90 Day Pillow Talk Season 32 Episode 6

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00:00Canny, hurry up.

00:02The show's not going to wait for you.

00:04What are you doing?

00:05I'll be there in a minute.

00:06I'm finishing up the dishes.

00:08How come even when I cook, though, I have to do the dishes, too?

00:11I don't understand this.

00:13Gabe, it's been 30 minutes.

00:15You still haven't caught in anything yet?

00:17This, I feel like this one is the one that's going to catch me something.

00:20This is the one?

00:21This is the one.

00:22Show's coming on, so let's try to wrap it up and catch some dinner.

00:24All right, got you.

00:26Here, fishy, fishy, fishy.

00:30A stripper came over.

00:33You touched him?

00:34I didn't touch her.

00:35I mean, what?

00:36I didn't...

00:37Ding, I have soup.

00:38Wait.

00:40Oh, the game!

00:42Oh, my God.

00:43He looks like someone puked all over him.

00:46That's disgusting.

00:47You got a stripper, didn't you?

00:49It wasn't me.

00:50I didn't order it.

00:51I already thought...

00:53I get massages quite often in Oklahoma.

00:57Like, you know, weekly massages.

00:59Look at that little side smile.

01:01He's like, in Oklahoma.

01:03We're not in Oklahoma anymore.

01:05The last small day I planned for us, you fell asleep through every service.

01:09The moment you hit the table...

01:14I'm Patia.

01:15I'm 58, and I live in Dallas, Texas.

01:17What was your stage name?

01:18Alex.

01:19Oh, yeah.

01:20Boring.

01:21The most common name in America, but it's the most unique name in Turkey.

01:25We can do this better than any exotic dancer out there.

01:28You ready to walk down the runway?

01:30I am.

01:31Let's go.

01:32Oh!

01:33Jeez!

01:34So, where's the fish?

01:35So, in my defense, I was only out there for like 45 minutes, and it started to rain.

01:47So, I got rained on.

01:48So, it's not my fault.

01:49Fish live in the water, though.

01:51So...

01:52But I don't.

01:53Okay.

01:54And I didn't want to mess my hair up, but I actually brushed it today, so...

01:57Okay.

01:58All right.

01:59Hurry up.

02:00The show's about to start.

02:01I'm cleaning up your mess.

02:02Well, I didn't make that much of a mess.

02:04Did you use gloves again for the dishes?

02:06Yes.

02:07You want to keep your hands youthful?

02:09Mine are youthful, and I don't use gloves, and I'm a clean freak, too.

02:12Well, it's because you've got youth on your side.

02:14I'm not there.

02:15I'm past that.

02:16Okay.

02:17I didn't know that secret.

02:18Okay.

02:19Is it sexy?

02:20Get him.

02:21Oh.

02:22Mm-hmm.

02:23Uh-huh.

02:24You've heard that sound before.

02:25That is not sexy.

02:27What the hell?

02:29I gained 20 pounds since we got married.

02:30Oh, my God.

02:31Yep.

02:32You're eating so much.

02:33Those are marriage pounds, sweetie.

02:34But at least you are beautiful still.

02:36Kiss.

02:37Oh, my God.

02:38Oh.

02:39I love that.

02:41Oh.

02:42Oh, my God.

02:43Ah, you're on my hair.

02:45Sorry.

02:46Let's go.

02:47I'm excited.

02:48Oh, my God.

02:49Why are you talking like that?

02:51Because I carried you.

02:53You are 150 pounds or whatever you are.

02:56You're talking like you're dying.

02:58Yeah.

02:59I am dying, girl.

03:01Babe, I'm so happy I get to spend my night snuggled, cuddled with you watching the other

03:07way.

03:08You're the best of my life.

03:11Oh, I can't cry now.

03:13What would you do if I just start crying and start bawling?

03:18I just love you so much.

03:20It would be nice to see some emotion.

03:23Where do you think we're starting off?

03:28Pigeons are everywhere, no matter where you go.

03:31No matter where in the world, yes.

03:33Used to have pet pigeons.

03:34In Mexico City, yeah.

