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A man with cerebral palsy is determined to become a salesman.
Seorang pria penderita cerebral palsy bertekad untuk menjadi seorang salesman.
Stars: William H. Macy,Kyra Sedgwick,Kathy Baker
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Seorang pria penderita cerebral palsy bertekad untuk menjadi seorang salesman.
Stars: William H. Macy,Kyra Sedgwick,Kathy Baker
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00:00:00Gotta be a fluke. Them bums are geriatrics. Robinson's the youngest, and he's going on 65. Huh, Billy?
00:00:09Uh-huh.
00:00:16Hey, better start Whitey tonight.
00:00:19Yeah.
00:00:21Oh, yeah, Johnny Padres. Johnny come lately, more like.
00:00:27Bread rises faster than his fastball.
00:00:30Happy birthday, Johnny.
00:00:33Hi, I'm Mike Wallace, with a sensational shortening discovery for better baking and frying.
00:00:39It's cold and fluffy.
00:00:40Still, you have to give him some credit, this Padres kid. I mean, it couldn't have been too easy for him, right?
00:00:46What with the pressure, huh?
00:00:50Oh, you look like a million.
00:00:53Let's do it, Mrs. Sheldon Asylum. Indiana State Fair Basing Champion has to say about what?
00:00:59I love it.
00:01:00Take a look.
00:01:00It's made such a golden brown pie.
00:01:07Now, listen. It takes people a wee bit longer to warm up to you. Just be patient. Patient and persistent.
00:01:14You're going to be great.
00:01:30And those cases, they're heavy.
00:01:32Hell, a lot of the guys, they're carrying two cases with them.
00:01:35Now, I admire your determination, but in the walking, you understand what I'm getting at.
00:01:44I just, uh, I don't see any way this can work.
00:01:50Look, I'm sorry.
00:01:53Thanks for coming in.
00:01:55All the October statements.
00:02:25Mr. Hernandez, give me your worst route.
00:02:31Give me that area nobody wants.
00:02:38What have you got to lose?
00:02:40If I can tell it, you're a hero.
00:02:44Mr. Porter, let's be honest.
00:02:46This is a physically demanding job, and you're, well, crippled.
00:02:50And I don't see how, oh, what?
00:02:52Some people say a man is made out of mud.
00:03:11A bold man's made out of muscle and blood.
00:03:14Muscle and blood and skin and bones.
00:03:18A mind that's weak and a back that's strong.
00:03:21You load 16 tons.
00:03:23What are you getting?
00:03:24Love.
00:03:28Nervous?
00:03:29Yeah.
00:03:30Oh, nuts.
00:03:32I was going to make you a lunch.
00:03:34No.
00:03:36Oh.
00:03:38Well, good for me.
00:03:40I guess I'm a little nervous, too.
00:03:41Nervous?
00:03:42Sure.
00:03:42Well, what are you waiting for?
00:03:45Them to come to the car?
00:03:47Go sell some soap.
00:03:49Meet you in five o'clock.
00:03:51I said, well, bless my soul, you load 16 tons.
00:03:56What do you get?
00:03:57Another day older and deeper in depth.
00:04:00St. Peter, don't you call me, cause I can't go.
00:04:04I owe my soul to the company store.
00:04:07I owe my soul to the company store.
00:04:14I owe my soul to the company store.
00:04:37Good morning.
00:04:41May I be candid for you?
00:04:43The greatest value in our catalog is a double-strength vanilla extract.
00:04:49Uh-huh.
00:04:49It comes in the four-ounce...
00:04:51That's right!
00:04:53That's right!
00:04:54That's right!
00:04:55I told you I'd call the cops!
00:04:57Oh, my God!
00:04:58Look what they're doing!
00:04:59Larry!
00:05:01We got it, Carl.
00:05:02Officer, I have done the research.
00:05:03It's hanging over our property.
00:05:05The law says...
00:05:06Do you see my feet?
00:05:07That's pine tar.
00:05:07I've got white carpeting in there,
00:05:09and now I've got a sticky green path from the front door all the way to...
00:05:12Rhonda!
00:05:12Rhonda, look where your front door is.
00:05:14Look where the tree...
00:05:14Will you look what they've done to me?
00:05:15What kind of people went through this victory?
00:05:17They butchered it!
00:05:18Will you stop?
00:05:19Hey!
00:05:19Will you please do?
00:05:20I'm not a right to tell us to...
00:05:22I'm not a right to tell us to...
00:05:22I'm not a right to tell us to...
00:05:24I don't know where this happened.
00:05:26I'm a straight-up.
00:05:26I'm a gasoline and turpentine, and it smells like a garage.
00:05:29Oh, do you want me to get us to...
00:05:31No, no, no, no, no.
00:05:31Don't push me, darling.
00:05:32Don't push me, darling.
00:05:34Don't push me, darling.
00:05:35We took it outside of the property.
00:05:37He's on the property.
00:05:38Don't go!
00:05:38It's on the property.
00:05:40You're supposed to be in the wrong spot.
00:05:41You're supposed to be playing.
00:05:43I may have no way to say that you must be playing.
00:05:47You'll be playing.
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:56Good morning. My name is Bill Porter, and I would like to take a moment of your time to tell you about some of the many fine Watkins products available.
00:06:10And, of course, they all come with a 100% money-back guarantee.
00:06:16I don't think so.
00:06:19Who is it?
00:06:21Some charity guy.
00:06:26Come on, get ready to go. Yeah. Hey, don't go. Don't let the dog get in.
00:06:43My name is Bill Porter, and I would...
00:06:47Oh, Peanut, would you shut the hell up? Go on. Now get back there. Sit.
00:06:49Oh, Sherry, would you get your damn dog? Swear to God.
00:06:53What?
00:06:53My name is Bill Porter, and I was wondering if I could take a moment of your time to show you some of the many fine Watkins products.
00:07:04Joey, I told you to put your pants on.
00:07:07Hey, man. I once had a fish name, Joey.
00:07:11Oh, shoot. Oh, grab him. Would you put him...
00:07:16Sherry, your damn dog got out, damn it!
00:07:19I'm in the bathroom!
00:07:21Peanut, come here, sit! Peanut!
00:07:24Come on, we've got peanut!
00:07:26May I be candid with you?
00:07:28The greatest value in our catalog is the double-strength vanilla extract.
00:07:36It comes in the 4, 8, and 12-ounce sizes.
00:07:41Obviously, the 12-ounce is the best value.
00:07:46Look, I really don't need anything, but I respect what you're doing so much.
00:07:52Um, here, I'd like to help you.
00:08:02Oh, oh, please take it.
00:08:05I don't need charity, but you need spot remover.
00:08:10Look at your couch. It's appalling.
00:08:12I don't need charity, but I don't need charity.
00:08:42I don't need charity.
00:08:47No solicitors.
00:08:49I'm from the White King's Company.
00:08:51What?
00:08:52No solicitors.
00:08:54What?
00:08:55What?
00:08:56I'm from the White King's Company.
00:08:59No, no, no.
00:09:01Rules.
00:09:02I don't know. I'm kind of tired of egg salad, you know.
00:09:18Here, let me get that for you.
00:09:32May I be candid with you?
00:09:34Oh, yes.
00:09:37No, candid. May I be candid?
00:09:41Oh, absolutely.
00:09:44In my experience, the greatest value in our catalog is the triple action laundry detergent.
00:09:52And at $3.95 a box, you can see what a great savings that is.
00:10:01How many may I put you down for?
00:10:05Two.
00:10:08Really?
00:10:09And a large bleach.
00:10:26Um...
00:10:31May I ask you to fill in the order for me?
00:10:35Oh, of course. Would you like a drink?
00:10:41Oh, I'm sorry. I put a little vodka in there. Is it too much for you?
00:10:57I probably shouldn't. I walk like a drunken sailor as it is.
