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00:00Surprise!
00:17Mum never said you were coming.
00:19Your grand's the only one who knows.
00:21Oh yeah, I didn't want to get anyone's hopes up.
00:23So what did the three of you dig a tunnel, steal a couple of uniforms?
00:26I had a bit of knowledge on this, shall we?
00:28What, you turned someone over?
00:29I thought Mitch was in grass.
00:30Well they'd do if it means they'd get to see their husbands.
00:32And in return, they gave me a transfer.
00:36As soon as I told them it was my very close and beloved father-in-law's funeral,
00:40they thought it was best I maintain family ties.
00:43You hated him.
00:44So did you.
00:45I wanted to check if it was really him in that box.
00:48I was going to bring my own jewellery, but...
00:51Naughty boy and all that.
00:54How are you holding up?
00:56I'm surprised my mum didn't come here.
00:58Is she um...
01:00No, no, I just...
01:01I...
01:02I can't believe you're here.
01:03I'm here.
01:05I'm here.
01:06You ain't listening.
01:19You've been drug running, Harry.
01:21And you getting banged up ain't gonna make Kojo's life any better.
01:25But it's my fault.
01:26He made one little mistake, the rest of it was all me.
01:28And you're out of it, right?
01:29If Ravi and this Okie have let you go.
01:31It's only because mum paid them off.
01:33I thought you went to her before me.
01:34I thought she got Kojo out too.
01:36So your mum knew you were dealing drugs with Ravi and she never said.
01:40Kojo's my best mate.
01:43And if it means me going down, then fine, I'll do it.
01:46Look, you going to the police, it ain't just gonna make your life bad, is it?
01:50You see, Kojo, he ain't gonna last inside.
01:53And they'll probably deport him or something.
01:55Yeah, but what if I tell them what happened?
01:56How they used him, how everyone just used him.
01:58Please just listen to yourself.
02:00You have done something stupid and reckless and you are lucky to be here.
02:03And not buried under concrete somewhere.
02:06So stop your tears.
02:08You are not going to the police.
02:13Right, are we gonna get this party started?
02:15No, just wait.
02:16Wait for me.
02:17I ain't seriously gonna do a speech.
02:21My dad.
02:23Our dad.
02:26He wasn't the best man.
02:27Yeah, yeah, that's told him.
02:28Just let him speak.
02:29What are you gonna do, slap me with your handcuff?
02:31He was a rubbish dad.
02:33A bully.
02:34Drunk.
02:36Bigot.
02:38Most of what he ever said and what he ever did, I hated him for it.
02:41You only got him for that, have you, vicar?
02:43Stuart.
02:44He was the only dad I had.
02:46And whatever demons you had troubling him, well, I'd just find a little peace.
02:57Well, I love you.
02:58And we now commit his body to the ground, earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
03:11Ensure uncertain hope of the resurrection to eternal life.
03:14We should check on him.
03:16So you can butcher another box of eggs?
03:21That's okay.
03:22He ain't the first person to overdo it trying to impress a new friend.
03:25I mean, he might have bended around to sleep.
03:27All right.
03:28So where is he?
03:29I didn't tell him.
03:30Phil called me.
03:31Because apparently you didn't think it was important that I know.
03:32He's just been having fun.
03:33I mean, you come in here and you throw your weight around, you're just gonna push him
03:34further away.
03:35Told him to jump every red light on the way here.
03:36Didn't think you'd have to do it on your own.
03:37He has managed to wash his own socks since you left him.
03:38Sure.
03:39He can butter his own toes.
03:40And you've got babies to buy.
03:41It was really sweet of you to ask him if that comes.
03:42I've still got that ring on my finger, ain't I?
03:43Right.
03:44Posh car's over there somewhere.
03:45Do you want to sit there, Vic?
03:46Have you got to get back?
03:47Oh, temporary license.
03:48D-cat, isn't it?
03:49Close family.
03:50Keep up.
03:51Yeah.
03:52Yeah.
03:53Yeah.
03:54Yeah.
03:55Yeah.
03:56Yeah.
03:57Yeah.
03:58Yeah.
03:59Yeah.
04:00Yeah.
04:01Yeah.
04:02Yeah.
