56Come on.
17:58Come on.
18:00Come on.
18:02Come on.
18:04Come on.
18:06Come on.
18:08Come on.
18:10Come on.
18:12Come on.
18:14Come on.
18:16Come on.
18:18Come on.
18:20Come on.
18:22Come on.
18:24Come on.
18:26Come on.
18:28Come on.
18:30Come on.
18:32Hey, there's a guy trying to break in and he's made a run for it that way.
18:48Can you go and grab him?
18:49Yeah, right.
19:02Hey, mate.
19:08What are you doing?
19:11Mate, the hospital's in a lockdown at the minute.
19:26I don't understand what you're saying, mate.
19:30Look, if you can just...
19:45Look, if you can just...
19:58Look, if you can just speak to me in English, mate, I can help you.
20:01But if you don't, I can't.
20:04Just...
20:04Hang on a second.
20:06Yeah, I'm just requesting some backup around the back.
20:09Someone who can speak Māori would be great.
20:12There's been a breach at the back of the building.
20:14Hey, don't!
20:14I'm going to break it up.
20:25Look, I know I hear you.
20:26Look, I'm going to break it.
20:29Bye!
20:30Stop!
20:31Stop, mate!
20:32You need to stop right now!
20:54Drop the bag!
20:57I said drop the bag now.
20:59No, no, no...
21:01It's like it's ok!
21:04You can do this.
21:05Dude, this is a very good thing.
21:07I tell you...
21:17I don't know...
21:18It's too hard.
21:18But it's like...
21:19It's a drink.
21:49It's a drink.
22:19It's a drink.
22:49Jade, she's getting a ride back to school with mates.
22:52It's a drink.
23:22It's a drink.
23:52Are you still at the occupation site?
23:54Heading to Whanganui now.
23:56Good, because we've had reports that a suspected bomb has been placed at the New Plymouth Hospital.
23:59What?
24:00Your PM is in briefings now, but he's asked that MPs and staff leave New Plymouth as soon as possible.
24:05It sounds like this is already in motion for you.
24:07So this isn't a hoax?
24:09No confirmation of that yet, but the hospital is currently being evacuated.
24:13You just get yourself to the airport and I'll update you when more information comes through.
24:16Okay.
24:18Okay.
24:23Her bomb's been found at the hospital.
24:26That's what the incident control will be trying to figure out.
24:34Well, I'd imagine one of several scenarios they're considering minister.
25:02is whether or not the hospital is a distraction.
25:06A distraction?
25:07Pei'a nei.
25:10I whakawaii ngā prihim mana?
25:12Divert police attention away from another target.
25:14Pei'a nei te o pūni?
25:15Ko i'a nei te o pūni?
25:16Ko i'a nei te o pūni?
25:18Ai.
25:21Dammit, Jade.
25:25Will there be a call to evacuate?
25:27I awa hukii te minita.
25:29That decision will likely be made in conjunction with the EOD.
25:34Oh, e a raua te EOD?
25:37Bomb squad minister.
25:38Hi.
25:43Yeah, uh, has there been any word of other potential targets, like, um, the occupation site?
25:49I haven't heard anything.
25:50Why's that?
25:52We have our concerns, Raj.
25:54Who's we?
25:55You mean you and Wirriman?
25:57Yeah, look, we have reason to believe that...
25:59This should go without saying, but decisions around national security aren't usually made by your driver, Harangi.
26:04He is X-S-A-S. Raj, he's not from Uber.
26:09Like I said, I'll keep you in the loop, but I haven't heard anything other than the order for you to return to Wellington.
26:15You're not the police minister, Harangi.
26:17If you have your concerns, then I guarantee you that the ones in charge will be feeling the same way.
26:22For lack of a better phrase, I strongly recommend that we stay in our lane on this one.
26:27Okay.
26:28Okay.
26:29Me oki, Wirrimu.
26:35Ai rai, te menita.
26:47Dammit, Jade.
26:49Uh, take a right. We should avoid the crowds that way.
26:52Ai kanga, no.
26:54Tera pia koa au kati hi a te huarahi.
26:56He whinaunga atua nōkireira. He tai anna te wai atu.
27:03Plenty of hana. I just don't have their numbers.
27:07Timote, koa au tēnei.
27:09I hope you're still heading to the airport, minister.
27:19Is that all you called for?
27:21For that, and I've just received word that the bomb threat of the hospital appears to be a genuine one.
27:25And the occupation site has not been ruled out as a target.