00:11:09I wouldn't feel good about myself if I didn't tell you about our fabric softener.
00:11:15I must have worked ten miles today.
00:11:29Now, Billy, don't put yourself so hard. You must be patient. You know, you can't expect it.
00:11:42I made a sale.
00:11:44You did?
00:11:45You did?
00:11:46Yeah. Almost $50.
00:11:51Whoa!
00:11:53You can do anything.
00:11:55Well, I can do this.
00:11:57I know you can.
00:11:59I made $4.25 today and I'm gonna blow every penny of it.
00:12:05I'm taking you all over the town.
00:12:09I took a sip. It was vodka.
00:12:19What did you do?
00:12:21What could I do?
00:12:23I swallowed it.
00:12:25Why is that?
00:12:33Billy, this is for you. It being your first day.
00:12:45Oh, hang on.
00:12:47Dead what?
00:12:56Dead what?
00:12:58Oh, my God.
00:13:00They gave it to him in the grand ballroom at the Drake Hotel.
00:13:05He doesn't care. He's a retard.
00:13:07How do you know?
00:13:08I bought a dress for $23. Your father near had a heart attack.
00:13:13Oh, and Chicago is all lit up.
00:13:15Excuse me. Could I borrow your ketchup, please?
00:13:20Yeah, sure.
00:13:23Oh, I'm so sorry. I must be a retard or something.
00:13:29Told you I'd call me.
00:13:30Were you laughing at me?
00:13:32And the world's fair. You know, Peterson had a display there.
00:13:36Your dad was top salesman three years running.
00:13:39He was an amazing salesman. Amazing.
00:13:43He could sell you the ring off your own finger.
00:13:45And what a handsome man.
00:13:52Oh, what a time we had.
00:13:54He was a very handsome man.
00:14:00And you look just like him.
00:14:01My point in telling you this long story is that if anyone should ever call you and say, is Peter Rabbit there? Don't hang up. It's me.
00:14:17So I've had many ups and downs in show business.
00:14:21Who are you watching?
00:14:22I don't know. I don't know, but he's funny.
00:14:25Who is that?
00:14:28Jack Parr.
00:14:29Well, he looks different. I don't know. It must be his hair or something. Where are my glasses?
00:14:34Well, I can go in bed.
00:14:36And we're working men now.
00:14:38This could be the biggest thing in television today, except for one...
00:14:41Excuse me, working man. Pick up that glass.
00:14:45Let the servants go early tonight.
00:14:48Tell him, what was that one thing that kept you off the top?
00:14:51I didn't admire Lucille Ball.
00:14:52I can see the show now. I love poofy. It would have been great.
00:15:00I can see the tremendous effort you're putting into this.
00:15:04I know it can't be easy, but you're not even close.
00:15:08It's only been four days.
00:15:10I understand, but the average. You're going to have to hit at least...
00:15:14I'm building. It takes time.
00:15:17I know that, but...
00:15:18Just give me to the end of the month.
00:15:22We had a complaint from a woman on Chestnut Street.
00:15:29She said, you scared her little boy.
00:15:32You can see my problem.
00:15:40Hi! My name is Lyle.
00:15:44You can call me Lyle or Glyle or Mr. Pyle,
00:15:48but whatever you do, don't smile.
00:15:52You've got a nice smile.
00:15:54Who is it, Joey?
00:15:55Mr. Pyle!
00:15:58Huh?
00:15:59Mr. Pyle.
00:16:08What the hell? Come on in.
00:16:12This is really a lovely home.
00:16:14You're welcome.
00:16:22That's your name.
00:16:24I'm a little smoker.
00:16:28I'm a little smoker.
00:16:34I know it's a good one.
00:16:35It's a good one.
00:16:36You're right.
00:16:37You're right.
00:16:38Mother!
00:16:52Mother!
00:16:58Let's go.
00:17:00What are you gonna say?
00:17:02You're a hobo, I can tell.
00:17:04What did you say?
00:17:06Mrs. Warren, have you seen my mother?
00:17:08No, not today.
00:17:10Look, I've got some wonderful candy.
00:17:16Now, she is missing.
00:17:18You don't understand.
00:17:22I don't know.
00:17:24I actually work.
00:17:26At work.
00:17:30How long do we have to wait
00:17:34before we can file them?
00:17:38Hold on.
00:17:50Thank you. Thank you very much. I'm fine.
00:17:53I'll walk you out.
00:17:54No, it's alright. You don't have to see me yet.
00:17:56They said you were on Washington Street.
00:18:00What were you doing over there?
00:18:02Well, just some shopping.
00:18:04I wanted some shoes.
00:18:06Did you eat?
00:18:08There aren't any shoe stores on Washington Street.
00:18:10Well, I...
00:18:12I got turned around, and it got dark,
00:18:14and I ended up on Washington Street.
00:18:18I'm gonna fix some lamb chops.
00:18:22Would you set the table?
00:18:24Sorry, I worried you, Billy.
00:18:29Why didn't you call?
00:18:37Huh?
00:18:38I couldn't remember our number.
00:18:55Billy?
00:18:58I think there's something wrong with me.
00:19:04Huh?
00:19:05Now this man, just showered with a new kind of soap.
00:19:25New Lightboy mint refreshers.
00:19:27A soap so loaded with mint, so tangy.
00:19:29a new kind of soap new life boy mint refresher a soap so loaded with mint so tangy so frosty
00:19:36it drives wives wicked soap has never smelled this good before new life boy mint refresher
00:19:44drives wives naked a northwest mountain and he's been trailing this desperate character for three
00:19:53years release is just a swallow away well down down down
00:20:14i wouldn't leave you bill thanks benny
00:20:44one bill has the baby oh much better i got one for you lay it on me traveling salesman
00:21:05passes a farmhouse he sees a pig with a wooden leg he says to the farmer
00:21:12what's with a wooden leg farmer says well that's a very special pig a few months back
00:21:21our house caught fire the pig came in woke us up and saved my whole family so the salesman says
00:21:29but why the wooden leg well hold on the farmer says my little girl was playing in the road and one of
00:21:37those logging trucks lost his bricks and the pig ran out and dragged her to safety well that's amazing
00:21:45says the salesman says the salesman but why the wooden leg well says the farmer you don't eat a pig like that all at once
00:21:55that's good that's real good i'll remember that one
00:22:00you don't eat a pig like that all at once
00:22:05did you have breakfast yeah well what did you have because you look thin
00:22:10a couple of seconds and a dell monocle sick pass me that newspaper
00:22:18oh
00:22:23oh
00:22:32daddy's girl is getting married
00:22:34oh
00:22:35he's a mechanic
00:22:39do i know her daddy's name store oh daddy
00:22:43Charlie, Charlie.
00:22:52Hey, I have to get to work.
00:22:54At least I have to go now, too.
00:22:56No, Mom, you can't.
00:22:57Oh, I am. I'm going home now.
00:22:59No, you have to stay here.
00:23:01Why?
00:23:02Because why? You know why.
00:23:04They care for you here.
00:23:08Okay.
00:23:10You'll come home this weekend.
00:23:13I'll see you tonight.
00:23:17Billy?
00:23:18Give her the Haviland tea set.
00:23:21Who?
00:23:23That girl?
00:23:25For the wedding?
00:23:32I'll see you tonight.
00:23:40You got the checkbook?
00:23:46Yeah.
00:23:47Of course I do.
00:23:49Good morning.
00:23:50We can't right now, Bill. We're late.
00:23:55Bill.
00:23:56Bill, are you going next door?
00:23:58Yeah.
00:23:59Would you tell those people?
00:24:01You see this?
00:24:02This is the number for animal control.
00:24:05If they do not shut up that stupid dog...
00:24:07Bill?
00:24:08Bill, could you do me a favor?