03:35Well, on the balcony.

03:36But you knew every one of them.

03:37I knew all my pigeons.

03:38I fed all my pigeons.

03:39And they knew you.

03:40But they were wild.

03:41They knew me, too.

03:43All right.

03:44We're in Medellin.

03:45We're back with Luke and Madeline.

03:47I love the music.

03:48Yeah.

03:49Today is the tasting of the cake.

03:50I'm so happy and excited about it.

03:52I remember on our cake tasting, we tasted all the cakes.

03:57It was hard to pick.

03:58But we didn't pick those people to even make it.

03:59We found somebody else.

04:00The cake was delicious that we got out.

04:01It was.

04:02I love the cake tasting.

04:03I love the cake tasting.

04:04We tasted all the cakes.

04:05It was hard to pick.

04:06But we didn't pick those people to even make it.

04:08We found somebody else.

04:10The cake was delicious that we got out.

04:11It was.

04:19Ooh, look at those desserts.

04:21This is making me want some cake right now.

04:23I love cake.

04:25When we got married, we didn't even do a cake tasting.

04:27I wanted to.

04:28You did the cake tasting?

04:29Come on.

04:30What are you talking about?

04:31Wichita.

04:32Yeah.

04:33And then we put the topper of our cake in the freezer too late.

04:36And when we went to cut it, it was moldy.

04:37Yeah, it was bad.

04:38It was frozen.

04:39We had to throw it away.

04:40Whoops.

04:41Well, baby, I just want to say I love you so much.

04:46You mean the world to me.

04:48I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.

04:51Do it one more.

04:52You know I love so much.

04:56Uh-uh.

04:57What are you going to do?

04:58What are you going to tell?

04:59Or what are you going to say?

05:00Oh, no.

05:01He just did the cough.

05:03I mean, something's coming out.

05:04He's like, I'm about to tell you something.

05:06I'm going to get my throat wet.

05:07The bachelor party.

05:08Oh, my God.

05:09It's coming.

05:10I feel it.

05:11He's going to confess.

05:12Do you think he's going to bring up the strippers?

05:14I think that's what's going to happen.

05:15Oh, my God.

05:16He wants to tell her about the bachelor party.

05:18Remember when I had said I went to, I was going to David's house?

05:22And...

05:23Go to the point.

05:25Get to the point.

05:28Get to the point.

05:29Get to the point.

05:30I'm sorry to do that when I'm out of you.

05:31Get to the point.

05:35A stripper came over.

05:37And what do you do with the stripper?

05:41I didn't do anything.

05:42She did stuff to me.

05:43He's innocent.

05:45He's innocent.

05:46He's just a bystander.

05:47God.

05:48Oh, my God.

05:49Luke.

05:50Unbelievable.

05:51You knew this was going to happen.

05:53You touched her?

05:54I didn't touch her.

05:55I mean...

05:56I didn't...

05:57I didn't...

05:58Oh, my God.

06:01Oh, the cake.

06:02Oh, my God.

06:03You forgot your jacket.

06:17Girl, it's okay.

06:21You're going to be all right.

06:23I'm surprised she's not licking the rest of the cake off her fingers.

06:25Right?

06:27What an ending to date night.

06:29What a cake tasting.

06:34Who got spider webs in their house?

06:35Where?

06:36Oh, Greta.

06:38What is she doing right now?

06:39Is she putting her stuff away still?

06:41And he's reading.

06:42Apple is so cute.

06:45You love cats.

06:46I love cats.

06:50Hey, Matthew.

06:51Where are you?

06:52Hey, I'm in here.

06:53I'm going to take a shower.

06:55He's like, thank God.

06:57Yeah, I've been telling you that since we got off the train.

07:00You don't have to ask.

07:01Did you find enough space for your clothes?

07:06No.

07:07Look at her face.

07:08She's like, what the hell do you think?

07:11Three drawers?

07:12Of course not.

07:14Greta and Matthew.

07:16Aw.

07:17What is she wearing?

07:19Is it a one piece?

07:21Greta arrived earlier today.

07:23And is this how I would have wanted it to go in the first hour or two?

