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00:00本集节目由黑色宇宙赞助播出
00:30你那么早去哪里啊?
00:59我去买早餐啦,看你还在睡,睡我就没有潮力
01:04我随便买,不能挑舌
01:29去拿牙刷给你
01:36上来陪我躺下,我还不想吃醋
01:40我肚子饿啦,快,快去上刷牙洗点
01:45牙刷是特别为我准备的吗?
01:56我们是会准备牙刷关系的吗?
02:00要不然你哪里那么多牙刷?
02:05还是太常有人来你家睡,所以准备一堆
02:10你看,握臀物屁不行啊
02:15哦,原来你骗人
02:20我,我骗你什么?
02:23你才不是浣熊,是松鼠
02:27松鼠才爱长东长西
02:30他们会把一堆食物藏起来,然后根本吃不完
02:34我看网络上有人把囤积症叫做松鼠症
02:40怎么样?
02:42是不是获得一个很棒的新知识啊?
02:46好好好
02:47你的浣熊物件移送他
02:50快去出来啊
02:52可以
02:57快看看
03:00嗯,对了
03:02我今天只要拍一几页可以工作就好了
03:04就结束了
03:06可以陪你整天哦
03:09怎么这么好
03:12那,要不要我帮你当摄影师
03:15可是这是工作要用的
03:18不要开玩笑
03:20我平常也很常帮店里面的矿石水晶拍照好不好
03:24没有这么难啊
03:27我的脸是长得像石头还是像水晶啊
03:31拜托哦,这也是水晶王帅好不好
03:34
03:36这种话哦
03:37别人讲可以啦
03:38他自己讲
03:40会不会还凶呢
03:42就是事实啊
03:44还有什么
03:45好啦,这很帅很帅
03:48谢谢
03:49对啊,这边
03:51这里
03:52然后哪里是左哪里是右
03:54对啊
03:55对啊
03:56对啊
03:57对啊
03:58我的眼睛要瞎掉
04:00这拼图都长一样有什么拼啊
04:03但是你还没有拼过更难的啊
04:06我之前拼我送我完全没图案的拼图
04:09
04:10那个才叫哪
04:12L1
04:13L1
04:14站起来
04:15站起来
04:17我没听见很好耶
04:20我把它出去走走
04:22
04:24好啊
04:25去啊
04:26先拼完吧
04:29先拼完吧
04:30
04:31先拼完吧
04:32还在拼吧
04:33哈哈
04:38又奇怪啦
04:39快点啦
04:40你短路高还怕高
04:41快点
04:42我怕尴尬
04:44你不上啊
04:45以后就没机会了
04:46快点
04:47
04:48好了
04:49
04:50等一下
04:51我没错
04:52没错啦
04:53
04:54
04:55哈哈
04:56
04:57
04:58
04:59
05:00
05:01
05:02哈哈
05:03哈哈
05:08
05:09
05:10说一下口感
05:11
05:13我不会这个啦
05:14快点啦
05:15试一下
05:18这个蛋糕
05:20酸酸甜甜
05:22
05:23面暗的感觉
05:25好乱
05:26烂透了
05:27你好老派啊
05:28那我帮你来
05:29
05:30那种所谓的网帅
05:32介绍给你看
05:33
05:34
05:35今天跟大家推荐
05:37这是
05:38约会适合吃的冰品
05:40嗯哼
05:41帮大家试一下哦
05:42
05:44
05:45吃起来
05:47酸酸
05:49甜甜
05:50有一种
05:52恋爱的感觉
05:54烂死了
05:56写人精
05:57哪有
05:58我很好吧
05:59
06:00我介绍得超完整的
06:01你跟我一样啊
06:02而且我会拿
06:03拿上来
06:04再试一下
06:05
06:06酸酸甜甜
06:07好好好
06:08好好好
06:09
06:10
06:111
06:122
06:132
06:143
06:153
06:163
06:184
06:195
06:205
06:213
06:221
06:232
06:245
06:253
06:272
06:282
06:293
06:302
06:302
06:312
06:322
06:333
06:342
06:351
06:361
06:37but i'm here by myself holding on to watch you
06:42was it all in my head when you said you love me
06:48cause no one can love me better than you did
06:51whoa
06:53oh
07:07oh
07:09oh
07:15oh
07:17oh
07:19oh
07:21oh
07:23oh
07:25oh
07:27oh
07:29oh
07:31oh
07:35oh
07:37oh
07:39oh
07:41oh
07:43oh
07:47yeah
07:49oh
07:55oh
07:57okay
07:59Are you sure?
