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Eastenders 30th September 2025
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00:00Music
00:10Well, what do you think?
00:28Looks like we're getting married then.
00:29Woo!
00:31Yes!
00:31Come on.
00:32Yes!
00:34Happy birthday!
00:35But it comes over here.
00:36Woo!
00:36Yay!
00:37Awoyah!
00:38VC!
00:59Brazil's rubbish anyway.
01:09Exactly. What they got, what we ain't.
01:10The beaches, beautiful weather, like loads of things.
01:13Oh, darling, we've got Southend, sunshine, sometimes.
01:16But the most important thing is we've got our Stacey,
01:18and that's the only S that matters.
01:20Well, I've got a meeting about another cleaning job.
01:22Some of us have still got to work.
01:24I told you I'm guesting today, not hosting.
01:26I'm so happy you're staying.
01:28Mum, are you sure you're all right?
01:32Yeah, we'll be when you stop asking.
01:34So, I told you, no more shots.
01:35Lighten up. We're celebrating.
01:38Hey, you need to pay for this.
01:40I told you, just put it on a tab.
01:41I told you we don't do tabs.
01:43Why not?
01:44Exactly.
01:45Look, I've got underwear that's older than you, love.
01:47We're good for it.
01:49Yeah.
01:49She owns a pub around the corner, so you know where to find us.
01:52I don't care. We don't do tabs.
01:54If you guys can't pay, I'm going to kick you out.
01:55All right, all right.
01:56No, no, no, you're not.
01:58Little bitch's job's worth it and go and call Cindy.
02:01Go on.
02:02I'm going to talk to your manager.
02:06All right, ready?
02:08One, two, three.
02:09All right.
02:12What?
02:12Oh, that's ten confirmed, at least.
02:29Enough for a five-a-side kickabout, but still.
02:32Do you want a drink?
02:32I lied to you, Cal.
02:35I lied to you, Cal.
02:38Right, your dad?
02:39Oh, I love a surprise.
02:41And I love a wedding.
02:42So, a surprise wedding.
02:44It's like my dream scenario.
02:45Yeah.
02:46We're having a plus one who actually shows up.
02:47That's my dream scenario.
02:48Let's just hope it doesn't turn into a nightmare.
02:53Anyway, who wants a top-up from the granny of the groom?
02:57And for your information, I am officially Mrs. Bill again, as of this morning, I decided.
03:04So, the family get a two-for-one today.
03:06Nice.
03:07So, here's to love and surprises.
03:10Cheers.
03:11Cheers, Cal.
03:13Thank you, ladies.
03:15Now, Kim Fox presents to you the soon-to-be Baddie Bill Bride.
03:23Oh, you look gorgeous.
03:26Yeah, you look beautiful, Lauren.
03:28And Peter said he found this in your bookmarks.
03:34So, he's got to use us, didn't he?
03:35Do you want help trying it on?
03:39No, don't worry.
03:40Just need a little bit of time on my own, that's all.
03:43Oh, well, what the bride wants, the bride she'll get.
03:45So, come on, you're not in the kitchen.
03:47Well done, Denise.
03:49I've got my pen.
03:50I've got the bottle.
03:50It's amazing.
04:05Well, I'm guessing this ain't girl trouble.
04:11So, I'd be the last port of call for that.
04:14This stuff with Ravi's gone too far.
04:18I can't do it anymore.
04:20If Ravi or that idiot have hurt you, then...
04:21It's not that I'm worried about.
04:22And Kojo don't deserve to be in danger.
04:26Maybe I do, but I can't keep him safe if I can't keep myself safe, can I?
04:33I can't do it.
04:35I said I didn't need your help, Mum, but I do.
04:38I'm stuck.
04:39Oh, sweetheart.
04:45You know, when you were younger, we took them to a million of these.
04:50They were death traps back then.
04:52Sheer drops, rusty nails.
04:55You loved it.
04:58And your dad, well, he was a right worrier.
05:01He used to follow you everywhere.
05:04He held your hand in case you fell.
05:06And I used to say, let him fall.
05:07He'll only do it once.
05:10But he still followed you.
05:14Maybe he was right and I was wrong, eh?
05:16First time for everything.
05:20Darling.
05:22You're not stuck.
05:25Okay?
05:27You just need a hand.
05:33Sorry, Carol.
05:35I just...
05:36I wanted to make things better for you.
