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Brassic - Season 7 Episode 3 -
Skool Reunion
Skool Reunion
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00:01This programme contains frequent, very strong language from the outset and adult humour.
00:18The thing about life...
00:22You've got to grab it by the fucking balls.
00:25At the end of the day, there's two types of people in this world.
00:31There's the fucking losers.
00:34And that's the fucking winners.
00:37And Ronnie Croft...
00:40Ronnie Croft is a fucking winner.
00:44Satisfied?
00:45Oh, I will be satisfied until you take me right here, right now.
01:06I said wake up!
01:08Get your things. You're going home, you loser.
01:11What happened?
01:19The best things in life are free.
01:22You filthy deviant, suzerate to party like it's 2006.
01:262006? Fuck off. Is that how long ago we were at school?
01:30Yeah.
01:31Yeah, we're old, mate. We're very, very old.
01:32Tom, what, do you need a business card for?
01:34Jesus fucking Christ, we're not noticed. We're balls deep in a fucking rebrand, love.
01:37Have you not seen your mother? She's a Bavarian beer wench, look.
01:40Go on, give us a jiggle, love let too much jiggle.
01:43Now that Ernst is a secret investor, I've had to germ in the place up with it, aren't I?
01:47Bringing new faces through the door, crucially, because I don't want to remind you, but I am the man who was voted most likely to be a millionaire in year 11.
01:55And the man that shat himself in year 8.
01:57Shut up and have your shots.
01:59Cheers!
02:00Oh my God, I'm so excited!
02:01He didn't even go to our school.
02:03Well, night out's the night out, innit? And his Vin not come in?
02:07No, it's too painful, you know, going back without Dylan.
02:13Yeah.
02:15JJ!
02:16Mmm.
02:17What's wrong with you?
02:18Sonny's ill, so I was just up all night. Listen, are you sure you just don't want to go on your own?
02:23This is the first night out we've had in ages, you promised me a good night.
02:26JJ, stop your whining and get a bratwurst down your mouth!
02:29Myself a semi!
02:30Oh!
02:32Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:33Fuck the right off out of it, no!
02:35Have you told him we're here?
02:37No, it wasn't me!
02:39Why didn't you tell me that you was in town?
02:42Because why would you?
02:43Why would you?
02:45You wouldn't, you wouldn't.
02:46You know what?
02:47I'll just be happy to accept me bag of gifts, and I'll be on me fucking way, okay?
02:51What are you on about?
02:53Good one, Erin.
02:54It's Ronnycroft's 39th voyage around the sun, yeah?
02:58It's Ronnycroft's birthday today.
03:00So me and you, why don't we go out?
03:02We'll have a nice little dance.
03:04We'll paint the town blue.
03:05Come on.
03:06Fine.
03:07Fine.
03:08No, Erin!
03:09It's his birthday.
03:10A key component of going back to your old school and proving to everyone
03:12that you are in fact now a very, very big dog
03:14is not to bring a hunt like Ronnycroft with you.
03:18Wait, wait, wait.
03:19What do you mean you're going back to school?
03:20Why are you going back to school?
03:21At a school reunion.
03:22Technically, he did go to that school, so he is allowed to go.
03:27I'd just rather he didn't.
03:28I didn't.
03:29But listen to me now, right?
03:31You do not embarrass me tonight.
03:34When have I ever embarrassed you?
03:36I've always been the shit.
03:37What is that smell?
03:38That, Ashley, is Tipex and Seaman.
03:39The scent of youth.
03:40Let's get smashed.
03:41Come on, Junior.
03:42Sugar.
03:43Come on!
03:44Yeah, that's...
03:45Hello.
03:46Ashley Dennings, as I live and breathe.
03:47Or should I say, Hawley's answer to Marlon Brando.
03:49Mrs. Leigh.
03:50My old drama teacher.
03:51How are dolls?
03:52Come on.
03:53Let's have a drink.
03:54Come on.
03:55Come on.
03:56Come on.
03:57Come on.
03:58Come on.
03:59Come on.
04:00Come on.
04:01Come on.
04:02Come on.
04:03Come on.
04:04Come on.
04:05Come on.
04:06Come on.
04:07Come on.
04:08Come on.
04:09Come on.
04:10Come on.
04:11Come on.
04:12Come on.
04:13Come on.
04:14Come on.
04:15Right.
04:16Come on.
04:17And when your pastry is all golden and tight over your meat, reach in and slide her out
04:25of the oven.
04:28Sickness.
04:29Vincent.
04:30Oh, you fucking hell.
04:33Christ.
04:34Amish Fagan.
04:35That was really fucking unkind.
04:37I mean, what the fuck am I going to do now there?
04:39You pick it up and you eat it.
04:40The world is on fire, Vincent.
04:43Humanity has gone to shit.
04:45And we don't need you wasting good pies now, do we?
04:48No.
04:49Now, be a good boy and grab us a couple of forks.
04:52There's been a development with kittens.
05:00After the buyout, me and the wife decided to up six.