08:01I'll tell you.
08:03Tell me.
08:05Please listen to this.
08:09This man has lost.
08:11This man has lost.
08:13This man has lost.
08:15This man has lost.
08:17He doesn't say that I have lost.
08:19You have lost.
08:21This one I know.
08:23I know.
08:25I'm afraid you know.
08:27You have lost.
08:29You have lost.
08:31I'm sorry.
08:33I have lost.
08:35You don't have lost.
08:37Don't go.
08:39He lost.
08:41He lost.
08:43He lost.
08:45He lost.
08:47This is not a sense.
08:49I'll be honest. I've been waiting for you to be the one that starts saying the truth.
09:19I'll be honest.
09:25But what about you?
09:27Can you tell me your happiness?
09:31It's a good one.
09:35Do I have a happy happy today?
09:39I don't know if the happiness tastes like happiness.
09:48But in my phone, I have you.
09:53And in my phone, I have my phone.
09:57Yes.
10:01Weird.
10:03You can't wait for me.
10:06I'll be honest.
10:08I'll be honest.
10:10I'll be honest
10:15I'll be honest.
10:17I'll be honest.
10:18You're such a guy.
10:19You're such a bad boy?
10:20You're such a good boy, so good.
10:21Yeah.
10:22You're such a bad boy.
10:24Hey, so big.
10:46It's done.
10:48Hey, it's been too long.
10:50I'm going to get down.
10:52I'm going to get down.
10:54Hey, hey.
11:00What's going on?
11:02What's going on?
11:04What's going on?
11:06You just got the information back.
11:12What's going on?
11:16Do you want to take it?
11:18I'm going to leave.
11:24What's going on?
11:26Who's going on?
11:28Who's going on?
11:30Who's going on?
11:32Why are you going on?
11:34What's going on?
11:36We're going to leave.
11:38We're going to leave.
11:40What's going on?
11:42What's going on?
11:44What's going on?
11:46What's going on?
11:48What's going on?
11:50What's going on?
11:52What's going on?
11:54What's going on?
11:56What's going on?
11:58What's going on?
12:00What's going on?
12:02What's going on?
12:04You have to believe me.
12:08I believe you.
12:10But now I don't believe you.
12:16You always don't believe me.
12:20You tell me what happened.
12:22You just消失.
12:26I'm sorry for you.
12:28I'm sorry for you.
12:32I'm sorry for you.
12:36Where did you go?
12:40I don't know.
12:44I don't know.
12:46I don't know.
12:48I don't know.
12:50I don't know.
12:52I don't know.
12:56I don't know.
13:02I don't know.
13:04I don't know.
13:06I don't know.
13:08I don't know.
13:10I'm so scared to be like this ...
13:17It's not bad ...
13:21I'm so scared ...
13:28But it's not bad ...
13:31I don't want to love it ...
13:34I'm so scared to show that ...
13:39I would like to have you.
13:41I would like to be in your face.
13:44When you're in love with me, I'm always in.
13:48But you are the one who hates me,
13:52who doesn't trust you.
13:56You can't love me.
13:59It's not a lie.
14:02We're not a place to be honest.
14:04But this doesn't mean we're a bad person.
14:07It's because I don't have to deal with this situation.
14:11I feel like it's not a color of paint.
14:16I'm not sure how to paint it.
14:20I don't know how to paint it.
14:24Do you know how to paint it?
14:29I'm always in.
14:32paint paint.
14:34when I'm looking for something like that.
14:39That's why I'm looking for some paint.
14:43There is a lot to paint!
14:44I'm looking for some paint.
14:46You're okay.
14:47I just want to paint it and paint it more.
14:54I'm not the one I'm the one that I'm the one you are.
14:56Goodbye.
