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Machanicles creates an evil robot giant to hypnotise Aladdin.
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00:00The End
00:30Watch out for the tail!
00:36He must be around here somewhere, Genie. Can you find him?
00:39Arf, arf!
00:49There he is!
00:51Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:56Thou, before the might of the Canocles,
00:59greatest of the great, great geniuses!
01:02Hmm... 324.
01:05A lad in the middle, some friends attack right on schedule.
01:16That always worked before.
01:18No fair dodging!
01:21Yeah!
01:28How does this work?
01:29Give it up!
01:30My scorpions will continue until Agrabah falls!
01:34Gee, that's really gonna bring down property values.
01:38That's not our worst problem!
01:48I think they want their pop-up.
01:51I've... I've got an idea!
01:52Me too!
01:53I'll ram this baby right down their mechanical brook!
02:00Whoops!
02:02Wrong lever.
02:03Maybe this one!
02:07Genie, you!
02:08Hold on, Al!
02:09I've got it this time!
02:18You are doomed!
02:20You unhygienic, tiny, brain-putred...
02:23...little nincom-pops!
02:25Two are you calling!
02:27Little!
02:28I'll teach him a thing or three!
02:31Genie, please listen to me!
02:34I...
02:35I've got it!
02:36I'll spray some oil!
02:37That'll slip him up!
02:38No!
02:39Bad idea!
02:40No, Genie!
02:41Not oil!
02:42What's going on, Al?
02:45It worked!
02:50Let me guess.
02:51That's what you were worried about.
02:53Right?
02:54Yes.
02:55Now, are you ready to listen?
02:59Now, look!
03:00Here's what I'm gonna...
03:03Ha-ha!
03:04Do your worst!
03:05No one can defeat mechanically's greatest of the...
03:12Alright.
03:13Almost no one.
03:26Yeah!
03:27Well, it's about time!
03:28Your little invasion didn't go quite according to plan, did it?
03:32Not according to plan A, no.
03:35But there's always plan B!
03:423.35 right on time.
03:44We'll finish this another day, boy!
03:48Doesn't you realize what water does to Silk?
03:53Genie?
03:54I know, Al.
03:55I ruined everything!
03:56I'm a fool!
03:57An incompetent, blundering fool!
03:59I'll always listen to you from now on!
04:01I'll do whatever you say!
04:03Just forgive me!
04:05Uh, just be a little more careful from now on, okay?
04:09I swear, next time before I do something stupid,
04:11I'll make sure it's something stupid we can all agree on!
04:15Nice reasoning!
04:17Ever consider a career in politics?
04:24What?
04:25What?
04:26What?
04:30Look at this mess!
04:31All my work reduced to rubble!
04:35Well, it's not like my creations grow on trees.
04:37They take months of meticulous planning!
04:40Each component is engineered with precision and fastidiously handcrafted!
04:45Isn't that what's good?
04:48Then it's test, test and retest!
04:50Until I have left no margin for error!
04:53Until I have left very, very nearly no margin for error!
05:06But the one variable I can never predict is Aladdin!
05:12Every time I attack anything, that poofy head fool gets in the way!
05:18That's what I hate about fighting!
05:20Someone always fights!
05:23It would be so much easier if they would just cooperate!
05:27Say, that's it!
05:30Cooperate!
05:32Mechanically easy, you are a genius!
05:35And mother wanted me to go into philosophy!
05:42Yes, yes, yes, yes!
05:43It's a gift from the ambassador of the...
05:47Oh, somewhere or other!
05:49Now, if I can just get his head on straight!
05:52Physician, heal thyself!
05:59Now, this ought to...
06:03Greetings, good people!
06:05My name is Gregarious!
06:07But you may call me Greg, your humble servant!
06:12Oh, my!
06:13A mechanized servant!
06:14How remarkable!
06:16Who did he say gave him this?
06:18Perhaps your highness would enjoy a cup of tea!
06:23How delightful!
06:25Wait, your majesty!
06:26I don't trust him!
06:28I am sorry you feel that way!
06:31I hope I have not offended you!
06:33No!
06:35Not at all!
06:37Uh, my apologies, Gregarious!
06:40Oh, please!
06:41Call me Greg!
06:45You know, I'm really glad you're here, Greg!
06:48Yes, you seem very intelligent!
06:51He's the smartest guy in Agrabah!
06:54He...
06:55Why, he is!
06:57I'll make you an advisor, Gregarious!
07:00No, no!
07:01I'll make you Vizier!
07:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
07:04I'll abdicate the throne!
07:06Your majesty!
07:08Those all sound like excellent suggestions!
