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Passport to Destiny is a 1944 RKO Radio Pictures war film, starring Elsa Lanchester as an English charwoman who, believing herself invulnerable by being protected by a magic eye amulet, travels to Nazi Germany to personally assassinate Adolf Hitler.
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00:00:00The End
00:00:30West
00:00:58Prime Minister Bridger, next stop. Mayors, please?
00:01:01Another penny where you're going, miss. You ought to know.
00:01:04Yeah, mind your manners, young man.
00:01:06And keep the bucket off the seat, or else I have to charge you extra.
00:01:09I said, mind your manners.
00:01:11I do think it's a bit thick carrying your implements back and forth with your likeness, Mrs. Muggins.
00:01:15I can't say it has to people's respect for us, either.
00:01:18She's quite right, Ella.
00:01:19There's no need to advertise that we're cleaning like this.
00:01:22Stop it, you two!
00:01:24To do my job properly, I need the proper tools.
00:01:27In the second place, are you suggesting that we're doing work that we ought to be ashamed of?
00:01:31Oh, would you say that?
00:01:32I'm proud of my profession, I am.
00:01:34That's why I'm right at the top.
00:01:36Cleaning out the office of the head of the firm.
00:01:39Here.
00:01:40And may I ask what you're cleaning out, Nellie?
00:01:47Look, Ella, the old crown and anchor.
00:01:50Must have got that last night, too.
00:01:53Ninety-one years that pub stood there.
00:01:56Now it's gone in one night's red.
00:01:58My late husband, Sergeant Major Henry Albert Muggins, was practically weaned there.
00:02:03Oh, not that he was much of a one for the bottle, you know.
00:02:06But he, he liked his pint of ale with a bit of pleasant company.
00:02:10Oh, fine a man never lived, did he, Agnes?
00:02:12Oh, rest his soul.
00:02:14I can see him now standing in that there bar parlour, telling his tall stories and making us laugh till our signs bust.
00:02:23See, I never showed you this, did I, Millie?
00:02:25There he is.
00:02:26Regimental Sergeant Major Henry Albert Muggins.
00:02:30Oh, the tales he could tell.
00:02:33He was the biggest liar in Camberwell.
00:02:37Oh, and remember the wappers he used to tell about the what you may call them natives.
00:02:43Throwing him to the crocodiles.
00:02:45Yes, that was one of his favourites, that was.
00:02:48You know, he swore blind that when he clutched the magic eye in his hand, the crocodiles turned and swam the other way.
00:02:56Where did he say he got this here magic eye?
00:02:59Well, he got it from a little Indian girl who fell in love with him.
00:03:05And it seems she stole it from an Indian temple and gave it to him.
00:03:09And whenever he had it on his person, he was safe from harm.
00:03:12And from then on, he, he bore a charmed life.
00:03:16But how did he finally pass, Mrs. Maggie?
00:03:19Knocked over by a motor truck in Piccadilly Circuit.
00:03:21No.
00:03:22When I got to the hospital, all he said was, left the magic eye at home in me uniform.
00:03:28Delirious, no doubt.
00:03:30No.
00:03:31Just his sense of humour, keeping up his whoppers to the last.
00:03:36Oh, hello, Mr. Hawkins.
00:03:38Hey, Mrs. McGinn.
00:03:39Hello, come in, come in.
00:03:40That's right.
00:03:41Well, well, well.
00:03:42And how are all the ladies?
00:03:43Oh, hi, Mr. Hawkins.
00:03:44Can't complain.
00:03:46Had a bit of bad luck last night, though.
00:03:48Delayed action bomb fell right on top of the brewery.
00:03:52Oh.
00:03:53Here, why don't you sit down for a minute, Mr. Hawkins?
00:03:55No, no, not now, Mrs. McGinn.
00:03:57This is official business.
00:03:59The ruling about clearing attics has found to be neglected.
00:04:02Therefore, Chief Warden Oryx has issued an order that all attics is to be cleared at once.
00:04:06Oh, well.
00:04:07Thank you very much, Mr. Hawkins.
00:04:09I'll pop up the minute we finish tea.
00:04:11Well, hello, ladies.
00:04:12Goodbye, Mr. Hawkins.
00:04:13Goodbye, and thank you.
00:04:18The magic.
00:04:19It's in the brewery.
00:04:21The magic.
00:04:22The magic.
00:04:26It's in carrying a little bead like that around with him.
00:04:28Well I never. A magic eye.
00:04:45Fancy him carrying a little bead like that around with him.
00:04:49That big liar. I suppose he'd bought it in case he was asked to prove one of his tall stories.
00:04:55I'll have to tell Agnes about that tomorrow.
00:05:02Second night running.
00:05:16Is it a late action? It's a late action.
00:05:25Mrs. Muggins! Mrs. Muggins!
00:05:29Stay down!
00:05:30Stay back!
00:05:31Stay down!
00:05:35Down, Mrs. Muggins! Down!
00:05:37It's a late action!
00:05:41Mrs. Muggins, up!
00:05:43Down!
00:05:44Up!
00:05:45Down, Mrs. Muggins!
00:05:46Down!
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00:06:14Well, you ain't more than that one.
00:06:16No, no, no.
00:06:17Get a pillow.
00:06:18Here.
00:06:19You better just lay down here.
00:06:21I'm quite all right, thank you, Mr. Hawkins.
00:06:23You know, have a drop of this brandy.
00:06:26You know, you've had an awful fright.
00:06:28Take over your face, Ella.
00:06:30Are you all right, dear?
00:06:31Don't make such a fuss, Agnes.
00:06:33Go and get the doctor.
00:06:35I'll look after her, meanwhile.
00:06:36Right-o.
00:06:37Huh.
00:06:38One way they thought she had the Sergeant Major's magic eye on you that time.
00:06:44Oh.
00:06:55Agnes.
00:06:56If you had a charmed life, what would you do?
00:06:59Now, now, dearie, don't talk.
00:07:01It's perfectly all right.
00:07:02I asked you a simple question.
00:07:04If you had a charmed life, what would you do?
00:07:10I know what I'd do.
00:07:12I'd find my way to Germany.
