01:00Really, I know someday, somehow I too shall be a great actress
01:07I just know I will, really I do
01:11And great men will be at my feet and kiss my hand
01:15Ah, I will play Juliet
01:18Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?
01:23Hello Emily, I brung you some posies
01:34Please go away, I want to be alone
01:39Good morning, gorgeous
01:51Are you the great director, megaphone?
02:01Shh, I'm traveling incognito
02:05Oh, isn't it wonderful?
02:08I've always wanted to go to Hollywood
02:09I know I have unlimited talent
02:12Really I do
02:14Don't you think?
02:23If you ever want to get in pictures, look me up
02:25That's wonderful
02:34This world will be a great director
02:36That was wonderful
02:37Good morning
02:39Go on
02:40Go on
02:40Go on
02:41Go on
02:42Go on
02:43Go on
02:43Go on
02:44Go on
02:45Go on
02:45Go on
03:16Hooray for Hollywood, and screwy-tally hooey, Hollywood, where any office for your young mechanic can be a panic with just a good-looking pan, and any carmaid can be a starmaid if she dances with or...
03:34Paper, paper, all about the ghostly scoundrel. I say, won't you buy one of my papers? Only, teppan.
03:40The early temples, the baby temples, is equally underscored. Go out and try your luck, you might be damned.
03:48Come, come, my little tunnel jumper. Pull up your anchor. This is an old parking lot, you know.
03:53Now keep your eyes open, folks, and see the palatial home of your favorite movie star.
04:14Just what you have always wanted to see, yes, indeed. The domestic domicile of the most glorious, glamorous, luminary of the silver screen.
04:23A sight you'll never forget and never stop telling your friends back home about.
04:27And now, folks, I will show you your favorite movie star at play. Yes, sir.
04:32Imagine seeing them at play, just like you or I, in human action.
04:36Now, just pass down your quarters, but don't rush. There's plenty of time.
04:40Good night, my little pine knot. Don't let the termines get you.
05:10Good night.
05:40I think I'd better make this a close-up.
05:54Don't you think so, boys?
05:56Oh, yeah!
06:07Quiet! We're recording!
06:09Quiet!
06:10Quiet!
06:11Quiet!
06:12Quiet!
06:13Quiet!
06:19Turn them over.
06:27The battlefield's a rocking chair.
06:29Look out! Look out!
06:30For all is fair in love and war.
06:34Two inmates stand together.
06:38Don't give up a ship.
06:41Over the sea, let's go mend.
06:45We're shovin' right off.
06:46We're shovin' right off again.
06:48Nobody knows why, our friend.
06:52We're shovin' right off for home.
06:54Shovin' right off for home.
06:56Shovin' right off for home again.
07:00Cut!
07:01Cut!
07:02Yeah, I'm good-
07:03I'm good.
07:04How are you?
07:05Oh, Mr. Megaphone, remember me?
07:08Remember?
07:09Oh, Mr. Megaphone, remember me, remember, look, it's me, oh dear, this is so embarrassing.
07:39Oh, I just know someday I too shall be a great actress, really I do.
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