04:03Yeah.
04:04Yeah.
04:05Yeah.
04:06Yeah.
04:07Yeah.
04:08Yeah.
04:09It's D-cat, isn't it?
04:10Close family.
04:11Keep up.
04:12Got a hall pass for the afternoon.
04:13How much intel did you give him?
04:16Thank you, by the way, for looking after him.
04:19Yeah.
04:20Yeah, no, of course.
04:21I mean, like you said, I just didn't want him to go through it on his own.
04:24I thought Jay might be here, or Lexi.
04:26Well, they're, um, they're both away, aren't they?
04:30Thought I ain't even gonna see him.
04:31Well, Lexi's on a school trip to the Isle of Wight.
04:33If I'd have known Ben.
04:35Me and Johnny, we've known each other for years, haven't we?
04:37With Mick and the family.
04:38Oh, I know.
04:39No, I'm glad.
04:40You've got good people around you.
04:42Yeah.
04:43Well, I've got my own taxi.
04:48Look very fit in that suit.
04:58Well, if I knew we were dressing up.
05:00I haven't.
05:04It's been a while since you've been on a date.
05:08Why not?
05:11Can I get you...
05:12I thought you were joking.
05:14Meeting here.
05:16Maybe all that concern was just...
05:17No, I didn't even think...
05:19Look, I'm sorry.
05:20What?
05:22We can go somewhere else.
05:24No, it's fine.
05:25It's fine.
05:30They caught him, though.
05:33Yeah, one of them.
05:35The other one's dead.
05:38Yeah, yeah.
05:39Um, Callum's dead.
05:40Mm.
05:42And the one they've got, though.
05:43Probably just let him go before trial,
05:44because that's what they always do.
05:46They always do.
05:50I just have to find another way of getting rid of him, then.
05:55Every single time.
05:56Don't you?
05:57No. Just reach for the dogs.
05:58No, look, come on. It was a joke.
06:02Come on, just that drink, yeah?
06:03Hear me out.
06:07I'm just saying sleep on it.
06:08Give it a bit of time.
06:09This ain't kids.
06:11This is Ravi.
06:12And if you think he's scary,
06:13you should see the people above.
06:14Which is why I don't want you running to the police.
06:16They'll kill you, Harry.
06:18They'll kill you.
06:21Look, I'll go and see Phil.
06:23What?
06:24What's that gonna do?
06:25It's gonna take more than
06:26torturing a call centre
06:27and burning a few desks, Dad.
06:30I mean, wait till Mum hears this ain't over.
06:33I mean, what she did to Shireen.
06:35It's gonna be...
06:36Just give me 24 hours.
06:38And I will sort this.
06:39I ain't gonna run away.
06:40I think he promised.
06:41Much as I would love you to chase me.
06:42Oh, dear.
06:43Ben!
06:45Callum messaged.
06:46Oh, dear.
06:47Why don't you sell anyone, eh?
06:48Well, you don't want duty free.
06:49And I had to tell Callum's gran
06:50or else they wouldn't let me come.
06:51What?
06:52They've really moved you to London?
06:53For a few days.
06:54And then moving me to Manchester.
06:55So I don't think you can bring me breakfast.
06:56Oh, come here, darling.
06:58Well, that was nearly a smile for a second.
06:59Well, let's see a big eye, won't you?
07:00Yeah, well, I ain't exactly chuffed myself.
07:02Well, at least you're in a red eye way now, eh?
07:03How did it go?
07:04How did it go?
07:05Oh, dear.
07:06Oh, dear.
07:07I don't know.
07:08Oh, dear.
07:09Oh, dear.
07:10Oh, dear.
07:11Oh, dear.
07:12Oh, dear.
07:13Oh, dear.
07:14Oh, dear.
07:15Oh, dear.
07:16Oh, dear.
07:17Oh, dear.
07:18Oh, dear.
07:19Oh, dear.
07:20Oh, dear.
07:21Oh, dear.
07:22Oh, dear.
07:23Threw him in a hole.
07:24Stamped the soil.
07:25You know, did a little dance.
07:27Right.
07:28I think it's time for a drink.
07:30I'll, um...
07:31I'll leave you guys to it.
