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Fates align as a moody non-believer meets the woman of his dreams and both of their groups of friends have to deal with the consequences.
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Stars: Marshall Ross,Kayla Katona,Owen Squire Smith
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Stars: Marshall Ross,Kayla Katona,Owen Squire Smith
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00:00I am amped about this party Friday night.
00:02I hear there's gonna be two bands.
00:03No shit. Time for some of the old electric show slide.
00:07Yeah.
00:09The electric fucking what?
00:12You gonna come, Tom?
00:13Hey, Tommy. You coming with us to next party Friday night?
00:17I don't know.
00:18He'll come.
00:18Fucking better.
00:20I wish somebody would tell me why I signed up for this 19th century late class.
00:25A lot of reading?
00:25Fuck yeah.
00:26What are you reading?
00:27I don't know. Moldy dick, for one.
00:31Moldy dick?
00:32Yeah, which is what I'm gonna have if I have to read the whole book.
00:35A moldy dick. No time for better things.
00:37Pig?
00:38Alright, what else?
00:39Lots of French shit.
00:42Less miserables.
00:43They miss what I have.
00:44But that's cool, because I can watch the movie.
00:46Angelina Jolie is hot.
00:48I'm pretty sure she's not in.
00:50She won an Oscar.
00:51That was Anne Hathaway, douche.
00:54Well, she's hot too.
00:54Then there's books by two Frenchies named Dumbass and Scrotum.
00:59Dumbass.
01:00Alexandre Dumas?
01:02Dumas.
01:02Looks like dumbass to me.
01:04You know, I'm 100% certain there's no French author named Scrotum.
01:08That's his name.
01:08Then what did he write?
01:10I don't know.
01:11Oh, wait.
01:12Cousin Buffy?
01:14Is it about vampires?
01:15Yeah.
01:16No.
01:17Cousin Bates.
01:18Oh, yeah.
01:18Honoré de Bolsac.
01:20That's what I said.
01:21Bolsac.
01:22You said Scrotum.
01:23Okay.
01:23Bolsac, Scrotum, same thing.
01:25Who names your kid Bolsac?
01:26Mr. and Mrs. Bolsac, I imagine.
01:30So, Tom.
01:32About Nick's party.
01:35Oh, I'm not sure if I'm really feeling it.
01:38Thomas, my friend.
01:39What is with you lately?
01:41I just don't really know who I am anymore.
01:43Oh.
01:44Oh.
01:45Oh.
01:46Kids in Crisis.
01:47Next right here on Fox.
01:48What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
01:49I don't know who I am.
01:53Christ's sake.
01:54That's what my roommate said yesterday when he told me he was gay.
01:57Sean's gay?
01:58Uh, oops.
02:00Yeah, he is.
02:02But I'm not supposed to tell anybody.
02:04So, keep your mouth strong.
02:06Okay.
02:07Look, Tom.
02:09If you're trying to tell us that you're gay, don't worry.
02:11Andy and I will still be your friends.
02:13Hey, listen.
02:13Hey, if he is gay, I'll phone him.
02:16Shut up, you pig.
02:17Hey, any port in a storm, as the sailor said to the cow?
02:21And the animal of the year award goes to...
02:24Andy Detweiler.
02:27Thank you, thank you, thank you.
02:28First and foremost, I would like to thank all the little people who made this gay part.
02:31You guys, I'm not gay.
02:33You're not?
02:34At least I don't think I am.
02:36So, what's this major malfunction all about?
02:38I told you, I don't know who I am anymore.
02:40Yeah, but what the fuck is that supposed to be?
02:43Look, okay, um...
02:45This morning, after class, I went to the bathroom.
02:48Hey, none of us was born solid.
02:50And I stopped and I looked at myself in the mirror.
02:53That face would freak anybody out.
02:54Andy, could you possibly, I mean, you know, hypothetically, keep your mouth shut for just one minute?
03:02Anyway, I got a good look at myself and I realized that I looked the same as I did when I was five.
03:07What the fuck?
03:09Dude, like the same combed hair and lost expression.
03:14And then there was this, like, flash of light that eclipsed the mirror.
03:20Dude, what the fuck were you smoking?
03:23Anyway, nothing much has changed.
03:26Just like I was there then.
03:28Like how, Tom?
03:29Like lost, immobilized, like, um, broke down car.
03:36Lost and immobilized?
03:37Huh.
03:38Sounds like my car.
03:40One more time.
03:42Shut the fuck up.
03:43Okay, okay.
03:44Jesus.
03:45I'm listening, I swear.
03:47It's like I'm getting through the day on minimal repairs.
03:50But then my only escape is sleeping.
03:54But then my dreams are like these grainy eight millimeter films.
04:00And with this, with like lurid fragments of color and emotion that just kind of like pop in.
04:07Damn, dude.
04:08Whatever you are smoking must be sweet.
04:10Shut the fuck up, Mike.
04:11I mean, for one thing, I can't get into studying this semester.
04:16Oh, joy the club.
04:18And I hate my major.
04:20So change it.
04:20Hell yeah.
04:21I've changed mine five times already.
04:23It's not that easy.
04:24Yeah, it is.
04:24You just go to an advisor.
04:26No, no, no.
04:26My dad has been telling everyone since I was a kid that I'm going to be a doctor.
04:29My dad's been telling everyone I'm going to go to jail.
04:32Look at me.
04:33Still plenty of time, Mike.
04:36I can't just quit now.
04:37It would hurt him.
04:38I mean, he's counting on it.
04:39It's your life, man.
04:41I don't even know what I want to do.
04:43There are only three things to do.
04:45Get drunk.
04:46Get stoned.
04:47Get laid.
04:48You forgot one.
04:49Get rich.
04:51Oh, yeah, that too.
04:52It's like I'm drowning in an ocean of uncertain...
04:58Jesus, Tommy.
04:59Get a fucking grip.
05:00Hating your major's not that bad.
05:02Look at me.
05:03I'm flunking math for the fourth time.
05:05I got a four point of math.
05:07Okay, only because you were boning the graduate assistant, dude.
05:10You think I'd use my dick to get a grade?
05:12All I know is that she looked like a duck's ass.
05:14Plus, you dropped her the minute you got your grade.
05:16You're just jealous that you didn't think of it.
05:19Oh, some of us have standards, fuckhead.
05:21Oh, you want to talk about standards?
05:23How about Sheila Montrose?
05:26Okay, wait a minute.
05:28Rewind.
05:29You know I was drunk that night.
05:31You must have been real drunk.
05:33I mean, Sheila Montrose?
05:36I mean, were you there that night?
05:38Yeah, yeah.
05:39Anyway, I told you never to mention Sheila Montrose.
05:43That's what you need, Tom, my lad.
05:45To get well and truly laid.
05:47Yeah.
05:48Hey, how did that date we set up for you work out?
05:50Yeah, with, um, Sophia?
05:53Now that chick's as brainy as you.
05:55Yeah, we didn't really have much to talk about.
05:57Talk?
05:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:02You were supposed to bone her.
06:04I mean, we just kind of sat around and watched old episodes of the X-Files.