05:42Now, I've been on the phone on morning.
05:44Trying to convince people to come to the funeral of a man who was ashamed of me.
05:49I'm so stupid.
05:50No, you're not stupid.
05:51No, I am.
05:52I am.
05:53Because even if he said what he said to him, what difference would I make?
05:59Wouldn't change what he did to us.
06:01Wouldn't change who he was.
06:06And yet who I am is still desperate for his love.
06:12What's more stupid than that, eh?
06:13Callum, Callum, you are not stupid.
06:19Okay?
06:20You are one of the best people.
06:24That I've ever met.
06:27Not what I did.
06:30I did it out of...
06:31I would have loved to have seen her face when she'd come back.
06:50What does she think?
06:50We are thieves.
06:51Well, we did do a runner, and to be fair...
06:53Fair point.
06:54Yeah, and it is also...
06:55It's against policy.
06:57Well, on principle, we walked out.
06:59I mean, I don't know why you're defending her.
07:01She nicked your job.
07:03She's lucky I didn't slap her.
07:05You're 40.
07:07At your age.
07:10Oh, we should go and settle up.
07:12I didn't stay for more trouble.
07:13Oh, come on, Stacey.
07:14It's what we do.
07:15It was funny.
07:16It weren't funny.
07:17No?
07:18Let's have a family vote, then.
07:19Hands up who thought that was funny.
07:21It was funny.
07:22It was funny.
07:25See?
07:26Who needs Brazil when you've got all this entertainment, eh?
07:30Yeah, and I'll say later.
07:51Listen, Coach.
08:04You ain't gonna do all of this, you know?
08:06You can never know.
08:06You know what I'm saying?
08:07You know what I'm saying?
08:07Yeah.
08:07Yeah.
08:08My brother used to help me when I got hurt.
08:10So I'm helping you.
08:12Could be what you used to say.
08:14Friendship doubles joy and half sorrow.
08:16You're my friend.
08:18It's what friends do.
08:18Yeah, I've got a brother too, but he ain't ever helped me.
08:25Are you okay? Were you scared?
08:28All you stupid people don't get scared, and I ain't stupid, sure.
08:31These people, will they come back?
08:34No stress about that. There ain't no one coming back.
08:38If I'm your friend like you say, then you just gotta trust me, yeah?
08:42I trust you.
08:48Mum?
09:03Where are you going?
09:05Well, I'd better go until Eve that the staff search is off, eh?
09:08You sure?
09:09Well, Kat's right, isn't she? I miss the entertainment.
09:13Yeah, when it's fun. What happens when it all kicks off again?
09:18You've got to put yourself first sometimes, Mum.
09:21I want you to be happy, so just make sure that staying is what's going to really make you happy.
09:33You all right, Laurie?
09:35Oi, your wedding's that way!
09:37I don't know if I can do this.
09:50Don't worry, yeah? I'll handle it.
09:54Do you take after your mum or your dad?
10:00I take after my dad.
10:03You know, when I was 15, we moved to this estate in Shagwell.
10:07And the bloke at the chippy, he gave me a pat on the bum with my bag of chips.
10:13When my dad found out, he went down there and he put that hand in the deep of that fryer.
10:19Then he brought us the Chinese on.
10:22I want to get to the point.
10:24Oh, sorry, yeah.
10:26The point is, Harry ain't cut out for the dark stuff.
10:30And he wants out.
10:32He also owes me a lot of money.
10:35So until he pays me back, he works for me.
10:38OK.
10:39And who do you work for, Ravi?
10:43Is it the big boys that I put you in contact with?
10:47Because guess what?
10:49I've still got their numbers.
10:52A couple of calls.
10:54Might end up being someone you care about that gets hurt next.
10:58Now look, I don't want to do that, OK?
11:01In fact, I'm going to settle Harry's death.
11:04Well, half of it.
11:06Because I think the time he's served already has to count for something.
11:09Right?
11:12He wants out.
11:15And though you are good at this,
11:17maybe you should get out too.
11:20Because you've got a family to think about.
11:23And so do I.
11:25So you give me a few days to find that money
11:29or I'm going to make them calls.
11:36What do you mean, lost?
11:42I mean, she's not a set of car keys.
11:43You can't lose her.
11:44Well, come on, Denise.
11:45Look, innit?
11:46She can't have got far.
11:47Unless she got a train.
11:48Or a bus.
11:49Or a cab.
