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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives, a call was made.
00:05Sweetie, where are you?
00:06I don't want to tell you.
00:07If Porter doesn't show up for court, we're gonna lose our restaurant!
00:10A guy threatens to kill your son and that's what you're worried about?
00:13And as one love affair blossomed, another...
00:16You were married before.
00:18She's dead.
00:19I want you out of my house.
00:21...withered on the vine.
00:22Mike Delfino has to pay for taking you away from me.
00:26I want him to lose what I lost.
00:30It had been a long journey for David Williams.
00:38And though it began years ago, he remembered every step of it.
00:44Walking outside his front door.
00:48To find a policeman with news of a car crash.
00:52Running into the hospital only to be told his wife and daughter had died.
00:59Being dragged into a psychiatric facility after his mental breakdown.
01:07Strolling into a hotel weeks after being released.
01:13And bumping into...
01:15A beautiful blonde.
01:17Marching down the aisle with the woman who, as it turned out, once lived on the same street with the man who had killed his family.
01:31But his bride was now unhappy.
01:33And Dave Williams was worried that his dream of revenge had been destroyed.
01:39Luckily for Dave, fate was about to take some steps of its own.
01:45Hey Dave.
01:47What's going on?
01:49Edie and I had a fight.
01:51It's taking you're giving her time to calm down.
01:55I think I'm looking for a place to stay while she's looking for a lawyer.
01:59Oh, man.
02:01I want to say something helpful, but all I got is that sucks.
02:05That it does.
02:07So where are you headed?
02:09Well, that's such a nice night.
02:11I thought I'd walk to that motel on the interstate.
02:13Might as well enjoy the stars while my life falls apart.
02:17Well, it's getting late, so...
02:21Hey, why don't you stay with me?
02:29Really?
02:31I wouldn't want to impose.
02:33Dave, you saved my life.
02:35I owe you.
02:39Now that you mention it, I guess you do.
02:45Come on in.
02:47And just like that, Dave's dream of revenge was salvaged.
02:51Lead the way, Rumi.
02:55And he started to feel his long journey would soon be over.
03:05At 9.02 the next morning,
03:13Edie Williams began calling her friends to let them know
03:17something humiliating had happened to her.
03:21By 9.06,
03:23her friends had begun to arrive just so they could hear
03:27the juicy details.
03:29So he was married before.
03:31You don't kick a man out for that.
03:35No.
03:37But you do for never mentioning it.
03:39And especially when I laid out my entire past.
03:41Emphasis on the word laid.
03:43Exactly.
03:45Gabby gets it.
03:47Well, maybe they were only together a short time
03:49and she didn't mean anything to him.
03:51I doubt it since he walks around muttering to her ghost.
03:55You know what would lift your spirits.
03:57We should all do a spa weekend.
03:59Yeah.
04:00Let's do that.
04:01Oh, I appreciate the offer, but
04:03I think I'm better off getting lost in my work.
04:07Well, maybe I can help you.
04:09Think you can rent my house out?
04:11What?
04:13Jackson got a teaching job at the college in Riverton and...
04:17I'm going with him.
04:20Wait, you're moving?
04:23I know it's Sutton, but I feel really good about this.
04:27And it's only two hours away, so it'll still be like we're practically next door.
04:31I am so happy for you, but we're going to miss you.
04:34Oh, don't worry about us.
04:35Jackson is so great.
04:37You are making the right choice.
04:40Absolutely.
04:41Come here, you.
04:43Hey.
04:44When you're down here, you want to come do my life?
04:59Well, I figured since Mike's letting me crash here, it's the least I could do.
05:03Oh, that's very nice.
05:05And brave.
05:06Mike takes a lot of pride in his yard.
05:08Yeah.
05:09Look at his roses.
05:10Every time I walk by here, I just want to steal one.
05:12Hey, let me cut you one.
05:14Oh, no.
05:15Mm-mm.
05:16Couldn't.
05:17He wouldn't like that.
05:18Hey, you.
05:19What's up?
05:20Not much.