07:32No, no, no.
07:33You've been looking after my husband.
07:34First round's on us.
07:35No, hang on.
07:36Are you an adding?
07:37Mum?
07:38I'm grieving.
07:40Oh, are you?
07:47Mate told him, have you?
07:48Comes a bit busy.
07:50Burying my dad.
07:51No.
07:52No.
07:53No.
07:54No.
07:55No.
07:56No.
07:57No.
07:58I think we've forfeited our right to the sausage rolls.
08:00Can I ask you, please, please?
08:01Yes.
08:02Jed?
08:03Something wrong?
08:05It's Harry.
08:06He's got himself in a bit of bother.
08:09What?
08:10Girl bother or...
08:12Or bang that bother?
08:14Well, I thought Nicola might be able to help solve it, but she's gone home.
08:18It's nice to hear you're talking.
08:19We're not.
08:20But, er...
08:21If there's a problem with one of our boys, then you're better off dealing with it on your
08:28tod, you know?
08:29Yeah.
08:30There you go.
08:31You're meant to be in prison.
08:32Cut through the bars.
08:33Yeah.
08:34He's, er, out for the day for Callum's dad's funeral.
08:36Oh, that's lovely.
08:37Oh.
08:38I see you.
08:39Yeah.
08:40No, er, you know, Callum haven't had a chance to catch up yet, but, er, he's being transferred
08:46over in there, so...
08:47Ben.
08:48You haven't met my brother, have you?
08:50It's Teddy.
08:51Ben!
08:52Latest in a long line of Mitchell's doing a stretch.
08:54I'll, er...
08:55I'll catch you later, yeah?
08:56Yeah, yeah, all right, mate.
08:57He's chatty, isn't he?
08:59It was credit cards.
09:00Ain't exactly like I killed anyone, is it?
09:01Not this time.
09:02Right, whatever anyone wants, it's, er...
09:03It's on me dad.
09:04Obviously, I've got no money, so...
09:05Oh, Trey, shout me a lemonade, will you?
09:06Otherwise, I'll give me a slap on the wrist.
09:07Right.
09:08Somewhere, I've got a gorgeous husband to catch up with.
09:10Don't do this, okay?
09:11It's not like that.
09:12I'm having me here from someone else.
09:14So, Oki, you're getting close.
09:17Er, you're probably just...
09:19You're probably just...
09:20Right, whatever anyone wants, it's, erm...
09:21Right, whatever anyone wants, it's, erm...
09:23It's on me dad.
09:24Obviously, I've got no money, so...
09:25Ahem.
09:26Oh, Trey, shout me a lemonade, will you?
09:27Otherwise, I'll give me a slap on the wrist.
09:28Right.
09:29Somewhere, I've got a gorgeous husband to catch up with.
09:31Don't do this, okay?
09:32It's not like that.
09:33It's not like that.
09:34I'm having me here from someone else.
09:36So, Okie.
09:37You're...
09:38You probably just forgot to eat, Dad.
09:41He's too busy chasing ladies, right?
09:43Just let him have his tea, Dad.
09:47So, what did you two get up soon?
09:52Why'd you ring him?
09:54He didn't. Phil did.
09:56Don't matter who rang me.
09:58Just a good job someone did.
10:00We already told you. He's just had a mad one.
10:02I mean, we've all done it.
10:03Yeah.
10:04Oki is my friend.
10:06I'm allowed to have friends.
10:08You can go now.
10:11Well, no-one says you can't have friends.
10:13I am not a child.
10:15You always treat me like a child.
10:18And when you act like one...
10:20Dad!
10:21I said you can go!
10:30You have got 50 grand for my ex-wife's money.
10:34Who are you?
10:35Taxman.
10:38That was for my boys and Kojo's freedom.
10:41So I'm asking you nicely.
10:42Listen.
10:44Your ex-wife was very lucky.
10:46I let your boy off the hook.
10:48But if she thought that was buying Kojo too,
10:50she's clearly been sniffing the hair bleach again.
10:52Now I suggest you don't ever come back to my house
10:54when I'm with my family.
10:56You understand?
10:57You don't scare me, Maddie.
11:01You or your people.
11:04Are you having a tea Dutch?
