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Animal - Season 1 Episode 9
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00:00You
00:24What's wrong with you who died no one at the moment give it time
00:30Hey Kiroga, are you dressed in for a funeral? No, it's not a good time to mess with me
00:39Where did you find it underground the bag protects it the suits in perfect condition
00:44Are you nervous? No, I'm not really nervous because hello, Kiroga
00:49Gorgeous would you do me a favor would you tell this gentleman here to find a lawyer you need a lawyer Anton your knee
00:54Come on. Don't be an idiot
00:56Maybe she's not wrong Anton. You know a lot about cows, but not the law you need some help, but I can handle this on my own
01:02I don't need help. I don't need a goddamn lawyer
01:04I'm quite capable of defending myself
01:06You used to say the same thing when Antunia beat you up at recess and you always ended up crying and losing your sandwich
01:12Antunia kicked the bucket heart attack that happened a year ago. He was as fat as a well-fed turkey
01:16Damn, he's serious. Thank you so much for the suit Kiroga. You better not lose the bag
01:24I mean you're unbelievable you've got the trial coming up soon and you still feel compelled to go to work to be honest
01:30I don't understand you. You should just try to relax and take it easy at home and picture yourself winning your case
01:36Try to visualize it. It's very important to do that. Are you good at visualizing?
01:42I'm in a rush business is very urgent
01:44I understand that everything feels urgent, but there are quite a few people ahead of you. I appreciate your patience, sir
01:50Who do people ask when they're looking to buy feed it's me since I know a thing or two about feed who do people turn to when they need a lawyer?
02:02Oh, no, I just need a lawyer because I'm going to float on air while they flounder
02:07I'm not guilty of anything and I'll tell the judge. I'm a normal person. That's all. Are you serious? You're joking, right?
02:12Do you still think you're normal? Yeah, sure. You're so normal, right? Of course. I'm super normal. That's right
02:17Come on. How many times do I have to ask? What do I need a lawyer because they're going to blame you for everything? Come on
02:22Anton finally there are so many people waiting and this is an epidemic in my opinion shit
02:27I'll be right there and according to you Angela
02:29What kind of epidemic is this the shitty kind the shitty kind very good tell them to wait a little bit longer
02:34And if you could get me some water to please, okay?
02:39What what let me guess Anton a shit epidemic seems normal to you. I
02:43I really can't stand you Ushia some days. I just can't stand you
02:50It's okay, Cosito, it's okay. It's okay my little mouse, huh?
02:54How long has he been having diarrhea ever since he woke up, but the smell woke me up
02:59And what did he eat the same as usual his feed you know the kawandog from here such a huge dog just the kawandog?
03:05I mean some steak and a few crusts from the pizza, maybe half a donut
03:10Must be the donut's fault. From now on a bland diet consisting of rice will be recommended. Is that all right?
03:17Wouldn't it be possible to do an x-ray?
03:20A crazy bastard who put needles in sausages and left them in the bushes was arrested in Valencia not long ago
03:26So are you saying you were recently in Valencia? No
03:30What about your dog then?
03:32No, then I don't know what you mean. I
03:36Mean, maybe there's a copycat in our town these things happen more often than you think
03:40Counterfeiters are the ones who copy they copy a lot. We don't do that around here anything else come on Cosito. Let's go
03:49Here I have the report from the inspector who visited us a few days ago as mama kawanda
03:54I want to tell you I love you and that regardless of what it says here
03:57It doesn't matter to us because you're not anything like what's written here
04:01And to me you're the most hard-working employees and truly the best wanders a boss could ever ask for
04:07I appreciate everything you do. Will you read it already? We're about to have a stroke. Thank you, Choelle for your words
04:14I'll proceed to read
04:16Okay, so
04:18In accordance with the findings of the evaluation that was prepared by the regional manager
04:24the board of directors
04:26has made the decision to
04:28To what? To what Ushia has made the decision to consider whether or not Ushia Ferrero
04:37Should continue as a manager of the Kwanisaur in Santiago de Compostela
04:41Well, of course if they fire you we'll all leave with you
04:46What did you say Angela because I didn't read anything here about firing anyone that's not what it says at all
04:52I mean
04:54It says they're considering if you should continue or not. That's what it says. Yeah, that's a good point, Joelle
04:59It says consider that means they're thinking about it. They're just thinking
05:03How about how about we give the boss a call we need her to reassure us all?