05:22Got a call from Dylan.
05:24Her husband's traveling more for his business and doesn't have anybody to help her with the
05:27baby.
05:28He's trying to push me to move out to Baltimore.
05:31Okay.
05:32So, uh, what'd you say?
05:34Oh, just that I think about it.
05:37What do you think I should do?
05:40Well, if she really needs your help, I guess you should help her.
05:44Well, I don't know that she needs it, honestly.
05:47I think she's just lonely.
05:50Of course, it would be nice to be closer.
05:55But is that a good enough reason to uproot my whole life here?
06:00What do you think?
06:05I'm not sure.
06:07It's up to you.
06:08I know.
06:09I just thought you might have an opinion.
06:15Oh, shoot.
06:16I'm expecting a call from a supplier.
06:18I'll talk to you later.
06:30A second thought.
06:31I'm sure we won't even notice it's gone.
06:39Of course, this new landscaping will require an updated irrigation system, which I'm happy
06:44to take care of.
06:45Brie, you bought us a house.
06:46We can't let you do all this, too.
06:47Nonsense.
06:48It's a small price to pay to make your home more beautiful.
06:51I insist.
06:52Yes!
06:53It's going to be here tomorrow.
06:54Woo-hoo!
06:55Larson, take it easy.
06:57Impossible.
06:58Soon, I, the grill master, will christen a brand new barbecue.
07:02You seem pretty excited about a grill.
07:04Oh, it's so much more than that, young man.
07:07This is the Prairie Fire Turbo.
07:09It's 122,000 BTUs of char broiling power.
07:13Look out, cattle!
07:15You think you're excited?
07:16Just imagine the salesman who overcharged you.
07:19Well, Brie, I got a very good deal.
07:21He only thinks he got a good deal because the salesman threw in one of those kiss-the-cook hats.
07:28And a temperature-sensing barbecue fork.
07:30Well, that sounds good.
07:31Yeah.
07:32Don't encourage him.
07:34Orson is a horrible negotiator.
07:36He's never met a sticker price he didn't like.
07:38No, Brie, that-
07:39It's true.
07:40There's a reason the local car dealers send you a fruit basket every Christmas.
07:44No, hush.
07:49Brie, could you please not do that?
07:51Do what?
07:52It's just, when you talk to your husband that way, it really pushes a button for me.
07:58My mom used to do that, and it drove my dad away.
08:02I think he was tired of being emasculated.
08:11Did I mention it has a rear-mounted rotisserie rack?
08:13What exactly are you saying, Alex?
08:15I'm saying, if you're gonna be rude to your husband, could you just not do it in front of me?
08:27So, rotisserie, huh?
08:28Yeah, good for chicken, rolled roasts, legs of lamb.
08:33This thing is so advanced, I could probably use it to make soup.
08:39I'm sorry. Daddy has to work.
08:42Girls, what is going on? You're gonna miss your plane.
08:45They're upset. They're not used to me being away.
08:47Oh, for God's sakes, girls. It's not like he's going off to war. He's gonna be back tomorrow.
08:52Why can't Daddy work here?
08:54Because Daddy has a new job that's gonna make us lots of money.
08:58We don't need lots of money.
09:00Hey, what did I say about that kind of language?
09:05Look, girls, Daddy's gonna be home tomorrow in time for dinner.
09:10You can call me whenever you want, okay?
09:13And the best part is you get to spend a whole day with just Mommy.
09:18Mommy!
09:29Oh, hello, Mr. Fishman.
09:30I'm coming in. Watch the wheels.
09:32Boy, you just had to put a rung here, huh?
09:37Uh, is everything okay?
09:39It's about your damn son.
09:41Porter?
09:42How the hell do I know?
09:44He's got red hair, and he's got a face you just want to slap.
09:47And he's driving my sister crazy.
09:50What are you talking about?
09:51The retirement home.
09:53Your kid has been staying in your mom's room.
09:56What?
09:57Muriel thought he was just visiting, but he's been there for a week.
10:01Oh!
10:05Now, the rules clearly state no visiting after dark.