14:57Conversation, and my life feels so vacant
15:10Without you I'm just moving in between
15:14A sad reality
15:17No I'm patient, but I've been out here waiting
15:21For someone else to fill the void in me
15:25A harsh reality
15:27And I've heard you're with someone else
15:31While I'm here by myself
15:34Holding on to what you've left
15:37Was it all in my head
15:39When you said you loved me
15:41Cause no one can love me better than you did
15:45And I'm still not over it
15:48Did you forget
15:49I put you before me
15:51Memories haunted me knowing you gave it up instead
15:56And you did
15:57Was it all just in my head
15:59I'm worried that it all meant nothing
16:01I'm worried that you don't miss me too
16:04I'm worried that I'll never find someone
16:07To replace you and I've heard
16:10You're with someone else
16:13While I'm here by myself
16:15Holding on to what you've left
16:18Was it all in my head
16:20When you said you loved me
16:22Cause no one can love me better than you did
16:26And I'm still not over it
16:28Did you forget
16:30I put you before me
16:32Memories haunted me knowing you gave it up instead
16:36You did
16:38Was it all just in my head
16:40Was it all I want it all in
16:42Was it all in my head
16:43Was it all in my head
16:44Hey 謝啦
16:45別忘記你會帶走衣服
16:46然後我會想像那些衣服
16:48應該有了性格
16:49來你的世界
16:50欸 謝
16:51剛剛有個白癡
16:52他媽媽這樣子器材一直不用
16:53他一直在滑到手機
16:55他整個火要燒起來耶
16:57如果我學不會勇敢
16:59那表演勇敢總可以了吧
17:01為什麼是我
17:03為什麼每次都是我遇到
17:05為什麼
17:09是因為
17:10我看起來
17:11比較可以承受的血了
17:25我有點好奇喔
17:26你為什麼要接住大家呢
17:31我覺得
17:35我覺得
17:38我可以
17:42我必須接住
17:45那為什麼必須是你喔
17:47他們有
17:49強迫你嗎
17:50可以嗎
18:01因為
18:06我也想要
18:10無條件的被接住
18:11我也想要
18:20被好好愛
18:21我也想要
18:23被好好照顧
18:25我也想要
18:27被好好照顧
18:32所以我
18:33所以我
18:34很努力
18:43去接住
18:44去接住
18:47對我很重要的
18:52這些人
18:53那我們
18:55試圖想想
18:59如果你沒有接住
19:01他們會怎麼樣
19:03他們
19:05就會不愛你了嗎
19:11不是每一顆球飛來
19:12捕手都能接住
19:14更何況你要接住的
19:16遠比一顆球困難太多了
19:18我們要不要放鬆一點
19:22試圖給自己一點露街的機會
19:25看看會怎麼樣
19:26我可以
19:27我可以
19:56我可以
19:57我可以
19:58我可以
19:59我可以
20:04粉絲福利
20:05沒了
20:06sorry
20:07邪惡的微笑
20:09sorry
20:12大家覺得這樣要補光嗎
20:14大家覺得要
20:16要補
20:17打1
20:18不要補打2
20:195分鐘
20:20收單
20:22好像我們有人在直播在看
20:24講品是可以看他的腳底
20:26有人
20:28一直
20:33放進
20:34放進
20:36你要看一下最害羞的地方太小了吧
20:38我知道
20:39他被害羞
20:40你一個手指
20:43好像做別種奇怪花絮
20:47拔1版
20:49就很像拔1
20:50就很喜歡看各種部位的人
20:53你們成立把手指
20:54把手指挖別人身上
20:55最奇怪的是哪個洞裡面
20:56
20:57
20:58有挖過別人肚臍嗎
20:59或是
21:00肚臍
21:01我覺得鼻子就很難了吧
21:02挖別人鼻子
21:03
21:04但我會
21:05有摸過別人鼻孔嗎
21:06沒有
21:07別人的
21:08你也會
21:09我會自己挖鼻孔
21:10弄別人的對不對
21:11那你會用
21:13你會用別人手指幫你挖鼻孔嗎
21:14我也會
21:15我也會
21:16我也會
21:17我也會
21:18很好玩
21:19超髒
21:20很好玩
21:21我有個朋友是
21:22完全容許我進入鼻孔
21:24你也會
21:25鼻孔不休
21:27這關係很親密耶
21:29我說鼻孔借我一下
21:30他說怎麼了
21:31我說我想放進去
21:32他說好
21:33所以你也會
21:34你那麼早
21:35去哪裡
21:37去買早餐啊
21:38看你還在睡
21:40睡就比較吵你
21:42我隨便
21:43不能調整
21:47很好
21:48很常被偷抓到
21:51去哪裡吧
21:52去哪裡
21:53去沸騰
21:54