05:07So that she can tell us that it's okay if they only said consider
05:10Go on a team together forever
05:12She hung up
05:14She hung up
05:16She's busy. That's why she hung up
05:18Right
05:25Good morning. Leave your belongings there, please
05:31You can take your things. Thank you
05:33Go ahead. Okay. Thank you
05:35Come in leave your things there
05:49Good morning. Hello. I have a meeting with
05:51Good morning. Hey, you moron. What the hell are you doing? What are you doing? I'm Anton Barris. What the fuck?
05:55Okay, what's going on here? I'm Hector Porras. Mr. Barris, your lawyer. Okay. I don't have a lawyer. I don't want a lawyer. I don't need a lawyer
06:02I would like to have a conversation with the judge myself. I'd like to speak with the judge directly with no filters
06:07Anton Barris, um, excuse me
06:08You're being investigated as part of a criminal case and you must have a defense attorney
06:11During the preliminary hearing a public defender will represent you since you don't have a lawyer. This man you just called a moron
06:17Please come in
06:19After you sir
06:22They're hiring at the 24-hour convenience store on my street
06:29I think they also need a waitress at the kebab restaurant managed by the Asturian man
06:33I'm really sorry, Ushia. Have you heard who's gonna be the next manager?
06:37Roy, please. Come on. Oh, and besides if they make me manager, I'd be more than happy if you took my position as receptionist
06:43I mean they haven't fired me yet, you know
06:45Hello. Can I drop off my resume with you? I don't know what's wrong with my computer, but it won't let me upload files to the website
06:52Sure. Don't worry. I'll make sure to pass it along. Okay. Thanks. Thank you. Bye. Have a wonderful day. Likewise
06:58Hiring store coordinator at Kawanda Galicia
07:02Oh, no. It looks like they made a decision
07:05There are three Kawandas in Galicia, right? I mean, why does it have to be this Kawanda? Why do we believe it's this Kawanda?
07:12We believe it's this Kawanda? Really?
07:16I mean... She has a point
07:18I'm innocent, Your Honor. I just want to get my life back to reconnect with the veterinarian and me and move on from that Kawanda store
07:24Well, it's a boutique store and honestly, it's a joke. Nothing more. It's...it's a fraud
07:29For instance, the cushion. The cushion dogs have always used to bang bang bang
07:32Well, now we...they call the thing a humper
07:35They actually call a cushion a humper and they sell it for 200 euros
07:39How can they sell a humper which is basically a cushion for dogs to use for pleasure for 200 euros?
07:43Do you think that's normal, sir?
07:47No
07:48Sir, tell me where exactly...where do you think you are?
07:52I'm talking here with you, Your Honor
07:54Right here in this chamber of truth and justice in order to approve my innocence and I can explain it again if you need
08:01No, no, no, please. There's no need. Thank you. There's no need
08:04I think we should take a break
08:06Come back tomorrow
08:08At 4 in the afternoon
08:10Pardon me, sir, but...
08:12I did a good job talking in there, right?
08:16Maybe it wasn't the best choice to use terms like shady, Kawandites or goddammit when appearing before a judge
08:21At least he got the idea, right? The message was delivered
08:24Let's just hope the judge didn't understand anything. I advised you to keep quiet
08:28Okay, so what happens now?
08:29We'll reconvene tomorrow at 4 to complete the hearing
08:32The pre-trial phase needs to be completed and if the judge considers you a defendant, you'll be summoned for trial
08:37I'll explain it all to the judge tomorrow
08:39No, no, no, you won't say anything tomorrow
08:41If you don't want to end up in jail, you better stay quiet, understood?
