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00:00Can I sit there, please? Can I sit there, please?
00:04Can I sit down? Have you got my space? Are you going to move?
00:12Do I look like I'm going to move?
00:16Are you comfy, Tilly? Look out of your eyes. I know you're there.
00:20Yes! Ooh, happy days.
00:31Oh, Daniella, I like this. He's gone and done and did it.
00:33I don't trust him, cos he's teetotal. Oh, no, no!
00:36Cryptic, that, convoluted that.
00:38Oh, no, no. What a waste of a muffin.
00:42Oh! What's that?!
00:45Unacceptable! Yeah!
00:48Oh! What the hell?! Is that it?!
00:51There's not much evidence of man-boob, is there, Mary?
00:54Oh, I hate Swiss roll. Oh, no!
00:56Oh! Oh, no!
00:58Oh, he's a badin'. Yes, he's a badin'.
01:01Oh, man, he's got one in and one out!
01:03It's the kind of trash I adore.
01:05Was that good for you as it was for me?
01:08In the week Trump landed at Stansted for his state visit,
01:12we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:15Nicky and Davina were finding your family again on ITV1.
01:20Imagine the moment.
01:23Hi, Alan. Hi, Davina.
01:25When the burning questions can finally be answered.
01:28Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
01:32I've still got that ancestry.com thing that Dad gave me for Christmas.
01:36Are you going to do it and see what the heritage is?
01:40I want to, but I don't want to give these people my DNA.
01:43Oh, Shay. Stop it.
01:45I don't know.
01:46You think they haven't got your DNA already?
01:48Come on, girl. You were born in Croydon.
01:56They sold your DNA a long time ago.
01:57A long time ago.
01:59Cyberbullying stateside got the Netflix treatment.
02:03Everyone else had a phone.
02:04You know, I just... I wanted to fit in.
02:06I was just getting to that age where, like, social media was becoming popular.
02:09And I just wanted to...
02:10Sick.
02:12Bro.
02:13Sick.
02:16How many eyes are there, Mary?
02:18Nine.
02:19It's meant to be drooling.
02:21Can you do it?
02:22Sick.
02:24Bro.
02:25And the nation felt divided over uniting the kingdom on ITV.
02:30Among the many questions that now linger is what kind of country does our national flag symbolise?
02:37I saw an England flag in somebody's window and it had England underneath it.
02:43But they'd drawn the curtains so all you could see was gland.
02:48I was like, yeah, that's right.
02:50That's my country, gland.
02:55In Leeds...
03:01Izzy!
03:03What?
03:03My bronzer.
03:04Why have you been doing your make-up sat on my sofa?
03:08I was opening my bronzer to look at my mirror in there.
03:11I got it.
03:12It's my bloody Charlotte Tilbury, that.
03:14Right, don't move.
03:16Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
03:20Oh, can we salve...
03:21Bad Dad!
03:22Can we salvage any?
03:23No, stop trying to pick it up.
03:25It'll crush it and it'll be more.
03:28Stop moving!
03:29There's a quid's worth of bronzer there that you're backing up.
03:31Hey, so the quid's worth of bronzers on my sofa.
03:35This week, a celebrity chef's offspring was cooking up some classics on Prime Video.
03:41I think this is going to be great for me because I've been looking for some cooking tips.
03:44Do you know, Summer, all the cooking shows we've watched, Jenny, you've never bloody done one of them.
03:49You've sat here, you've took notes, you've wrote it down every recipe and you've done that all about it.
03:54I know, and do you know it's cost me a fortune.
03:56I buy the pots what you need, the pans what you need, and they're still in the cupboard.
04:01I'm Tilly Ramsey.
04:02I love to cook and I have a passion for mastering new dishes.
04:05It's Matilda Ramsey.
04:07Tilly Ramsey.
04:08Street name Tilly, yes.
04:09Is she Gordon's daughter?
04:11Yes.
04:12Isn't that charming?
04:13From recipes I discover on social media...
04:15I love a TikTok recipe.
04:16There's so many good recipes on TikTok.
04:19Oh, they're so good.
04:20I can't wait to get in the kitchen with you and dish it out.
04:23Dish it out?
04:23We all like to dish it out, but not food.
04:27I feel like I'm going to like Tilly's food.
04:29I feel like she's going to cook stuff that I want to eat.
04:32I mean, it's not hard.
04:34No, it's not.
04:36I have been looking forward to today for a very long time because the theme is comfort food classics.
04:42Oh, chat to me, Tilly.
04:44Oh, I love a bit of comfort food.
04:46I'm all for comfort.
04:48And I've got a very special guest with me today.
04:50It'll be a dad.
04:51Oh, it will be a dad, won't it?
04:52First episode, do you blow all your veins in episode one?
04:55I would.
04:56Bringing out the big guns.
04:57Someone I've known for quite a long time.
04:59It's a dad.
05:00Oh, my God.
05:01Yes, finally, Tilly.
05:03Dad.
05:04Oh, that could have been me and dad.
05:06Oh, my God, Dad.
05:07It's going to get you some viewers when your dad's Gordon Ramsay,
05:10and I don't blame her for milking it, because I would.
05:13Exactly.
05:14I wish my dad were Gordon Ramsay.
05:15Yeah.
05:15So's Neil.
05:16Yeah.
05:18What are we making today?
05:19Please, take a look.
05:22Bonjour, madame.
05:23Oh, we're in Paris.
05:24Oh, au français.
05:25It's either going to be beef bourguignon or French onion soup, surely.
05:28No.
05:28Croque monsieur.
05:29Well, you always think about Paris fold, it's frog's legs.
05:31French braze.
05:33That's called for full travel, then.
05:36Croque monsieur.
05:37Oh!
05:38Yes, yes, yes.
05:39Oh, right.
05:39That's a sort of toasted sandwich.
05:40That's ham and cheese toast.
05:41It's a posh, it's basically a posh ham and cheese toast.
05:44Yeah.
05:44So I like to do half cream and half milk, okay?
05:48Or bay leaf.
05:50Yeah, a little touch of salt.
05:51Hold on.
05:52Who's cooking here?
05:52In it?
05:53What are you doing there anyway?
05:54I thought she was supposed to be doing...