00:07:14And I'd give that Mr. Bloomin' Hitler what for.
00:07:19That's a very good idea, Millie.
00:07:22I think I shall consider your suggestion.
00:07:25Chuck.
00:07:26Honorary of the doctor.
00:07:27Now, now, Mrs. Muggins.
00:07:29We can't have you carrying on like this, dearie.
00:07:32Here, here.
00:07:33Where are you going?
00:07:37Ella!
00:07:38Ella, come back!
00:07:39Strike me, she's gone potty.
00:07:40Mr. Muggins!
00:07:41Mr. Muggins!
00:07:42Mr. Muggins!
00:07:51Come back, Mrs. Muggins!
00:07:52Mrs. Muggins!
00:07:53Mrs. Muggins!
00:07:54Mrs. Muggins!
00:07:55Mrs. Muggins!
00:07:56Hold on, Bill.
00:07:58It's too late now.
00:07:59Let me go, boss.
00:08:00She may still be alive.
00:08:01Not a chance.
00:08:02There goes the best cleaning light in the old Bloomin' Empire.
00:08:06Well, Albert.
00:08:07Here's your magic eye.
00:08:08I'm going to Berlin, and I'm going to get that Mr. Hitler.
00:08:13I got a man with thet!
00:08:14Oh put on on your horse.
00:08:15Brother geser, three mujeres.
00:08:17Am I strong?
00:08:18They'll give you the next evil thought?
00:08:19Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha?
00:08:23Ah.
00:08:24Man.
00:08:25Speaker encroaching him, and the bad guy looks like a man.
00:08:26It doesn't inquiet that he's a fool.
00:08:27Probably me and I'm going to Preston and rip the new horse.
00:08:28You know, I do think he's too happy to list.
00:08:29I'm looking forward to the mother.
00:08:30Here's your time.
00:08:31I have to get a friend.
00:08:32YouAfee.
00:08:33Well, Albert.
00:08:34Well, Albert.
00:08:37Here's your magic eye!"
00:08:38I'm not afraid.
00:09:08Here are your papers, Captain.
00:09:21I hope you can get her out in the stream before the juries get you.
00:09:26Aye.
00:09:27Then I'll have to worry about locating our convoy in this blasted boat.
00:09:31What's her condition, Mr. Willis?
00:09:32That's the last of it there, sir.
00:09:33Fine.
00:09:34We'll cast off as soon as it's in the hold.
00:09:36Aye, sir.
00:09:37Mac, you're the one that'll be needing it.
00:09:39You're staying here.
00:10:07Everyone ready, Mr. Willis.
00:10:09Stand by to let go of the lines.
00:10:18Slower the gangplank.
00:10:37Would you put out another cup for me, please?
00:10:51All right, hold your horses.
00:10:53Blimey!
00:10:54I should like a piece of bread and jam if you've got it to spare.
00:10:57Oh, you would, would you?
00:10:58Look here, where'd you come from?
00:10:59I slept here last night and I would like a bit of breakfast.
00:11:03A cell away, eh?
00:11:04Wait till the old man here's about this.
00:11:06Old man.
00:11:07How'd you get aboard?
00:11:08Oh, I just walked on with the captain.
00:11:10Oh, you did?
00:11:11Them Capsies Nibs might invite you to sit at this table.
00:11:13This way.
00:11:14Oh, I just walked on with the captain.
00:11:15Oh, you did?
00:11:16Them Capsies Nibs might invite you to sit at this table.
00:11:18This way.
00:11:19All right, come on, come on.
00:11:20No blinking woman's going to be caught in my dining room.
00:11:23Party or not.
00:11:24Here, here.
00:11:25A little courtesy, if you don't mind.
00:11:26It's a bad omen.
00:11:27That's what it is, a bad omen.
00:11:28What's a bad omen?
00:11:29What's a bad omen?
00:11:30What's a bad omen?
00:11:31I'm not.
00:11:32Oh, you're not.
00:11:33You're not.
00:11:34No.
00:11:35You're not.
00:11:36You're not.
00:11:36I'm not.
00:11:37You're not.
00:11:38You're not.
00:11:39You're not.
00:11:40You're not.
00:11:41You're not.
00:11:42You're not.
00:11:43You're not.
00:11:44You're not.
00:11:45You're not.
00:11:46You're not.
00:11:47A woman aboard ship.
00:11:49Up to you, your majesty.
00:11:51Up here. Thank you.
00:11:54Come in.
00:11:58Well, mon, what's on your mind?
00:12:00Begging your pardon, sir, but there's something I found in the dining room this morning
00:12:04that I thought might be interesting for you to see.
00:12:06Ah, what was it?
00:12:08Well, speak up, mon. I've no time for riddles.
00:12:12Bang his back or he'll choke.
00:12:15What's the meaning of this?
00:12:17Stow away, sir. Must have come aboard during the raid.
00:12:20Now, ma'am, will you be good enough to tell me what you're doing aboard my ship?
00:12:24Yes, I'm on my way to the continent, sir, for a bit of business combined with pleasure.
00:12:28Continent? You're a daft woman.
00:12:30She's potty all right, sir.
00:12:31Oh, if it's against your regulations to carry passengers, I'm quite willing to work my passage.
00:12:36We've enough to do without worrying about the safety of females.
00:12:39But no harm can come to me, sir.
00:12:41I wish I could say the same about my ship.
00:12:44Now, you're aboard. I've grave doots.
00:12:46Put her in the engineer's quarters and keep her there.
00:12:49Didn't waste valuable time doing anything but what's essential for her safety.
00:12:53Get her out of my sight.
00:12:55All right, your ladyship, come on.
00:12:56In all my burnt days, I've never seen such bad tempers as sailors had.
00:13:01Now, my late husband, he was an army man.
00:13:04Come on, come on.
00:13:06Come on.
00:13:07Come on.
00:13:08Come on.
00:13:09Come on.
00:13:10Come on.
00:13:11Come on.
00:13:12Come on.
00:13:13Come on.
00:13:14Come on.
00:13:15Come on.
00:13:16Are you all right, sir?
00:13:17Yes, yes, Father.