05:02Half our time here, half our time in New York.
05:05Oh, yes, New York.
05:06I'm always over there.
05:07Really?
05:08Which bit?
05:09Just, uh, everywhere.
05:10What about business?
05:12Not still flogging gobstoppers?
05:14I'm a long way past Convictionary now, sweetheart.
05:19Yes, sir.
05:20Actually, I own the Rattencutter.
05:21In time.
05:22Yeah, yeah.
05:23Also recently acquired a gastro-establishment.
05:25Right.
05:26Who wants another bratwurst?
05:28Big plums.
05:29I think about your performance in Evita.
05:43Once a week, those thighs really did tell a thousand words.
05:47Tell me you still perform.
05:49Oh, well, I've been developing a YouTube personality.
05:52YouTube?
05:53Yeah.
05:54With thighs like those.
05:56That body was destined to be in a leotard on a stage, Ashley.
06:00Okay.
06:01Come on, come on.
06:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
06:03Is that Bruno Hodge?
06:04Remember not that they set fire to all those bins?
06:05Oh, smile, Erin.
06:06Don't need them to hang rats outside your house.
06:07Hello, right?
06:08Right.
06:09No, no.
06:10Come on.
06:11So, that's like actual fruit, yeah?
06:13That's all right, innit?
06:14Yeah.
06:15That's all right, innit?
06:16Yeah.
06:17It's all right.
06:18It's all right.
06:19You know?
06:20Ah!
06:21Ronnie!
06:22Oh, fuck!
06:23I'm sorry.
06:24I'm sorry.
06:25Oh, no.
06:27Hey.
06:30What's that?
06:31Oh, fuck, I'm sorry.
06:32I'm sorry.
06:34Oh, no.
06:35Hey.
06:36Oh, no.
06:37Hey.
06:38What's that?
06:39Hey, I
06:43Want Nick in anything I was I wanted to go in the movie. I don't give a shit. I don't give a fuck
06:51There's now here anyway just a packet of Siggy's in a book on overcoming intrusive thoughts
07:00You're Declan Duggan aren't you yeah Declan Duggan
07:03I prolong we used to sit next to each other in food technology. No, I'm Declan
07:11I heard you're really successful now. Yeah, hedge fund manager or some app my hedge fund manager
07:16Yeah, there's just hedges all over the gaffer trimmer my water. They may kind of just like attend to the med sector and so on basically
07:22That's really impressive. Thank you very much. I love a man who can manage a good hedge
07:33Oh my fucking god, so this is suddenly the best birthday of all time. Meet me in the science lab ten minutes
07:46He's damned to offer a peace meeting tomorrow 7 p.m. 8th floor of the JSB car park in Manchester a car park
07:56No, what did you expect sweetheart? Patricia's patisserie
08:01She touches extra for oat milk. All I'm saying is a car park. It doesn't feel peace-ish. It feels a little bit
08:09It feels a bit stabby
08:11Exactly
08:13Which is why I need you to drive me there. Oh
08:16Besides
08:17That is only the first half of my plan
08:21What's the second half?
08:23Just in case miss kittens decides to do something stupid
08:31You're my backup. Oh
08:34Fuck no, no, dude
08:36Christ on a fucking bike. No, I am Zen now. All right
08:41Crystals and stupid shit like a Zen Zen look green tea
08:44You owe me Vincent you owe me
08:48Do you remember I did not save your life just for you to be ungrateful
08:53I'll be back tomorrow afternoon. Just make sure that you're ready to go
08:58hmm
09:01So what about this is long worth is she still here? She's dead, too
09:06They're all dead now mr. Albury mr. Jackson mr. Trealty at least you're not dead
09:12I'm waiting on some test results. Oh God
09:18Well talking about death. I was sorry to hear about Dylan's passing. Ah, thank you. It's kind
09:24I actually have something of his if you want to see
09:29He mapped out every major star and comet and where they will be seen from Earth
09:34Oh
09:36It's been nearly every afternoon of year 11 working on it
09:40That's where I spent most of his time that year then yeah, no, I feel bad for starting that rumor that he was shagging the librarian
09:45You started it. Yeah, Angela had a disciplinary hearing. She still got it on a record
09:51Sorry, I'm sorry
09:53Ah, that is special we submitted his charge of the National Astronomy Society competition and he won
10:02Got a star named after him. Oh Dylan golden star hidden talents
10:06You should have all of this as the people closest to him
10:10Remind yourselves just how bright that boy was
10:14Thank you
10:16Oh
10:19Yes, it really was a wonderful artist
10:24Yeah, detailed
10:26Oh, yeah, that's it. Who's your day? Who's your boss?
10:30Yeah
10:31Hit me. Yeah, what can hit me?
10:33Hey, yeah
10:35Yeah, yeah
10:37Grab my balls
10:39Oh fucking hell. Have you got three hands?