06:07Oh, I love that show.
06:09Damn, dude.
06:10No wonder you're depressed.
06:12Have you guys seen the episode where Scully gets kissed by a zombie?
06:15Anyway, I don't really think that having a girl is going to tell me who I am.
06:19Maybe not, but it'll sure help you to get your mind off things.
06:23Yeah, so would a few hits, bro.
06:25Hey, let's go to my place and get hammered.
06:26No, I gotta go to the library.
06:28Dude, you read way too much.
06:29No, I gotta study.
06:31Well, get high first.
06:32You can't study when you're high.
06:34I always get high before I do my math homework.
06:37I rest my case.
06:38Hey guys, uh, wait a minute.
06:40Uh, you guys want to hear a real problem?
06:44Uh-oh.
06:44Busted condom time.
06:46My mom's been sleeping with somebody who's only two years older than me.
06:50No shit.
06:50No way.
06:51Fuck, man.
06:52I mean, how do you think that makes me feel?
06:54Your mom's a fox, bro.
06:55Shut up, Andy.
06:56I wouldn't mind boning myself.
07:00That's it, Tommy.
07:01You need to go to the library.
07:03I'm going to take Andy out in an alley and beat the crap out of him.
07:05Yeah, shut up.
07:07Hey, don't let it get you down, man.
07:09Yeah, and, you know, if you need anything, Andy and I will be here.
07:13Thanks, guys.
07:13I really appreciate it.
07:15Yeah.
07:16Yeah, we love you, man.
07:18Oh, okay.
07:19And don't forget about Nick's party.
07:21Yeah, sure.
07:24So, you boning Sean or what?
07:29Hey!
07:39Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
08:09I don't know.
08:39Do you believe in fate?
08:43Excuse me?
08:44I asked if you believe in fate.
08:47No, not really.
08:50Are you afraid of the dark?
08:52What?
08:53Look, I don't have time for a poll.
08:55I gotta study.
08:57Well, are you?
08:59Afraid of the dark?
09:00Yeah.
09:01Um, no.
09:03Could you, like, go?
09:06I'm Madeline.
09:09Hi.
09:10What's your name?
09:13Tom.
09:14Um, look, I really gotta...
09:15You're a Virgo.
09:18What?
09:19When's your birthday?
09:20August 24th.
09:22See, you're a Virgo.
09:23What did I tell you?
09:25How'd you know that?
09:27Well, easy.
09:28Uh, Virgos always pretend that they don't believe in fate
09:30and they're not afraid of the dark.
09:31Well, okay, I happen to not be pretending.
09:35We'll see.
09:39Do you want to go grab a coffee?
09:42Like I said, I gotta study.
09:45Well, you weren't studying when I sat down.
09:48Well, I was thinking.
09:50Coffee helps you think.
09:51Uh, I don't know.
09:59Okay.
10:00Yeah.
10:00Sure.
10:01Where to?
10:02Follow me.
10:06Wait, isn't that your stuff?
10:08Uh, you...
10:11Nope.
10:13I just, um...
10:14Just kind of found it there.
10:18Okay.
10:18Okay.
10:21You Virgos are so interesting.
10:39How so?
10:41Well, for instance, you always imagine you know yourself so well,
10:44but then you keep getting lost all the time.
10:47Lost?
10:49Yeah.
10:49When I walked by you in the library, I thought you looked lost.
10:53Oh, no.
10:54I was, um...
10:55I was just...
10:56Thinking?
10:57I know.
11:00Have you had any strange dreams lately?
11:03No.
11:04I don't really dream all that much.
11:06Dreams are so important.
11:08I mean, they're just dreams.
11:10No, especially to Virgos.
11:12Okay.
11:13Look, Madeline,
11:14I don't really believe in any of this astrology stuff.
11:18Yeah, I can tell that.
11:20I mean, it's just a load of crap.
11:23Someday I'll cast your horoscope.
11:26It's a waste of time.
11:27Has anyone ever read the tarot for you?
11:29No.
11:30You know, I did do a Ouija board once, though.
11:35It was a joke.
11:37It was just a joke.
11:38Hey, I have an idea.
11:40Why don't you come on over to my place,
11:42and I'll read the tarot for you?
11:44Why?
11:44I don't believe in any of it.
11:46I know, but come on.
11:48It'll be fun.
11:51Come on.
11:55All right.
11:56I suppose it couldn't hurt.
11:58But I warn you,
11:59I don't believe in sex on the first date.
12:02Oh, I mean,
12:04neither do I.
12:05Look, it's not that I'm not attracted to you.
12:07You do have a cute butt.
12:11So do you.
12:12Hey, what's the matter?
12:17I hate when you guys talk dirty to me.
12:20No, that wasn't,
12:22that wasn't supposed to be dirty.
12:23You just, I was,
12:25you, you had...
12:25I'll forgive you because you're cute.
12:28But remember,
12:29keep your hands to yourself.
12:42Here, shuffle these.
13:02Shh.
13:02You have to concentrate.
13:06And now, cut them three times.
13:08This one is you.
13:23Why this one?
13:25I'm a dark-haired boy
13:27with spiritual depths.
13:29And that's me?
13:31Yes, but
13:32you might not know it yet.
13:33I don't know.
13:38He looks
13:38kind of like a wuss.
13:48These represent
13:49your past.
13:51Oh, I see.
13:53A
13:53fair-haired man
13:55strict
13:57and unyielding.
13:59My dad.
14:00This one says
14:02that
14:02you've tried
14:03a whole bunch of things
14:04and none of them
14:05have really worked out.
14:07You're totally absorbed
14:09in your own ego
14:10and
14:11can't see
14:11the spiritual side of things.
14:13See, what did I tell you?
14:14Virgo.
14:15Come on,
14:15they're just cards.
14:17And
14:18you've been
14:19desperately lonely.
14:22Alright, listen,
14:23I have
14:23a lot of friends.
14:25I'm just
14:25telling you
14:26what the cards say.
14:28Lonely.
14:28Well, desperately lonely.
14:37These show
14:38your present.
14:39Let me guess.
14:41More misery.
14:43Well,
14:44you're
14:45disenchanted
14:46with life
14:47and you
14:48don't know
14:48which way to turn.
14:51You can't
14:52make a decision
14:52and
14:53the dreams
14:55that could
14:55show you the way
14:56are lurid
14:57and fragmentary.
14:59Lurid
14:59and fragmentary?
15:03I guess
15:04this is starting
15:04to make a little bit of sense.
15:06Well,
15:06it should.
15:07You know,
15:08I'd say
15:08you seem pretty lost.
15:11Lost, huh?
15:12Yeah,
15:12or
15:13broken down.
15:15Like a car.
15:16Exactly.
15:17Or
15:17like you're
15:19drowning.
15:19All right,
15:20listen,
15:20Madeline,
15:20this has been
15:21a lot of fun,
15:22but I gotta get out of here.
15:23Well,
15:23don't you want to see
15:23what they say
15:24about your future?
15:26You know,
15:27I can imagine
15:28what you've dreamt
15:28up for me.