08:44Come on, who goes to jail over something so trivial
08:47You could get three to six years behind bars
08:53Do you know the woman in green? I'm a veterinarian
08:56The district attorney? Of course
08:59Mrs. District Attorney, what a coincidence!
09:03Oh my, the kind veterinarian, how are you?
09:07And actually, I say coincidence because I've been thinking about your dog's diarrhea all morning
09:11Why? How concerned should I be?
09:14No, I'm not overly concerned, but I do regret not following through with that x-ray you recommended
09:19And a blood test to rule out the possibility of the dog eating something toxic or going through a slow poisoning process
09:25You mean he could have been poisoned?
09:28My schedule is fully booked, I apologize, but today's not feasible
09:30No problem at all, I might be able to fit you in for an appointment tomorrow morning
09:34Okay, thanks
09:35Thank you
09:36And what are you doing in court?
09:39Everything's fine, it's all under control, I'm here with my cousin
09:44He's a lawyer
09:46Cousin, come say, please say hello to Mrs. The Attorney, come on
09:51Hi
09:52Anyway, see you tomorrow morning in my office
09:55Okay
09:56Bye
09:57See you later
09:58See you later
10:00Let's go, cousin
10:02Well, the good news is that there are no sausages with needles
10:05And the bad news is that we still don't know the cause of the diarrhea
10:09But we'll find out, we'll find out
10:11Well, I thought I'd bring you this, just in case
10:13Thank you so much, but Kawanda's policy is not to accept gifts
10:16But anyway, since it's from you
10:20You brought a sample of feces to my office
10:23You don't need to return the lunchbox, okay?
10:25Well, at first glance, it seems that Casito might benefit from continuing a bland diet of rice for a few additional days
10:34However, with that said, just to be completely sure, I will be collecting some blood samples
10:39As well as some fur samples, and then urine
10:45I appreciate you taking the time and effort
10:47It's truly no trouble at all, anything for Casito
10:49By the way, I have a question for you
10:51Well, since you're a professional, as an attorney, what do you think of the, of the strategy of remaining silent?
10:57What are your thoughts about that?
11:00You weren't in the courthouse to see your cousin, were you?
11:03No
11:04Right
11:05To me, if someone remains silent, it will be taken as an admission of guilt
11:10But you are guilty, aren't you?
11:11Again, by the grace of God, I swear that when I signed that document, I didn't defraud anyone
11:15Okay, but still, your only option is to say nothing
11:17Saying nothing and hope the trial gets cancelled for irregularities or lack of evidence
11:22It's unlikely, but not impossible
11:24Let me tell you something, Anton
11:27No offense, okay?
11:28But your look also doesn't help
11:30You're unshaven with that madman's hair
11:33Anton, it doesn't help
11:40What are you doing?
11:42Nothing, I'm just clearing out some samples I used to coerce a lawyer into providing me with some legal guidance
11:47Do I look like a madman?
11:49Absolutely
11:56I will send the samples to the lab and you
12:01Can you find out
12:03How much Kawan Dog we sell in this store?
12:07Boutique store
12:08Of course, I'll find out
12:09Whatever you want, okay?
12:14Angela, could you please call the next one in?
12:16Doctor, Gordito has diarrhea
12:18My iguana does too, you're not the only one, man
12:20Yeah, my dog needs help too, please doctor, please, it's urgent
12:22I've been here for more than an hour
12:23Come on, please, quiet down, quiet down
12:25Hey everyone, hello?
12:26How about we just chill out a bit, humans and pets alike
12:28Honestly, I don't think anyone's having a great day today, you know?
