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00:00Hey guys, Cruel Blonde Wave, I'm Eric.
00:02I'm Calvin.
00:02Aaron.
00:03We are back with Naruto Shippuden, where last time Sasuke once again was chasing his dead brother.
00:11The Kage and all the other Kages are all fighting against Madara, who's got a face on his chest.
00:18And it's a good face.
00:20It's a powerful face.
00:21It's bad.
00:22It's bad that he has that face.
00:24That face is someone's grandpa, okay?
00:26And that person is like, it sucks.
00:29Yeah.
00:30So they have a will of fire, and I'm wondering if that's where we're going to be diving into more
00:34this episode.
00:35That's what Naruto inherited and some of the other characters can get in there too.
00:38We're good.
00:39Yeah.
00:39Yay.
00:39On fire.
00:41On fire.
00:47Whoa.
00:48What is this?
00:49Should I look?
00:50Oh, cool.
00:52No, it's okay.
00:53Hey, they're on the wooden stumps.
00:58Dang, we really did miss all of their fight.
01:01And they just showed us in the intro what we were missing.
01:06Dang.
01:06Warners!
01:08That was someone's eyes, right?
01:10Yeah.
01:10That was definitely eyes.
01:11Someone's face.
01:12Warners!
01:12That's a silhouette.
01:13Maybe it's his face.
01:15Silhouette thingy, yeah.
01:16Well, why would they show his face and then put him back in a mask?
01:18That doesn't make any sense.
01:19Maybe it falls off in battle and then he replaces it.
01:22Rasengan!
01:24Oh!
01:27Guys, sensei.
01:29Kashi.
01:30Oh.
01:34I like this, like, cool.
01:36Like, it sounds like a manga, a manga panel or something.
01:39I like the prominence of Kakashi and Gai there.
01:42That's cool.
01:43Oh, that's a cool shot there.
01:45Power is not simply will.
01:47Power is only the ability to make things happen.
01:50I use that will to develop my medical ninjutsu.
01:53From that came medical ninja and medical law.
01:56A medical ninja shall never go to the front lines of battle.
01:59Rule three.
02:00A medical ninja should always be the last of their platoon to die.
02:05But there's actually one more.
02:07What's going on?
02:08Rule four says.
02:09Fuck him up.
02:10A medical ninja who masters the art of my tonic regeneration,
02:13the hundred feelings may break the first three.
02:16Oh, what a great line, Rudy.
02:18You may break the first three rules.
02:21Don't you dare think that I'm an ordinary medical ninja.
02:26Signing.
02:29He's slower than the right target.
02:31He is known for speed.
02:33She's strong, too.
02:35He's ready again.
02:35She has some strength.
02:37She taught.
02:38Suka.
02:39Her power is greater.
02:40Majestic.
02:45Yes, water.
02:46A water dragon missile.
02:48Ooh.
02:49Ooh.
02:50Oh, shit.
02:50That's a missile?
02:52Lateral bolt of pain chop.
02:54Lateral bolt of pain chop.
02:56Pinsome.
02:58Oh, man.
02:59Kick his ass.
02:59He bouncy balled out of that.
03:01Let's go, Kage's.
03:03We're going to make you try.
03:06Undoubtedly, you are not weak, woman.
03:10However, if you step in here and die, all the other Kage will as well.
03:16Kage will as well.
03:17I like him on the shoulder.
03:19I don't know exactly what it is that you've left to all your followers, but this falls short
03:23of your abilities.
03:24Instead, all that's really left of you now is just a life force inside of your cells that
03:29yet cling to me.
03:30Just as all that's left of my little brother is, the visual prowess of his eyes now mine.
03:36The only thing that has ever truly passed down, of course, is hatred.
03:42So, Narya's Hokage?
03:43Really?
03:44Yeah.
03:44She became Hokage?
03:46Did I neglect to tell you that?
03:48That's a classic guy.
03:51Oh, damn.
03:57I feel like it's too easy.
04:03No!
04:06What?
04:10The one you sealed away is a wood-style clone, just like the one that Hashiokon most used.
04:18Summoning jutsu.
04:22Birds!
04:23Get them!
04:24They took them away.
04:27Oh, we're here?
04:28Dang.
04:29I kind of wish you were for us.
04:30I'll skip that.
04:31That's it.
04:32I'm impressed you were able to pass through my barrier and find this place.
