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00:00Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, old time is still a-flying, and this same flower that smiles
00:13today, tomorrow will be dying. Gather ye rosebuds while ye may. The Latin term for this sentiment
00:28is carpe diem. Seize the day. An amateur production of Dead Poets Society, directed, produced,
00:35and abridged by Alan Partridge, it's a powerful clarion call, imploring us to both live life
00:41to the full and educate our children privately. Because we are food for worms, boys. Yes, believe
00:51it or not, one day each and every one of us in this room will stop breathing, turn cold,
00:56and die. And while the production ran for just three spellbinding nights, the words of
01:04Mr. Keating, the lead character, my character, have never left me. Carpe diem. Seize. The
01:14day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary. It was a valuable learning experience for me,
01:24the audience, and the kids in the story played by these men. Fast dismissed. But can seizing
01:31they improve our mental health. Welcome to How Are You? It's Alan Partridge.
01:39How are you?
01:44When mental health problems strike, many people like to shake the etch-a-sketch and try something
01:49new. Whether it be yoga, peloton, women over 50 sometimes dye their hair blue, and that seems
01:55to help them. A friend of mine was dumped by his girlfriend and went so far as joining
01:59ISIS for a fortnight, but left in a dispute over food. But does any of this actually work?
02:05Well, this week I intend to find out as I navigate a slightly shaky patch in my personal life.
02:13And you will have a ringside seat for what will be an intensely personal episode.
02:17Too sausage-y. As I bravely let the cameras into my own life. Do you want a tangerine?
02:23No, I don't actually. Okay.
02:29I used to bring Katrina here in the first flush of romance, and carved Katie, Katrina Ellis,
02:37for AP. Alan Partridge on a dozen diseased trees while she took selfies and read her phone.
02:43But since I'm no longer in that relationship, which is all good, all good, KE4AP no longer
02:51applies. But rather than remove the sign with electric sander, I decided to amend the sign
02:58with my Swiss Army knife, which goes everywhere with me, to read quite simply, keep out for
03:03area private. Keep out of this area, for this area is a private area, which I think is an
03:09elegant solution. I've taken the negative of a failed relationship and turned it into
03:13the positive of a sign I've been meaning to put up anyway.
03:17Not that it's necessarily a negative. I feel free. I feel good. I wish the same for her.
03:22I shouldn't have seen it coming. There were signs. We'd stop tickling each other. She started
03:30locking the bathroom door when she was having a shower, pretending she couldn't hear me knocking
03:34in just a towel. And then my assistant found a prophylactic in the footwell of the car, which
03:40I knew wouldn't have been mine. I don't like them. It spoils the feeling. And that's when
03:44it all fell into place. No. Yes. No. No. No.
04:09Wait, did you just put the no in the yes pile? I put it with a no, see? No, no, no. This
04:21one. This one. She was a no. She's very presentable. Presentable? Lynn, we're not into... this is not...
04:29Paddington Bear's presentable. I don't want to go out with him. Online dating. Like many men my age,
04:37I've often fired up Tinder after half a bottle of wine purely to see what's out there. Now as a newly
04:43single bachelor, I'm taking a more considered approach. You know, it's like looking at the cast list for
04:49songs of praise. All these high necks and low hands. I suppose you want it the other way around.
04:55Well, yes, I do. If you want to push me. Yes, I do, Lynn. What, you could always go out to a sleazy disco
05:01and find yourself a strumpet? Lynn, there is a happy medium. Yeah? And I would like a medium, by the way.
05:07And don't try and get around it on the technicality by booking me dinner with a large clairvoyant and claiming,
05:13well, she's a medium, because I know you. You do need to look at their personalities. Yeah, well, get to
05:19that. That's the next round. And round three is kids. But seizing the day for better mental health
05:25isn't just about romantic affection, which is why I'm getting out and reviving platonic relationships, too.
05:31A pub quiz is not a measure of intelligence. I've seen pub quizzes won by a team of postmen before now.
05:37It's more for men to mix with other men and talk about personal issues under the veneer of a trivia quiz.
05:46For some reason, it seems to find it easier to talk about an upsetting divorce or a bum complaint
05:52while shouting out the dates of famous battles. And tonight promises to be extra special,
05:58because I've not quizzed with my friends for a year, as Katrina thought they wore cheap trainers.