27:29However, at this stage, no suspicious activity has been reported there.
27:32Has an evacuation been ordered?
27:34Harangi, this is not part of our portfolio.
27:37There needs to be an evacuation now, Raj.
27:39Possibly, but again, this is not our call to make.
27:42You've been given a directive by the prime minister, Harangi, and that is to leave New Plymouth immediately.
27:47I mean, I don't need to remind you of the thin ice you're already on with him.
27:50Shit.
27:51Ko au kati hi a konei, Timinita.
27:54Uh, could we try the Brougham Street entrance again?
27:57Ah, nah.
27:58Ingali anuoku tinitangitikiraira.
28:00Tiro ranga, tiratanga, huwea!
28:10Tiro ranga, tiratanga, huwea!
28:22Go out of where to move.
28:24Aida, aida.
28:30Tiro ranga, tiratanga, huwea!
28:56So, I'll see you when I see you, I guess.
29:14Monday morning, I'm picking.
29:17The plan is to haunt you in your dreams, Sandra, not in real life.
29:20You'll be back.
29:23What makes you so sure?
29:24Because you're like me.
29:28Go on then, looking forward to this.
29:32And here you've got control.
29:36You've got the answers.
29:37Right.
29:39And you're needed.
29:42It's out there where things get complicated.
29:47Twins, eh?
29:50Like the ones on The Shining.
29:54Okay.
30:22Okay.
30:54Two.
30:57Go away atu, Mickey.
31:01E me ana koe ko tūmata inga.
31:04He kaha mōu.
31:08He ha tēre te...
31:09Mickey, ai!
31:12Shit.
31:14Is this Honeyway?
31:15Honeyway, ko Adrian.
31:16Ko kitia to tama.
31:17A tau comrade.
31:18Ko pai?
31:19He pānau in tēnewa.
31:21It's not looking good.
31:22He pai kia.
31:22Me hanuma ki to hapuni.
31:25Be quick.
31:26Wait, wait, what's wrong here?
31:27Hāte raru?
31:29He's at the top of the car park building.
31:30But I think he needs someone he can trust.
31:32Ke teo hai reira.
31:35Now, where are you?
31:36That way.
31:37Me paki pahi atu.
31:39I have to catch a bus.
31:40I don't know!
31:41Are you getting out of whānau around here?
31:42Yes, kā wāi atu.
31:44Ki tōna papa.
31:46Be quick!
31:48Adrian!
31:49Adrian!
31:49Adrian!
31:51Ti akina takutama.
31:54Shit!
31:57Please leave the message after the time.
31:59T, are you still at the occupation?
32:02I need you to go straight to the top of the car parking building, comrades, up there.
32:05Is there something wrong?
32:06I don't know what's wrong with you.
32:07You're going to find it.
32:08Please call me back.
32:09Liam, this is urgent.
32:19I need you to go straight to the top of the car parking building.
32:22Conrad's up there.
32:23I can see the cold.
32:40Please.
32:40Kilda, thank you for calling co-op taxis.
32:44The current wait for a taxi is 30 minutes.
32:45I...
32:46I need you to get to town and there's no bus for 20 minutes.
33:04I just need to go.
33:05Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
33:06I need to get to Conrad.
33:08You need a ride then?
33:09You want a ride?
33:10Yes.
33:11Go.
33:12This one here, Legacy.
33:13Oh, well, you know the one.
33:14I know you're going to get to the bottom of the car.
33:16Oh, well, I know you're going to get to the top of the car.
33:17You're holding on for sure.
33:24And you had to disappear.
33:31Not yet truly gone.
33:39If I believe.
33:41You're still part of me
33:47And now I know your heart's in tears
33:54Crazy day, eh? What a day.
34:02Yeah.
34:04I heard you mention Conrad before. Is he alright?
34:11You've never shown an interest in my children before, Rodney. You don't have to start now. It's okay.
34:15Well, that's not fair, eh?
34:19I mean, we've never talked about your children because you've never brought them up.
34:24But if you did bring them up, I would have been happy to talk about them.
34:26There's a reason that I'm sitting in the back seat. Could we please just treat this like a taxi rider and just not talk?
34:31Alright.
34:41But don't still love me. I just want you to love it.
34:44For fuck's sake, Rodney, could you please just shut up?
34:46Though you disagree
34:50That our lives were torn apart
34:59So why are you so into it anyway?
35:21Is that right?
