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00:00Morning, looking for some holiday cheer?
00:02Bah! Humbug!
00:03Then don't miss your last chance to capture that Christmas spirit Doug-style.
00:07Join us in a funny family Christmas special.
00:09Then it's time to Christmas Carol with all your favorite Looney Tunes.
00:14Merry Christmas, world!
00:16Because bugs in the bunch are guaranteed to take the Baha Bug out of your holidays.
00:20Ain't I a little Dickens doll?
00:23It's Doug's Secret Christmas, followed by a special holiday episode of Bugs and Tweety, ABC tomorrow morning.
01:00Good evening, I'm David Bishop.
01:01Coming up on Eyewitness News, 62 people are still missing as the search continues in the bombed-out Oklahoma City Federal Building.
01:08And area residents donate canned goods to help the hungry.
01:11Nancy has a Doppler 6 forecast for a new week, and Sandra has all the sports.
01:14Stay with us. The news is next.
01:16NBC Thursday, the night of TV history you've been waiting for.
01:27The greatest Seinfeld ever.
01:29The final Seinfeld.
01:31How will it all end?
01:32Even we don't know, and we were here.
01:35Then...
01:36Come on! Come on!
01:37It's the heart-stopping season finale of E.R.
01:41And stick around for one last goodbye from Jerry on The Tonight Show.
01:45It all starts 8, 7 central.
01:47NBC final Seinfeld Thursday.
01:49Don't be the only one to miss it.
01:50The stars shine this week on NBC's Tonight Show.
01:55Jane Welcom's scheduled guests, Jerry Seinfeld, Brooke Shields, Paul Reiser, Olivia Newton-John, Candace Bergen, and much more.
02:01Your local news is next.
02:03Are you tired of the muggy weather?
02:05I got some good news for you.
02:06Stay tuned for my forecast next on News Channel 7.
02:08Make you nervous?
02:23The family that embraced him.
02:25Making your own way comes with a price.
02:27The daughter that loved him.
02:28And the mother who never gave up.
02:30I raised you to be a man.
02:32This is who I am.
02:33Discover the man behind the makeup.
02:36I love you.
02:37Want anything in this world?
02:38The Dennis Rodman Story.
02:39Bad as I want to be.
02:41ABC Sunday.
02:49Has anyone seen Salem?
02:50He hasn't come home for dinner.
02:52Well, that's not like him.
02:53Salem!
02:55Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
02:56Oh, yeah, he hates that.
02:57Oh, he hates it.
02:59I can't move.
03:01Oh, no, is he hurt?
03:03Fatten up.
03:04This must have fallen off the beanstalk.
03:05Oh, Salem, you didn't.
03:07You didn't.
03:07I did.
03:09Don't you stand there.
03:11Somebody get me a diet soda.
03:16Worry, Jerry.
03:17We'll be together one day.
03:18Oh, sweetheart.
03:19It was so nice to see you.
03:22Thank you for taking care of the family.
03:24This is the final boarding call for Angel Airways Flight One to Heaven with continuing service
03:29to Limbo.
03:31Only two pieces of emotional baggage for passenger.
03:33Bye, sweetheart.
03:36So long, V.
03:41Dad.
03:42Next time you can just hand me the ball?
03:44Very different things.
03:47I'm glad you came, Leo.
03:48Yeah.
03:49Show you this.
03:50I'm married.
03:51We can have what we've always wanted.
03:53Each other.
03:54All my children.
03:55A summer of seduction.
03:57A good reporter will do anything to get the story.
04:00If there's a slightest sign of trouble, I want her out of there immediately.
04:03You're never going to get a press deposit.
04:04They know why you're really going.
04:05But they never think they'll become the story.
04:08I saw a mass grave.
04:10Let us know what's the call.
04:11He set her up.
04:13And all new The Beast.
04:15Tonight at 10, 9 central on ABC.
04:18I made this.
04:25Next Friday on Millennium.
04:27We're going to see reports from citizens claiming to have witnessed a murder on a webcast.
04:32We have no access to a crime scene of Physical Evanson.
04:35We don't even know the identity of the victim.
04:38We stalked her and made contact in cyberspace before abducting her in real life.
04:43Oh, my God.
04:45He has put us on the defensive.
04:46And he's been two steps ahead of us all along.
04:48Do you think he's going to come to another murder?
04:50You can count on it.
04:52An all new Millennium next Friday.
04:57Now it's time to see how well you did judging whether our stories...
05:00I'm Jonathan Franks.
05:02Join us for more stories next time on Beyond Belief.
05:06Fact or fiction.
05:07Sunday, after an all new World's Funniest.
05:19As Homer finally snaps...
05:21Dick with potato chips.
05:22I can't suck just one.
05:24The Simpsons.
05:25And Hank loses a promotion to a co-worker.
05:28That suck-up's not even fit to feed Strickland's dogs.
05:30Uh, that's my department now.
05:33An all new King of the Hill.
05:35This, the exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes outtakes, and a preview of this summer's X-Files movie in an all-new special.
05:42Inside the X-Files.
05:43It all starts Sunday at 7, 6 central.
05:45Now, Frank confronts a toddler who is pure evil.
05:48Millennium on Fox.
05:50At the very first Oscars, only 250 guests attended.
06:00Only 12 awards were given.
06:02And at no time during the presentation did anyone do this.
06:08Steve Martin hosts the 73rd Annual Academy Awards.
06:12Live Sunday, March 25th on ABC.
06:14You know, the best way to teach your kids to listen is to set a good example.
06:20Ooh, I'm telling Mom that you were not listening to her right after she had just finished telling you,
06:26Michael, you need to pay more attention to me.
06:29Damon Wayans stars in My Wife and Kids, premiering March 28th on ABC.
06:34Ooh.
06:35It's Nick and Jessica.
06:36Our very first variety show.
06:39America's favorite newlyweds are coming to ABC.
06:41All the singing, all the dancing, and a visit from Jessica's old friend.
06:47That's whack.
06:48Oh, cry me a river, tiny JT.
06:50The Nick and Jessica Variety Hour.
06:52Sunday, April 11th on ABC.
06:55Is there anything we can do for you?
06:57No, just nobody press on my stomach.
07:00You can keep those pants, by the way.
07:04What do you got there?
07:07Is that pie?
07:09Yeah, you want some?
07:10Uh, just cut me a little sliver.
07:15A little bigger.
07:18I'm bigger.
07:20What, are you afraid you're gonna run out?
07:21Cut me a real piece!
07:22Later, Jay welcomes Caroline of the City's Leah Thompson, along with the music of Luther Vandross to an all-new Tonight Show.
07:41Your local news is next.
07:42Straight ahead, Montgomery County officials are evacuating homes around a train derailment in Tribes Hill because of fear of leaking chemicals.
07:50And the fear of layoffs is still with city workers in Troy tonight.
07:54News Channel 13, just minutes from now.
07:56Get ready for Martial Law, next.
08:05Amy Gray has only been a judge for a few weeks, but she just got the case of a lifetime.
08:10Is the 10-year-old comatose boy the messenger of God?
08:13Is it a miracle?
08:14People started to come and he healed them.
08:16Or abuse?
08:17These marks are being inflicted and not by God.
08:21Amy Brenneman stars in Judging Amy, CBS Tuesday.
08:24Monday.
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