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00:00Music
00:25Pope, Arthur, I can't hear the toothbrush
00:28Showers freezing, I'm halfway through my shampoo
00:32Don't screen the place down
00:34Don't use any more art
00:36I've got to be out of here in an hour
00:40Might have to do with all that if we move, will we?
00:42They still have dirty dishes in South America
00:45I mean other people's drama
00:47Just be us, on a beach, going to a carnival in the rainforest or something
00:52Is that all you know of Brazil?
00:55I think we always change that, don't you?
00:59What?
01:00I have booked us one-way flights
01:04You're joking
01:05Hello?
01:06You're actually joking?
01:07No!
01:08I was doing all the research last night and I just thought sod it
01:10Sod it, Sean sorted me out a work permit
01:13I've got to do a vitamin visa thingy
01:14But apparently that only takes two days
01:16I've still got to sort out schools for you lot
01:18But you're right
01:20You were right
01:21When are we ever going to get this chance ever again?
01:24I can't believe it
01:25I know
01:27It's mad isn't it?
01:28I know but I just thought for the time I do it now
01:30I'll talk myself out of it
01:31And I don't want to be frying onions this time next year
01:33Thinking what if?
01:35I can't learn Spanish
01:37Portuguese
01:39You will help me pack, won't you?
01:44Yeah, of course
01:45It's gonna be a mad rush
01:47You told Nan, yeah?
01:50What was your plan?
01:51Just send her a postcard when we get there?
01:52No, no
01:53I will talk to her
01:55Yeah, okay
01:56And I'll talk to Ricky
01:58Oh, yeah
01:59Do you, er
02:00Do you want me to be there?
02:02Why?
02:03Well, it's Jack
02:04No, we're not
02:05What?
02:06Can't stop us going, can he?
02:08No
02:09No, darling
02:10No, he's just difficult, isn't he?
02:11I tell you what
02:12Why don't you see if Ricky can get off school
02:13And then we'll meet him together at lunchtime?
02:16Yeah, okay, perfect
02:17Yeah
02:18And you'll do with Nan, yeah?
02:19Yeah
02:20Deal with me
02:21What are you planning to do?
02:22Bump me off?
02:23Come on
02:24Come on
02:25Take Ducky
02:28Oh, okay
02:29Thirstrap
02:30Oh, this woman is severely dehydrated
02:32Oh, can I just have my phone back, please?
02:34Yes, what?
02:35Oh, is that funny?
02:36Come on, you must be a bit bothered
02:37No, I'm not, I'm fine
02:39You're not
02:40Oh, do you know what?
02:41You sound like Peter
02:42It's like he actually wants me to go crazy
02:43And start just clawing her face off
02:45What, and ruin her 30-pound manicure?
02:46Exactly
02:47Yeah
02:48Oh, right, okay, look
02:49Right, this
02:53This was the exact face she was giving Peter
02:55Is that her?
02:56Yeah
02:57What?
02:58Wow
02:59Wow, I don't know
03:00It's just
03:01She ain't really what I expected
03:02Yeah, she looks like she'd eat Peter around
03:05I mean, what sort of woman wears egg yolk nipples?
03:09That's not the time that picks up Dad from her kid sensory class
03:12Yeah, well maybe I'm just really lucky then, because I just, I trust Peter
03:15Well, yeah, I mean, he's so wussy anyway that, um, loyal anyway, loyal, so
03:22Do you know what though?
03:24If she does that to a different type of bloke then it could ruin her whole family, couldn't it?
03:30Hey, you know what, you're so right
03:33If she can't get away with this
03:35What did you do?
03:37Uh, just sending her a friendly DM saying that we just wanna have a chat
03:43Penny?
03:44No, I don't wanna have a chat
03:46I just wanna go home and quickly give my bathroom a clue before he wakes up
03:50It's just coffee
03:51No
03:52No, Penny, no
03:55Listen, listen
03:56Listen, you just said that this isn't about you, okay?
03:59This is about tired, unappreciated mums everywhere
04:03That is just, that is embarrassing, I can't believe you've done that
04:06Thank you
04:09Brazil?
04:10Yeah, Sean's bought a restaurant in Sao Paulo and he needs staff, so
04:14Has he?