15:29Okay,
15:30well,
15:31I'll set these aside
15:32for now
15:32and you can
15:33look at them
15:33some other time.
15:35I really don't think
15:36there's gonna be
15:36another time.
15:38Hey,
15:40aren't you gonna
15:40kiss me goodbye
15:41or anything?
15:43Well,
15:44I can,
15:46if you want.
15:55I thought you
15:56didn't believe
15:56in sex
15:56on the first date.
15:57I don't,
15:59but I do believe
15:59in fate.
16:08What are you
16:09thinking about?
16:11Just working out
16:12how all this
16:12happened.
16:14Now,
16:15do you believe
16:15in fate?
16:17Yeah,
16:17sure.
16:19And fate's
16:20name is Mike.
16:22Or Andy.
16:23Or both.
16:36Damn it,
16:37Jeannie,
16:37I wish you'd stop.
16:39You're making me tired.
16:40six,
16:41seven,
16:44eight.
16:47I need to get
16:49in shape.
16:50What for?
16:52Guys like girls
16:53who have flat stomachs.
16:55What happened
16:56to Roger?
16:57Maddie,
16:58where have you been?
16:59Roger and I
17:00broke up
17:00two weeks ago.
17:02I'm sorry,
17:03what happened?
17:04He just wasn't
17:05right for me.
17:06Loser.
17:07I mean,
17:08he was pretty good
17:09in bed if
17:10straight banging
17:11is your idea
17:11of all there is,
17:12but
17:13that boy's
17:15dumb as a post.
17:16You sure do
17:16know how to
17:17choose them,
17:17sweetie.
17:18I thought he was
17:19cute.
17:19He is cute.
17:20I'll give him that.
17:21They're all cute,
17:22Jeannie,
17:23but don't you ever
17:23talk to them
17:24before you hook up
17:24with them?
17:25What are you
17:26trying to say,
17:26Carol?
17:27Well,
17:27in the last
17:2812 months,
17:29there's been,
17:30let's see,
17:31Kevin,
17:32then Jason,
17:34then Manuel,
17:34then Roger,
17:36did I leave
17:37anyone out?
17:38Marty.
17:39Oh my god,
17:41Marty.
17:42How did I forget
17:43Marty?
17:44Oh,
17:44I liked Marty.
17:46He's a Libra.
17:47Maddie,
17:48get a grip.
17:49Libra or not,
17:49that boy was a
17:50total tool.
17:51Anyway,
17:52Jeannie,
17:52there weren't enough
17:53brains among a lot
17:54of them to power
17:54a 40 volt bulb.
17:56I know.
17:57You'd have better
17:57luck screwing it
17:58into a potato.
18:00Brains aren't
18:01everything.
18:02Neither are
18:02penises,
18:03for Christ's sake.
18:05Sure are fun
18:06to play with,
18:06though.
18:08Slut!
18:09That's a nice thing
18:10to call your best
18:11friend.
18:12Why can't you be
18:12more like Maddie
18:13and me?
18:13We get along
18:14very well without
18:15guys.
18:15Don't we,
18:16Maddie?
18:17Oh,
18:17come on.
18:18So you're telling
18:19me that if a guy
18:20walked in here
18:21right now and
18:21offered you his
18:22bod,
18:22you would turn
18:22him down?
18:24Probably.
18:25But in any case,
18:26I'd sure as hell
18:27talk to him first.
18:28Otherwise,
18:28you end up afterwards
18:29wondering how to
18:30get him out of
18:30here.
18:31What about you,
18:32Maddie?
18:34What is that
18:35smile all about?
18:37Whose knitting is this?
18:39My roommates.
18:40Where is she?
18:42At work as usual.
18:43That girl works
18:44way too much.
18:45Now,
18:45come on,
18:46Maddie.
18:46What is that
18:46smile all about?
18:47Maddie?
18:50I met a boy.
18:52You didn't.
18:53Who?
18:54His name is Tom.
18:55He's a burgo.
18:57He's quite smart,
18:59mega cute,
19:00and really sweet.
19:02Way to go,
19:03girl!
19:04So,
19:05where and how did
19:06you meet him?
19:07At the library.
19:08Because that's what
19:09the library's for.
19:10So what happened?
19:12Just,
19:13you know,
19:14fate.
19:15So how was your
19:21Thanksgiving?
19:24Terrible.
19:25How come?
19:26She had that guy there.
19:27Damn,
19:28the one that's boning her.
19:29What's he like?
19:29Yeah,
19:30is he nice?
19:31No,
19:31he's not nice.
19:32He's a fucking asshole.
19:33I woke up in the middle of the night,
19:35and you're not gonna believe this.
19:36I could hear them doing it
19:37from the other end of the house.
19:38Wow,
19:39no kidding.
19:40I had to get up
19:40and go for a drive.
19:42Your mom's a screamer,
19:43hey?
19:43I knew it!
19:44Andy,
19:45I swear to God
19:45I'm gonna fucking kill you.
19:46You know,
19:47Colette started having an affair
19:49with her stepson
19:50when she was 49
19:51and he was only 16.
19:53Colette who?
19:54The famous French writer.
19:56Well,
19:56listen,
19:56asshole,
19:57my mom isn't French
19:58and she can't write for shit.
19:59Wait,
20:00so you'd rather
20:00she didn't have sex at all?
20:01Well,
20:02yeah,
20:03I mean,
20:03she's 42 years old
20:05for Christ's sake.
20:06It's time to take up knitting.
20:07You gonna give it up
20:08when you're 42?
20:09Shit,
20:09dude.
20:10It's different for guys.
20:11Oh,
20:11yeah,
20:11right,
20:12I forgot.
20:13Hamlet.
20:14What?
20:16Hamlet told his mother
20:17that she was too old
20:18for sex.
20:19Jesus,
20:20Tom,
20:20you've been reading again,
20:21haven't you?
20:22Yeah,
20:23always read.
20:24Well,
20:24Hamlet was right,
20:25or at least
20:26Mom could have found
20:27some divorced guy
20:28her own age.
20:29Shit,
20:29don't worry about it,
20:30Mike,
20:30she'll get over him.
20:31I hope so,
20:31man.
20:32And when she does,
20:33tell her I'm available.
20:34I'm gonna fucking kill you.
20:36What?
20:39Hey,
20:39guys,
20:40I,
20:40um,
20:41I just want,
20:41I wanted to thank you.
20:42For what?
20:44I mean,
20:44you bastards,
20:45you set me up so good.
20:47What the fuck
20:48are you talking about?
20:49I mean,
20:50you must have been
20:50on the phone
20:51the second I left.
20:52On the phone to who?
20:54Madeline.
20:55Who?
20:56Stop acting dumb.
20:57It's the girl
20:57that you guys
20:58set me up with
20:59that night
21:00and told her
21:00everything I said to you.
21:03I don't get it.
21:05I really thought
21:06I could trust you guys
21:07with my problems.
21:07Listen, dude.
21:08Wait a minute,
21:08let me get this straight.
21:09How would you like it
21:10if I went and told
21:11the world about your mom?
