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Brassic Season 7 Episode 2 - Germany (2025)
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00:00Misunderstanding about the room and oh oh now we're talking
00:10The overzealous but uh very effective
00:19Hello, who is this? We've got I can't hear a word. You're saying
00:23I said we have your wedding. Howl? No, fucking forget it, postpone the wedding or the owl gets it
00:33Just to be clear, we're not actually killing the owl. I'll kill you before I kill the owl
00:41Sorry, excuse you. You look like a man who knows how to enjoy himself
00:46You got that right. We're men of means. We're men of the world. What say we find ourselves a couple of companions
00:55for the rest of the evening? Unfortunately, Rory, no stairs behind me. Oh, I've met a wonderful woman and I'm getting itched
01:04Yeah, well what the eye doesn't see the heart can't mourn
01:11Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. What happens in Holly stays in Holly definitely some fucking couch is she? Oh, yeah, let me tell you
01:22Amazing in the bedroom. Oh what she can do with her tongue. Yes, let's be laws against
01:30Yeah, so apart from the occasional condom wank
01:35I'm a one-woman man
01:37Oh
01:39Oh
01:47Sorry lads, I tried everything, but there's no chance he's cheating on mrs. B. He is smitten this lad
01:51We saw he's all smiling for look at his eyes look at his little face. He don't know dear
02:00Excellent work fella
02:03Go Ashley
02:08You've got me my venue
02:11I hope you have the most wonderful day
02:17Release the homes
02:26Fabulous money-making capable of you ever flown come fly
02:29I mean the people are my airline
02:32It's like a rochdale nightclub and throw down time hideously ugly people going on endos and lads weekends
02:39Mick the builder with his tuts and he's big-tick
02:43You'll think you haven't got three brain cells between them come fly
02:48Taking hideously dunked chavs abroad since 1982
02:51Awesome
02:52Awesome
02:54Fly
02:54Fly, fly, fly
02:56A prominent pr mogul has resigned today after making a series of disparaging remarks about the customers of one of his biggest clients
03:04Earlier today a private conversation was published
03:07Which has been told when made a series of shocking comments about customers of one of his biggest clients
03:12I never came down
03:16Smag your love like a fever
03:20Smag your love like a fever
03:24Smag your love like a fever
03:26Smag your love like a fever
03:27Smag your love like a fever
03:36Hi up me duck
03:37Here I am
03:38Guess where
03:39Ireland with my wife
03:40Carol she wants to show me where she grew up
03:42and she says we might even meet a leprechaun if we're lucky
03:45Oh yeah we'll probably see some leprechauns but they'll probably be
03:47Cobbling their shoes
03:48Cobbling their little boots
03:49Oh is it a joke
03:51Anyway
03:52I love you man and
03:54Don't die or anything
03:56Oh, he's a fucking heart-breaker.
04:05Do you think, then?
04:06I think you've done a good job.
04:08Mmm.
04:09I am concerned your dad might not approve with your career choices.
04:12Oh, fuck him, me dad's a cunt.
04:15You have a lot more in common with him than you know.
04:19God.
04:23What the fuck?
04:26Oh, I'm just sorry.
04:28Hang on a minute, I'll be back.
04:38Davy?
04:39Not me, governor.
04:40Davy, what the fuck are you doing, man?
04:43Now the name is Alfred.
04:45Alfred Barnard.
04:53How are you gonna report this?
04:54Wherein lies a very cunning plan, which involves me going for four days to Dusseldorf.
04:59You are here for the bukkake?
05:01Yeah, right.
05:02What's the worst that could happen?
05:03No, no, no, no, no!
05:06You didn't take the insurance?
05:07No.
05:09You mentioned bukkake one more fucking time!
05:19Fingering fish again.
05:20Let's give the best goodbye to the beautiful man that was Dylan Golden.
05:27Go and give your friend a fantastic send off.
05:30The funeral he would have wanted.
05:33Come on, let's have it!
05:34Scream if you wanna go faster!
05:35Woo!
05:51Okay, Dougie, stop wriggling, dude.
05:54I've got a dead leg!
06:02Too young to die.
06:03And they're a truly young!