04:15Why didn't he tell me?
04:17What a wonderful opportunity
04:19Yeah
04:20Yeah, I think so, I mean, we've still got loads to do before we go
04:23It's not Greece, but I'll take it
04:26I can't believe it
04:29All these years I've been dreaming and now I actually get to retire abroad
04:33Mum, I...
04:34When do we go?
04:35Well, I think Sean was, he was thinking it was just me and the kids
04:42Yes
04:43Of course
04:45He was just, you know, trying to do something nice
04:47It's always going to be the year they lost their dad and
04:50I think he just thought, you know, they can meet new people, see new places, go on adventures
04:54Instead of walking past his stall every day
04:56I mean, it's not going to be forever, is it? But
05:01I think we really need this mum, a fresh start
05:04Yeah, I didn't want to give myself a chance to talk myself out of it
05:07Haven't you got to sort visas and things?
05:10Yeah
05:11Yeah, I'll sort all that out, but
05:13Mum, this is a lot to take in
05:15What am I doing putting a half load on when there's all this packing to do?
05:20Mum
05:21Lily must have more whites
05:22Are you all right?
05:23Because if you're not, then we don't have to go
05:25You have to do what's best for the children
05:27And if you think that's taking them away from
05:31Taking them away
05:35Taking them away, then there we are
05:52How was your hook up?
05:58Oh, you know, it was fun
06:00But ever since we matched, I can't get you out of my head
06:03Is that right?
06:06Jasmine
06:08You might be the most beautiful thing I've seen on my phone
06:10Since I ordered a quadruple cheeseburger on delivery
06:14Wow
06:16Are you a poet?
06:17You just inspire me
06:19Mm-hmm
06:21The answer's yes, by the way
06:23I've been gonna guess the question is will you get lost?
06:27I would like to take you out
06:30Good to know
06:34So?
06:35So?
06:37How about tonight?
06:39Look, you seem really nice
06:40Nice?
06:41Nice?
06:45You're a nice guy, one of these
06:47Remindle
06:48No
06:50But a stupid guy would
06:51So, well done for getting caught
07:05Ooh, lovely handbag
07:07Stunning
07:09Planning on making away with it, are you?
07:11Well, I do enjoy taking your things
07:14This is the quote from the PI we should be going with
07:17Seems a lot
07:20Cause she's one of the best
07:22Years of experience
07:23And she ain't afraid to bend the rules
07:25So she's a girl?
07:26She's prepared to do whatever it takes to help me find my boy
07:29She's asked for the first installment of the day
07:31But hang on
07:33I need to do a background check on her
07:35What are you, MI6?
07:37You ain't got time for that
07:38It's a lot of money, Zoe
07:39I know nothing about it
07:40I need to be sure
07:42I am sure
07:43Even so
07:44I have had years of dead ends and time wasters
07:48I wouldn't make a move unless I was 100% certain
07:51We want to find my son, don't we?
07:54Dennis' son
07:56I'm telling you, she's our woman
07:59Let me know
08:08Jessi!
08:10Jessi!
08:14I'm gonna guess you didn't pay for that
08:16I don't buy fast fashion
08:19Before you could
08:21Before you could wear her on a date
08:22Date!
08:24I'm sorry
08:25I really would take it
08:29I guess I'm just gonna need some accessories to go with it
08:31You know, I feel like I saw a gold necklace pack
08:34Gold
08:36Thanks, Dad
08:38You sure you're worth this much effort, hmm?
08:45You can tell me
08:47Jasmine!
08:48Who?
08:50Oh!
08:52Boys
08:54You're late
08:56Did you not listen to what I said yesterday?
08:58I thought you had better taste
09:00Sorry, he just seems like such a nice boy
09:02Nice?
09:03No, he's not
09:04I live with him, he's a car crash
09:05More criminal convictions than brain cells
09:07Seriously?
09:09Thanks for the heads up
09:11Look, you're a smart girl and a decent worker
09:13When you bother to turn up on time
09:15Don't get sucked in by boys like him
09:16Thank you
09:17I asked him three times if he had everything
09:18No
09:19Right, I better go, see you later
09:20Oh, Peter
09:21Yeah
09:22How are things with, er, you and Lauren?
09:23After that girl?