07:30Probably not.

07:31But I expected her to be pretty worn out from the day.

07:36Ugh.

07:37In other words, I expected her to be bitchy.

07:39He was being nice about it.

07:41Here's mom and dad.

07:43Mom and dad are home.

07:44That, I don't think it's going to be a good thing right now.

07:46The way she's acting, Greta.

07:48How's it going?

07:49Yeah, pretty well.

07:50Has Greta arrived?

07:51Yeah, yeah.

07:52She's just having a shower now, so.

07:54I bet she's tired, isn't she?

07:56She ain't in a good mood, so tread lightly, guys.

08:00Oh, my God.

08:01If she is not the cutest freaking London grandma I've ever seen.

08:06But she's tired, isn't she?

08:07As I sit in my rocker, looking at my lovely little family in my living room.

08:12Hi.

08:13Hi.

08:14Oh, my God.

08:15It's so good to see you guys.

08:18It's so lovely to have you in there.

08:20Yeah.

08:21Welcome.

08:23You're welcome.

08:24Oh.

08:25This is so cute.

08:28They look like a family.

08:29They do.

08:30They got the same kind of hairstyle.

08:31This is cute.

08:32It is more like Greta's mother.

08:35They look like each other.

08:36Yeah, Greta looks like she could be a part of this family.

08:40For sure.

08:41Yeah, we got you.

08:42Oh, my God.

08:43Oh, my God.

08:44Oh, my God.

08:46Oh.

08:47A cake here, too.

08:48Don't throw it in anybody's face.

08:50Or a cake?

08:52I feel like we need cake for this entire episode.

08:54Everyone's eating cake.

08:55Everyone's eating cake.

08:56Oh, there's kitties.

08:57That smells very nice.

08:59This is a vegan cake?

09:01That is a vegan cake.

09:02It's got blueberries in.

09:03It's got lemon in.

09:04And it's got apple and hazel on the top.

09:08Oh, my God.

09:09Are they not the freaking cutest?

09:11She had two tiny pussies up there.

09:14Oh, stop it.

09:16That's so dirty.

09:17This is such a cute moment.

09:19Finally, parents are very happy to see the spouse that they bring or their girlfriend or boyfriend.

09:25Your mother did not make me a cake.

09:28She'd make me nothing.

09:29Anywho, the positivity here is the parents are being nice, yes, for a change, which is really cute.

09:36I'm sure Greta's really tired.

09:38It's been a long, long day for you.

09:40I've been tired, too.

09:41I'm sure.

09:42Getting this place ready for her.

09:44But Greta's been traveling.

09:46Greta took off.

09:47She's like, you couldn't have said that any sooner.

09:49This is literally, like, what men do.

09:52You, especially.

09:53Just men.

09:54His mom's like, I bet Greta's so exhausted from traveling all day.

09:59And he's like, oh, man, I'm tired, too.

10:01It's been such a long day.

10:04How are you feeling?

10:06I'm just, like, kind of in shock right now a little bit.

10:09In shock?

10:10Yeah.

10:11Oh, that bed is small.

10:14I can't do smaller than a...

10:16It's like a childhood bed.

10:18It probably is.

10:19Look at the antlers behind his head.

10:21I'm dead.

10:22His pillow has antlers right behind his head, babe.

10:25Mm-hmm.

10:26He's a human moose or something.

10:28When I was unpacking earlier today, I felt really overwhelmed.

10:32I felt like the room wasn't really prepared for me to arrive.

10:37It kind of made me feel, like, not really welcome here.

10:41He put the G on the drawer for you.

10:44You're welcome.

10:45You got three of them.

10:46He was literally polishing clocks and doing everything he could to prepare.

10:51And he didn't think about the drawers.

10:53And so that's what she's not going to let him forget about.

10:55When I did such a thing, you would shout at me.

10:57You didn't clean anything.

10:59You didn't clean anything.

11:00He cleaned a lot of things.

11:02But there just wasn't drawers ready for her.

11:04I'm so tired, honey.

11:05I'm just going to go to bed, okay?

11:06Yeah, that's fine.