11:50Oh, great.
11:51Listen, listen.
11:52Peter can't find out, all right?
11:54And neither can Cindy.
11:55The last thing she needs is any more ammo.
11:57Please, just get back out there and find her.
12:00All right.
12:01Yeah, all right.
12:02I wanted him to be spontaneous, and he's definitely done that.
12:13I wanted him to sweeten me off my feet, and he has done.
12:18But you know what?
12:19I feel like you shouldn't have to ask for those things.
12:23I mean, maybe Peter just isn't what I want.
12:30Maybe being happily married just doesn't run in the family.
12:33You know?
12:34I don't want to wake up one morning and realise that I'm...
12:40I'm not boring.
12:42I'm just bored.
12:44I don't want to break his heart.
12:48I don't.
12:49Not...
12:50Not let my dad break my mum's heart.
13:07I love him.
13:09And he's an amazing dad.
13:14And he bought me the most perfect dress.
13:17And he gets everything right.
13:18He does everything right.
13:19So why am I running away?
13:25Maybe Penny's right.
13:26I...
13:27I mean, I should be jealous of other women.
13:29I should be desperate to get that ring on my finger.
13:33But...
13:36What if I don't want to be tucked up in bed by nine o'clock?
13:42What if that's not...
13:44What love is to me?
13:46What if that's not gonna be enough for me?
13:51I used to say the same about Martin.
13:54Dependable, safe.
13:57Comfortable Martin.
13:59I mean, I ran away from that more times than I could count.
14:03But at the end of the day, all I wanted was him.
14:05His stupid jokes.
14:11Laying on the settee with a bag of crisps on his belly.
14:18Him.
14:21Just...
14:22Him.
14:23That was all I needed.
14:24I realised that too late.
14:32I went looking for excitement.
14:33It never lasts.
14:35Looking for perfection.
14:36It's...
14:37It's never there.
14:38So if you're confusing boredom with comfort, then...
14:41Well, imagine an uncomfortable life.
14:43Do you love him?
14:47Yeah.
14:48Do you trust him?
14:50Can you depend on him?
14:52More importantly, do you still fancy him?
14:54Well, it sounds like enough to me.
15:02Yeah, I don't know if...
15:05Peter is...
15:06your Martin.
15:09But I do know he don't deserve to be stood over there waiting, so...
15:15You gotta make a choice, Lauren.
15:18Just...
15:19pray you don't regret it.
15:24So he snuffed out your fire, did he?
15:37The honesty gene.
15:39You don't get that from me, let me tell you.
15:41So you knew too, then?
15:43Only just.
15:44But I also knew he would tell you the truth.
15:47Because he's a good boy, with a good heart.
15:50That's a you.
15:52Which is why you're so well suited together.
15:54Don't play coy, Callum.
15:59I've seen the way you look at each other.
16:02When you love someone,
16:04you'll do anything to take their pain away.
16:08Like your kid with a cough, or...
16:10your lover's deadbeat dad trauma.
16:13That's love.
16:15And he loves you.
16:17And you know it.
16:18Take it from me.
16:19Don't be too quick, just throw love away.
16:25Even when it hurts you.
16:28Even when it hurts you.
16:40No.
16:41Nothing.
16:45No.
16:46Straight through to voicemail.
16:47You checked Harry's barn.
16:48Yeah, yeah, we checked every bar.
16:50This is a run and not a relapse.
16:52You can't blame her.
16:54I mean, look.
16:55If Harry was a surprise for me with her wedding,
16:57his ears would be ringing,
16:58and not with wedding bells, let me tell you.
17:00I don't get it.
17:02I know she was nervous,
17:04but what was she like today?
17:06I don't know.
17:09Right.
17:10Well, er...
17:12I think it's time to call Ian.
17:15Oh.
17:17I'm not too late, am I?
17:19Oh, thank God.
17:21Everything okay?
17:22You all right?
17:23Yeah.
17:24I am now.
17:25You sure?
17:27Right.
17:28What is going on?
17:29You lot couldn't find a boob in a brothel!
17:36I'll go back to Le Vic.
17:38Yeah.
17:41Right.
17:43I'd better get my dress on, innit?
17:45Yay!
17:46Finally!
17:47Get on the dress!
17:49Leave it.
17:52Well, that's it.
17:53One bag of prawn crackers.
17:54Bit tight, innit?
17:55Yeah, and these chips are so dry as well.