09:25Dad
09:26I just mentioned
09:27Oh, look, things like this are bound to happen, Peter
09:28You're a good looking boy
09:29Yeah, well, Lauren knows now and she's fine about it
09:34Oh, really?
09:36Hmm
09:37I mean, she just laughed a bit, yeah
09:39You're a lucky man
09:41Well, she must have said something
09:43What, do you think it's weird that she didn't fight for me?
09:45Oh, no, no, no, no
09:46You don't want that, son
09:47I mean, and take it from me as a man who's had a, what, with his fair share of women fighting over him
09:52Yeah, well, it just, just when I thought she'd slept with Zach, that really, that really cut me up
09:54Lauren knows, alright, that you're a good partner, that you're a good dad, and this other girl, she's out of the picture now, so I don't see what the problem is
10:08Yeah
10:09Yeah
10:10Yeah
10:11See you, Rhett
10:12Neil, I wrote the news to your nan
10:14Could have gone down a bit better, but at least it's done, though, eh?
10:16Listen, do you and Ricky want to meet me in the park at lunch?
10:17Let me know, yeah?
10:18All right, bye
10:19Let me know, yeah
10:20What's your verdict on this PI there, Miss Moneypenny?
10:21I'm still looking into her
10:22What, you were you rooting for her bins, going for her school reports?
10:23What, you're BFFs now?
10:24Sharon was just going to tell me where we're in the park at school, here's the moment
10:26Okay, it's a little bit too
10:27And, so, you know, I've been there and I know what's going on about the Queensland news
10:28I don't see what the problem is
10:29Yeah
10:30Yeah
10:31Yeah
10:32Yeah
10:33Yeah
10:34Yeah
10:35Yeah
10:36It's a bit
10:37Yeah
10:38Yeah
10:38mouldy
10:39I've both been there, Sydney, Sydney, I'm gonna try to take a while
10:41Yeah
10:42It's a good day
10:43It's a good night
10:44Yeah, I'm, you know, you'll know, it's a bad day
10:45going for her school reports.
10:46What, you BFFs now?
10:48Sharon was just gonna tell me where she gets
10:49her lovely boxed eye from.
10:50Oh.
10:53What's all this?
10:54Great.
10:55Can't breathe around here about summoning one of you lot.
10:57I said I'd pay for a PI.
10:59Help her find this boy she's saying is Dennis' son.
11:03Right, I'll do my checks on this woman then.
11:06And you know what, I decide.
11:09I hope you know what you're getting yourself into.
11:15This is stupid.
11:24I'm Penny, big fan of your work, and this is...
11:27Lauren, Peter's fiancé.
11:29Yeah, look, I wasn't gonna come,
11:31but you need to know, nothing happened.
11:36I know.
11:38So, is it just sensory classes?
11:40What?
11:41What, you pick up Dad's?
11:43Or is it soft play, football, swimming lessons?
11:46But you kids in all the clubs, right?
11:47I just liked Peter.
11:49He's funny.
11:51Sweet, I guess.
11:53Sexy.
11:55Sexy.
11:57You know he goes red when limes do it on nature dogs.
12:00I thought we had a vibe.
12:02So, the fiancé and the kids, you know, of you?
12:06Okay, yeah, yeah, maybe I pushed it too far.
12:10I'm sorry if we cause problems for you two.
12:12Problems?
12:13No.
12:14It's fine.
12:15We're fine.
12:16Right.
12:17Oh, to be honest, I found the whole thing quite funny.
12:20It's her, she's the one that's messaging.
12:22When I thought my ex cheated, I pawned his PS4.
12:25Used the money to sponsor a pig at the city farm.
12:28Named it after him.
12:29Seriously?
12:32If this is weird, just say, but I don't have that many mum friends.
12:36I wonder why.
12:38Can I get you both another coffee?
12:43Ah!
12:44You two been waiting here, listening to me wee?
12:47Do you really want to do this?
12:49What, spend quality time with Sharon Watts?
12:51No.
12:53No, I'm serious.
12:54Getting her to cough up money to find her cheating ex's son.
12:57I don't get what the problem is, she's got the money.
12:59I just think it's risky getting her involved.
13:01Yeah, but it'll be worth it when I find my son.