06:04Yeah, I'll learn to drive!
06:06There was a blowout!
06:07Sonny's gonna be perilous.
06:08He's gonna have to live with Sugar's mum!
06:11That is bad, actually.
06:12What we're drinking and a bad taste in men.
06:20Sure, could we just stop talking and concentrate on not dying, please?
06:24We're the ever-loving fucker Jim and Shirley!
06:34Siri!
06:35Take me to Calvertdale!
06:37Directions to Calvary Sailing Club, Stoke-on-Trent.
06:40Calvertdale!
06:41Calvertdale, you cunty, cunty cunt!
06:45Playing country music songs from Spotify.
06:48Oh, for fuck's sake!
06:51Here we are. Here we are.
06:53Guys, it's Jim and Shirley.
06:54Calvertdale!
06:55Hey!
06:56Hey!
06:57Stop it!
07:04Oh, fuck!
07:05I don't know why you bother turning up.
07:16I could probably do this with my tractor.
07:17My tractor's an ox.
07:18My tractor's stronger than your tractor any day of the week.
07:21Your tractor's a lady tractor.
07:24Your tractor's a cunt!
07:25Your tractor's a cunt!
07:26Your tractor's a cunt!
07:27Hey!
07:28What is some fucking vomit?
07:29Then I move on!
07:30All right.
07:31Get your fucking hair on.
07:32Come on.
07:33Right, come and hurry up!
07:34Okay.
07:35We need to motor that bullet at the same time.
07:37I'll count us.
07:38We'll go on three.
07:39Ready?
07:40One, two.
07:41I never said three!
07:42Oh, shit!
07:43Oh!
07:44Oh!
07:45He's got to drag us over the edge!
07:46Fucking hell!
07:47I'm bailing!
07:48What?
07:49I'm bailing!
07:58What?
07:59Oh!
08:00Oh!
08:01Oh!
08:02Oh!
08:03Um...
08:04Oh!
08:05Oh!
08:06Oh!
08:07Oh!
08:08Oh!
08:09Oh!
08:10Oh!
08:11Oh!
08:12Oh!
08:13Oh!
08:14Oh!
08:16Oh!
08:17Oh, God.
08:22For God's sake.
08:28Look at how we slowed its fall.
08:30You might still be alive.
08:32Get some help!
08:34We're getting some help! Hold on!
08:37Siri, call Mountain Rescue!
08:39Calling Martin Riskay.
08:42For God's sake!
08:44The best things in life are free.
08:47But you can give them to the birds and bees.
08:50I mean, um!
08:51I want.
08:52I want.
08:53I want.
08:54I want.
08:55I want.
08:56I want.
08:57I want.
08:58I want.
08:59I want.
09:00I want.
09:01I want.
09:03Mm.
09:05Fucking hell.
09:07What the fuck are you doing?
09:08I'm omming.
09:10Coming?
09:11No, I'm not fucking coming.
09:12I'm omming and you've ruined it.
09:14It's a Hindu tradition.
09:16Supposed to help you.
09:17I don't know.
09:18Shack for a summit.
09:20So it's true then.
09:21What they're all saying.
09:23You've gone weird.
09:24I haven't gone weird.
09:25I'm just...
09:26I'm just trying to reflect a bit, that's all.
09:28We all nearly died that day, Vin.
09:31But there's still pigs to feed and shit to be shoveled.
09:34Come on.
09:35Taking you for a pint.
09:36Hey, I'm not going drinking.
09:38I've read about it.
09:39It just contributes to it all, doesn't it?
09:41Depression and...
09:43Fucking anxiety and that.
09:45Fuck me.
09:46This is more serious than I thought.
09:54Look.
09:55I'm no counsel of it.
09:57But as that cunt out of Morgan Mindy said,
10:00when he got those little privileged twats to stand on death in that poetry film.
10:04Can't be.
10:05Can't be.
10:06Damn.
10:07You'll be right.
10:08I'm just...
10:09Fuck me, man.
10:11My head.
10:12I don't know why it does it.
10:14It just...
10:17I get really sick of myself.
10:19And there's times where I just think, fuck it, you know.