21:13Whoa,
21:13hold on,
21:13back the truck up.
21:15You met some girl?
21:16As if you didn't know.
21:18Did you bone her?
21:19I'm sure she filled you
21:20in a row with details.
21:23You did bone her.
21:25Way to go, dude.
21:26Fucking awesome, Tommy.
21:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:29Okay, so Maddie's spill.
21:31Did you fuck him?
21:33Yes.
21:34Oh my gosh.
21:36You are such a trollop.
21:38On the first date?
21:39Yes, I wasn't going to,
21:41but he kind of
21:42swept me off my feet.
21:44Oh, please.
21:45He just wouldn't
21:46take no for an answer.
21:47So did he spend the night?
21:48Yes.
21:49And how many times
21:50did you do it?
21:50For Christ's sake, Jeannie,
21:51you don't need to know that.
21:53No, I want to know.
21:54I always tell you girls.
21:56Four.
21:57Four?
21:58The last one of mine
21:59who could knock off
21:59a four spot
22:00was Simon back in high school.
22:02Simon Pettigrew?
22:03Yeah.
22:04Jesus.
22:05That boy was so anemic looking,
22:07I always thought
22:08tying his own shoe
22:08would wear him out.
22:09No, he was a real sex machine.
22:11But a raging dork.
22:13But a raging dork,
22:15unfortunately.
22:16I hope this Tom
22:17isn't a dork, Maddie.
22:18No, he's not.
22:19So how big is he?
22:21About six foot, I think.
22:23No, not his height.
22:24His dick.
22:26How big is Mr. Chubby?
22:27Jeannie!
22:28Look, guys,
22:29I appreciate the help,
22:31I guess,
22:31but I would really rather
22:32find a girl on my own.
22:34So you think we set you up
22:34with this girl?
22:35I know you did.
22:36Do you know what the fuck
22:37he's talking about?
22:38I mean, you had to.
22:39She knew everything about me.
22:41There was a Madeline
22:42in our PE class.
22:43Wait, was she the one
22:44with the pigtails
22:45and like the huge pumps on her?
22:45Would you guys stop
22:46fucking with me?
22:48Tom,
22:49we're not fucking with you.
22:50We wouldn't do that
22:51unless, of course,
22:52you want us to.
22:53You do have a cute butt.
22:54I admit that you had me going
22:56for a little bit,
22:57but the second she started
22:58quoting me,
22:59word for word,
23:01I caught on pretty quick.
23:02Listen, Tom,
23:03I swear me and Andy
23:05have nothing to do
23:06with any Madeline.
23:07On a stack of Bibles.
23:08That high.
23:09You guys are such con artists.
23:10I gotta go.
23:11Hey, Tommy Boy,
23:11don't be mad at us.
23:12Yeah, no shit.
23:13We're your best friends, man.
23:14Fuck off.
23:16You know,
23:17you guys will be happy to know
23:18to switch my major
23:19from physiology to English.
23:21Way to go, dude.
23:22Good for you, man.
23:23Hey, first times,
23:24always the artist.
23:24Hey, next time you see Madeline,
23:26tell her the Oscars in the mail.
23:30What the hell is that about?
23:32So,
23:32when are you seeing him again?
23:34I'm not sure.
23:36You didn't make another date?
23:37No.
23:38Damn it.
23:39Girl,
23:39how did you describe him?
23:41Sweet,
23:42smart,
23:44funny,
23:45big dick,
23:46four times a night.
23:48Why is he not handcuffed
23:49to your bed right now?
23:50Don't worry.
23:50Fate has him handcuffed.
23:52Oh, good Christ.
24:02Roger keeps texting me.
24:07Oh my God.
24:09Stalker.
24:10No, it's kind of sweet.
24:12He sends me dirty stuff.
24:14Genie!
24:15And he sent me a nude last night.
24:16You're not going to take him back,
24:18are you?
24:19Well,
24:20maybe for one night.
24:23Boo!
24:24I'd like to kill that bastard.
24:27He didn't hurt you,
24:28did he?
24:29No,
24:29I guess not.
24:31I wonder who he is.
24:35Maddie,
24:35what's wrong?
24:38Why do you have to go in this building?
24:41Why?
24:44I'm not sure.
24:45I just have to go in there.
24:48Want us to come with you?
24:49No,
24:50that's all right.
25:05How did you find me?
25:22The Virgo vibes?
25:24What's that?
25:25How?
25:25The Virgo vibes.
25:27I just followed them
25:28and they led me straight to you.
25:30That is crazy.
25:32What are you doing?
25:33I'm hiding from you.
25:35Really?
25:36Why?
25:37I guess not really.
25:39I'm just going to hide them from myself.
25:41Oh,
25:41well,
25:41that's what Virgos do best.
25:43Yeah,
25:43I suppose so.
25:46It's great to see you again.
25:48Do you want to go do something?
25:51Yeah,
25:52sure.
25:54I have to warn you,
25:55though,
25:56I do believe in sex
25:58on the second date.
25:59You know,
26:00that is such an awesome coincidence
26:02because so do I.
26:03Oh,
26:03good.
26:05I like your tattoo.
26:23You should get one.
26:26Yeah,
26:26maybe I will.
26:26We should get your ears pierced.
26:29Oh,
26:30okay,
26:30my dad will throw a fit.
26:32Oh,
26:32Mr. Stern and Unyielding.
26:34Very same.
26:35He's so pissed at me
26:36for changing my major.
26:38Well,
26:38if he's already mad,
26:39then why not go all the way?
26:42Oh,
26:43now that
26:44sounds like a good idea.
26:46What?
26:47Going all the way?
26:48Again?
26:49Mm-hmm.
26:50That one
26:51would look great
26:52on you.
26:53Oh,
26:53jeez,
26:54Madeline,
26:54I don't know.
26:55No,
26:55I'm going to go see
26:55how much it costs.
26:56Wait.
26:57Okay.
27:09Hey,
27:10Tom.
27:10Oh,
27:10hey,
27:11Sean.
27:12Hey.
27:13How's it going?
27:14It's going pretty good.
27:15Sean?
27:15Mattie,
27:17I know what's on the internet.
27:18Hi.
27:20Damn,
27:20where have you been?
27:21Oh,
27:22I know.
27:22I've missed you so much.
27:24Have you met Tom?
27:25Um,
27:26yeah.
27:26Tom,
27:26I've known each other
27:26for a while now.
27:27Yeah.
27:29Well,
27:30I've got to run.
27:30Call me.
27:31I will.
27:32I promise.
27:35Hey,
27:36Maddie,
27:36I think the horoscope
27:37you cast for me
27:38is just about to come true.
27:39Oh,
27:40well,
27:40have I ever been wrong?
27:44How long have you known Sean?
27:45$85.
27:46What?
27:47That's how much the tattoo cost.
27:51Oh,
27:51uh,
27:52that's a lot.
27:54Uh,
27:54since my freshman year.
27:55What?
27:57I've known Sean
27:58since my freshman year.