06:04Er, okay, probably my fault. Er, I didn't let them know I was coming,
06:08and as I said to them, totally fine to have replaced me as a team member.
06:13I was away for a year, and you don't want to be going into a quiz as tough as that with a member down.
06:17That would be like turning up with a water pistol to the Battle of the Somme,
06:21which began on the 1st of July, 1960, which I'm sure they'll know.
06:25Oh, this is the, er, museum, I used to love this. Er, Antic Trocho.
06:30Er, yeah, and they were, they were totally, they couldn't have been nicer about the whole thing.
06:34Er, Casualty, original version.
06:36Yes, and in the replacement, er, of me with Ollie Denvers, very shrewd choice.
06:41Er, Ollie has, er, a great knowledge of literature because when his wife left him, er,
06:48he read all her books in an attempt to win her back.
06:51It didn't work, but it left him with an encyclopedic knowledge of, er, women's literature.
06:59Just Good Friends.
07:02Yeah?
07:03Oh, they're, they're scratching their heads. I'm gonna, I'm gonna have to tell them.
07:06Got it. Oh, God.
07:07Where would they be without me?
07:09Yeah, Just Good Friends.
07:14Yeah, the, the 80's sitcom.
07:17Just Good Friends.
07:19There's more that can be said for you lot.
07:25Yeah.
07:26Er, actually love those guys.
07:30Ski Sunday.
07:39When a car's that far up, behind, that close, I want to pull over and say,
07:44do you, excuse me, when you walk along the street, do you walk along the street with your nose pressed against the arse of the person in front of you?
07:51Because that's what you're f***ing doing with me.
07:53Psychologists believe in displacement anger, a phenomenon in which rage at one thing comes out in response to something else.
08:00But in this case, the woman was just a very poor driver.
08:03Take your nose out of my bottom. I've never met you before.
08:06I'll have to slam on my anchor so he goes rams into the back of me.
08:10I'm fully covered.
08:12You've probably got third party fire and theft, you piece of s***.
08:16I'm sorry.
08:18How are you?
08:23I'm seeing what seizing the day can do for my mental health.
08:27And while for me, Sundays are about slobbing around in tracky bottoms, watching documentaries about collapsing bridges,
08:33today I'm trying something more dignified.
08:36Fine, fine.
08:37That's great.
08:38Since 1980, church attendance in Britain has almost halved.
08:42Do you want a few more?
08:43Yes, please, thank you.
08:44But here in the church of John the Baptist in Norwich, things are no different than they were in 1980, including their clothes.
08:50Alan, do you want to help her? She's always pushing.
08:52She can see where the seats are.
08:54So what's the big idea?
08:56Well, churchgoers like my assistant, Lynn, go on about an inner peace that comes from worship, and today I've agreed to give it a go.
09:03Walk in the light, walk in the light.
09:08And while I quickly realized it wasn't for me, what with all the smiling and having to kneel down, I was more than happy to stay.
09:19You see, I'm what you'd call a Christoskeptic, and I've always filed God under pleasant but far-fetched, the same bracket as Santa and female Doctor Who's.
09:28Walk in the light, walk in the light.
09:31Clearly, Jesus was a decent chap, albeit with heavy Lib Dem vibes, but I've always been unmoved by his message, and today is no exception.
09:38Walk in the light.
09:40But mine was a watching brief, and with the sing-song finally over, walk in the light.
09:45I was happy to give my tips on improving the audience experience.
09:49First of all, hallelujah for ditching the cold wooden benches and going with the cushioned seats.
09:53Also, I think if you'd retained the wooden benches, you'd be ruling out anyone with hemorrhoids, and right there you'd be halving your congregation.
10:00So, full marks on the cushions. The problem is the band.
10:03I don't care how holy they are, they've got to go.
10:07If I want to listen to four bald men playing guitars, I'll listen to Will of the Wisps down at the Boxley Wheat Chief, who, to be fair, are pretty tight.
10:16They've got a good sound.
10:18But the church has to modernize, and I said one word to you, didn't I, Lynn?
10:22Synthesizer.
10:23Synthesizer.
10:24And I said a few other words.
10:25Can't remember.
10:26Simmons electronic drum kit with adjustable volume.
