00:00俺こと柴龍馬は法の守護神になるべく日々邁進している孤高の弁護士。
00:09あんた優しいんだねまたあったねお兄さんだが謎の男の出現によってペースを乱されねお兄さん 俺はここに住まわせて
00:29ついでに100人目の相棒になってあげてもいいよ お前
00:35いったい何者なんだ さて
00:40何者でしょ
00:50大丈夫見てない
00:54でもやっぱりかわいいね龍君 龍君 免許証見ちゃった
01:01柴龍馬って言うんでしょ だから
01:05龍君 龍君 俺は今まで誰からもそう呼ばれたことはない
01:13なんだこのムズムズする感覚は 龍君
01:21この子たち本当にかわいいね 勝手に触るな
01:25俺の名前 ハルト
01:27おい 食べ口でいいよ
01:29何してる えっ本当にいいの
01:33なんだ
01:35一緒にここに住んでもいいって言ってるよ
01:38言ってない 言ってるって
01:39言ってない 言ってる
01:42聞いてみなよ ほら
01:46ね聞いて
01:51聞いてみながら
02:21I want to eat, like I used to eat.
02:26I don't want to eat, but I don't want to eat.
02:30I don't want to eat now.
02:33I've been eating for a new product.
02:36I'm not sure how to eat, but I don't want to eat.
02:40I'm eating for a new product.
02:44I'm not sure how to use it.
02:47You can have permission to be at home.
02:50I don't know.
02:52Why?
02:53If you're going to be a man, my life will be done!
03:06But, this is a man.
03:08I'm going to be a man.
03:11I'm going to be a man.
03:14I'm going to be a man.
03:191. People will put in the house.
03:222. People will put in the house.
03:253. To be able to touch.
03:284. To be able to show.
03:325. To be able to keep washing.
03:367. To be able to take.
03:39This is not fair enough.
03:42No. It's not fair enough.
03:44It's not fair enough.
03:46You're right.
03:48So I'm just kidding.
03:56What's up, you guys?
04:00You're always so excited.
04:04Felix, Felix...
04:07Hey, you guys...
04:10マサカ…
04:13俺よりも、国一のほうが…
04:28本名は、設楽匠。 動画配信フォロワー数30万人。
04:32人気のインフルエンサーだ。
04:35楽楽! 設楽だよ!
04:37Today, we're going to solve the problem.
04:40Are you ready?
04:42This man, we got a call from our website,
04:46Epic.com.
04:49It was a fraudulent fraud.
04:59That's it.
05:04I'll be there for all.
05:07Okay.
05:08See you later.
05:10Okay.
05:11See you later.
05:12Bye.
05:13Bye.
05:15Bye.
05:17Bye.
05:19Bye.
05:21Bye.
05:23Bye.
05:24Bye.
05:25Bye.
05:27Bye.
05:29Bye.
05:31Bye.
05:33Bye.
05:34I'm
05:51I
05:53何だこれは?
05:58何って飯だよ?
06:00余計なお世話だ。
06:01はい、はい。じゃあ去って。
06:06野菜たっぷりのミネストローネとシーザーサラダ。
06:09焼きたてのフォカッチャ。
06:11メインは茄子のドロネーゼ。
06:14嫌いなものとかある?
06:16何だこの、俺の大好物を狙い討ちしたかのようなメニューの数々は?
06:21食べないの?
06:23Oh
06:53I'm going to eat it.
07:00That's good. It's a good one.
07:03Let's go.
07:09Let's go.
07:23Let them go.
07:28Start, but I am the young people.
07:33It's fun to be a young person.
07:36It's a tree.
07:41It's fun to be a garden place.
07:48I made a garden, so I made a garden.
