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00:00Hey, everybody. Today's segment was supposed to be an interview with a pregnant woman about what

00:12it's like being a patient here, but she just informed me she's not pregnant or female. Rough

00:19morning here for me. Well, it couldn't have happened anyway because Nurse Espinosa called

00:24an emergency meeting to talk about our relationship with the nurses. Let's go.

00:30Where's the other one? Nice of you to join us. Now, does everyone know why they're here?

00:38We're here because Howie called me something. Howie, what did you call me?

00:43Nurse Chick. And what did I do? You ripped off some of my arm hair.

00:46That's because my name is Nurse Espinosa, not Nurse Chick. Now, I know most of you are new

00:52to this place, but you have to learn how to talk to nurses. For example, Katie, how do

00:58you get a nurse to install a peripheral IV, and you just tell her to reverse it? Wrong.

01:03You don't ever tell a nurse anything you ask her. Wow. She got you. Katie bugs me a little,

01:14so I like to torture her. I mean, she so got you. Stop it. Now, nurses don't just dole out

01:23pills and fine veins and change bedpans. They are your conduit to the patients. They have

01:30a lot of medical experience. They probably even know more than you do. Please, you didn't

01:34go to medical school. How many milligrams of Promethizine do you give a patient when they

01:40have nausea? Um, 2009. You couldn't come up with the answer, so you just gave me the year,

01:47didn't you? It's 25 milligrams. Now, I know what cliches you've been watching on TV, but

01:53nurses are not just a bunch of ditzy women out to snag themselves a doctor. So, how are

01:57things for you and Dr. Turk? Are they good? Oh, we're great. How's the sex in the on-call

02:01room with Dr. Hill? You didn't know, right? We see everything. We are the eyes, ears, heart

02:12and soul of this hospital, my friends. So, be good to us. We'll be good to you. We'll

02:17make your life easier. Disrespect us? We will make your life a living hell.

02:23That's all.

02:30Wow. She totally tricked you with that question. Why won't you let it go?

02:37But I'm still learning, so I can't turn it around. Don't tell me what to do. I'll do it.

02:47And I'll be bringing on what it takes to fight. Don't tell me that I won't get through it.

02:55It started out all wrong, but I'll make it right.

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