27:59Oh,
28:00um,
28:01well,
28:01you know,
28:01he's actually Mike's roommate.
28:03Is he?
28:04Yeah.
28:10So,
28:11Madeline,
28:12hmm.
28:15How long have you known
28:16Mike and Andy for anyway?
28:18Who?
28:20You know.
28:23Mike
28:23and Andy.
28:26What are their star signs?
28:29What does that got to do
28:30with anything?
28:31I don't want to know.
28:32I don't want to know.
28:33I don't want to know.
28:33Okay,
28:34um,
28:36Mike's like,
28:37uh,
28:38May 25th,
28:39I think,
28:40or 26th,
28:41and then
28:41Andy was sometime
28:43in late July.
28:44Gemini
28:46and Leo.
28:48That's perfect.
28:49Perfect for what?
28:50They're the best friends
28:52a Virgo can have.
28:55Yeah,
28:56they are good friends.
28:58Best friends.
29:00You're lucky to have them.
29:03I'm still pissed at them,
29:04though.
29:06Be good to them.
29:08They're just
29:08pawns of fate,
29:09like you and me.
29:12Yeah,
29:13whatever.
29:14I don't know, bro.
29:19Maybe I should leave
29:20the Christmas lights up.
29:22I sort of dig them.
29:22What do you think?
29:24Yeah,
29:24they are pretty cool.
29:26Tell you what, man,
29:27I'm all about Christmas.
29:28Yeah?
29:29Did you get anything good this year?
29:30Fuck yeah.
29:31My old man was so
29:32shit-faced pleased
29:33that I passed, man.
29:34He gave me a thousand bucks.
29:36Cool.
29:37Guess that means
29:37you're buying a beer
29:38this semester.
29:39And your dreams,
29:40fuckface.
29:42I had a pretty good
29:43Christmas, too.
29:43Thanks for asking.
29:44Yeah?
29:45Yeah.
29:46Me and Daryl
29:47spent some time together.
29:48Daryl?
29:49Yeah, you know.
29:51My mom's boyfriend.
29:52You hung out with him?
29:54Yeah, he's actually
29:54pretty cool.
29:57Ain't he still
29:57boning the moms?
29:58Yeah, but
29:59I kind of feel
30:01sorry for the guy now.
30:02Geez, dude,
30:03what's gotten into you?
30:04Before Christmas,
30:05you were ready to cut off
30:06his balls and feed him
30:07to your goldfish.
30:08Yeah, but
30:08you know what?
30:10I think he really
30:10loves my mom.
30:11She is a cougar.
30:14Hell, I even think
30:14he wants to marry her.
30:16But she won't.
30:18Why not?
30:18She says she's too old
30:19for him.
30:20Oh, well, you know,
30:21Colette, the famous
30:22French writer,
30:23she started doing the
30:24nasty with her grandson
30:25when she was 102
30:27and he was only 13.
30:28I mean,
30:29if they love each other,
30:31what's the difference?
30:33Damn, dude,
30:33what's gotten into you?
30:39Good wine.
30:40Yeah, it's not bad, is it?
30:42More, please.
30:45I thought Sheila
30:45was supposed to be here.
30:47She was supposed to,
30:48but she got called
30:48into work at the last minute.
30:49I haven't seen her in ages.
30:52So,
30:53what did Tom get you
30:54for Christmas?
30:55This.
30:57Ooh,
30:57very nice.
30:59Is that Amber?
31:00Yep.
31:01Sweet.
31:02What did you get him?
31:03I paid to half his ears.
31:05Pierstain bought him earrings.
31:07Damn,
31:07you are making that boy over.
31:09Well, I'm trying.
31:11Oh,
31:12that must be Jeannie.
31:18Damn,
31:19it is cold out.
31:20Well, come on in.
31:22Come on, Roger, sweetie.
31:23I'm supposed to be
31:24meeting my sister.
31:25You can have one glass of wine,
31:26can't you?
31:28Yeah,
31:29okay,
31:29but only one.
31:30Sometimes she smells my breath
31:31to see if I've been drinking.
31:34Oh, hi, Jeannie.
31:35How was your Christmas?
31:37Oh,
31:38hi, Roger.
31:39How you doing?
31:40Oh, my Christmas was great.
31:44Roger and I just sort of
31:45hold up here.
31:46Yeah.
31:48This wine was pretty cheap,
31:49but it's not bad.
31:50Me and Jeannie had some good wine last night.
31:52It was Romanian.
31:55Romanian, sweetie.
31:57Yeah,
31:58well,
31:59it was one of those
32:00African countries.
32:02Yeah.
32:03Yeah,
32:04one of those African countries
32:05like Bulgaria and Albania.
32:08Yeah.
32:10Anyways,
32:11here's to four-timers.
32:13Jeannie,
32:14you slut.
32:16I don't get it.
32:17What's so funny?
32:18Oh,
32:19just girl stuff, sweetie.
32:20Hey,
32:20why don't you drink your drink
32:21and then go see your sister?
32:23Okay.
32:23See you later, sweetie.
32:34Still don't get what's so funny.
32:36Bye, Roger.
32:38Nice to see you, Roger.
32:41That boy is still dumb as a post.
32:43True.
32:45But you should see him
32:46with his clothes off.
32:47Yuck.
32:48I thought you broke up with him.
32:50I took him back.
32:51I told him that if he could do it
32:52four times a night like Tom,
32:53then he could stay.
32:54You didn't.
32:55It worked like a charm.
32:56I got that male ego thing going.
32:59I don't know, Jeannie.
33:00He looks pretty exhausted to me.
33:03Yeah.
33:04Poor guy.
33:06Maybe I should give him a night off?
33:08Not!
33:09I just want to know
33:10what the hell you guys talk about
33:12in between.
33:13Oh.
33:14Um,
33:15how good it was,
33:16when we're going to do it again.
33:21Fascinating.
33:22So, Maddie,
33:23how are things going with Tom?
33:25Wonderfully.
33:26Look what he gave her for Christmas.
33:29Oh, sweet.
33:30What did you get for him?
33:32Earrings.
33:32No kidding.
33:33He looks really cute in them.
33:35So how is he holding up?
33:37What?
33:38Still doing it four times a night?
33:40Sometimes less.
33:42But usually more.
33:44More?
33:45Good lord.
33:47Poor Roger.
33:48So what is he up to today?
33:50Uh, he went to make up with Mike and Andy.
33:52How anybody could be friends with that Andy
33:54is beyond me.
33:56You see any of the old gang
33:57while you're back home?
33:58Marianne.
33:59You know, she got married to the Fenster.
34:00Yeah.
34:01Rebound.
34:02She's pregnant.
34:03It looks like a giant bowling ball.
34:05Oh, fuck.
34:06Hey, and I went to see your grandma.
34:08Hmm, yeah, she told me.
34:09That was nice of you, Andy.
34:10Hey, I dig your grandma, man.
34:12Besides, she makes the best Christmas cookies
34:14in all of West Branch.
34:15Yeah.
34:16She brought a bunch down
34:17when she came over to my mom's place.
34:19What did she think about Daryl?
