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00:04Hello again, I'm nasty boy Brian Nobbs.
00:07And on the mouth of the sound, Jimmy Hargis.
00:08And this is the second episode of the XWF series.
00:12A lot of hard work and determination went into making the XWF.
00:16And our storylines we had, we tried to give the very best to the fans, what they wanted to see.
00:22And we had some new stars, like Hale and Ian Harrison.
00:26Well, you know what you're talking about? Hard work? You've got to be kidding me.
00:29I was there in the office from 8 o'clock in the morning to 10 o'clock at night.
00:33And what time did you and Greg come wandering in?
00:36Well, we had to take some breaks in and out of there, Jimmy. You know that.
00:39I mean, my legs were hurting. My knees, you know. You know how it is, all these years of wrestling.
00:43Well, your legs were hurting from carrying sags all these many years. That's what it was really all about.
00:48Hey, what about our hot CEO and Roddy Piper? That made for some interesting television, let me tell you.
00:54Because you know what I like? I love the feud between you and your partner, Sags, against the road warriors.
01:00And what about the young guns, man? The young superstars.
01:03Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.
01:03Hey, Nobs, why don't we lace up our boots and let's watch the second episode of the XWF from Universal
01:08Studios Orlando, Florida.
01:10Let's get ready, baby!
01:11Let's get ready.
01:12Come on, eh.
01:22Let's go.
01:23Get ready.
01:25Let's go.
01:31Let's go.
01:33Let's go.
01:35Let's go.
01:36Let's go.
01:37The X-WF.
01:39Chief Executive Officer, Rita.
01:44The Commissioner of the XWF.
01:48I declare this Independence Day.
01:51The Bankwell, your very first winner, our inaugural XWF telecast here from Universal Studios.
01:58Things are just getting started.
02:00Welcome, banks, to another week of XWF action.
02:04We're at ringside here at Universal Studios in Florida.
02:07Tony Schiavone, the one and only King, Jerry Lawler, along with the beautiful kitten once again.
02:13Well, King, last week on this program, the Nasty Boys returned for the first time in four years,
02:17and they were upset by the Shane Twins.
02:19Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I don't know if that was an upset or not.
02:21They've been crying. Nasty Boys have been complaining all week long.
02:24Let's give the devil the news. The Shane Twins were pretty tough.
02:27They beat the Nasty Boys.
02:28You're right. They beat the Nasty Boys, and this week, the Nasty Boys have asked for a rematch.
02:34They're going to have their rematch this week on the program.
02:36Well, we'll see what happens.
02:37Now, what's going to happen if the Shane Twins win again?
02:41You think it could happen?
02:43It could happen. Yes, it could.
02:44It could happen. It's all a part of XWF in your face as we go to our ring announcer, David
02:48Pinscher.
02:49Introducing team number one in this tag team match.
02:53First, the left-hand-on district of Mexico, coming to, GoPera!
03:00The 14th corner from here on the Mexico, GoPerson!
03:07Two of the great Bruiserweights, two of the good Mexican stars.
03:11Ladies and gentlemen, here are coming.
03:13First, the third of Puerto Rico, Lee Gonzales!
03:19This time team for the country, San Diego, California!
03:22Here comes Comey!
03:25And young Ray Gonzales, the great Puerto Rican star, who we've heard so much about here in the XWF.
03:56Well, regardless of what you think of Conan, he certainly has a very, very big fan base out there.
04:02And here's our tag team opening bout this week, and our second week of XWF action from the XWF studios
04:09in Orlando, Florida, and Universal.
04:12This should be a great matchup.
04:14This should be fast and furious.
04:16High-flying action all over the place.
04:19And let's see what Conan likes to do, King.
04:21He lets slow things down sometime, ground these high-flyers.
04:26And he's capable of doing that, too.
04:30Kevin Christian, the referee, with a warning.
04:35And picks it for kick-over.
04:40Spinning through, an arm-dread kickdown.
04:42And a double-click.
04:43Good to kick it, baby.
04:44He said he liked the ground the high-flyers.
04:46He's hanging right with that, coach.
04:47He's sitting the pace of what he's doing.
04:49You're right.
04:50And a tag, and Ray Gonzales will make his way in.
04:58A lot of fire, a lot of vigor, a lot of tenacity.
05:01And Juvitou Guerrero gets exchange in.
05:07And Ray...
05:08Got him down that time, King, and then hit him on the back.
05:13Gonzales coming in the corner.
05:15A little bit of a little scoop-up to stop over that once hitters.
05:19And the referee says two, and that's all.
05:25Oh, what a debut program we had a week ago, King.
05:35Kick in the back.
05:36Running over Conan with psychosis.
05:39Conan Huba-Tude, tag-team partners, many years.
05:43And what about last week, the introduction of our new...
05:46Oh, that's going to hurt.
05:47Our new CEO.
05:49Oh, man.
05:50The lovely Marina Merrill.
05:53She is gorgeous.
05:54She is gorgeous.
05:55She looked wonderful last week.
05:57Our commissioner leaves a lot of desire.
05:59Well, I mean, he's not as pretty as she is.
06:02But nonetheless, Roddy Piper very effective.
06:05And the man who faced the run of that a week ago was one, Bobby the Brain Heenan.
06:11Yeah, well, you know, we would have...