35:30You know
35:30I was raised not even knowing how to say my own name
35:34Named after my kuia
35:38Yeah, my mum and dad didn't know how to say it correctly
35:40So neither did I
35:41It still slips out wrong sometimes. I say hiniwai instead of hiniwai
35:46Not to worry, though
35:48There's endless helpful tōiwi like yourself around to kiritumāreo
35:53Have I done that?
35:55I was just kidding
35:56And even if you did, it's not that bad
36:00I'm just trying to do the right thing
36:04You are
36:08Your bosses are the ones who should be here helping to clean up, mate
36:13Uh, I'm sorry, sir?
36:14You work for the council, don't you?
36:16Oh, I...
36:17Your bosses are the ones who let these pricks in here in the first place
36:19They're the ones who need to be down here helping to clean them up after these dirty whores
36:24Not you
36:25That one makes you say they're all pricks, eh?
36:28Oh, sorry
36:30I must talk to you for someone who had common sense
36:33Yeah, that's right. Fuck off
36:35Sorry, what was that?
36:38Did I stutter?
36:41Do you wanna go?
36:42Just leave it, Con
36:43Yeah, I do wanna go, actually
36:45Con, don't be a clown
36:46No, no, no, no, no, Con, be a clown
36:50Come on, Con the Clown
36:52Ready when you are
36:53Come on
36:54This is bullshit
36:56Better get back to work, mate
37:01You're a dick, you know that?
37:02Don't you know that?
37:03Do you know that?
37:12Just...
37:13Just...
37:14Just...
37:15Breathe for me
37:16Just...
37:17Just breathe
37:19You're okay?
37:20Hi
37:21Hi
37:22Hi
37:23Hi
37:24Hi
37:25Hi
37:26Hi
37:28Hi
37:30Hi
37:31I'll be back.
37:36Is this Honeyway?
37:41Hi, I'm Adrian.
37:42I'm your mother.
37:44I'm your brother.
37:45I'm your brother.
37:46I'm your brother.
37:47I'm your brother.
37:48It's not looking good.
37:49Wait, what's wrong?
37:50I'm not getting up to you.
37:51I'm gonna go to your house.
37:53Be quick.
37:54He's at the top of the kamang building.
37:56But I think he needs someone he can trust.
37:57How are you?
37:59Papa, where are you in that way?
38:00I'm going to get the bomb.
38:01Are you going to find her around here?
38:03Yes, I took her away.
38:04I'm going to sit on a papa.
38:06Be quick.
38:15Kia ora, eh hoa?
38:21He pate ti rohanga, ne?
38:23Kia ora, te pika.
38:34Ani to puka puka.
38:41You're an amazing artist, eh hoa?
38:45Sorry, I took a peek.
38:48I'm a cop.
38:49It's my job to be nosy, eh?
38:51Who am I, kio?
38:53Yeah.
39:01There's a note in there from your mum.
39:04Kaori oi paori wiatu.
39:12I think I missed the point with most of your work that way.
39:16Way too complex for me.
39:18I'm pretty dumb trying to figure it all out.
39:20That doesn't make you dumb.
39:21That's what makes you normal.
39:23That's what makes you sane.
39:28I think you should read the note from your mum.
39:30I know.
39:32Yeah.
39:37Yep.
39:37More it as.
39:39Look, I know what it's like to be missing the soup, bro.
39:44Bro, give it up, man. We're not bros.
39:47I know you think you're one of us with your pounamu and your kōrero Māori,
39:50but you'll never be one of us. You'll never know me.
39:53You're just some Jackie Chan wannabe Asian dude at Fancy Dress pretending to be a cop.
39:58You're a joke, so can you fuck off?
40:09I had a panic attack at the hospital today.
40:13I was supposed to be the one keeping everyone safe, calm.
40:17Ended up being the opposite, eh?
40:19There was even a guy who shat himself that was calmer than me.
40:23And you're right.
40:26Every cop I know thinks I'm not cut out to be one.
40:30And you know what? I see their point.
40:34But I'm here, comrade.
40:37And even though I've been getting most things wrong at the moment,
40:39I'm pretty sure being here with you right now
40:41is the right thing for me to do.
40:49So can I call your mum?
40:51I'm good.
41:07Come on. I got you. I got you.
41:10Sorry. Got you. Got you. Got you.
41:12It's OK. It's OK.
41:15You're OK. You're OK.
41:17I'm sorry, mum.
41:19You're OK. You're OK.
41:20He's gone now. He's gone now.
41:23He's gone now.
41:25He's gone now.
41:27Oh
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