10:10Tom, I know where Porter is. He's hiding at my mother's.
10:13Oh, hiding my ass. He's not hiding. He's living there.
10:16He even stole my sister's orange juice.
10:18I'll take care of it. Thank you.
10:20Call Bob. Tell him we can make the hearing tomorrow.
10:23Nobody can sleep there because he's got that TV blaring all night long.
10:27Look, Tom, I can't talk now. Just call Bob.
10:29I'm going over there now. Okay, bye.
10:32Parker, I'm gonna be back in an hour.
10:33Mr. Fishman, thank you so much.
10:35Well, don't just stand there. Make me a sandwich.
10:52One more thing. Could you see about having the basement cleared out?
10:55You know, the last time we went down there was filled with mildewed boxes.
10:58Oh, I'll take care of that.
11:00There's nothing worse than having old junk around.
11:03Edie!
11:05Case in point.
11:14Edie!
11:17Edie!
11:18Did you hear me?
11:19Yeah, I heard you.
11:21Why do you think I kept walking?
11:24Looks like the mailman switched our mail again.
11:26Do you have mine?
11:27Yep. It's in my garbage.
11:29Come by and grab it at your convenience.
11:32What is wrong with you?
11:38I asked everyone over this morning because I had this huge thing to share about kicking my husband out.
11:43And you, prance in with your, me and Jackson are moving to a fairy castle.
11:48I'm sorry. I thought we gave your latest breakup the three seconds of shock it deserved.
11:54Get the hell out of here.
11:56Gladly.
12:00What have you done?
12:02Nothing. It's locked.
12:05Do you have a key?
12:07In my purse?
12:10Which I left in the kitchen.
12:11Does anyone know you're here?
12:14No.
12:16Hey!
12:18Help!
12:19Somebody help me!
12:24Juanita, it's time for your bath.
12:26I'm watching my movie.
12:28You've seen it a hundred times.
12:29She loses her shoe, the prince finds it. End of story. Let's go.
12:33I'll go when I'm ready.
12:39Hey, it's not finished!
12:40It is for you. Now move!
12:45Juanita Solis, I am not kidding.
12:49Okay, that does it.
12:52Juanita.
12:56If you think I'm not gonna drag you to the bathroom, you are sadly mistaken.
13:00You're never gonna make it.
13:01You're never gonna make it.
13:02Oh, yes I will!
13:03My rage is fueling me in ways you can't imagine!
13:08What's wrong?
13:11My rage just needs to catch its breath.
13:13Okay.
13:26Okay.
13:27I am willing to forget this entire incident.
13:29If you just go jump in that bathtub right now, what do you say?
13:31What do you say?
13:36I'm gonna scrub that smug look right off your face.
13:39Oh, my back!
13:45Oh, my back!
13:46Oh!
13:47Oh!
13:51Oh!
13:52Oh!
13:54Oh!
13:55Oh!
13:56Oh!
13:57Oh!
14:02Oh!
14:03Oh!
14:04Oh!
14:05Oh, yes.
14:06What do you mean?
14:07Well, I mean, if there's any doubt about it or...
14:08Where is he?
14:10No.
14:11I'm sorry, have we met?
14:12Like you said, a human being.
14:15Wait!
14:18You're the girl who stuck me here three years ago.
14:22You come by every Christmas and look at your watch while I unwrap the socks you bought me on the drive-over.
14:30Do you know what's going on with Port of the Fire? The arrest?
14:33Yes, I read the newspapers
14:35Everybody's crying for that poor kid's blood
14:39No, no, we have this great lawyer
14:41He thinks he can get the case thrown out
14:43Oh, really?
14:44I didn't realize that
14:46Porter, come out from under the bed
14:50Mommy's here to take care of you
14:51Just like she took care of me
14:54Okay, I know you're mad
14:57I know we have a lot to hash out between us
15:00But don't take your hate for me out on your grandson
15:03Now, where is he?
