00:00Hey, check out these outtakes from Ted and the Janitor's show, Legal Custodians.
00:11Legal Custodians.
00:14Someone's got a crush.
00:18What are you doing?
00:21What are you thinking about?
00:22Quit clawing at your costume.
00:23I'm trying.
00:24This thing is hot.
00:25I know.
00:26If you say it's hot again...
00:27It's hot.
00:28Don't say anything until I look at you and point.
00:31No one will notice that.
00:33I'll be off camera.
00:34I'm going to point at you and that's when you talk.
00:39I'm home everybody.
00:41How was everyone's day?
00:46Just a second.
00:48And you're a janitor.
00:53Right?
00:55This thing is hot.
00:56It's hot.
00:57It's hot.
00:58It's hot.
00:59It's hot.
01:00I'm going to punch you.
01:01It's just so hot.
01:02It's going to burst.
01:04This whole thing has gone to your head and you never read the lines and you don't prepare
01:09in the least and that's bothersome.
01:10If you say it's hot...
01:11It is.
01:12This.
01:13Then take it off.
01:14Do it.
01:15Do it shirtless.
01:16It's a whole different show.
01:17Yesterday we jumped the shark you said?
01:19Yeah.
01:20Yeah.
01:21Yeah.
01:22What does that mean?
01:23It means you're...
01:24It's a wonder you said it a lot yesterday.
01:25Well I was worried that we were going to jump the shark.
01:26You stopped some of the scenes.
01:27I was worried that we were going to jump the shark.
01:28Yeah I know you were.
01:29It came up a lot.
01:30Because...
01:31Usually when it was your time to talk and you couldn't think of your line then all of
01:33a sudden it was hey we jumped...
01:34I just wonder if you know what that means.
01:35It's...
01:36Just tell me what the term means.
01:37It's a...
01:38You know.
01:39It's a...
01:40I do know.
01:41It's a television term.
01:42Exactly.
01:43Jumping the shark.
01:44It's a television term.
01:46Meaning?
01:47That...
01:48Do you know?
01:49I don't.
01:50You don't either?
01:51No.
01:52Ted's going to tell us.
01:53I thought I knew it.
01:54But you don't?
01:55It's a television term.
01:56That's not enough.
01:57You don't know what it means so stop using it.
01:59You shouldn't use any terms that you don't know what they mean.
02:01It makes you look foolish.
02:02It's about you.
02:05And you...
02:06Can you stop that?
02:07I don't...
02:10Here.
02:11Enjoy.
02:12There.
02:13Do the rest of the scene like that.
02:14Look at this.
02:16You're going to have her.
02:19Ow.
02:20We love you.
02:21Love you guys too.
02:22Thanks pal.
02:23It's a mustache.
02:25Fine.
02:27Boy!
02:29Everything with you is a janitor.
02:33You're doing a crazy voice.
02:35Learning lines is hard.
02:37You haven't done it yet?
02:41I had more.
02:42I forgot.
02:43You're doing it like you're transcribing from another language or something.
02:46Don't you have to learn like a final argument or something?
02:49Or you know, an opening statement in court?
02:53Not yet.
02:54Maybe my character likes to dance on the show.
02:59Just rub a little elbow grease.
03:01A little elbow grease.
03:02And that's a clean counter tap.
03:04There you go.
03:05Yeah, this will be the show.
03:07That's great, Ted.
03:08That's excellent.
03:11Hurt, didn't it?
03:13Crying out loud.
03:14But I'm still learning so I can't turn it around.
03:21Don't tell me what to do.
03:23I'll do it.
03:24And I'll be bringing on what it takes to fight.
03:29Don't tell me that I won't get through it.
03:32It started out all wrong, but I'll make it right.
03:37Too much fun.
03:38I'll do it!
03:39Don't say no.
03:40Don't say no!
03:41Don't say no.
03:42I'll be bringing on what it takes to show your night.
03:43First show.
03:44We'll be with you down!
03:45The Capi Knight!
03:46Good night!
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