05:59If you start grating a little bit of cheese on a plate for me.
06:03So we've got gruyere and comte.
06:05Oh, we have comte, don't we?
06:07When we go to France, we like the comte.
06:10Comte is a cheese.
06:12I know, but what does comte look like?
06:17Eh?
06:18I've never had comte in my...
06:23I like to toast both sides in just a little bit of olive oil.
06:28Yep.
06:29Okay.
06:30And touch of butter.
06:31Olive oil and butter.
06:32So the bread's buttered.
06:33It's put a bit of salt on the bread.
06:34Then the bread's gone into butter and oil.
06:37I don't think this is for us on a diet.
06:38Would you describe this as cardiac cuisine?
06:41Yeah.
06:42Now, we start building this out.
06:44What?
06:45Yes.
06:46So bechamel on top.
06:47Oh, if you can put that on top.
06:48It does look quite good.
06:49Shall I go and make us one in a minute?
06:50No.
06:51Right, fried egg.
06:52Let's turn that croque monsieur into croque madame.
06:55Oh!
06:57Oh, he's ruined the madame now.
06:59So it's the fried egg, obviously, on the top.
07:01So he's going from the monsieur one to the madame.
07:04Close your eyes.
07:06Hold out your hand.
07:08What is it?
07:08What's that?
07:09What's he putting in her hand?
07:10That's a beautiful French truffle from Peregr.
07:14Whoa.
07:14Bloody hell.
07:16That's about £2,000 worth, isn't it?
07:18Yep.
07:18I bloody knew we were going to get the truffle out.
07:20Oh!
07:21Well, what a way to ruin something by sticking truffle all over it.
07:25And that is a delicious croque monsieur, finished, la croque madame.
07:31Wow, that's a sandwich, boy.
07:33That just looks lovely.
07:34I'm a little bit hurt inside that I'll never get to taste that.
07:37I don't get why they've not done, like, a cheap version of it.
07:40You know, for us mere mortals, you know, yes, you can replace the ham with Billy Bear.
07:45Yeah.
07:46You can use a grated baby bell through the middle of it.
07:49Yeah.
07:50And then the truffle, you know, don't even bother with that.
07:53Pepper.
07:54Just pepper.
07:55Just put loads of pepper on it.
07:58That's the working man's truffle, isn't it?
08:00Pepper.
08:04Bon appetit, as you say in France.
08:06In Leeds.
08:10Just so you know, I'm going to bury you in those.
08:12What?
08:12Not prematurely, like when you pass naturally of natural causes.
08:16I'm going to bury you in those pyjamas.
08:17Best friends Danielle and Daniella.
08:20Oh, that were my aunties that died, actually.
08:22I mean, she didn't die in them, but yeah.
08:25Okay.
08:27But they are quite big now.
08:28They're nice.
08:29I know.
08:30I feel rich in these pyjamas.
08:31You look rich.
08:33Like I'm screaming old money.
08:37Old?
08:38No money.
08:39Old no money.
08:43This week, it was the extraordinary tale about the high school catfish that had us gripped on Netflix.
08:50Ooh, I've heard about this one.
08:51Everyone's talking about it on TikTok.
08:53Have I ever been catfished?
08:54I'm trying to think.
08:55Can you not remember when I was?
08:56I think I was once on MSN.
08:59MSN?
09:00All of the text messages in this film are real.
09:04I can read.
09:07My name's Lauren Licari.
09:09My girlfriend, Beale City, Michigan.
09:11And do you know, there's always in America where you get these stories.
09:14You are the ugliest person I've ever seen.
09:19What the f**k?
09:21Nah, that's cruel.
09:22What the f**k?
09:22They're going through your text?
09:24Yeah, TA.
09:26A high school girl in Michigan was cyberbullied for more than a year.
09:29Shit.
09:30Cyberbullied.
09:31These texts were coming in at a clip of 40, 50 a day.
09:36Bloody hell.
09:40Unknown number.
09:41The high school catfish.
09:43You know what, if it wasn't for small town America, Netflix would be bankrupt.
09:46Because there'd be nothing to show.
09:47Yeah.
09:48There was a girl in my class that threw a Halloween party every year.
09:52And all of our classmates would go and all of our parents would go.
09:55I mean, October's a good time to throw a Halloween party.
09:58It makes sense.
09:58Yeah.
09:59Everything checks out so far.
10:00We were about a year into our relationship, me and Lauren.
10:03And she was not invited.
10:06But like, I like basically invited her.
10:08Like, how chivalrous.
10:10He's really, like, stamping us authority there.
10:12Yeah.
10:12If I'm coming, you're going, babe.
10:14Two weeks before the Halloween party,
10:17we got a text from an unknown number and a group chat.
10:20Oh.
10:20Hi, Lauren.
10:21Ellen is breaking up with you.
10:23What?
10:23Who would be sending that?
10:25Not sure what he told you, but he is coming to the Halloween party.
10:29And we are both down to fuck.
10:30Oh!
10:31You are a sweet girl.
10:33This person is intense.
10:34The 13.
10:36DTF means that, does it?
10:37Before all of this, dating no one.
10:40I was just having a good life.
10:41I loved life.
10:43Oh, she was having a good life with the first boyfriend.
10:46They liked a lot of the same stuff, you know?
10:48A lot of the sports.
10:50They went trick-or-treating together.
10:52Little things like that.
10:53That's Lauren's mum, Kendra.
10:55I'm glad you're here, Julie.
10:57It must be awful for Kendra to see her daughter, Lauren,
11:02go through all of this.
11:03Oh, yeah, without a doubt.
11:04It's heartbreaking.
11:05And then it started to get worse and worse.
11:07Oh, my gosh!
11:11Never heard of the word skank.
11:12What does skank mean?
11:13I have no idea.
11:15Well, it's probably like a ferret.
11:17Roll spilling of skunk.
11:18Skunk.
11:19Yeah.
11:20Owen and I down to suck finger fuck.
11:25What the hell's a suck finger fuck?
11:30I think it's three separate events.
11:32I don't think it's a one-stop show.
11:37Kill yourself now, bitch.
11:40What?
11:40This is shocking.
11:41No, that's too far.
11:42I mean, all the...
11:44That's too far.