07:12Please inform me when you arrive at a decision!
07:16What a great moment for Agrabah!
07:18Oh, Genie will wanna see this!
07:20Hey, what's a seven-letter word for a hit TV show starting with A?
07:24Genie Gregarious!
07:26Hmm, that's a G, Al.
07:28Gregarious, this is Genie.
07:30A tin man?
07:31Where's the scarecrow?
07:33Greg is our friend, Genie!
07:35Charmed!
07:39Ever consider seeing an ophthalmologist?
07:41Now, if you will retire to the garden, I shall prepare lemonade!
07:47There, we can discuss some suggestions I have for your palace!
07:52Oh, what a brilliant idea!
07:54I like it!
07:55Why didn't you think of that?
07:57Ah!
07:58Does something seem weird to you?
08:00Like there's something wrong with this Greg guy?
08:04Thought so?
08:05Well, I'll put a stop to it!
08:08Wait!
08:09There's something monstrously evil about Gregarious!
08:13No, there isn't!
08:15Not a thing!
08:17Oh, the Genie's jealous!
08:20No, I...
08:21What's the problem, Genie?
08:22You don't like Greg?
08:23If you've got a problem with Greg!
08:26You've got a problem with us!
08:28You do like Greg, don't you?
08:31Uh, whatever you say!
08:32Good!
08:34Try not to mess everything up this time, huh?
08:39Uh, I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut.
08:41What's the worst that can happen?
08:51Hey!
08:52Who am I to say this is bad?
08:53Just because Gregarious is turning this into...
08:57THE UGLIEST PLACE I'VE EVER SEEN!
08:59I'm okay!
09:01I'm okay!
09:02I'm okay!
09:03Everyone else loves Gregarious!
09:05Even the guards love him!
09:06And they hate everybody!
09:07I get to oil it today!
09:09No, no, no!
09:10It's my turn!
09:11Mine, mine, mine!
09:13There's nothing wrong!
09:14It's just my imagination!
09:16Oh, I don't wanna blow it again like I did with the oil!
09:19Hey, Al!
09:22You wanna look for treasure?
09:23You wanna go to the Congo?
09:24Wanna fight some big monsters?
09:25Huh?
09:26Huh?
09:27Do ya?
09:28Huh?
09:29Eh, maybe some other time.
09:31I told Gregarious I'd scrub the dungeon!
09:33Don't you just love what he's done with the palace?
09:35Such a nice, rigid sense of order!
09:38Some sense of order.
09:39Are you saying you have a problem with Gregarious?
09:42Al, it's just that-
09:43Gregarious has had the most wonderful idea!
09:46We've all seen what a fine job he's done fixing up the palace!
09:50Well, he's sent for a friend who will help do the same for all of Agrabah!
09:57Oh, wonderful!
09:59It's about time!
10:01Now you can't be down after that, can ya, Genie?
10:04Uh, whatever you say.
10:07What's that?
10:10Hold on!
10:14Ah, my friend has arrived!
10:18It's Mechanocles!
10:19We've gotta stop him!
10:20Now you're talking!
10:23But Aladdin, Mechanocles is a dear friend.
10:28Well, uh, any friend of yours is a friend of ours.
10:34No need for that, Genie.
10:36But-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-
10:38Hmm...
10:43Master Mechanocles!
10:45You will find everything in order!
10:47That'd be good!
10:49Ah, Mechanocles!
10:51Welcome to Agrabah!
10:53We are your humble servants!
10:55Right on schedule!
10:57Genie carpet!
10:58Kneel!
10:59You don't want to embarrass everybody, do you?
11:03Whatever you say!
11:08Excellent gregarious!
11:09Agrabah is ours!
11:10Ha ha ha ha!
11:11Ha ha ha ha!
11:12Ha ha ha ha...
11:14Ha ha ha!
11:16Ha ha ha ha ha!