13:03All right.
13:04And then what?
13:05You want her to be part of your little reunion?
13:08God, no.
13:09She ain't just gonna walk away, this is Sharon we're talking about.
13:11I don't think you realise how excited I am about this.
13:15Getting to spend time with my son,
13:17cooking for him, watching TV, and listening to his music,
13:19and yelling at him to turn it down.
13:24I know how desperate you are to be a mum.
13:27You don't think I'd be a good mum, is that it?
13:29You think my kid would be better off without me?
13:30No one's saying that.
13:32Look, I know I ain't been mum of the year.
13:36Far from it.
13:38And I walked out on him.
13:41I don't know where my little girl's grave is.
13:46But this chance to find my son...
13:52To make up for it all, to be his mum...
13:55I gotta take it.
13:56And if you can't understand that...
14:10So, why Peter?
14:14What, I didn't say it like, like, ooh, why Peter?
14:16Just...
14:17Okay, other than the whole sex god thing.
14:19Penny!
14:19I guess I've had my fair share of being played.
14:25Is this the ex?
14:25Oh, he's just the start.
14:28Peter seems, I don't know, nice, solid.
14:31Yeah, he is.
14:35Does he have a brother?
14:36Oh, trust me, you do not want to go there.
14:39Okay, right, why don't you help Demi out?
14:41Tell her some gross things he does.
14:42Put her off in.
14:42He's not gross!
14:43All right, well, there is this lovely thing.
14:47All right, he, when he clips his toenails,
14:51he sort of likes to bunch them up and leave them in a little pile on the side of the sofa.
14:55It actually is really disgusting, actually.
14:59Lauren?
15:05Yeah, you all right?
15:05Oh, hello, Charlie.
15:08Come, come tackle Daddy.
15:10No.
15:11Getting her ready for the World Cup finals, are you?
15:14You didn't say your dad was coming.
15:16Nah, I'm working nights tonight, so I thought I'd come and spend a bit of time with this little princess.
15:20I thought you said we were meeting your mum, so I thought, you know, it's a family thing.
15:24It's all right, isn't it?
15:24Yeah, of course.
15:25It's you.
15:29Cheers, darling.
15:31Stace, listen, I feel like we've messed up, right?
15:36Telling her to slow down, that she's not going to give up, and that Sharon's on board.
15:40Well, we were just trying to do the right thing.
15:42Yeah, but I don't blame her for thinking that we don't understand.
15:44She's lost both her kids.
15:45Kat, can we do this another time?
15:48I've got an idea, all right?
15:50There's something that we can do.
15:52She said, didn't she, that she had no funeral for a little girl, so we can give her closure.
15:58Let her know that we love her, we get it, and we're on her side, yeah?
16:01Well, should we really be getting involved?
16:03We've got to do something, okay?
16:05Bring her to the gardens, and I'll sort the rest out.
16:07Kat, I've got so much to do. I'm supposed to be meeting Lily.
16:10She's more than likely to go there with you than me.
16:14Stacey, please.
16:16I feel like I'm losing my little girl all over again.
16:22Are you sure you're okay?
16:23I'm fine.
16:24No, listen, it's okay to admit that you're bothered by all of this, though, I think.
16:28No, that is not what this is.
16:30Right, this just sort of happened. Demi's explained everything.
16:34She thought you were sexy.
16:36Right, see there? That's the face he makes when nature dogs get spicy.
16:42Come on, just come and have a coffee with us.
16:44Oh, yeah, so you can all have a little laugh at me, yeah?
16:47Even if you can deal with the toenails, surely the fragile ego's got to be an ick.
16:54Peter, wait!
17:03What is this?
17:09I thought, because you haven't got a grave for your little girl, this could be her place.
17:15I think I used to come and drink vodka around Eric Kelly.
17:20The woman on the stall, she said it's called a forget-me-not.
17:23Because we'll never forget her, will we?
17:28Have you finished a bad idea?
17:29Nice, lovely.
17:31Yeah?
17:32Right.
17:33Let's get it planted then, yeah? Over here?
17:35Yeah.
17:41Let's do it, yeah?
17:41All right.
17:42Yeah.
17:47Did you give her a name?
17:49Never got a chance.
17:51I'd do anything to go back and hold her.