10:41Oh
10:43His dancing is so bad. It's making me feel nauseous. I literally nauseous like whoa
10:47This is a bad night of my life. Honestly, sugar. I've not baby. I seriously distorted your concept of fun
10:54Did you let me do shots? No
10:56Come on, shots. She's like a fucking machine
10:59Oh, oh, dram teacher. 11 o'clock. Clock past 11.
11:02Brash yourself. Yeah, half 11. Yeah, I've got it Aaron
11:05Ashley
11:06You'll never believe what's happened
11:08Mr. Gibbons my duet partner
11:11Has been involved in a pile up on the M60
11:13I don't know what I'm gonna do
11:15We practiced all week
11:17Mrs. Waithe
11:19Prett not
11:21The show will go on
11:23Really?
11:24Show me my mark
11:26This one. Thank you
11:30That's late
11:32That woman is an apex predator
11:34Oh my god
11:40Apparently he bummed a dog
11:42Yeah, he bums poodles, yeah
11:44Poodles, I kinda get it with the poodles
11:46Do you? My thing's just like the curly hair and that
11:48Am I alright?
11:49Am I alright?
11:50It is you
11:52It's Runny Ronnie
11:53I thought that was you earlier scurrying off
11:56How's it going Runny?
11:57It's Declan actually
11:58And he's way more successful than you TJ
12:01You think this is Declan?
12:02No
12:04No, this is Ronnie fucking Croft
12:05You've been telling Porky
12:07He always was a little bullshitter
12:09Fuck off, TJ, yeah?
12:11Just fuck off
12:14What?
12:15I said fuck off, TJ
12:18Oh, you look like you wanna hit me
12:20I wanna hit you, yeah
12:21You wanna fight me?
12:22Yeah
12:23Do you wanna fight me one, T?
12:24Fuck off
12:25Don't fuck me
12:27Someone's had a bit too much to drink
12:29Runny!
12:30Fuck! I'm sorry TJ
12:35Oh, you fucking
12:40Oh, you fucking
12:44Fucking
12:46Tough night
12:48Why do men have to be fucking dickheads?
12:50TJ fucking Thompson
12:52He's been the bend in me life
12:53Bullying me from fucking day one, man
12:56But it's not like he didn't get enough out of me
12:58When we was at school
13:02He used to lock me in the fucking basement everyday
13:05Well, I know how you feel, pal
13:08I was bullied here too
13:10I came here tonight to confront the dickhead who made my life hell
13:14Fuck, I didn't turn up
13:17Waited years
13:19I just wanted to fight back
13:23That's it!
13:24That's it!
13:25Fight back!
13:27Fucking fight back for once!
13:31I wanna...
13:32Do you know what? I'd fucking kill him if I could
13:35But you can't, can you?
13:38You got a motive, everyone knows you
13:41Oh yeah!
13:42Oh yeah, well everyone...
13:43Yeah, of course!
13:44Ronnie Croft, dude!
13:45Blame Ronnie Croft!
13:46Maybe I should do it for you
13:47I was in the year above, no one knows me
13:52Hey!
13:58I could get TJ
14:00And you could get mine
14:06Hey, wouldn't it be good to just fucking win?
14:09Do you know what? You're fucking right there
14:10You're fucking right there
14:11You're fucking right there
14:12That's it!
14:13It's about winning fucking once, innit?
14:15It's a fucking great plan, aren't you?
14:17Class of 2006, what a night we've had eh?
14:27And I've just had some good news from the hospital about Mr Gibbons
14:30No internal bleeding
14:33Look!
14:34I'm stepping in for him tonight
14:35I just want you to put your hands together for the most amazing
14:39Ashley Dennings!
14:43Oh, fuck this
14:46Yeah, bravo
14:47Oh, baby
14:52Move closer to me
14:55Place your chest against mine
14:59Feel my heart beat
15:02Oh, baby
15:03I love how that belt fits
15:06The way it hangs so low
15:10So low on your hips, my darling
15:14I want you so
15:15Your body gives me such a thrill
15:20As it leans against mine
15:23I love how it feels
15:26As you lean against mine
15:29The smell of burning leather
15:33As we hold each other tight
15:37As our rivets rub together
15:40Flashing sparks into the night
15:43And if you really care for me
15:48Let me say it now
15:51Don't touch me there
15:53Don't touch me there
15:57Don't touch me there
16:00Don't touch me there
16:02Don't touch me there
16:03Don't touch me there
16:04yes yes yes oh morning yeah yeah yeah all the fucking gangs there yeah no
16:20do you play enough see becoming a regular fixture no I never agree to this oh my god if you were
16:31apparently that TJ Thompson never made it home last night they think something's happened to him
16:37they found a bloody trail not like a trail of blood I could get TJ and you could get mine
16:45fucking hell what are you doing right do you know TJ he's gone fucking missing has her yep
16:53what's got to do with you okay I was talking with this fella last night
17:01and I was saying I wanted something bad to happen to TJ like right he goes I'll do that for you
17:08but you've got to do something to some fella for me me what you're talking about what fella I don't
17:14fucking know but I'm now thinking he's fucking done something he's probably waiting for me to go and do
17:20something for him in return of the expectation of no no no no no run it think about it no one expects
17:27anything from you yeah oh yeah you'd have to be nuts wouldn't you to ask me to do something for