11:07Good night.

11:08Good night, darling.

11:09Please do.

11:10Please go to bed.

11:11Now that I all over you, I'm going to go to sleep.

11:13Night-night.

11:14I can't sleep with somebody on me.

11:15My arm gets tired and starts to get needles.

11:16It hurts.

11:17Start getting those pins and needles there.

11:18Exactly.

11:19And I got hair in my face.

11:20Ugh.

11:21You know what?

11:22Sometimes the best one is going to sleep.

11:23Yes.

11:24Wake up to a new day.

11:25Yep.

11:26It's a fresh start tomorrow.

11:27Let's just go to bed.

11:28In the morning, they're going to wake up with new perspectives.

11:30Forget about the drawers, hopefully.

11:31I wish they would have a sex, you know, that night.

11:32Because, yeah, instead of reset, it is G-set.

11:33Oh, my God, babe.

11:34And now you're reset, yeah.

11:35The sex is the solution for everything.

11:36It's not the solution for everything.

11:37She would forget drawers, anything, you know.

11:38For a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a.

11:40Yeah, I wish that we have a sex that night.

11:47Oh, my God.

11:48Please.

11:49The sex is the solution for everything.

11:50It's not the solution for everything.

11:52She would forget drawers, anything, you know.

11:54For a, a few seconds and then she'll remember the drawers.

11:57If it's good, she would, believe me.

12:02Sexy Shalita.

12:04I'm also known as Shalita.

12:06your stripper name is supposed to be the street you grew up on market square oh ladies and

12:13gentlemen get your wallets ready for market square the stupidest name in stripper history

12:20but let me tell you he's got a package i like it i got some cakes for us to try

12:26how was it you got a streeper didn't you it wasn't me i didn't order it

12:34the wedding is over

12:37the wedding is over this is why i don't trust you okay we're really missing out it's pretty good

12:47armando why am i in a poncho and a shower cap well because i made this cake you know with

12:53madeline she got naughty and crazy throwing that cake at luke i thought let's have a little fight

12:58let's have some fun we're gonna ruin your masterpiece it's fine it'll look prettier on you

13:03wow that's bad oh my god

13:17come on oh my god wait i don't want to waste this part let's eat some in the house

13:27ding ding ding ding we must be in india what are these big things no we're not in india are we in

13:39the wild west

13:41oh i think it's a new girl get it girl she a stripper oh she is wait a second she's not riding horses she's

13:54riding poles oh i love that i love it look at this hot mama though she cute

14:01i'm patia i'm 58 and i live in dallas texas 58 and doing this wild it must be senior night

14:12what kind of genetics does she have this dancing is a plus i didn't even ask you how you rate it

14:22you're just telling me but i cannot i'm a shark i'm 58

14:27i'm also known as shalita shalita that's a stripper name what was your stage name alex oh yeah

14:39the most common name in america but it's the most unique name in turkey actually your stripper name is

14:46supposed to be the street you grew up on and the name of your first pet what street did you grow up on

14:51market square market square oh ladies and gentlemen now tonight for the top performer get your wallets

14:59ready for market square the stupidest name in stripper history but let me tell you he's got a package

15:06so make sure i like it what would your stripper name be if you had an alter ego stallion

15:16don't make fun of me mine would be candy cane

15:19oh god go figure candy cane doesn't sound enticing yeah well when i'm done with you oh

15:26but now i'm hanging up my cowgirl hat to move across the world to be with my boyfriend dylan

15:34in australia we're down under he looks like he's a blue collar worker

15:39or a plumber oh we could use you right now we have some leaks here oh hello

15:43good day i'm dylan i'm 38 years old and i live in launceston tasmania

15:50hey you're from tasmania good i might i'm my name is hopper you need to work on that australian

15:56accent sweetie good i'm right i'm a plumber i do anything from plugging up leaks fixing dunnies

16:03him doing plumbing like this looks like some of the porn movies i've seen

16:07and he looks like a porn movie star dunny

16:12he looks like my handyman yeah i need to call him i've got some pictures to hang

16:19good day ladies i heard you had a broken pup in here i'd like you to get sucking wet