17:53I didn't get one for your boy.
17:59Because we're going to find him.
18:04Listen, so, I'm sorry that I've been going on at you.
18:09And you telling Sharon I get it, I do.
18:13And now it's all out in the open, we can all work together, yeah?
18:18And bring him home, yeah?
18:20Of course.
18:23We love you.
18:25We all love you.
18:26We'd do anything for you.
18:27Hi, it's Stacy, sorry, I can't get to the phone right now, please, please.
18:53Hi, it's Stacy!
18:54Go on, tell her what you've been doing.
18:55Oh, yeah, so I did some research and apparently we need to apply to school a year before it starts.
19:02It's a bit soon, isn't it?
19:03Well, yeah, but, you know, school nursery starts from three, so...
19:05Yeah, he's got a folder and everything, hasn't he?
19:08Yeah, just, I don't think we need to be thinking about this.
19:09Well, applications start now.
19:13We don't want to miss out, do we, for Charlie?
19:15I mean, he's narrowed it down to a couple of local schools.
19:17I just don't know if we're going to be here.
19:20Where would you be?
19:20I'm moving to Brazil.
19:23That's good.
19:24I'm sorry, is that a joke?
19:29Jesus.
19:30How long for?
19:32I don't know.
19:33Not forever.
19:35I mean, my uncle Sean's sorting it all out.
19:37No.
19:38No, you were just dragging her off to Ryan's five minutes ago.
19:40Yeah, my dad died.
19:41Yeah, and we understood that.
19:43But you can't just take her off the square and drag her to the other side of the world whenever you want.
19:46All right?
19:47Charlie's his kid, too.
19:49And it might be dangerous.
19:50I know how to keep my daughter safe.
19:52Me and my mum need this.
19:53What about Charlie?
19:54What, are you going to take her away from everything she knows?
19:56Bring her up without a dad?
19:57She'll always have a dad.
20:00Come see her whenever you want.
20:01You'll be back over here loads, and you can come out and visit her on the holidays.
20:04No.
20:05No.
20:05No.
20:06Look, he sees her every day, right?
20:08Do you know how lucky you are?
20:09Do you really have to do this?
20:12No.
20:13I know my mum acts all tough.
20:16I can see she's really hurting.
20:18Just everything here reminds her of dad, and I feel it, too.
20:22I just...
20:25I don't think we can move on if we stay here.
20:29I don't want Charlie growing up around all that grief.
20:32Well, then maybe...
20:34No, no, no, listen.
20:35Don't let her get to you.
20:36Why are we going to fight this?
20:37Stacey, can't you think that she...
20:43Look, I know you've been through a lot, so if this is what you have to do, I get it.
20:51Really?
20:55I'm going to miss seeing her every day, but I'm still going to be the best dad I can.
21:00You know.
21:03You know what's best for Charlie, so...
21:07I've got to put her first.
21:11Yeah.
21:12Yeah.
21:12I thought we could pick up where we left off.
21:26You know, Cindy told me I have to stay away from you.
21:29Oh.
21:30And you do everything Cindy says, do you?
21:31She's like, it's a bit trickier, actually.
21:33Oh, dear.
21:34Seriously, she's not a fan of yours.
21:36She's had you trouble, you're a criminal, you're sick, actually.
21:39Well, you know she can't talk, right?
21:41She's trying to kill her husband.
21:42Wait, serious?
21:43Yeah.
21:44Had, like, a whole secret family, faked her death.
21:46Do you know what I heard something about?
21:47Yeah.
21:48Do you know why?
21:49Just snitched on some criminal family that went after her.
21:52Well, where are they now?
21:52This place ain't going to get to us.
21:53I don't know, it doesn't matter.
21:54The thing is, it's Psycho Cindy you have to worry about, yeah?
21:57Not me.
22:03Fine.
22:04Can we just keep this thing away from work, please?
22:07Oh, so it's a thing now?
22:10Seriously, okay?
22:12I don't want to get on Cindy's bad side.
22:14She is a dangerous criminal.
22:16Get out.
22:17Go.
22:18Go.
22:18I mean, I'm not crying.
22:27You all right?
22:31Yeah.
22:32Well, no, actually, Louie just informed me I've got to sort him out a superhero outfit by tomorrow.