04:36Back when you were still controlling me, I was able to pinpoint where your chakra was
04:41coming from.
04:42This reanimation jutsu will not come undone, even if you kill me.
04:46Damn, really?
04:47I'm the only one who can stop it.
04:49I guess my luck hasn't run out quite yet!
04:51Hey, Hitachi!
04:54Things aren't always as we wish them to be.
04:58Orochimaru!
04:59But I...
05:02Close, but not quite.
05:04I know that voice.
05:05Kabuto.
05:06This jutsu has neither risks nor weaknesses.
05:10I want you to understand that, Hitachi.
05:13I already told you once.
05:14In any event, while you were asleep, recovering from having your brother's eyes transplanted
05:20into you, something rather momentous has happened in our world.
05:24Toby and I are currently at war with the coalition of the nations of fire, wind, water, earth, and lightning.
05:32There's no way the two of you can fight against all the five great nations.
05:35Oh, but we can, and that's just what we're doing.
05:40Although, to be honest, Madara Uchiha planned everything.
05:44What do you mean by that?
05:46A plan to cast a powerful genjutsu over the entire world using the tentails, and thereby control the whole world.
06:02Oh my god, she caught it!
06:07So badass.
06:09Breaking a sword off in your chest, taking it out, and stabbing you together with it.
06:12Yeah, it is.
06:14I love it, if you're a shotgun.
06:16Okay, I'm so glad that's hot.
06:18Can you still move?
06:22Yeah, 100 healings.
06:25Without weaving sun.
06:26I see.
06:27There's no way you can kill me with my own jutsu.
06:30Then I'll use mine!
06:32Then I'll use mine!
06:34Gotcha, bitch!
06:35Please!
06:36Yes!
06:37Have you come senile, Onoki?
06:39The Renegon can absorb all jutsu, remember?
06:42But my particle-style attack from earlier grazed your chest!
06:46I merely wanted to reveal Hashirama's hidden face to all of you right now.
06:50He's just playing chess!
06:52It was handy.
06:53I'd have to do this, and it'd be weird.
06:55You could say that we managed to corner you into having to substitute a clone for yourself.
07:00Am I wrong?
07:02It got so dangerous for you that you had to make a clone.
07:05Just gotta make a clone.
07:06Now don't go calling us cowards or saying that we're being unfair to you.
07:10No, I won't call you cowards.
07:12And as for 5 to 1, it's a nice ratio for games.
07:15Games, oh no, not games.
07:17Oh, more clones.
07:18I mean, 5 clones?
07:195 for each of them, yeah.
07:21Now it's 5 to 1 the other way.
07:23And don't say this is coward.
07:25You are the 5 Kage.
07:27Would you prefer for all of these clones to use Susanoo against you, or not?
07:32The choice is yours.
07:34No.
07:35I must hand it to you, Itachi Uchiha.
07:37Imagine, overriding the reanimation jutsu with your genjutsu.
07:42Most ninja wouldn't even think of that.
07:45Now don't forget why your big brother's here.
07:47To destroy you, Kabuto.
07:50Well, you heard him.
07:53But as you see, thanks to this jutsu, you siblings get to have a touching reunion.
07:59I was hoping for a little more gratitude.
08:01You've desecrated souls that were purified, and continue to spread unnecessary sadness and hate.
08:08After recovering from their grief and sadness, your jutsu has stirred up those feelings again.
08:14So does that mean, you secretly regret what you did back then?
08:18If so, I'm not interested in the slightest.
08:21Say what you want.
08:22You will still die here.
08:24We share the same snake power, and the same master.
08:27That thing wasn't my master!
08:30So then, whose side are you on?
08:36Why'd you do that?
08:37We have to have him reverse it.
08:39We have to have him stop the reanimation.
08:41First, we need to take this one down.
08:43But don't kill him.
08:45To cover his tail.
08:47We need to take this one down.
08:49Every jutsu has a weakness.
08:52This jutsu's weakness and risk is simply me.
09:00Itachi, you always kept lying to me.
09:03Same things like next time and later, and then you died on me.
09:07To be fair, you killed him.
09:08I'm gonna hold you to your promise.
09:10Hell yeah.
09:10They are gonna fight together!
09:11I plan to honor it.
09:13These strange brothers come together.
09:16Oh, I'm so happy.