11:45The suck duck and fuck or whatever it was.
11:47Yeah, I mean, that was too far.
11:50Well, this is too far.
11:50This is absolutely too far.
11:52In April of 22...
11:55God, it's nearly two years.
11:56That's a long time, isn't it?
11:58Sheriff Mike Main requested some assistance
12:01in the case he was investigating.
12:03Oh, they've got the FBI.
12:04Yeah, Bradley Peters now involved.
12:06I found one phone number that kept coming up.
12:09Oh, shit.
12:10This is so good.
12:11I can't wait.
12:12Who is it?
12:13One number name.
12:15The phone number was...
12:17Kendra.
12:18Whoa, whoa, whoa.
12:19That's her mum.
12:20That's the mother, innit?
12:23Oh!
12:23Why?
12:24Lauren's mum?
12:26That can't be right.
12:28Yeah, yeah.
12:29This is all kind of fucked up.
12:31Yeah.
12:31Is this right?
12:36Hey, Kendra.
12:37Oh, this might be where the house gets raided.
12:39You've got to have a conversation.
12:41And I have a search warrant for your devices and your phones.
12:45She's not going, what the hell?
12:47This is ridiculous.
12:48Why are you questioning me?
12:49I'd be like, what are you on about?
12:50What do you mean with devices?
12:51What do you want them for?
12:52What do you want them for?
12:53If we come up with some stuff, that comes back to you.
12:56What do you mean?
12:57She's panicking.
12:58She looks panicked.
12:59Here we go.
13:00The penny's dropped, hasn't it?
13:01Freaking see it in a dish.
13:02Yeah.
13:03Me?
13:04Rabbit in the headlights.
13:05You can tell by her breathing.
13:07The message is coming and originating from you.
13:10No.
13:11Yes, you, love.
13:12You.
13:13She seems too calm.
13:15Like, I still kind of don't believe it's her.
13:17Your number, even though it was being hid, showed up every single message.
13:21Oh, my gosh.
13:22Oh, don't you tell me that all that language was coming from the mother.
13:27Is it, does it have to do with Owen?
13:30Is there an infatuation there with Owen?
13:31No.
13:33Nothing like that.
13:34No.
13:34Oh.
13:34Oh.
13:35Oh.
13:36Nothing like that.
13:37How did it really start?
13:38Like, why did it start after?
13:39Did it start during when they were both dating?
13:41It did.
13:42She did it then.
13:43Oh, my God, Simon.
13:45Is she joking?
13:47Lauren, can you come in?
13:48How's Lauren going to take this?
13:50Oh, no.
13:51Oh, my God.
13:53How does this even begin to unfold?
13:55You guys have been under a lot of stress lately.
13:57Some moves going on, some financial issues and everything else going on.
14:00Oh, my God.
14:01Is it going to be shattering?
14:02Mom got wrapped up into some stuff.
14:05And she didn't start it, but continued it.
14:09So we found some evidence and we kind of searched on it.
14:12We're going to take her phone and stuff.
14:13Look at Kendra's face.
14:14She's going to cry.
14:16She's finally realising the depth of what she's done.
14:18Sometimes when we're not thinking straight,
14:22we do some things that aren't right.
14:23What are you doing?
14:24How can you put your arm round that bed?
14:27After what you've taken, what she's got on her phone.
14:32I'm weirdly feeling a bit sorry for Kendra,
14:34despite her being a really terrible mother.
14:37A mum has been helping her through all this terrible time with the texts.
14:42And that creates a bond.
14:44Yeah.
14:46And I think that's why she's done it, potentially.
14:49Every single one of us makes mistakes.
14:51Not a single one of us has lived a perfect life.
14:53You know, to me, that's not a mistake.
14:56Yeah, you're not slipped and said that by accident.
14:58Yeah, exactly.
15:01Ooh, what am I like?
15:02It's one thing lying about your kids to Santa and the Tooth Fairy,
15:06but this just takes it to a whole new level.
15:10At least we don't have to worry about our mum catfishing us,
15:12because she can't...
15:13She can't even do an online shop.
15:14Exactly, so...
15:15In home...
15:25What are you doing?
15:26You're getting on my nerves.
15:27Facial exercises.
15:29What?
15:29To get rid of my gizzard.
15:31Best friends Jenny and Lee.
15:33If I go like that, it moves up.
15:35It makes it worse.
15:36Have you seen yourself in a mirror?
15:38No, I don't want to look at it.
15:39I won't do them if I look at it.
15:42E, E, I, O, ooh, ooh.
15:47You're not doing that?
15:48They won't let me do it either.
15:49No, and I'm not fucking letting you out there.
15:52Idiot.
15:53On Thursday night, it was tissues at the ready
15:56for more emotional reunions on ITV1.
15:59I'm drinking wine, because I'm watching Long Lost Family.
16:03I didn't know you needed a reason.
16:05I think, right, like, if some mum was lost,
16:11after many years, would it be any point in finding them?
16:19You might start shedding a tear in here, you know.
16:21I'm bad.
16:22You?
16:23Yeah, it's quite sad sometimes.
16:24I thought bad men don't cry.
16:25I'm not bad.
16:27I'm a good man.
16:28A lie.
16:3258-year-old widower Peter MacDonald
16:35was born and raised in Lancashire.
16:36You like metal detecting, don't you?
16:38I do like it.
16:39You're not going to find them with a metal detector, mate.
16:42Yeah, he's not Robocop.
16:45Peter was born Peter Stamp in 1966.
16:49He was less than six months old
16:51when his birth father placed him into care.
16:53Aww.
16:54Where's the birth mother then?
16:55Has the father put you into care?
16:57He was brought up by foster parents in the Preston area.
17:00Shout out to foster parents.
17:01I know.
17:02I started to get curious and started asking a few questions,
17:06but the answers weren't there for me, really.
17:08He could be related to you.
17:09He's got them eyebrows, look with all the air,
17:12straggling everywhere.
17:13Oh, he's not come knocking on our door, is he?
17:15But then some new information emerged.
17:18Oh, come on, then.
17:19There were some documents from the social services
17:24with the name Trevor Stamp.
17:26Oh.
17:26I wonder how...
17:27Stamp is not a common nickname either, is it?
17:30Stamp?
