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00:00Wildin' Out, make some noise!
00:13Beautiful situation, y'all give it up for G.J. D. Red.
00:17How y'all doing? How y'all doing?
00:19Let's make some noise for the queens, yes, the Wildin' Out goddesses.
00:22Thank you, ladies. Appreciate you.
00:25So this is the home of Freestyle Comedy, two teams battling head-to-head to see who's the funniest.
00:32So let's give it up for my squad. It's team all-schooled!
00:37Carlos Miller, Justina Valentine, Charlie Cliff, his man Hollis, Dorothy B, and Bobby J.
00:49Courtney, we like them both!
00:51I know you do! I know you do! I know you do!
00:53Oh, they look sturdy, too, you're here!
00:57Okay!
00:58Y'all ready to meet the other squad?
01:00I don't know, I don't know if they got as much energy as we got over here on the old school.
01:06Make some noise for Team New School!
01:11Santa!
01:14The look-alike!
01:16The Williams boys!
01:17Bridger!
01:19Morgan!
01:22The man, attention!
01:23Oh, you get your ass over there!
01:27You been in San Juan closet?
01:30But, you know what?
01:31We love that San Juan got all that energy because we got a queen in the building over there as a captain.
01:37Somebody who is making hits.
01:38Somebody right here from Georgia.
01:40But she gonna let you know about all the other area codes.
01:44Y'all make some noise for Kelly!
01:45Yes, queen!
01:50Yes, queen.
01:52You see, you ain't got to do all that when you're just a natural queen.
01:56You see...
01:56Y'all have to twerk together.
02:01Speaking of twerking, y'all ready for this first game?
02:03It's a fun one.
02:06You know it and love it.
02:07It's called Blowjob!
02:09That means we gonna bring out Jade.
02:15Y'all make some noise.
02:18Jade is quite intelligent.
02:21Yes, I am.
02:21Yeah, excuse me.
02:23All right.
02:24Old school, we ready?
02:25Yeah!
02:26We're gonna get to it, Jade.
02:27Let's go, let's go!
02:28Let's go.
02:29Let's go.
02:30TJ D-Wreck, the game is in your hands.
02:33All right, old school, wild out.
02:35Let's go, Chloe, let's go!
02:38Yeah.
02:39Yeah.
02:40I'm in charge.
02:41Sit your ass down.
02:43Don't think you about to be a class clown.
02:46Uh, you better do your mathy, or I'ma call your mama and your daddy.
02:50Yeah, I might drink a little bit.
02:53When I say, f*** these kids.
02:57What's my name?
02:58You a teacher.
02:59Ooh, I'm a teacher.
03:01I'm a teacher.
03:04Yes!
03:05F*** out!
03:07Yo, when my name hit, man, then you know I'm a star.
03:10But it costs every second that you sit in my car.
03:13So take a ride with me, because I'm a fine fella.
03:16Forget a black car, girl.
03:17All mine yellow.
03:18Oh, you a rapper?
03:19Oh, you a rapper?
03:22James!
03:24Yes!
03:25Yes!
03:26Come on, let's go, let's go, bud.
03:27All right, I'ma make this real easy on you.
03:30Ready?
03:31I'ma give you what you need.
03:33I got f***.
03:34I got weed.
03:36You a drug dealer?
03:38Oh, my God.
03:39He's a drug dealer.
03:42There it is.
03:42That'll make some noise for James.
03:44Well, you know what, Callie?
03:48We hooked y'all up.
03:49Y'all made some noise for Alisa one time.
03:53She's played this game before, and she played very well.
03:56So we wanted to make sure y'all don't f*** this up.
03:59Y'all should win.
04:00Have fun.
04:00Pressure's on.
04:02New school.
04:03Wild out.
04:07Anyway, coming through your hood with the music in a truck.
04:11If you really want it, you can get it with some nuts.
04:13I got the people running, trying to jump through hoops.
04:16If you want this chocolate, baby, come and get to school.
04:18Uh, ice cream, man?
04:20Yeah.
04:28Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on.
04:31We can talk all night if you want to be in debt.
04:33Just give me a call, 1-800-I-M-G.
04:36You can hear my line, let me talk to you nasty.
04:39We can make a movie, don't worry about lasting.
04:41You don't get it now, baby, you'll get it later.
04:44It rhymes with home next operator.
04:46Uh, I'm thinking porn star.
04:48Or, like, a prostitute.
04:50Am I close?
04:50I don't know.
04:51Yeah, he's always in the game.
04:53He's always in the game.