10:29I see no reason why, within three years, the church should not be fully electronic.
10:35It's an exciting thought, isn't it?
10:37Oh, yes.
10:38Yeah.
10:39Yes.
10:40I'm pleased to say the church has since invested in volume-controllable drums.
10:47Although my intervention has rubbed some of the older ones up the wrong way, and I don't go anymore.
10:53In a church setting, electronic drum kits offer a more controlled, clean and adaptable sound, reducing stage noise while ensuring a balanced mix.
11:01But try telling that to this lot.
11:08And so, after all this talk of the last supper, I'm off for a first cuppa with a woman I met on a dating website.
11:16To some people, modern dating is too cold and detached.
11:20They say that choosing a partner should be different from choosing an air fryer.
11:24I take a different view.
11:25With a larger pool of dates to choose from online, there's less need to pussyfoot, allowing both parties to be honest and save time.
11:33I've cut dates short after just a few minutes, and vice versa.
11:37One woman told me, thanks, but no thanks.
11:40Your shoulders are too narrow, and the ear on the right-hand side of your head sits slightly higher than the ear on the left-hand side of your head.
11:46Both perfectly fair comments.
11:48Some people don't take it too well.
11:50I told one date that I preferred women who don't wear glasses.
11:53She said, is that so that they can't see what you look like properly?
11:56And whilst I laughed in the moment, I did think, what a nasty woman.
12:00But this afternoon, I do have a date.
12:05All set?
12:06Not with her.
12:07Yes.
12:08Pop the heated seat on.
12:13I know you like that.
12:15Yes, I love it.
12:16It's level one.
12:17Don't want to boil your arse.
12:19First dates are always fraught with uncertainty.
12:22For peace of mind, I arrange to meet in a coffee shop with a big window,
12:26and have my assistant take a photo from a state-of-the-art camera phone.
12:31Go.
12:32We then compare it with my date's profile picture to see if there's been a breach of trust.
12:37How do I zoom in?
12:39Just widen your fingers.
12:41What?
12:42On the screen.
12:43Oh.
12:44Yeah, that's the back of her head.
12:46Well, she turned away.
12:47Well, I'm going to have to get her to turn around, but this time be ready.
12:50Right.
12:51Hello.
12:52Hello.
12:53Of course, in traffic, I'm afraid.
12:54That's all right.
12:55Interesting fact about the building opposite you, there's a nest under the eaves that they
13:03say belongs to a couple of black-winged kites, but you have to look quite closely.
13:08Are you looking?
13:10Yeah.
13:11Yeah.
13:12Anyway, as I say, I'll be about ten minutes.
13:16Why are you saying you're ten minutes away when we both know you're not?
13:19I can hear the same ambulance down the phone as I can outside this place, so you're not
13:24ten minutes away.
13:26I don't appreciate being spied on.
13:29Well, that's a shame.
13:32She must have been pretty smart to piece that together.
13:36You said you quite like clever women.
13:38No, I said I liked quite clever women.
13:41Then, crucial difference.
13:42I forgot to say my girlfriend Katrina left me for my best friend Daryl Flench.
13:47Daryl's found a Katrina, as you can see, they're Range Rovers.
13:54Yeah.
13:55Yeah.
13:56Yeah, when the three of us were all parked next to each other, it was red, white and blue.
14:00It used to look like the Union flag, wrongly called the Union Jack.
14:04But without me, it's just the St George's flag.
14:08Well, that makes you Scotland.
14:09Yeah, quite like Scotland.
14:11The Romans never conquered the Scots.
14:13Nope.
14:14That's what Hadrian's War was all about.
14:15Yeah.
14:16I mean, those two won't know that.
14:17They're thick as pig shit.
14:18Shall I bang the horn?
14:19No.
14:20No, I'm not going to.
14:21But none of this is to diminish the pain of a break-up.
14:24You can throw yourself into new experiences, but studies show that anxiety is common in the aftermath.
14:30Particularly if she's being a bitch.
14:32This came as well.
14:33There's no stamp on it.
14:35It's from next door.
14:36She wants a record player back.
14:38Oh, if she wants a record player back, just tell her she can prize it from my cold, dead hands.
14:43Oh.
