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02:01Oh when you get a wife and kids I'll get you a whole hotel
02:04Until then I'm not wasting the money
02:07I'm hardly going to meet my next sweet thang
02:10When I'm bunking in with you am I
02:12This isn't love island, Arthur
02:14Under no circumstances
02:16Do I want to be retiring to our room for the night
02:19Just to find a sock on the door
02:21And all those grunts and groaning sounds
02:25Coming from within
02:26This holiday is about spending time with family
02:30Oh sorry
02:31Excuse my waylessness
02:33Must have got lost in your beautiful blue eyes
02:37Does that line ever work?
02:39You'd be surprised
02:41But I see I'm going to have to up my game
02:43Yes you are
02:45If you don't want me to vote you off the island
02:48Are you just going to stand there?
02:52Where's my manners?
02:53Your private charter awaits
02:55Oh I've been warned not to accept rides from strangers
02:59Allow me to introduce myself
03:01Ronaldo
03:02My official title is activities director
03:06But that reminds me of my father
03:08Call me the fun captain
03:12Well I am here for fun
03:15What the hell is going on?
03:20It's my duty to ensure you enjoy yourself
03:23Oh then let me drive the buggy
03:26I'm afraid that's off limits
03:29And besides
03:30You have to be over 21 to drive it
03:34Trust me young lady
03:38A place like this
03:40The fun is where you
03:42I found it
03:45I suppose you're just going to lie there for the next seven days
03:59Mum please
04:00This holiday is going to be stressful enough
04:02Without you standing around and hassling me okay
04:03If you want to go for a swim
04:05Be my guest
04:06The water looks too cold Arthur
04:09Yeah water always looks cold unless it's bubbling
04:11It's my neuropathy
04:13My extremity is a number than a tongue at the dentist
04:16It's like soup
04:24In your hop
04:25What's wrong now?
04:28I can't see how deep it is
04:31You know I don't like to get my ears wet
04:34There you go
04:43Perfect warmth
04:44Perfect depth
04:45And my ears are bone dry
04:47Now please just let me relax
04:49Give a big seven seats welcome
04:54To our very own 1984
04:56Aqua Roach Pan Pacific
04:58Gons medallist
04:59Me
05:00Your fun captain Ronaldo
05:02Now let's get
05:05Naughty
05:07Car
05:08We have a good time here don't we
05:11So many beautiful faces
05:13But only one can be mermaid of the day
05:16Which entitles her to 15% off our whale watching tour
05:19On her next visit
05:20Whale sightings not guaranteed
05:22Now let me see
05:23What you got
05:24One
05:26Two
05:26Three
05:27Four
05:28One
05:29Come on
05:29Distance
05:32Distance
05:33You are not our mermaid of the day
05:35You are embarrassing me
05:37Arthur
05:38Not cool mum
05:47Tricking your child into exercise is a form of bullying
05:51Quiet Arthur
05:52Your six pack will thank me later
05:55World pool
05:56I'm not I'm sorry I'm left handed
06:04Yeah well left or right it stays in sight thank you
06:06Oh thank god
06:13A little bit of shush now ladies please
06:16It's time to announce
06:17Momade of the day
06:19And there can be only one
06:22And it's the vision in leopard print
06:26Maggie
06:26Boy
06:27Oh my god
06:43She's in what?
06:49Love Robbie
06:50It was like watching two wet cats on heat
06:52I'm honestly disgusted
06:53Disgusted or jealous?
06:55I mean he does have mesmerising hips
06:57Well he sounds great
06:59Yeah well I'm keeping an eye on him
07:00No
07:01No biting
07:02Get that out of your mouth
07:03Right now
07:04Uh am I interrupting your hands on time?
07:07I'm in a bull pit Arthur
07:09And it's literal hell
07:10I've already seen three band-aids
07:12None of them were on people
07:13Do you know where Liz is?
07:15Do I know where your wife is?
07:16No
07:16She keeps disappearing
07:18She said she was heading out after breakfast
07:20And that was the last I saw of her
07:21I've had to look after the kids all day Arthur
07:23All day
07:25Robbie it's 10am
07:26Maybe I can drop them off with you for a bit
07:28While I get some R&R
07:29Absolutely not
07:30Now don't forget to sanitise
07:32Ball pits are like kitty litter for toddlers
07:34Bye
07:34Please
07:36Mama needs a Mai Tai
07:39Shipmate
07:45What are you hiding fun, Captain?