17:30Terence Stamp.
17:31Okay.
17:32The actor, you wouldn't know who he was.
17:33Any others?
17:34He was quite famous.
17:34I don't know any other stamps.
17:36I used to collect stamps.
17:37Peter Stamp?
17:38Yeah, well, this one now, obviously.
17:40Those documents referred to a boy a couple of years older than Peter
17:43with the same surname.
17:44Wow.
17:46Oh, so he must have a brother, then.
17:48In order to find his brother Trevor...
17:49He went to have a look under a bridge.
17:51...Peter decided to track down his birth father.
17:53No way he found his dad.
17:55Peter's father didn't know where Trevor was,
17:58but he was able to tell Peter the story of how they were separated.
18:02Aha, come on.
18:04How come they're all separated?
18:05What's going on here like?
18:06My mother was on the train with me and Trevor,
18:09and my father had turned up and there was a bit of an argument.
18:14Oh, a bit of a kerfuffle.
18:15This ain't sounding good, is it?
18:16It sounds like she was leaving him.
18:18As the train was leaving the station,
18:21my father grabbed me off my mother because I was in her arms.
18:25What?
18:26Torn apart.
18:27Can you imagine being ripped from your mother's arms?
18:30And the door was shut and that was it.
18:32No way.
18:34This is like sliding doors, but beyond anything you can imagine.
18:39A bit later and Nicky and the gang had done their thing and tracked down Peter's brother.
18:45Tell me if it were the circumstances of your separation from Peter all those years ago.
18:51Mum just said she was leaving.
18:54It looks like Peter!
18:56And we'd got on the train.
18:57To get away from?
18:58To get away from me dad.
19:00This is the Cockney version of Peter.
19:02It is Cockney Peter!
19:04You could see it in her face when she spoke about it, it hurt her.
19:08Because she always said she regretted it, not going back for him.
19:10She's probably held that inside her.
19:13All that time.
19:14All the...
19:15For the rest of her life.
19:20Here comes Peter!
19:21Come on!
19:21Come and meet your brother!
19:23Oh, wow!
19:27Oh, look at the smell!
19:32Hello mate!
19:33Oh, you look great out, didn't you?
19:40I think it'd take me not seeing you for 58 years to pug you.
19:46Glad you're looking for me.
19:48Oh God, it's good to see you.
19:50Yeah, I'm pleased to see you.
19:53Yeah, I'm pleased to see you both.
19:54They're not men of many words, are they?
19:56I'm so glad what I was told about Mum.
20:00Yeah?
20:01Because I've always thought that she never wanted me.
20:04Yeah, I always thought his mum never wanted him.
20:06Before she passed, she always said, find him.
20:09She was losing it, isn't he?
20:10Yeah.
20:11We've met on Mum's birthday.
20:14Tonight.
20:15Today was Mum's birthday.
20:18Wow!
20:19He didn't know that, did he?
20:20Happy birthday, Mum.
20:22Do I go to your travel, Trevor?
20:23You can call me whatever you want, bruv.
20:25All right.
20:25You can call me whatever you want, bruv.
20:26You can call me whatever you want, bruv.
20:26Bruv, that'll do, bruv.
20:27Bruv?
20:28Yeah, bruv.
20:29You can call me whatever you want, bruv.
20:31Bruv?
20:31It's Peter, not bruv.
20:35My name's Peter, not bruv.
20:39Do you know what I think that watching Long Lost Families makes me think?
20:48That we do actually take each other for granted.
20:51Don't you think?
20:55Don't you think?
20:57Yeah, so you better appreciate me.
20:59In the Cotswolds, Jay-Z and Beyonce have bought in the Cotswolds.
21:07Well, they've been saying it for a couple of weeks.
21:08I didn't think it was true.
21:09Andrew and his husband Alfie.
21:12I mean, obviously, they say everybody's buying here after Ellen DeGeneres and Portia.
21:16Apparently they've got a nine-bedroom, seven-bathroom with its own leg.
21:23And they're going to be moving in in 2026.
21:25Oh, and she's been spotted in a local garden center.
21:28Oh, I'm going to the garden center.
21:30Yeah.
21:30That's it.
21:31I'm going to go and buy some winter plants or something like that.
21:34Just hang out until you meet Beyonce.
21:35Not sure what I'll say to them.
21:36This ain't Texas.
21:37This would be brilliant.
21:44On Wednesday night, there were more wrong-uns on Channel 5.
21:48I could maybe, like, work for the police force, like, behind a desk.
21:52Yeah.
21:52Not on the front line.
21:53Not Bobby on the beat.
21:54No.
21:58I can't stand confrontation.
22:00You'd be horrendous.
22:01I would be.
22:02You'd be like, excuse me, sir, can you stop doing that?
22:04No.
22:04OK, have a nice day.
22:05Don't push me, mate.
22:08Fed up of feral teens.
22:10What's a feral teen?
22:11Is a feral teen not just a teenager that's grown up in a society
22:14where there's no youth clubs anymore and nothing to do?
22:16Is that what a feral teen is?
22:17I'm on a high horse already, mate.
22:19Or driven mad by the druggy deadbeat.
22:22Yes, everyone is.
22:23I don't think you've been too troubled in this village.
22:25No, but we did have sirens and policemen coming a few years ago
22:31when that woman walked into a bog on top of the hill.
22:34Here's the answer to your prayers.
22:38I want a shot one day.
22:40Just go, please.
22:41Open the fucking door.
22:47If you were walking down the street and a group of youths were coming your way,
22:50you're probably turning and running, right?
22:51Yeah, I'll burst into tears.
22:54PC Alex is out and about with eyes on the Grange estate in Kettering.
22:58For what's sake!
23:00I knew the begetteries!
23:02For what's sake!
23:04I used to hang around there as a kid!
23:07You yob!
23:08He soon spots a known drug dealer and repeat offender.
23:11Known drug dealer, repeat offender.
23:13Easy pickings here.
23:15Alex only wants a natter, but the bloke isn't the chatty type.
23:19Oh, he's off.
23:20Yeah.
23:20Sometimes you just want to get on selling your drugs without chatting away, don't you?
23:24You don't want interference all the time.
23:26Exactly.