11:07In a minute.
11:11If you ain't scared of my people,
11:12go back to your little boy for a bit of story time.
11:14Because Daddy, even your ex has got enough brain cells to know it takes more than turning up.
11:21Asking nicely.
11:22Free minibar comes with the room.
11:37It's all right.
11:38I'll just take it out of your wages.
11:40Hey, Zoe, if you're going to live here, sweetheart, you can have to start pulling your bite, yeah?
11:43I'm convalescing.
11:45Right.
11:46We've got a pub full of punters and Kathy and Phil's just got Ben back, so...
11:48Yeah, I just saw, and I'm going to be getting my son back.
11:51Sharon's just set up a meeting with a private investigator in a couple of weeks.
11:54If someone like Phil Mitchell can get his son back, so can I.
12:03This is mad, this, isn't it?
12:04Me and you and the Vic.
12:07Ben, I am.
12:08I just want to take you home, really.
12:11Get in the bed, never leave it.
12:15I don't know if the guards will have that, though, will they?
12:17You are such a policeman.
12:20I can't do this.
12:22Well, Rainy's already planning her wedding hats.
12:25I can't split them up.
12:26Do you like your kneecaps?
12:29Thinking of other people's feelings before your own.
12:32I ain't letting that walk out on him now.
12:36Sorry.
12:38You just buried your dad.
12:39No, seriously.
12:40It's just...
12:42This is all I thought about for the last week, you know?
12:45Being here with you.
12:48I know I should have told you I was coming.
12:50And...
12:51I know that you hate surprises, but I...
12:54I just missed you so much.
12:56It's not about you not being here.
12:58It's not about you not telling me.
13:01Well, what's with the face?
13:02Because I like the smiley version.
13:03You're scaring me.
13:04I'm...
13:05I'm so sorry.
13:07It's okay.
13:08It's not...
13:09It's not okay.
13:10Whatever you've done, I've...
13:12I've been seeing someone.
13:13What I did...
13:14What I was trying to do, I thought was for the good.
13:26They persuaded me for a while.
13:27Only because you didn't want to hurt me.
13:28And that's what you do, isn't it?
13:29You put me first, always.
13:30And I just push you away, because if it's something I want...
13:31And I just stay, because I'm a mug.
13:32Well, you might stay when no one else would, but you always do the right thing, Eve.
13:33You were there for Ivani in every way.
13:35And I just stay, because I'm a mug.
13:39And you're there for Ivani in every way.
13:41And I don't want to stay, because I'm a mug.
13:42What I did, I thought was just for the good.
13:44What I was trying to do, I thought was for the good.
13:47They persuaded me for a while.
13:48Only because you didn't want to hurt me.
13:49And that's what you do, isn't it?
13:50You put me first, always.
13:52And I just push you away, because if it's something I want...
13:53And I just stay, because I'm a mug.
13:55Well, you might stay when no one else would, but you always do the right thing, Eve.
13:59You were there for Ivani in every way.
14:03When I should have been there and I wasn't.
14:06I don't want to spend the rest of my life repairing your mistakes.
14:09Yeah, and I don't want you to either.
14:12Look, I can't promise I won't mess up again.
14:16But I promise I can try.
14:21Move back.
14:24The others have moved in now.
14:26Yeah, small steps.
14:30It's not the same without you.
14:32Eve, I...
14:34We haven't even been married a year, you know?
14:36I'm not giving up on us yet.
14:38It's not just about you, is it?
14:40I know.
14:41I know. It's exhausting.
14:43I...
14:45I love you.
14:48Oh, we're crazy.
14:51Well, me and you, we do good crazy.
14:57I don't know.
14:58It's different this time. Something's changed.
15:03Loving you isn't enough.
15:10Does it matter?
15:11It matters to you if you've been seeing him, so who is he?
15:14Please.
15:16I mean, I assume it's a he, but you can never be sure with you, can you?
15:19I'm not telling you who he is.
15:21Well, at least you're not doing the talk to the straight guy.
15:24He's always pretty hot.
15:25I was going to come and see you.
15:26Yeah, but I've saved you an airfare.
15:29I'm going on holiday with your little boyfriend.
15:31Joe, you've got no idea how hard it's been for me.
