00:00And I'm still learning so I can turn it around
00:10Just tell me what to do
00:12I'll do it and I'll be bringing on
00:16What it takes to fight
00:18Don't tell me that I won't get through it
00:21It's starting out all wrong
00:24But I'll make it right
00:30Hey everyone, it's Sunny again
00:35Welcome back to my video diary
00:37Apparently only three people have viewed episode one
00:40But that's okay, thanks mom and Ridulanti
00:42Also thanks to Donnie from Sarasota
00:45I'm glad you think Indian chicks are tasty
00:47They are
00:48Anyway, I decided to spruce things up a bit
00:52So I set up a bunch of cameras around the room
00:53Check it
00:54Angle change
00:55Angle change
00:56Angle change
00:57Angle change
00:58What up
01:00Anyway, we're just in the middle of a lecture
01:02Dr. Dorian had to step away for a minute
01:04And the conversation has become a bit racy
01:07Angle change
01:08I'm just saying
01:09It's impossible to find somebody to sex it up with
01:12When I'm working this much
01:13How about someone you already know
01:15Someone who, you know, understands what you're doing
01:17Yeah, not gonna happen, Howie
01:19Mark my words
01:21I will get there
01:22I just like guys with a little more meat on their bones, you know
01:27Like how meanie?
01:28Like that dude right there
01:29Hey, you
01:30Yeah, no bigger than him though
01:32Yeah, you can go
01:34Go eat a burger or something, okay?
01:35Beef up
01:35So why give your flour to Jumbo Jacks?
01:38Daddy's just try harder
01:39Hey everybody, sorry I'm late
01:41But my carb-like delivery meal came
01:44And it's very perishable
01:45Laugh all you want
01:47But as you can see, something is happening here
01:50And I'm very pleased with it
01:52Okay, back to the lecture
01:53I've taken a bunch of notes on a hospital vernacular
01:57So if you guys might want to jot some things down
01:59If you feel it relates to you, okay?
02:01First one is GOMERS
02:03GOMERS are elderly patients
02:06It stands for get out of my emergency room
02:08When a patient is going to die
02:10They are CTD
02:12Stands for circling the drain
02:14Turfing a patient
02:15Turfing a patient is when you get rid of another patient
02:18By sending them to another ward
02:21And bounce is when they bounce that patient back to you
02:25So you could be having a gomer who's CTD
02:29You turn from somewhere and he gets bounced back
02:31Are we tying things together, guys?
02:33Let's try
02:34You know, I try and use flow charts
02:36When I'm taking notes
02:38Or even when I'm just hanging out
02:39I love to draw flow charts
02:41The geriatric ward is called the departure lounge
02:44If you hear a surgeon say LGFD
02:48That means patient looks good from the door
02:51That's not how we medical doctors do things
02:54Because we're feelies
02:56We like to hold
02:57We like to caress appropriately, of course
02:59Which leads me to a very important point
03:02If you have to examine a genital area
03:07Whether it be a penis or a vagina
03:09Make sure another doctor or nurse is present
03:13There have been several times
03:15When I was simply examining a nunu
03:17And the patient was asleep
03:19Someone walks in
03:20You know, there I am looking at the nunu
03:23It's no good
03:24TCW is a tasty coma wife
03:27If a patient accidentally drops a deuce in their pants
03:31It's a code brown
03:33Moving on
03:34HFFA, very important
03:36Hot from far away
03:37I may say to you
03:39Hey, we got an HFFA
03:41That way everyone around will think
03:42Oh, he's talking some medical jargon
03:43You'll know that's your code
03:45To go up to the woman
03:46And tell me if she is hot up close
03:49Next week we are going to start
03:52Assigning you guys some nicknames
03:53Are there any questions?
03:55Yes, Gollum
03:56What?
03:57Don't like it?
03:57Just trying things out
03:59Okay, guys, thanks
04:00Dorian out
04:01Elevator going down
04:02Hey, did you guys get this note about our next meeting?
04:12Hey, did you guys get this note about our next meeting?
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