17:33you no Sunday wedding you do make me feel better like a lot of the time all right okay don't worry
17:40you're hand shagging right just stop saying weird shit like that ah good morning all I'm going to need
17:48all of you down at the station to discuss last night and anything you know about TJ Thompson
17:54Aaron Croft yeah come with me what's going on just ask fucking hell right I mean I have to sign in
18:06Ronnie Croft if that's his real name oh it is he's literally in here all the time theft drunk and
18:13disorderly afraid yeah I wasn't charged though was I okay Harper oh fuck me last night all that
18:23fucking drunken chat about how we want to get TJ fucked up because I'm on like my final fucking
18:29morning here oh yeah of course okay so we've got fuck all to do with that shite that drunken mouth
18:37speaks of sober heart Ronnie meal not that he's still alive just incapacitated for now I didn't have
18:50anything to fucking do with it this is you you're a one-man show what about the bit where you said
18:54you kill him no because you're just putting words in me fucking mouth there do you know what I'd fucking
19:01kill him if I could run a really think I didn't make a copy you made a fucking copy didn't you see
19:18here's the thing you're gonna do your end of the bargain because that's what's fair isn't it I got
19:23yours and you're gonna get mine I've waited a long time for my vengeance Ronnie and if you don't do it
19:31then well that recording is gonna go straight into the inbox of Carl Slater you're a fucking
19:37psychopath you're a fucking loser I don't do a favor the only person to ever do anything for you
19:47why do you think that is it's because no one cares about your flower so you're welcome hey you keep
19:58dumb and I see you outside cocker
20:01so good night last night sure I saw a bit of a row between you and TJ no no little tiff by the punch
20:20bowl well interesting because do you know what I'm thinking is it about bombing a dog I think last
20:29night you snapped I think after the reunion you decided to get your own back after TJ humiliated
20:37you know no I know you've got something to do with this I'm on to your honor
20:43well do you mean I didn't fucking say anything okay goodbye smart move I just want this over with
21:01right okay then so who do you want me to get
21:04Vincent O'Neill
21:10oh for fuck's sake
21:13fuck shit
21:21right are you sure you mean fucking Vinny he's not a bad lad you know he's a fucking dick but he's soft
21:28he's soft he's like fucking heavily tattooed margarine you don't know what he did to me
21:32it was 2006 year 11
21:39yeah yeah Vincent Dinnon quiet please or I will send you out it was a particularly hot day and
21:49mrs. Skloda was looking sublime as always so I rushed to tend to myself when he heard a voice voice of an angel
22:01Bruno you okay you should be in my room right now is that you mrs. Skloda yes it's me oh Bruno you naughty boy you really shouldn't be doing that without my help
22:15it was the most profound sexual experience I've ever had
22:20and it was all a lie
22:22you naughty naughty boy Bruno lad
22:24and I've been haunted by that voice ever since Ronnie
22:30all right just watch the road
22:31I've lost all confidence the few times I did get with a girl
22:33I can't focus I can't even get that hard anymore
22:36it's all because of Vincent
22:39O'Neill and the way his tongue danced on those vowels
22:46now here's what I want you to do
22:48I want you to film him
22:52wanking
22:53w-w-why
22:56that's right
22:58I want Vincent O'Neill with his todger out
23:01and let's see how he likes his personal preferences broadcast
23:05hey hey
23:11there you are
23:12hey yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what is this stinky vibe you bring in here
23:16I know this sounds ridiculous but I think our honour is about to do something really fucking stupid
23:21last night he got talking to someone and made this drunken deal about getting revenge on TJ Thompson
23:28and now TJ's missing
23:30exactly
23:31sorry sorry sorry
23:32since when have we started banding around words like revenge and miss a bit Agatha Christie
23:36and yeah it was just a drunken chat was it not I mean he didn't actually do it
23:39but the deal was made with Bruno Hodge
23:42and I've just seen Ronnie getting into his car
23:44oh god
23:46I think he's taking TJ as leverage until Ronnie does whatever fucked up thing Bruno wants him to do
23:50right yes no I hear you and I very very much I'm trying my best to care
23:55but obviously it is Ronnie inting
23:56yes yes oh
23:58it is Ronnie but he's son of fucking brother
24:00I mean I don't want Carl Slater pinning on him because he's an easy target
24:04yeah okay what do you want us to do
24:05right I think we should go Bruno's house
24:07then we can start there and work out where Bruno's put him
24:09he's not bloody in
24:13hello there this is Dawson's plugins and fittings your landlord's called us to say you can't access your water meter
