MAFS UK It's Official! Season 3 Episode 1

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00:0018 singles are heading down the aisle, hoping to find their perfect match.

00:12Two couples have already committed to each other with emotional and romantic vows from the bottom of their hearts.

00:18When I say wed, you say ding. Wed!

00:21Ding! Wed!

00:22Ding!

00:22And sealed those vows like lovers do.

00:25Do you want a high-five or can I kiss you?

00:26You can kiss me.

00:27And for the rest of our singles, there's only one thing left to do.

00:32Let's get married!

00:34Whoa, chill out, Julia Ruth. We can't get married. We've only just mesh.

00:39What kind of crazy person would get married at first sight?

00:43I'm Lucinda Lodge and welcome to Maths UK. It's official.

00:48I'll be here every week, joined by celeb superfans, the experts and our gorgeous brides and grooms for the ultimate Maths Debrief.

01:06Later in the show, we'll be joined by the most positive man in the world, our groom, Dean.

01:11But first, committing to me on the podcast today is Danny Beard.

01:16Hello!

01:18Hey, you fabulous creature. Welcome.

01:21Thank you for having me. I'm going to find this so hard not to do a really bad Australian accent for the next however long we've got together.

01:28Now, so you are similar to me, gorgeous creature. You've watched along.

01:32Now, could you tell me who your pick is, his favourite?

01:37The two gay guys, what are they called again?

01:39Debrief and Keogh.

01:41We both spell the name horrendously for a dyslexic.

01:44Well, I'll say that because it comes up and they say one thing and I read another.

01:47They both seem really nice, but they've got that thing where they're like, they just really can't wait to get each other's clothes off.

01:53They're like, oh, thank God the person's hot.

01:55And I think with Maths, I mean, you've got to be silly not to understand.

02:00It goes so much deeper than wanting to rip each other's clothes off.

02:03And I think there's, well, we've already seen a teaser to next week.

02:06I think it's, there's going to be trouble ahead.

02:08So you think the chemistry might get them in a little trouble?

02:11I think it may get them in more than a little trouble because there's two big personalities there.

02:16Let's talk about Dean and Sarah.

02:18Yes.

02:18So I was like, listen, I don't think I've ever cried 15 minutes into episode one of a Maths app.

02:25Backstory is beautiful.

02:26And I was so hoping they'd love each other and fancy each other.

02:29I mean, you can't help it, listen, if you don't fancy someone.

02:31But by the end of that episode, I was like, just fancy him.

02:35Just fancy him.

02:36I was like, I fancy him now.

02:38We've got so much coming up in this episode, but I want to ask you a couple of questions.

02:42Ask me.

02:43Fire away, honey.

02:43Let's go for it.

02:44If you were to marry at first sight, what would your complete package partner be?

02:51Well, package being the operative word, honey, I'm a gay man.

02:55I'd like quite a big package.

02:56I'd like a big package.

02:59We'd all like a big package.

03:00Yeah, we should go on a night out looking for a big package together.

03:02I'll be your wing woman.

03:04Do you know what?

03:06I'm dead blessed.

03:07I've been with my fella now like two and a bit years.

03:09He makes me laugh.

03:11Essential.

03:12I'd be looking for things like that.

03:13Basically, surmise a big package.

03:16What would your dream destination wedding ceremony look like?

03:19A city, a beach, a mountain.

03:22Paint us the picture.

03:24See, I always fancied like renting a big chateau.

03:28Chateau.

03:29I'd hire one of them, private kitchen.

03:31It'd be more about the weekend than the quick ceremony.

03:37It's a whole long, lovely affair that goes for a couple of days.

03:41Amen.

03:42I love that.

03:43Dani, where would you go for a honeymoon?

03:45Anywhere really hot and expensive that I probably wouldn't normally afford.

03:50Speak like you.

03:51Yeah, pay for myself.

03:53Listen, if married at first sight are going to take me on a honeymoon,

03:56I would be top-ticking all of them, like Seychelles, Caribbean,

04:00anywhere that's like, you know, going to be a bit pricey.

04:04Okay, delish.

04:05Yeah.

04:05So we've just seen the Stag and Hens do's.

04:08It's their last night of singledom and now we can watch.

04:11I wonder if there's much drama brewing.

04:14For example, you know, Grace, she wasn't happy when David said,

04:18there's blue jobs and there's pink jobs.

04:21See, she had a point.