09:17I wanted this so bad.
09:19Oh, God.
09:20Oh, I want to see it.
09:22I want to see it.
09:23I want him humbled so bad.
09:24I know.
09:25So excited.
09:26One, I'm glad that Tsunade didn't die.
09:29Yeah, man.
09:29And I was like, but she can heal.
09:31And she said, like, I'm allowed to.
09:33Yeah.
09:34She said that she can break the other three rules.
09:37Yeah.
09:37Just, I don't...
09:38I don't want her to break the third rule.
09:41Dying before the rest of her team.
09:42Right before them, like, no way that they'll lose against that.
09:45Lady Tsunade wouldn't give up for this or whatever.
09:47And I was like, oh, man, they believe in her so much.
09:49Now she dies?
09:49No!
09:50Yeah, no.
09:51Like, she wouldn't put herself in danger unless she had something.
09:54And that something is, like, instantaneous healing without having to cast signs.
09:59Yep.
09:59So, like, even if she's very hurt, that should still work then, right?
10:04I don't know.
10:05I mean, she was completely, fully impaled.
10:07There should be some kind of...
10:08There was a huge hole in her, yes.
10:10As long as she still has the will to fight, I think she has the ability to heal.
10:14And the will of fire is strong.
10:17But I'm glad for that.
10:18But I also, like, especially once...
10:21Especially once Sasuke saw Itachi.
10:23I think before then, I was like, oh, man, it'd be so cool when Sasuke woke up.
10:25What if he went to fight Kabuto?
10:27And it's Itachi and Sasuke having to fight Kabuto.
10:30That'd be so cool.
10:31And now we're here and we get it.
10:32Yeah, we do get it.
10:33I was like, there's no way Sasuke thinks Kabuto is like, ah, that's the guy I'm going to fight with.
10:36Like, there's no way.
10:38I'm so happy that he was...
10:39He didn't like him before, right?
10:41Yeah, he didn't like him.
10:41No, he didn't.
10:42He didn't like it or Shomaru.
10:43He just used him.
10:44He almost killed him already.
10:45Yep, he did.
10:45How do we get him to...
10:46I guess he said how we get him to do that, but hopefully it works.
10:50Yeah.
10:51Yeah, that's what Kabuto was saying.
10:52Hopefully it goes that smoothly for you.
10:53I don't think Kabuto expected that to fight...
10:56Both Itachi and Sasuke?
10:58Either of them.
10:59Yeah.
10:59He decided Itachi would be on his side because it's reanimated.
11:02And then Sasuke, he just only factored into it at all.
11:04I am the weakness.
11:06If he did, if I was Kabuto and I thought I was going to fight Sasuke, I would reanimate all
11:11the Uchiha that died.
11:13He wouldn't be able to handle it.
11:15I don't know if I'd be able to, but if I could, I would reanimate all the people that...
11:19Fight your parents.
11:20Yeah, fight your parents, buddy.
11:21See how that goes.
11:23So I'm glad.
11:23He kicked their ass the first time, he kicked their ass again.
11:25Hell yeah.
11:28No, I just want to see both fights.
11:30I'm hoping that they're going to be fun.
11:33Yeah.
11:33Like, I can take a break from Naruto and let that, you know, do whatever I'm there.
11:36And let's see what these guys are doing over here.
11:38Several episodes of uninterrupted Naruto fights.
11:40So I guess we can go somewhere else and see these awesome fights.
11:43Yeah.
11:44Yeah.
11:46Spoiler of a choice.
11:48I got five clones on each Kage.
11:51Uh-huh.
11:51Yep.
11:52Yep.
11:53And it's not like...
11:54He's giving them the choice of whether he uses a Susanoo.
11:56And when I see it, I'm going DBZ rules.
11:59I'm like, hey, when you do that, you split your powers.
12:01So they're all weaker, right?
12:02I don't think that's the case.
12:03I don't know.
12:04I'm an edge of magic.
12:04Are they still immune to the Jutsus because of them being clones?
12:10Well, they're a wood clone.
12:12So if you can destroy the wood clone, like, it's a shadow clone.
12:15Shadows are just easier to break, right?
12:18But it's still not as impervious as...
12:21Did we have any reanimation people use, like, a clone Jutsu yet?
12:25I'm trying to remember.
12:25I don't remember one.
12:27I just want to, like, you know...