00:13:18What's her condition, Mr. Willis?
00:13:19Ah, practically blown away.
00:13:20She's afire.
00:13:21Can't last more than ten minutes.
00:13:22That's the dirty swine.
00:13:24Man the boat, Mr. Willis.
00:13:26Stand by to abandon ship.
00:13:27Aye, sir.
00:13:28Man the boat!
00:13:30Stand by to abandon ship!
00:13:32I'm so sorry about your nice boat, Captain.
00:13:36Ah, it was bound to happen with a woman aboard.
00:13:39Here.
00:13:40I don't need it.
00:13:41I'm in no danger.
00:13:42Put this life jacket on.
00:13:44It will be the open sea for you.
00:13:46It's not your Saturday night bath you're taking.
00:13:49I must say, you gentlemen have been very nice.
00:13:54That's all right, Ma.
00:13:55Just remember it's in your will.
00:13:57Your cooking's no doubt as bad as your manners, young man.
00:14:00France, all right.
00:14:02Looks to me like the Cape Breton light over there.
00:14:04Excuse me.
00:14:06Um, which way is it to Berlin from here?
00:14:12Not thinking of paying Mr. Hitler a visit.
00:14:14Oh, yes, yes.
00:14:15Um, tell me.
00:14:16How far would it be?
00:14:18Close to a thousand miles, I'd say.
00:14:21Thousand miles?
00:14:22Oh, dear.
00:14:23It'll take considerable time, that will.
00:14:26Transportation being what it is.
00:14:29All right, lad, easy does it.
00:14:31And duck long, strike the coast.
00:14:42Now, if we can miss the blasted Germans,
00:14:44we might find a way of getting provisions
00:14:45and heading for home.
00:14:46Quiet.
00:14:47You want the whole German army down on us?
00:14:49Stay where you are or we shoot.
00:14:50Watch them.
00:14:55Who are you?
00:14:56What's the name of your ship?
00:14:57We're English.
00:14:58Anything else you want to know?
00:14:59Oh, welcome.
00:15:00To be, don't you?
00:15:01No, bomb.
00:15:05Are there any more of you?
00:15:06No.
00:15:07No.
00:15:08That's all for the present.
00:15:09The rest of our lads,
00:15:10millions of them will be along in a few weeks.
00:15:13A very foolish remark for a pistol to make.
00:15:16Out!
00:15:17Go on!
00:15:19Go on!
00:15:38Thank goodness they didn't find our highness.
00:15:40Maybe what saved her was the fancy guy she was telling us about.
00:15:45Oh, strike me pink.
00:15:49I suppose it can't be helped.
00:15:51Things will be better later on.
00:15:53You know, I bet you can't go on to the kitchen.
00:15:54You can't go on to the kitchen.
00:15:56No.
00:15:57I guess.
00:15:58I'm coming down.
00:15:59I'm going to go.
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00:18:46Oh, please, would you excuse us?
00:18:48We must talk a minute.
00:18:49Oh, don't bother about her.
00:18:50It's just a cleaning woman.
00:18:51She's deaf and dumb.
00:18:52Quickly.
00:18:53Is it usual to have cleaning women on the train
00:18:55when it's going?
00:18:56Some sort of new regulation.
00:18:57I don't know.
00:18:58Uh-huh.
00:19:01Fraulein, you dropped some money.
00:19:04Fraulein!
00:19:08One can't be too careful these days.
00:19:16Franz?
00:19:17Frederick!
00:19:18Why are you here?
00:19:19Why did you leave Berlin?
00:19:20Franz, you've got to turn back.
00:19:21Go back to the hospital.
00:19:22Hospital?
00:19:23Not me.
00:19:24I'm going to Berlin.
00:19:25Greta's waiting.
00:19:26Greta is not waiting.
00:19:28What?
00:19:29Now listen, my boy.
00:19:30The Gestapo discovered the underground radio station.
00:19:33And Greta's father, Professor Neumann, was arrested.
00:19:36They had him in a concentration camp.
00:19:38Now they say he's dead of pneumonia.
00:19:40Ha!
00:19:41Pneumonia!
00:19:42But what did Greta tell me?
00:19:43She's being held, but we don't know where.
00:19:45But every man in the underground is trying to find out.
00:19:52Not everyone.
00:19:53I haven't tried yet.
00:19:54Oh, Franz, you can't afford to take such a chance.
00:19:57You may endanger the whole movement.
00:19:58Don't be a fool, Uncle Frederick.
00:20:00I've been in it long enough to know not to involve anyone else.
00:20:02But you can't risk getting caught because of Greta.
00:20:04I won't get caught.
00:20:06His uniform will get me by.
00:20:08I'll find her somehow.
00:20:09My boy, they've moved her three times.
00:20:11The last time there was no trace.
00:20:13Please.
00:20:14Please.
00:20:15Please go back before it's too late.
00:20:16No.
00:20:17I'm going to Berlin.
00:20:19I'm going to find out what's happened to Greta.
00:20:22I have to get it out of Hitler himself.
00:20:24Not if I see him first, you won't.
00:20:27Let's see now.
00:20:41H.I.
00:20:42H.I.
00:20:43H.I.
00:20:44H.I.
00:20:45H.I.
00:20:46H.I.
00:20:47H.I.
00:20:48There we are.
00:20:49H.I.
00:20:50H.I.
00:20:51H.I.
00:20:52Not a blooming Hitler in the whole book.
00:20:55Thinks himself too high and mighty, I suppose.
00:20:58Oh.
00:20:59Buckingham Palace is in the book at home.
00:21:02So he ought to be in here.
00:21:03H.I.
00:21:04H.I.
00:21:05H.I.
00:21:06Here goes where he ought to be.
00:21:08He's in here.
00:21:09Over here.
00:21:10I just want to get some movie and movie tracks around them.
00:21:14Never.
00:21:16Never.
00:21:17Just a van.
00:21:18He went to New York.
00:21:20He came in here in Green終 viper house but he couldn't shoot him.