24:21water meter I think about the water meter is that you
24:23ah voila
24:25well done
24:27watch out lads I need a roll up
24:29just try the handle
24:31oh look at that
24:33there we go
24:35come on
24:37what the fuck
24:51what the fuck
25:03what the fuck
25:05what the fuck
25:07what the fuck
25:09unbelievable do you know what I'd like to be able to come home and not be accosted in me own fucking house
25:25you were costing me fucking Kevin Acostner
25:27how have I Kevin Acostner'd you if you're in my fucking cupboard
25:31I wandered in
25:32I comes in
25:33I think how's me mate Vinny doing
25:35no you didn't
25:36you're just so full of fucking shit Ronnie
25:38why would I be mates with a cunt like you
25:40you're hard work fuck off
25:42I kind of wish people had stopped saying that mate
25:45because it's fucking getting to me a little bit I get it
25:47no one fucking likes me
25:48I thought you were meant to be all about the mental health stuff now
25:51all right all right fair enough
25:52yeah so yeah I'm sorry
25:54here we go
25:55tell me what's going on
25:57can I just have a little film if you're having to masturbate please
25:59the fuck is wrong with you dude
26:01no you can't film you having a fucking wank
26:03get out Ron
26:04why don't we just give you a little help and out
26:05weird
26:06no Ronnie
26:07take this fucking narrative
26:08just do it
26:09no my willies come out
26:10oh hello
26:12am I interrupting something
26:14nothing major to be honest
26:15are you ready to go Vincent
26:16100% can't wait to get out of it
26:18that's not weird
26:19we all of it
26:20very strict disturbing
26:21I'm gonna get
26:22get the fuck out
26:23Vin
26:24oh fuck
26:25he told you to get out
26:26so fuck off
26:27is he fucking
26:28he said fuck off
26:29is that a real gun
26:30yes
26:31fuck me
26:32get your coat it's cold out
26:34no
26:35look well without that beard
26:37hurry up Vincent
26:38I cannot be late
26:40kittens will see this as a slight
26:42you capisce
26:43oh shit
26:45oh shit
26:46oh no
26:49what's happening
26:50why have you stopped
26:52why have you stopped
26:53I'm gonna be late
26:54I don't fucking know dude
26:55it's making a noise
26:58no
26:59you had one job
27:00one fucking job
27:01that was the deal
27:02yeah and he fucking
27:04he said no
27:05he said no Bruno
27:06so what do you want me to do
27:08force a man to have a fucking wank
27:10so just fucking take me to TJ now
27:12or I'm gonna go full on fucking Ronnie Croft
27:15alright
27:18let's say to him now
27:21I'll get in the car then
27:23respect
27:28there's no fucking reception
27:29piss
27:31fuck
27:32what are we gonna do sweetheart
27:34oh
27:35oh
27:36oh
27:37it's that fat red
27:38can this day get any worse
27:40oi oi
27:46you alright
27:47do we look alright
27:49well
27:50any ideas
27:51yeah
27:52the alternator can't return the power to the battery
27:56it's fucked
27:58fucking hell
27:59going to town if it helps
28:01hmm
28:02well
28:08listen
28:09if you want to make that peace meeting
28:11we have to go with them
28:12hmm
28:14alright
28:15just don't breathe a word about what we're up to
28:17and if you need to mention kittens
28:19then
28:20say the word doggies
28:21or puppies
28:22puppies
28:23puppies will do that
28:24are you in or out?
28:25in
28:27oh it's terrifying
28:28the inner workings of a bona fide fruitcake
28:30wait there's no one here lads
28:31I've checked everywhere
28:32there's nothing here
28:33just a load of
28:35creepy old bric-a-brac
28:36but I feel off
28:37I feel like someone watching me
28:38look
28:39settle
28:40battle
28:41alright
28:42Ashley
28:43look
28:44in the immortal words of Tiffany
28:45I think we're alone now
28:46you see
28:47there's no one here
28:48don't worry about it
28:49we are absolutely alone
28:50everything is completely
28:51fine
28:52so what are you two up to then?
28:57oh we got a big job
29:00but I can't tell you what it is yet
29:02yeah because we don't know what it is yet
29:04it's for my uncle though
29:06and you won't disappoint
29:07what about you two?
29:09we're off to see a puppy
29:10puppy?
29:11what kind of puppy?
29:13one that does it it's told
29:15oh shit
29:16oh shit
29:18fuck
29:20get a fuck out road
29:22fate don't show her
29:23she's old
29:24well just hang on
29:28are we not going to fucking stop for her?
29:29no
29:30come on
29:31dude it's an old lady in the middle of the road
29:33he's pissing it down
29:34Vincent I cannot be late
29:35it's fucking biblical
29:36oh fine
29:38fuckity fine
29:39pick her up
29:40pick the bloody damsel up
29:41the more the bloody maria
29:42just throw it the fuck up
29:43oh for fuck's sake
29:45this better be quick
29:46thank you so much for stopping
29:48hey you're alright love
29:50don't worry about it
29:51hey listen where are you headed?
29:52are you going back to Hortley?
29:53oh no
29:54I'm going home to surprise my boyfriend in Manchester
29:56but I missed the bus
29:58oh yes
29:59you menx
30:00listen we're going that way
30:01we'll drop you
30:02really?
30:03what about the puppies Vincent?