04:54Shut it.
04:55Okay, I'll call you on the phone.
04:57I'm annoying as heck.
04:58But at least it's not a phone call from DJ D-Rec.
05:01I'm here to talk about your car warranty.
05:04Try to sell you stuff that you don't even need,
05:06like Justina's music, or Clip's music, or all their music.
05:10Hi, I have a great deal on all the old cast members of Wild and Out.
05:14A telemarketer?
05:15Let's go.
05:18Y'all make some noise for Alicia.
05:23DJ D-Rec.
05:25Who won?
05:26I gotta get her to the new school.
05:27Make some noise for the new school, y'all.
05:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
05:32Hey, everybody on their feet.
05:33Y'all, he's in the building.
05:34Direct, take us out.
05:36Wild, it, wild, it, wild, it, wild, it, wild, it, wild, it, wild, it, wild, it.
05:42Eh, ew, what you call that?
05:46I call this that mirror.
05:48Wow.
05:48Because one hit of this, I get to thinking I'm seeing my reflection.
06:08Wild and I'll make some noise.
06:13It is a very special episode.
06:16And it's all because of the team captain on a new school.
06:18Y'all give it up for Callie.
06:23I love the fact that females, women, queens are taking over hip-hop.
06:28And they all different.
06:29They all unique.
06:30And they all shutting it down.
06:31So salute to you and all that you're doing.
06:35Y'all ready for this next gig?
06:39All right.
06:39This is a fun one.
06:40Quickly becoming a fan favorite.
06:42It's called What You Call That.
06:44So we got two Wildin' Out goddesses with a whole lot of libations and spirits.
06:48They're going to bring it out here.
06:49And each team member is going to get the opportunity to come up with their name for whatever it is that they participate in when they get into their elevated ways.
06:58D-Reck, we ready?
06:59All right.
06:59Wildin' Out, y'all ready?
07:01New school, old school.
07:03Wild out.
07:06Hey!
07:08What you call that?
07:10I call this the Atlanta Pothole.
07:13Wow!
07:14Because after a couple of these, you're going to be f***ed up, and so is your car.
07:27Hey!
07:28What you call that?
07:31I call this the best weed ever.
07:33Wow!
07:33Because after one sip of this, I'll be like, my man, my man, my man!
07:57I call this the catfish.
08:11Wow!
08:12Because one sip of this, and even the ugly d*** is going to look fine.
08:17Give me some of that.
08:21Hey!
08:22What you call that?
08:25I call this that your mama.
08:27Wow!
08:29There's two sips of this, and I'm going to end up trying to have sex with you and your mama.
08:42Hey!
08:44What you call that?
08:46I call this that mirror.
08:48Wow!
08:48Because one hit of this, I get to thinking I'm seeing my reflection.
09:02Hey!
09:03What you call that?
09:05I call this the Cardi B.
09:07Wow!
09:09Because one pull of this, and your wig going to be offset.
09:12Hey!
09:13Hey!
09:13Hey!
09:14Hey!
09:14Hey!
09:15Hey!
09:15Hey!
09:16Hey!
09:16Hey!
09:17Hey!
09:17Hey!
09:18Hey!
09:18Hey!
09:18Hey!
09:19Hey!
09:20Hey!
09:20Hey!
09:21Hey!
09:21What you call that?
09:23The candle.
09:25Wow!
09:26Because after a few of these, I might be d***ing down your back, b***h!
09:32I hate that I have that visual.
09:35Please erase it, Jesus.
09:41Hey!
09:42Hey!
09:42Hey!
09:42Hey!
09:42Hey!
09:42Hey!
09:42Hey!
09:43Hey!
09:43Hey!
09:43Hey!
09:43Hey!
09:44Hey!
09:44Hey!
09:45Hey!
09:46Hey!
09:47Hey!
09:48Hey!
09:48Hey!
09:49Why?
09:50Hey!
09:51What the f*** they keep looking over here for?
09:53Huh?
10:00D-Rick, who what?
10:01I gotta get into the old school and make some noise for the old school!
10:05Old school, ya!
10:06Hey!
10:06Everybody up their feet! D-Rex take us out!
10:10Hallelujah!
10:15Hallelujah!
10:21You got your own cheerleader.
10:25Hallelujah!
10:27Yeah!
10:29Yeah!
10:31Yeah!
10:33Yeah!
10:35Well, then I'll make some noise.
10:49It's official.
10:49The team captain over there is Callie.
10:55George is on.
10:56Now, Callie, this next game is for you and I.