15:06He's safe
15:07I heard Muriel Fishman rat me out to her brother
15:13So I made sure that Porter cleared up
15:16Mom, this is wrong
15:19Please
15:21Sucks to feel powerless, doesn't it, Lynette?
15:29Please!
15:30Help!
15:31Help!
15:32Oh!
15:33Please!
15:35Wow, I'm getting a really unpleasant picture of what you're like in the old sack-a-rooney
15:42I face it, Meyer, we're stuck
15:46We've got to get out
15:48I'm supposed to be meeting the moving company
15:51What?
15:52Keep talking about how you're going to move away and be with Jackson
16:00I hear stupidity makes time go faster
16:03So now me wanting to be with the man I love is stupid?
16:07And needy
16:08And needy
16:09And pathetic
16:10And kind of hilarious
16:12But there's one thing that's not Meyer
16:14That's unexpected
16:16What are you getting at?
16:18Have you ever in your life been without a man?
16:21Of course I have
16:23When?
16:24I don't know, I'm not sure
16:26I'm not sure
16:32What are you doing?
16:33Making a calendar
16:35Edie
16:36Oh come on, we've got nothing but time
16:39And I assume you don't want to make out, so
16:42First boyfriend?
16:52Todd Schaefer
16:53I was 14
16:57And why did you and Hot Toddy break up?
17:00He dumped me during math class
17:03And how long did it take you to start dating somebody else?
17:07This is a stupid exercise
17:09I refuse to
17:10When was it?
17:11Lunch
17:12It was lunch
17:19You know, I'm feeling a bit randy tonight
17:21What do you say we make a little love?
17:23Well, we've got 15 minutes till the news is on
17:26Why not?
17:31I still can't get over the way Alex behaved this morning
17:34Emasculating
17:36I've never heard such nonsense
17:41Don't you think so?
17:43Well, I thought the manner in which Alex made his point was inappropriate
17:47But?
17:48Well, I wouldn't say it was nonsense
17:51You can be a little tough sometimes
17:54Tough?
17:56It's not a word I would use to describe myself
17:58Nobody blames you, Bree
18:00You run a business
18:01You have to be formidable
18:02Sometimes, if that frame of mind carries over into your personal life
18:06It's only to be expected
18:07I don't think I'd do that
18:09I know you don't
18:12It's not worth getting upset about
18:14Andrew and I are used to it
18:15And I'm sure in time Alex will get used to it, too
18:18Now, on to more pleasant things
18:22Even though it's my turn
18:24I don't mind if you're on top
18:34I think we forgot one
18:37Ah!
18:39Didn't you date somebody after you stole Carl away from me?
18:42Ron, Dr. Ron
18:43Are we done?
18:45Yep!
18:47Here it is
18:48The history of your love life
18:50Proof that you can't be happy without a man
18:52This is not proof of anything
18:54Seven boyfriends through high school and college
18:57Only 41 days single
19:01What does that tell you?
19:03My grades sucked
19:05It's a cry for help, Meyer
19:07And it doesn't get much better into the many decades of your adulthood
19:10Hey, I was single for several months after Carl and after Mike
19:18But that wasn't of your choosing
19:21They dumped you
19:25I know
19:27It's hard to look in the mirror
19:29Have you ever looked in your mirror, Edie?
19:31You're famous for the number of men you've conquered
19:34Thank you
19:35It's not a compliment, you tramp
19:37Okay, I am not going to take relationship tips from a woman who has hooked up with
19:43What is it? Over a thousand men?
19:46Okay, that's true, I enjoyed the eighties
19:48But the difference is
19:50I go after men because I want them
19:52You go after them because you need them
19:54That is not much of a distinction
19:56Yes, it is!
19:58You have holes in your heart that can only be filled by a pair of trousers
20:01Face it, Meyer
20:03You're weak
20:04You're weak
20:10The reporter wasn't there
20:14And she won't tell me where he is
20:16Did you tell her that he could end up in jail?
20:19Of course I did
20:21Lynette, you're really upset
20:22Just hang up and come home
20:24She's so angry at me
20:26She's never going to tell us where he is
20:28Lynette?