04:22How did you feel about that?

04:23I agree.

04:24I agree.

04:25I feel like, listen, it's 2025.

04:28Do we need to be gendering our jobs?

04:30Do we need to be gendering?

04:31A lot of things were gendering.

04:33Let's not go there today, but the answer is no.

04:37But maybe she just come across a bit aggy the way she said it.

04:40She came a little bit like that, but I agreed with her point.

04:42Yeah.

04:43And look, I think he's probably the very opposite.

04:46I agree.

04:46So maybe it was just something.

04:49I mean, I'm also, I was thinking as a gay man,

04:52like how did they decide who's standing at the end of the aisle or not?

04:56Because no one's mentioned top or bottom.

04:58And I'm thinking, how do these people put on these two together?

05:03No, we're not going to have two Tupperware lids here.

05:05Do you know what I mean?

05:07Because neither of them two look like they could top a trifle.

05:09Oh, my gosh.

05:10You are hilarious.

05:12I'm just saying.

05:13Yeah.

05:13What if they get to the bedroom and they both don't know what to do?

05:16And what sort of Tupperware do you like, basically?

05:18There are differing opinions amongst hens about intimacy on the first night.

05:26Lee basically said that if you fancy them, well, then go do it again.

05:30I agree with Lee.

05:31Yeah.

05:31Radical immediacy.

05:32Listen, they call this an experiment for a reason.

05:36True.

05:37Experiment.

05:38Yeah.

05:38Listen, you didn't know the man 24 hours ago.

05:41Now you've got a wedding ring on your finger.

05:43Might as well get down and dirty.

05:44But I do like the idea of really getting to know somebody, that, you know, getting the

05:49foundation in place and then perhaps leaving that to a little bit down the track once you've

05:55known each other.

05:56But, you know, the fella that I got matched up with, which was Tim, I don't know if you

06:00saw our scenes.

06:01Yeah, I loved your one.

06:02He had said, oh, I saw that face, it's fine, it's fine.

06:08When I actually watched back, Tim, who I got paired with, was on the, you know, the stag night.

06:14And they all had a discussion about, would you sleep with your wife or your partner

06:19on the first night?

06:20And he said, absolutely.

06:22And then when he met me, it was an absolutely no, no, no.

06:25Oh, really?

06:27And were you giving it the full beans on night one or not?

06:29No, no, no, I didn't.

06:30No.

06:31I mean, I know we've only just met, but I had visions of you having a full little da-da-da.

06:37Well, look, I don't mind a little da-da.

06:39This is so infelous.

06:40I'm sorry.

06:40Our first two couples, Kia and David, sumptuous creatures, those two.

06:47Well, they were pretty nervous, but I get the impression that they are very happy with

06:54their match.

06:55You're fantastic.

06:57Check it out.

06:57Yes.

06:59Very happy.

07:00Beautiful smile.

07:01I think undeniably, the homosexuals were excited to consummate the marriage.

07:06They were so excited.

07:08They really were...

07:09Good for them.

07:10They had the hots for each other.

07:12But I wonder if that will fizzle out quick.

07:14We'll see.

07:15I've got a feeling it's gonna.

07:17And they got quite steamy at one point, and I loved how the photographer did a bit of

07:21third feeling.

07:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.

07:22Should I leave?

07:23Should I leave?

07:24You know, it got really smoochy and...

07:26I loved it.

07:27...saucy quickly, holding hands.

07:28My friends tell me all the time that I pour into everyone's cup, but never even as my

07:33own.

07:34Okay.

07:34I'll pour into your cup.

07:35It's all right.

07:35Oh, cute.

07:36It's all right.

07:36I'll cover your cup up.

07:37So, you're very cute.

07:38I've got your cup covered.

07:42Shall I leave?

07:45They were so nervous, especially Kiyah.

07:49I can't say his name.

07:50Kiyah.

07:51Was so nervous about being married before and that whole storyline.

07:56And I loved how he vulnerably shared that.

07:58It was really on his mind.

08:00And then David was so beautiful and said, hey, I was engaged.

08:03You know, we've all got the stories here.

08:06We've all had...

08:06Because they've both been in very long-term relationships, actually.

08:10And the discussion was, well, let's build trust together, which I thought was beautiful.

08:14I think David really handled it so nice.

08:18Like, he really gave him space to open up, related to it.

08:23Well, actually, I was engaged and I relate to that.