23:27And by all, at least the police are the last ones you want to speak to.
23:30Exactly.
23:34Where is he?
23:35Oh, they've lost him, look.
23:36Where is he gone?
23:36I mean, I'm not being funny.
23:38How fast can a smack head roll?
23:40You'd be surprised.
23:42If the dealer is carrying drugs, he can now lose them before cops catch up.
23:46Thanks for explaining that.
23:49Look, he's holding on to the side there.
23:50That means the car's moving at some serious speed.
23:52That's like when mum's driving, I have to hold on to everything.
23:55Seatbelt, everything.
23:56Hold on for dear life.
23:58After a 10-minute search, there is no sign of their target.
24:02Lost him.
24:03Well, I hope they're going to show us somebody being caught.
24:06Alex is about to stand down.
24:08When?
24:09When he spots another fella, also known for repeated drug offences.
24:14Are they just going around looking for drugs on the street?
24:16Well, they might as well.
24:19What else is there to do?
24:20They're just starting on anyone now, aren't they?
24:22He's got a bag.
24:24The cyclist doesn't wait and bolts.
24:26Oh, he's off.
24:27He's off on all, isn't he?
24:29Fucking Alex is having a bad day here, isn't he?
24:31Nobody wants to talk to Alex.
24:35One little beep, that'll get him to stop.
24:37As if he can't hear the sirens behind him.
24:41Oh, there's police behind me, I didn't even hear him.
24:43He pulls over to let them back.
24:45Sorry.
24:46Go on, you go through.
24:47Even with a cop car directly behind the cyclist, he's not stopping.
24:52Why is he staying on the road?
24:54I don't get it.
24:54I know.
24:55The whole point of being not in a car for a criminal, not talking from experience here,
25:00would be that you can cut up a side or start jumping gardens.
25:03I know.
25:03Have they never seen Hot Fuzz?
25:04No, I know, mate.
25:05Yeah, watch this.
25:07It's there.
25:08Oh, it's there, look.
25:09With all these cop cars, look.
25:10Is that three police cars chasing a bike?
25:13By the time the cops catch up, the suspect dives off road across a field with an officer in tow.
25:21Oh, my goodness.
25:22Holy God, he's not going to get him if he's running.
25:24It's just cringe, isn't it?
25:26Watching a copper chase somebody that they're not going to catch makes me cringe.
25:29It gives me the ick.
25:30Alex's car swings off road.
25:34Oh, yes.
25:35I used to skate in that park on the left there.
25:37I've got him, I've got him, I've got him.
25:39There he is.
25:39There he is.
25:40There he is.
25:40There he is.
25:41Oh, God, where's he going now?
25:45It's no yellow jersey for Kettering's Bradley Wiggins.
25:49Oh, we've got him.
25:50What happened?
25:51He just stopped.
25:52Yeah, he stopped.
25:53The bike just stopped.
25:54A thorough search reveals...
25:58What?
25:59What?
26:00What?
26:00What is it?
26:01What's in your pocket, sis?
26:04Nothing.
26:06Well, that's embarrassing, isn't it, lads?
26:08Just stop next time, would you?
26:11This wouldn't have happened if you just spoke to me.
26:14You know, I didn't think we went hard enough there.
26:16We should have definitely got the chopper and a few canine units.
26:19Yeah.
26:20Spice things up a bit.
26:21Yeah.
26:21For one bloke on a bike.
26:23Right.
26:24Well, I'm going to write in and complain.
26:26It said catching the obs was the title of the programme.
26:29If they're not going to catch anyone, I've been cheated.
26:32I bet you're pleased your mum and dad's home off holiday.
26:44Have you been coping?
26:45I mean, I can look after myself, you know.
26:47Yeah, but they do feed you and water you.
26:49Yeah, my wee has been very orange.
26:51Probably been eaten.
26:52Best friends, Abby and Georgia.
26:55I had beans on toast with cheese and corn hot dogs.
27:02What?
27:03Then the day after that, I had spaghetti bolognese ready meal.
27:09And the day after that, I had the spaghetti bolognese ready meal again,
27:12so it must have been two for five, Pam.
27:14And then I went back to the beans on toast until they come home.
27:18Because I ran out of ready meals.
27:21On Friday, it was more trouble for Downing Street
27:24making the headlines on ITV.
27:27Don't keep crunching them, Chris, while I'm listening to the news,
27:30I'll tell you now.
27:30I'm fascinated by the news.
27:32Don't am I.
27:34Gets worse and worse every day, doesn't it?
27:36The Prime Minister has been accused today of ignoring the warnings
27:39about the former US Ambassador Lord Mandelson's relationship
27:42with Jeffrey Epstein.
27:43Oh, gosh.
27:45The joy of hindsight, isn't it?
27:47Mandy was a slippery, slippery choice right from the beginning.
27:51Oh, absolutely.
27:53And Starman knew it.
27:54They knew.
27:55This is what's so bad about the whole thing.
27:57Peter Mandelson's friendship with the late paedophile Jeffrey Epstein
28:01was well known when he was hired.
28:03Oh, look at them.
28:04Look at them two best buddies.
28:06Is that Peter Mandelson?
28:07Can I say, yeah, it's Peter, yeah.
28:08So he's chilling with Epstein in the dressing gown?
28:10Yeah, in the dressing gown, yeah.
28:12Yeah, that's spooky.
28:13Yesterday, when the government announced Mandelson had to go,
28:16they said it was because of new information.
28:19Well, I think any information that, you know,
28:21associates you with a paedophile should be enough.
28:24Including leaked emails, one of them sent by Mandelson
28:28after Epstein had pled guilty to child sex offences.
28:32Wow.
28:32Yeah.
28:33So he's got absolutely no defence, Peter Mandelson.
28:35He was carrying on contact with a known paedophile.
28:38That's a great ambassador.
28:40The former ambassador wrote,
28:42I think the world of you.
28:43Oh, no.
28:45And that was after he'd been convicted.
28:47I think the world of you.
28:49You don't even say that about me.
28:52I feel hopeless and furious about what has happened.
28:55Oh, my God.
28:57Just, just, just, why didn't you just
28:59dissociate yourself from him there and then?
29:01Yeah.
29:01Fight for early release.
29:03And your friends stay with you and love you.