34:20She's pretty cool about it.
34:23Who the fuck could that be?
34:25Come on in.
34:27Hey, guys.
34:28Hello.
34:28Tommy.
34:29Here I am.
34:30Where the hell you been?
34:31Still mad at us?
34:32No, I actually came by to apologize
34:34for being such a dick.
34:36And I got a present.
34:38Whoa, look at this.
34:41Now this is the good stuff.
34:43Way too good for the likes of you.
34:45Says the guy who drinks rubbing alcohol.
34:48I mix it with tomato juice.
34:49I remember.
34:51So, Tom, what's with the present?
34:53I wanted to apologize
34:54and to thank you for being my best friends.
34:57Aw.
34:58Damn, dude, we don't even like you.
35:00Don't tell them that now, dickhead.
35:01Might take this back.
35:03No, I mean it.
35:04You guys have really helped me.
35:06Whoa, hold on.
35:07Are those earrings I see?
35:09Oh, yeah.
35:09Let me see.
35:10What, you decide you're gay or what?
35:12Shut up, Andy.
35:13No, Madeline, she thought that, um...
35:15Madeline?
35:16You're still with her?
35:17Oh, sure am.
35:18Yeah, she thought I'd look good in earrings,
35:20so she got me these for Christmas.
35:21Hold on a minute.
35:22Is this the same chick you thought we set you up with?
35:24Yeah, but, I mean, it's cool now.
35:26She is wonderful.
35:27What do your folks think about her?
35:29Oh, my dad went postal.
35:30He kicked me out of the house.
35:31No kidding.
35:32Yeah, and I didn't even show him the tattoos.
35:34Wait, tattoos?
35:34You got tattoos?
35:36Let me see.
35:36No, no, they're just tattoos.
35:38Show him tell time.
35:39Yeah, I can't.
35:42Whoa, those are way cool.
35:44Jesus, didn't it hurt?
35:45Oh, like a son of a bitch.
35:47Why'd you do it?
35:47I don't know.
35:50Well, Madeline had some, and I just wanted to make a statement.
35:54Pretty radical statement.
35:56I never figured you for a tattoo guy, Tommy.
35:57I have changed, Andy.
36:00You got any more?
36:01Yeah, but I'm not showing it.
36:02Whoa, you got the Statue of Liberty tattooed on your dick or something?
36:05Or something.
36:07I guess you're pretty hooked on this Madeline.
36:08Yeah.
36:09Ain't no chick on this planet gonna get me to tattoo my dick no fucking way.
36:13It's not on my penis, dude.
36:14Thank God.
36:15That would hurt way too much.
36:17Man, plus, I imagine you've been using that thing a lot recently.
36:19Wow.
36:20Jesus, Tom, you have changed.
36:22I have never been this happy.
36:24That's great, Tom.
36:25I never realized how lonely I was.
36:28What do you mean, lonely?
36:29You've always had us.
36:30Well, yeah, but, like...
36:32Nah, I get what you're saying, Tom.
36:34Having friends is great, but you need someone you can share everything with.
36:39You mean sex?
36:40I mean love, Andy.
36:42Love.
36:42How would you know, asshole?
36:43You've never loved anyone except yourself.
36:45I just know.
36:46That's all.
36:47I just know.
36:48That's all.
36:48Dang kid.
36:49Hey, why don't we put a dent in that bottle?
36:51Good idea.
36:52I'll get some glasses.
36:53Because this stuff is too good to drink out of the bottle.
36:55Amen to that, buddy.
36:57So, Mikey, did you give Sean a little Christmas bone and I do me little?
37:02Sheila Montrose.
37:04Ouch.
37:08Carol.
37:09You know that I am your oldest and dearest and drunkest friend.
37:19Uh-oh.
37:20Wait, Jeannie, you're not that old.
37:23Maybe she is.
37:25Well, I just have to say this.
37:27I already know what you're going to say, so just say that.
37:30How could you know what I'm going to say if I only just thought of it myself?
37:36You're going to ask me for the 95th time why I'm not dating.
37:40I mean, it's been like a year and a half since you broke up with Billy.
37:45I mean, shit.
37:47Sweetie, it's time to stop grieving.
37:49I'm not grieving.
37:50I've just gone off guys is all.
37:53Carol, why can't you just remember the wonderful times you had with Billy?
37:58I mean, forget all the bad stuff.
38:01Damn, you two have a funny idea of how memory works.
38:05What do you mean?
38:06It's like whenever I try to think about the good times, the bad times just keep filtering in.
38:13That's sad.
38:14It's like going to a movie for the second time.
38:17How can you forget how it ends?
38:19I never remember.
38:21Wait, so does this mean that you're, like, off of guys forever?
38:26No, I mean, I just need to find the right guy.
38:30What is the right guy?
38:35From childhood hours, I have not been as others were.
38:39I have not seen as others saw.
38:44What the hell is that?
38:46Edgar Allan Poe.
38:48What's that got to do with anything?
38:50Look, I just need a guy who's weird, like me.
38:52Like Billy.
38:53Like Billy before he got so heavy into drugs.
38:56So, like, a nice weird.
38:59Yeah.
39:01Like Sheila.
39:03Right.
39:04If Sheila was a man, I'd marry her in a minute.
39:08Marry her anyway.
39:09It would never work.
39:11Come on, Carol, don't be so old-fashioned.
39:14She's vegan.
39:15I love you, Neville.
39:28Me too.
39:29No, I do.
39:34Sweet, Tom.
39:35So, where the fuck are they?
39:48They'll be here.
39:50Dude, what the fuck am I doing here?
39:51I don't even want to meet this chick.
39:53Yes, you do, Andy.
39:54It's Tom's girl, for God's sake.
39:56Well, they better be here in five minutes.
39:57I'm going to go ahead and order.
40:00Here they are.
40:01Hey, guys.
40:04This is Madeline.
40:07Madeline, this is Mike.
40:09Hi, Madeline.
40:10Hi.
40:10And, of course, the famous Andy Detweiler.
40:13Hey, Andy.
40:15Hey.
40:15Okay, so you're the Gemini.
40:18And you're Leo.
40:20That's good to see.
40:21It's really great to meet you.
40:25Tom's been talking a lot about you.
40:27Has he?
40:29What else is there to talk about?
40:33I like your friends.
40:36Yeah, they're good guys.
40:38Andy was pretty quiet.
40:41Yeah, I know.
40:43He was nice, though.
40:46Hey.
40:47Want to know something?
40:49What?
40:49I still love you.
40:52Well, I should hope so.
40:56Do you still have those cards?
40:58Which cards?
41:00You know, the, um...
41:02The tarot.
41:03My future.
41:05Those cards.
41:06Yeah, I want to see them.
41:08Now?
41:10Sure, why not now?
41:12Well, isn't there something you'd rather do?
41:16Oh, well, maybe.
41:19What are you thinking about?
41:26Just how happy I am.
41:31Do you think I've changed?
41:34You have a tattoo on your butt.
41:36Come on.
41:39You know what I mean?
41:40Do I still look lost?
41:42No.
41:43Or, um...