00:21:25where do you think you're going you hear me where are you going
00:21:44well you can't choose this entrance the head janitors in there
00:21:54papers what no papers no papers
00:22:10she's no she's trying to explain something
00:22:17where do you come from
00:22:29Leipzig
00:22:32Frankfurt
00:22:35ah bombed by the R.A.F. of course those barbarians but they're written quiet it is very simple she is from Hamburg her house was bombed and she lost everything only her bucket was left
00:22:37cool sir wonderful everything
00:22:39wonderful everything
00:22:41oh
00:22:43oh
00:22:45oh
00:22:47oh
00:22:49oh
00:22:51oh
00:22:53oh
00:22:55oh
00:22:57oh
00:22:59oh
00:23:01she lost everything
00:23:03only her bucket was left
00:23:04cool
00:23:05wonderful editor
00:23:07but of course we cannot use her
00:23:09Idiot you couldn't make a better choice for the Reich Chancellery
00:23:12death
00:23:13dumb
00:23:15she is perfect
00:23:17step over here
00:23:18Your name, Schultz, Schmidt, Schmidt, Muller, Muller, Frau Muller, Hamburg.
00:23:48Perfect.
00:23:58Colossal, wonderful, Lieutenant.
00:24:03Tomorrow morning, you understand?
00:24:09Alice.
00:24:15Poor little thing.
00:24:16I wonder if you could help her.
00:24:17I'll go see.
00:24:22This is where we live.
00:24:25What a day.
00:24:32Well, Albert, I've done it.
00:24:40Here I am at last.
00:24:41What's more?
00:24:42I've got a job right in this neb's own office.
00:24:47Pass.
00:24:48Good.
00:24:49I've got a job right in this neb's own office.
00:24:53Pass.
00:24:54Pass.
00:24:55Good.
00:24:56Good.
00:24:57Good.
00:24:58I've got a job right in this neb's own office.
00:25:01Pass.
00:25:02Good.
00:25:04Good.
00:25:16Good.
00:25:27Halt! Forbidden! Kittler's office!
00:25:43Now!
00:25:57Here we go!
00:26:22Ah!
00:26:24Good.
00:26:31Colossal.
00:26:33Wonderful.
00:26:35Colossal.
00:26:37Bucket.
00:26:54You would like to clean the windows, Herr Miniger?
00:27:17She's deaf and dumb.
00:27:24Good.
00:27:36By the way, dear sir, what did you think of my broadcast?
00:27:38Your broadcast?
00:27:39Lord Hoare, do me a great favor, if you please, and don't speak German in the future.
00:27:43What do you mean by that, dear sir?
00:27:45Lord Hoare, the way you speak German is an insult to the language.
00:27:48Unfortunately, isn't it, dear sir?
00:27:51You see, I happen to have had a very bad tutor.
00:27:54He was an Austrian.
00:27:57With your position as it is, I should be very careful of those remarks.
00:28:01Your broadcaster, Joyce, is for the express purpose of influencing the English-speaking people.
00:28:06I have had complaints from the propaganda office about you addressing the people of the Third Reich.
00:28:11And besides, I've been ordered to give you no further information from this department.
00:28:15Dietrich, what do you mean by that?
00:28:17It means, Lord Hall, that we are giving you a little rest.
00:28:21Your fellow countrymen are not quite as gullible as they used to be.
00:28:25But my broadcast has nothing to do with your department.
00:28:28Now, look here, Dietrich. Goebbels told me that...
00:28:30The order came from...
00:28:34Dr. Goebbels.
00:28:36You know, Joyce, I shouldn't be surprised at all if we dispense with your services entirely, soon.
00:28:42I don't believe a word, but you're teasing.
00:28:45It's one of your silly little tricks.
00:28:48Dietrich, you wouldn't like me to take this up for the Fuhrer, would you?
00:28:50Your privilege, Joyce.
00:28:52The Fuhrer will be back from the conference very soon.
00:28:54So, in the meantime, you ought to rest your beautiful silver voice.
00:29:00Yeah?
00:29:01Stumpfjör, Captain Van Weber is on his way up to see you.
00:29:04Thanks.
00:29:08Captain Van Weber, the devil.
00:29:10Does he know you have his sweetheart locked in Moab at prison?
00:29:13No.
00:29:14And for the moment, it suits our purpose not to tell him.
00:29:16I've got to avoid seeing him.
00:29:20Tell Captain Van Weber I'm not here.
00:29:22Yes, sir.
00:29:23I'm sorry, Captain, but the Stumpfjör isn't in.
00:29:24Pick up the phone and call him.
00:29:25I must see him, you understand?
00:29:26But I've just told you they...
00:29:27Call him.
00:29:28Yes, sir.
00:29:29Is the Stumpfjör with you?
00:29:30No.
00:29:31Try some place else.
00:29:32I'll go.
00:29:33Go.
00:29:34Go.
00:29:35Go.
00:29:36Go.
00:29:37Go.
00:29:38Go.
00:29:39Go.
00:29:40Go.
00:29:41Go.
00:29:42Go.
00:29:43Go.
00:29:44Go.
00:29:46Go.
00:29:47Go.
00:29:48Go.
00:29:49Go.
00:29:50Go.
00:29:52Go.
00:29:53Go.
00:29:54Go.
00:29:55Go.
00:29:56Go.
00:29:57Is the Storm Fuhrer with you?
00:30:05No?
00:30:07Keep trying.
00:30:08I'll stay here till you find him.
00:30:15Have you seen the Storm Fuhrer lately?
00:30:19No.
00:30:20I'm sorry, Captain.
00:30:21I can't find him anywhere.
00:30:23What are you doing down there?
00:30:24Get out!
00:30:25Get out!
00:30:26Will you get the Storm Fuhrer my compliments?
00:30:28And tell him that your brush is on the desk.
00:30:33Yes, your brush is on my desk.
00:30:34Tell him I'll be back soon.
00:30:36Yes, sir.
00:30:37Out!
00:30:37Out!
00:30:38Out!
00:30:40Yes, but Von Waver's very popular with the people.
00:30:43Why don't we start to talk?
00:30:44I think he will have sense enough not to talk.
00:30:46He has something definite to talk about, and that will be very hard for him to find.