16:23oh there we go oh oh he is a stripper he's a stripper too i knew it i knew it so i started stripping

16:39and the phone started ringing a few years later australia's got talent came to town whoa

16:47gee hello yeah he's looking real good sorry babe and then suddenly i'm

16:53thunder from down under's mc in las vegas oh my god he was in thunder from down under

17:00this is a traveling men's dancer show where do you know this guy it's famous in america babe

17:06thunder from down under you don't get it i i get it but it's not funny for me

17:15and that's when i meet petea i moved to las vegas because my love life was a mess oh and vegas was

17:22gonna help girl my love life is a mess as well it's okay one night i was working and dylan came

17:29in we just started talking and then yeah i was just really just smitten with her oh cute i love them

17:38already do you think trust is going to be a red flag for this couple 100 because they know what

17:43happens i think they might be down with it because they they're both in the biz we'll see who knows

17:48he fell for these right away it was love at first boob sight

17:57love at first boob sight you love boobs you're a boob guy yeah you like my boobs immediately my boob

18:03guys not really not like immediately immediately i wasn't the first thing you don't see is my boobs

18:08you're looking in my eyes is that what it was he invited me to show he has the best abs i mean

18:17he does he does he has best up genetically so good abs you looked like that when i met you you were

18:24chiseled i was like god damn thank you so much for having me it's beautiful i never thought i would

18:32date somebody that was like 20 years younger than me a little bit of age difference but he likes it

18:38she's a cougar they don't have problems with each other with guys and girls all over them chloe could

18:43learn something from them we've been together for 12 years and still going 12 years 12 years god

18:51look at that girl's butt i'm sorry babe look at her butt see age differences work

18:59not trying to prove anything four years ago dylan and i moved to thailand for about a year we were

19:06fighting constantly so we broke up and then i came back to the states oh my gosh that's not a good

19:14sign i'm curious to know what like has caused them they said they're they were always fighting she said

19:20i mean yeah but what do they fight about i need to know more but dylan is so worth it he makes me feel

19:26like no one's ever made me feel but i just hope we don't fall back into our old patterns and break up

19:31again i don't know if my heart can take it anymore that is so crazy that's the beauty of love man i know

19:38they do love i mean it's been this long i think there's a problem about the dylan huh you think that

19:44there's a problem with dylan yeah i mean he he can be uh short-tempered guys with apps can have that

19:50problem i know that what you are so funny right now i'm that boat i'm i'm not anymore so now you're not

19:58so short-tempered i'm a turkish delight right now yes we share the car right we don't both get

20:04something out of your massages you get a happier version of myself look at this little spoiled princess

20:11does she do hard labor or what just do what she says come on buddy happy wife happy life yep all right

20:18babe you know it's fall we gotta get our scarecrow made i know have you ever made a scarecrow before

20:25yeah what'd you make them out of you use grass or you can just use like stick and push it through

20:32the arm oh yeah you gotta stuff those arms don't make our scarecrow have flimsy arms okay we are

20:38muscles over here tommy scartoni is his name i want him to have a bubble but like my husband

20:45so people can say where'd you get the idea for tommy and his giant butt i'll say well just tell my

20:51husband to turn around look at that oh tommy all right what's he looking like let's put them

20:57together babe i have his head and his hat he's gonna have to lean tommy's people are gonna step over

21:04him look at him now to put his little face on see you smile in here oh boy yeah look at him oh tommy boy

21:17i love him all right yeah see you later don't worry we won't leave you out here all night yeah we might

21:32oh they're exercising together good greta and matthew running for love looks like a cute little town it

21:41does it's my second day in england with matthew and i felt a bit unsettled but i think matthew knows

21:50the key to my heart because today he surprised me with the trip to the spa dude we love a spa day

21:56spa days are the best the last spa day i planned for us you fell asleep through every service it was like

22:03now we're gonna move into the couple's massage and it was like great the moment you hit the table

22:07one time this guy took me to get a massage the massage therapist his breath smelt so bad and he

22:17was like a hundred years old and then as soon as i thought the massage was over he was like all right