15:34You being inside.
15:35It ain't exactly been a big disco for me, Callum.
15:38Will you just, will you just listen to me?
15:40I'm trying to make you understand.
15:42Understand what?
15:45I mess up.
15:47I go to jail. I do not pass go. I do not collect £200 and...
15:50You just, you just get your end away with the first guy that flashes his eyelashes, are you?
15:56You wasn't the first guy to flash his eyelashes at me.
15:59Well done for holding out.
16:02So who is he?
16:04Mr. Not the first guy to flash his lashes.
16:08I'm not telling you.
16:10Not when you're being like this.
16:17Who is he, Callum?
16:20I think you've been paying for something that weren't yours.
16:25No, unless you've got a kiss for your favourite brother-in-law.
16:28Listen, listen, listen, just five minutes, all right? Five minutes.
16:30No, I ain't the one who's done nothing wrong here.
16:34It's my so-called husband and it's this pound shop judge Rinder.
16:39They've been having an affair.
16:42Behind all of your backs and none of it.
16:45You all knew, didn't you? And you didn't say nothing.
16:58Oh.
17:08Dad was just the same when I started going out doing the most of you. Maybe you should take Harry.
17:12Oh.
17:14Hey, I was just saying, the next time he wants to go out and keep up with someone like Oki, that he should take you with him.
17:19Yeah.
17:21I commit my decisions. You're just like Kwame.
17:24Well, you're looking better, Coach. That's good.
17:27Er, we're gonna go get something edible. Don't tell her, no.
17:31Okay.
17:33You don't have to do this anymore. None of it. Okay?
17:35I'm gonna help you make this all go away.
17:39I don't need your help. Oki's my friend.
17:48Here.
17:50Take them both out. Get them some proper food.
17:52No, I need to go to the police.
17:53Just treat them. They deserve it.
17:56And you know what the problem? I will sort it.
17:58Okay.
18:12Harry?
18:13Yeah, your coat.
18:15Cheers.
18:19Ben, you're not listening.
18:21I ain't talking to you.
18:22He only told us this morning.
18:23Told ya.
18:24You caught them.
18:25Does Lexi know?
18:26We said he had to sit down and tell you first.
18:29So if you want to blame someone for him spoiling your little day out.
18:32Are you still here?
18:33Ben, I swear, I thought they were finished.
18:35You got the thing that you found out this morning?
18:36It was a thing.
18:37Ben, Ben, I know you're hurting right now.
18:39You know, I slept with him years ago.
18:40Weren't even in my top ten.
18:41Let's not do it like this, eh?
18:42Oh, I'm sorry.
18:43I'm sorry that I'm spoiling everything.
18:45It's just that I'm not in this group chat.
18:47Kerf, he's right. He promised us.
18:48Yeah, yeah.
18:49He promised me that he'd love me for better or for worse,
18:51but you should never trust a cop I should.
18:52You are the one who lied to me.
18:54For ya, fam.
18:55Please.
18:56You committed fraud and you never told anyone?
18:59Shouldn't you and Mr Benelli be putting curtains up right about now?
19:02You broke my heart, Ben.
19:05You broke my heart and you left me.
19:10I've just moved hotels. I'd better get unpacked.
19:12Look, Ben, just, just, just...
19:15Give me two minutes.
19:18What, you say to him, innit?
19:19Shut up.
19:22Just shut up and sit down.
19:25I thought you climbed out the window then.
19:27No, I was giving myself a pep talk in the mirror.
19:30Don't do this, Eve, please.
19:32Listen, if, if loving me isn't enough, then you...
19:34Look, what you did, everything you said about me making a good mother...
19:36Hey, you wouldn't have been.
19:37It's okay.
19:38It's okay.
19:39Shh.
19:40I'm talking.
19:41Shh.
19:42I'm talking.
19:43So, I never thought about having kids.
19:46As I said, it wasn't an option for me.
19:48And, er, it wasn't ever likely that I'd get accidentally pregnant.
19:49And then, seeing how absolutely terrible my mother was with me, it just...
19:55But then, um, for a few days it got in my head.
19:56Oh.
19:57And I got a picture of me.
19:58And I got a picture of me.
