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Wild ’N Out Season 21 Episode 22
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00:00Wildin' Out, make some noise!
00:13Beautiful situation, y'all give it up for G.J. D. Red.
00:17How y'all doing? How y'all doing?
00:19Let's make some noise for the queens, yes, the Wildin' Out goddesses.
00:22Thank you, ladies. Appreciate you.
00:25So this is the home of Freestyle Comedy, two teams battling head-to-head to see who's the funniest.
00:32So let's give it up for my squad. It's team all-schooled!
00:37Carlos Miller, Justina Valentine, Charlie Cliff, his man Hollis, Dorothy B, and Bobby J.
00:49Courtney, we like them both!
00:51I know you do! I know you do! I know you do!
00:53Oh, they look sturdy, too, you're here!
00:57Okay!
00:58Y'all ready to meet the other squad?
01:00I don't know, I don't know if they got as much energy as we got over here on the old school.
01:06Make some noise for Team New School!
01:11Santa!
01:14The look-alike!
01:16The Williams boys!
01:17Bridger!
01:19Morgan!
01:22The man, attention!
01:23Oh, you get your ass over there!
01:27You been in San Juan closet?
01:30But, you know what?
01:31We love that San Juan got all that energy because we got a queen in the building over there as a captain.
01:37Somebody who is making hits.
01:38Somebody right here from Georgia.
01:40But she gonna let you know about all the other area codes.
01:44Y'all make some noise for Kelly!
01:45Yes, queen!
01:50Yes, queen.
01:52You see, you ain't got to do all that when you're just a natural queen.
01:56You see...
01:56Y'all have to twerk together.
02:01Speaking of twerking, y'all ready for this first game?
02:03It's a fun one.
02:06You know it and love it.
02:07It's called Blowjob!
02:09That means we gonna bring out Jade.
02:15Y'all make some noise.
02:18Jade is quite intelligent.
02:21Yes, I am.
02:21Yeah, excuse me.
02:23All right.
02:24Old school, we ready?
02:25Yeah!
02:26We're gonna get to it, Jade.
02:27Let's go, let's go!
02:28Let's go.
02:29Let's go.
02:30TJ D-Wreck, the game is in your hands.
02:33All right, old school, wild out.
02:35Let's go, Chloe, let's go!
02:38Yeah.
02:39Yeah.
02:40I'm in charge.
02:41Sit your ass down.
02:43Don't think you about to be a class clown.
02:46Uh, you better do your mathy, or I'ma call your mama and your daddy.
02:50Yeah, I might drink a little bit.
02:53When I say, f*** these kids.
02:57What's my name?
02:58You a teacher.
02:59Ooh, I'm a teacher.
03:01I'm a teacher.
03:04Yes!
03:05F*** out!
03:07Yo, when my name hit, man, then you know I'm a star.
03:10But it costs every second that you sit in my car.
03:13So take a ride with me, because I'm a fine fella.
03:16Forget a black car, girl.
03:17All mine yellow.
03:18Oh, you a rapper?
03:19Oh, you a rapper?
03:22James!
03:24Yes!
03:25Yes!
03:26Come on, let's go, let's go, bud.
03:27All right, I'ma make this real easy on you.
03:30Ready?
03:31I'ma give you what you need.
03:33I got f***.
03:34I got weed.
03:36You a drug dealer?
03:38Oh, my God.
03:39He's a drug dealer.
03:42There it is.
03:42That'll make some noise for James.
03:44Well, you know what, Callie?
03:48We hooked y'all up.
03:49Y'all made some noise for Alisa one time.
03:53She's played this game before, and she played very well.
03:56So we wanted to make sure y'all don't f*** this up.
03:59Y'all should win.
04:00Have fun.
04:00Pressure's on.
04:02New school.
04:03Wild out.
04:07Anyway, coming through your hood with the music in a truck.
04:11If you really want it, you can get it with some nuts.
04:13I got the people running, trying to jump through hoops.
04:16If you want this chocolate, baby, come and get to school.
04:18Uh, ice cream, man?
04:20Yeah.
04:28Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on.
04:31We can talk all night if you want to be in debt.
04:33Just give me a call, 1-800-I-M-G.
04:36You can hear my line, let me talk to you nasty.
04:39We can make a movie, don't worry about lasting.
04:41You don't get it now, baby, you'll get it later.
04:44It rhymes with home next operator.