00:30:50Knowing who's I do, Diedrich, I'm surprised you didn't arrange a hero's death for him.
00:30:55You know, Herr Joyce, that's what I like about you.
00:30:57You are so subtle.
00:31:01Don't have it your own way, Diedrich.
00:31:02And remember what I told you.
00:31:05Watch your step.
00:31:06You stupid idiot, what are you trying to do, kill me?
00:31:16Get away from me!
00:31:17Don't touch me!
00:31:17Housemeister!
00:31:18Housemeister!
00:31:19Why an Englishman, Lord Hoho?
00:31:20Confound it.
00:31:21Did you see what she did?
00:31:22It was deliberate.
00:31:23No, no, no, Lord Hoho, don't get excited.
00:31:25You'll ruin your beautiful vocal cords.
00:31:27Someone's going to give this woman the sack.
00:31:29Housemeister!
00:31:30Housemeister!
00:31:30This!
00:31:31This old witch!
00:31:32Better let me handle this, Herr Joyce.
00:31:34You're much too overwrought.
00:31:36Give this woman a better job and more money.
00:31:38You're rewarding her?
00:31:39Quite right.
00:31:40I have an idea this woman is going to be very valuable to us.
00:31:43But do you realize she almost broke my neck?
00:31:45Perhaps she'll be more successful tomorrow.
00:31:50Well done, Throland.
00:31:51Very well done.
00:31:52Sturmführer, she is deaf and dumb.
00:31:58Very well done.
00:32:06Very well done.
00:32:21Well, I've got to talk to somebody.
00:32:22Otherwise, I shall lose my mind.
00:32:23I don't know.
00:32:24Here, here, you blight.
00:32:25Leave me alone.
00:32:26The little deaf and dumb scrubberman speaks English.
00:32:28Oh, so it's you.
00:32:29Now, what sort of a trick is this?
00:32:30Well, I thought you had a right to know that your young lady was in Mobit Prison.
00:32:34And how did you know she was in Mobit Prison?
00:32:35And how did you know she was in Mobit Prison?
00:32:36When you're deaf and dumb, you can hear everything.
00:32:37That's why I heard you and your uncle on the train.
00:32:39I won't try to thank you now.
00:32:40Here.
00:32:41Where are you going, young man?
00:32:42I'm going to Mobit Prison.
00:32:43I'm going to find Greta if I have to shoot my way into the place.
00:32:44Now, now.
00:32:45Stop it, young man.
00:32:46Don't be so headstrong.
00:32:47Why, you might get shot.
00:32:48Then what would happen to your greta?
00:32:49Here.
00:32:50Here.
00:32:51Here.
00:32:52I've got a better idea.
00:32:53Now, you take this.
00:32:54Put it in your pocket, and go to that they're Mobit Prison, and ask for your greta, see?
00:32:58Now, if they don't bring her to you immediately, you walk right in and find her.
00:32:59You walk right in and find her and find her.
00:33:00And you walk right in and find her.
00:33:02See, you walk right in and find her.
00:33:02See, I'm a nice child.
00:33:03You walk right in and find her.
00:33:04Um, now, take this.
00:33:05You cover everything.
00:33:06If you put her everything.
00:33:07That's why I had you and your uncle on the train.
00:33:08I won't try to thank you now.
00:33:09Here.
00:33:10Well, you're going young man.
00:33:11I'm going to Mobit Prison.
00:33:13I'm going to Mobit Prison.
00:33:14Mobit prison and ask for your greeters, see? Now, if they don't bring her to you
00:33:18immediately, then you'll walk right in and find her. Then you'll walk right out again with her, as long as you've got that on you.
00:33:25No harm can come to you. It'll be as right as rain, both of them.
00:33:28What is this? Some sort of a charm? It's what saved my late husband from
00:33:32crocodiles. Now, go on, run along, otherwise I might change my mind. And by the way,
00:33:36that's very important to me. I want it back by tonight. Where can I find you?
00:33:40Well, I live across the river. You go to the right, and then you go to the left, and to the left
00:33:45again, and then you see the post hotel, and you ask for Mrs. Muller. That's me alias, see?
00:33:51I'll come as soon as I get back from Mobit prison. If I get back from Mobit prison.
00:33:58Blummy, you are a gloomy Gus, aren't you? I'll bet you're a dollar he thinks I'm balmy.
00:34:04Oh, well.
00:34:10Well, Albert, we've done our good deed for today, haven't we? I'll be all right now.
00:34:22Rocky! What about me?
00:34:24Yes, what is it?
00:34:38I've come for Greta Newman.
00:34:40And who are you, if I may ask?
00:34:43Captain Von Weber.
00:34:45Captain Von Weber. Of course, I should have told you.
00:34:48Pardon me.
00:34:49Herr Dietrich says you'll release Fraulein Newman into my custody.
00:34:54Really? This is a most unusual request, Captain.
00:34:58It's an order, Warden.
00:34:59Yes, of course. Have a seat. Wait just one more.
00:35:15Roland Ehrman.
00:35:16Please go into my office.
00:35:19Don't speak. Just hold me.
00:35:35I thought I'd never see you again.
00:35:38Greta, we're taking a long chance to try and get out of here.
00:35:42Now wait.
00:35:42Now listen and do exactly as I tell you.
00:35:45I won't let you do it.
00:35:46They'll kill you just like they did my father.
00:35:48The chance we've got to take.
00:35:51Anything's better than this.
00:35:55Okay.
00:35:59Now, put this on.
00:36:12Oh, Captain Von Weber.
00:36:13Keep walking, darling.
00:36:15Captain Von Weber.
00:36:16Keep walking.
00:36:19Captain Von Weber.
00:36:25Oh.
00:36:27Roland.
00:36:33The Forgotten are closed.
00:36:36And you'll pass.
00:36:37That's all.
00:36:37That's all.
00:36:52Herr Sturmführer?
00:36:53It just left.
00:36:54Good work. Good work, Warden.
00:36:56Two of our best men will be following them.
00:36:59Good.
00:36:59Why this sudden decision to release the Neumann girl?
00:37:02Oh, come now, Herr Joyce.