20:30Lynette?
20:32Lynette?
20:34Lynette!
20:41We need to find Lynette Scabo
20:43Let me check
20:45This is all my fault
20:47She was so worked out when she left my room
20:49I'm not finding a Lynette Scabo
20:51Oh my god, does that mean she's dead?
20:53No!
20:55No!
20:57It means she outsmarted her mom
21:00My god, Porter, we missed you so much
21:05I don't understand, I thought you were in an accident
21:07No, sweetie, I was driving home last night talking with your dad on the phone
21:11And two cars in front of me had an accident
21:13And I thought, damn, that could be me
21:15And then I thought, that could be me
21:18You scared the hell out of me
21:20You scared the hell out of me
21:21Nicole, you're sorry, but we had to get you back
21:23You've got to be in court by five
21:24No, I don't want to go to jail
21:26Porter, listen to me, Bob talked to the judge
21:28He thinks he can get them to drop the charges
21:30I don't know if I should believe you
21:33You're gonna have to
21:39Okay, great, come on, let's go
21:44That was a rotten thing you did, Lynette
21:48I thought you were dead
21:54Yeah, well, what can I tell you?
21:58I learned from the best
22:06Celia! Juanita!
22:08I am not gonna ask you again to pick up these clothes
22:11You've got to the count of three
22:13One
22:15Two
22:16Three
22:21You can hear me, right?
22:23Yeah!
22:25Alright, that's it, I'm calling your father
22:27Whoo! You are gonna get it now
22:31He is gonna tear into you, it is gonna be a bloodbath
22:39Hey, babe, what's up?
22:41It's your children, they've run amok
22:42What?
22:44Now that you've gone back to work, they won't listen to me
22:47They know you're not in the next room, ready to drop the hammer, help me
22:50How? I'm in a meeting
22:52Oh, okay, I'm gonna put you on speaker and I want you to rip them a new one
22:56I'm with clients, I don't have time for this
22:59Wait!
23:00I gotta go!
23:02Carlos!
23:04Carlos!
23:05I think he hung up, Mommy
23:07Can you bring us a lemonade?
23:13Hi, Mike
23:14Hey, sorry I'm late
23:15Where's Catherine?
23:17A headache, she sends her regrets
23:18Do you mind if I grab a beer?
23:22Uh, yeah, in the test kitchen
23:24Beer sounds good, I think I'll grab one too, excuse me
23:32So, Catherine not feeling well, huh?
23:35Yeah, I think she also might be a little miffed with me
23:40This about Baltimore?
23:45It's not that I want her to go, because I don't
23:50Why don't you tell her?
23:52I don't want to be the guy that comes between her and her daughter
23:55Not to mention a grandchild
23:59Oh, I thought this was because
24:02I don't know, maybe you were still hung up on your ex-wife
24:06Susan?
24:08No
24:10No, that's over
24:12You sure?
24:17And most guys I talk to, they say they only really fall in love once
24:21And even if it doesn't work
24:23They spend the rest of their lives thinking about the one that they lost
24:28I always wonder if that's how you felt about Susan
24:31Why would you wonder about something like that?
24:33Oh, I don't know
24:34You're my friend
24:37I care about you
24:39Well, no
24:41In fact, I think I might be falling in love with Catherine
24:48Did you just use the L word?
24:52Wow!
24:54See, I didn't realize it was that serious
24:56You know, to be honest, it didn't really hit me until she said she might leave
25:00Where are our guests? Food's gonna get cold
25:14I'll go find them
25:16And bring some steak sauce
25:18Oh, you're not gonna need any sauce with these babies
25:20They are seasoned to perfection
25:22Bring it
25:23Bring it
25:25Well, there's no sense in waiting
25:27Dig in
25:33Oh dear
25:35Are they overcooked?
25:36No, they're well done
25:38That's the way I like them
25:40Marie, what do you think?
25:41Oh, I really couldn't say
25:43You couldn't say if your meat is overcooked?