10:23I wish for this sweet oblivion.
10:26And then I get to it and I just...
10:29You want to live?
10:32Yeah.
10:33Me too.
10:39And this is a year of buccacke.
10:43Dude.
10:44What the fuck?
10:45We're in a good spot, guys.
10:46We're doing well.
10:47You know, there's no bloody McCann.
10:49He's dead.
10:50Bloody Manolito.
10:51He's fucked it as well.
10:52No one's trying to cut anyone's todger off.
10:54I say we just go back to ways of old.
10:56You know what I mean?
10:57We grow the weed, sell the weed.
10:59The odd fucking job on the side tech each day as it comes.
11:02Lovely.
11:04Why are you putting your hand up, dude?
11:06I've been talking with my wife and Carol.
11:09Hmm.
11:10We were thinking that maybe it's time to quit while we're red.
11:14What the fuck?
11:15What do you mean?
11:16I mean that we're in a better place, me and her.
11:20And we're not getting any younger, Vin.
11:22And I want to get old with her without being not alive.
11:27He's got a point, Vin.
11:28And that coach, right?
11:29It's not the first time we've nearly been killed.
11:30Get over.
11:31I mean, alright.
11:32Give me another example of when we've nearly been killed.
11:35Come on.
11:36They were that town down at Sears, weren't they?
11:37With big old fatberg and that, you know?
11:39Blocking us in.
11:44Alright, the sewers and a bloody coach.
11:46What else?
11:47The line.
11:48The line was dangerous.
11:50It was a fucking kid's caged.
11:5260-ish percent of the time it was caged.
11:55Alright, what about the time when Tillerton's head came off?
11:57Fucking gang shooting us.
11:59Fuck you!
12:00Shit!
12:03Thinking about it, you know, we have been shot at on multitudinous occasions.
12:12Hey, hey, hey!
12:13It's gonna fucking sound bad when you list it like this, alright?
12:16I'm not risking prison again.
12:17Yeah, we've got Sonny now, we can't take them risk anymore.
12:20I've been developing a YouTube personality, actually,
12:22and I've been getting quite a lot of followers.
12:24What about you?
12:25Me?
12:26Oh, you know me, Vincent.
12:28Fingers in so many pies, they call me Frebentos.
12:31Fucking fact!
12:32Get jobs, then!
12:33Get jobs!
12:34And pay taxes like dickheads!
12:36Trying to fucking...
12:37Darrel from accounts!
12:38I'm still available.
12:39Oh, you and your face.
12:41Settle, petal, simmer down.
12:42I've just fucking crossed with you all!
12:44While I've been working out how to keep us all together,
12:47you fuckers have been trying to move on!
12:57You're fucking unbelievable.
12:58That's it, that's it.
12:59That is the start of the fucking end right there.
13:01Nothing lasts forever.
13:02I don't know.
13:03Oh, fuck, it's Mrs Bishop.
13:04Daphne?
13:05Hello, boys!
13:06Now then, oi, whatever it is, we're closed for fucking business.
13:08What do you want?
13:09What do you want?
13:10Want me!?
13:11I'm just here to see a few friends of mine!
13:25Toodle-oo!
13:26Friends!
13:27She's got friends?
13:28She hasn't got a fucking...
13:29She's up to some shit is what she's...