22:37Is this going to work as a cape, Lauren?
22:41Why don't you just stick your superman pyjamas underneath his school uniform?
22:45What?
22:47Like, schoolboy by day, superhero by night.
22:49Yeah, that's good.
22:50Yeah.
22:51Yeah.
22:52Yeah.
22:52Look, I am...
22:57I'm really sorry about before, because I know that that was weird, us meeting up with that Demi.
23:02I swear, it was not my idea.
23:07No, do you know, I just found it funny you were saying
23:10how you didn't care about other women fancying me.
23:14And then I literally, when I walked into the cafe, you were just having a coffee with her.
23:17Like...
23:18It's not that I don't care.
23:20I love you so much.
23:22I love you.
23:23I just didn't hate it.
23:27Like another girl finding my man hot.
23:31Really?
23:33I know that we are just...
23:35We're parents, and we're dealing with poonamis and tantrums, and we can barely get through
23:41a film without falling asleep.
23:43But, you know, we deserve a little bit of excitement, like the other day.
23:48That was spontaneous, wasn't it?
23:51Sexy.
23:53Romantic.
23:55What are you saying?
23:55I'm not usually romantic.
23:56Mum!
23:59Wait a minute.
24:01I'm coming!
24:05Mum?
24:07Mum!
24:09I'm sorry.
24:11Sorry.
24:12Where were you?
24:13I'm sorry, darling.
24:14It was horrible.
24:15Jack was raging at me.
24:16Jack was there?
24:17Oh, darling.
24:18Where's Charlie?
24:19Ricky's got her.
24:20He's really upset, Mum.
24:21I thought we were supposed to be doing this together.
24:23I know, I know.
24:23But Kat was having a hard time with Zoe.
24:25Oh, I don't care.
24:26When you can start looking out for your own kids first.
24:29Lily!
24:31I'm just going to bring the plaster down.
24:33Do you want me to cook dinner?
24:34There's some fish bits in the freezer and some carrots are taking root.
24:39You won't get my fishy basket in Brazil.
24:40Mum, I know this must be hurting you, but I don't want you to think that we don't appreciate
24:47everything you've done for us, because I do.
24:49Really?
24:50Of course.
24:50There's no way I would have got through these last few months without you.
24:54But she's right, Mum.
24:56I need to put my own kids first.
24:58We need to go to Brazil.
25:07So, come on then.
25:08What's with all the mystery?
25:10Well, it turns out Lauren wants more passion, more excitement.
25:16Oh, you?
25:17Does she know you're telling us this?
25:19Is this really a conversation you should have in front of your grand?
25:21What?
25:22No, nothing like that.
25:23Nothing like that.
25:24No, I need your help.
25:25I've got an idea.
25:27I'm going to plan, Lauren, a spontaneous surprise wedding.
25:34Oh, I'm just trying to find your birth certificates for the V visa.
25:40Oh, I'm just trying to find your birth certificates for the V visa.
25:54You've got Charlie's, haven't you?
25:56Mum?
25:57Look, I'm sorry, darling.
25:58All right, I'm sorry.
25:59I will sort it out.
26:00I'll speak to Jack tomorrow.
26:01It's not just Jack.
26:02What, Ricky had a go at you and all?
26:04No, Mum.
26:07He's really upset.
26:09He's saying all this stuff about being a good dad and...
26:11Oh, of course he is.
26:12But he can come out for holidays.
26:14It's not the same, though, is it?
26:16He can't just pop round when he wants and run her a bath and read her a story.
26:19Mum, I know.
26:20It's hard.
26:21Mum, I lost my dad.
26:24I've got another one I hardly speak to.
26:27I don't want to put Charlie through the same thing.
26:29Well, it's not the same, darling.
26:31Of course it is.
26:38Mum, I don't think I can do this.
26:41What?
26:43What?
26:43You were up for it.
26:44This morning you were saying that you were...
26:46I know, but...
26:47Charlie's got her own life here.
26:51Her dad and I just...
26:55I've got to put her first.
26:56Don't be silly.
26:58I'm not.
27:00You're not listening to me.
27:02Mum, you can go to Brazil, but...
27:05me and Charlie aren't coming with you.
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