29:06Weird thing to say to a convicted sex trafficker.
29:08Oh, my God.
29:09Well, it takes the heat off Randy Andy, doesn't it?
29:12Yeah.
29:14But today, claims that the security service
29:16warned against Mandelson's appointment,
29:19raised doubts about Sir Keir Starmer's judgement.
29:22So the security service...
29:23They warned him off and then he went ahead and did it.
29:26Why the hell would you do that?
29:28Hire somebody who you've been advised not so.
29:30Mandelson has a lot of gravitas.
29:32He was that guy.
29:33He knows a lot of people.
29:34Yeah.
29:35You know, he's incredibly well connected.
29:37He's served in three different governments.
29:39So it's not really surprising as an appointment,
29:42but maybe you shouldn't have brushed certain things under the carpet.
29:45Yeah.
29:46Sir Keir Starmer came to power under a banner of change.
29:49Plan for change.
29:50Well, he's clearly having to change rather a lot at the moment.
29:52You've got to give Sir Keir Starmer some credit.
29:54He said plan for change.
29:55All he's ever done is keep changing all the people who work for him.
29:58Yeah, yes.
29:59He's had to sack them.
30:00Yep.
30:00But after two consecutive scandals and sackings, to many, this feels painfully familiar.
30:07They're just offering it to reform on a plate, aren't they?
30:10Yeah.
30:10Because people just want trust in politicians.
30:13It's bad enough growth isn't happening in the country,
30:16but now you're just looking sleazy for a number of different reasons.
30:21In Yorkshire.
30:23When did you first decide to get a wig?
30:25After I had polymyalgia.
30:28And when you start tapering your cortisone down to nothing,
30:31your hair starts falling out.
30:32Sarah and her daughter-in-law, Lara.
30:36Anyway, so I went off to, I rang Betty Brown up yesterday,
30:38and I asked them if they'd get me another one.
30:42So why do you want another one?
30:44Well, because you have to wash them, right?
30:46They're a special shampoo.
30:47Oh, OK.
30:48I've got a polystyrene head, right?
30:50Oh, my God, how brilliant.
30:52I can't tell you.
30:54It is so funny.
30:55And so I can dry it on my polystyrene head.
30:58Oh, that's perfect.
31:00Because it doesn't dry so quickly in the winter.
31:01OK.
31:04That's perfect.
31:05On Tuesday night, more scrubs and rubber gloves
31:08were being put to good use on Channel 5.
31:11You won't be able to eat that, Lee,
31:12because I'm putting Yorkshire VET on.
31:14Oh.
31:16I've been backwards and forwards for the vets the past few weeks.
31:19This frigging dog.
31:21Well, we clearly haven't sorted his arse out.
31:23Well, there wasn't anything wrong with his arse till he went.
31:30We are lucky living in Yorkshire, aren't we?
31:32Look at that.
31:32I know, it's heavenly.
31:33It is good, Zone County.
31:35You just never know what you're going to watch on this programme, do you?
31:38I hope it's chickens today.
31:40At the practice in Kirby Moorside,
31:42Katie's come to see Peter with her spaniel, Ozzie.
31:45Oh, what have you done?
31:47Oh, that's a naughty little doggo, innit?
31:50I believe he's eaten something.
31:51Oh, classic spaniel.
31:53Ozzie has previous.
31:55He has a tendency to chew a lot of stuff.
31:58Oh, here we go.
31:59Oh, he's got previous issues, so he's a chewer.
32:03Yeah.
32:03Leo chewed my Uggboot.
32:05Leo chewed my knickers.
32:06A few months ago, he ate a compression stocking
32:09and was rushed in for emergency surgery over a weekend.
32:12Oh, a compression stocking?
32:13Yeah. I could do with one of those.
32:15That'd be quite nice.
32:16Some Spanx.
32:17Actually...
32:19Perkins, you wouldn't eat my Spanx, would you?
32:22What do you think you might have eaten this time?
32:24I think it's a tie off my dress.
32:27Like, basically, I have a belt that goes round the material.
32:30Oh, he's eating a belt, has he?
32:31If it gets caught in their intestines...
32:34That's it, they're staffed, yeah.
32:35The problem with material like that,
32:37it doesn't show up very well on x-ray.
32:38Yeah.
32:39But we will get patterns.
32:40It probably won't show up very well on an x-ray,
32:42but we will do it anyway.
32:44And then we'll just see, you know,
32:46whether we need to do anything else.
32:47Yeah.
32:47Not insured.
32:48Ooh.
32:50Bad luck.
32:54Something strange going on here, isn't there?
32:57Oh, there's definitely something in there, isn't there?
32:59What's all this?
33:00Yeah.
33:02Yeah.
33:02I'm no vet, but that doesn't look right.
33:04Oh, my God, where's he in?
33:06Right, let's get him on the table and get him cut open.
33:11Look at him.
33:12I'm intrigued now as to what he's got in there.
33:16OK, you're in, Eva.
33:18Yeah, I'm happy.
33:18You're in my head, yeah?
33:19Yeah.
33:21Oh, here we go.
33:23We've got to get this sorted out.
33:24Oh, no.
33:26You're a bit squeamish.
33:31I can feel we've got something abnormal in here.
33:34Ooh.
33:35Gosh, look at that.
33:36He can feel it.
33:36Can he feel the belt?
33:38Till you go in there, you'll never be absolutely sure.
33:42What is that?
33:44Whoa.
33:46Oh, my God, what is it?
33:47It's a sock.
33:49It's a what?
33:50It's a sock.
33:52Oh, God.
33:54It's one of those long socks, isn't it?
33:55Like a knitted one.
33:56He's had an absolute feast.
33:58I've got them socks.
34:00No, the long ones.
34:01Oh, that's making me feel sick.
34:02It begs the question, doesn't it?
34:04Where's the belt gone off a dress?
34:07Is that in there as well?
34:08It's like TK Maxx in there.
34:10Ozzie's got a whole lost and found inside him.
34:12What we need to do is just make sure that we haven't got a belt further
34:17along the gastrointestinal tract.
34:19Oh, wow.
34:19He's got to go looking for it in the intestines.
34:21Wow.
34:22It's not in a happy place, this intestine.