22:22now flip i'm shirtless i got no underwear i'm like uh we can just cut it short right there i'm okay

22:29we're spa people aren't we once in a blue moon it's pretty good isn't it well i get massages quite

22:36often in oklahoma like you know weekly massages really weekly look at this little spoiled princess

22:45does she do hard labor or what like why does she want massages that much look at that little side

22:50smile he's like in oklahoma we're not in oklahoma anymore a couple massage not a good thing why don't

22:58you care more about massages it's not about massages i'm not a massage guy so why i didn't know there's

23:03like massage people and not massage people i just thought everyone loves massages not everyone i'm

23:08fine to be the breadwinner here and support you and give you what you want to be happy but i think

23:14there needs to be a realistic cap on things you bought an upgraded engine on your car and you bought

23:20very expensive computer wow below the belt oh that's dumb no matter what they do it has to be for both of

23:30them or they don't get it at all no but she shouldn't be comparing it like well because she doesn't

23:35care about the upgrade in the car he does but it's his money spot can't be every single day remember

23:41when i say all this to you it's different we share the car right we don't both get something out of

23:48your massages you get a happier version of myself i don't think a happier version of you is very

23:54sustainable financially happy wife happy life yep just do what she says come on buddy well i like

24:01to spend money like on different crafts and all my decoration things that you always complain that

24:05i spend too much but that's what i like to do so that's i guess there's worse things you can be

24:09doing so yes you can buy balloons once a week i get my nails done my lashes done you're lucky i don't

24:15go get botox and filler that's hundreds of thousands of dollars what about me do i do anything to

24:22myself well that's your problem do it to yourself i'll tell you what you get a massage once a week

24:26i'm hiring a housekeeper once a week that's my massage hell yeah i'm really grateful that matthew

24:32is supporting us and i don't want to be a burden but i don't want to start this whole thing where

24:39we're keeping score on each other's sacrifices we're all ready if you want to come up for your massages

24:43now sounds good sounds good well that relaxation room wasn't very relaxing

24:48wait a second she doesn't want them to be keeping score she just let her literally kept score of the

24:58computer the new engine yeah now he doesn't even want a massage probably the massage he's probably

25:04like i don't even want this massage my mom calls me a wild horse you cannot tame i moved out when i was

25:1117 because i just don't like to be controlled we can be wild horses together but i'm definitely way more

25:17wilder than you you're just like the hot stallion i'm like the wild like bitch you can't catch me

25:24hell no since we have some stripper slash exotic dancers on this season you know when we play darcy

25:32and we got stuff for darcy and stacy and that and their wigs i have some heels still we never wore

25:38you didn't get rid of those i saved them for a great occasion and this is it we're gonna do a little

25:42runway walk i'm coming out you are really coming out your toes oh your toes are coming out okay three

25:52we can do this than better than any exotic dancer out there you're ready to walk down the runway let's

25:58go oh geez well great way to walk okay all right well that was sexy wasn't it yours there you go you

26:17got it shake it get a little twirl right there girl i can't get too confident i know if you get

26:24confident it's the oh my god wait we can't i think i'm okay okay let's go ow you're like a drunk girl

26:39on friday night come on i'll hold your hair back when you puke all right where are we or in dallas texas

26:50i see cheetah print mm-hmm cheetah print is a stripper print oh we're at texas back with the stripper

26:59patia good for her though honestly for being a stripper for 37 years because that is a good workout

27:04i love cooking enjoy it very much like i can make all types of dishes not us we at any family functions

27:14we don't bring anything whenever we go to a family event i bring the plates the ice the soda nothing

27:20that can be that i cook that can be judged you know what i'm saying i'm gonna mess it up i'm gonna mess

27:25it up because let us cook something and somebody don't like it we about to throw hands you want

27:29the potato salad my nephew's coming over he loves homemade food i'm really looking forward to cooking

27:37for him i haven't seen nicholas in a long time but when i told nick i was going to be moving out to

27:42tasmania he immediately scheduled a trip to come out and visit me voice the reason coming in hot