00:24:10Could you explain to him that's not our dog?
00:24:12That's the Weiler's dog.
00:24:13And I've been over that a hundred times.
00:24:15And I've told them that.
00:24:17It is not the Weiler's dog.
00:24:18It is a yapping dog.
00:24:19The Weilers have a collie.
00:24:21That's right.
00:24:22This is a yapping dog.
00:24:23And Bill, they want to talk about noise.
00:24:25Tell them that they can close the damn window
00:24:27if they're going to play the hi-fi.
00:24:29I don't know. Are they deaf?
00:24:30Every night.
00:24:31It's 2, 3 in the morning.
00:24:32This dog is yap, yap, yap.
00:24:33How can you live like that, Charlotte?
00:24:35Well, how many times can you listen to my boyfriend's back?
00:24:38Okay, he's back.
00:24:40Yep, yep, yep, yep.
00:24:41And there's gonna be trouble.
00:24:42Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
00:24:44You could bet there's gonna be trouble.
00:24:45Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
00:24:493 doodilators.
00:24:51Yep, yep, yep, yep.
00:25:11I don't think he's nervous.
00:25:21Hey, Bill, you go on the bus, hop in, I'll give you a ride.
00:25:31That's all right, Mr. Winters.
00:25:33I'm going right by there.
00:25:35That's all right, thank you.
00:25:37Don't be stupid, get in.
00:25:52It's not going to win, I'll give you a hug, I'm going to win!
00:25:53Let's go, let's go, let's go!
00:25:55Your mother is eating dinner.
00:25:57She's good, nice dinner, in the back.
00:25:59She's good, everything good, everything good.
00:26:01Come on, come on.
00:26:03Come on, come on, come on.
00:26:05Your mother is eating dinner.
00:26:11And she's good, nice dinner in the back.
00:26:13She's good, everything good, everything good.
00:26:35You'll be okay.
00:26:41Epileptic, that's all.
00:26:43Where's my mother's suitcase?
00:26:45Suitcase?
00:26:46We're leaving.
00:26:48Yes, we're leaving.
00:26:56There are cold cuts in the refrigerator for lunch.
00:27:00She'll be fine.
00:27:00Mama, I'll be home about 7 o'clock.
00:27:07Mrs. Warren is going to check in with you.
00:27:10She'll make you lunch.
00:27:15Mama, please.
00:27:16Just go.
00:27:18Don't worry about her.
00:27:19I'll keep an eye on her.
00:27:24I'm going to do some cleaning, Billy.
00:27:28This place is a mess.
00:27:30Yeah.
00:27:40Good morning.
00:27:42My name is Bill Porter.
00:27:44I'm with the Watkins Company.
00:27:46You're a salesman?
00:27:47Yeah.
00:27:48No, thank you.
00:27:49I don't need anything.
00:27:51Are these orchids?
00:27:52Yes.
00:27:54They're harder to grow.
00:27:55I know.
00:27:56I've tried.
00:27:57Uh-oh.
00:27:59You have a spot of something on your shirt.
00:28:01Our laundry detergent is concentrated.
00:28:05So I just want...
00:28:06Hi.
00:28:07Hey.
00:28:08You off to school?
00:28:09Yeah.
00:28:10Good morning.
00:28:12Good morning.
00:28:13I'm Bill Porter.
00:28:14Brad Gutierrez.
00:28:15You live in the neighborhood?
00:28:17He rents a room from me.
00:28:19Guys, I need you to step outside.
00:28:21I need to spray in here.
00:28:22Alan, that stuff's going to kill you.
00:28:24Go outside.
00:28:24Smoke a cigarette.
00:28:33I hate that stuff.
00:28:35It's for bugs?
00:28:37Yeah.
00:28:39I just eat your egg and peppermint soap.
00:28:40I don't think so.
00:28:54What about this?
00:29:06I will.
00:29:08Okay.
00:29:08All right.
00:29:08All right.
00:29:08All right.
00:29:10Athens, Morocco, someplace else.
00:29:19It's very sweet of him, but what am I going to do all by myself on a boat?
00:29:25Your son sounds like a very generous man.
00:29:29I think he feels guilty.
00:29:31Why?
00:29:33I never see him.
00:29:34This is a Buddhist monk who has poured out the way of himself and set himself on fire.
00:29:40He just...
00:29:41Oh, my God.
00:29:44Oh, my God.
00:29:45What is he doing?
00:29:46Oh, dear God.
00:29:48He's protesting more.
00:29:52But why do they show that?
00:29:54Why do they put that on the television?
00:29:57I've made some orange juice.
00:30:07It's fresh squeezed.
00:30:09No, thank you.
00:30:11I have to go.
00:30:13Oh, my God.
00:30:14Oh, my God.
00:30:15Oh, my God.
00:30:16Oh, my God.
00:30:17Oh, my God.
00:30:18What is that tonic that I like so much?
00:30:24Beef in iron.
00:30:26Yes.
00:30:26Could you order me some of that?
00:30:29And that drain cleaner?
00:30:32You're out of that.
00:30:33Yes.
00:30:34Oh, and the dog biscuits.
00:30:36The large size.
00:30:47Mom?
00:30:50Mrs. Warren?
00:31:03You see, now I have the proof.
00:31:23You see, now I have the proof.
00:31:31Can you bring the suitcases in for us?
00:31:47Sure.
00:31:48My glasses.
00:31:49Yeah.
00:31:50Come on.
00:31:51I can't.
00:31:52You got glasses?
00:31:53They're in your purse.
00:31:54They're in your purse.
00:31:55They're in your purse.
00:31:56It looks really nice.
00:31:57Doesn't it?
00:32:01They gave you lots of lilies.
00:32:14A burden.
00:32:16What?
00:32:17I'm a burden on you.
00:32:22I'm a burden on you.
00:32:23I'm a burden on you.
00:32:24I'm a burden on you.
00:32:25Well, now we're even.
00:32:26What I'm on you, stop.
00:32:29Let's not learn from this.
00:32:31Why are you beating your mind almost easily?
00:32:39Don't take care of them, too.
00:32:44No, you won't be talkingdoch.
00:32:53Three traveling salesmen.
00:33:14They're driving through the country.
00:33:16Their car breaks down.
00:33:17They go to the farmhouse.
00:33:19The farmer says,
00:33:20you can spend a night,
00:33:22but there's only one bed.
00:33:24The next morning,
00:33:26the guy on the right-hand side said,
00:33:29I had the weirdest dream.
00:33:31I dreamed that someone was,
00:33:33you know,
00:33:33playing with me in the night.
00:33:35The guy on the left-hand side says,
00:33:37I had the same dream.
00:33:39Somebody was playing with me.
00:33:41And the guy in the middle says,
00:33:43really?
00:33:44I dreamed I was steam.
00:33:47Man, that's all right.
00:33:48I like that one.
00:33:49Come on, let me do your shoes.
00:33:52That's fun.
00:33:52I like that one.
00:33:53I'm going to be telling you now.
00:33:54L3 and 4,
00:33:56L4 and 5,
00:33:57L5,
00:33:58S1.
00:33:59You see how these discs
00:33:59are all compressed?
00:34:00That's what's giving you all the pain.
00:34:02You still making your own deliveries?
00:34:03Huh?
00:34:05You're going to have to stop doing that.
00:34:06Well,
00:34:06I kind of makes it serious.
00:34:09Hire someone.
00:34:10Bill,
00:34:11you're looking at spinal stenosis.
00:34:12You keep going the way you're going.
00:34:14I want you to wear a brace for a few weeks,
00:34:16and I'm writing you a prescription
00:34:18for the inflammation.
00:34:23Take this seriously, Bill.
00:34:25You don't take care of your back.
00:34:27It's only a matter of time.
00:34:28You won't be walking.
00:34:30How's your mother?