34:26What is that tube?
34:27Oh, that's his intestine, Lynn.
34:29Yeah, I know.
34:31I know what that means.
34:32What?
34:33What on earth is that?
34:34What is it?
34:35What have they found?
34:36Oh, my Christ.
34:41Not again.
34:43Right.
34:44There's a belt.
34:45Oh, my God, it's coming out.
34:46Just have to just gently tease that back, just very gently.
34:50Oh, God.
34:51Oh, no, no!
34:53Oh, look at it, all crinkling up.
34:55Looks like a scrunchie.
34:57If this was a sock, you couldn't do this.
34:59She was only a small woman.
35:02Where's this belt from?
35:04Good grief.
35:05His blood pressure's still quite lower.
35:07Oh, no.
35:08Is it like a three-second rule when testing?
35:10Who one can you leave them out for?
35:14Right.
35:14Oh, my God.
35:16It's like a magic show.
35:18Isn't it?
35:19It's like something from Britain's Got Talent, though.
35:24They've got it!
35:25Oh, that's gone.
35:26Get out of there.
35:27Oh, my God, amazing.
35:28At least there's no buckle on it.
35:30That's true.
35:31Oh, get that sock out of my face.
35:37Well, as we know, Perkins only likes expensive things.
35:39The only three expensive things we had in the house, he ate them.
35:42Our two wallets and that bag of mine.
35:44A very nice bag, yeah.
35:45A very nice bag.
35:46A very nice leather bag.
35:47And then he did something the other day.
35:49One pair of my shoes, he's done.
35:50One very expensive pair of your shoes.
35:51Oh, your passport the other day.
35:52Oh, yeah, my passport.
35:54While we were watching television.
36:03In Blackpool.
36:04You know, I didn't feel so good the other day.
36:06Yeah.
36:07Well, I've not really been eating anyway.
36:09I just woke up at four o'clock in the morning.
36:11I was really, really hungry.
36:13Mm.
36:14Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
36:16Thing is, as soon as Paige hears a bit of rustling or something like that,
36:19especially at four o'clock in the morning, she goes,
36:21What are you doing now?
36:23Like, I've been doing stuff before.
36:26I've done nothing all night.
36:28I've been asleep.
36:29What are you doing now?
36:31She says you sleep like you're in a coffin as well, like that.
36:34She calls me the Count, as in, like, Dracula.
36:38I sleep like that.
36:40The Count, are you sure you're not mishearing her?
36:46Oh, I see.
36:47On Monday night, Liz Early was speaking to us from the other side again on Channel 4.
36:52If there was an inheritance to go around here from Gran,
36:56our relationship would definitely be a bit different.
36:58Oh, you'd be seeing her every day.
37:00Yeah.
37:01Gran?
37:01Oh, my God.
37:03I missed you.
37:09I once hand-wrote a will.
37:11At the start of Covid in case I died.
37:16I got it off Google and hand-wrote it and signed it.
37:21Dad, you better not make us work for the inheritance like Liz Hurley is making these guys work for it.
37:25Mm-hm.
37:27In the programme, the contestants had been gathered to talk about who'd done what during an earlier task.
37:34Start off with Matt.
37:37I didn't get to see him outside for too long, but when I did see him outside,
37:41I felt like he was trying to lead.
37:43As always, Matt takes it upon himself to be the leader.
37:47Yesterday afternoon, Catherine and Matt said to me...
37:51..we need to cut the dead weight.
37:53Ooh! Throwing Catherine and Matt under the bus, eh?
37:58He said in the final five, me, him, Catherine, Jessie and Cam.
38:04Brilliant drama.
38:06He was brutal. Like, honestly, I wish that you'd been there.
38:10Ooh, here we are. Bit of backstabbing going on, yes, girl.
38:13Bloody hell.
38:14I'm dropping so many bombshells left, right and centre.
38:17This is the perfect opportunity to get rid of him out of the game.
38:20Jesus!
38:22It almost felt like I was dancing with the devil.
38:24Right, so what did they do? Did they keep this information secret and use it?
38:28Or did they have it out with him?
38:30A bit later, Matt was back in the room and Tia had something to say.
38:35The decision to put Jessie there was one we all kind of came to an agreement with.
38:42OK. Oh, here we go.
38:44Is she going to spill the beans?
38:46And it wasn't because of your work ethic.
38:48That wasn't really what it was.
38:50OK.
38:51Mark's thinking, fuck.
38:52LAUGHTER
38:53Something it brought up in there.
38:57Oh, look at Mark's face.
38:59And the conversation brought up mine and Emma's names as being dead weight.
39:03Oh!
39:04Oh!
39:05Dead weight?
39:06Oh, is he going to deny it?
39:08The conversation that I had with you and Catherine.
39:12Oh!
39:13Mark's trying to get in early doors now.
39:15He's trying to double down.
39:19We've got a flashback.
39:20Oh, this is what really happened.
39:22So my final five, I'd have yourself, I'd have you, I'd have Cam, Jessie and me.
39:27There was no mention of dead weight there.
39:29I didn't hear dead weight.
39:32You lying bastard.
39:33Oh, a lying bastard!
39:34You telly!
39:35That's worse than dead weight, to be fair, isn't it?
39:38You are a snake and a liar.
39:40Oh!
39:42I feel like I'm watching each senders now.
39:44Yeah.
39:44Are you being serious?
39:46Are you being serious?
39:47Yeah, I fucking am, because you've lied.
39:49I can't remember exactly who said what, whether or not Catherine said that,
39:54or whether or not someone else said it.
39:56Well, you shouldn't have said it was Matt, then should you?
39:59Such an old amnesian.
40:03No point have I said that Hannah or Emma is a dead weight.
40:07Oh, he's fuming Matt, look at him.
40:10Matt, you used the word deadly.
40:12Yeah, it was like, we need to get rid of the dead weight.
40:14He didn't?
40:15No, he never said that, Matt.
40:17No, he never.
40:17No.
40:18Absolute piece of work.
40:19You are a piece of fucking work, you are.
40:21Oh!
40:21You are a twisted snake.
40:23Oh.
40:24Twisted snake.
40:25Snake.
40:26Ooh.
40:27I think there might be a new disease at the end of this.