08:26And I could see, you could just see that both their faces were so enamoured.

08:33Is that the right word?

08:34Yeah.

08:34With each other.

08:34It was just a really nice, quite a nice grown-up conversation to have.

08:39I'm sure there's going to be lots of twists and turns and drama to come, but it was for

08:43a start of something.

08:45It was a really nice, mature way.

08:46Emotionally mature and safe.

08:49It felt like a very safe space to share and put it all out on the table day one.

08:54Yeah.

08:54I agree.

08:55Because Kiyah wasn't going to share it, was he?

08:56I was so nervous too.

08:57He was going to hold it back for that first day.

08:59And then one of his friends was like, well, I think you should be honest and start with trust.

09:03And obviously, you felt so relaxed and comfortable with him.

09:06He did share it on that first day and it was nice.

09:09It was quite, it felt very organic.

09:11Yeah.

09:11I love to move to Sarah and Dean because as you said, Sarah and Dean had such a different

09:17contrast to Kiyah and Davian who, you know, the chemistry was swirling in the pot.

09:22We could all feel it.

09:23It was very palpable.

09:25But for Sarah and Dean, not as easy.

09:28Dean feels truly that he, you know, he's never really been loved before and truly witness

09:37and celebrated for who he is.

09:39And God bless him.

09:41I've got a real soft spot for that one.

09:42Anyone?

09:43I mean, listen, did he take it to cringe factor of 5,000 at certain points during the day and

09:49the evening and other times?

09:51Yes.

09:51But I don't mind that.

09:53Look at Ramona.

09:53He's himself.

09:54It reminds me a bit of myself because I don't mind a rap or a poem or, you know, I actually

09:59brought a bit of poetry into my own maths vows.

10:02Really?

10:02Like poetry was littered through the season.

10:05I would occasionally sing in the taxi and do all sorts.

10:08Well, that's camp.

10:09There is a Dean in Maine.

10:11Yeah.

10:12Well, really?

10:13Yeah.

10:13Should you admit that?

10:15There is a Dean in Maine.

10:17Listen, I wouldn't mind if there was a bit of Dean in Maine and I think you can be laughed

10:22into bed.

10:22But Sarah, she was really desiring something quite different because all of she's been

10:28dating so far is walking red flags that look like they've just, you know, come out of

10:33prison.

10:34So I do understand why these two have been matched together to sort of give her a challenge

10:39of a real sweetheart.

10:42She needs to be open to it though.

10:44And listen, I've got a feeling in my waters that it's going to work out for them.

10:50I really like what the older guy said, Paul, because he was kind of talking about at his

10:58age, it's less about that first physical connection and more like if you're on the same page and

11:04then the physical connection will grow.

11:06So I'm hoping that's a little tip bit.

11:08Yeah.

11:08For our Dean and Sarah.

11:09Do you know what I mean?

11:11And I feel like Paul, I mean, he said this himself and at 16, I feel like he is the wise man.

11:17Yeah.

11:18But that they can come to him for advice, you know.

11:21I hope so.

11:22He's sort of pitched himself as that.

11:23He's got great energy, Paul.

11:25And I knew straight away that, I mean, we don't know because we've not seen it yet, but there's

11:29no other way that he's not paired with biker chick, Gran.

11:32Absolutely.

11:33It's got to be them.

11:34Wasn't she fabulous?

11:35I mean, yeah.

11:36Swallowing fire.

11:37Yeah.

11:38Outrageous.

11:38And anyone that goes like, nah, in a VT, give it a go.

11:42Can you do it?

11:43Nah.

11:44Like, please don't clip that off.

11:45No, I don't.

11:46Because I've just had a coffee and my tongue probably looks like I've got freaking chlamydia.

11:50It's not a good look.

11:51It's not a good look.

11:52So, you know, we've seen Dean rapping his vows.

11:55When I saw you in that dress today, you did more than take my breath away.

11:59All my fears alleviate.

12:01I know we're going to be okay.

12:03I know we'll have hard times, it's true, but I'll never, ever give up on you.

12:06Why we're matched, we may not know.

12:08Trust the experts and build a home.

12:09And of course, his talents don't end there because he starts picking up the guitar and

12:14doing his singy, songwriting thing over the reception.

12:17God bless him.

12:18Sit me down in front of the fire.

12:21Sit me down with a heart of carb cocoa with you.

12:25Like, what the fuck?

12:28I get it.