14:44I'd replace the stylus, I'd change the speakers, so yes, you can whistle Dixie.
14:48Who doesn't even know what that is?
14:50She won't even know the tune.
14:51She won't.
14:52No.
14:53Do you know the tune, Lynn?
14:54Well, if she wants it back, she'll have to lawyer up.
15:09In fact, can you ring my lawyer up?
15:11Yes.
15:12Do you know the Yellow Rose of Texas?
15:13Yes.
15:14Do you like Confederate songs?
15:15I love them.
15:16That makes sense.
15:19I feel sad for Katrina and wish her every success in moving on.
15:23But that's not the same as rolling over.
15:26And that means decisive action.
15:33Where is he?
15:34Okay, look, we're going to have to jivvy him along.
15:36He charges by the hour.
15:37And part of an hour.
15:38And if he can eek it past 60 minutes, then I get charged the same amount again.
15:43Don't worry, I've got my game face on.
15:45Yeah, what game's that?
15:46Battleships.
15:47Sorry about that.
15:48I've eaten into your time a little bit, haven't I?
15:51Yeah.
15:52I was just digging out your file.
15:55Yeah.
15:56I can see the crumbs on your tie.
15:58Oh, indeed.
15:59Well, just thought I'd squeeze in a quick sandwich while I was...
16:01Digging out my file.
16:02Right.
16:03Take a seat.
16:05Now, how are you?
16:07Good.
16:08And how, may I ask?
16:10As is Lynn.
16:11How's all done?
16:12Fine.
16:13Everyone we know is fine.
16:14Righty-tighty.
16:15Now, in your email, you requested that I look into the legal situation with regards to items that have been contested in the aftermath of a breakup.
16:29Namely, one, a record player, two...
16:36Don't help me.
16:37No, I will.
16:38It was a Pog and Paul fridge worth £5,000 that she coerced me into buying for her.
16:42How did she coerce you?
16:44She gratified me physically in a way that she had previously declined to entertain.
16:51What are you doing?
16:52Sucking a ball of sweat.
16:53Okay.
16:54Now, you asked me to consider your claims in the light of all this, and I have...
17:06Done so.
17:07Bottom line it.
17:08Yeah.
17:09Start with the record player.
17:10The issue...
17:11Sorry, would you like a question?
17:12No.
17:13The issue, insofar as it pertains to the question, is whether the record player has been co-earned for long enough so that it meets the definition of joint use.
17:25Now, as far as I know, it was in your home for...
17:28Thirteen months.
17:29Let me see.
17:30That's January, February...
17:32Thirteen months.
17:33March.
17:34April.
17:35That's Graham.
17:36Graham, it's thirteen months.
17:37Now, what I need from you is a detailed account of the timeline.
17:43It's all in the email, Graham.
17:45Oh, that's just fine.
17:46Have it again.
17:48Alan Gordon-Parcher met Katrina Ellis thirteen months ago.
17:53Began romantic liaison, co-purchased record player on her credit card but kept in his house.
17:57Fancy fridge on his credit card but in her house.
17:59He replaces stylus.
18:00She ends relationship and requests appliance back.
18:02Alan refuses.
18:03Sought advice.
18:04End of story.
18:05Send a letter, please.
18:06Thank you and goodbye.
18:07Thank you, ma'am.
18:08Are you back on the Red Bull?
18:10Bye.
18:14How are you?
18:20Deciding to grab life by the horns isn't without its challenges.
18:23Some people will seek to hamper and obstruct.
18:26In my case, my former partner has taken issue with my new tougher attitude.
18:30The following private conversation is broadcast here with my permission.
18:34Oh, Katrina.
18:35Lovely to see you.
18:36You've got my record player.
18:38Yes, it's in the garage.
18:39Help yourself.
18:40It might sound a bit crackly though because I put the old stylus back on having removed the one that I paid for.
18:45Whatever.
18:46And, uh, bad news.
18:47Um, yeah.
18:48Two mice have eaten through your Bose speakers.
18:51F-
18:52Well, how's that happened?
18:53Because I rubbed some cheese on.
18:55That's mature.
18:56Mock me on the cheese.
18:58Ha ha ha.
18:59Hey, how's your big brown boy?
19:01Daryl is fine, thank you.
19:03No hard feelings whatsoever.