41:43Broke down?
41:45Or...
41:46Drowning?
41:47Or...
41:47Desperately lonely?
41:50Stop it.
41:51Tell all my tickles.
41:53I want to see my tarot.
41:54Oh, I don't know where they are.
42:03Dusty.
42:04Whew.
42:12What is the point?
42:13I mean, the future's already happened.
42:14Well, I want to know what they thought my future was going to be?
42:19I don't want to.
42:21Please.
42:24All right.
42:26Yes.
42:28Uh, this is you stepping off into the unknown.
42:32A complete change in your life.
42:34Nothing to worry about.
42:42It just means that the old you is dead.
42:45See?
42:46I have changed.
42:51What?
42:53A fair-haired girl with spiritual depths.
42:57But...
42:57But what?
43:01Nothing.
43:01Nothing.
43:04Boy, those cards were right.
43:23So what changed your mind?
43:25Well, I told her I was all for it.
43:27And my grandma said my mom deserved Daryl after spending 15 years with my dad.
43:31Your grandma's great, man.
43:33Yeah, and guess what?
43:33What?
43:34I get to be best man.
43:35No kidding?
43:36Yeah, I'm so fucking excited.
43:39Andy, there's that masked guy again.
43:42Who the fuck is he?
43:43He's everywhere.
43:47Where the hell is Tom?
43:48Ah, I remember the days when he was always at least 10 minutes early.
43:52Yeah, BM before Madeline.
43:54Oh, come on, Andy.
43:55Madeline's nice.
43:56Yeah, I suppose so.
43:57You gotta admit, she's kinda weird.
44:00She's been good for Tom.
44:02You really think so?
44:03Sure.
44:04Don't you?
44:05I don't know, man.
44:06Like fucking earrings and tattoos on his dick?
44:08No, it's not on his dick, remember?
44:10And he always fucking smells like incense.
44:12Come on, Andy.
44:13I mean, the kid is in love.
44:15That's what matters.
44:16There you go, talking about love again.
44:18What do you know about it?
44:19Well, it's nothing, I guess.
44:30What the fuck is that?
44:31It's pretty cool, isn't it?
44:33What is this, the Martian look?
44:34I kinda like it.
44:36Mike, you are an asshole.
44:37How's Madeline?
44:38She is great.
44:40Guess what?
44:41More fucking tattoos?
44:42I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
44:43Jesus fucking Christ.
44:45What is with you?
44:46Well, just look at him.
44:48First she turns him into a fucking clown, and then she tricks him into marriage.
44:52What's next, Tom?
44:53Lipstick?
44:54Would you lighten up, Andy?
44:57Shit, pink fucking hair?
44:59It's distinctive.
45:00Distinctive.
45:01It's a fucking freak show.
45:03Leave Tom alone.
45:04So, what do you think about popping the question?
45:08I don't know.
45:08Pretty soon.
45:09I think I'm gonna wait until her birthday next month.
45:12Give me a break.
45:13Stop it, Andy.
45:14And what about you?
45:15You still boning Sean?
45:16Andy, will you shut up about me boning Sean?
45:19I just want to know what it's like, that's all.
45:21Sheila Montrose, Sheila Montrose, Sheila Montrose.
45:24Ouch, ouch, ouch.
45:25Besides, how do you know that Sean isn't boning me?
45:28That's funny.
45:29How do you know, how do you, how?
45:31How do you know Sean and I aren't boning each other?
45:37Shit.
45:39Since when?
45:40Just before Christmas.
45:42Mike, you're kidding me, right?
45:44No, Andy, I'm not kidding you.
45:47Not this time.
45:48I wasn't gonna tell you guys, but...
45:51Do you love him?
45:54Yeah.
45:55I think I do.
45:58I can't believe any of this.
46:01I don't know who I am anymore.
46:09What's happening, sis?
46:10Hey!
46:11What are you doing?
46:12I'm waiting for Carol and Jeannie.
46:14Where's Tom?
46:15Out with his boyfriends.
46:17I think you'll be my boyfriend.
46:19What?
46:20Sean?
46:20Yep.
46:21Who?
46:22My roommate.
46:23Mike?
46:23No other.
46:24Didn't I predict that you'd hook up with the Gemman?
46:29You did.
46:30And I did, big time.
46:31How's it going?
46:32Great.
46:34Except he's taking it a bit more seriously than I am.
46:37That can be hard.
46:39I know.
46:40I keep telling you.
46:41It's right about tomorrow, the day after tomorrow.
46:43Well, do you want me to do a reading for you two?
46:45Hey, that's an idea.
46:46Well, anytime.
46:47Oh, my God.
46:52Do you see him?
46:53Yeah, he's everywhere.
46:55Who do you suppose he is?
46:57I don't know.
46:58Who's got a nice pod?
47:01Oh, my God.
47:02Carol.
47:03Where is she going?
47:05Oh, my gosh.
47:06Did you see that?
47:07Hi, Sean.
47:08Hi, Jeannie.
47:09No, what happened?
47:10The masked guy ran past us, and Carol just started chasing him.
47:13No way.
47:14I swear.
47:15God help her.
47:16She catches him.
47:16Yeah.
47:17Hey, listen.
47:18Maddie, where'd you say Mike and those guys been?
47:19What guys?
47:20Oh, Tom, Mike, and Andy.
47:22Um, I think they were going to Sot's bar.
47:25Speaking of guys, Jeannie, where's yours?
47:27Now, Sean, don't get any ideas about Roger.
47:30He's got enough to do keeping me happy.
47:33Selfish, selfish, selfish.
47:36Where are you going?
47:37I'm going to wander over to Sot's and surprise Mike.
47:40Well, come give me a hug.
47:41And let me know if you two want a reading.
47:45I will.
47:47Mike?
47:49No kidding.
47:50No kidding.
47:51Did you catch him, honey?
47:53No.
47:54Dammit, I was just about to grab his sorry ass when I tripped.
47:58Dammit.
47:59I tore my jeans.
48:00Why were you even chasing him?
48:02I think I'm bleeding.
48:04He just pisses me off, that's all.
48:06Turning around in that mask all the time.
48:08He's not hurting anyone.
48:09He's hurting me.
48:11He offends my aesthetic sensibilities.
48:14Hey.
48:15Hey.
48:17Here, let me see that.
48:18No, it's okay.
48:20It's just a scrape.
48:22Well, now, that bastard has my blood to answer for.
48:26You know, I was thinking about it.
48:28And Andy's right, your mom is really hot.
48:31Hey, babe.
48:32So, whom shall we invite?
48:51It's Maddie's birthday.
48:53Let her decide.
48:53You guys.
48:57Tom.
49:00Roger.
49:03Sean and Mike.
49:07Andy.
49:09What about Sheila?
49:10Can she come?
49:11She and Andy hate each other.
49:13Besides, she's working nights next week.
49:16This is the cutest Easter basket I've ever seen.
49:20Yeah, isn't it great?
49:21Sheila gave it to me.
49:23Ooh, what about Katie and Alan?
49:25You know they're just going to sit on the couch and make out all night.