12:29Listen, I like it.

12:30I think it's a bit of camp.

12:31I don't think most straight women are looking for that level of camp.

12:35I'm looking for a dash of a dollar per batch.

12:37Come on, you're campers tits, girl.

12:39Oh, stop.

12:40Listen, you are.

12:41But I think most women would see that and, you know, his friends told him and his brother

12:46before, maybe don't do the rap.

12:48And he just didn't.

12:48I was seeing reactions.

12:49And he didn't just go with the rap.

12:51He then went and all singing, all dancing and just didn't read the room.

12:55Well, look, you know, don't you love somebody that can't quite read the room?

12:59So we've got such an action packed week ahead.

13:02I'm so excited.

13:03And very, very soon, we're going to be meeting the man of the moment, which is Dean himself.

13:10I'm not prepared.

13:12Lucinda, I'm not prepared.

13:13Do you have some magic or at least some puppetry?

13:15A bit of Punch on Duty, a bit of something?

13:17I've got nothing.

13:18Oh, God.

13:18Anyway, Dean is coming here very soon, and I think we're going to have to get creative

13:23with him.

13:31I am absolutely delighted to introduce our next guest, Dean.

13:45He is a rapper.

13:46He is a puppeteer.

13:47He is a darts player.

13:49This guy is a songwriter.

13:52And the list goes on.

13:53A creative polymath of all sorts.

13:56Dean, welcome.

13:57Oh, yes.

13:59Stop it right now, because I'm genuinely starstruck.

14:03I've only watched one episode of you, but like I'm hooked in for the next however long this

14:08goes on for.

14:08Danny and I have completely fallen in love with you.

14:11Oh, thank you, guys.

14:12I appreciate it.

14:12We are very excited you're here.

14:14So how did you feel when you saw that gorgeous Sarah at the end of the aisle?

14:19Well, yeah, because this was the whole thing was I wanted to have my breath taken away.

14:22I've been lucky to have it before.

14:25Yeah, just like that.

14:25Yeah.

14:26And I turned around.

14:27You don't know what you're going to see.

14:28And obviously, you have no idea.

14:30That's the whole point of the show.

14:31And I turned around, and I just saw the blue eyes, and I saw her with her dad, and that

14:35was a big part.

14:36I'm a big family person.

14:37So seeing her with her dad, seeing the blue eyes, and I was like, oh, yes, like this could

14:41work.

14:42You know, I was like, oh, okay, this could work.

14:43And just wanting to get to kind of get to know her and kind of see what she likes.

14:48And if she likes, like, crap music, I guess.

14:50That was in my head.

14:51Is she going to join in?

14:53I hope so.

14:54You're hilarious.

14:55It's such an instantaneous experience, isn't it?

14:59When you turn around or, you know, like, were the sparks there?

15:03Was it flying?

15:04What did you feel in your heart, your belly?

15:06Well, I was just so, so nervous.

15:08I don't usually get nervous.

15:09My whole family, since I've said you're so nervous, I was literally shaking.

15:13And I went out first and got the names wrong of the family, stumbled over all my words.

15:17Classic.

15:18And I was like, oh, what's it going to be?

15:19And then I turned around.

15:20I was like, oh, this is real.

15:23I think that was the first one, that this is real.

15:24Like, this is my wife.

15:26She's literally in a dress.

15:26I'm in a suit.

15:27This is real.

15:28This is the start of, hopefully.

15:30Can I ask, what the hell made you want to go on national television and marry a stranger?

15:36I know we kind of covered it in the episode, right?

15:39But there's one thing saying it, and then there's another thing putting on a suit.

15:44Yeah, I know.

15:45Meeting a whole other family and doing these vows.

15:49Like, I consider myself a very confident person, but I could not do that.

15:53Yeah, so I think I love romance.

15:56I'm obviously hopeless romantic, as I self-proclaim.

15:59And I love a good story.

16:01Yeah.

16:01I think what a great story to tell your grandchildren.

16:03You'd be like, guess how I met your grandmother.

16:04It'd be like, look, it was on this show.

16:06Not guess how I met you.

16:07He's planning on staying with this girl forever.

16:10I tell you what, it is not for the faint-hardened to go and marry a friend's life.

16:14You'd have to be mad.

16:15Yeah.

16:15You would have to be mad.

16:18And we are a little bit.

16:20Definitely.