27:49he wants the tea he's like oh spill the tea so i can tell the rest of the family how many nieces and

27:55nephews you have you have i have two nieces and two nephews what is the difference between niece and

28:00nephew really tell me are you serious yes a niece is a girl and nephew is a boy we don't have different

28:10things in turkish what do you say in turkish we don't say it's only one it is yen yen means there's no

28:16gender you know it's yen is girl or boy it doesn't matter interesting i just love nick he loves me for

28:24the way i am he thinks i'm the coolest aunt because i was always like the wild one you're

28:30the coolest thing i can do a stripper girl it's like i'm bringing all my friends to your show

28:35she was the aunt that totally bought him alcohol underage 100 she's a fun end you're like the

28:42favorite uncle of your nieces well for one i'm the only uncle that's true

28:48so you win by default i'm the friend favorite nephew though i will say one of the favorite nephews and

28:54you're the favorite son oh and you're my favorite husband the only husband better be

29:00my mom calls me a wild horse you cannot tame i mean i moved out when i was 17 because i just don't like

29:06to be controlled 19. i moved out when i was 19 because i couldn't be controlled you can't put a saddle on a

29:14wild horse they tame you girl they tame you i was not tamed too untamable look at me she tamed me

29:25oh you poor thing we can be wild horses together but i'm definitely way more wilder than you

29:31you're just like the hot stallion that all the mares want to be around i'm like the wild like

29:37bitch you can't catch me hell no has your mom talked about me and dylan i've heard the typical

29:44story you guys have a 20 year gap right yes 20 years gap he's 38 yeah yeah this is like textbook

29:51cougar and the cub situation you know cougar and the cub what am i then what is a male cougar

30:00what's an old guy do a bear no that's if you're hairy grandpa and it's supposed to sound good you'll

30:07say grandpa grandson or something like that good lord i didn't say grandson weirdo what'd you say

30:13what are you then if i'm a grandpa a little chicklin a chicklin

30:21living in las vegas doing what we both did we were both performers we get into fights about jealousy

30:27and insecurities so dylan and i have broken up 20 times 20 times guys in your line of work

30:37neither one of you can be jealous on stuff my gosh 20 times in 12 years way more than eight

30:43literally that's almost twice a year they broke up gosh i don't know if you know this but he did

30:49propose to me in vegas okay like three years after we were together but he ended up taking the ring back

30:56wait he proposed to her and then took the ring back he's making some things that he's breaking up

31:02with her taking the ring off he can't decide what he wants yeah i feel like once you give them a ring

31:07you just kind of just give it to them yeah sunken cost yeah if you want to take my this ring back i

31:15would have been like that's your wedding ring you're not getting it back well it means the engagement one

31:19you weren't getting it back i'll tell you that you would have pawned it yeah why'd you give it back

31:23girl you don't ever give it back you pawn it at your age you should know that you're right but we're

31:29going to get married so it will work he's going to propose to me it can cost you so much if this

31:35doesn't work out and i don't mean to make you cry i'm sorry poor thing yes she's given so much of

31:43her life to this man you know what this man is playing with her because i know that feeling

31:49i played with people before if someone loves you so much and whatever you do she is ready to

31:55forgive you you always want to keep her in your life do you think this should be like the final

32:02chance she gives him because i do like whoa third time's a charm nope 21st time's a charm

32:10i have to make sure that this is a final time but at the same time i'm worried that

32:16if i did i mean i invested 12 years and if it doesn't work out i will come back and be alone

32:22that does scare me a lot she's a hot mama she's not gonna be alone forever how many last chances do

32:30you give a man at least 20. i want them to work i feel like she's really invested a lot and now to

32:38leave her beautiful home and go live in another country with this person who's broken up with her so

32:42many times yes that's red flag right big time not pink medley

32:55look at that thumb she must be double jointed you see that thumb look look it's over

33:04okay babe i'm gonna do a little mask on you tonight this is a salmon sperm mask what yes and it stimulates

33:12fibroblasts which causes you to create collagen in your skin so it's really ooey gooey it's sperm i'm

33:20gonna put this on your face okay it's gonna feel so cool relaxing so right now you are literally giving