19:05Oh.
19:06You should tell him to try Viagra.
19:08All right, I'll tell him next week at the Bahrain Grand Prix.
19:13What, you got tickets for the Grand Prix in the stands probably?
19:17Pit lane access, full hospitality package.
19:20If you've got the money, you're more than welcome to join us.
19:22Do I want to fly to the Middle East and get heat stroke while I watch some men change tyres quickly?
19:29Hmm, I think I'd rather be on a long-haul flight in economy class in the middle seat with Noel Edmonds on one side and another Noel Edmonds on the other.
19:41And guess who the air stewardess is? It's Noel Edmonds.
19:44Pathetic.
19:46I was enjoying seizing the day, but what I didn't realise was that the freedom to try new things was leaving me dangerously untethered.
19:56My encounter with Katrina had gone well, with friends agreeing the Noel Edmonds line was as good as anything you'd hear from a professional comedian.
20:04I now know I should have left it there.
20:11What an audience, what an audience.
20:13Yeah, looking good, looking good. Where are you from?
20:16Norwich.
20:17And where are you from?
20:19Norwich.
20:20And where are you from?
20:21Norwich.
20:22Where are you from?
20:23Norwich.
20:24What else has been going on?
20:27I went to the supermarket the other day, nicked down there, and it just, I got there and I thought, I could not believe how many milks there are.
20:39We've got too many milks!
20:41Come on!
20:43Oat milk.
20:44Hemp milk.
20:45Soya milk.
20:46Rice milk.
20:47Buffalo milk.
20:48Condensed milk.
20:49I mean, the list goes, I've dripped them down here.
20:55Potato milk?
20:56You don't get chips from a cow!
20:59I've got a bit about gender stuff, can't do that, because the bar person said he is one.
21:04Oh, this is funny.
21:05No, I can't do that, they found that body.
21:08So what else has been going on?
21:10You had a low out.
21:11You look like you are.
21:12Was that because I bullied you earlier?
21:13Yeah?
21:14Because you were good at that.
21:15Just wind your neck in.
21:17Looking at the footage now, I see a troubled funny man indeed.
21:20Fucking crucified you, mate.
21:22For while others say it was objectively funny with strong gags and good crowd work, to me
21:27something feels off, like seeing a tattooed toddler or Nick Ferrari dancing.
21:33While some might draw pleasure from jetting off to the Bahrain Grand Prix, where the flag
21:37is as chequered as Bahrain's human rights record, true joy for me comes from helping others.
21:44If I want to find mental contentment, it's not my day I need to seize, it's someone else's.
21:49But who to help?
21:51During my time as a radio DJ, I received thousands of letters from listeners, and I binned them
21:56all.
21:57But pottering in my office recently, I found one.
22:00Spicksworth resident Gillian Groves was one of the show's most prolific contributors.
22:04Along with Diane Bowe and Patricia Dove, she was one of the big three, never short of a
22:08reason to complain about anything from dogfowling to Romanians.
22:13That was Nasty Manx Oasis with one of their songs.
22:17Yes, indeed.
22:18Now, all week we have been giving shout outs to listeners in need of a good old fashioned
22:23cheer up.
22:24We've had quite a few sad stories.
22:26No time to go through them all, but to sum up, we have had shed blew away, horse destroyed,
22:31hairdresser moved.
22:33Find another one.
22:34Granny swindled and bad porn found.
22:37One that stood out for us was from Gillian Groves, a retired nurse in Spicksworth.
22:44Take time.
22:45Who writes, who writes, I always enjoyed the two fingered Cadbury's time out bars.
22:50They may not be fashionable or cool.
22:52They probably don't eat them on yachts or in Buckingham Palace, but they brought a lot
22:57of joy to a lot of people.
22:59When Cadbury's stopped making them, my family were really angry.
23:03We've been trying to contact Cadbury's, but we've been met with a veritable wall of silence.
23:09Not so much as a whisper.
23:11Yeah, a Cadbury's whisper.
23:12Which is why I said it.
23:13Yeah, come on, Cadbury's.
23:15I mean, it's not much to ask.
23:16You know, a retired nurse devoted a whole life to the care of...
23:20A dental nurse.
23:21Is it?
23:22Oh, well, alright then.