16:21And so, I mean, it was very important for you to sort of have Sarah experience, I suppose,

16:28your most authentic self.

16:31Did you feel that she sort of experienced that on day one?

16:35Well, yeah.

16:35It was like, so obviously the rap was a massive thing.

16:37I was like, this is a make or break of, will she be the type of person that's up for a laugh?

16:42She get up?

16:43Getting in.

16:43Yeah, she was so on it.

16:44Like, she was dancing.

16:45Her side would dance.

16:46I was like, whoa, this is better than I had ever hoped it would ever go down like.

16:50And then we went and walked out to get our pictures taken.

16:53And I said, oh, do you like romance?

16:54She went, no.

16:55I went, oh, jeez.

16:56I was like, this is going to be.

16:58Was there nothing at that point where you thought, maybe I'll leave the song that I was going to do tonight?

17:03Was there nothing in your mind that thought, hey, hang on, maybe I should take my foot off the accelerator

17:08or did you just do balls to the wall and push the accelerator more?

17:11Well, because there's meant to be so much more.

17:13So I pulled loads back.

17:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.

17:14I pulled loads back.

17:15What else did you have actually?

17:17There was other plans.

17:18What else was there?

17:19That was one verse.

17:20It's a full song.

17:21Oh, blushing.

17:22He was going to soar in half.

17:24Yeah, I had so much ready.

17:26Brilliant.

17:26I was like, I'm going to fall back, actually.

17:27So you just gave one verse.

17:29One glance.

17:29Just one verse and a chorus.

17:30And then we could save the magic for later.

17:33For the bad thing.

17:33Yeah, that worked.

17:34Hopefully.

17:35Have you ever sung on dates before and has it worked?

17:40Is this something you take out to the world of dates or was this a bit of a first?

17:45Yeah, I've never, I've never, actually, to be fair, now you say it, my friend, because

17:48I like writing songs or raps or whatever it may be.

17:51And I'll tell my friend them, she's like, it's very intense to say that to someone on

17:54her first time of meeting them.

17:55So I don't know why I forgot about that.

17:56I just went straight in with it.

17:58I mean, your own brother was even like, maybe don't do it.

18:01And you still did it.

18:02Oh, no.

18:03No, but I had to be me and I would do it.

18:04But I think that's why, forgive us, we've fallen in love with him, right?

18:08Because you are so likeable and lovable.

18:10Absolutely.

18:11And you put it all out on the table.

18:12This is me.

18:13Yeah, that's what I was hoping to do.

18:14And I've been a bigger body person my whole life.

18:17That's something I've struggled with and I don't like about myself and wanting to change

18:22about it.

18:23So to see someone on TV, like, say, oh, no, I love this.

18:27This is the me I love.

18:29That's really nice.

18:30Like, people say representation matters, but I think it matters in all walks of life.

18:34And you were so you and you did yourself really proud.

18:37I think that, yeah, because I was similar.

18:39I think I've kind of, I've lost loads of weight before, but I also lost confidence.

18:43Like, I lost myself in the losing of the weight because I wasn't being myself.

18:47I was acting cool or trying to fit in or like, you know, just not me.

18:50And I was someone my nan wouldn't be proud of.

18:51That was kind of what I went to.

18:53And I was like, if my nan's not proud of me, what am I doing?

18:55And then I kind of changed and the weight came on.

18:57But like, I don't know how it just did.

19:00It just kind of came naturally.

19:01But I'm so much more confident being me now.

19:03And now I want to lose weight again, but for the right reasons.

19:05Because I love my life now.

19:06You know, I'm happy with who I am.

19:07Oh, she's got an exercise DVD in the box.

19:10And you know your essence now.

19:14Yeah, 100%.

19:15Your essence is here to stay.

19:16And I think everyone struggles with what they look like.

19:18Of course, we all do.

19:19We all do.

19:20I think until you know yourself, you'll never be happy with how you look.

19:22You'll always be searching for something to make right.

19:25Because when I lost her, I was like, I'm never going to be tall.

19:27Oh, my ears poke out.

19:27You know, you always find something.

19:29Oh, there's always something.

19:30There's always something.

19:31And I mean, what would you say was the best part of your wedding day that day?

19:35The best part for me was definitely seeing Sarah and our whole family joining with the

19:40wrap.

19:40Because that was such a scary, no, I was like, should I do something?

19:43You say, my brother's saying, don't do it.

19:44I'm like, no, because it is me.