04:46Uh, I'm thinking porn star.
04:48Or, like, a prostitute.
04:50Am I close?
04:50I don't know.
04:51Yeah, he's always in the game.
04:53He's always in the game.
04:54Shut it.
04:55Okay, I'll call you on the phone.
04:57I'm annoying as heck.
04:58But at least it's not a phone call from DJ D-Rec.
05:01I'm here to talk about your car warranty.
05:04Try to sell you stuff that you don't even need,
05:06like Justina's music, or Clip's music, or all their music.
05:10Hi, I have a great deal on all the old cast members of Wild and Out.
05:14A telemarketer?
05:15Let's go.
05:18Y'all make some noise for Alisa.
05:23DJ D-Rec.
05:25Who won?
05:26I got to get her to the new school.
05:27Make some noise for the new school, y'all.
05:29Everybody on their feet,
05:33Jowt, he's in the building, D-Wreck.
05:34Take us out.
05:42I call this that mirror.
05:48Wow.
05:49Because one hit of this,
05:50I get to thinking I'm seeing my reflection.
05:59Wildin' out, make some noise.
06:13It is a very special episode,
06:16and it's all because of the team captain on a new school.
06:18Y'all give it up for Callie.
06:23I love the fact that females, women, queens
06:26are taking over hip-hop,
06:28and they're all different.
06:29They're all unique, and they're all shutting it down.
06:31So salute to you and all that you're doing.
06:35Y'all ready for this next gig?
06:39All right, this is a fun one.
06:40Quickly becoming a fan favorite.
06:42It's called What You Call That.
06:45So we got two Wildin' Out goddesses
06:47with a whole lot of libations and spirits.
06:48They're going to bring it out here,
06:49and each team member is going to get the opportunity
06:51to come up with their name
06:53for whatever it is that they participate in
06:56when they get into their elevated ways.
06:58D-Wreck, we ready?
06:59All right, Wildin' Out, y'all ready?
07:01New school, old school, Wild Out.
07:06Hey, yo, what you call that?
07:10I call this the Atlanta pothole.
07:13Wow.
07:14Because after a couple of these,
07:16you're going to be f***ed up,
07:17and so is your car.
07:19Hey, yo, what you call that?
07:31I call this the best weed ever.
07:33Wow.
07:35Because I got it from Cali.
07:36Oh.
07:38Now it's a bar.
07:39How's it going?
07:40Now it's a bar.
07:42Uh-oh, uh-oh.
07:45Hey, yo, what you call that?
07:49I call this the Carisha.
07:51Wow.
07:52Because after one sip of this,
07:54I'll be like, my man, my man, my man.
08:05Hey, yo, what you doing?
08:09I call this the catfish.
08:11Wow.
08:12Because one sip of this,
08:13and even the ugly d*** is going to look fine.
08:16Hey, yo.
08:17Give me some of that.
08:22Hey, yo.
08:23What you call that?
08:25I call this that your mama.
08:27Wow.
08:29There's two sips of this,
08:30and I'm going to end up trying to have sex with you
08:32and your mama.
08:34Hey, yo, what you call that?
08:46I call this that mirror.
08:48Wow.
08:49Because one hit of this,
08:51I get to thinking I'm seeing my reflection.
08:52Hey, yo, what you call that?
09:05Hey, yo, what you call that?
09:05I call this the Cardi B.
09:07Wow.
09:09Because one pull of this,
09:10and your wig going to be offset.
09:12Hey, yo, what you call that?
09:23The candle.
09:25Wow.
09:26Because after a few of these,
09:27I might be d***ing down your back, b***h.
09:32I hate that I have that visual.
09:35Please erase it, Jesus.
09:41Hey, yo, what you call that?
09:45I call this that, huh?
09:49Wow, bro.
09:50Because what the f*** they keep looking over here for?
09:53Huh?
10:00D-Rack, who was?
10:01I got to get that to the old school,
10:02make some noise for the old school.
10:05Old school, yo.
10:07Everybody up your feet.
10:09D-Rack, take it out.
10:10Wilding, wilding, wilding, wilding, wilding, wilding, wilding, wilding.
10:17Woo!
10:21You're going to have this champion.
10:23You got your own children.
10:25Hallelujah!
10:27Yeah!
10:28Well, then I'll make some noise.
10:48It's official.
10:49The team captain over there is Callie.