13:31The only time she ever comes here is because she wants something nasty doing so,
13:34some shit is what she did the only time she ever comes here is because she wants
13:38something nasty doing to one of her shag pieces much fucking up to someone
13:42telling you know dude god all right oh for fucks who the fuck are these tight
13:50skin fucking whippersnappers giving them money fuck me it's a new gown he told
13:54you we have left the vacuum and these they've come and they've shagged the
13:58vacuum fuck check this out now or stomp stomp stomp Hagrid
14:01the fuck is all this shit hey friendship my fucking cock hole what's
14:08you fucking paying you to do this bastard here hey who the fuck are you you
14:11tattooed old twat oh that was really fucking rude madison rude very rude rude
14:16as iscariot yeah although to be fair you are very heavily tattooed and you know
14:20nobody likes his chin one are we great I'm getting married Vincent and these
14:25lovely young people to help make my day go utterly perfect all right quick
14:29question who the mucky fuck would want to marry you mm-hmm wouldn't you like to
14:34know Tom oh but it's real love this time and after all the years that I'm wasted
14:41between that all I want to do bastard husband I think I finally deserve here we go
14:48some I mean look at this shit I mean this is what you're gonna be working with it's a
14:55fucking nightmare listen to me I give over now when these fuckers mess this job up
15:05please don't come crying to me I'm out like hoppers pokers poof
15:09hoof bastards
15:13did I flounce out of it you flounced a bit what the fuck does God does my fucking head in
15:19oh no no hi Vincent O'Neill you all right you don't remember me do you
15:27do you want to enlighten me say hello to my dad will you if you see him who the fuck is her dad I
15:37don't fucking know her and her dad can kiss my bum hole oh my fucking god dude that's Jim's daughter
15:45Alison yes back here yes I'm seeing her since a mom poisoned her against me how's she looking she's
15:55fucking Bonnie I mean she looks nothing like you you know I mean thank Christ that's the tanks you get
16:00for wiping their ass but for cradling them through sleepless nights no that's a lie I don't think you
16:07ever did anything like that well it's not the fucking point is it I was there providing yeah working me
16:14hands to the bone to put fucking rust in a slobbery little gob and just because they had a sexually
16:20adventurous love affair behind a mother's back and she got the wrong end of the stick when she got me
16:25in the back of that mini metro with the best mates mom she ditches me selfish her own father
16:31all right not a call that a fucking text I she's not be favorite daughter but I'm fond of her what a
16:40beautiful story by a wonderfully beautiful man you're a dick dude do you want my advice fucking
16:46Bella up life's too short to be holding grudges Jimbo yeah right maybe fucking maybe oh you can ask her
16:54what she's bloody up to and all she's a run fucker I want to know what she's doing hey there'll be
16:59something good she was very bright ally took after her old man wow hey hey fucking hell fucking bring the
17:08side of a planet me it's a planet made of gas and white dog shit oh you go fucking hell oh madam the
17:17plot thickens check that out my bitch ex-wife is getting married again right minute the divorce came
17:24through bang ring on her finger the guy's loaded of course owns his own PR firm and I'm telling you
17:31now she only wants his money all right so what's it to you well she takes me for half of my cashing
17:39and she's gonna get her hands on somebody else's money no no no no not on my watch here's this
17:44ornamental no it looks ornamental and it's not don't fucking hurt yourself with it's a great big sword
17:52love I mean so um what if you don't see your finger then just an accident hmm an accident with the fish
18:03I am NOT fingering fish we didn't say that you said no one mentioned it just so come on then what do you
18:13want us to do fuck the wedding up oh get the whole thing cold off this now and then the same
18:22again when she's crying into her tiara hmm you can't ruin a woman's wedding it's the happiest day of
18:27her life have you met my ex no no well these I'll tell you she's a piece of work I mean she's what
18:35you'd call your common and garden run-of-the-mill bellend listen listen I'm grateful you brought us
18:41the job but we're fucking thieves out professional thieves our skills aren't tailored to breaking up
18:48fucking relationships man hmm so you can't do the job then no we can't no right okay it's just that
18:55I've I've heard about another crew roaming around that might not pass up my money so really young guy