00:37:04Again and again I have to ask myself, where is your remarkable intelligence?
00:37:09Don't you know the old saying, the best bait for big fish is little fish?
00:37:12And by big fish, you mean Von Weber?
00:37:14Perhaps he among others.
00:37:16Even heroes can't be traitors, can't they?
00:37:20Rather cold-blooded isn't dead.
00:37:22You amaze me, Herr Joyce.
00:37:23I can't imagine a man of your type being squeamish.
00:37:28But my dear friend, then this is something you ought to remember.
00:37:32Traitors are traitors.
00:37:34And are shown no mercy by the Reich.
00:37:37Now, Lord Hoor, I'm sorry you have no friends to visit, but will you do me a favor and go home?
00:37:45It's past your bedtime.
00:37:47Now, look here, Dathric.
00:37:52Lord Heor, you annoy me.
00:38:03Ramallah.
00:38:04Ramallah.
00:38:05Come on, come on, come on, come in, and lock the door.
00:38:18My bag, you're unlocks it, have you?
00:38:19Oh, here it is.
00:38:20I thought you'd never come.
00:38:22This is Greta Fraumuller.
00:38:24Sit down, dear, sit down.
00:38:27Fraumuller, Muggins is the name.
00:38:29Mrs. Ella Muggins.
00:38:32Oh, Mrs. Muggins.
00:38:32How can I begin to thank you for what you've done for us?
00:38:36Now, you be quiet, dear.
00:38:37You look about done into me.
00:38:40You mustn't worry about me.
00:38:42I'll be all right.
00:38:43It's just a little reaction, I think.
00:38:46Mrs. Muggins, I know it's a great liberty, but could you do one more thing for us?
00:38:50Well, certainly, if I can.
00:38:52Could you use your...
00:38:53your influence, or whatever it is,
00:38:56to get us a travel permit?
00:38:58My influence, a funny one.
00:39:00Well, now, I think I can.
00:39:03Yes, there's a young secretary in that office.
00:39:06It's a bit on the cocky side.
00:39:08I think I can handle him.
00:39:10Good.
00:39:12But, uh, how can I get it to you?
00:39:14I mean, uh, you mustn't go to the office anymore,
00:39:16and quite frankly, I don't think you want to come here after tonight.
00:39:20No.
00:39:22Remember my uncle?
00:39:23On the train, yes.
00:39:24But if you think you can get the permit tomorrow,
00:39:26he'll think of some reason to come to the chancellery.
00:39:29Okay.
00:39:30I'll count for him.
00:39:31Now, uh,
00:39:32I think you two better run along.
00:39:34I've got a very heavy day ahead of me tomorrow.
00:39:38Thank you, Mrs. Muggins.
00:39:40I only hope that
00:39:41France and I
00:39:42will be able to do something in return someday.
00:39:45As a matter of fact,
00:39:46there is something that you can do.
00:39:47Now.
00:39:48Anything.
00:39:50You can let me have that.
00:39:52But that's...
00:39:53I think it'll come in handy
00:39:56for a little job that I've got to do.
00:39:59I know it seems ridiculous to say this,
00:40:02but please be careful.
00:40:04No need to worry about me.
00:40:06With this little bag,
00:40:07I'm as safe here as I would be in my own home.
00:40:13Thanks.
00:40:14Goodbye.
00:40:15Goodbye.
00:40:21Good night.
00:40:22Good night.
00:40:23Good night.
00:40:29Good night.
00:40:40Good night.
00:40:41Good night.
00:40:42So you are the bright young man who approved Trommel, huh?
00:40:46Idiot.
00:40:47Dietrich.
00:40:48I want to be rather rough on you when Himmler and the boss get back and find out that you've
00:40:51allowed a plot to hatch right here in the Chancellery.
00:40:53Perhaps.
00:40:54But it may well mean a feather in my cap, my dear friend.
00:40:57That is, if I should succeed in unhatching a plot of sufficient importance.
00:41:02Understand?
00:41:03That's all, Lieutenant.
00:41:04I'll hand this myself.
00:41:07That's all, Lieutenant.
00:41:08I'll hand this myself.
00:41:37Yes, sir.
00:41:38It'll be a traveling permit for my wife.
00:41:39That's her passport.
00:41:40Yes, sir.
00:41:46You're a stupid idiot.
00:41:47Yes, sir.
00:42:07Look out.
00:42:08Let's go.
00:42:09Good.
00:42:10I enjoyed this.
00:42:14Good job.
00:42:15Okay, let's go.
00:42:18Let's go.
00:42:19No problem.
00:42:22No problem.
00:42:23Take care.
00:42:24No problem.
00:42:25No problem.
00:42:26Okay?
00:42:27No problem.
00:42:28Right.
00:42:29No problem.
00:42:30I'm in this situation.
00:42:31I'm in this situation.
00:42:33No problem.
00:42:34Minigar!
00:42:36Follow here.
00:42:38You're under arrest.
00:42:44Oh, my.
00:42:46Yes.
00:42:48Well, you should, without what you're...
00:42:50You're under arrest.
00:42:52Oh, my.
00:42:54You're under arrest.
00:42:56Oh, my.
00:42:58Oh, my.
00:43:02I'll run to the rest.
00:43:13No!
00:43:14I'm in!
00:43:32Don't do that to my food! Don't do that now! Come back later! Hey! Hey!
00:43:44Lieutenant Busch, remove the guard from the Führer's door and come back to my office. I have an idea.
00:43:52Very well.
00:43:56Hey, can't you be careful? Come back to this tomorrow again.
00:43:59You two come with me. Fall abouts, march!
00:44:29Come back!
00:44:31Come back!
00:44:32The old mummy, what's he need all this room for?
00:44:57More like a skating rink, isn't it?
00:45:00It's a bit draughty, but the last place I'll look.
00:45:29No.
00:45:30I expect he'll come in there.
00:45:34I'll wait till his cronies have gone.
00:45:38And I'll get the pistol out of my pocket.
00:45:45And I'll slip round his desk.
00:45:48Don't move.
00:45:49I'll say.
00:45:50Then I'll give him a piece of my mind.