10:55George is on.
10:56Now, Callie, this next game is for you and I.
10:58We're about to turn up.
10:59It's a classic.
10:59They love it.
11:00It's called Talking Spits.
11:05It's real simple.
11:06You ain't got to do much.
11:07We're going to have the wilding-out goddesses bring us out some chairs, some buckets, and,
11:10of course, some water.
11:14And everybody else has a difficult task of making us laugh so hard, we spit the water
11:20out our mouths.
11:21Callie, you ready?
11:21Yes.
11:22Step on up, queen.
11:28All right.
11:29New school.
11:30Wild out.
11:34Uh-uh.
11:35Shut up.
11:36Where my ladies at?
11:37Shoot me if you hear me.
11:38Oh, my God.
11:43Okay, so, I got a question.
11:46Think about it.
11:47Nick, listen.
11:48Sir.
11:49Look at me.
11:50I got a question.
11:51What did, shut up.
11:53What did Jeffrey Dahmer say when his friend asked if he had ice cream in the fridge?
11:58He said, no, just Ben and Jerry.
12:09Makes it most of Hitman, huh?
12:10Yeah!
12:15Look at that.
12:17This is terrible.
12:18You got your own cheerleader.
12:20Hallelujah!
12:22Yeah!
12:24Hey!
12:24Hey!
12:24Hey!
12:24Hey!
12:24Hey!
12:24Hey!
12:25Hey!
12:25Hey!
12:25Hey!
12:26Hey!
12:26Hey!
12:26Hey!
12:27Hey!
12:27Hey!
12:28Hey!
12:34Hey!
12:34Hi, Cali.
12:36You look pretty.
12:39You miss me?
12:43Remember we met in Miami?
12:46He was like, hey, man, you so handsome.
12:49I see your close friends.
12:51It's so pretty.
12:54Remember what you whispered in my ear?
12:55You want me to tell her?
12:56You want me to tell her what you whispered in my ear?
12:59Down to her.
13:00All right.
13:00She's...
13:01All right.
13:05There you go.
13:09We want to know.
13:11Hey, Cali.
13:12Hey, Cali.
13:13Hey, Cali.
13:14Hey, Cali.
13:18You look good, girl.
13:24I love your new song, by the way.
13:25Hey, Nikki.
13:28Okay, so let me state the obvious.
13:30We know, Nick.
13:31You have a lot of baby mamas.
13:32You have a lot of kids.
13:33Da-da-da-da-da.
13:34But to end this canon epidemic, I've got to call someone to do some population control.
13:43Hola.
13:44Soy Dora.
13:46Do you know where Nick's condoms are?
13:51I'm the map.
13:52I'm the map.
13:53I'm the map.
13:54I'm the map.
13:56Very funny.
14:00Very funny.
14:01Very funny.
14:01Very funny.
14:01Very funny.
14:04How you doing, Cali?
14:08I've seen on Google, what, you're like 22 years old?
14:12Okay, so you relatively young.
14:14But in music years, you've seen a lot, right?
14:17I got a question for you.
14:18Have you ever seen a gay security guard?
14:22Come here, Sant'Oan.
14:25No, come here.
14:26Come here, Sant'Oan.
14:27Just come up here.
14:28For real.
14:29Because, see, he used to work in the club.
14:31You know why they fired him?
14:32He kept letting s**t through the back.
14:44Sorry.
14:45You're a wild boy.
14:47A hell of a game.
14:48DJ D-Wrek, who won?
14:50The old school spit the most, so the new school wins.
14:52Makes the most for the new school.
14:54Yeah, he's in the building.
14:55Everybody on their feet.
14:57D-Wrek, take a dive.
15:05Nick, you wild.
15:06So I wish you the best.
15:08Man, I heard you can impregnate a pregnancy test.
15:12Okay, impregnate a pregnancy test.
15:14Was that a request?
15:15No.
15:16No.
15:16No.
15:17Wild and I'll make some noise.
15:34We got George's on in the building.
15:37Callie over there.
15:41She's going to tell us about some area calls a little bit later.
15:43But right now, the game is intense because it's time for the bonus round.
15:47And it's called the wild sound.
15:51Oh, yeah.
15:52Freestyle rapping.
15:52But here at Wild and I, we focus on them jokes.
15:55So each good punch line is going to be one point added to your total score.
15:59So, Callie, if your team wins, you're going home with that comedy championship belt right there.