06:13Roddy, Roddy Piper, he's going to be out.
06:16Hands-on commissioner.
06:17He was last week.
06:18He put his hands on...
06:19That's it.
06:20One, two.
06:23Complaining going on with the referee here from Lubitsyn-Guerrera.
06:26Conan had got in.
06:27And now, Ray Gonzalez, whooping to remain in the ring.
06:30Opening back.
06:31Tag team action.
06:33Here in the XWF.
06:37Backhand chop.
06:38Gonzalez trying to stay in this thing now.
06:41Holds the ropes.
06:42And covers.
06:43And coaches.
06:44Looking for a loop that time.
06:46He's going for a loop.
06:47Big clothesline.
06:54Watch it.
06:55You can see that coming.
06:57Integrity kick in the side of the head.
06:59Tag and the K-Dawg is in.
07:01Oh, look at this.
07:02Oh!
07:02Go away slam.
07:06Tilt away.
07:07Yep.
07:07Oh!
07:09K-Dawg has had about enough of this high-flying foolishness,
07:12as far as he's concerned.
07:13He's going to keep moving.
07:14Two side coaches down.
07:15He and Gonzalez in the ring together.
07:17What the?
07:18Follow that if you can.
07:19Look out!
07:20Oh!
07:20Double team.
07:22Gonzalez and Conan working well together.
07:24Cover.
07:24Referee down.
07:25And now, hey, no.
07:26Oh, and a save.
07:29Baseball slide dropkick that time from Sycosis.
07:31Come on, Referee down.
07:34There's a double team.
07:35Oh, and the knee.
07:36Pretty good strategy here.
07:38And a pick up.
07:38Oh, the Hoobie driver.
07:40Got him.
07:42Now what?
07:44Hoobie driver.
07:46And that's into the praline.
07:47The 450 splash.
07:48Yeah!
07:49Oh!
07:50Oh, wow.
07:51In the midst of it.
07:52And Conan put the stops to that.
07:54Look at that.
07:57Outside, Sycosis.
07:59Inside, Ray Gonzalez.
08:01Cover one.
08:02Two.
08:03Three.
08:03Hot.
08:04He leaves.
08:10Exactly what he did.
08:11Right in the midst of it.
08:12450 splash.
08:14Your winner is an opening down this week on the XWF.
08:17Turn it out.
08:19And we're coming back with more after this.
08:23X.W.F.
08:28That's your face.
08:43Check out the hot XWF CEO and Don Marie.
08:51I want to introduce to you, XWF CEO, get ready.
08:57Here is Rita.
08:59Oh, my.
09:01And she's gotten the muscle with her.
09:03This rig here, King.
09:05Double muscles.
09:07Well, I mean, behind her.
09:09Oh, behind her.
09:09I got you.
09:10I mean, behind her.
09:13Wow.
09:15Hello.
09:18Take a look at...
09:19I don't know what to look at here.
09:22Well, I got to look at Rita.
09:25Holy smoke.
09:26Is there any company on Earth that doesn't have a better look at you?
09:28Chairman, it is great to see you.
09:30What is the meaning of all of this?
09:32Is this your security?
09:34Yes, it is.
09:36First of all, I just wanted to come out here tonight and thank everyone for their efforts
09:40in helping to make the XWF's inaugural special such an unforgettable occasion.
09:46Oh, it was that?
09:47Yes, it was.
09:50You did your part, too.
09:53If we all continue to work together, we can take the XWF and wrestling to a whole new level.
10:05In my wildest dreams, I never imagined that everything would click right into place so well.
10:12What do you say, Gene?
10:15Well, I have to agree with you totally there.
10:18Well, not quite.
10:19I think that the new commissioner probably has overstepped his power.
10:25Oh, there you go.
10:25Would you not agree with that?
10:27I do.
10:28Are you questioning my decision, Gene?
10:30Uh-oh.
10:30Well, no.
10:31Wait a minute.
10:33I'm not questioning your decision.
10:36We can overstepped the power.
10:53Listen to the fan for the commissioner.
10:57What are you talking about questioning her authority, her decision-making?
11:08Why are you questioning this lovely lady at all?
11:11I would never question her.
11:13I'm questioning you because it appeared to me that you took matters into your own hands, Mr. Piper.
11:20I've took many things into my own hands.
11:28But you haven't been one of them yet.
11:33But it...
11:34Yes, ma'am.
11:34Now, Commissioner Roddy, when I asked you if you would like to assume the office of commissioner,
11:39you said that you would be impartial and consistent.
11:43You said that your wrestling days were behind you and that you would be content just making matches.
11:51Now, I have to ask you, is there maybe still a fire for action burning under that kilt?
12:01What did she say?
12:05Fire, baby, I have a constant twitch, okay?
12:10There ain't a fire.
12:11There's a forest burning under here, baby.
12:14I'll tell you.
12:15I'm a kind of guy, you know.
12:16I love you.
12:17I love you and I will do anything for you.
12:20You're the kind of lady to me.
12:21Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute.
12:22Look at this.
12:24Okay, Gene, I stand behind my decision.
12:26I stand behind you at all times.
12:28Vampiro, wait a minute.
12:30This man, Nolan, throughout the world, what are...
12:36Your eyes are up there.
12:39I've come here tonight, Madam Commissioner, Mr. Piper,
12:44on behalf of all the new young guys in the back to say thank you very much.