19:00fuck off God for fuck's sake well then all right then he's got us there it's a bind hmm oh and this
19:06time I want to see your mastery at work I know where he lives huh hell not ornamental what are we doing
19:22here I can't believe it dragging me into this no no no no don't you fucking dare because right a
19:27rehearse is the perfect cover in time besides what the fuck else we do today actually nothing it's
19:33very quiet dead is it dead there is Kenton Baldwin director of Kenwin public relations biggest clients
19:43come fly airlines yes exactly and the smugga twat you could not talk to me we should go to his bins
19:52dig up some dirt it keeps his bins down the side of his house we'll have to gain access through this
19:57fucking front gate yeah no problem just buzz in and say we're being men it's okay all right I'm sorry to
20:05break it to your love but ain't that simple hello bin men no fair days how do some good his cars there he
20:19might be an early the fuck up this was what I had in mind so listen we'll do the paper you do the journey
20:23you know for a traveler is surprising the old fair with suburban bin divisions aren't you I take my
20:28recycling very seriously I know look at this this breaks my heart some idiots that are emptying the
20:35bathroom bin in here it's that paper oh it's that paper oh I swear to god if I was Prime Minister I'd
20:42make it a fucking hanging offence right well I don't think they do hanging anymore when I bring it
20:45fucking back all right what is it used condom very used condom wrapped inside a tissue so used condom
20:54when it's a look out the way oh that is not old spunk that is fresh how deep were it how's she
21:09supposed to know how deep it went in the bin your clown not the fucking vagina right here it's two or
21:15three days tops the night into it yeah so here's the thing if Daphne has not been over in his house
21:20in the last two or three days then this my friends could be our smoking good hey you are
21:27big man oh
21:28oh
21:50right we found his back statements here here and here last June we have this ob pay ob pay what the
22:02fuck's ob pay well quite yes meaningless and benign to the untrained eye but to the trained eye i.e. this
22:07guy ob pay is very much the method of payment employed in your adult establishments oh that's
22:13fantastic that is good news right all right so he's fucked then got a bit of dirt on him there we've
22:18got the used johnny got the wank codes you want dirt locking bins very cocky energy coming off you
22:26michael
22:26well i mean i seem fucked in it we've got dirt on him already oh yes he's definitely giving the
22:33grabbing by the pussy vibes
22:35in it bin well do come in won't you what i've been thinking like him with his long lost son i want to
22:42try and be a part of ali's life again uh uh but uh but uh but hang on a moment right because hans
22:49never knew me i never knew hans whereas your alison might have got the measure of you you manky old
22:55scrolled in her prepubescent years oi fucking tom thumb i'm a fucking changed man i'm fucking mellowed
23:03i want you to broker the truce what the why do i have to fucking do it well it was your idea
23:13please didn't it all right then where can i find her here i told her mother that i would put in me
23:19an errands and i needed a number to fill out the forms hey not a daft cunt
23:25right you've only got a few minutes okay i know it not that low
23:34christ
23:39allison
23:42dad
23:44me little girl
23:45you're a woman a bloody good-looking woman as well
23:55mind you your mother was hot
23:59in a day not now now she looks like she's been left out in the sun too long and no amount of botox
24:08yes yeah
24:13i just want to say that i know i wasn't a great husband and there definitely could have been a
24:20better father yeah you can say that again well let me fucking finish oh come on you're either farming
24:26or drinking or trying to get your leg over anything that moved well back then it was
24:31fucking work hard play hard wasn't it a fucking pre-me too you could slap a woman on the ass no
24:38and that was considered it didn't you just fine fine
24:46i'm sorry
24:49i was a bad father and i want a second chance to be part of your life
25:02yeah all right
25:05i mean well seeing as we're clear in the air though i am i would like you to admit one thing to me
25:13andrea was always your favorite
25:14my parents don't have favorites
25:22lying bastard dad come on my grown woman i can take it i know you love me i just
25:29always felt you loved andrea that little bit more all i'm asking is for you to finally admit it
25:45you didn't know more than 64 sir wow
25:52arsehole i hope you die old and lonely you got all dressed up and you still reek of
25:59fucking pigs yeah alice and dally