30:04he's on the way
30:05yeah well it better be
30:06my uncle hates people being late
30:20oh fuck it
30:21what's up cucka?
30:23it's just a school basement
30:25I just did what you wanted me to do Ronnie
30:30I just did what TJ used to do to you
30:33yeah
30:34oh we could keep him down there
30:36no
30:37no
30:38no no no
30:39no
30:40we've got to um
30:41we've got to go
30:42we've got to go and get him
30:43you're the boss Ronnie Croft
30:46oh fuck it
30:47oh fuck it
30:48oh fuck it
30:49what on earth is she doing in there hmm?
31:01I mean did she expire mid excretion?
31:03she's old isn't she?
31:04it just takes a bit longer doesn't it?
31:06well she's been at it twenty fucking minutes
31:08and en route my arsehole this is making me very late for my meeting
31:14oh right chill out we're late too anyway I thought you were going to see a puppy
31:19yes I am a very important puppy
31:25right come on we're ditching her in the van chop chop
31:28er no we're not ditching her in the middle of nowhere
31:31we'll fetch her then
31:33alright
31:34can help
31:35oh here she is
31:36oh hello my dear
31:38I do hope we're not rushing you
31:40thank you so much for this
31:41you've all gone out of your way
31:43oh no no not at all
31:45you know
31:47you've got beautiful eyes
31:50I can tell there's a kind man in there
31:54nobody's said that to me before
31:56but you're lonely aren't you?
31:59my brother died
32:02I've known grief too
32:04but you have to let it go
32:12right well enough of this little interlude
32:14hmm
32:16better get you delivered to your sweetheart
32:30right
32:31here we are
32:33let's see how he likes it
32:41what the fuck is wrong with this?
32:43pity
32:47what the fuck is wrong with this place
32:49oh ho ho ho ho
32:50ugh
32:51you two need to spend some quality time together anyway
32:52oh ho ho ho ho ho ho
32:53oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
32:54oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho what the fuck is wrong with this fight
32:56oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho working on sitting on to theidamente
32:58She does look a bit like him.
33:12I don't fucking know, mate. All nans look the same to me.
33:14No offence, love.
33:16There you go, Margaret.
33:19Oh, lovely.
33:21Right, we best get going.
33:22Mmm. Shall we?
33:24I don't want this flavour.
33:26Oh, well, I'm sorry, that's the only flavour you've got.
33:28Well, shit in your hands and clap them too.
33:31Bruno, is that you?
33:34Where is he?
33:34Here. Oh, hi, I can see you all.
33:37You think you can just break into my flat, do you?
33:39Well, I'll tell you what.
33:41Bruno, I don't fucking want this pea soup.
33:45Full of fibre, Nan. It's good for your bowels.
33:47Yeah.
33:48Now, you need to pack it in and you need to leave my brother out of this.
33:51I was offering your brother a chance for vengeance.
33:54All those years of being locked up in the school cupboard by TJ.
33:59Years of being bullied and humiliated by him and he still doesn't want revenge.
34:03What are you on about?
34:05What?
34:06Oh, Ranney was getting bullied.
34:07Come on.
34:08Come on, it's not exactly a fucking plot twist, is it?
34:10I mean, it's wrong with Ranney.
34:11Ranney.
34:12Now, listen up and listen close.
34:15You're going to bring Vincent O'Neill to the school.
34:18And if I get a whiff of the police,
34:21I'll burn the whole thing down.
34:24We're Ranney inside.
34:27Not ideal.
34:28No.
34:29It's not ideal, is it?
34:33Help!
34:34Help!
34:34Someone help me!
34:36Someone, please!
34:37I'm not going to fucking hurt you.
34:39How the fuck do you know, Runty?
34:42What?
34:43Help!
34:44What was that?
34:45How would I know?
34:46Because you used to fucking lock me in there every day.
34:53Yeah.
34:54And then you went and cried about it.
34:56To go-go gadget fucking psychopath out there.
34:58And now we're both going to fucking die.
35:00You fucking bastard.
35:03Fuck off.
35:04Oh, fucking.
35:05We are really late, Vincent.
35:08Has he texted back?
35:09Yes.
35:10Oh.
35:11Um.
35:12He's saying we're doing it next week.
35:14It's probably for the best, isn't it?
35:16Maybe it is, Vincent.
35:18Maybe it is.
35:20Hmm.
35:21At least maybe we'll get lucky tonight.
35:24Oh, shit.
35:25Look at all them.
35:28Give me a minute.
35:30Right.
35:32Oh, it's your Uncle Jay.
35:34What?
35:35Says jobs have been moved to next week.
35:36Same time, same car park.
35:40I don't know, Faye.
35:42It all just feels a bit dodgy.
35:43No, don't worry.
35:45Listen, my Uncle's the big fucking cheese.
35:48Right?
35:49No, honestly, it must be good for us.
35:50All right.
35:51It will.
35:52Good for us, okay?
35:54Vinnette, we're at Sugar's.
35:55Where are you?