12:51Thank you for your confidence and our abilities.
12:58Because you have given us a shot where no one else would.
13:03No one else would take a chance on us.
13:05And for our appreciation, we're going to give you 110%, no, 150%, no, 350% every night.
13:15I like the percentages.
13:17That's a good percentage to have.
13:19Just to show you that the XWF is the place to be seen.
13:24That's what the XWF's all about.
13:28Oh, you're very welcome, Vampiro.
13:30And this reminds me of a story that I once heard about you,
13:33of when you were 15 years old and you would stand outside the L.A. sports arena
13:37with your bag in your hand, just waiting for someone to give you that opportunity.
13:41Well, this is your opportunity.
13:44And I mention this, and I mention this only because I have seen another young man
13:52who displays the same determination and desire.
13:56Josh.
13:58The young man's name is Josh from MTV's Tough Enough.
14:06So what do you say, Commissioner?
14:08Do you have room on the roster for Josh?
14:10Josh, I can make your dreams come true.
14:14I can, I will do anything that you want me to do.
14:19If you got it for Josh, I got it for you.
14:23Well, as I can see, I've definitely pointed the right commissioner.
14:28Then, let's do this.
14:30I'll go, I'll make the match.
14:33Josh is good enough for the XWF
14:35because these guys like this is what we need.
14:38Guys like this right here.
14:40And people like you.
14:44Well, it seems like everybody is on the same page.
14:47The CEO and the commissioner right here in the XWF.
14:52Don't go away.
14:53More to come.
14:55Hey, how you doing?
14:56I'm Big Beetle from Staten Island, New York.
14:58And I'm the toughest in my neighborhood.
14:59And over here in the XWF, I want to fight the toughest.
15:02That's what I'm going to get in your face.
15:17I wish you all would get your license back,
15:20because I can't keep taking you something.
15:22I'm somewhere.
15:24Whoa, that's slime, man.
15:27What's up, girl?
15:28What's up?
15:29What's your name?
15:30I'm too.
15:31I mean, you got some back.
15:33Oh, here's some fun.
15:34Hey, you better learn some manners, girl.
15:36You know who I am?
15:37You need to get lost.
15:41Oh, man, I'm the McDaddy.
15:42I don't do me like that.
15:44Maybe it's not such a bad idea.
15:46I'm hoping we're at you.
15:47Are you telling my name?
15:49You know my name, right?
15:52All right, we're back on the XWF,
15:54and a new look at some people we know quite well.
15:57The South Philly Posse coming as part of the XWF.
16:01Everybody likes the change here in the XWF.
16:03Change is good, though, Tony.
16:05Well, I would agree with that.
16:05I'm going to change your shirt sometime.
16:07Just every now and then, you know what I mean?
16:09Change is good.
16:10And there's no doubt there's going to be more changes
16:12with Rowdy Roddy Piper as our commissioner.
16:14Rena Merrill, of course, is the lady in charge.
16:18They seem to see eye to eye at times.
16:21That is, when Piper is not looking down,
16:23and he's looking in the eyes.
16:24Yeah, you can always find Piper's eyes in Rena's cleavage.
16:29What do we have here?
16:30Hey, King, Simon has a problem with you.
16:35With me?
16:37You know, I'm not deaf.
16:39I heard about how you trashed Dawn Marie last week.
16:46I don't think I said anything that was not true.
16:49Did I?
16:51It's obvious, because you never attended class when you were in school,
16:55so you certainly don't know what it is.
16:56This is class.
17:03High or low?
17:07You know what's funny?
17:08What's funny is, you're out here, and you're disrespecting...
17:20I think the fans seem to know it better than he does.
17:23I think the fans agree with you.
17:26You're out here, and you're calling her trash,
17:32yet you're hanging out with that dog.
17:35Oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:37Oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:53For you to stand up and defend the honor of that?
17:59Yeah, well, I will do that, but before I do that,
18:01I'll give you one opportunity to take back what you just said.
18:04I'll tell you what.
18:05The ring's right there.
18:07If you want to take that opportunity...
18:12King, you don't have to do this, man.
18:13I know I didn't have to do it,
18:14but this is why the King always has the gear on underneath the belt.
18:20Oh, here we go.
18:21Come on, King.
18:22Defend it.
18:23You and me, right there.
18:25Come on, come on.
18:27Challenge has been made by Simon Metzler-Fourke and the King.
18:33Here we go.
18:35The King back in the ring.
18:38King will follow him up the step and listen to the fans here.
18:43First king in the name of Jerry the King Lawler.
18:47And now my broadcast colleague is in the ring.
18:49I think Simon has made a great mistake here.
18:54Back they go to the corner.
18:55Jimmy Jet, the referee, for this in-comptu match.
18:58Watch out from behind.
19:02Double team.
19:05From Maximum Force.
19:10Simon.
19:15And Jimmy Jet, one of these men out of the ring.
19:22Double team.
19:23There's nothing King can do here.
19:25Kitten looks on.
19:26Another double.
19:27He agreed to go in the ring against one man.
19:30For crying out loud.
19:33Swinger has no part to be in there.
19:37And now Simon.
19:39Ropey should even make this count.
19:42Good job, Jimmy Jet.
19:46The King's got a pitch to match.