00:34:31She's hanging in.
00:34:34I always use tomato sauce.
00:34:36It was really good.
00:34:37I'm going to put you down for some more.
00:34:39Okay.
00:34:40We also have a tarragon dill dressing.
00:34:43You're going to love it.
00:34:48Yeah?
00:34:49Hi, I'm here to see Bill Porter.
00:34:51That's me.
00:34:52You're here about the job?
00:34:54Uh, yeah.
00:34:55Come on in.
00:34:58Um.
00:35:00Uh,
00:35:01is this deliveries in a car?
00:35:03Yeah, come on in.
00:35:04Sit down.
00:35:05I don't want to use my car
00:35:07for too much driving.
00:35:08It said must have car
00:35:10in the paper.
00:35:11It's just, uh,
00:35:12my car.
00:35:13Um,
00:35:14this is what I'm looking for.
00:35:15I'm going to shut you in the door.
00:35:25Good morning.
00:35:27Good morning.
00:35:30You look good.
00:35:31Uh,
00:35:31Arkansas versus Texas.
00:35:42This is new.
00:35:53It's eucalyptus.
00:36:04I'm so proud of you.
00:36:08That was a beautiful speech you made.
00:36:12Funny.
00:36:19Oh, Ernest.
00:36:21That was a wonderful speech.
00:36:32We had to do a cardiac catheterization.
00:36:35The full amount?
00:36:37No.
00:36:38Uh,
00:36:39400.
00:36:40You know, Bill,
00:36:42with your condition,
00:36:43you could collect disability.
00:36:45I'm working.
00:36:47I know,
00:36:47but I'm saying
00:36:48if you weren't working...
00:36:49But I am working.
00:36:52I just want to make sure
00:36:54that you're aware
00:36:54of what's available to you.
00:36:56I have a job.
00:36:58I know.
00:36:59I'm a salesman
00:37:00for Watson's.
00:37:03I know you are.
00:37:04I know you are.
00:37:19I thought you were, uh...
00:37:21Nobody's here.
00:37:22We don't need anything.
00:37:23Larry, I borrowed you.
00:37:25Oops.
00:37:25Uh, hey, uh, between us guys, huh?
00:37:48Oh, boy.
00:37:49Hi, Bill.
00:37:55Okay, honey, let's get you into bed.
00:38:01Gotta get back to work.
00:38:02I flew up.
00:38:04The whole class has it.
00:38:06Um, um, Dr. Seward is home.
00:38:09I can take Kimmy there.
00:38:11Oh, no, no, no, it's nothing.
00:38:12It's just the stomach flu.
00:38:13Uh, I-I wouldn't mind.
00:38:15No, no, that's okay, Bill. Thanks.
00:38:18Sure it is.
00:38:21Well...
00:38:25I think I should take him.
00:38:36Oh, I'm sorry.
00:38:41All right, would you bring her across the street, would you?
00:38:44Kimmy?
00:38:45Kimmy, honey.
00:38:46You go with Bill to Mrs. Turner's house, okay?
00:38:48Why?
00:38:49What, because...
00:38:50Because I...
00:38:51I don't know, honey.
00:38:52Just go, and this guy needs you to go.
00:38:53Okay?
00:38:54And tell her I'll be right there.
00:38:55I love you so.
00:39:02I love pancakes and bananas.
00:39:05That's a good combination.
00:39:07I love you.
00:39:08You couldn't really ever hurt and hurt me.
00:39:12Like you hurt me and this is all I do.
00:39:18What am I to do?
00:39:21Every time you go away, I always say, this time it's goodbye.
00:39:29I love you.
00:39:30I love you the way I do.
00:39:32I love you the way I do.
00:39:34I take you back.
00:39:37Without you, I doubt I do.
00:39:40Hey, Ralphie!
00:39:42Hey, man.
00:39:43Look, pal, I don't know what to tell you.
00:39:46I don't want anything.
00:39:47I'm never gonna want anything.
00:39:48Don't come back here, all right?
00:39:50All right.
00:39:51Merry Christmas from all of us that watching.
00:39:58I'm gonna bring some rawhide samples for Clifford.
00:40:02They're good for when he's teething.
00:40:05Damn it.
00:40:07Well, that had frostburn.
00:40:09Where's Brad?
00:40:14Brad who?
00:40:15I don't know any Brad.
00:40:18Let me tell you this.
00:40:19I'm a grown up and I deserve to have an adult relationship.
00:40:22I am honest with people and I deserve honesty in return.
00:40:26It doesn't terrify me to have a joint checking account.
00:40:29It's not like I'm asking for monogrammed towels or anything.
00:40:32I treat people with respect and I deserve not to be humiliated.
00:40:36A math teacher.
00:40:39A bald, 50-year-old math teacher.
00:40:43How pathetic is that?
00:40:49Two cents I'd call his wife.
00:40:52Does he have some place to go?
00:40:54I don't know and I don't care.
00:40:56I don't care.
00:41:08Merry Christmas from Watkins.
00:41:11It's got a magnet on the back.
00:41:13It'll stick to your refrigerator.
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:18Thanks.
00:41:26Brad's young.
00:41:40People make mistakes.
00:41:43You two guys are good together.
00:41:47Merry Christmas, Bill.
00:41:52Merry Sister's Island.
00:41:56There you go!
00:42:12And...
00:42:17this is for you.
00:42:19thank you this is for you thank you I had something for you how sweet there's
00:42:41a magnet on the back it'll stick to your refrigerator I need a calendar are you sure I can't ask you to
00:42:51save me some eggnog are you all set for Christmas have you got your turkey 12 pounds food fair
00:43:01gives them to you for free when you buy $50 worth of groceries oh I'll have to do that next time
00:43:08are you having your family over no not really you no no they're they're going skiing this year
00:43:19yeah sounds nice Colorado I think
00:43:22to kiss from one to 92
00:43:29Merry Christmas Bill
00:43:34you too Mrs. Sullivan
00:43:38oh let me do that
00:43:42Merry Christmas to you
00:43:51let me help you
00:44:17oh I'm I'm here for the interview I'm Shelly soon Pete oh yeah let me um let me get your bag
00:44:26just put it on the table are you sure I can put it away for you no that's all right okay
00:44:34so what do you have excuse me your affliction your why do you talk like that cerebral palsy
00:44:45oh how do you get that from birth the doctor squished my head with uh forceps it's not catching
00:44:58so what's the job just um shopping and deliveries and general assistance yeah
00:45:09you've got a bulb out you got an extra ball yeah under the sink oh okay
00:45:19so let's see um I go to Western okay students um don't smoke don't drink don't like it don't have a
00:45:33choice or Mormon and clearly I'm good with electronics so do I have the job
00:45:47so
00:45:49so
00:45:53so
00:45:59so
00:46:01so
00:46:07Hello?
00:46:14Yes?
00:46:37And the desert shall rejoice and blossom as the rose.
00:46:41It shall blossom abundantly and rejoice, even with joy and singing.
00:46:46The glory of Lebanon shall be given unto it, the excellency of Carmel and Sharon.
00:46:53And they shall see the glory of the Lord and the excellency of our God.
00:46:58Strengthen ye the weak hands and affirm the fear of us.
00:47:02Oh, beautiful Lord.
00:47:04Be strong. Fear not.
00:47:19All of our food and spices are 100% organic.
00:47:26But may I be completely candid with you?
00:47:31Cool.
00:47:33I think...
00:47:38I feel...
00:47:46I feel less.
00:47:51Are you alright?
00:47:54Our greatest value.
00:48:02I'm sorry.
00:48:05I'll come back another time.
00:48:08Is there something I can...
00:48:09No.
00:48:12I'm sorry.
00:48:13Can't you see?
00:48:15Can't you see?
00:48:20You're everything I hold for.
00:48:27Everything I need.