33:28me a facial stop talking stop i've been dying to do this to you how does it feel sweetie

33:37i'm scared to say something you have no words refreshing it's so refreshing yeah that you're

33:43afraid to say anything positive i don't want to get used to it

33:45can i get like a napkin or something oh my wall he looks like someone puked all over him that's

33:58disgusting a napkin you need a towel he needs a shower so what cake do you think they're picking

34:03for their wedding look and madeleine oh my god these two it is not looking good you know getting

34:15cake all over you in some circumstances is fun i had fun i think it just depends on how you see it

34:23i didn't plan the bachelor party i didn't know about it i didn't order the stripper

34:27i was just there i never heard someone refer to it as that i didn't order the stripper like

34:34schedule coordinate i didn't order her like it's a delivery service yeah like it's a pizza would you

34:40have stayed there with the stripper no of course not look at me you wouldn't have no what would you

34:46have done leave good job i didn't know how to tell her but i also felt that starting a marriage

34:57without 100 honesty is not is not is not a good good place to start and look what honesty gets

35:04your cake in the face i mean i can hardly take this guy seriously look at him hey cake lady i guess

35:10you didn't get the job what cake did y'all choose none

35:21she took off the ring but if she really wanted to throw the wing she would have like threw it out

35:26the window not in the car she gonna pick that right up gosh she took the ring off this wedding

35:32might be cancelled babe no i'm sorry go go get married with the stripper oh my gosh that's what

35:42i'm talking about girl go marry that stripper i understand being upset but go get married to the

35:48stripper that's so that's a little too childish i'm not going to marry her i just felt her up

35:56medley

36:01look at that thumb that she must be double jointed you said thumb look look it's all man

36:08uh oh bye left him there uh-oh what's on the side of his head cake cake oh where's he gonna go

36:25tonight to the stripper i think that she needs to grow up some yeah sorry girl but that's just how i

36:32feel take it from grandpa next time on 90 day fiance the other way here we go next time on next time

36:43this is not normal yoga this is poop yoga what the heck is going on i have sperm on my fist so i'm

36:53not surprised anything what's poop yoga you struggle sometimes you should do this i don't have any trouble

37:01with that i do that every morning

37:06you might need a diaper jenny stop it right now you know she's got them diapers she's about that age

37:12poor jenny she just wants to be married and take her nap and eat her spaghetti

37:21i give to him so much

37:25he don't give me this thing to me she's still having a fit

37:29good thing you didn't even unpack yet it's only like day two

37:33no get out of here get out of here

37:37madeline this is not a good look for you sweetie get it together

37:42luke luke i don't even know what to say i know all we can say is luke re-evaluate

37:49do you see him jonathan asked me to stop his location sharing oh my god look at him but my physical

37:57eyesight doesn't need to stop tracking him wait is she spying on him yes she's up in the tree

38:05oh my gosh she's stalking him if your friends get in on the stocking that's a that's a good homegirl

38:11i like how you guys work wow babe this episode literally had it all it was so intense so crazy i'm

38:19like what is happening i wonder what next week's gonna look like man i mean it's gonna be crazy

38:25i can't wait to watch it i'm so excited

38:29ew i don't talk about who's yoga you know what we need to go with this drink what cake

38:37your nose wasn't the whole up your nose let's go pick through the rubble and find a nice piece we

38:42can do it hopefully we do a good piece mm smoosh cake well all right gabe this was a really fun

38:48night exciting episode so i'm gonna get ready for bed i'm gonna go until next time all right i'm gonna

38:55go wash my face again it smells like cake and i'm oily you never smell better do you think cake in the

39:01face is better than sperm on the face don't say that don't remind me i just forgot it you look pretty

39:06relaxed this is really nice believe it nice and hydrating you think it tastes good it does taste

39:12good look it doesn't look that good anymore why are you eating with your fingers we just threw a whole

39:18bunch of cake all over each other i think this is cool okay i guess i'll have a bit or two oh we already

39:24did this oh my god it's delicious though it is good actually and we wonder why we're getting fat you are not me

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