35:56What the bloody hell's going on?
35:57He's running.
35:58He's in trouble.
35:58Of course he fuck it.
35:59Do you know he's been around my gaff this morning,
36:01trying to get me to wank off in front of him?
36:03What?
36:03Vincent, Tom, I hear.
36:05What kind of wank?
36:06What kind of fucking question is that?
36:08There's only one wank, dude.
36:09I mean, come on, love.
36:10There's...
36:10I mean, it's...
36:11Posh, on your side, exotic, thrust, reverse, thrust, cat-cow.
36:14They're bigger than the 80s, that one, obviously.
36:15Fruity-tootie, malevolent.
36:17Okay.
36:18All right.
36:18Hey, now, listen, he's been set up by Bruno Hodge.
36:21Bruno took TJ, and now he's keeping them both hostage at the school.
36:24He's obsessed with you.
36:25He's really weird.
36:26He wants to talk to you.
36:27Oh, that's fantastic news.
36:29Shall I see you there, then?
36:30And your classic spit and polish.
36:32Shut up!
36:32Come on!
36:33It's a beginner's one, aren't it?
36:34Yeah, yeah.
36:35Entry level.
36:35I know it well.
36:37Fuck you!
36:38Enough!
36:40What?
36:41What?
36:41I tell a couple of jokes and pull a couple of pranks.
36:43Do you want me fucking dead?
36:45I didn't say dead.
36:47I heard the recording.
36:49TJ, I was fucking angry.
36:52Because you pulled the same shit yesterday that you did on the first day of school,
36:56and then every fucking day after that.
36:59It was just fucking kid stuff, Ronnie.
37:02We're not kids anymore, are we?
37:07I'm a fucking person.
37:09I'm a fucking real person.
37:15I'm not just some fucking runty little fucking smelly fucking shit that everyone could just
37:22fucking kick about and smack around the head and fucking have a go at it all the time.
37:26It's all the fucking time.
37:29And I know why they do it.
37:31I do.
37:32And that's the most annoying part.
37:35Because I am a liar.
37:36I am a bullshitter.
37:39But if you've been told that since day one, that you're fucking nothing, that you're a piece of shit,
37:48by everyone all the fucking time, then you're going to start believing that, aren't you?
37:54And if you start believing that, then that's when you're going to be, innit?
38:01I just want to point out, the reason I locked you in that cupboard on day one is because you nicked my fucking wallet.
38:21And the nickname is probably the smartest thing I ever come up with.
38:33It just stuck.
38:37I'm sorry.
38:43I'm sorry.
38:47I'm sorry.
38:48I'm sorry.
38:49Right.
38:50Right.
38:51Fuck this.
38:52Right.
38:53Should we get out of here?
38:54It's a bit.
38:55Do you suffer with your back?
38:56Oh, yeah.
38:57When it gets cold, man.
38:58It's just me hips, mate.
38:59Go on.
39:00You go and twat the door down.
39:01I'm fucked.
39:02I'm fucked.
39:03You do it.
39:04You do it.
39:05Help, guys.
39:06I'm sorry.
39:07Where have you been?
39:08I got stuck with an old lady about 60 miles away.
39:09It's a fucking long story.
39:10Right.
39:11No, come on.
39:12Come on.
39:13Can you smell petrol?
39:15Where is he?
39:16I don't know.
39:17Oh, Christ.
39:18I'm right here.
39:19If anyone moves, I'll drop the lighter.
39:20And this place will go up in flames.
39:21Oh, yeah.
39:22Oh, yeah.
39:23Oh, yeah.
39:24Yeah.
39:25I got stuck with an old lady about 60 miles away.
39:26It's a fucking long story.
39:27Right.
39:28No, come on.
39:29Come on.
39:30Can you smell petrol?
39:31Where is he?
39:32I don't know.
39:33Oh, Christ.
39:34I'm right here.
39:40If anyone moves, I'll drop the lighter, and this place will go up in flames.
39:47Oh.
39:48Yeah.
39:49Now.
39:52Hello, Vincent.
39:54Bruno. Bruno, listen.
39:56I can tell that you're really fucking upset, dude. I can tell.
40:00Upset?
40:00Yes.
40:02I know, I'm not upset.
40:04I'm enjoying this.
40:05Right.
40:06I've waited years for this moment to see the fear in your eyes.
40:13Right, it's working.
40:14I'm wondering whether there might have been a bit of a misunderstanding gone down.
40:18I don't know what you're after.
40:21It's you I want.
40:23Right.
40:26Now take all your clothes off.
40:29What the fuck is wrong with everyone?
40:30Take your fucking clothes off or I'll do something you regret.
40:34I'll see this place go up in flames, I swear down.
40:36I believe you, Bruno. I believe you.
40:39Why the fuck do you want me to get me kit off for you?
40:41Because you must pay.
40:44Four fucking watts, Bruno.
40:47Oh, you don't even remember, do you?
40:51Man, I don't remember shit. I don't remember anything.
40:54I'm fucking stoned all the time.