08:01Oh
08:01Oh
08:03Hello
08:05No
08:07You can't have a perfect time
08:09That should be in your inbox now
08:16I'm taking two shots
08:18So you can see the whole thing
08:20Then what you think sweetie?
08:22The fun, Captain, sure seems
08:31Adventurous
08:33I don't want any funny business tonight, Arthur
08:36No fighting with your sister
08:38Or blowing bubbles in your drink
08:40And do not mention the resort staff
08:43Have I made myself clear?
08:44Well Mum, it's pretty obvious
08:45The resort staff here want to disappear me
08:47They didn't even put my name
08:48And the welcome message on the TV
08:50Oh
08:51Enough, Arthur
08:52How do I look?
08:56Gee, your malachite earrings
08:57And your favourite dress
08:58Leave some for the rest of us, Mum
09:00Let's do one of those things
09:01The kids do before they go out
09:03A cap?
09:04Why would I want a hat, Arthur?
09:07No, um
09:07One of the phone things
09:09You know, what are they called?
09:10Oh, a selfie
09:11Yeah, that's it
09:12Uh
09:13Here's my
09:15Oh
09:15I have missed a few messages, Arthur
09:18Do we know a Ronaldo?
09:22Yes, Mum
09:23That's the fun, Captain
09:23The man you keep gushing over
09:25Yes, yes
09:25Ronaldo
09:26Oh, I'm gonna remember that
09:28Hmm
09:29Hey, Arthur
09:30Can you tell me what this is?
09:33No
09:33No
09:33No
09:34I know what that is
09:35Oh
09:35It's like a normal one
09:37But it's smaller and blue
09:39Blue?
09:44Oh, this is a pickleball court
09:45Dear Maggie
09:46I wish to court you
09:48Please join me tomorrow afternoon
09:50For a round of pickleball
09:51Pickleball?
09:53Sounds delicious
09:55Hey, Mum
09:57This is the only message
09:58Ronaldo sent you
09:58Yeah, well
09:59We only just met, Arthur
10:01What else would he send me?
10:06Nothing
10:07Gracias, Mum
10:15Ronaldo didn't send those pics to Mum
10:21The committee sent them to
10:23Maybe he banked a few snaps for the archives
10:25Some people like to have pics like that on hand
10:27Also, I've heard
10:29Yeah, well
10:36I just don't want Mum getting hurt
10:37That's all
10:38Her or you?
10:39What's that supposed to mean?
10:40Well, this is the first time
10:41You've seen her mum have feelings
10:42For a guy that isn't our father
10:44Think you're protecting yourself
10:46This finally came home, I see
10:52She seems happy
10:54That's the problem
10:56She's never like this unless
10:58She's getting some holiday honey
11:00From a bee that ain't me
11:02Alright
11:04Well, I think I am going to call it a night
11:06Please make sure Keelan doesn't drink any more soy sauce
11:09Already?
11:10We haven't eaten yet
11:11Well, you might not have
11:12I've been snacking all day
11:13I'm worn out
11:14See?
11:17See what?
11:18You have no clue about women
11:19It's the fun castles
11:20What a gorgeous crew
11:21Permission to board?
11:23What do we think, Kibs?
11:25Do we let this cast away onto our ship?
11:28Fun, Captain!
11:29Fun, Captain!
11:31You're looking a bit ruddy there, Jack
11:33Did someone forget their lotion?
11:35He's just getting in some vitamin D
11:37You know how it is
11:38Oh!
11:41My forehead
11:42Here, use it
11:46Huggy or your loshi
11:47Yes, well
11:50The opposite of arigato to both of you
11:52Chippo-san
11:53Let our guests not be hungry
11:55Chop, chop
11:56Mouths open, friends
11:59Oh!
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12:37Don't bereth sun!
12:38I do.
12:39Maybe we should get back to the others.
12:41Yeah, we probably should.
12:46What the.
12:48Chop.
12:49Chop.
12:49Huh?
12:52Ow!
12:53Those zeroes have my eye!
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15:48Oh my God!
15:50Oh my God!
15:51Oh my God!
16:00Time now! Time!
16:02I've seen actual Pickles play better pickleball than you.
16:04They're not any better.
16:06I'm exhausted from parenting.
16:08I swear Melody and Killing can smell weakness.
16:11Liz's still missing in action, huh?