40:29Yeah, Matt.
40:31I'm with Matt there, because he even had me thinking it was Matt, and it wasn't.
40:36You've turned.
40:36And the words dead weight weren't used in that conversation.
40:40Well, you was all already, that'd be funny.
40:41Oh, he's called him a dead weight.
40:42Get rid of him.
40:43Yeah.
40:44You've done it calm as a bastard.
40:45You were saying calm, and it wasn't calm.
40:47Okay, you haven't done anything.
40:48No, so I'm holding my hands up, and I'm saying I was taken in by Mark.
40:53Mark.
40:54Mark.
40:55No, he's Mark, and the other one's Mark.
40:57No, the other one's Matt.
40:58The other one's Matt.
40:59Oh, God, Jesus.
41:00There is no Mark.
41:01There's no Mark involved here today.
41:05In Surrey.
41:06I've got another tattoo.
41:07Are you serious?
41:08Yeah.
41:08Now, what have you got now?
41:10I've got a little cross behind my ear.
41:12Sarah, her husband, Andre, and their daughter, Shay.
41:15Okay, so where's the next tattoo going to go?
41:19Maybe my foot, or maybe, like, here.
41:20You should put one on your forehead.
41:21I'm a knucklehead.
41:24On Saturday night, it was news of unrest in the capital that made the ITV headlines.
41:30The news, man, I am avoiding the news where I can do at the moment.
41:34It's too intense.
41:35Like, I like my news, but there's a lot going on that's a bit crazy.
41:39At least 25 people have been arrested and 26 police officers injured in what's thought
41:45to be the largest anti-migration protest in the UK in decades.
41:49It just goes to show how people are worried about it.
41:52And the government have got to sort it, get something sorted.
41:56When will people work out that immigrants aren't the problem?
41:59Up to 150,000 demonstrators took to the streets of the capital.
42:04Good God.
42:05150,000 protesting anti-immigration.
42:09In a march organised by far-right activist Tommy Robinson.
42:13Oh, for fuck's sake.
42:14Of course Tommy Robinson's involved, isn't it?
42:16Anything anti-migrant, he's right at the front.
42:18Didn't you follow him on Instagram recently?
42:20That were Tony Robinson.
42:24They had promised a day of peaceful protest.
42:27They lied.
42:27Same as their promises are not about colour.
42:29If Tommy Robinson's involved, it ain't going to be peaceful.
42:33A demonstration organisers said would unite the nation just as much
42:37has displayed this country's deepest divisions.
42:41Well, I don't think this has united the nation.
42:43This is just thuggery.
42:45The problem is that this government and the last, they've failed to bring people together.
42:51I bet it stinks of links there.
42:53Two rival rallies, two sets of flags and slogans.
42:58Country's a powder keg, just waiting for a fuse to be lit.
43:02People aren't happy.
43:03I'm here because of England.
43:05I'm not here for any colour, any, you know, religious views.
43:09I'm standing my ground.
43:10That's it.
43:11Standing your ground against what, my man?
43:13My brain can't understand that level of tribalism.
43:16I don't think you would be brought up like that anyway.
43:18No.
43:20You've never said Britain for the British over dinner to me?
43:22No, never.
43:23Never.
43:24I've noticed that.
43:25But this pudding's from Yorkshire and it should be in Yorkshire.
43:31And this is a Cumberland sausage, so it needs to stay in Cumberland.
43:35Police are now trying to force protesters out of Trafalgar Square.
43:40There have been many missiles thrown by them at us and at the police.
43:44I am genuinely scared of these people.
43:47Me too.
43:48Like, I feel like that they're more likely to be violent towards, like, me as an individual
43:53and a woman, like, as a migrant is.
43:56Many thousands gathered under London skies.
43:59Bloody hell, look at that lot.
44:01Some of them might be just thugs.
44:03Oh, I'm sure there are a few.
44:05They probably are, but not 150,000 thugs.
44:09No.
44:10These packed streets were the climax of a summer campaign fuelled by public unease
44:17over illegal migration.
44:18Do you know what, though?
44:19This shows a strength of feeling, doesn't it?
44:22But is it really fuelled by public unease or is it fuelled by hacktivists?
44:27Activists and people like Tommy Robinson and Twitter, etc.
44:32Yeah, but the fact that he can get and move that many people is the frightening thing.
44:37Yeah, he's got massive pull.
44:38The people I know who went to it definitely are not far-right fascists.
44:44On a stage close to Downing Street, the far-right activist known as Tommy Robinson.
44:49Oh, here he is.
44:50He's a troublemaker, isn't he?
44:52A man with convictions for fraud and violence rallied his supporters.
44:56I think a lot of people respect his leadership because he's not afraid to say what he thinks.
45:03What a beautiful day, everybody, yeah? You're having a good time?
45:07What does Tommy Robinson hope to get from this other than increase his YouTube followers
45:11so he gets paid more money?
45:13Yeah, notoriety.
45:14You've always got to consider what is the end game for the people that organise these things
45:18and is it your best interests at heart?
45:20There's got to be a change of government in Britain.
45:23We don't have another four years or whatever the next election is.
45:27Oh my lord, you're having a laugh.
45:30Why is this man up here?
45:31Why?
45:32What's he got to do with it?
45:34What do you mean, what's he got to do with it?
45:36He's got everything to do with it.
45:37Oh dear God.
45:38Imagine if I popped up in the Philippines saying there's got to be a change of government.
45:42What's it got to do with me?
45:44Among the many questions that now linger is what kind of country does our national flag symbolise?
45:51I love this country and I like, I want to look at the flag and feel pride for it as well.
45:56But then it's almost like you're being forced to look at it in a different way.
45:59Exactly.
46:00When I was young, that flag said don't come in this pub.
46:04That flag said don't come down this road.
46:06Yeah.
46:07Yeah.
46:07That flag says I don't like you.
46:11I grew up in a time then when that was used for that.
46:13Yeah.
46:13And now it's being used for that again.
46:15But you two had the luxury of not experiencing that.
46:22Be up to date with the estate.
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46:37Although apparently, and you didn't hear this from me, the first 10 minutes of episode one
46:42are up on our 4Reality YouTube channel.
46:44Well, until someone notices, isn't I?
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