00:48:30You are so beautiful to me.
00:48:45You are so beautiful to me.
00:48:49I know that you are...
00:48:50The best way in the world is...
00:48:51I know that you're in love.
00:48:52You're so beautiful to me.
00:48:53I know that you are so beautiful.
00:48:54That's all you are.
00:48:56That's all you do.
00:48:57I like to have some room to find somewhere.
00:48:58Have a great day.
00:48:59Play today.
00:49:00I'm sorry.
00:49:01Oh, I can't say to you.
00:49:02Love yourself.
00:49:03No, I'll be too late.
00:49:07I can't speak to you.
00:49:08I don't get out of the way.
00:49:09I can't hear you.
00:49:11I don't get out of the way.
00:49:12You don't get out of the way.
00:49:13That's amazing.
00:49:15That was great. Can I take a shower here? I need to go to class right after.
00:49:20Sure.
00:49:20This is what I was talking to you about. They make them for the home. It's a personal computer.
00:49:28You can do everything on it. All the accounting, all the billing.
00:49:33I like my typewriter. It never breaks down.
00:49:38I finally finished that paper. What a bear.
00:49:41Good for you.
00:49:45On a nice birthday, please become a screamer. When the mess of wind's a dreamer, I can laugh it in the face.
00:49:59Christian, shout my way out and wrap yourself around me. Cause I ain't the way you found me.
00:50:07And I never feel the same. Oh yeah.
00:50:10We'll call you.
00:50:15Make a mad dream.
00:50:17Hi. Hey, how you doing? Where do you want these?
00:50:21Uh, over there.
00:50:23Okay.
00:50:24Come here, boy.
00:50:26Come here.
00:50:26Here you go, Bill.
00:50:28Thanks, man.
00:50:31Clifford.
00:50:32You, uh, you need anything else?
00:50:35Uh, yeah. Some of that dishwashing detergent and...
00:50:38Uh, we have dishwashing detergent.
00:50:40No, I used it up.
00:50:41Yeah, under the sink.
00:50:42Alan, I used it.
00:50:43If you fight, I'm gonna separate you.
00:50:45I'm gonna put you down for a four-pound box.
00:50:49Anything else to go?
00:50:50Uh, yeah. Those go into the van, too.
00:50:52Hi, Jerry.
00:50:54Hey, Bill.
00:50:54What did the doctor say?
00:51:03That's bizarre. It's some kind of cancer.
00:51:05Kaposi's sarcoma.
00:51:07Yeah, some skin cancer that only really old people are supposed to get.
00:51:10He'll be okay.
00:51:11He's young. He'll be fine.
00:51:13Ah, here's what we need.
00:51:15Shelly, take that catalog away from him.
00:51:18Alan, you love this stuff?
00:51:19No buying.
00:51:20No, he's right. You love this stuff.
00:51:22Those two are like an old married couple.
00:51:33They've been together forever.
00:51:35What do you mean?
00:51:36What do you mean?
00:51:39That's not right. That's a sin.
00:51:41If you can find somebody to love, I think that's a good thing.
00:51:45Well, we don't believe in it.
00:51:48God made all of it, Shelly.
00:51:50He doesn't make mistakes.
00:51:52How's Kimmy?
00:52:01Oh, she's doing good.
00:52:03She's good.
00:52:03Her father's got her this weekend.
00:52:06Listen, Bill, tell him to put a timer on his porch light.
00:52:10I chased some kids out of there.
00:52:12He just rattles around in that house.
00:52:13I don't know why he doesn't just sell it.
00:52:15Is he seeing anyone?
00:52:17Well, I'm sure I don't know.
00:52:20I think Rhonda's death was really hard on Bob.
00:52:24Yeah, well, we all take our knocks, don't we?
00:52:28Life goes on.
00:52:29What's with her?
00:52:37Well, it's kind of a long story, but...
00:52:41You see that tree?
00:52:51All right, I'll pick you up at a quarter, too.
00:52:53No!
00:52:53Will you stop?
00:52:54I'm going to be here at a quarter of eight, and you better be ready.
00:52:57I don't want you spending your money.
00:53:00I can't hear you.
00:53:03And I'm putting on a dress for your information.
00:53:11I think his parents are very...
00:53:19Oh, thank you.
00:53:22Oh, wait.
00:53:26Makes your wish come true.
00:53:29So make a wish.
00:53:37Yay!
00:53:37Come here, birthday boy.
00:53:41You know what?
00:53:46What?
00:53:47I'm really proud of you tonight.
00:53:48What?
00:53:49You haven't tried to sell laundry detergent to one person here.
00:53:53I was going to hit him up on the way out.
00:53:57Yeah.
00:54:04You're the best thing that's ever happened to me, Shelley.
00:54:09You know that?
00:54:11Hey.
00:54:17Hey.
00:54:18Don't get all mushy on me.
00:54:21Come on.
00:54:25Wait.
00:54:27Come on.
00:54:27Come on.
00:54:29No, no.
00:54:35No, no.
00:54:37No, no.
00:54:39Come on.
00:54:41Come on.
00:54:42Come on.
00:54:43One button, okay?
00:54:45Sitting here, keep on the horn.
00:54:48I'm waiting, waiting for some lover to come.
00:54:53Tired is not a thousand numbers, baby.
00:54:57I'm waiting, waiting for some home on the wall.
00:55:00I'm waiting for some hot stuff, baby, to see me.
00:55:04I need some hot stuff, baby, tonight.
00:55:08Joseph Sloan.
00:55:18Shelley Soonpeat.
00:55:27Stephen Squall.
00:55:32Stephen Squall.
00:55:48Took me six years, but I finally did it.
00:55:53I'm so proud of you.
00:55:55Oh, thank you.
00:55:58Where's...
00:55:58I wanted you to meet John.
00:56:00Who's John?
00:56:01Hey, Missy.
00:56:02Oh, we did it.
00:56:03Yeah.
00:56:04So listen, Mom and Dad are going to take you to the restaurant.
00:56:06Oh, whoa.
00:56:08Oh, I thought I lost you there.
00:56:10Hey.
00:56:12Oh, hi.
00:56:14Congratulations.
00:56:15Thanks.
00:56:16John, this is...
00:56:16Bill Porter, of course, the boss.
00:56:18It's great to finally meet you.
00:56:19It's nice to meet you, John.
00:56:22Two degrees.
00:56:23Isn't he annoying?
00:56:24Yeah.
00:56:27You know what?
00:56:28We should go.
00:56:30We're going to ride with John's dad, right?
00:56:32Yeah.
00:56:33Okay.
00:56:33And my folks will take you over.
00:56:35Okay.
00:56:36Okay.
00:56:37All right.
00:56:37Thanks for coming.
00:56:38We'll meet you at the restaurant.
00:56:38Okay.
00:56:39Bye.
00:56:39Bye.
00:56:40Bye.
00:56:40Bye.
00:56:40Bye.
00:56:40Bye.
00:56:40Bye.
00:56:40Bye.
00:56:40Bye.
00:56:40Bye.
00:56:42Bye.
00:56:42Bye.
00:56:42Bye.
00:56:42Bye.
00:56:44Bye.
00:56:44Bye.
00:56:44Bye.
00:56:45Bye.
00:56:46Bye.
00:56:47Bye.
00:56:48Bye.
00:56:49Bye.
00:56:50Bye.
00:56:59This is turning into a science project.
00:57:02I don't even know what that was.
00:57:05Has John decided which offer he's going to take?
00:57:09He's leaning towards Bendix.
00:57:11Where is they?
00:57:12Chicago.
00:57:14Chicago?
00:57:16I know.
00:57:16I can't even think about that.
00:57:19When?
00:57:20I don't know.
00:57:22What?
00:57:26The, the bee sticks.
00:57:28Get rid of that thing.
00:57:30We should get a computer.