21:55瘋女
22:08你的手手太調皮了
22:09太酷
22:10
22:11
22:12哈哈
22:13請問為什麼
22:14R是接1
22:15L是接1
22:16L是接1
22:17為什麼
22:18為什麼
22:19因為
22:20R
22:21R是
22:22為什麼不可以L1
22:23R1
22:25R是
22:26右邊
22:27L是左邊
22:28所以應該有可能
22:30左邊跟右邊
22:33左邊跟右邊
22:34沒有回答我的問題
22:35我也知道L是左邊
22:37R是右邊
22:38沒有問題
22:39沒有問題
22:40因為我們很好奇
22:41為什麼你剛剛要用R1
22:42L
22:43為什麼不是R1
22:44沒有因為那個說明上面
22:45不是R1
22:46R1
22:47你先開始
22:50你回去看話去你就知道為什麼
22:51他們是別的意思
22:52但是是什麼意思
22:54什麼意思
22:55不要問他們的
22:56
22:57好 沒關係你們先PV2
22:59R配的是英文
23:001
23:01很好奇嗎
23:02
23:03
23:04進去煮
23:05唯一的一檔
23:06你說什麼
23:07我進去煮唯一的一檔
23:10哈哈
23:11它是只有特別的那個口味
23:12這都太好吃了
23:13所以
23:14它特別的口味
23:15別讓我都沒吃
23:17好好
23:18好囉
23:19我們差不多要開始準備了
23:20沒關係
23:21我們先等我做的Re下戲
23:22然後再拿真的甜點過來
23:24
23:25我希望就一個鏡頭完成
23:26這酸酸甜甜的味道
23:31這酸酸甜甜的味道
23:35欸我喜歡這個版本
23:36你說怨偶嗎
23:38對對對
23:39手口感的口味
23:40我趕快說
23:41試一下
23:42我要醬咧
23:43換兩個蛋糕
23:45換兩個蛋糕
23:46我還沒吃
23:48我還沒吃
23:49我還沒吃
23:50試一試
23:52哈哈
23:53好棒
23:56這個我們會拍兩個size
23:58
23:59
24:00最後破一下
24:02社群哥傻眼
24:03你現在是要聽到
24:04有多嗎
24:05有多嗎
24:06有多
24:07有多
24:08沒有
24:09沒有
24:10最期盼他的事情
24:11他沒有
24:12
24:147
24:157
24:168
24:17我喜歡屁東
24:19所以我這個超級
24:20這個好棒
24:21這個好棒
24:23反正這個我們會拍兩個size
24:25I'm looking for a size
24:27I'm looking for you
24:29I'm looking for you
24:31I'm gonna be full
24:33Why are you doing so much?
24:35Because if you're not afraid, I'm going to be too much
24:37Yes
24:41I'm going to be so sad
24:43We're going to be so sad
24:45It's a beautiful feeling
24:51Cut
24:54He's got to know what to do
24:56I know what to do
24:56He knows how to do it
24:58He knows how to do it
25:07He's gonna be able to say I can
25:10He's gonna be able to do it
25:11Yeah
25:12And action
25:23.
25:25.
25:27.
25:29.
25:31.
25:33.
25:35.
25:37.
25:41.
25:43.
25:45.
25:47.
25:49.
25:51It's a strange character
25:53It's a horror movie
25:55Let's see how he's going to use it
25:59Three, two, one, action!
26:05He doesn't like it
26:07He doesn't like it
26:09He doesn't like it
26:11He doesn't like it
26:13He doesn't like it
26:15He doesn't like it
26:17He doesn't like it
26:19I like it
26:21He doesn't like it
26:23He doesn't like it
26:25He doesn't like it
26:27He will do his fun
26:29I am really excited
26:31He isn't really excited
26:33He will be really excited
26:35He is still very excited
26:37I have more excited
26:39I don't have a dream
26:41He's still ok
26:43He's still so excited
26:45I follow him
26:47hahaha
26:50This is 5.5
26:51This is 5.5
26:53You can't just sit here.
26:55You can't really take the hair off.
26:59How dare you take the hair off
27:01There's a lot of hair here.
27:03No!
27:05I don't know.
27:07Oh, no.
27:09Oh, no.
27:11Oh, no.
27:13Oh, no.
27:15Oh, no.
27:16oh
27:18oh
27:20oh
27:22okay
27:24oh
27:26oh
27:28oh
27:30oh
27:32oh
27:34oh
27:36oh
27:38oh
27:40oh
27:42oh
27:44這顏色在森林超美的
27:46那這裡
27:48那我們今天來到了
28:06I guess we'll just go first...
