00:09Imagine a girl you went on a date with on your flight to Germany happens to be sitting right next
00:15to you after she's ghosted you and then for 10 hours you're next to each other bro and I'm trying
00:23to explain to her how the universe brought us back together.
00:33Everyone's always asked me how do I grow my back. Two days.
00:50Are you sucking in?
00:51Yeah.
01:19I don't think that's right.
01:23Dear Heavenly Father, we thank thee for this day. We thank thee so much for all that thou has blessed
01:28us with. We thank thee for this food we are about to eat. We thank thee for the wonderful weather
01:32that we are having and I say these things in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen.
01:36You did me so dirty in a freaking sweet song.
01:46Oh, putz.
01:50Whoa!
01:51Whoa!
02:02Whoa!
02:08Ah!
02:15Can't shoot him in the comments.
02:19Izub, I will get feedback.
02:20I will catch him in the comments.
02:20ARGHH!irmiy,
02:30I will hit him! I love it.
02:34You can't!
02:35They're destroying!
02:36I see it.
02:41I just went in to get a full body massage, and in front of a whole waiting room, I've
02:45handed over my card, I'm getting ready to go in, and I say, oh, does that full body
02:50massage include head?
02:54And everyone just looked at me.
02:55One guy was drinking water and started coughing.
02:58Like I meant a head massage, like a temple rub.
03:08Slow down!
03:10Get out of the f***!
03:11Get out of the f***!
03:13Get out of me!
03:15Pull the car in, Laurie! Pull the car!
03:16Get out of me, Laurie! Pull the car!
03:19Christ!
03:29F***!
03:29F***!
03:31F***!
03:32F***!
03:47F***!
03:48Cheeky Russian dance!
03:49F***!
03:52F***!
03:55F***!
03:55F***!
03:56F***!
04:00F***!
04:01F***!
04:03F***!
04:04I cut down on video!
04:05Nooo!
04:07AHAHAHAHAHA!
04:26Oh my god!
04:39It's clean!
04:42It's clean!
04:44It's clean!
04:46It's clean!
04:46It's clean!
04:47It's clean!
05:00Double pop!
05:02Oh no!
05:04Oh no!
05:05Double pop!
05:15That's enough!
05:16Give your best performance!
05:19Oops!
05:21I did it!
05:23I made it!
05:29Get my saddle!
05:31It's fine, you didn't get it!
05:33It's fine!
05:33No!
05:37No!
05:47You can't have to go.
05:53It's fine!
06:02this is going to drop
06:05watch your toes, did it hit you?
06:06my toe, I got my hand
06:07move your hand
06:13it's going to drop again
06:26it's going to drop again
06:49oh my
07:00F**k!
07:02Go!
07:03Go!
07:10Yes!
07:13F**k!
07:15Please!
07:27I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
07:29That's so bad.
07:31Zach's face has missed-
07:36I'm sorry!
07:37You're so scared!
07:39I got it!
07:43What?
07:45What was that?
07:47It bogged right before I went!
07:48Well hammer it on!
07:49I couldn't!
07:57I was just messing with my desk and it's got one of these things where it goes up and down
08:02but it's stuck all the way down and I don't know what to do.
08:09Video.
08:12Just working out.
08:14Are you in the video?
08:15In the mirror.
08:16I'm in the video.
08:16I'm in the video.
08:19So, no.
08:25Oh my God.
08:28Oh my God.
08:30Oh my god.
08:33Oh my God.
08:33Oh my God.
09:02You
09:03Are you okay?
09:33Are you okay?
09:35No, I'm sorry!
10:03Oh s**t!
10:05What the f**k?
10:13Are you kidding me?
10:17A nugget!
10:20I can't hear you.
10:21I can't hear you.
10:24I can't hear you.
10:33No.
10:35Bro, she's gonna be like a ghost or something.
10:40Absolute yes!
10:52Can someone please tell me if I'm just dumb or this is like legit how this works?
10:59I don't know how I'm supposed to get my iPad to stand up.
11:04I got this new case and it has like these little ridges.
11:32What the f**k is?
11:33OOHH!
11:34Hi!
11:36Hi!
11:37Oh my god!
11:41What the f**k?
11:43What are you doing!
11:50It's all so difficult.
11:53I know.
11:57I know.
11:58I know.
11:58I know.
12:03Oh
12:22Get that money
12:37Oh
12:58Yeah
13:02Oops
13:03Did you get that on too?
13:06Okay right here baby
13:08Fast and easy play
13:14Daddy help
13:20Okay
13:37That's the car
13:39Where's the car?
13:40It's behind us
13:42Hey 50 bucks someone will still take it
13:45Let me tell
13:46Don't you host the captain?
13:49What are you saying?
14:06Die
14:08Die
14:09Charge
14:18I'm getting good at that
14:27This nigga can't open the gate y'all
14:30This gate does open
14:31Find a solution
14:35This nigga can't open the gate
14:36Oh
14:37Oh
14:37Oh
14:37Oh
14:41Oh
14:42Oh
14:44Oh
14:44Oh
14:44Oh
14:46Oh
14:56Oh
14:58Oh
14:58Oh
15:00Oh
15:02Oh
15:02Oh
15:03Oh
15:03Oh
15:04Oh
15:06Oh
15:08Hey Brian
15:10Brian
15:11Guys
15:13Come here
15:15Come here
15:19What do you want?
15:21What do you want?
15:23Oh
15:26You're funny
15:27Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
15:54Did you get that?
15:55Did you get that?
15:57Did you get that?
16:10I see
16:16Oh
16:17Oh
16:18Oh
16:18Oh
16:19Oh
16:20Don't hurt
16:24Get your eyes up there Jim
16:50Oh
16:53Okay, now in serious
16:54Come on, you're going very fast
16:56Let's see
16:56Three minutes left
17:00Hey, what are you?
17:02I don't know
17:13RHA
17:15Oh my god
17:18Oh my gosh
17:20Oh my gosh
17:34Did they tell you Crack Hills?
17:38Hey Doug, Crack Hills
17:48Oh my gosh
17:49Oh my gosh
17:50Oh my gosh
17:52Oh my gosh
17:54It's a little boy
17:55Yeah
17:56You did perfect
18:04Are you okay?
18:06Are you okay?
18:16Yeah
18:17You good?
18:18Jay
18:19I recorded it guys perfect until the end bro
18:26Oh my gosh
18:28Oh my gosh
18:29You know what he's doing?
18:32Oh my gosh
18:37Fuck
18:38No, shit
19:03No, shit
19:17Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, Megan.
19:50My car's over there.
20:08No, no, no, Rhi, under the grass, under the grass, Rhi.
20:54Yep, it happened.
21:03What you guys are about to see is a disaster.
21:06I mean, it looks cute, but the process was insanity and you'll just have to see.
21:12I'm going to pick a nice statement wallpaper to go on that wall.
21:16Do you see how crooked that piece of wallpaper is?
21:19And also, nobody talks about how freaking hard and taxing it is on your body to put wallpaper up.
21:25Oh, and then I fall to my death, break the toilet, and I'm like, okay, great.
21:30Now I have to go to Lowe's and get a new toilet lid.
21:33You should go down on your butt.
21:39Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, are you all right?
21:52How are you going to get up?
21:54Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
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