19:45And if she really likes me, she'll like this.

19:47That was like the best moment for me.

19:49And then seeing like just the families get together and talk.

19:51It was really nice.

19:52She's a real bubbly joy.

19:53She's a gorgeous thing, Sarah, isn't she?

19:55Yeah, so much energy.

19:56And I can kind of see why we were mad.

19:58She's like, oh, we do get on really well.

20:00And we have so many similarities.

20:02So, yeah, yeah, it was cool.

20:03It was cool.

20:03You were a little bit nervous about being in the friend zone.

20:06Oh, yeah.

20:07Yeah.

20:07Tell me about that.

20:09Did you feel that there was a bit of that going on on the wedding day?

20:13I definitely wasn't going to go for a kiss at the end of the night.

20:15I think this is going to be a process.

20:16So, what do you do to go back to like separate rooms at the end of the night?

20:19No, we go back to a room together.

20:21Oh, my gosh.

20:22That would be...

20:23With the one marital band?

20:25Yeah, the one marital band.

20:25Yeah, that's what we did.

20:27I'll never forget Tim on our wedding day night.

20:32He made a huge pillow for the cleaners.

20:35I was like, oh, here we go.

20:36This is where we're starting.

20:37This divider is interesting.

20:40Yeah.

20:40Yes.

20:41Wow.

20:41But how was your first night in the marital band?

20:45Yeah, it was okay.

20:46We kind of spoke openly.

20:47Just respectful.

20:48I was like, look, we don't have to do anything.

20:49We'll do it at our own pace.

20:50No rush.

20:51So, we just kind of slept in bed together.

20:54Our opposite ends.

20:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.

20:56No curtains.

20:57Nothing like that.

20:58So, slow.

20:59Slow, slow, slow with it.

21:00Yeah, I was like, it was fine.

21:02Is there a moment you had during that day and you were like, wow, I'm loving this?

21:06Do you know what?

21:07Yeah, probably.

21:07That's a good...

21:08I'm just thinking of it now.

21:09But when I went in and seen my mum and dad, I don't even know if it's in the show,

21:12but they were waiting for me.

21:13They hadn't seen me in my full suit yet.

21:14And my mum kind of like...

21:15Because we're very like, we don't usually say proud or show emotion.

21:19It's not kind of really in our family that much.

21:20So, to see them like embracing and be so for it was really nice.

21:24Because I think I watch it and think, if this was my mate, would I get emotional?

21:28Because I'm like, they've just met them.

21:30Like, we're filming a TV show.

21:32But everyone gets so emotional and it feels so...

21:34I mean, I cried about five times during this first episode.

21:36I've never done that.

21:37No way, yeah.

21:38It was just a rollercoaster.

21:40Yeah, it definitely does.

21:40Yeah, it's so, so real.

21:42It's so real.

21:43It's more real than anything I've ever done.

21:44And that was like, kind of a thing to see how I deal with all this emotion.

21:48So, we are going to play a bit of a game.

21:50This little segment is called...

21:53Dean Idol!

21:56Of course, Danny's concept.

21:58But look, this is a very talented panel right here on the couch.

22:03So, we're going to have a bit of a competition about our special talents.

22:08I'm going to start.

22:09I'm just going to put myself right out there.

22:11Look, I am Australian.

22:13We love birds.

22:14We've got lots of birds.

22:15And I've got a couple of bird whistles.

22:16So, this is the first one.

22:17Can you do a cockatoo?

22:18Oh, not really.

22:20That was not the one I was going for.

22:22Okay, so this is...

22:24And then I've got another one.

22:28Oh, that's soft.

22:29That's my little birding.

22:32Okay, your turn.

22:33That's really good.

22:33So, I mean, I'm in the running so far.

22:35That was really good.

22:36That was really good.

22:37I have an ability to look really pissed off no matter what I'm doing.

22:41That's a talent.

22:41The resting bitch face.

22:42The resting bitch face is a talent.

22:44Give it to us.

22:45Oh, yeah.

22:46That is...

22:47Cheers.

22:47That is a talent.

22:48I'm scared.

22:50Well, over to you, Dean.

22:53Because you are quite the creative polymath.

22:55You've got so many tricks up your sleeve.

22:57So, what do you have for us?

23:01Come on, Dean.

23:01Well, I have a card trick.

23:03Pick a card trick, yeah?

23:04Ooh, yes.