12:28And the idea, yeah, shadow clone.
12:29When you hit it and it would die, it would poof.
12:32We didn't see a shadow clone specifically.
12:34We saw a mirage clone from the sand guy who was like, no, stop talking about that.
12:40I'm over here.
12:42That thing.
12:43But I think that was more illusion than, like, clones.
12:45Sure, yeah.
12:46I just mean, like...
12:47And not even shadow clone.
12:47I'm just saying, like, clone-wise.
12:49Like, if you were to kill one and it would disappear, because of them being reanimated,
12:54does it just, like, heal its little petals again?
12:58Like, its little...
13:00I don't think so.
13:01I don't know.
13:02I think because it's a Jutsu that the caster is doing, and the caster's body is specifically
13:09immortal and invulnerable.
13:11The last one they hit did, right?
13:13And then they sealed it away.
13:14I think so.
13:14And it looked like it was healing.
13:16So that's why I was worried, like...
13:17You don't know?
13:17If they're just as strong, and they can just heal again...
13:21So your thought is that they all have the invulnerability?
13:25Maybe.
13:26And it doesn't matter whether...
13:26Like, you might be able to hit them and, like, it will be down for a minute, but, like,
13:29they'll still, like...
13:32But I don't know.
13:33I don't know how they work.
13:34Yeah, I don't know.
13:35And that's why I was asking about with reanimation Jutsu what we've seen.
13:37I think the only one we've seen has been in this episode.
13:40Which, like, Tsunade hit, and he was, like, missing part of him.
13:43So, as thus, they thought he was all, like, the normal Madara that they're fighting, the reanimated one.
13:48Yeah.
13:49But then it was a wood clone, and they still sealed it up.
13:51So I don't know how they operate, or what they do.
13:53But it'd be really hard to fight it if they can just keep on.
13:57Unless we misunderstood that, and they, like, closed it up, and while he was healing, he replaced himself and teleported
14:06out of the seal.
14:07And then his wood clone was actually sealed.
14:10Yeah, he was sent... I don't know.
14:11Yeah, he had a line that he said, like, only I could have seen through this ruse or something like
14:15that, too, right?
14:16Yeah.
14:17Didn't he?
14:18I wonder how long...
14:20Yeah, I don't know.
14:21I keep going back to Kabuto saying...
14:24Like, I trust him in that way he's saying it's probably true.
14:27But, if I was going up to get Itachi and Sasuke, I might say, hey, by the way, if I
14:39die, the animation jutsu still goes.
14:41Regardless if that was true or not, I would say that.
14:43Sure.
14:45So I don't know if he's being forthcoming with everything.
14:48If you kill me, the bomb blows him.
14:50Yeah, exactly.
14:50Yeah, but, I mean, that's just a risk.
14:54If it's not true, or it is true, I have to just act as if it is true, you know?
15:01Now, since Itachi is no longer under his control, he can't...
15:07He can't turn him off.
15:08He can't turn him off.
15:11But, could he turn...
15:13I'm wondering if it's, like, an all-or-nothing thing.
15:16To where, like, he would have to regain control of Itachi to turn him off, but then he would turn
15:20everybody off.
15:21Yeah, I don't know.
15:22Yeah, sure.
15:23You know?
15:23Like, you have to reboot the whole system to bring it back to where it was or something?
15:26Yeah, I don't know.
15:27Probably...
15:28Yeah.
15:29I don't know.
15:30I don't know!
15:32I don't think he can get control of him again.
15:34So I don't think so.
15:35That's why I think, like, he's like, we'll talk after this.
15:37Because he's like, even once I get through the animation jutsu turned off, he could still just exist.
15:42Yeah.
15:43And then I was like, man, it would have just, like, dead reanimated Itachi just traveling the world.
15:48Yeah.
15:48I don't know.
15:49He's just going to protect the leaf village, though, right?
15:51Yeah.
15:51That's what he said.
15:53I just...
15:54I've been wanting Kabuto to get some comeuppance or some type of humble pie served to him for quite some
15:59time.
16:00And I am endlessly excited and hyped that it could be the combination of Itachi and Sasuke.
16:05I want them to cut his snake off.
16:07Yeah, stupid-ass snake.
16:08Keeps looking at me.
16:09Both of them.
16:10God damn it.
16:11Guys, thank you so much for watching.
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