19:59And I got a picture of me.
20:00And I got a picture of me.
20:01And, er, it wasn't ever likely that I'd get accidentally pregnant.
20:06And then seeing how absolutely terrible my mother was with me, it just...
20:14But then, um, for a few days you got in my head.
20:21Oh.
20:22And I got a picture of me as a mom and I liked it.
20:28Eva, I'm so sorry.
20:29Maris.
20:30That's what I mean when I say loving you isn't enough.
20:37I want to...
20:39I want to love a child of my own.
20:43Our own.
20:46Our own.
20:50Just a gloom for punishment.
20:59I love you and I want to be with you.
21:03But I can't put a lid on it.
21:07I want us to adopt.
21:13That day I came to find you.
21:16In your shell before you got deported.
21:18You told me not to wait.
21:20You don't get to put this on me.
21:22And I said to you that was just you pushing me away.
21:25Because that's what...
21:26That's what I do.
21:27Yeah.
21:28I'd push away the people I love and see if they'll come back and look who's right.
21:31I meant it then.
21:37I meant every word.
21:38I'd be so alone.
21:39And you being in prison in another country, everything that happened to you.
21:48Losing Lola.
21:49I couldn't put that on you.
21:51So I couldn't talk to no one.
21:55I just bottled it up and kept going every day just counting down the days.
22:00And then pretty boy came along.
22:02We was just mates at first.
22:05Drink every now and then, someone to talk to.
22:07Talk?
22:08Yeah, of course.
22:10I know I shouldn't have.
22:13Just having someone there again to hold me and touch me, I...
22:20And, um...
22:22When Mum said it was over.
22:26Well, your Dad caught us.
22:29And you still got your bitch?
22:32Yeah, he told your Mum and Jay and...
22:35And then he threatened to take Lexi.
22:37He used my daughter.
22:40He was only thinking of you.
22:44So I...
22:45I broke it off with Johnny and then...
22:46Then you got back with him.
22:52Is he good to you?
22:57Yeah.
23:00Does he make you a better person like you did me?
23:05I think so.
23:06I think so, ain't good enough.
23:08Yeah.
23:10Yeah, he does.
23:15Do you love him?
23:18Oh, Ben, please read that.
23:19It's very important.
23:23Do you love him?
23:24Yeah.
23:25Yeah.
23:26Yeah, I love him.
23:27Look, it's different to what...
23:28We're getting a divorce.
23:29Bubbles, please, Linda.
23:30Linda?
23:31You dare use my daughter in this.
23:33Ben, what?
23:34A divorce?
23:35And you're okay about that?
23:36What?
23:37Yeah.
23:38Makes me feel better about the geezers I've been having inside.
23:52What?
23:53You thought you're the only one that gets lonely?
23:54That's the thing about love, isn't it?
23:55One day it's there and...
23:56Then it ain't.
23:58That's the thing about love, isn't it?
24:00One day it's there and...
24:03Then it ain't.
24:04That's the thing.
24:34I don't know.
24:36I don't know.
24:37I'm sorry.
24:38I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
24:39I'm sorry.
24:40I'm sorry.
24:41I'm sorry.
24:48I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
24:49I'm sorry.
24:50What?
24:51You said you were in last time?
24:53Where are you going?
24:55To the toilet, if that's all right with you.
25:00Where's Kojo?
25:02And I said keep a close eye on him.
25:32You got what you wanted then?
25:59I think you've got to go and pull some legs off some spiders.
26:02You started it.
26:04Listen, didn't you hear anything in there?
26:07Ben said it's over.
26:09Just... just let it go.
26:20Hey, it's done now.
26:23So why don't I feel any better?
26:26Come over one weekend, yeah?
26:28We can look at wedding dresses.
26:31I thought so.
26:34Let's get you home.
26:35Actually, um...
26:37Do you mind if I just... I just want to be on my own?
26:40Yeah.
26:41It's, it's...
26:44I'm not in the home.
26:46It's, it's...
26:47I'm not in the home.
26:48I'm not in the home.
26:50It's not going to be on the home.
26:51I don't know anything yet, but I don't know anything.
26:54Oh, my God.
27:24I don't know.
27:54I don't know.
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