00:45:55Let me see.
00:45:56What shall I say?
00:45:57Well, Mr. Hitler, here I am at last.
00:46:02Ellen Muggins of Camberwell, London.
00:46:03I was able to come here because I had something that kept me free from fear.
00:46:09Fear of you and all your works and all the dirty blighters that lick your boots.
00:46:10I've come here to kill you.
00:46:11I've come here to kill you.
00:46:12Stay where you are.
00:46:13Stay where you are.
00:46:14And half a tick you'll have to kill you.
00:46:15I've come here to kill you.
00:46:16Stay where you are.
00:46:17In half a tick you'll have to kill you.
00:46:18And you'll have to kill me.
00:46:19I'm here to kill you.
00:46:20I was able to come here because I had something that kept me free from fear.
00:46:27Fear of you and all your works
00:46:30and all the dirty blighters that lick your boots.
00:46:37I've come here to kill you.
00:46:39Stay where you are.
00:46:42In half a tick, you're going to die without man or beast to mourn you.
00:46:47Even those that got their power through you.
00:46:53I'll deny they ever heard your name.
00:46:57Then I'll scream in holy terror
00:46:59when they hear the voices of all those people from other countries accusing them.
00:47:07Things are going to be different, Mr. Hitler, when you're gone.
00:47:17People are going to smile again.
00:47:22Little children are going to play in the streets again.
00:47:27And all over the world, their lights will go on.
00:47:30And there'll be laughter and happiness again.
00:47:35Kindness.
00:47:38And love again.
00:47:41Now you know why I'm here.
00:47:45All right.
00:47:47Close your ugly eyes.
00:47:49Your time has come.
00:47:52By George, I can't believe my ears.
00:47:55You were a common little cockney.
00:47:57Oh, it's common.
00:47:58Stand where you are.
00:47:59Now, we'll go. Put that gun away. It might go off.
00:48:02I suppose you know that you spoiled my rehearsal.
00:48:05Might as well tell you.
00:48:06I came here to pop up his nibs, and you're not going to stop me.
00:48:11What makes you think I should try to stop you?
00:48:13Perhaps I might be willing to make a bargain with you.
00:48:16I've got to get on, German.
00:48:18I thought you were so highly regarded here.
00:48:20Yes, I was.
00:48:22Well, something happened.
00:48:23I'm not much used to them anymore, so now, Dash, they hate me.
00:48:27Widow?
00:48:29What did you expect?
00:48:30I say only Hitler sits in that chair.
00:48:38But it has to be a first for everything.
00:48:41Besides, I have to sit when I think.
00:48:44I've got to puzzle out what to do with you.
00:48:46You know a sight too much for my good.
00:48:49I really felt that the New Order was good for England.
00:48:52When they gave me no recognition, I...
00:48:54Turned traitor.
00:48:55Joined the enemy.
00:48:57I know.
00:48:57Well, I hardly think you'll find welcome written on the Met when you get home.
00:49:03I don't intend to go home.
00:49:04The main thing is to get out of Germany.
00:49:06Now, please, please, you must help me.
00:49:08You don't know these devils as I do.
00:49:10They'd stop at nothing.
00:49:12I don't know what they might do to me.
00:49:13Don't you know at all?
00:49:17Well, I do.
00:49:19So, our sweet little deaf and dumb formula is English.
00:49:32Don't come a step nearer, Mr. Dietrich.
00:49:34Very extraordinary.
00:49:36With unusual courage, isn't she, Ho-ho?
00:49:39Look here, Dietrich.
00:49:40You didn't hear everything.
00:49:42You know, I...
00:49:42She was trying to persuade me to leave Germany to help her.
00:49:46But, of course, you didn't wish to leave.
00:49:49No, of course not.
00:49:50And you certainly wouldn't be a party to any treachery, would you?
00:49:53No, no, no, no.
00:49:54Unfortunately for you, Ho-ho!
00:49:56I heard everything you said.
00:49:59But it is to be expected.
00:50:01Once a traitor, always a traitor, I say.
00:50:03In that formula we agree.
00:50:05But, if you don't mind, we shall finish this conversation now to continue it in a more suitable place.
00:50:15There are a few questions I should like to ask you.
00:50:19Oh, none of that, Mr. Dietrich.
00:50:21I wouldn't mind shooting the whole lot off you if I had to.
00:50:23So keep your mouth shut.
00:50:25Because from now on, I'm ruling the roost.
00:50:28See?
00:50:29Here, you only guns.
00:50:31Mind your manners.
00:50:31We are exceedingly sorry to have to be so rude, Frau Müller.
00:50:36That's more like it.
00:50:38Frau Müller, that is a name, isn't it?
00:50:41No, Muggins.
00:50:43Plain Ella Muggins.
00:50:45Funny names you English have.
00:50:46Not half as funny as Schicklegruber.
00:50:49Mrs. Muggins, you will follow me, please.
00:50:52Yeah, where are you going to take me?
00:50:54To Moabit prison, my dear.
00:50:56Oh, so you're going to try some of your Nazi tricks on me, eh?
00:50:59And you are afraid, aren't you?
00:51:02Me?
00:51:03Afraid?
00:51:05Not blooming likely.
00:51:09Lieutenant Posh, take her away immediately.
00:51:12Oh, my bucket.
00:51:15Lord Hoare, you may take your case up with the Führer.
00:51:20Good luck.
00:51:23Half a moment, Mr. Dietrich.
00:51:26House, mister.
00:51:27I've got something for you
00:51:29with the compliments of the Cleaning Ladies Benevolent
00:51:31and Protective Association.
00:51:40Now, Dietrich, we realize you can invent any charge you wish.
00:51:43Would you tell us why we're being held here?
00:51:46Treason.
00:51:46Really, Captain, I'm surprised at your carelessness.
00:51:57Mr. Dietrich, this is indecent.
00:51:59In fact, it's awful.
00:52:01Be a gentleman and give me back my clothes, please.
00:52:06Mr. Weber, Mr. Weber, we're done for.
00:52:09They've gone and got it.
00:52:10What did you find?
00:52:11Oh, Lydie.