16:04You ready for it?
16:04That's mine.
16:05I love the confidence.
16:10Old school, we got to defend.
16:11Step on up.
16:12New school, step on up.
16:15D-Reck, you ready?
16:16I'm ready.
16:19Listen, Justina, yo, you don't want to try me.
16:28You look like a G League player side piece.
16:31And hold on, let me put this on the record.
16:33How you up here looking like a trailer home record?
16:37And Clips, come here.
16:38My jokes can wait.
16:39Because I know you're really busy.
16:41You got a lot on your plate.
16:43Yo.
16:43Hold on.
16:44We got to start now tonight.
16:47Yo, yo.
16:48I spray the mat.
16:50I'm going to have your brains open on a Sunday.
16:52Make me go and Chick-fil-A your hat.
16:54Here's a crazy fact.
16:55You want to cap this shirt from Old Navy.
16:57But got the jacket from the baby gap.
16:59Yo, I better to pay, yo.
17:04Watch out, little girl.
17:05You know why?
17:06Because I don't like mayo.
17:08I might give you a permanent halo after the show of a bitch out of Cali like San Diego.
17:13No, you're not, sir.
17:14No, you're not.
17:15No, you're not.
17:16No, you're not.
17:17DJ, cut it, B.
17:18Nick.
17:18I want to pop it.
17:19DJ, cut it, B.
17:20Let me, let me talk.
17:21Cali got something.
17:22Nick, let me talk to you real quick.
17:24What did I do?
17:26Nick, you wild, so I wish you the best.
17:28Man, I heard you can impregnate a pregnancy test.
17:32Okay, impregnate a pregnancy test.
17:35Was that a request?
17:36Uh-huh.
17:37No.
17:40Hey, I'm going to bring the beat back.
17:43Come on, J.
17:44I'm going to bring the wild style, wild style.
17:48Yo, it was all a dream.
17:51I used to be the new school teen.
17:52Now, I'm a veteran on old school, the illest regime.
17:55The way we take your heads off with these incredible schemes.
17:58Y'all are joked to us, an unforgettable name.
18:01And we not laughing with you, we laughing at you.
18:03These rhymes are impactful.
18:04We spitting facts like it's the cap of a sample.
18:07And y'all not ready to grapple.
18:08We leave you dead in a battle.
18:10Cannot sit in this saddle.
18:11We about to get you like cattle.
18:12So, uh, buckle up a crash.
18:14Your whole style is ass.
18:16If it was up to me, I flunked the whole entire class.
18:19The truth is, we really think y'all lame.
18:21Y'all kids are the delinquents that Nick won't claim.
18:27Well, goddamn.
18:29That's it.
18:30That's it.
18:31That's why she is the queen of the wild style.
18:34That's it.
18:35DJ D-Wreck, let them know.
18:37I got to get her to the old school.
18:39Make some noise for the old school, y'all.
18:42So, Kelly, that means you just got to come back.
18:44And we'll talk about that request later.
18:46No, we won't.
18:48You got too many girls to talk about that week.
18:50In fact, what do you want to take to the people at home?
18:54Listen, we outside this summer.
18:56That's it.
18:56I'm feeding it.
18:57We outside.
18:58There it is.
18:59Yeah.
19:00We need everybody on their feet.
19:02Turn your TVs up and make some noise for Kelly.
19:07You know I love me at most of your street.
19:13Yeah.
19:13Got a white boy on my roster.
19:15He be feeding me pasta and lobster.
19:16He just hit me up on Tuesday night.
19:18What's doing, babe?
19:18Let me take you shopping.
19:20I told him, well, I'm a little busy.
19:21I said, then, I'm your city.
19:23But anyway, it's okay.
19:24Hope you have a good day.
19:24I'm going to send you about a 50.
19:26And I told him, you treat me so well.
19:27He said, catch you out for there.
19:29Matter of fact, scratch that.
19:30I'm going to send you a set just because you fine as hell.
19:32And I told him, well, thank you, baby.
19:33Anything for my favorite lady.
19:35Well, I got to go.
19:36They just let me know that I can pick up my Mercedes.
19:38I got hoes.
19:39Might just be a bitch in different area codes.
19:43He know what's up everywhere I go.
19:46Every time I call and they drop the load.
19:50Cause I got hoes.
19:52Might just be a bitch in different area codes.
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