25:46No, I wouldn't want to upset anyone
25:48Well, don't worry, you won't upset me
25:53I don't think she was referring to you
25:59Well, it's just that grilling is such a manly pastime
26:04If I suggested that Orson somehow failed to produce the perfect steak
26:08You might see it as another example of emasculation
26:11I see, you're not gonna let that go, are you?
26:14Well, for all I know, telling Orson his steak tastes like charcoal might be deballing him
26:18You know, Bree, you can make your point and still be nice
26:23You know what else would be nice, Alex?
26:25Showing gratitude when people have been generous with you
26:29Don't listen to her, Alex
26:30She's not mad at you
26:32She's mad at me
26:33And the meat
26:37Gratitude? What do you mean by that?
26:39I mean I bought you a house
26:41You'd think you'd show me a little respect
26:43Seriously? You're bringing up the house?
26:46Well, why not? It was a fairly grand gesture on my part
26:49Yes, and one that apparently comes with strings
26:51If by strings you mean I won't let you be rude to me in my own house, then yes
26:57You know what?
26:59I think I'm going to have to decline your grand gesture
27:03Keep the house
27:11What's wrong?
27:12Orson burnt the steaks
27:25Susan?
27:27How can you tell if pickles have botulism?
27:29Ah, what the hell? I shoot this stuff into my forehead
27:32Oh, fuck!
27:34Forget it
27:36I'd rather starve for a day or two
27:38By then you'll be dead
27:40And I can use your remains as a source of protein
27:45Oh, come on, that was funny
27:49You know, maybe I do feel incomplete without a man
27:54But I...
27:56Wouldn't trade places with you for anything
27:59You wanna know why?
28:01No, but I'm trapped, so knock yourself out
28:03It's the way you are with men
28:06They're like tissues
28:08You use one and toss it away
28:10And then you're on to the next one
28:12At least I'm looking for something real
28:15Hm, so you think this happy ending crap that you believe in is real?
28:19Is real?
28:21Please
28:23I know what men are really like
28:25Really?
28:27Well, when I was 16 my dad had an affair
28:30With this woman who had a 10 year old daughter
28:33And one day he told my mom and me that he was leaving us for them
28:38Oh my god
28:40No talking
28:42A week later, he comes to the house to get his stuff
28:45And my mom didn't want to see him, so we went to the movies
28:50Now I had this, uh, horse figurine collection
28:54Plastic, glass, ceramics, hundreds of them
28:58Anyway, we come back from the movies
29:01And my dad had taken all his stuff
29:04So, I go into my bedroom
29:07And something seems different
29:09And then I realize all of my horses were gone
29:13My mom called my dad and screamed
29:14And all he said was I was too old for them
29:15And that his girlfriend's daughter would appreciate them more
29:28Can you believe that? What a fungus
29:38Oh god, are you crying?
29:43It's just...
29:46Now I get it
29:48Get what?
29:50All these years
29:52I have judged you and
29:54It is not your fault
29:56Come here
29:58You are the way you are because of your father
30:01Ow!
30:06Edie! What the hell?
30:08Don't psychoanalyze me, you simp
30:10I was just trying to tell you how selfish men are
30:13And I was just trying to be nice
30:15And give you a free pass for being such a big slut
30:20Ow!
30:24Edie!
30:27Okay girls, pick up your toys and put them in the basket before dinner
30:31Dinner is not for two hours
30:38Hey!
30:39I've had enough of your crap
30:40Now pick up these toys
30:42No!
30:43Okay Juanita, what is going on here?
30:45Why are you being so difficult?
30:46When daddy asks you to do something, you just do it
30:49That's because I love daddy more
30:58Wait
31:13Everything okay, Miss Solis?
31:19Yeah, just my kids
31:21They really know how to push my buttons
31:24Oh yeah, I got a couple monsters at home too
31:28The key is, you gotta be the bigger monster
31:31Well unfortunately, they're not afraid of me
31:34Oh, that's bad
31:37Fear is the foundation of all good parenting
31:40You gotta practice your big voice
31:42Finish that broccoli, now!