28:08I don't know if he's a guy.
28:10Okay!
28:11I'm gonna try again.
28:12I think it's a great deal.
28:14Okay, let's go.
28:15Let's go.
28:16I want to take the test.
28:17Let's go.
28:18I want to take a look.
28:20It's really hard.
28:21I want to take a look.
28:22I want to take a look.
28:23I want to take a look.
28:27You were going to take a look.
28:28Now you can take a look like this.
28:30Let's go.
28:31Let's do it.
28:32Let's go.
28:33Let's do it.
28:36I don't think it's a good taste
28:41It's a good taste
28:44I don't know
28:46I don't know
28:48I don't know
28:50I don't know
28:52Thank you for having me
28:54I haven't said it yet
28:56I haven't said it yet
28:58Let's open it up
29:00Let's open it up
29:02I don't know
29:04I don't know
29:06I don't know
29:08I don't know
29:10Look how you're gonna call me
29:12I don't know
29:14You drink too much
29:16I don't know
29:18I don't know
29:20I don't know
29:22I don't know
29:24It's okay
29:26I don't know if it hurts, but it hurts.
29:33I don't know if it's a happy taste.
29:37But...
29:39I think there's a lot of people.
29:42I think there's a lot of people.
29:44I like it.
29:46I like it.
29:47I like it.
29:48I like it.
29:50I like it.
29:51I like it.
29:53I like it.
29:54I like this.
30:01Hey.
30:05I tried toátok.
30:08Cool.
30:09Very well.
30:11I ain't negative it wasn't me.
30:14I know did you ask about our games.
30:17I say I'm not asking you.
30:23I don't want to say that he has to hate him.
30:25No, no!
30:26I remember, I remember.
30:27Yes, it was this one.
30:28Yes, it was this one.
30:29Yes, it was this one.
30:30I don't know if he's in his eyes.
30:32Yeah.
30:33He said it was so loud.
30:35It's so bad.
30:53Now, let's see if you can press the whole thing.
31:03You can press it to see how the body feels better.
31:11I'll press the whole thing.
31:13I'll press the whole thing to do that.
31:18You can press the whole thing.
31:22I can tell you something
31:23I will just go to the site
31:25I will read the same things
31:27I will read the same things
31:33I will read the same thing
31:35I will read all the different stuff
31:38Everything will be sad
31:39The way I will read the same things
31:41I will read it
31:44I will read the slides
31:45I don't know what the name is.
31:46Yeah.
31:51I've never called this name.
31:53Really, there's no one called DC.
31:58You know what?
31:59Yeah, you know.
32:00You know what I'm talking about?
32:01Yes.
32:02Oh, yeah.
32:04I don't know.
32:06Okay.
32:10You're not going to get his head.
32:13You're not going to get his head.
32:15Okay.
32:18I'm not going to get your head.
32:21Thank you so much.
32:22I'm not going to get your head.
32:24I am not going to get you.
32:28I don't understand you.
32:30Seriously, when did you say something?
32:31to me, I'm going to get my head.
32:32He is going to get F-O?
32:33He is going to get F-O?
32:40Wow, we have to turn into the same thing.
32:42I don't know what I am
32:44You don't know what I am
32:46Help me!
32:48Help me!
32:50He just is trying to kill you
32:52I'm trying to kill you
32:54I'm going to kill him
32:56You don't know how to kill him
32:58He's over
33:00He knows
33:06You are going to tell me
33:08You don't know
33:10You don't want me to do it.
33:12You don't want me to do it.
33:18I'm so sorry.
33:22I'm so sorry.
33:34Let's go.
33:40What did you say?
33:44You say!
33:48I don't know.
33:50You don't know where to go.
33:52I don't know.
33:54You don't know what to say.
33:56I don't know.
34:02I don't know.
34:04I don't know.
34:08I don't know.
34:10I don't know.
34:22I just realized it's a little silly.
34:26I don't know that.
34:28I don't know who you are.
34:30Then I'll see you.
34:32I'll see you through it.
34:34Then I don't know how to say it well.
34:36You have.
34:38You can't.
34:40I didn't get that.
34:42It's because I'm going to go to the end.
34:44I can't see it.
34:46I'm gonna go to the end of the day.
34:48He said you said you said he was telling me.
34:50I'm going to go to the end of the day.
34:52Really?
34:54He's so happy. I'll go to the end of the day.
34:56I'm so happy.
34:58Good luck.
35:10you