19:49And a dunk.
19:50Swinger goes down.
19:52Another dunk.
19:53Oh, how about this?
19:57A gouse to the eyes now by Swinger.
19:59And now Simon.
20:01Standing side kick.
20:02And now goes Swinger.
20:04Jerry the King Lawler now all along with Simon.
20:07Oh, look at that.
20:09He's going to shut him up.
20:12Five seconds.
20:13Come on, driver.
20:16One, two, three.
20:18One, two, three.
20:24One, two, three.
20:28One, two, three.
20:29One, two, three.
20:30And they did her next weekend.
20:32We're back to the board.
20:34To learn is that hand.
20:35And they're run over.
20:36Give her the King Lawler.
20:37And we're back to their next number one.
20:40Lift your hands after this timeout.
20:43Ha, ha, ha.
20:44XWF executives have asked me
20:46to bring the great Japanese wrestler, VAPOR!
21:07We can only wonder what...
21:09Wait a minute, wait a minute.
21:09Did I defend Joe Hunter or what?
21:11You're the man.
21:12Does that deserve a kiss or what?
21:15It was worth it.
21:17Look at Joe Hunter.
21:19Rudy Zantino with the following contest.
21:22He's scheduled for one fall.
21:25Introducing first.
21:26Making his way to the ring accompanied.
21:28Move him out of his house to be hard.
21:30He stands 6 foot 10 inches tall.
21:33And weighs 340 pounds.
21:36This is...
21:40And...
21:40Truly one of the biggest men in the XWF.
21:43You know, what a cap on this man.
21:46I guess some of the young guys will think before they make challenges out here anymore.
21:52Well, look at it.
21:54Not many people have any effect at all.
21:57Well, it's now Knuckles, who is doing the normal size of Jimmy Hart's new man, Hale.
22:05How about what Bobby the Brain Heenan was talking about?
22:07He's a sports agent now.
22:09Who in the world has he had his eye on?
22:11There's a lot of great talent out here in the XWF.
22:14You got that right, but right now, all eyes are on Hale.
22:18This guy is truly a pro!
22:22You see that?
22:23You're talking about over 300 pounds, sending Knuckles from the toe buckles hard to the mat.
22:31Knuckles across the ring like he was just like a...
22:33I don't know what, sack of feathers!
22:35Now, look at this!
22:38Look at this one.
22:40Shorter brother.
22:41There has been absolutely...
22:43No one that comes close to a hand.
22:46He's been able to pick...
22:47Ring!
22:47Hit!
22:47Ooh!
22:48He taps it in.
22:49He makes a feather.
22:51And this one...
22:52Oh, look at that!
22:58Now, what is that, what's that accomplish?
23:01Boy, that's just sort of a self-serving thing.
23:03I like to put the exclamation point on him.
23:05He doesn't do anything.
23:07Didn't need to in this big guy.
23:09Actually, he'll probably take that little piece of video and just edit everything else out,
23:12but he's taking the moral record and shut up to his feet and something like that.
23:16And it wouldn't bother me how tough he is.
23:19Now, he and Jeff Gellinger, Director of Security, are going to make sure it.
23:23He's trying to get in it with everybody.
23:24We'll be back from the XWF.
23:28The XWF.
23:29The new style.
23:30And with the best cruiserweights in the world.
23:34The only thing they're liking is style.
23:37And when I show them that, I'll be leaving with a cruiserweight belt.
23:52You know, Noms, with the XWF, we tried to cover all the bases.
23:55You know, we had all the international superstars with us.
23:57We had the superstars from Japan over here.
24:00We had a lot of the Lucha Libradors from over in Mexico City.
24:03Also, we had Carlos Colon from Puerto Rico, man.
24:06From Germany.
24:07Just all over.
24:08You know, it's going to be a great dream come true for us.
24:11And you know what, though?
24:13Everybody gave their all.
24:15They gave the sweat, blood, and tears to the fans.
24:17Everybody wanted to make this thing work.
24:20No more prima donnas.
24:21Everybody was on time to Universal Studios.
24:24That was a first, you know.
24:26And then we had feuds brewing, like Roddy Piper and Reena.
24:29They were getting it pretty hot and heavy.
24:31I mean, everything was starting to crank up.
24:34We were getting it, you know, all together.
24:36We had the best tag teams ever.
24:37I mean, the Nasty Boys, the Road Warriors, Johnny Grunge, and the late, great Rocko Rock.
24:43I mean, we had a lot of stuff going on, Jimmy.
24:45Hey, but what about this next match?
24:47Johnny B. Badd comes out of retirement just for the XWF,
24:51and he faces the Wiggle Man, Norman Smiley.
24:53Oh, yeah. Check this out.
24:55Check it out.
25:10I can't believe it.
25:11It must be a conspiracy or something.
25:13What's that, man?
25:14Oh, I'm not wrestling on the show tonight, either.
25:17I'm not on that board myself.
25:19Well, you shouldn't worry about it, you idiot.
25:21You get the spectacle you made of yourself last time.
25:24Hang on, hang on.
25:25Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
25:26Idiot, idiot.
25:27No, no, no.
25:28He says, you are a nice guy.
25:30You're too nice.
25:31I can get you matches, but you've got to be tough like this guy.
25:35You've got to have paws like this guy.
25:37Look at this guy.