23:23A dental nurse spent a whole life chatting to people and providing pink water should be
23:29able to eat her preferred chocolate wafer.
23:32As long as she brushes her teeth afterwards.
23:34Well, she'll know that.
23:35She will know.
23:36So, as you can see, Gillian was in desperate need of a mental health boost.
23:40And I intend to give it to her right now.
23:44She's away on a coach trip, leaving me and a few willing volunteers 24 hours to make
23:49a difference to her mental health by sprucing up her terrible house.
23:54Right.
23:56I'm here with two strippers.
23:58No, not that kind.
24:00You wouldn't want these two taking their clothes off while staring into your eyes.
24:04Maybe you would.
24:05Maybe you would.
24:06Right, lads?
24:07Yeah, good.
24:08Great.
24:09Yeah.
24:10Just stripping wallpaper, eh?
24:12Yeah.
24:13There.
24:14I'll leave you to it then, yeah.
24:19No slacking.
24:20Tea breaks every hour.
24:21Keep my eye on you two.
24:22I later learned this decorator was fitted with a catheter which needed emptying every hour.
24:33But that does not explain why his friend had to go too.
24:37Come on, gather.
24:38Eighteen hours later and the renovation is complete.
24:41Margaret Thatcher would be proud of you, which means I am proud of you because you work for absolutely nothing.
24:48Don't forget, you're the cogs.
24:51Without you, the machine stops working.
24:53But keep that under your hat, yeah?
24:55Wouldn't want it getting around.
24:57Seriously though, you know, if whatever you do for a living, someone from a union comes up and starts bending your ear about working conditions,
25:04just tell the bods upstairs, leave it to them.
25:07And give yourselves a round of applause.
25:09Oh no, you don't come out until I say surprise, yeah?
25:18You've done it so badly when we've practiced it.
25:25Jillian?
25:26Yes.
25:27Jillian Groves?
25:28Yes.
25:29Surprise!
25:30Surprise!
25:31Jillian, you wrote to me several years ago when I was a DJ at North Norfolk Digital.
25:36I wrote to lots of people.
25:38Okay, well I haven't forgotten you and we decided today it was time to give you something you won't forget.
25:43A brand new house.
25:45You've bought me a house?
25:46No, we've taken a room in your old house and made it look, made it seem like a new...
25:49Is that mine?
25:50Doesn't matter about that.
25:51You come with me.
25:52Island Partridge.
25:54That's right.
25:55So, let's have a look at your new home.
25:58Walk into your house.
26:03This was her lounge before, but now...
26:08There you go.
26:09Thanks.
26:10There.
26:11Wow.
26:12I think we like this.
26:13Yeah.
26:14Yeah.
26:15Yeah.
26:16You're all right.
26:17You're all right.
26:18Hey?
26:19Lovely isn't it though?
26:20It's marvellous.
26:21Is it finished?
26:22On time and on budget.
26:23Are the walls just gonna be white?
26:24Gonna be white.
26:25They are white.
26:26It's a bit different from what it was before.
26:28Yeah, different's good.
26:29I like change.
26:30Is that my chair out there?
26:31Er, in the skip, that's your old chair.
26:32You've got a nice brand new chair.
26:33It's good to change things, Gillian.
26:34Where's my little horse pulling a cart with barrels on it?
26:36Oh, you mean the ceramic horse pulling the miniature beer barrels?
26:37Yeah.
26:38I've got to say, Gillian, that was pretty horrible.
26:39I think most people thought that.
26:40Oh.
26:41Oh.
26:42Oh.
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27:09Oh, I liked it.
27:10You didn't like it, Gillian.
27:11You were just used to it.
27:13I, I would love to live here.
27:16I really would.
27:20Change is always unsettling but in the end, after each volunteer had spoken to Maureen separately,
27:26we managed to make her see that she did like the new room after all.
27:29Are you told you I'd like this?
27:31And so, thanks to these exciting new experiences,
27:35I've learned for better mental health I need to seize the day.
27:38Make your lives extraordinary.
27:40And I hope others will seize the day too.
27:42Together we can all be Caesars,
27:44which is the name of a gay sauna in Norwich.
27:47Flast dismissed.
28:01Steaks.
28:03Tear streams.
28:05Of your faces.
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