00:52:12What's this, Mrs. Muggins?
00:52:30Oh, no, that's a charm.
00:52:34Yes, that's what it is.
00:52:35For a mattox.
00:52:36For a courageous woman, it's clear what superstitions you have.
00:52:41But after all, it's so like the English.
00:52:44Stupidly unpredictable.
00:52:46Oh, please, Mr. Dietrich.
00:52:48Give me back that little bag.
00:52:50I am sorry, Miss Muggins.
00:52:52But we have an excellent cure in Germany for rheumatism.
00:52:56Likewise, pneumonia.
00:52:58A quick and permanent cure.
00:53:00If you please, Captain.
00:53:14I know you are a very brave man, Captain Von Weber, but there is a limit to bravery.
00:53:18So I hope you will not make it necessary for me to test it.
00:53:22Would you be good enough to tell me what it is that Mrs. Muggins said we have?
00:53:27Gorn and guts.
00:53:28I haven't the faintest idea.
00:53:36Oh, no, leave it alone.
00:53:37No, no, it's wounded arm.
00:53:38Of course it is.
00:53:40Captain Von Weber, don't force me to unnecessary cruelty.
00:53:43Tell me, how many of you were in this plot?
00:53:47Who are the leaders?
00:53:48Who helped that woman get here to Germany?
00:53:49And how did you plan to have her escape?
00:53:53You fool.
00:53:55Why not save yourself some pain?
00:53:56Stop it, you dirty blighter.
00:54:00If Mr. Weber is suffering bothers you, you can easily stop it, madam.
00:54:03I've got nothing to tell you, Mr. Dietrich.
00:54:05Take them down stairs.
00:54:07We'll make them talk there.
00:54:09Now, you filthy pigs.
00:54:10Take your hands off that boy.
00:54:11Pick up my coat, will you, please?
00:54:17Dietrich, they are right over us.
00:54:18Hey, I knew it.
00:54:21It's our boys on a blinking road.
00:54:36Leave this right here.
00:54:37Lock the doors.
00:54:38Quick, to the center.
00:54:39Let's go.
00:55:06Uncle Frederick, Uncle Frederick, Uncle Frederick!
00:55:36Let's get out of here.
00:55:38I want to get out of here.
00:55:41Come on, son.
00:56:02Give it to him!
00:56:04Give it to them proper and remind me to compliment you when I get home.
00:56:08Hold! Hold!
00:56:12Guards! Guards!
00:56:14Follow the car!
00:56:30Mr. Weaver, where are we going?
00:56:31The nearest airport.
00:56:33They're bound to have some planes warming up with this radon and they'll never question me.
00:57:03Stop!
00:57:09Stop!
00:57:10Stop!
00:57:11Stop!
00:57:12Stop!
00:57:13Stop!
00:57:14Stop!
00:57:15Stop!
00:57:16Stop!
00:57:17Stop!
00:57:18Stop!
00:57:19Stop!
00:57:20Stop!
00:57:21Stop!
00:57:22Stop!
00:57:23Stop!
00:57:24Stop!
00:57:25We'll fly in high and use our parachutes.
00:57:27What?
00:57:28Jump out from up here?
00:57:29Rudolph Hess made it.
00:57:30Yes, but Mr. Weaver, I've never been in a plane before.
00:57:33How long do you think it'll take us to get to London?
00:57:35About three hours.
00:57:36If we're lucky.
00:57:37Three hours?
00:57:38Oh, it took me three weeks to get there.
00:57:39That reminds me.
00:57:40I never did get to pop his nibs off.
00:57:41Oh, never mind, Smuggins.
00:57:42I'm sure someone else may do it for you very soon.
00:57:43Well, I'll give them two or three weeks.
00:57:44If they don't, then I'll go back again.
00:57:45Three hours!
00:57:46Ah!
00:57:47Ah!
00:57:48Do you!
00:57:49Oh, what's your turn?
00:57:50Little bit!
00:57:51You're listening!
00:57:52It's trying to see a light.
00:57:53Honey, you know what?
00:57:54Still, I got your light.
00:57:55My father than a light.
00:57:56Well, we never did get to pop him off.
00:57:58Oh, never mind, Smuggins.
00:57:59I'm sure someone else may do it for you very soon.
00:58:01Well, I'll give him two or three weeks.
00:58:02If they don't, then I'll go back again.
00:58:03Oh, well.
00:58:04Well, I'll give them two or three weeks.
00:58:05And if they don't, then I'll go back again.
00:58:14And where do the two young people plan to spend their honeymoon, Mrs. Muggins?
00:58:24As a matter of fact, they're spending their honeymoon in Canada.
00:58:30Mr. Weber, France that is, is being sent to Canada till after the war, and because of
00:58:37Mrs. Muggins' prominence, she was able to hinder seed with the authorities, and as
00:58:41the young lady, sent with him.
00:58:43Isn't it wonderful, Ella?
00:58:44My jolly says, Henry Albert will be doing a sailor's hornpipe all over heaven.
00:58:51Yes.
00:58:54We all did him a great injustice while he was alive.
00:58:58Well, Mrs. Muggins, if you don't mind, we'd like to get a picture of the place where you
00:59:01found the magic eye for our Sunday supplement.
00:59:04Why, certainly.
00:59:07Come this way, will you please? Thank you.
00:59:10It's rather narrow, I'm afraid.
00:59:14There we are. Here we are. I'm afraid it's rather untidy.
00:59:17But of course, I haven't had much time to clean it up, as you know.
00:59:20Is the uniform still in the trunk, Mrs. Muggins?
00:59:22Oh, yes.
00:59:23Would you mind taking it out so we can get a picture of you holding it?
00:59:25Oh, yes.
00:59:26Oh, it's all right, Daddy.
00:59:27I'll get it.
00:59:28No, no, no, no, no, no. I want Mrs. Muggins holding it.
00:59:34Struth, look here. Magic eyes. Hundreds of them.
00:59:40Tiger eyes.
00:59:55Souvenirs of the glassblower's exhibit.
00:59:59Henry Albert, you blooming, blinking liar.
01:00:29Take that picture.
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