25:37No hearts.
25:38No care for nobody.
25:40You've got to be tough.
25:41You're a sweet kid, but you've got to get in there.
25:43You've got to fight.
25:44This guy's tougher than now.
25:46It doesn't matter what you do to him.
25:47He's a tough guy I know.
25:48So I'll get you one more match, give you one more try.
25:52But get tough.
25:52Get up there.
25:53Go for it.
25:54Get tough.
25:55Rena!
25:56Rena!
25:58Rena!
26:02Oh!
26:03This is Miley Norman screaming.
26:06What is this?
26:06Miley screaming, screaming, smiling.
26:08Miley screaming, Norman.
26:09Yeah, he's all of that.
26:10He's all of that.
26:11He's all of that.
26:13Oh!
26:14He's all of that.
26:16We'll be thinking, Charleston.
26:18Charleston.
26:19Here we go.
26:22How long has it been since we have seen Johnny B. Davis
26:26take his way to a wrestling ring.
26:28He's on the line.
26:30He's one of my favorite.
26:31We're Spanning.
26:33He's from Creed.
26:34He's from the Lillerang.
26:34What the thing is.
26:35We're going to be banging the bandwagon.
26:38He's from the world.
26:39He's got to do it.
26:41He's got to do it.
26:42He's got to do it.
26:55And now he's back in the ring as part of the XWF.
26:59Next week, Josh Matthews will get his debut, and he will go up against Horace,
27:03who maybe will fare better than he's fared life against the British Storm.
27:09And that's still to come on the XWF in a week.
27:14Right now, Streepin' Norman's trying to take apart a bad man, Johnny B.
27:19Man.
27:21Cindy Norman in, drives him down.
27:26Whoa.
27:30There he is.
27:34Now that's not officially the big wiggle, is it?
27:36No.
27:37The little wiggle?
27:38That's kind of the little wiggle.
27:39I think the big wiggle, he's got to kind of position himself in a different way.
27:42Is that when he spanks you, too?
27:44Yes, it is.
27:46Spank him good.
27:47Into a hammerlock.
27:49Side headlock here by Johnny B.
27:50A lot of charisma in that ring on both ends.
27:52Get that right.
27:53Johnny B.
27:54And Norman smiling over the top bed.
27:58Smiling down.
27:59Block.
28:00Good move.
28:15And don't forget, still to come, our feature bout, Nasty Boys' return bout against the Sheen Twins this week here
28:21on the XWF.
28:22We've already seen a win by Jerry the King Lawler defending the honor of the gorgeous kitten here.
28:28He stays with us, poised right with us each and every week here at ringside.
28:32You've got to love the kitten.
28:33Yes, you do.
28:34Don't you love it when kittens like to play with puppies?
28:36Hold on.
28:37I don't have a comment on that.
28:39What?
28:40End of the quarter.
28:40It's got to be bad.
28:41It's hard.
28:42Norman's got him up.
28:44Wind up slamming.
28:46He might be seeing the real deal now.
28:49He's looking around.
28:54He's not timed yet.
28:56Calling out of the fans who responded.
28:59Got to be bad.
29:00Gets a back elbow.
29:01Oh, and gets thrown over by Ronnie Malaria, by Norman Smiley, who makes a cover of Johnny B. Bad No.
29:09I don't want Johnny B. Bad to mount a big offense here.
29:11I want to hear Norman scream.
29:12He had a big match.
29:13He was in last week.
29:14Not one scream.
29:15Not one scream.
29:16Not even a little whiffle.
29:16No one must have cranked up on him.
29:18See what can happen here this week.
29:20Got to be bad.
29:21It'll be a big win for him in his debut in many, many, many years.
29:28In pro wrestling to come back here and get a win in his debut on the XWF.
29:33And we've had a great time the last couple of weeks.
29:36So glad you could be with us.
29:38Looked to the face by screaming Norman.
29:43Norman doesn't have anything left to follow up that with.
29:45He's screaming.
29:47He's screaming.
29:48He ain't going to a scary movie with him.
29:50You're not kidding.
29:51Oh, he couldn't do it.
29:52Oh, man.
29:54In broken.
29:55And that comes in there.
29:56One, two.
29:58Pretty good pinning combination, too, as he walks the forearm across the face.
30:02Now has him tied up submission hold.
30:05Kind of a great mind-time maneuver here.
30:07Pulling back on the shoulder and the arm.
30:10Got to be bad.
30:12He may still scream.
30:14I hear what got to be bad screams like.
30:16You just want to hear somebody scream.
30:18Yeah, how about it, Kevin?
30:19Maybe later.
30:20Woo-hoo!
30:24Undercut to the jaw.
30:27And no sir.
30:28Got to be bad.
30:29Hold on.
30:29Got him up.
30:30Fireman's carry pickup.
30:34Oh, get it.
30:35Put it down.
30:39One, two, three.
30:41He's out of Texas.
30:42It's now over.
30:43Ladies and gentlemen, your winner.
30:45Good job.
30:46Good job.
30:51He's out of as many people.
30:54Good job.
30:54Luke and Frankie.
30:56There we go.
30:56Okay.
31:10Oh, guys.
31:14Well, let's get back in.
31:25What an upset last week, King, for these two young men.
31:29They're 1-0 in the XWF.
31:32And now they get their return match.