40:55Yes.
40:56Well, let me refresh your fucking memory then.
40:58Mm-hmm.
40:582006.
41:01In the toilet, you pretended to be Mrs. Skloda.
41:06Humiliated me.
41:08I remember it.
41:10I remember it.
41:12It weren't me, though, dude.
41:15It was Dylan.
41:15I swear to God, I can't do voices.
41:19He can't.
41:19He was good with voices.
41:21Bad.
41:24It wasn't you.
41:27No!
41:27No!
41:32But where the fuck is he?
41:34Where the fuck is Dylan?
41:36He wasn't here last night.
41:38He died.
41:39Well...
41:44Well, someone pays.
41:47Someone has to pay for what I've gone through all my life.
41:51Do you know how many flaccid nights I've had because of you and your stupid fucking mate?
41:55Can't imagine.
41:55Oi.
41:56Lots of information, isn't it?
41:57Well, it's too bad.
41:59Because I'm not leaving here until we're even.
42:01I want to be seen.
42:04Bruno!
42:05Oh, right on cue.
42:10If it isn't Runty Ronnie.
42:12Oi.
42:13Only I get to call him that.
42:15You fucking...
42:16You stop now.
42:18Right, run it, run it, don't.
42:19There's petrol all over the floor.
42:22Someone must pay!
42:24Enough!
42:26Get by this, you man.
42:27Fuck!
42:28Oh!
42:29Oh, fuck!
42:31Put up.
42:34Yeah, you.
42:35Sexy Mr. Moustache guy.
42:38Hold on.
42:40Ah-ha!
42:41Come on, Runny!
42:41Fuck it, yes!
42:42No, I see that!
42:43Well in, dude.
42:44Fuck you.
42:47Dude.
42:48Get in.
42:48Let's check you haven't killed him.
42:49You all right?
42:49I'll check he's alive.
42:54Oh, here we go.
42:55Right, now, it's only a mock-up.
42:57Right, it's only a mock-up.
42:58I've got Liz to do a draft of the poster.
43:00What do we think?
43:01Come on, you're a crowd-pleaser.
43:02I mean, Mrs. Waif, we're right.
43:03What the fuck?
43:05Lovely.
43:06All right?
43:10You all right, Henning?
43:11You all right?
43:12Mm.
43:12I'm just, I'm sorry.
43:15I'm sorry for just causing this much of a shit stink again.
43:19It's not your fault.
43:22For once.
43:26Why didn't you tell me?
43:28About what?
43:29Why didn't you tell me that you were being bullied?
43:33Come on, Eddie.
43:33Ronny, I would have done something about it.
43:35I wasn't going to do that.
43:36I couldn't do that.
43:37Ronny.
43:37I'll talk about all the other shit I was putting you through.
43:39You're still my brother.
43:40Hmm.
43:41All right, granted, yeah, you were a massive pain in the ass.
43:44I used to be a dick.
43:44No, you still are.
43:45Come on, I still have you.
43:46You still are.
43:47Right.
43:47But you're still my brother.
43:49Yeah.
43:49And I still love you.
43:53It's just, I don't want to be a fucking nutter anymore, Eddie.
43:58I want to be the brother you can be proud of, you know?
44:02I really do.
44:03And I fucking will be.
44:05All right?
44:08Ow.
44:09Ow.
44:09What's in your hand?
44:10Ronny, what is in your hand?
44:11It's a fucking cash tin.
44:13Right, I just, I was in the headmaster's office.
44:14I wasn't going to leave it.
44:16Minding it.
44:16Yeah.
44:17You're minding it.
44:17So now I'll keep hold of it.
44:18All right.
44:18I fucking love you, Eddie.
44:19Fucking love you.
44:24Christ.
44:26What are you doing?
44:28Dylan's got a piece of that sky.
44:30Do you know that?
44:31Has he?
44:32Mm-hmm.
44:33How come?
44:34He won a competition.
44:36Had a star named after him.
44:37Well, you kept that fucking quiet, didn't you?
44:39She didn't tie your fucking star.
44:41Yeah.
44:42Christ.
44:42Can you see all this, you arse of a man?
44:46Floppy-haired twat.
44:48Christ, it better be that bloody bright one there.
44:51That's a plane, Vin.
44:52No.
44:54That may seem...
44:55Me too.
44:57Ah.
44:58Dark, black, is the colour of my life.
45:07Me and my husband, Vernon, we met at this night that Curtis started.
45:11I want us to have one last rave together.
45:15I'm hearing noises about an illegal rave.
45:18I can't do it and help me old mate, Matty Ravenscroft.
45:20Nobody move!
45:21I know a venue.
45:23Corbett.
45:23There'll be no rave happening here.
45:36I've got so much trouble in my mind
45:39I've got so much trouble in my mind
45:43I've got so much trouble in my mind
45:47I've got so much trouble in my mind
45:51Give me the strength to carry on
45:55Give me the strength to carry on
45:59Cause everything I've got is just about gone
46:04And I think about...
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