07:52ガトーショコラ嫌い好きではないが嫌いでもないそっかよかったまた狙いうちは
08:22顧問先の代理店は仮想通貨を使ったゲームの広告にシュタラックを起用し契約を進めていたがシュタラックはゲームで仮想通貨を稼ごうというコンセプトが自身の教育動画のイメージを損なうとしている。
08:39何なに弁護案件事務の守秘義務があるあとあと裸でうろうろするな裸じゃないよ安心してください履いてますけど下着でうろうつくな
09:02凌くんこそ履いてなかったし
09:07大丈夫見てないって見たのかインフルエンサーかこれインフルエンサーの知り手が結構いるよ
09:20おい
09:21この件俺が調べてあげようか 凌くん100人目の相棒がいなくて困ってるんでしょ
09:28お前には関係ない
09:31ねえ試しに俺を使ってみたら 結構俺役に立つよ
09:37だって俺 誰にでもなれるから
09:42誰にでもなれる うん
09:45今はりょうくんの家政婦さんだし
09:491週間使用期間ちょうだい断るじゃあさもし俺が使えないって分かったらこれ消去してあげるよこの家からも出ていってあげるねそれなら試す価値あるでしょ何が目的だん?なぜ俺の相棒になりたい?
10:16何でだと思う?
10:21知りたいよねぇ
10:23でも
10:25でも
10:26でも
10:27俺のこと全部わかっちゃったらつまんなくない?
10:32つまんなくない?
10:39いや
10:40いや
10:41別に
10:42何でだと思う?
10:44何でだと思う?
10:46何でだと思う?
10:47何でだと思う?
10:48何でだと思う?
10:49何でだと思う?
10:50何で?
10:51何でだと思う?
10:52バルトくん?
10:53そうねえ
10:56とにかく不思議な子よね
10:58え?
11:00でも
11:01どうしてハルトくんのこと知りたいの?
11:03いえ別に
11:05あっいらっしゃい
11:10あっ来てたんだ ビールちょうだい
11:12はい
11:13シタラックの件どうだ?
11:19まあこれからですね
11:24こっちもななかなか厄介な案件を抱えてて例の地面師集団
11:34ん?
11:35どうした?
11:36見せてください
11:37ああ
11:43うん
11:48ほんとちょろいよな
11:51早くあいつを追い出さなければ
11:54今はシタラックの情報収集が先だ
12:35Hi.
12:45I.I. I.H.O.N. switch.
12:52Here, please.
12:54There's a way to show it.
12:57No...
12:59...
12:59I don't know.
13:29Ryo-kun, you're 100 years old.
13:34But you're good.
13:36What?
13:46Shiba, you're losing your own purpose.
13:49That's why you're building a brand called Shiba Ryo-ma.
13:54Ryo-kun.
13:56You know what to do?
14:00Ryo-kun.
14:01Ryo-kun.
14:03Ryo-kun.
14:07Ryo-kun.
14:09Ryo-kun.
14:11Ryo-kun.
14:13Ryo-kun.
14:15Ryo-kun.
14:20Ryo-kun.
14:21Ryo-kun.
14:22Ryo-kun.
14:23Ryo-kun.
14:25No, I'm a fraudster, but I'm a fraudster.
14:31If you're not good enough, I'll kill you.
14:34What do I need?
14:37The truth is, the truth is the truth.
14:43The truth is the truth.
14:46What kind of sweet taste is it?
14:50No!
14:51No!
14:52No!
14:53No!
14:55They're not good enough.
14:56They're not good enough.
14:58They're not good, but they're not good enough.
15:00You need to do something.
15:02I've been so sorry for your life.
15:04I am a fraudster.
15:06Why?
15:07Why?
15:08It's not good enough to avoid watching.
15:11I'm always tired.
15:13How about you, even if it is?
15:16Oh, I can't do it there.
15:18You can't do it, you can't do it.
15:20I can't do it.
15:26Oh, that's right.
15:28I'm going to get a drink.
15:33What?
15:41I'm going to get a drink of coffee.
15:43I'm going to get a drink of coffee.
15:45I'm going to get a drink of coffee.
15:47What are you doing?
15:49If you don't have a bad idea, you'll get a lot of advice.
15:55If you pay for $5,000,000, you'll get a request.
15:59Okay, let's go.
16:05It's so good.
16:07Okay, let's do it.
16:14Okay, let's do it.
16:19Let's do it.
16:23Let's do it.
16:29Is it good?
16:33It's good.
16:39It's good.
16:41It's good.
16:48Okay, let's do it.
16:56It's good.
17:06Yeah, that's right.
17:08I haven't said anything.
17:12Hey.
17:16How are you doing?
17:19Yeah.
17:22I will be your friend of Ryo.
17:24I will be your friend of Ryo.
17:28I'll be the one who I'll be the one who I will be.
17:58This is a big deal, right?
18:00So, I love you.