31:34The Knobbs and Sags, the Nasty Boys.
31:38Hey, ladies and gentlemen, they're appointed.
31:44The Nasty Boys.
31:49Well, I wouldn't doubt a bit if they're not ashamed to show their face after last week.
31:53But what's going on?
31:54I've got a good way for this rematch.
31:56Yeah, that's what they talked about.
31:57I mean, after being apart for four years, they get a rematch, they lose.
32:02I guess they're going to put it with the clutes.
32:05They're the chain twins, but there's no Nasty Boys here.
32:08No Nasty Boys.
32:11Play the music one more time.
32:12Hey, wait a minute.
32:13What is this?
32:13Oh, the phone.
32:15It's not the Nasty Boys.
32:17Well, it's certainly not the Nasty Boys.
32:19No, it's not.
32:20They're talking animal.
32:22The road warrior.
32:24Ladies and gentlemen, making their way towards the ring.
32:27The Chicago Hots and Animal.
32:31Go, go, go.
32:33Well, Randy, XWF, we're not going to disappoint.
32:36We promised you a match with the St. twins.
32:38You're going to get it.
32:41I wonder what's going through the Shane twins' mind right now.
32:44I mean, the last week had to be the biggest win in their career.
32:47And now, a week later, they got to go in against Hawk and Animal.
32:53One of the most down-hole dominating can't change ever.
32:58I don't know what's going through the Shane twins' mind.
33:00It's about two minutes behind the road warrior's fist.
33:05So here it is.
33:06Boom!
33:09That's Todd.
33:10Shane in the ring against road warrior Animal.
33:13Animal with 300 solid pounds.
33:17Another of the toughest, strongest men ever.
33:19To get in the ring.
33:22Nightmare down.
33:24Hey, I just thought of something.
33:26And what was that?
33:26What would happen if the Shane twins beat the road warrior?
33:29Oh, wait a minute.
33:30No, I'm serious.
33:31I mean, you know it could happen.
33:33Maybe.
33:34I don't know.
33:35Anything could happen.
33:37Well, I would have to be the hottest thing going in the XWF.
33:40I would agree with that, that it would be, they would be hot properties.
33:44But certainly the road warriors.
33:47Well, I don't know.
33:48Let's see what happens.
33:49Well, let's face it, the Shane twins, they're not backing up.
33:53Maybe a little bit backing up.
33:56Road warrior hawks.
33:57Todd Shane in.
33:58There's not a big exchange on the Shane twins' side.
34:01Even though that's really impressive to see a guy as big as Hawks' score and drop it.
34:04I think he's totally right to do.
34:05He's always in.
34:07I'm going to take this opinion.
34:08You'll never find it.
34:10In for the wrestling event.
34:14Channing for the road warriors here.
34:16And now a pickup.
34:19That's Shane.
34:20Pops him down.
34:21Got to get his brother in there.
34:24I'm impressed with the Shane twins.
34:27Put it on back down.
34:29King, you're right.
34:29And they're big guys.
34:32Oh, they telegraphed that.
34:34And now road warrior hawk.
34:35With the brakes on.
34:37Hangman's deuce.
34:38He's doing that break.
34:41Might do it right there.
34:44Only a two-cap.
34:49Todd Shane has stayed in this match the entire time.
34:52And they were supposed to go.
34:54Oh, no.
34:54Oh, he went hit first.
34:56Wow.
34:56Did he ever?
34:57Hit first.
34:57And Mike Shane over now to try to pick up the pieces here.
35:01Don't even back in.
35:03One, two.
35:08Boy, who wanted this rematch.
35:10Where the Nasty Boys are.
35:11We have no idea.
35:15What could have happened?
35:16Can they claim flight late?
35:18I don't know.
35:20Travel plans.
35:21Cover one.
35:21Two.
35:21Two.
35:22Anything can happen.
35:23Or they, like I said, could just be embarrassed.
35:27But I'll tell you what.
35:28You got nothing to be embarrassed.
35:30By losing to these guys.
35:31They're, like I said, mighty impressive again here today.
35:34Well, it's not like the Nasty Boys to, you know, to be embarrassed enough not to show up.
35:39I mean, that, to me, that's not knobs and sags.
35:41You're right.
35:43There's something wrong.
35:46L.O.D.
35:47L.O.D.
35:48L.O.D.
35:50L.O.D.
35:50L.O.D.
35:51Mike Shane's got all the watchers.
35:53World Warrior Hawks right here.
35:55Manhandling Hawks.
35:58You want to change your bet?
35:59Huh?
36:00No.
36:00Shane's win?
36:01No, not yet.
36:07Both men go down on a collision.
36:10And Mick DeTierre with that main of George Smith.
36:12And Mick DeTierre with that main of George Smith.
36:14Three.
36:17The fans are on the World Warrior this year.
36:18But you're right, Shane.
36:20Shane's win.
36:21You give them all.
36:21Tank is made.
36:22Tell you what.
36:23I think that one Shane's win just had a broken nose.
36:26I believe you're right.
36:28He's back in.
36:29Again.
36:30And Animal runs over him like a fake train.
36:34Wow.
36:35Now Animal's got to contend with both of the Shane's wins.
36:38That brings Hawk in.
36:41Referee cut him off.
36:42And he really got a double-closed run.