16:14Liz evaporates in the morning and then comes floating in on cloud nine every night.
16:19And I'm sure she's seen someone else.
16:21And it just makes me think that being cheated on sucks.
16:25I tell you, those two are one nasty Nelson away from a golden pickle.
16:30Let's set up a shake and bake, dink them into the kitchen and send them home in a body bag.
16:36Gotta love it when you talk dirty.
16:39Oh! Robbie, I almost forgot.
16:44Your wife Liz says hi.
16:46I bumped into her and Jenny the resort manager down at the beach.
16:49And she looked very happy indeed.
16:52Who does this guy think he is?
16:55Annihilate him, Arthur.
16:57Oh!
16:59It's real.
17:00Yeah!
17:01It's my eye!
17:03I have no depth perception!
17:05Haha!
17:06Bit different to video games, isn't it?
17:10Oh!
17:11It's real.
17:12Agh!
17:13It's my eye!
17:14I have no depth perception!
17:16Haha!
17:17Bit different to video games, isn't it?
17:20I have no depth perception.
17:22A bit different to video games, isn't it?
17:28Thanks, Mum.
17:29It's getting ridiculous, Mum.
17:50Our door handle's gonna go toes if you don't cool it with a sock action.
17:54We haven't spent any quality time together this whole trip.
17:57I didn't want to make your holiday any more stressful than it already is.
18:02Why don't me and you just go have dinner somewhere else?
18:05Just you and me.
18:06Oh, definitely Sunstroke.
18:09Greetings one and all.
18:11Quick, remind me, what's his name?
18:14My Championess.
18:15Oh, hello, you.
18:20That's a rather laissez-faire interpretation of formal wear.
18:24Yeah, well, I would have gotten changed.
18:26But someone was in my room.
18:28Who?
18:29You and Rinaldo.
18:30Rinaldo?
18:31That's it.
18:33Maggie.
18:34Private supper awaits.
18:38Don't wait up.
18:40I have to.
18:43I don't have a bed.
18:50Arthur.
18:51There you are.
18:52I've been trying to find you.
18:54Big news.
18:55So.
18:56Oh, I just, um, I forgot that I left something in the room.
19:00I'll be back in however long it takes.
19:02Can you?
19:03T-t-t-t.
19:04What?
19:05You are outrageous.
19:07Honestly.
19:08I feel helpless, Arthur.
19:10Then go after her.
19:11The only thing worse than missing the bus is chasing it,
19:14and missing it anyway.
19:15Yeah, righto.
19:16What's the big news?
19:18I asked a friend to do some digging into Step Daddy Fun Captain.
19:22Our Captain Ronaldo's real name is Ron West.
19:26He's been married six times and is up to his eyeballs in debt.
19:30I knew it!
19:31You can practically see the gold digging glint in his eye.
19:34Speaking of eyes, try this.
19:38Thank you.
19:39Now I'm gonna go save Mum.
19:43Ron West will not be eating supper tonight.
19:47Whatever supper is.
19:49Yeah.
19:59Rinaldo.
20:00Watching you on the court today, Maggie.
20:02Rinaldo.
20:03Like a lioness hunting a wounded gazelle.
20:07Nature at its finest.
20:10Hush.
20:13Rinaldo.
20:14Have you ever dreamed of escaping from all this?
20:17Going far, far away.
20:20To Queensland?
20:21Not that far.
20:23But somewhere.
20:24What about the kids?
20:25Oh, sometimes you gotta let them sink a little before they can sail.
20:29Now, I know we've only known each other for a few days.
20:33But there's something important I need to ask you.
20:36to go.
20:37Oh.
20:46Stop!
20:49Mum, I have some bad news.
20:51What on earth is happening, Arthur?
20:53Not now, chap.
20:54Can't you see your mother and I having a little private time?
20:56You cannot marry this man.
20:58Marry?
20:59Who said anything about marriage?
21:00You're on one knee.
21:01I was stretching out a pickleball cramp.
21:03You might know the feeling if you ever exercise.
21:06This man is not who he says he is.
21:08You're not Rinaldo.
21:09His real name is Ron West.
21:11So I sprinkled a little Spanish spice on the name.
21:14That's not a crime.
21:15He's been married six times.
21:17To the same woman.
21:18It was a very complicated relationship.
21:21But he was sending photos to his sweetie.
21:24Dr Ian Sweet.
21:25My urologist.