17:57Er, did either of you pay for it?
17:58No.
17:59I don't think so,
18:00so stop moaning,
18:01or I'll give you something to moan about.
18:03You all right?
18:05Yeah.
18:08Here you go.
18:11Just needs a cup of...
18:17Are you joking?
18:18You've been like a fart in a hurricane the last few days.
18:20You said we'd all eat dinner together.
18:23Yeah, it won't be long.
18:24All right.
18:25And you saw her.
18:26Like, she's definitely coming.
18:27Yes.
18:28Of course she is.
18:29And...
18:30With a little bit of luck,
18:31we won't have to pay the officiant overtime.
18:32Definitely only got the same decorations as we had.
18:33Ten for execution.
18:34Zero for imagination.
18:35But imitation is a form of flattery, isn't it?
18:36Yeah, ma'am.
18:37Yeah, ma'am.
18:38But they're gonna struggle to imitate our wedding night, though.
18:39Mm-hmm.
18:40Totally.
18:41Mm-hmm.
18:42Mm-hmm.
18:43Told me.
18:44Yeah.
18:45No.
18:46I'm sorry.
18:47I'm sorry.
18:48She's here.
18:49Yeah, ma'am.
18:50I'm sorry.
18:51Yeah, ma'am.
18:52Yeah, ma'am.
18:53But they're gonna struggle to imitate our wedding night, though.
18:55Mm-hmm.
18:56Totally.
18:57Yeah.
18:58Well, I...
18:59Try. Try to see. She's here.
19:05Trace.
19:07Trace.
19:20It's all about you.
19:22It's all about you.
19:24It's all about you, baby.
19:27It's all about you now.
19:31It's all about you, baby.
19:35It's all about you now.
19:39It's all about you.
19:43You look beautiful.
19:48Hello and welcome to the marriage of Peter Beale and Lauren Branning.
19:54Woo!
19:56I'd like to invite Peter to say a few words he's prepared.
19:59Yeah.
20:06I'll finish the cab. I won't be long.
20:09Don't worry about me.
20:10My light has us taking over your shift.
20:13Police the car through.
20:23It's a good egg, that one.
20:25Shame you got to crack a couple to make a number, though, innit?
20:30Is it worth it?
20:31All of this.
20:34It can't be, right?
20:36You know that.
20:37Listen, forget all of that.
20:38It's too late to learn the trade.
20:40Once you're in, you're in.
20:46It's too late as boss.
20:49You're done.
20:50What?
20:51Don't ask questions.
20:52Just like mommy you had.
20:54So get out.
21:03This is the right call.
21:05This place is done.
21:07He ain't up to it.
21:09So you find a new cojo.
21:12Fresh start, we go again.
21:13Harry's gone because he's worth less than his debt.
21:18And as for this place,
21:20well, we ain't got enough time to find anywhere else.
21:23We need it.
21:24To make up the money we've lost.
21:28So you had your little rest.
21:34Now it's time to go to work.
21:36And you will always have my heart.
21:48And that's why...
21:50I will love you till death do us part.
21:58Now, obviously the bride hasn't had long to prepare.
22:02But if she'd like to say a few words...
22:04Well, for the record, I did do a run at earlier.
22:15I just...
22:17I came in here and I just felt really overwhelmed.
22:22To tell you the truth, I didn't know if we needed to get married or even...
22:28I didn't know if I wanted to get married either.
22:31Lock the door, Denise.
22:32But I came to my senses.
22:40Because I love you.
22:43And I trust you.
22:45I depend on you.
22:47And most of all...
22:50I still fancy you.
22:51So even though you might be a little bit more Noel Edmonds than Noel Gallagher...
22:57And you like to be tucked up in bed by nine...
23:02I'm just...
23:04I'm so lucky.
23:05I get the opportunity to marry the person that I've always loved.
23:15You're the one, Peter.
23:18You always have been.
23:19You are all I need.
23:22You and...
23:24Our beautiful little family.
23:27You make me happy.
23:29And that is what love is to me.
23:31Aww.
23:32Aww.
23:40Er...
23:41You may kiss the bride.
23:42Is she taken?
23:43No.
23:44Johnny, I'm sorry.
23:47No, no, no, no, no.
23:48I'm sorry.
23:49Hey, that man did not deserve you as a son, Cal.
23:54And look, I just...
23:55I know.