49:29That's fine.
49:30It'll give us something to gawk at when the conversation slows.
49:33What do you think, Maddie?
49:35Sure, let's invite them.
49:37So, uh, any idea what Tom's getting you for your birthday?
49:41No, I'm not sure.
49:48You wanna, you wanna help me pick out the ring?
49:51Nah, I feel like that's probably something you should do on your own.
49:53When are you thinking about asking her?
49:55After the party, I think.
49:56Damn.
49:57Yeah.
49:58I just wanted to see the look on Andy's face.
50:03Nah, come on, just stand in there with me.
50:06If you really want to.
50:07Yeah, just a little support.
50:08Alright.
50:11I think I like La Dolce Vita best.
50:28No, man.
50:29Eight and a half is the best film ever made.
50:33I have never seen it.
50:34Really?
50:35No.
50:36Have you ever seen Run, Lola, Run?
50:36Like four times?
50:38Oh, it's great, isn't it?
50:39Yes.
50:39So good.
50:40I love you.
50:41Oh.
50:41Oh, no, I do.
50:42I love you.
50:43I'm gonna go get a drink.
50:44Yeah, I'm gonna go get a drink.
50:45Yeah, I'm gonna go get a drink.
50:49Well, if it isn't Mr. Hot Stuff.
50:51Hi, Roger.
50:52So, quite a little stud, aren't you?
50:56Who?
50:57Whatever.
50:58No.
50:59I bet you take that.
51:01Niagara.
51:03What?
51:04Yeah, I think that's cheating.
51:06Cheating.
51:06Okay.
51:07Okay.
51:07Okay.
51:07Okay.
51:07Okay.
51:07Okay.
51:08Okay.
51:09How you doing there, Chief?
51:20I'm getting hard on watching those two.
51:22Oh, Jesus.
51:23Has she got her hand down his pants?
51:25Yes, she does.
51:31All right.
51:32Turn off the lights.
51:33Happy birthday to you.
51:45Happy birthday to you.
51:45Happy birthday to you.
51:46Happy birthday to you.
51:46Happy birthday to you.
51:50Here.
51:51She was said to tell you she made this for you.
51:56Oh, that is so sweet.
51:58I wish she could have been here.
52:00I'm gonna give you mine later, okay?
52:08Tom, that is the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me.
52:12So you will?
52:15Here, are you?
52:16Yeah.
52:18No.
52:19No, no, no, Tom, I can't marry you.
52:29But why not?
52:34I don't know where I'll be a year from now.
52:37I don't know who I'll be.
52:38I love you, Madeline.
52:40And we get along so well.
52:43And the sex, the sex is so good.
52:45Yes, it's been wonderful, and you've been wonderful, but like, I don't believe in putting
52:51locks on the future.
52:52But I want to spend my life with you.
52:57Well, you'll have to see what fate has in store.
52:59This is not fate, Madeline.
53:02This, this, just, just forget the cards.
53:06Forget the stars.
53:08This is my life.
53:09This, this is our, well, shit.
53:14Shit.
53:15Um, I'm sorry.
53:17Oh, fuck sorry.
53:18Just, fuck sorry.
53:20Please stop.
53:21No, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I put, happy birthday.
53:29Now take off that mask.
53:49You don't know how long I've been waiting for someone to say that.
53:53Now I want you to tell me what you've been up to.
53:56First you have to take off your mask.
53:58What?
53:59The frown, that upset all the time attitude.
54:01Fuck you.
54:02Come on.
54:03I took off mine.
54:05Okay.
54:07There.
54:09That's better.
54:10Now will you please tell me why you've been making such an ass of yourself?
54:14From childhood's hour, I have not been as others were.
54:19I have not seen as others saw.
54:22I could not bring my passions from a common spring.
54:26You like Edgar Allan Poe.
54:29Come on.
54:30That's my life's creed.
54:32You're really weird.
54:34You know that, right?
54:35Yeah.
54:36What's with the gloomy faces guys?
54:44Somebody die?
54:45I don't wanna talk about it.
54:47Uh oh.
54:48Trouble in paradise?
54:49She won't marry me.
54:51Really?
54:52How come?
54:53I don't know.
54:54I don't know.
54:56She's so weird.
54:57Lucky escape if you ask me.
55:00It just fucking hurts so much.
55:02I know how it feels.
55:03Oh well don't tell me Sean's pulled the bone.
55:06I invited him to the wedding to meet mom and Daryl and he said no.
55:11He said he wanted to cool it.
55:13Oh that's awful Mike.
55:15He said he wants to see other guys.
55:17Oh well.
55:18Boo hoo.
55:19I'm gonna start dating girls again.
55:22Oh god Jeannie he was so hurt.
55:27You had no choice hun.
55:29I didn't wanna hurt him.
55:32I just...
55:33It's okay Maddie.
55:34I'm not ready to get married.
55:36No you're way too young.
55:38Hey Maddie.
55:39Want me to punch him out for you?
55:42What?
55:43Roger what the fuck?
55:45Hey I'm not afraid of him.
55:49I'll get it.
55:51He's never gonna wanna see me again.
55:54Hey girlfriends.
55:56Look what I caught.
56:01Carol you didn't.
56:05I don't get it.
56:09So here we are.
56:11Yep.
56:14Look uh.
56:15You guys are welcome to stay here and drown yourselves.
56:18But uh.
56:19Oh Andy has a date.
56:21Really?
56:22With who?
56:24Uh.
56:25With uh.
56:26Sheila Montrose.
56:28Who?
56:30With Sheila Montrose if you must know.
56:34Sheila Montrose?
56:36Yeah.
56:37Sheila Montrose.
56:38Woah woah woah.
56:39May I quote the book of Andy?
56:40Worst mistake of my entire life.
56:43Look I know she ain't the prettiest girl in the world.
56:46But then I'm not exactly Chris Evans.
56:49Sheila Montrose.
56:51I can't believe you.
56:53Listen.
56:54She has a great sense of humor.
56:55And we have a lot of fun together.
56:57How long have you been seeing her?
56:59Uh.
57:00About a month.
57:01Hey you guys was always talking about being in love and all.
57:05I.
57:06Well I just thought I'd like to try me some of that.
57:08Um.
57:09I know uh.
57:10I know uh.
57:11I said some mean things.
57:12And.
57:13Maybe it.
57:14Didn't work out for you too.
57:15But.
57:16Damn it.
57:17Being in love has changed you guys.
57:19You know it has.
57:21So I figured uh.
57:23I had some catching up to do.
57:25I'm catching up to do.
57:26Oh my God.
57:27Oh.
57:28Oh.
57:29I'm bored right.
57:32All right.
57:34All right.
57:35All right.
57:36All right.
57:37All right.
57:38Leave some machine luck.
57:39Ahh.
57:40Okay.
57:42Bye.
57:43Bye.
57:44Bye.
57:45Bye.
57:46Bye.
57:47Bye.
57:48Bye.
57:49Bye.
57:50Bye.
57:51Bye.
57:52Bye.
57:53Bye.
57:54Bye.
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