12:31So please everyone, I'm begging you, let's just work together a little
12:34Let's cooperate and line up in the order you've got here, thanks a ton
12:37Thank you very much, Ushia
12:39Well, we are observing cases of poisoning in various animal species across different neighborhoods, each with diverse diets
12:44Consequently, the poisoning occurred in this location
12:47We'll refer to the health issue as Kawanda shit
12:49It's important to review the purchasing history of these customers
12:52And identify any commonalities, whether it be apparel, playthings or other items
12:56Okay
12:57Please let me know as soon as Casito's results are back
13:00I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused
13:03Angela, please allow the next one to come in
13:05Hurry up, Angela
13:06So the next one is Larry
13:18Okay, this isn't just meat, it's meat soup, chicken soup, and pork
13:21Fine, let's cut it in the soup
13:22What's up, is there anything new Ushia?
13:24Uh, I got Casito's results if you want to take a look
13:27Let's see what's wrong with you, Casito
13:32Casito appears to have significantly elevated bilirubin levels, confirming what I expected
13:37The presence of a potentially toxic substance at Kawanda
13:40Wow, what a surprise, Kawanda has turned out quite toxic, so...
13:44Alright, did you check whether the customers all bought the same product or...
13:47Oh no, they all spent a lot of money, but that's the only thing they have in common
13:50Maybe they stole that product
13:51Huh
13:52Yeah, sure, the exact same thing, right? What a coincidence
13:54Oh my god
13:55Hold on a minute, I think Angela's spot on
13:58Angela?
13:59You're right, very well done
14:01What's important here are the products they didn't end up paying for
14:05Kawanda special offer, Kawanda special offer, Kawanda special offer
14:08What the hell is the Kawanda special offer, Kawanda special offer?
14:10The customers are entitled to a free product whenever they spend more than 50 euros
14:13Really?
14:14And this month it was treats
14:15So I wasn't good enough, Kawanda
14:17No, actually it was your Kawandis that didn't cut it
14:19Combining the words Kawanda with candy creates the name Kawandis
14:22The fact of the matter is that every single Kawandi is different
14:25I mean, look, there are Kawandis for cats, Kawandis for reptiles, Kawandis for dogs, for birds
14:29Showel, showel
14:30What?
14:31Don't be naive, they just changed the packaging, they're not different
14:34It's the exact same shit inside
14:36Ushia Ferrero Veras?
14:46Sign the severance agreement and you're free to go
14:49Um, if you don't mind, I'd like to sign the severance agreement after meeting with the store's customers
14:55The Kawanda database is not intended for you to say goodbye to them
14:59No, no, of course it's not
15:01It's not to say goodbye to them, honestly
15:03It's, it's to warn them because I'm
15:06Well, it turns out that the Kawandis we've been selling for the last month
15:09Are actually toxic to the customer's pets, they're all getting sick
15:14The Kawandis?
15:15Yes
15:16Yes, the Kawandis
15:19But anyway, we've just found out, you know
15:22Uh, well I'm sure that's something we can handle though
15:26Well, yeah, but I can handle it too
15:29Don't you trust the Kawanda family?
15:31Yes, but does it trust me?
15:32I did everything for this company for years
15:34Yet you fired me because of a report written by someone who hasn't even been here for 24 hours
15:38Bit unfair, don't you think?
15:39And without any compensation, of course
15:41Or maybe not
15:42Maybe the thing is that Kawanda is full of shit
15:44I mean it literally
15:46Because as I was telling you
15:48We have a problem
15:49We've been poisoning the customer's pets with the Kawandis
15:52So what's the next step?
15:53Because it's been a month and it's imperative that we take action now
15:57Understood
15:59Um, this is what we'll do, Ushia
16:01I'll talk to headquarters
16:03Um, we'll forget about the report and you'll keep your position
16:05But we'll take care of the entire situation regarding Kawandis
16:09You gave me no other option
16:19I don't want to be a Mama Kawanda in a place like this anymore
16:23Where will you find a job like this?
16:25Are you saying the treats were past their use-by date?
16:32No, just some fungus in the treats
16:34It can be a hassle sometimes
16:36The poisoner is always who you least expect
16:38Absolutely
16:39But I think with the right stomach protector and some patience
16:42You should recover well
16:43Of course you will
16:45Well
16:47Anton
16:48Good luck
16:49You're going to need it
16:51Thank you so much
16:52I appreciate it
16:53Listen just one last thing
16:54So if
16:55If the topic happens to come up and you run into the church
16:58Would you?