31:44See how that works?
31:46Yeah, it's very effective
31:48Well
31:52Hey, you got an extra 15 minutes?
31:54Do it!
31:55Faster!
31:56Faster!
31:57Faster!
31:58Faster!
31:59I wanna see this place sparkle
32:02Mommy?
32:04Is that on my hands girls?
32:05Word got out that you were disobeying and they sent Reggie over
32:09Who sent Reggie over?
32:11Well, I know how much you love him
32:14But it was your daddy
32:15Enough chatter!
32:18Keep moving!
32:25When they're done, you want me to make them vacuum?
32:27If you wouldn't mind
32:32Guess
32:34Oh, come on, Edie, I said I was sorry
32:36Guess
32:38July?
32:40Wrong!
32:41March!
32:43Man, you're bad at this
32:46Guess
32:49Hey, Mrs. Williams, I didn't know you were down here
32:51Oh, thank God we've been locked in here all night
32:54Really?
32:56Good thing I came by to check the rat traps then
32:58Oh, I'm glad I forgot about those until now
33:02Uh, Meyer
33:04I, uh, would appreciate it if you wouldn't talk about what we talked about
33:11I wasn't planning to
33:13Good, because I'll deny it if you do
33:16I won't
33:18And I'll kill you
33:20Goodbye, Edie
33:23Oh, I'll bring your mail over when I get home
33:26Thanks
33:27Hey, Mom
33:28I just came by to tell you that the judge threw out Porter's case for lack of evidence
33:41Isn't that great?
33:45Mom
33:47I did not put you in here to punish you
33:49I didn't have a choice
33:50I didn't have a choice
33:53You had a choice
33:55No, I didn't from the moment Glenn died, you were out of control
34:00It's true you lost all that money in Vegas
34:03You started drinking again
34:05And how many times did I go to your condo only to find you asleep on the sofa with a cigarette in your mouth?
34:10No, I won't apologize for bringing you here, I did it because I love you
34:16Then why don't you come visit me?
34:18It's not a very pleasant experience
34:21So I yell a little, so I toss a few curse words your way, big deal
34:26Last time I came you threw pudding at me
34:29I'm an angry old woman, Lynette, what do you expect?
34:32Here's a thought, stop being angry
34:34How?
34:36I can't make a friend in this place without having a little drop dead of a stroke five minutes later
34:41I feel like hell, every time I look in the mirror I want to scream
34:46My anger is all I've got left, baby
34:51If I let go of that, it's over
34:53I know it, the ball game won't be over
34:58The ball game is going to end whether you like it or not
35:05I would like to be here with you for whatever time you have left
35:11But for that to happen, things have to change
35:14Would you come visit me more often?
35:24At least twice a week
35:26And sometimes I'd bring the kids
35:33I'd like that
35:35You know, they turned out really good
35:39How'd you learn how to be such a good mom?
35:44I have no idea
35:49Well, now that you're here, why don't you stay and we can talk a while?
35:52Did I get my flask out of the drawer?
35:55Hey, I can't be nice, forgiving and sober all at the same time
36:02Hey!
36:04Daddy!
36:06Daddy!
36:08Missed you guys
36:09Wow, you're really helping mommy, huh? That's great!
36:11The scary man told us we had to
36:15We don't even know the guy
36:17He left a flyer in our mailbox, you let him do your parenting?
36:19Hey, you're the one who told me to get creative
36:21This wasn't what I meant
36:23Easy for you to say
36:24They told me they love you more than me
36:25And when I was running things, they said they loved you more
36:27Really?
36:29Oh
36:31So don't get your feelings hurt
36:32And stop asking strangers to do that
36:34You know, you're the one who told me to get creative
36:36We don't even know the guy
36:38We don't even know the guy
36:39He left a flyer in our mailbox, you let him do your parenting?
36:40Hey, you're the one who told me to get creative
36:42This wasn't what I meant
36:44Easy for you to say
36:46They told me they love you more than me
36:48And when I was running things, they said they loved you more
36:50Really?