11:17the city has simply got to be redone these streets like an ant farm trade is organized
11:32absolutely what an idea oh we we oh everybody says everything is fine who am i to disagree
11:42you see master mechanicallys the citizens are working very hard to sanitize the city in your honor
11:51come on we're behind schedule chop chop faster faster faster but i'm working as fast as i can
12:03i love it when i grovel no problem everything's fine everything fine everything no everything is not
12:24fine you and i have to talk genie what's the big idea al there comes a time when a genie has to
12:37stand up and say what's right that in mind you'll understand when i say are you nuts what are you
12:43talking about do i have to paint a picture for you okay mechanicallys builds evil machines gregarious
12:52is a machine mechanicallys built gregarious does this suggest anything to you sure it does
12:59you're jealous give me patience you're jealous because everyone likes greg so much because he
13:07can do so many amazing things oh right amazing things like making tea i can do that like make
13:16his eyes spin i can do that whoa
13:20eureka i am struck by the supreme realization it's the eyes the eyes step out of it al
13:29gregarious is bad mechanicallys is bad
13:37how what was i thinking hey you were mesmerized by gregarious those cheap parlor tricks don't work on us
13:48magical types come on genie are we gonna go stomp the bad guy you got it yes it looks like i got my best
13:57prison
14:00five fifteen polished throne five twenty six scrub grout five forty two terrorize populace
14:09it's over mechanicallys four twenty two already how time flies when you're a ruthless tyrant
14:16well your time is up tell that to my friends
14:24oh poor a wagon destroyed by his own friends i'm going to enjoy this
14:39why do you come against us
14:43uh why
14:45hello genie k
14:50i'm here for your complimentary makeover
14:53oh hon we've got to do something about those peepers
14:57how about a little eye shadow
15:00genie look at this mess i can't keep anything nice down here
15:05aladdin
15:08i i
15:10ow ow
15:13let's lose this accessory
15:15i know just what you need sweetie something to smooth out those wrinkles
15:22that ought to do it
15:24ah this is giving me a headache
15:26aladdin must pay for his betrayal
15:28jasmine no
15:29corvette
15:32let me go
15:35let me go
15:37oh
15:38the vile youth
15:39you disgust me you know that
15:41ow
15:42hey cut it out
15:43hold on al
15:44ah
15:46patui patui
15:51patui
15:52ew frog skin
15:54oh
15:55foul
15:56foul ruffian
15:57uh
15:58genie
15:59got it
16:00what what what what
16:01sorry sultan
16:02outrage
16:03she here young man
16:04mechanically you're through
16:06mechanically you're through
16:07mechanically you're through
16:08ha
16:11young Aladdin
16:12you have become troublesome
16:14ah
16:15ah
16:16ah
16:21oh
16:23gotta use one of those in the kitchen
16:25jeannie do something
16:31i'm honest
16:35we'll tackle this from inside
16:36you little bastard
16:42yikes
16:43ow
16:52ow
16:53watch it with that thing
16:54oh
16:55you can put an eye out
16:56ha ha ha ha
16:57ha ha ha
16:58ha ha ha
17:00ha ha ha ha
17:01Aladdin
17:02resistance will only make your demise more painful
17:05yes my boy
17:06look into his eyes
17:07don't struggle
17:09it is inevitable
17:11no
17:13i won't
17:14l
17:16snap out of it
17:17hey wuzz
17:19ss
17:21Muchas gracias
17:29Okay, time to find the central control cock
17:33There's no need to fight, Aladdin
17:37Yeah, no need to fight
17:40Now finish him
17:46You're right, Greg
17:48What was I thinking?
17:51Don't worry, Aladdin
17:53You won't have to think any more
18:03I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I
18:06I have not offended any more
18:09Hey, a lot of love went into that
18:14Oh my
18:18Aladdin?
18:20Oh, what a great way to work out your aggressions
18:22Got any more stuff I can smash?
18:24Ugh, stuck in a tiny pot with a sweaty primate
18:30If anyone would like to see my lunch, it'll be on display in about one second
18:35You're through, Mechanicles
18:39Don't you get tired of saying that?
18:41I know I'm tired of hearing it
18:43Now, let's see how you fare against my exploding attack wasp
18:47Exploding attack wasp
18:55Oh, well, look at the time
18:57My scorpions still work, and this time I've rust-proofed them
19:09Rats
19:11Dump sand on them
19:12Rip their gears out
19:14Perhaps very large toes
19:16No
19:17I think we should let Genie handle this his way
19:20Go ahead
19:21We trust you
19:22Thanks, Al
19:23Now, all these things need is an attitude adjustment
19:26Fifty thanari an hour, plus five
19:28Don't touch my babies!
19:42My own fiendish devices turned against me
19:44I hate irony
19:46I think he's scared now
19:52Wait till he gets my bill
19:53Good job, Genie
19:55I'm glad you learned to trust yourself, and not just agree with us all the time
20:00Who says I learned that?
20:02I did not
20:03Genie, you don't have to disagree with every
20:06Who's Genie?
20:07I'm not Genie
20:08But...
20:09And another thing
20:10I don't like the color of this palace
20:11It clashes with my blue
20:12And why do we always have to breathe air?
20:14Let's try something different for a change
20:17Maybe let's breathe water
20:18Or dirt
20:19Something that's more impactful
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