00:57:31I can't afford a computer.
00:57:33Yes, you can.
00:57:35John can get one real cheap.
00:57:36We do everything on it.
00:57:38I don't like some.
00:57:40We have electricity and indoor plumbing now, Bill.
00:57:43And we should just toss that piece of...
00:57:46Hey, I did those already.
00:57:48What?
00:57:48The orders.
00:57:49I already did them.
00:57:50Here.
00:57:51Why?
00:57:52I had some time, so...
00:57:53I do the orders.
00:57:55I know that, but I just...
00:57:56I do the order forms.
00:57:58But it takes you so long.
00:58:00I just thought that...
00:58:00I don't want you to do them.
00:58:03All right.
00:58:04I have my own way.
00:58:06All right.
00:58:07I have to read them, so I have to write them.
00:58:13You're not helping me, Shelley.
00:58:15If you think you're helping me, you're not.
00:58:19I'm sorry.
00:58:20It's just I have a certain way.
00:58:23I'm not talking about the forms.
00:58:25Thanks very much.
00:58:53I appreciate it.
00:58:55Bill!
00:58:57Hey, Chuck, congratulations.
00:58:59Thanks.
00:59:00Thanks very much.
00:59:00Peter?
00:59:01Peter.
00:59:04I'd like you to meet Bill Porter.
00:59:05Peter Schaefer.
00:59:06Nice to meet you.
00:59:08Peter's taken over for me.
00:59:10Welcome to Watkins.
00:59:12We're gonna miss this guy.
00:59:14Hey, Porter.
00:59:17Excuse me.
00:59:21Geez, what's he do?
00:59:23He's a salesman.
00:59:24Seriously.
00:59:26I am serious.
00:59:27You see what happened to Frigidaire?
00:59:29He's a salesman.
00:59:30Kelvinator.
00:59:31For us?
00:59:31Yeah.
00:59:32Whose idea was that?
00:59:34Mine.
00:59:35Frigidaire.
00:59:36You're so...
00:59:37I am.
00:59:38I am.
00:59:38I am.
00:59:38I am.
00:59:38I am.
00:59:40You're about a year for 5,000 years.
00:59:46Congratulations, Chuck.
00:59:48Thanks, Tom.
00:59:49And thanks, everybody, for 43 great years.
00:59:56Yeah.
01:00:00And, Chuck, if you stay retired, I don't want to catch over at Fuller.
01:00:04Only if they pay me to fly fish.
01:00:06I said, they're tops like Bardot.
01:00:10Well, I mean, maybe not exactly, right?
01:00:13But our lips, you know?
01:00:14Thanks to the efforts of the men and women here in this room today.
01:00:16And she leans over the couch to smell the stuff.
01:00:19And there's one person we recognize as the top performer.
01:00:21And I'm staring at two of the most exquisite, perfectly shaped porcelain white ta-tas, huh?
01:00:27Salesman of the Year award goes to Bill Porter.
01:00:33Hey!
01:00:34It's you!
01:00:35You won!
01:00:36What?
01:00:37Salesman of the Year!
01:00:38Get up there!
01:00:40Come on up here, Bill.
01:00:51Congratulations.
01:01:02We are so proud to have you as a part of this company.
01:01:05This past year, Bill had sales of $42,460.
01:01:15Bill Porter, Salesman of the Year.
01:01:21I love being a salesman.
01:01:28My father was a salesman.
01:01:32I wish he could be here.
01:01:35And my mother, who taught me patience and persistence.
01:01:43And who would never let me be ashamed.
01:01:46I wish he could be here, Lillie.
01:01:58Take it to that house over there, okay?
01:02:26You got it?
01:02:26It's not too heavy.
01:02:27Wait, hold on.
01:02:28This is messed up.
01:02:30Bill, you labeled that wrong.
01:02:33I'm sorry.
01:02:34No, you've got Bob at 825L.
01:02:36That's Charlotte's.
01:02:37No, it's all right.
01:02:38So what do you want me to do with the box?
01:02:40Bob.
01:02:41Should I change the label?
01:02:43No.
01:02:44Bill.
01:02:44Could someone tell me where to take this box?
01:02:46Please take it to that house.
01:02:49Thank you, Michelle.
01:02:50Okay.
01:02:51Okay, fine.
01:02:53It's wrong, but fine.
01:02:54Okay.
01:02:58This must be yours.
01:03:26Go look up your dress wrong.
01:03:34I'll just be right here.
01:03:38Wait.
01:03:39It's just junk mail, but you might want it or whatever.
01:03:53You want me to take this in the house for you?
01:03:59Okay.
01:04:05Oh.
01:04:07I've got a wall there.
01:04:10This is better.
01:04:11Larry.
01:04:12Larry took that down.
01:04:13Should I see you get the barbecue sauce?
01:04:18Yeah.
01:04:20You tried the lemon garlic?
01:04:22No.
01:04:24Is it good?
01:04:26I don't know.
01:04:27Bill says it is.
01:04:28Wasted all of those years.
01:04:34Sit down there.
01:04:35Yes?
01:04:56I'm looking for Mrs. Sullivan.
01:04:58Are you a friend of hers?
01:05:00She's a customer.
01:05:02I'm with the Watkins company.
01:05:04I'm her daughter-in-law.
01:05:07Gladys passed away last week.
01:05:12I didn't know she was sick.
01:05:14I'm sorry.
01:05:16How did she die?
01:05:18It was an accident, some kind of reaction to the medication she was taking.
01:05:23It was vodka and sleeping pills.
01:05:25Frank, they don't know that.
01:05:27Are you Bill Parker?
01:05:30Bill Porter.
01:05:31Come here, I want to show you something.
01:05:34She talked about you.
01:05:40A lot.
01:05:43Every year at Christmas, no matter what else, we'd get.
01:05:46We'd get the Watkins spice collection, soup bases, the liniment.
01:05:53Dog biscuits.
01:06:02Dog biscuits.
01:06:16Damn dog died years ago.
01:06:23Excuse me.
01:06:23a lot of wine.
01:06:33God может.
01:06:35We'd get it a lot of money.
01:06:36We'd get it.
01:06:38We'd head to the LA,
01:06:38go.
01:06:40We've done god,
01:06:40there we'd get it.
01:06:40We don't.
01:06:41We'd get it.
01:06:41How can we get that?
01:06:42I bet it's good too.
01:06:42Hey, listen to yourself somebody else.
01:06:43Hey, Bill, what do you think?
01:06:57Very nice, Richard.
01:06:58Yeah, it was supposed to have been done months ago.
01:07:00You guys are up on two now.
01:07:02Okay.
01:07:03You got a card?
01:07:04You need a security card.
01:07:09Could you take your hat off, please, sir?
01:07:10You got to do it fast.
01:07:23Bingo!
01:07:24Have a good one.
01:07:38Pretty cool, huh?
01:07:39Oh, hello, Peter.
01:07:42What is this?
01:07:43This is all the 800 number.
01:07:45Makes this door-to-door guy look like dinosaurs.
01:07:49You know, each operator's selling $300 to $500 an hour.
01:07:52They're taking orders.
01:07:53They aren't selling.
01:07:55When you cash a check, George Washington looks the same.
01:07:57Mm-hmm.
01:07:59There's Clark.
01:08:00You know, a lot of the door-to-door guys are moving over.
01:08:04They've never done well on the phone.
01:08:07Women find my voice sexy, and I think it distracts them.
01:08:11Well, you're getting close to retirement anyway, aren't you?
01:08:14Not really.
01:08:16Where's the door-to-door office?
01:08:19Uh, I think it's down there.
01:08:21Oh, yeah.
01:08:31Is Rita here?
01:08:34Rita?
01:08:35Uh, I don't know Rita.
01:08:37She, she runs the door-to-door division.