16:59Are you being serious right now?
17:01I mean if the topic comes up and you happen to see the church
17:04Could you just-
17:05Come on, Cosito
17:08Comb your hair, Anton
17:10Oh
17:11Uncle, just chill out
17:24I can't, my anxiety won't go away
17:27Why are you dressed like that?
17:28What do you mean?
17:30I'm not sure, it's just kinda weird, you know? Like he's on witness protection
17:33It's too much, I know
17:34It's too much, I know
17:36They need to fix the fucking elevators
17:41You're late, what kind of lawyer are you?
17:42Sorry, I needed a tea
17:44It's my first time in a trial
17:46It's nerve-wracking, right?
17:48Do you want to go over your statement?
17:49No, I was thinking I'm going to change strategy
17:51I want to confess and-
17:52Anton, you can't do that
17:53You're about to see the judge
17:54Come on, there's no time
17:55You gotta focus
17:56Sibelina, listen, I can't cope with this anxiety anymore
17:58I signed the shitty paper and if I have to go to jail, I'll go
18:01End of story
18:02Uh, I-
18:20Come on
18:32How's the cow doing, Vicente?
18:39Ophelia, much better
18:44You shouldn't have signed that certificate
18:49That's why you extorted me to sign it?
18:50I didn't put a gun to your head
18:51Deep down you did it because you're like us
18:55A romantic
18:58Laugh, laugh
18:59Neither of us want to rot for years confined within four walls
19:04Or sit in traffic on our way to work
19:07We know country life is going under, but we're still here
19:12Vicente, you seem too composed to be about to go to jail
19:16Well, I've already lived the life I wanted
19:19My grandson is what concerns me
19:21And you, you'll adapt to anything I know
19:24He won't stop talking
19:30Vicente, he won't stop talking
19:31No, no, no
19:32He won't stop talking
19:33I don't know what he's saying, but he just won't stop
19:34Pushiya, please, come on, we're in a courthouse
19:37That's why it would be good to hear what he's saying before Anton makes his statement
19:41Okay, Sibelina
19:42Holy shit, what's up with you? Jesus
19:43I mean, I'm feeling nervous, and we need to talk, Sibelina, because
19:48What? Come on
19:50If I go to jail, I
19:52If I go to jail, I don't want anyone to visit me
19:56I would understand, I'd understand it perfectly if you wanted to
19:59To break up with me, or maybe try Tinder, things like that
20:02Tinder? What are you saying? What is the matter with you?
20:04I mean, after so many years, that's all you've got?
20:06Are we breaking up? Do you want to date your cellmate too? What is it with you?
20:10I mean, I just, I'm never sure about anything
20:12Oh my god
20:16Just leave me alone, okay?
20:18Take care of my blockhead, grandson
20:34Keep walking, sir
20:36Give him a hand, Anton
20:40Goodbye, Anton
20:41Goodbye, Adelina
20:48Okay, let's go, it's, it's our turn
20:55You won't make a statement
20:57What?
20:58Vicente cleared you and his grandson
20:59He told the judge he forged your signature and plotted the whole scheme all on his own
21:03We don't have to go to trial
21:05And, and that means what, huh?
21:08That I won my first big case
21:09I guess I'm, I'm free
21:19Anton
21:23You're free
21:25So how do I do the Tinder stuff? Do you set it up for me? How do we do it? Do I set it up? What's the deal?
21:36Okay, that's enough
21:39I'm going to miss each and every one of you very much
21:55Who will give me orders now, Ushia?
21:58Take it, Bernardo
21:59You're the best Kwandites in the whole world, do you know that?