36:45Uh-oh.
36:47You're kidding me.
36:50They're going to go for the top rope.
36:52Okay.
36:53Whoa.
36:53I can't believe he got the Shane's win up.
36:55Look at him.
36:56He got it.
36:57Oh, yeah.
36:58Hey, hey, hey.
36:59Look at him.
36:59Look at him.
37:00That's him.
37:02Oh, what is this all about?
37:04They pulled the referee.
37:06And the Redwoods had the same run.
37:08They had the match run.
37:09And he pulled the referee out.
37:11Look at him.
37:13Look at him.
37:15Look at him.
37:16Shane's hit one of the Shane's wins.
37:18And Bernie, he was going to run a lot of hard.
37:20Look at him.
37:21The Bell sounds.
37:22They've done this thing now.
37:24The referee pulled out by the Nasty Boys, and he's thrown it away.
37:32Now the Nasty Boys retreating just as quickly as they came here.
37:37No match, says Mickie J.
37:41And he won the good match.
37:43A very competitive match.
37:45That makes the Nasty Boys just want to make sure that they win.
37:52I think you're exactly right.
37:58Match is slow now between the Road Warriors.
38:01Game chance.
38:02Still more to come this week on the XWF.
38:05How?
38:06The Road Warriors and the XWF.
38:08What a run.
38:10Superfly Jimmy Snuka.
38:12This is Snuka 2.
38:13And we're here in the XWF.
38:16In your face.
38:17Woo!
38:18Woo!
38:19Woo!
38:33The one and only, the man who made wrestling famous in Minnesota,
38:37gave it up.
38:38A big round of applause for Mr. Hurt Hennig.
38:44Is he really the guy that made wrestling famous in Minnesota?
38:46Well, there was a lot of them, you know.
38:48I mean, what about a week ago on this program,
38:51when we saw, as you said,
38:54the commissioner running microtech matters into his own hands,
38:57and unfortunately, it ended up a loss for Hennig and Eny.
39:01Well, I can assure you one thing.
39:02That loss is not going to go unanswered on a bench.
39:07All the way.
39:14Ladies and gentlemen, here's the opponent.
39:16All the way.
39:18He's going into a try-off.
39:22Buff Bagwell.
39:25All right, Buff Bagwell comes to the ring.
39:27Did you see?
39:28He didn't blow his nose on that towel before he white-handing straight forward.
39:32Oh, I didn't.
39:33I missed that.
39:34I missed that.
39:34He is no good.
39:36You can say what you want to, Daddy,
39:38but he is no good.
39:39I missed it for you.
39:41Oh, boy.
39:42We're having a great time.
39:43We are in your face.
39:45I'm glad to have you with us.
39:46Here's a man who's always been in your face.
39:48He is a good-looking young man, though, Buff Bagwell.
39:53All right.
39:54Here we go to the match.
39:57Hennig and Bagwell.
39:58A little temper-slaying early on.
40:04You know what?
40:05I love this.
40:06Because you've got, like you say, you've got tempers flaring, but you know what you've got
40:09in that ring right now?
40:10I mean, you've got two of the biggest, the hugest egos in all of wrestling.
40:16Right.
40:25Right on the pinky, it looked like.
40:30All right.
40:30Heenan's okay.
40:32Are you sure?
40:34Well, he seems from this distance to be okay.
40:37Side headlock.
40:38Hennig goes on to Buff, and then he spills up to the ring.
40:42You want to get fired, kid, boy?
40:44Oh.
40:45You hear that?
40:47You talk about it, King.
40:48The egos.
40:56Buff wrestling with a lot of jewelry on today, too.
40:58Yeah, he always does.
41:00You know what?
41:00He needs to leave Heenan alone and worry about Hennig.
41:02If you take your focus away from a guy like Bert Hennig, he'll come back and haunt you the match.
41:09Come back to Hennig.
41:10Look at, look at, look at, look at.
41:11He's using that jewelry right now.
41:13Yes, he is.
41:13Right now.
41:14That's what happens.
41:15That stuff will come back to Hennig.
41:17Always wondering when guys wore hoop earrings.
41:20Whoa.
41:20Remember, I saw him just didn't rip it through the earlobe.
41:23Without a claw on the outside.
41:25I wrestled Buck Bagwell in Trinidad, and that's exactly what happened.
41:29Really?
41:29And I didn't do it intentionally.
41:32But it's one of my fingers got caught in his earring and ripped it right through his earlobe.
41:36He had to have it re-peared.
41:37Uh-oh, watch it.
41:41That was vintage Kurt Hennig right there.
41:43Just walk around the ring and up.
41:45To stop for the other guy's momentum.
41:48Get him to come after you and do something like that.
41:50And now Hennig, with all that, has the advantage here.
41:56You got Kurt Hennig.
41:59This guy's had such an illustrious career.
42:01One of the best wrestlers ever.
42:03And a smart guy, too.
42:05You know, he's got all the knowledge that he gave from his father, Larry the Exeter.
42:09And then you add Bobby the Brain Heenan to that mix.
42:13A formidable tag team here.
42:14Not a tag team, but a formidable duo.
42:17Well, what you're seeing right now is, in essence, a tag team.
42:21See?
42:21Yeah, in essence, a tag team.
42:23He's got the referee's attention.