26:06hmm how do you think that went then
26:14do you live in this thing yeah me and fey no fixed abode and all that i think it's
26:26fucking cool so you were you back for your dad or what no fey just seems to think we'll get more
26:34work around here that's all hmm hey you grow the best weed in harley i do i grow the best weed this
26:42side of amsterdam and you can tell you're shagging mates that i know just take your time where it's
26:47a bit strong that is good it's all right in it so how's it going with mrs bishop
26:54good good yeah yeah yeah yeah um fantastic the fantastic bit that's a fib that i'm getting
27:00definite it vibes here no i've not yes you know i've not give me that back
27:05your vibes are all wrong mates take your old man vibes and vibe-a-meter and go and buy some
27:12fisherman's friends or whatever well fine fine fine but i'm telling you i've got a real feeling
27:18that you might have this thing right on up there
27:20well there was a slight hiccup oh fucking sick explain yourself cheers she said her first wedding
27:34was awful and the minute she stepped in the venue she knew it was cursed but i can sense that the
27:42marriage wasn't going to be a happy one and that man who stole the best years of my life but this time
27:49i've got my heart set on orderly hall with its crittle windows and georgian but dressing
27:56the problem is it's a very popular venue and it's booked up for years in advance they only
28:01do weddings on a saturday so they've popped me on the waiting list but no fucker's cancelling
28:06so i'm having to take matters into my own hands she's a lunatic honestly
28:10i've acquired a list of all the brides that are due to get married in the next six weeks and if by
28:18some terrible misfortune one of these couples should happen to change their minds it means that i get
28:25the wedding of my dreams she's selfish spiteful and fucking mean-spirited anyway we decided we
28:33weren't going to hurt anyone right so what have you done so you know my girlfriend faye the one
28:38that called you yes yes so we chose the first people off the bishop's list martin dale and jennifer
28:46frost love you marty pop love you jen jen i looked them up online they're like super square super
28:53conservative so faye decided the best course of action was animal porn but a fucking animal porn
29:01i know that's what i said but listen you guys are old school our generation we know about tech and all
29:07that stuff it's best way to screw people over we'll plan it on his computer then we'll bella up
29:12anonymously and tell her where to find it
29:14and within a day or two i can't do it oh the wedding's off jen so what have you done then well
29:32it was all going swimmingly we followed him to this cafe filmed his laptop password so all we needed to do
29:38was break into the house find the laptop and plant the pawn right now our guy baxter he is top at
29:44break-ins trouble is he's not the brightest spark the stupid thick bastard gets inside the house
29:50finds the laptop and all he has to do is transfer the contents onto the laptop
29:58knocked out cold now martin arrives home finds him please get called oh
30:04hmm i know his brother darren's saying he hasn't the stomach for it so it's just me and faye
30:09oh all right you're smug twat i know what you're thinking what am i thinking young idiots not up to the
30:19task that is exactly what i'm thinking you know i always admired you when i was a kid
30:28when you used to come to the farm thought you were a bit like robin hood
30:33fuck you really no i'm being serious i am you know he always used to say like
30:39we're the forgotten generation us lot so we make our own rules i mean that's how we feel now we just
30:45need a bit of guidance a bit of time to learn someone to learn from no you can't seriously be
30:51suggesting that i work with you and fucking peter powell oh come on we're young we're energetic
30:56and from what i'm hearing your guys aren't so enthusiastic anymore my guys are just you know
31:05busy with a lot of different they'll be back they're all gonna listen don't you worry about my guys
31:12new blood what new blood and they've got a tough one too and jim's daughter is a computer whiz what
31:18really jim's daughter have they got a vehicle guy they've got a vehicle guy
31:26and they've got bishop's jobs too it's like the old days i'm thinking one more job wouldn't hurt
31:33would it yeah one more job yeah one job like the old days what you're saying no yeah i'm going
31:43back to blackpool in a couple of days sugar tomo i'm not helping you ruin the happiest day
31:48of a woman's life all right all right okay much as i am sympathetic to your romantic inclinations let
31:54me tell you this sweetheart this list right is exclusively made up of how do i say this