10:58We're about to turn up.
10:59It's a classic.
10:59They love it.
11:00It's called Talking Spits.
11:05It's real simple.
11:06You ain't got to do much.
11:07We went out to Wildin' Out Goddess who's bringing us out some chairs, buckets, and, of course, some water.
11:14And everybody else has a difficult task of making us laugh so hard.
11:19We spit the water out of our mouths.
11:21Callie, you ready?
11:21Yes.
11:22Step on up, queen.
11:28All right.
11:29New school.
11:30Wild out.
11:30Uh-uh.
11:35Shut up.
11:36Where my ladies at?
11:37Shoot me if you hear me.
11:41Oh, my God.
11:43Okay.
11:43So, I got a question.
11:46Think about it.
11:47Nick, listen.
11:48Sir.
11:49Look at me.
11:50I got a question.
11:51What did, shut up.
11:53What did Jeffrey Dahmer say when his friend asked if he had ice cream in the fridge?
11:58He said, no, just Ben and Jerry.
12:09Makes it much for Hitman, huh?
12:10Yeah!
12:15Look at that.
12:17This is terrible.
12:18You got your own cheerleader.
12:20Hallelujah!
12:22Yeah!
12:24Yeah!
12:24Yeah!
12:24Yeah!
12:24Yeah!
12:24Yeah!
12:25Yeah!
12:25Yeah!
12:25Yeah!
12:26Yeah!
12:26Yeah!
12:26Yeah!
12:27Yeah!
12:27Yeah!
12:28Yeah!
12:34Hi, Cali.
12:36You look pretty.
12:39You miss me?
12:43Remember we met in Miami?
12:46He was like, hey, man, you so handsome.
12:49I see your close friends.
12:51It's so pretty.
12:54Remember what you whispered in my ear?
12:55You want me to tell her?
12:56You want me to tell her what you whispered in my ear?
12:59Down to it.
12:59Down to it.
12:59Down to it.
13:00All right.
13:00She's...
13:00All right.
13:01All right.
13:05All right.
13:05There you go.
13:10We want to know.
13:11Hey, Cali.
13:14Hey, Cali.
13:14Hey, Cali.
13:14Hey, Cali.
13:18You look good, girl.
13:24I love your new song, by the way.
13:25Hey, Nikki.
13:28Okay, so let me state the obvious.
13:30We know, Nick, you have a lot of baby mamas.
13:32You have a lot of kids.
13:33Da-da-da-da-da.
13:34But to end this canon epidemic, I've got to call someone to do some population control.
13:43Hola.
13:44Soy Dora.
13:46Do you know where next condoms are?
13:51I'm the map.
13:52I'm the map.
13:53I'm the map.
13:54I'm the map.
13:56Very funny.
14:00Very funny.
14:01Very funny.
14:01Very funny.
14:04How you doing, Cali?
14:08I've seen on Google, what, you like 22 years old?
14:12Okay, so you relatively young.
14:14But in music years, you've seen a lot, right?
14:17I got a question for you.
14:18Have you ever seen a gay security guard?
14:21Come here, Sant'Oan.
14:25No, come here.
14:26Come here, Sant'Oan.
14:27Just come up here.
14:28For real.
14:29Because, see, he used to work in the club.
14:31You know why they fired him?
14:33He kept letting s*** through the back.
14:34Give it up.
14:44Sorry.
14:45You're a wild boy.
14:47A hell of a game.
14:48DJ D-Rec, who won?
14:50The old school spit the most, so the new school wins makes the most of the new school.
14:54Now he's in the building.
14:55Everybody on their feet.
14:57D-Rec, take us out.
14:58Nick, you wild, so I wish you the best.
15:08Man, I heard you can impregnate a pregnancy test.
15:12Okay, impregnate a pregnancy test.
15:14Was that a request?
15:15Wildin' out, make some noise.
15:33We got George's own in the building.
15:37and Callie over there.
15:41She's going to tell us about some area codes
15:43a little bit later, but right now, the game is
15:45intense, because it's time for the bonus round,
15:47and it's called the...
15:48Oh, yeah. Freestyle rapping, but here
15:53at Wild N Out, we focus on them jokes,
15:55so each good punchline is going to be one
15:57point added to your total score.
15:59So, Callie, if your team
16:01wins, you're going home with that comedy
16:03championship belt right there. You ready for it?
16:04That's mine.
16:08I love the confidence.
16:10Old school, we got to defend. Step on up.
16:12New school, step on up.