36:51So don't get your feelings hurt
36:52And stop asking strangers to discipline our kids
36:55I wouldn't have to if you would do it
37:00So you want me to go to work all day
37:03Go out on business trips
37:04And what little time I have here with the girls
37:07You want me to spend screaming at them?
37:09Just for the first 15 minutes after you walk in the door
37:11Then it's Carlos time
37:13Forget it! This was the arrangement you wanted
37:15You made me take this job
37:17I just wanted us to have a normal life
37:19Well guess what, sweetie?
37:20Dad's unhappy at work
37:22Mom's home with the screaming kids
37:24You got one
37:33Oh good, you're back
37:36Can we talk?
37:38If it's about work, yes
37:40If it's about what happened at the barbecue, no
37:42Fine then, as my employee I authorize a five minute break so we can talk about my son's boyfriend and his absurd overreaction this afternoon
37:52That's it, I'm out of here
37:54Andrew, please, you were there, Alex started the whole thing, you need to tell him to stop criticizing me
37:59I'm not getting in the middle of this
38:01If you have a problem with Alex, you tell him
38:03I tried, he won't listen to me
38:06Don't you mean obey?
38:08He's not your son
38:10He's not your husband, he's not your employee
38:13Not everyone has to listen to you
38:18I'll do this tomorrow
38:19I'll do this tomorrow
38:20I got the flowers
38:21I got the flowers
38:42I got the flowers
38:43I got the flowers
38:51They were from you, right?
38:53Oh yeah
39:13I just have a minute and I don't want to get into a whole thing with you
39:16This won't take long
39:18I don't want to fight anymore, please
39:20Just take the house
39:26I don't know how else to say this
39:28What happened yesterday is gonna happen again
39:31It's not gonna be the last time we fight because that's who we are
39:37Let's not make it worse by living on top of each other
39:43Alex
39:46I'm gonna tell you something I haven't told anybody
39:49Not Orson, not Andrew
39:51Just you
39:59I know that I've changed since my business took off
40:03But I didn't want to admit it
40:05I've watched myself become selfish
40:08Impatient, rude
40:10I was never the type to suffer fools gladly
40:15But now I seem to find fools everywhere
40:17And I don't want to be that way
40:19I need someone who isn't afraid to speak out
40:24To call me out when I cross those lines
40:28And I would love it if you would be that person
40:30Did my mother-in-law just give me permission to criticize her?
40:40Yes, I did
40:46I'm a lucky guy
40:47Edie
40:57Listen, um...
41:00I'm not happy about you lying to me
41:03But I think what we have is real and...
41:06I'm not ready to throw it away
41:10Really?
41:12Don't tell anyone
41:16But I'm at the point in my life where I could
41:20Use a happy ending
41:24I'll get my stuff
41:41Hello?
41:42Jackson, hi
41:43Do you have a sec?
41:44Sure
41:45Something's wrong?
41:46No, nothing's wrong
41:48Just...
41:50We need to talk about this move
41:55At 5.15 that afternoon
41:58Edie Williams began calling her friends to inform them
42:02That her husband had come home
42:05Sadly, she never got through to any of them
42:09Gabrielle never picked up
42:12She was too busy watching her children being told they had to obey their mother
42:18And trying not to smile
42:22Lynette wasn't home when Edie called
42:25She was with her mother
42:28Laughing and sharing stories about the old days
42:32And enjoying every minute of it
42:34Brie was outside
42:38Showing her future son-in-law color samples
42:42For the home she had bought him
42:44And smiling politely when they disagreed
42:49And Susan?
42:51Well, she didn't answer
42:53Because she was sitting in her favorite chair with a cup of tea
42:56Learning to enjoy for the first time in her life
43:01What it was like
43:04To be alone
43:05Her matière is known
43:06The first time she was by substance
43:10To be alone
43:13And the last time in her life
43:14And the last time she lived through her
43:17She was a friend of her
43:18And the last time she could have been
43:21Over to her heart
43:23Because she wasそed
43:25She was a part of her
43:28Transcription by CastingWords
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