01:08:41Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:08:42Uh, she's gone, I think.
01:08:45Well, who took her place?
01:08:48I don't know, man.
01:08:49I was just told to organize this stuff.
01:08:51I need product cards for the new catalog.
01:08:54Okay, cool.
01:08:55No problem.
01:08:59Now I have the new catalog.
01:09:02I need the product cards.
01:09:04Okay, you know what?
01:09:06I have no idea what that means.
01:09:07But they're probably here somewhere, so I'm just checking some of these boxes.
01:09:11I need the new catalog.
01:09:14So I saw that.
01:09:16When the 17 was at the top of the top, I'm looking in the mirror, see my full spot.
01:09:21I think you've gone too far, but you drive a faster car.
01:09:26And you said, you said, that's...
01:09:28I don't know.
01:09:58I don't know.
01:10:28I don't know.
01:10:29You guys are closed.
01:10:30Ready?
01:10:31So stupid.
01:10:35Okay.
01:10:36Okay, that's enough.
01:10:37You can have it.
01:10:38It's a present.
01:10:39Oh, yes.
01:10:40I'm sure Bill will cherish that always.
01:10:43Michelle, honey, will you take him to the lounge and get some juice out of the machine?
01:10:46You got some money?
01:10:47Bye, Bill.
01:10:48Bye.
01:10:49Bye.
01:10:50Bye-bye.
01:10:52So, they finally called us back.
01:10:55The insurance company.
01:10:56Yep.
01:10:57They won't budge.
01:10:58They're still maintaining that some of your condition was pre-existing.
01:11:00We can take them to arbitration.
01:11:01I don't know.
01:11:02They're digging up x-rays from 10 years ago or something.
01:11:05We've got to go after the bus company.
01:11:07No, no, no.
01:11:08With the deductible, they're only willing to cover 22,000 of this.
01:11:13John's right.
01:11:14We have to see.
01:11:15It was my fault.
01:11:16I was crossing the middle of the block.
01:11:19It doesn't matter.
01:11:20Bill, buses aren't supposed to hit people.
01:11:22It wasn't their fault.
01:11:23Pedestrians have the right of way.
01:11:25No.
01:11:26Okay, fine.
01:11:27Then you owe the hospital $18,000.
01:11:30Which account do you want me to take that out of?
01:11:34And it's not over.
01:11:35The insurance company's covering about half.
01:11:37You've still got physical therapy and home care.
01:11:40You're looking at $40,000 to $50,000.
01:11:42I'm going to sell the house.
01:11:46What?
01:11:47It's too big and it costs too much to keep up.
01:11:51Where are you going to go?
01:11:52Someplace smaller.
01:11:54Okay.
01:11:56I think we can settle with the bus company.
01:11:58No.
01:11:59Just for expenses.
01:12:01Out of court.
01:12:02I'm going to sell the house.
01:12:05It's the right thing to do.
01:12:09Very funny, Bill.
01:12:11Sorry.
01:12:25It's the equivalent of eight boxes.
01:12:30It's super concentrated.
01:12:33It comes out to about three cents a load.
01:12:36But may I be candid?
01:12:40It's our best value.
01:12:42Uh-huh.
01:12:45It's most effective when used with the Colorfast bleach and the fabric softener.
01:12:51They're designed to work together.
01:12:54Uh-huh.
01:12:56Is the fabric softener scented?
01:12:58I hate their scented.
01:12:59I hate their scented.
01:13:01I do, too.
01:13:03Ours is very mild.
01:13:06It's practically unscented.
01:13:08Ah.
01:13:12Okay, wait!
01:13:14Will you wait?
01:13:15If you fall and break your neck, I'm going to break your neck.
01:13:18It's good to be here.
01:13:19Yeah?
01:13:20Good.
01:13:21I'm glad.
01:13:22All right, let me take your coat.
01:13:24Okay.
01:13:25Look at that.
01:13:26You like it?
01:13:27Yeah.
01:13:28Good.
01:13:29Well, I figured that the couch would be your base of operation.
01:13:31But if you want it someplace different, just...
01:13:32No, no, it's good.
01:13:33Okay, good.
01:13:35I stocked you up.
01:13:36Are you hungry?
01:13:37I'm going to make some soup.
01:13:38No, no.
01:13:39You should get back to the kids.
01:13:41Oh, I'm hungry.
01:13:42I'm going to make myself some soup.
01:13:43Shelly?
01:13:44Yeah?
01:13:45I'm going to have to let you go.
01:13:46Go?
01:13:47Go where?
01:13:49I can't pay you.
01:13:50At least until I go back to work.
01:13:54I'm going to have to let you go.
01:13:55I'm going to have to let you go.
01:13:57I'm going to have to let you go.
01:13:58Go?
01:13:59Go where?
01:14:00I can't pay you.
01:14:02At least until I go back to work.
01:14:05They knew you were going to say that.
01:14:06Don't start with me, okay?
01:14:08I can get around.
01:14:09Oh, please.
01:14:11What?
01:14:12I have to go to the kitchen, go to the bathroom.
01:14:18Pretty much in that order.
01:14:20I'll reduce my hours.
01:14:21I just can't pay you.
01:14:22You don't have to.
01:14:23No.
01:14:24Bill.
01:14:25No.
01:14:25You're unbearable.
01:14:28All right, fine.
01:14:29I'm not your assistant.
01:14:30I'm your friend.
01:14:31And your friend is going to stop by every day to say hello.
01:14:37Now I'm going to make a friendly bowl of soup.
01:14:44Under the couch.
01:14:47What?
01:14:48Look under the couch.
01:14:59Initial here?
01:15:00Here?
01:15:01And sign here.
01:15:10Well, congratulations.
01:15:11The market's been so flat these days.
01:15:13I'm very happy you got your price.
01:15:14Why would a corporation want this house?
01:15:18Investment property.
01:15:19I think it's a tax thing.
01:15:21What's the name of the corporation?
01:15:24The name of it?
01:15:25Oh, oh.
01:15:25That's my fault.
01:15:26I got the name wrong.
01:15:26I'll fill that in later.
01:15:28Now, good news.
01:15:30I'll be the leasing agent on this house.
01:15:32Have you found a place yet?
01:15:33No.
01:15:34Well, I was thinking maybe you could lease this back.
01:15:38Just stay here.
01:15:39How much would the rent be?
01:15:42What would you feel comfortable with?
01:15:45See, I'm stupid.
01:15:58Do I think?
01:15:59I know you're stupid.
01:16:01I don't want charity.
01:16:03It's not charity.
01:16:04It's an investment.
01:16:05Then why didn't you tell me?
01:16:07Why?
01:16:07Why do you think?
01:16:09I am likely to let you buy my house.
01:16:12Well, it's too late because you signed the papers, so.
01:16:17Bill, wait.
01:16:19Wait, wait.
01:16:22You deceive me.
01:16:24You treat me like a child.
01:16:25I do not.
01:16:26I treat you like someone I care about.
01:16:28Someone who's important to me.
01:16:31You're part of my family.
01:16:33No, Shelly.
01:16:34You have a family.
01:16:36I hired you.
01:16:38And you treat me with disrespect.
01:16:41You treat me like a cripple.
01:16:44You are a cripple.
01:16:46An emotional cripple.
01:16:47Normal people help each other, Bill.
01:16:49You're so hung up on your independence.
01:16:52I don't need anybody.
01:16:54Yeah, like, that's normal?
01:16:55That doesn't make you normal, Bill.
01:16:57That makes you a freak.
01:17:00You don't want our help fine.
01:17:02Then be out of the house in 30 days.
01:17:12Do you want me to call you a cab?
01:17:16I'm calling you a cab.
01:17:19God.
01:17:20God.
01:17:20God.
01:17:20God.
01:17:32God.
01:17:51Whatever you want to do.
01:17:53That's great.