32:00bosh cunts it's a double barrel bonanza over here you've got uh harley taylor clark miranda morgan fry
32:08sarah cheeseman that's just sarah cheeseman
32:15i'm in
32:15right come on now concentrate let's get started what about cardi as he said he's coming not in so
32:23many words no well he knows where we are i don't even changes his mind we're up two weddings today we
32:29need to do in a specific order first we're gonna up cheeseman's wedding all right mrs bishop pays us
32:34then we fuck up her wedding and mr bishop pays us for that all right first up
32:41server cheeseman yeah she's off we have a few options open to us number one we cut off all of her
32:49including her eyebrows i like that number two we mangle her hands so they can't get ring on it's a bit
32:56much that inside mm-hmm and c no no it's not one two c is it it's not one two c it's one two three right
33:03well whatever three c whatever we go for the teeth teeth no teeth hang on a minute am i hearing
33:08this correctly who is going to mess up her teeth could not just shave her shagging hair off what
33:12if she wears a wig what the fuck do her eyebrows ashley lord fire i mean she's not going to want to get
33:18married looking like a beaker bald con with the glasses on the muppet is it that same one dr bunsen
33:22that's the bastard well indeed wait muppets that the one with the frog that's like wanting to
33:27fuck the pig but the pig's like little cunty and like waxing with a karate chop but he's still
33:32he's still fucking wants it honestly that's such a fucking weird take but yes that is the
33:36muppets that is that is the muppets isn't it yeah she's got it shut up i think we should split into
33:40two groups all right we've got cheeseman group and mrs bishop group find out how we can shave
33:44cheeseman's hair off okay here we've got her personal calendar how did she get into that so quick
33:49easy peasy let's have a look we've got nail appointment tomorrow dress pickup fiance suit from dry
33:55cleaners cake and favor deliveries god getting married stressful tell me about it what's all wl
34:02it's a nighttime bird it's an acronym google it jay okay overwhelmingly large olympic weightlifting
34:11old women's league online weekend learning it's none of them is it ongoing weight loss bingo that's
34:17the one well done right yeah but that's not what we're looking for is it i know there's literally
34:21everything here except a hair appointment are we gonna fuck it up if we don't even know when it is
34:26won't you have it done on the day have it done on the day there'll be pre-treatments trims root
34:31tints conditioning masks for me this is personal so i'm going to that nail bar i'm going to get
34:35reacquainted with an old friend right i need to ask you this question why do you hate her so much
34:55it's a long story right let's just say we're getting our nails done for a weekend away all
35:05right we're mates oh nice why are we going i don't know do i well that's not much of a cover story is
35:11it hey what about the late district i've always wanted to go there no it just pisses down all the
35:16time well what if we're going for a spa weekend well why are we getting our nails done for a spa weekend
35:21where we could just get them done there that's true because we've been before and the woman who
35:26does them has the worst halitosis you've ever smelled oh god disgusting bitch okay all right we're good
35:32in the story all right let's go oh my god sarah erin hi hi how long's it been years yes uh girls
35:51this is um sarah we used to work together back in the day well she used to work for me i was the
35:57assistant manager she was store supervisor but it's so nice to see you again yeah how old's that
36:04little boy of yours now uh 12 gosh big big you did so well having him on your own i suppose you had
36:12no choice baby with a one night stand oh that's a lovely ring when's the big day weddings on the 12th
36:20ardley hall and you won't believe the ceremony i've got planned oh i was just telling benita here about it
36:25honestly i am so excited my jed is a huge harry potter fan is a grown man he loves it he's read
36:33all the books he's watched all the films he even refers to his you know what as his magic wand oh
36:41anyway as a surprise i'm decorating the chapel at ardley in a hogwarts theme it's a great idea isn't it
36:49and the crowning glory and i can hardly believe i've managed this i've hired the north's only fully
36:55trained owl to swoop down on cue over the guests heads and deliver our rings for the vows wow that's
37:05quite something thank you it'll be a hoot harry potter you are in you know dubby the elf thingy
37:15slam my ears in the oven door to punish me dobby only meant to mutilate master enough master gave