22:05And it's been an honor for me to be the captain of this ship and, well, even though I, even though I'm not part of this, this team anymore, I want you to know that, that you'll always be like family to me
22:17You taught me the sawdust and the poop trick, and I won't forget it
22:21Such lovely memories
22:22Please come by someday to visit us, and I'll trim those split ends
22:29We could exchange t-shirts like athletes
22:33To be honest, I'd rather keep mine on
22:35Ushia, don't be so sad, okay? This is better than dying, don't you think so?
22:39Yeah, I think so too
22:42Okay, Ushia, so listen, these lazy kawandas bought you a little something, I don't think you'll like it
22:50No, no, no, no, no
22:52Are you serious?
22:54Look at that, it's a mug
22:56A mug that has a phrase on it
22:58Today is the first day of the rest of your life
23:01Well, that's actually true
23:04I'm leaving Kwanda, but not the animals, no
23:08Ushi version 2.0
23:10I thought of studying a vet tech course, and clearly I'm not prepared for that, so I picked another field
23:16Ethology
23:18What do you know about wine?
23:20What are you talking about? Ethology is the study of animal behavior
23:24Being a pet is not easy
23:26You spend so many hours alone, and so they need help with that
23:29And as you all know, it's clearly in my DNA to help others
23:34Come on, let's do this one last time
23:35I say team!
23:36We say team too
23:38No, come on, just give me this please
23:40I say team and you respond with
23:42Kwanda!
23:59Why are you talking about food?
24:00You can't tell us how to make it
24:02Go on, let's do this
24:04I'm not trying to make it
24:06I'm not trying to get food
24:08I have no way behind
24:10You can't, you know it
24:12What do you want?
24:14You don't want it?
24:16How do you want, how do you want?
24:18You going to get that?
24:20I'll stop, let's do this
24:22And I'm going down
24:24And I'll leave that
24:25How's the new boss so far?
24:35So the new boss is very nice.
24:38We're going to get along so well.
24:41Yeah, I'm sure.
24:45How did you find me?
24:47Isabella told me that you come here to think.
24:50No, I don't come to think.
24:51I come to shout.
24:52I shout and calm down a bit.
24:53You should try it.
24:55No.
24:56Try it.
24:57We're all born shouting.
24:58Give it a shot.
24:59Come on.
24:59No, I just don't.
25:01I don't like shouting.
25:02I don't want to.
25:02Sure, you don't like it and you don't have any reasons.
25:05You live with a 60-year-old man.
25:07You got fired from Kowanda.
25:08To your surprise, your boyfriend turned out to be a fucking fraud.
25:12Listen, resentment is pretty much like lighting a fire to bother your neighbors with a smoke.
25:19It's true.
25:20It doesn't make any sense.
25:21One day a little vein in your head will burst with so many mug phrases, I'm leaving.
25:30No, because I love my mug phrases.
25:32By the way, start preparing the tofu salad.
25:34I'll be there in a bed.
25:36Do it yourself.
25:38I'm having dinner with Sabella.
25:40Go to hell, you fucking new Kowanda boss.
25:56Almost done.
26:00Let me double check.
26:01So, you're the veterinarian Antonio?
26:04Anton.
26:07Antonio.
26:08Well, I'll be honest, okay?
26:13I'm not planning on firing anyone, but, well, I need to make sure that we're all on the same page.
26:17Mm-hmm.
26:18I understand.
26:19What do you think the Kowanda family prefers?
26:23A happy dog or a happy owner?
26:28Surprise me, ma'am.
26:32Neither.
26:33Really, neither.
26:34In our family, the best pet is the sick pet.
26:38The best customer is the one who's desperate to save it.
26:41I think that's a sound argument.
26:45Mm-hmm.
26:46So tell me, Antonio, are we on the same page here?
26:57Can I be honest with you, ma'am?
27:02Fuck that!
27:04I fucking shit!
27:06God damn it!
27:08Fuck that, you woman!
27:09Fuck that, you're really fucking shit!
27:14Uh...
27:16Uh...
27:19Uh...
27:21Uh...
27:22Uh...
27:23Uh...
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27:38Uh...
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