16:15D-Reck, you ready?
16:16I'm ready.
16:19Listen, Justina,
16:26yo, you don't want to try me.
16:28You look like a G League
16:30player side piece.
16:31Hold on. Let me put this on the record.
16:33How you up here looking like a trailer
16:36home record. And Clips,
16:38come here. My jokes can wait,
16:40because I know you're really busy. You got a lot
16:41on your plate.
16:43Yo.
16:43Hold on.
16:44What about we starting out tonight?
16:47Yo.
16:48Yo.
16:48I spray the mat.
16:50I'm going to have your brains open on a
16:52Sunday. Make me go and chick-fil-a-
16:53your hat.
16:54Here's a crazy fact.
16:55You want to cap this shirt from Old Navy,
16:57but got the jacket from the baby gap.
16:59Yo, I better to pay, yo.
17:04Watch out, little girl.
17:05You know why?
17:06Because I don't like mayo.
17:08I might give you a permanent halo
17:10after the show of a big
17:11out of Cali like San Diego.
17:13No, you're not, sir. No, you're not.
17:15No, you're not.
17:16No, you're not.
17:17DJ, cut it, V. Nick.
17:18I want to pop it.
17:19DJ, cut it, V. Let me talk.
17:21Cali, you got something to speak.
17:22Nick, let me talk to you real quick.
17:24What did I do?
17:26Nick, you wild, so I wish you the best.
17:28Man, I heard you can impregnate a
17:29pregnancy test.
17:32Okay, impregnate a pregnancy test.
17:35Was that a request?
17:36Uh-huh.
17:37No.
17:37Bring the beat back.
17:43Come on, Justina.
17:45Wild style.
17:47Wild style.
17:48Yo, it was all a dream.
17:51I used to be the new school teen.
17:52Now I'm a veteran on old school,
17:54the illest regime.
17:55The way we take your heads off
17:57with these incredible schemes.
17:58Y'all are dope to us.
18:00An unforgettable name.
18:01And we not laughing with you.
18:02We laughing at you.
18:03These rhymes are impactful.
18:04We spitting facts like it's the cap of a sample.
18:06And y'all not ready to grapple.
18:08We leave you dead in a battle.
18:10Can I sit in this saddle?
18:11We about to get you like cattle.
18:12So, uh, buckle up or crash.
18:14Your whole style is ass.
18:16If it was up to me,
18:17I flunked the whole entire class.
18:19The truth is,
18:19we really think y'all lame.
18:21Y'all kids are the delinquents
18:22that Nick won't claim.
18:27That's it.
18:30That's it.
18:31That's why she is the queen
18:32of the wild style.
18:34That's it.
18:35DJ D-Wreck.
18:36Let them know.
18:37I got to get her to the old school.
18:39Make some noise for the old school, y'all.
18:42So, Kelly,
18:43that means you just got to come back.
18:44And we'll talk about that request later.
18:47No, we won't.
18:48You got too many girls
18:49to talk about that week.
18:50In fact,
18:51what do you want to take
18:52to the people at home?
18:54Listen,
18:55we outside this summer.
18:56That's it.
18:56I'm feeling it.
18:57We outside.
18:58There it is.
18:59Yeah.
19:00We need everybody on their feet.
19:02Turn your TVs up
19:04and make some noise
19:05for Kelly.
19:07You know I love me
19:11most of your street.
19:13Yeah.
19:13Got a white boy on my roster.
19:15He be feeding me pasta and lobster.
19:16He just hit me up on Tuesday
19:17like,
19:18what's doing,
19:18babe?
19:18Let me take you shopping.
19:20I told him,
19:20well,
19:20I'm a little busy.
19:21I said,
19:22then,
19:22I'm your city.
19:23But anyway,
19:23it's okay.
19:24Hope you have a good day.
19:24I'ma send you by their 50.
19:25And I told him,
19:26you treat me so well.
19:27He said,
19:28catch you out for sale.
19:29Matter of fact,
19:29scratch that,
19:30I'ma send you a set
19:30just cause you fine as hell.
19:32And I told him,
19:32well,
19:32thank you,
19:33baby.
19:33Anything for my favorite lady.
19:35Well,
19:35I gotta go.
19:36They just let me know
19:37that I can pick up my Mercedes.
19:38I got hoes.
19:39Might just be on
19:40in different area codes.
19:43He know what's up
19:44everywhere I go.
19:46Every time I,
19:47I call and they drop the load.
19:50Cause I got hoes.
19:52Might just be on
19:53in different area codes.
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