01:17:54All right.
01:17:55Good. Good. Yeah, I think that'll be possible.
01:17:59All right.
01:18:03Yeah, that's all right.
01:18:07I took the whole internet right at my fingertips.
01:18:11The news is breaking.
01:18:15I've got it now. I can stay a little closer to my family.
01:18:19You've got mail. America Online. Easy to use. Friendly menu.
01:18:23You finished, hon?
01:18:27Could be. Anything else?
01:18:31No, it's just a check.
01:18:35You a salesman? Yeah, I'm a dancer.
01:18:39You're a dancer? Yeah.
01:18:43I'm a dancer. Just show motion. Well, you go, boy.
01:18:47Good boy.
01:18:49Ha, ha, ha.
01:18:51Good boy.
01:18:53Hi.
01:18:57Good boy.
01:18:59Good boy.
01:19:01Good boy.
01:19:03I'm a dancer.
01:19:05What can I help you?
01:19:35Oh, hey. Hi. Hello.
01:20:01Sorry. I didn't know which apartment. You're Bill Porter, right?
01:20:04Yeah.
01:20:05Hi, I'm Joey Wallace, fourth on Daily News.
01:20:07Hi.
01:20:08Sorry, I scared you there. I guess we're even.
01:20:10How do you mean?
01:20:12Well, you scared me when I was a little kid, remember?
01:20:14Um...
01:20:15You had that hand puppet, Kyle Pyle.
01:20:17Wallace, three, six, two, chestnut.
01:20:21You've got an amazing memory. It's very impressive. May I...
01:20:24No, I have to go.
01:20:26Oh, okay. Well, I'll get right to the point then.
01:20:28I want to write a story about a door-to-door salesman.
01:20:31Uh, you know, last of a dying...
01:20:33Um...
01:20:34Last of a tradition.
01:20:35No.
01:20:36Well, it wouldn't necessarily have to be just about you.
01:20:38Thank you, but no.
01:20:40Take my card then.
01:20:41You'd change your mind.
01:20:43I guess this is where I'm supposed to plant my foot.
01:20:45Try to keep you from closing the door on me.
01:20:47No, don't do that. That never works.
01:20:49I have to go.
01:20:50You see, that's the kind of thing I thought we could talk about.
01:20:52I'd be so happy about it.
01:20:54Take the bed.
01:20:54Okay.
01:20:56Let's go.
01:21:00Stop.
01:21:02Oh, 200,000!
01:21:07Yeah, come on.
01:21:09Can I come in?
01:21:32Hmm, nice.
01:21:34I love what you've done with the place.
01:21:36Very funny, Shelley.
01:21:37What do you want?
01:21:39There were three boxes that were never delivered.
01:21:42What should I do with them?
01:21:44Can you deliver them for me?
01:21:46Oh. So you want me to help you?
01:21:48I'll pay you.
01:21:49Oh, I see.
01:21:52So that's how it works.
01:21:53Forget it. I'll take care of it myself.
01:21:55Oh, shut up.
01:21:57Of course I'll deliver the boxes.
01:21:58I'll take care of it, I said.
01:22:01Fine.
01:22:03Fine.
01:22:04They're in my car.
01:22:06I'll leave them by the front door.
01:22:07I'll leave them by the front door.
01:22:09So you quit your job, huh?
01:22:18You're a celebrity.
01:22:19I said no.
01:22:21I didn't want him to raise up.
01:22:22Listen, Bill, I've been thinking about, you know, the fight we had, and maybe I said some things that, you know, and then you go and quit your job, and I just thought that...
01:22:47No, no, no, no, no.
01:22:49We both said things.
01:22:54And the job...
01:22:55Um, it was time.
01:22:56What are you going to do?
01:22:57I'm going to take out kickboxing.
01:22:59It's a nice article.
01:23:01You should read it.
01:23:03I'm going to take out kickboxing.
01:23:13It's a nice article.
01:23:16You should read it.
01:23:17You should read it.
01:23:18I don't know.
01:23:48I never really took notice until he wasn't there anymore.
01:23:53This odd man with the funny walk and the briefcase and his hat set just so.
01:24:00One day he just stopped coming.
01:24:03Damn chillblings are killing me.
01:24:06Damn, it's so dry.
01:24:08I tried everything.
01:24:13He was a thread.
01:24:16An invisible thread in our neighborhood.
01:24:18Which tied us together.
01:24:23Bringing us news.
01:24:26Who died.
01:24:30Who moved away.
01:24:33Who just got married.
01:24:35He's a door-to-door salesman for the Watkins company.
01:24:46Who many considered unemployable.
01:24:48Mr. Porter, that was a wonderful article in the paper.
01:24:54I didn't want that.
01:24:59Is Peter in?
01:25:00Well, hi, Bill.
01:25:01That was a great article in the paper.
01:25:03I didn't want him to write that.
01:25:05Hey, Bill.
01:25:06How you doing?
01:25:07Can I talk to you?
01:25:08Well, I was just heading out.
01:25:09What's up?
01:25:10I want my territory back, Peter.
01:25:13Well, we've shut that department down, Bill.
01:25:15There is no more door-to-door.
01:25:16I don't need this department.
01:25:18All I need is...
01:25:19Bill, you did the right thing.
01:25:22You had an amazing run.
01:25:23It's over.
01:25:24Retire.
01:25:25Go fishing.
01:25:26Enjoy yourself.
01:25:27I don't want to go fishing.
01:25:29I want to work.
01:25:30Well, there must be something you can do.
01:25:32Have you checked with the employment office?
01:25:34Carla, I'm going to be gone until 2.30.
01:25:35If Stickley calls...
01:25:36Peter, don't run off.
01:25:38I need two minutes.
01:25:40Great seeing you, Bill.
01:25:41Best of luck to you.
01:25:44Wonderful piece in the paper, Bill.
01:25:48I'd like to put a copy of it in the shareholders' report.
01:25:50What piece in the paper?
01:26:20Bill?
01:26:26Bill?
01:26:28Bill?
01:26:31Bill Porter?
01:26:36Get off the bus.
01:26:38No.
01:26:38A salesman drives down a dark country road, completely lost.
01:26:53After a time, he runs out of gas.
01:26:57Luckily, there's a farmhouse just down the road.
01:27:02He goes to the farmhouse and knocks on the door.
01:27:05The farmer's wife comes to the door and says,
01:27:10Can I help you?
01:27:14Yes, he says.
01:27:16You can.
01:27:22I've run out of gas.
01:27:24And I've lost my weight.
01:27:26I'll bet you anything to try this.
01:27:32The food and cream you've been using has an alcohol base.
01:27:35And she says,
01:27:35You can spend the night.
01:27:38Put two of this on your fingers.
01:27:40Tell me if you wife wouldn't enjoy this.
01:27:42But I don't have a dollar.
01:27:47And you'll have a nice meal.
01:27:50Hold yourself.
01:27:51We don't have any farm animals.
01:27:58Hey, Bob, I'm going to bring you some good champs.
01:28:02Oh, that's fine, though.
01:28:03But no promises.
01:28:04And my husband and I are happily married.
01:28:07A beautiful day.
01:28:11Have a good one, Bill.
01:28:12The salesman looks around, confused.
01:28:21And then he turns back to the farmer's wife.
01:28:24And he says,
01:28:25Oh, gosh, I must be in the wrong joke.
01:28:29Oh, gosh, I must be in the wrong joke.
01:28:59Oh, gosh, I must be in the wrong jokes.
01:29:03Chi-国.
01:29:10Bye.
01:29:10Bye.
01:29:12Bye.
01:29:12Bye.
01:29:13Bye.
01:29:22Bye.
01:29:24Bye.
01:29:25Bye.
01:29:26Bye.
01:29:27Bye.
01:29:28Bye.
01:29:28Bye.
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