37:23robbie that owl is going to be the centerpiece of the whole wedding it's going to be the most perfect
37:29day what happens if the owl doesn't perform well it will perform or it gets disciplined
37:37and i've got a rehearsal with the handler so yeah yeah right well uh sounds like it's going to be the
37:43most wonderful day um yeah nice to see you leave you to it bye bye you didn't get to the hair
37:53fuck the hair she won't get married without that owl
38:02there we go right that's him there that's the poor twat who's marrying mrs bishop christ almighty
38:09flashy cunt exactly that yes and we have reason to suspect that he frequents massage parlors and
38:16occasionally uses your casual sex worker how do you know that because we're professionals sorry
38:21how do we know that went through his been now listen we can't just go assuming we need a bit of proof
38:27we're going to send our mate in rory finnegan to entrap him all right who's rory finnegan that's the
38:33website done now you need to make a date with mrs bishop's fiance my name is uh jeremy chandler i'm
38:39the senior assistant of rory finnegan of finnegan enterprises dubai my company's looking to set up a
38:43very large leisure center over there and would like to raise its profile here in the uk dubai you say
38:48you're very welcome to check out our website of course but we prefer to meet mr baldwin in person to
38:54discuss the potential of his involvement in this exciting new venture
38:58right here we've got a high-def wi-fi ip camera crystal clear sound
39:06and the final piece of the puzzle the room key
39:09on the knee falling from the room there's magic and if there's a better way to live i gotta have it
39:15because i think our day but when i drink i'm okay it gets further away every time i try grabbing
39:21i'm so sorry are you okay
39:28i'm gonna be spending my dough tonight two pints at a time strolling about like dolomite but home for a
39:45shape they're doing such a map one push my narrow back there'll be it while you're strapping you
39:49from okay and then we both jump down and do your class hands down like a man's man can't
39:54wax land listen to san i'll be again and fisha market jisha i'm on the upside of the sea
39:59so i'm on the upside of this magic and if there's a better way to live i gotta have it
40:04because i think our day but when i drink i'm okay it gets further away every time i try grab it underneath all
40:10a chatter in this heaven got a little peak one day make me feel it go at seven i know it exists but i
40:15can't stop getting pissed one more thing i'll be added to the list
40:25oh mr balderknife zoo rory finnegan mbe but i don't like to talk about my titles it's a delight to
40:35meet you come in shall we yes
40:54hi now are you going to be okay as the getaway driver only statistically women are safer drivers
41:01and men oh really are they well statistically
41:15i want to do with it were you asked for that
41:29All right.
41:59I'm right behind my back
42:01And I'm talking to myself at night
42:04Now you leave the out to me
42:06because I watched a YouTube video last night
42:07and I know what I'm doing, okay?
42:08Are you ready?
42:09One, two, three, four, what the fuck's it?
42:12Sarah Teesman?
42:14I just went.
42:15Yeah.
42:16Good afternoon.
42:17No!
42:18Shit!
42:20Get the fuck out of my way!
42:22Ah!
42:23Get the fuck out of my way!
42:26Ah!
42:27Ah!
42:29Ah!
42:30Ah!
42:31That's all my hands!
42:32J.K!
42:33J.K!
42:34J.K!
42:35Give me a hug here!
42:36Ah!
42:37Ah!
42:38Oh, fuck it up!
42:39Ah!
42:40Get in, get in!
42:41J.K!
42:42No, no, no, no, no!
42:44Get out of the watch!
42:46Fuckin' idiot!
42:47Ah!
42:48Ah!
42:49Ah!
42:50Ah!
42:51My life!
42:52Fuck!
42:53Ah!
42:54Ah!
42:55What happened?
42:56Nothing.
42:57Ah, still breathing.
42:58Right, let's go!
42:59I can't see!
43:00Fuck's sake!
43:01Who are my jackets?
43:02Oh!
43:03Ow!
43:04Ah!
43:05Ah!
43:06Oh, you lot were professionals!
43:08What have you done to it?
43:09Just rest in!
43:10Get in!
43:11Get in!
43:12Get in!
43:13Ah!
43:14Ah!
43:15Ah!
43:16Ah!
43:17Ah!
43:18Ah!
43:19There have been trips to and fro for yourself and your colleagues, but it's actually what
43:24we're looking for, old chap, is a UK-based promotional agency to help us with Ireland.
43:30Oh!
43:31I am starving!
43:32What did you bring?
43:33Right, well, listen, I don't know your tastes, do I?
43:35So I've just got a selection.
43:36I've got ham, cheese and old reliable tuna sweet girl.
43:40Fucking hate tuna!
43:41You can't take that!
43:42Oh!
43:43Shit!
43:44Shit!
43:45Shit!
43:46Where's he going?
43:47He's going in that fucking room!
43:48Distract him!
43:49Fuck's sake, I'll handle it.
43:50Oh, wait, wait, sorry.
43:55It's just been a little bit-
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