23:57No, my old man tried to snuff my light up.
23:59And for years I let him do it.
24:01And now I've actually got something to do.
24:03I know.
24:05I know.
24:06I know.
24:07I know.
24:08I know.
24:09I know.
24:10I know.
24:11I know.
24:12I know.
24:13I know.
24:14I know.
24:15I know.
24:16I know.
24:17I know.
24:18I know.
24:19I know.
24:20I know.
24:21I know.
24:22I know.
24:23I know.
24:24I know.
24:25I know.
24:26I know.
24:27I know.
24:28I know.
24:29I know.
24:30I know.
24:31I know.
24:32I know.
24:33I know.
24:34I know.
24:35I know.
24:36I know.
24:37I know.
24:38I know.
24:39Do you think Noel Edmonds did with the flowers and the dress?
24:42Yeah.
24:43Yeah, you did well.
24:44And the song?
24:45It's better when you ain't playing it.
24:46I'm not saying that.
24:48I'm sorry.
24:49I'm sorry.
24:50I'm sorry.
24:51I'm glad you didn't do a run-up.
24:54Yeah, me too.
25:00She seems happy, don't she?
25:02Yeah.
25:03You better keep her that way.
25:04Well, maybe you should have a word.
25:05Give him some of your top husband tips.
25:09She looks stunning.
25:11Yeah.
25:12I'm an artist.
25:13We, we are artists.
25:16Good luck to him.
25:17Marriage is hard work.
25:19Hey, excuse me.
25:20Mrs. Murray, who starts organising a wedding?
25:22All right.
25:23I don't know why we need a good-bye drink for Statham since not leaving.
25:26Listen, if you stop marrying, yeah?
25:28I'll make it up to you later.
25:30Jack, you hear that?
25:32Happy birthday to Alfie.
25:41Gina?
25:47I'm sorry, all right?
25:49I'm sorry about today.
25:50I'm sorry about everything.
25:51I just...
25:53I've been really stuck.
25:55But I'm not now.
25:56Yeah.
25:57Yeah, well, you and me both, Harry.
25:58No, no, I mean it, G.
26:00I like you.
26:01Like, really, really like you.
26:03And from now on, it's just you and me.
26:05No distraction, it's just us.
26:07If you give me another chance, I will not let you down.
26:10Yeah.
26:11Yeah.
26:12Yeah.
26:13All right, fine.
26:16You said you wanted to dance, yeah?
26:18Yeah?
26:19Yeah.
26:20Yeah.
26:21Well, I...
26:22I'm gonna dance until you come and stop me.
26:28You better get comfy, babe, cos I'll do this all night.
26:30This is the mechanic.
26:31No.
26:32All right.
26:33Anything to stop that.
26:34Hey, listen up, everybody.
26:35Ladies, the time you've been waiting for is bouquet time!
26:37Yes!
26:38Now, listen up, listen up.
26:39Fellas, do me a favour, all right?
26:40I'll rule here.
26:41Do not be tripping up your other halves, okay?
26:43Right, you got this, Lauren, all yours, sweetheart?
26:44She'll get home.
26:45Can I get home?
26:46Come on, mate?
26:47Come on, mate.
26:48Come on.
26:49Come on, mate.
26:50Come on.
26:51Come on, mate.
26:52Come on.
26:53Come on, mate.
26:54Come on, mate.
26:55Come on.
26:56Yes!
26:57Now, listen up, listen up.
26:58Fellows, do me a favour, all right?
27:00I'll rule here, do not be tripping up your other halves, okay?
27:02Right, you got this, Lauren, all yours, sweetheart.
27:05All yours, sweetheart.
27:06You gonna get in the line, then?
27:08Nah, no chance.
27:09One day you're gonna find someone special again, that's what Martin would've wanted.
27:11Just stop moping about and get in the line.
27:13Well, I owe you one, don't I, so I'll aim for you.
27:19Come on, please.
27:21All right. Get up.
27:23Right. Come on, girls. Get ready.
27:26No, no, no, wait a minute.
27:27Whoever cashes his bouquet, all right?
27:29No more surprise weddings.
27:30We'll bet enough surprises in one lifetime.
27:32Right, on three.
27:33Okay.
27:34One. Yes.
27:35Two.
27:36Two, two.
27:37Three.
27:43Three.
27:44Three.
27:45Three.
27:46Three.
27:47Three.
27:48Must be my lucky day.
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