21:27But, but I saw you with the woman in the hall.
21:30Bernice is my sister and she's going through a very rough patch.
21:34You kiss your sister on the lips?
21:36Some families kiss on the lips, some don't.
21:38Any more wild accusations?
21:43Nope.
21:44That about covers it.
21:45Um, this all looks lovely.
21:47But what did you want to ask me?
21:52I was wondering if you would like to watch my heat
21:55from the 1984 Pan Pacific Aquarobics Championships.
22:00My nephew uploaded the old VHS's onto YouTube recently.
22:05Would I like to see even more of you?
22:08Hm.
22:09I'd rather throw myself overboard.
22:12Mum, this isn't a cruise.
22:13Oh, then why is he dressed as a sailor?
22:16I'm the fun captain.
22:17Oh, you're exhausting.
22:19OK, I might just leave you to it.
22:22Oh, you're just as bad, Arthur.
22:24Look, don't get me involved in this.
22:26Well, you're not exactly blending into the wallpaper, are you?
22:29You know, between the two of you, I feel like I've spent the whole holiday feeding male egos.
22:38Quite frankly, I haven't had one minute to nourish myself.
22:44I'm off to find a nightcap.
22:47Oh, and you two can have the supper.
22:51Oh, so this is supper.
22:57Oh, and we had a bottle of red wine from the mini bar.
23:08Perfect.
23:09But the fun captain did talk my ear off for the week, so let's call that square.
23:14Maggie.
23:15Nice to see you again.
23:18I want to say, Peter?
23:20Yeah.
23:21It's fine, Ron.
23:23I'm sorry I disappointed you.
23:28I thought we had something special.
23:30Oh, we'll always have the hydrotherapy, Paul.
23:35I'll never forget you, Maggie boy.
23:37Don't take this personally, but I probably will forget you.
23:49What's wrong with you?
23:50I did my best, Arthur, but Melody and Keelan are now from a broken home.
23:54Uh, Robbie.
23:55I blame myself for being too generous.
23:57Robbie?
24:02I made this for you.
24:07It's perfect.
24:10I've been working on it all week.
24:13Jenny helped me source the shells.
24:15There were some prototypes that didn't survive the firing process,
24:18but once I got the glue-to-shell ratio right,
24:20whoo!
24:21Couldn't stop me.
24:23So you're not leaving me?
24:25Leaving you?
24:27I spent all week making your anniversary present.
24:30Oh, of course.
24:33Anniversary?
24:34Yeah.
24:35A very important day.
24:37Yeah.
24:38A very special.
24:39Yeah.
24:40Wonderful.
24:41Fourteenth.
24:42Seventeenth.
24:43Seventeenth anniversary.
24:44Yeah.
24:45It's really in memory.
24:46You forgot, didn't you?
24:48No.
24:49No?
24:50No.
24:51Really?
24:52Yeah.
24:53No.
24:54Some breath mints.
24:56Because you're as fresh as a damn-
24:58Don't touch me.
24:59Okay.
25:00I'd like you to take a good, hard look at yourself in that mirror, Roberta.
25:05Well, we hope you had a more than adequate stay, Mr. Boy.
25:20I'm gonna sit there.
25:21Thank you, Jenny.
25:22Thank you, Jenny.
25:23And despite your efforts, I had a great time.
25:24Hello, ladies.
25:25My title is activities director, but that reminds me of my father.
25:43Call me the fun captain.
25:46Oh, he is funny.
25:49What a charmer.
25:51Oh, my God.
25:52Mum, promise me we'll never go on holiday again.
25:55Oh, too late, Arthur.
25:57I've already booked the same dates for next year.
26:00You what?
26:01Well, I've got 15% off the whale watching.
26:05Alright, fine.
26:06But this time I'm in charge of the t-shirts.
26:13Arthur!
26:14I think one of the neighbours might be putting stuff in our bin.
26:17Is that Harvey Street Police Station?
26:18How do you sleep at night, huh?
26:20I don't.
26:21My mum is too loud.
26:24I got a nosy neighbour.
26:25They keep calling the cops on me.
26:26The police?
26:27I totally didn't expect this.
26:29Oh, it's going to feel like the Sopranos if you don't watch your mouth.
26:32Arthur is going deaf.
26:33I said I'll freeze it.
26:35That thing probably still has your grandpa's earwax on.
26:39Everyone take cover!
26:59Once.
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