42:24Kurt Hennig breaks the rules on the other side.
42:28Into the rib cage goes Hennig.
42:30Trying to get to his feet.
42:32But Bagwell and Hennig just hammers Bagwell in the back of the head.
42:36And now Bagwell cannot even get to his feet.
42:39Watch the Brain.
42:40He's moving into position.
42:42Uh-oh.
42:43Bagwell.
42:43No.
42:44The ref's on the front.
42:47The ref's on.
42:51Into the ropes.
42:52And Bagwell.
42:55A down-middle stretch here.
42:57Hennig reeking with the ropes for the referee in good position to thwart that.
43:01Reaching again.
43:02He's got the ropes.
43:03He's got any leverage.
43:05And finally Slick Johnson sees it and calls for the break of the ropes.
43:08Surprising call for the break of the move.
43:10Oh, yeah.
43:12That's okay.
43:13We're going to get a break.
43:14And meanwhile, ooh.
43:17Hennig right now is just dominating this matchup.
43:19And not many people have been able to say that against Buck Bagwell.
43:23But you know, Hennig got the momentum.
43:25He gained the upper hand thanks to Bobby Heenan.
43:28To Bobby Heenan.
43:30Agent extraordinaire.
43:31Uh-oh.
43:32Bagwell right now is a sitting duck.
43:36For Heenan and Nick.
43:39Heenan still has that tall that he loses.
43:40He's got the same tall that he loses.
43:42Oh, I'll never forget that long.
43:43He'll live.
43:43I like this.
43:48Hennig screaming, turning, turning.
43:49He's trying to get him into a Boston Crabs.
43:51And he pretty much has him there.
43:53Yes.
43:54Now sitting deep on the small, the lower back.
43:57That's a hole you don't see use that often anymore.
43:59It used to be a devastating.
44:00It's still a devastating hole.
44:01He's got a lot of pressure.
44:03He can win a match with that hole.
44:04But guys just don't use it much anymore.
44:05Yeah, and you wonder why.
44:06You're exactly right.
44:07It's very painful.
44:09Very painful.
44:10Take it from me.
44:12Uh-oh.
44:12This is painful too.
44:14Jawbreaker.
44:15Here comes Buck Bagwell.
44:16Still trying to regain his composure.
44:18Feeling the effects of that Boston Crabs.
44:21Hennig's really.
44:22Hennig's back to the corner.
44:23Here comes Buck Bagwell.
44:25Mounting a comeback here.
44:30Hennig is down again.
44:32Buck will make the cover.
44:33One, two, and Hennig kicks out.
44:42I think Buck feels like he's got the momentum.
44:44He feels like he can end this thing.
44:45He wants to do the Buck blockbuster here, King.
44:48But can he get in position now?
44:49Wait a minute.
44:50The brain.
44:50The brain.
44:51The brain was up.
44:52He threw him off.
44:53Wait a minute.
44:54I didn't see the brain do.
44:56I didn't see that.
44:57He did a Hennig quips.
44:58And it's a.
44:58I didn't see it.
45:00I didn't see it.
45:01I didn't see it.
45:02I didn't see it.
45:03I didn't see it.
45:05I didn't see it.
45:05I didn't see it.
45:05What's Vampiro doing?
45:06Vampiro is teaching this off.
45:08What?
45:10He's teasing it off.
45:10How'd it go?
45:14He's telling the referee all the way down.
45:17All right.
45:18He's trying to let it run here.
45:21That's what he's trying to do.
45:24Ian Harrison.
45:25The British Storm is coming up.
45:27This is the ugly, scary guy.
45:31He didn't want to meet this in a dark house.
45:34And he runs over.
45:35He just failed.
45:37Group up that round.
45:38And make him.
45:39All the foul.
45:40Here comes the commissioner, King.
45:42We don't need a commissioner out here.
45:43This is just a little minor altercation.
45:45Meanwhile, look at, look at Ian Harrison.
45:48He's choking the life out of Buffett.
45:50Wait a minute, wait a minute.
45:51This is a happy situation.
45:53And he's fighting in the shape.
45:54And he's in the wall.
45:57Meanwhile, Moran.
45:59Henning comes into the fifth of his sports agent.
46:03He's out of town.
46:06Uh-oh.
46:07Uh-oh.
46:07What does Reno want?
46:09The CEO is killed.
46:17Whoa.
46:18Fans, we're out of time on the XWF.
46:25Wow, Jimmy.
46:26What about all the stars on that last episode?
46:29Like the Hall of Famer, Superfly Jimmy Schnuka and his son.
46:32Kurt Henning and his agent, Bobby the Brain Heenan.
46:36The Road Warriors and yours truly, the Nasty Boys.
46:39Well, you know, what about AJ Styles and Kid Cash and all the young guns?
46:42But you know what?
46:43We wanted to do something different in the XWF.
46:45We wanted to have the past, the present, and the future.
46:48We wanted to build a great foundation for all the great wrestling fans out there.
46:52Well, Jimmy, thank you guys for tuning in to episode two.
46:56But get ready for the special bonus DVD.
47:00The Immortal Hulk Hogan, our good friend and buddy, against the late, great Kurt Henning.
47:06A never-before-seen match, and you guys get it.
47:10So get ready to put that DVD in now.
47:13You're going to see some great action.
47:15Stay tuned.
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