23:05Here we go.

23:06An old card deck that I've used loads.

23:08But we'll go for a trick.

23:09A simple trick.

23:10I won't be able to hide me face if you just...

23:12Just so you know.

23:14You sound like my wife.

23:15No, no.

23:16Okay.

23:18Pick a card.

23:19Any card.

23:20Not that card.

23:21Oh, banter.

23:22No, it's fine.

23:22This one.

23:23Yeah, go on.

23:24Oh, good choice.

23:25Okay.

23:26You can see it, I think.

23:27Okay, yeah.

23:27I'm just not allowed to see it.

23:28Well, you should know.

23:29It's your fucking check.

23:30Can you put it on top for me, please?

23:32Okay.

23:33Say stop whenever you're ready.

23:34Okay.

23:34Stop.

23:35You're quick.

23:36Take that card for me.

23:37Was that your card?

23:39Is it?

23:41No, that wasn't a card.

23:42It was.

23:43It was.

23:43Well done.

23:46Well, that was a brilliant talent show.

23:48But look, this is a commitment ceremony of sorts.

23:50So I would like to ask you, would you like to stay or leave?

23:55Ooh.

23:57It's time to make a decision.

23:58It's PTSD.

24:00Oh, yeah, I know it is.

24:01See, this is the trauma bond that we share.

24:04That's it.

24:04We'll always have this.

24:05We'll always have this trauma bond.

24:08Exactly.

24:10Really have a think about the time we've shared.

24:12What you love, if you'd like to stay, if you'd like to leave.

24:16Look, I won't take offence to it.

24:18Well, I'm just thinking of a stay.

24:19Will I get another fee?

24:22All right.

24:22You give it to us first, Dino.

24:24Well, Lucinda, I've had a really good time.

24:27The jokes have been amazing.

24:29The bird whistling, the wrestling bitch face.

24:31I think we've got a lot to work on here, guys.

24:33So I'm going to stay.

24:35Yeah.

24:37So honoured.

24:39Brilliant.

24:40Well, I have been on better podcasts.

24:47But that doesn't mean today wasn't fun.

24:49How dare you.

24:50How dare you.

24:51Lucinda, beautiful host.

24:54Great with your lips and your legs.

24:59Dean, I'm obsessed with you.

25:03Yeah, me too.

25:04For that reason alone, I'd like to say.

25:12Can we all have a group hug?

25:14Yeah.

25:14Come on in.

25:15Because you're the biggest cuddle monster.

25:17Thank you, guys.

25:20Seriously, Danny and I have wanted to give you a big cuddle.

25:22We really are.

25:23Yeah, we are.

25:23Thank you, guys.

25:24Oh, you guys are gorgeous.

25:27Thank you, guys.

25:28I'm obsessed.

25:29So thanks so much for Dean and Danny for joining me here today.

25:33I'll be here every week with celeb guests, the experts and our brides and grooms so we

25:38can all have a huge debrief about the Winx maths action.

25:43Next week, we'll be joined by Yinka Bikini and another of our newlyweds.

25:48There's only one way for us to win this episode.

25:51Please take it away.

25:53Okay.

25:53All right.

25:54I kind of needed some help in this world, you see.

25:56I finally found inner peace.

25:57I was happy with me, but I needed someone to share it with forever and a day if you catch

26:01my drift.

26:02So I needed some help.

26:03Found the tree to climb.

26:04Couldn't get the tree, so I got the line.

26:05Hey, CPL, can you help me out?

26:07Of course we can.

26:08I heard them shout.

26:09This is it.

26:10Everything I've dreamed.

26:11Princess of my own.

26:11My own true queen.

26:12With the expert's help, we're sure to win.

26:14Check me out.

26:15Like a Cheshire I grin.

26:16Right here, right now.

26:17I've listened to light.

26:18Watching my wedding is out of sight.

26:19Right here, right now.

26:20I've listened to light.

26:21Watching my wedding is out of sight.

26:23Right here, right now.

26:24I've listened to light.

26:25Watching my wedding is out of sight.

26:27Right here, right now.

26:28I've listened to light.

26:29Watching my wedding is out of sight.

26:30So thank you all for helping me in the first steps to achieve my dreams.

26:34Oh.

26:37And when I say pod, you say cast.

26:40Podcast.

26:41Podcast.

26:42Podcast.

26:42Woo.

26:44Yeah.

26:44That was so good!

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