00:0048 hours, Thursday.
00:09There's a new judge in town.
00:10He's Brad Johnson.
00:12Sexy heartthrob on the new CBS drama, Courthouse.
00:15Sexy heartthrob.
00:16But will he ever find that special someone?
00:19God, I hope so.
00:20Find out what happens when the robes come off.
00:23On Courthouse, next.
00:25If it's the last thing I do, I'm gonna keep these women off of you.
00:29You're on.
00:30CBS.
00:32Change is difficult for most people, but on the other hand, if you are gonna leave tool time,
00:39then you should go.
00:43Well, Tim, I understand your...
00:46Well, Tim.
01:09Oh, look at Mark, poor baby, just putting in the hours.
01:14Working so hard, she can't even make it upstairs.
01:19Come here.
01:20Come here, baby.
01:21And give your big daddy some sugar.
01:37Where the women come and go, talking of early bird specials at Coco's.
01:42Oh, Westbridge, you tempt me with your soft spring mornings, your grease-saturated clam cakes, your breadcrumb coatings.
01:50Through love's torturous path, I have wandered, only to find the happiness I have longed for.
01:58I have laid bare my heart.
02:00I saw that.
02:04Good arm, Miss Angela.
02:07You finally met my mom.
02:10Your mom?
02:11But, dude, I thought that your mother was...
02:13Mom, I want you to meet my new roommate.
02:16Is he a good boy?
02:21He's a very good boy.
02:23I'm glad, because your last roommate was a very, very bad boy.
02:28That's why I took care of him for you, Mom.
02:32What?
02:32Don't say hello to your grandpa.
02:38Fired Up Blues!
02:39There's a show on NBC Thursday that's new.
02:43With Sharon Lawrence, that gal from NYPD Blues.
02:47She used to be the boss, but now she works for her secretary.
02:50She's got the blues Thursday night after Jerry.
02:54Fired Up.
02:55Look out!
02:56She used to have class.
02:58Fired Up.
02:59But now she's out on her affiduity.
03:02Watch Thursday after Jerry.
03:03Wow, her hair is scary.
03:05Fired Up.
03:07And now, go behind the scenes for the recording of the new Mad About You theme with Anita Baker.
03:13Now, all around the world, you see people giving up on their love and what they've got.
03:21They tell you it's all too hard.
03:25Now, it's so hard.
03:26And then they run because they're scared.
03:28Well, who's not?
03:30Well, they don't know what I know, cause I know that look in your eyes, and your smile.
03:39Yeah, I know all your secrets, I know all your charms.
03:43I know all your scars, I'll be lying in your eyes.
03:50Oh, hey, love.
03:52Wednesday night.
03:52And if you're tuning Thursday, you'll be a day late.
03:56Hey, love.
03:57Hey, love.
03:58Wednesday night.
03:59Yeah, the single guy's on Wednesday.
04:02Oh, la, la.
04:03I said, the single guy's on Wednesday.
04:05He's been gone, but now he's on Wednesday.
04:09You get the message?
04:10The single guy is now on Wednesday.
04:12OK?
04:12OK.
04:13I think we made our point.
04:15Let's go with when Mary Tyler Moore returns.
04:18Thursday.
04:22Wednesday.
04:23Shirley Jones is back as Drew's girlfriend.
04:25Isn't that great?
04:26Well, if by great you mean weird and sort of creepy, then you betcha.
04:29OK, then take a look at this guy in the studio audience.
04:32Ryan's gonna do something with him behind this wall that is so disturbing.
04:35He may never be the same again.
04:37Whose line is it anyway?
04:38After the Drew Carey Show.
04:40See you Wednesday on ABC.
04:44His heart's badly damaged.
04:46He needs a better heart.
04:49I've got to be strong for him.
04:58NYPD Blue, ABC Tuesday at 10, 9 Central.
05:01Viewer discretion advised.
05:03On November 13th, Stuart Bondek was asked to remove himself from his place of residence.
05:09That request came from his landlady.
05:12With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of...
05:22Next week on Party of Five.
05:25I have to go to the hospital now because my brother's there with cancer.
05:28Then I have to go to a parent conference at my little brother's daycare because he doesn't have any parents.
05:32And then after that, I have to go to my other job, the one that actually pays my rent.
05:35What do the doctors say?
05:36I don't know.
05:37I want to see it.
05:38I want to write a will.
05:39There's a chance that I might not make it.
05:41I know that you want me to tell you exactly how I care about him.
05:45I just love him.
05:46If I get better, I get better.
05:48That's great.
05:49If I die, I die.
05:52You see, tonight, Fear Factor goes to Vegas, baby.
05:56All new and supersized to 90 minutes.
05:59Then, every week on Meet My Folks, parents choose the mate for their child.
06:03Tonight, the tables are turned.
06:05Is your mom home?
06:05It's time to date my mom.
06:08Three bachelors, one single mom.
06:10Her kids choose.
06:11I am more than twice your age.
06:13What would you ask your future dad?
06:15Would you resent me if I put you in a retirement home?
06:18A special Meet My Folks after Fear Factor in Vegas, NBC Tonight.
06:22Next week, for more Saved by the Bell, now go backstage TNBC.
06:27What's your favorite gift you've ever gotten from anybody?
06:30Wow.
06:31Besides my sister.
06:33Aw, that's sweet.
06:34My parents gave it to me.
06:35I think my favorite gift would probably be my grandfather's watch.
06:40Can you see that the glass is broken?
06:43Yeah, I can show you the whole little show, like open it up and stuff.
06:46My sister's probably even better than this book.
06:49I got a little sister, too.
06:50That's probably the best present I've ever received.
06:53Happy...
06:53Tune in next week for more Saved by the Bell.
06:56Now go backstage TNBC.
06:59I don't really have any specific New Year's resolutions.
07:02I have lots of New Year's resolutions.
07:04Well, 94 was so good for me.
07:06Namely, I'm going to sign up at a gym and work out every day.
07:11You're right.
07:12Basically, just happiness and health.
07:14I'm going to start eating better.
07:16This is like all physical things, and I've got lots of them.
07:19Try to work towards being happier, because if you're happy, then you're doing everything else right.
07:24Happy New Year!
07:30Later on The Tonight Show, just get on with it.
07:33And if you're not sure how, Dr. Phil McGraw will tell you.
07:36Plus, tunes from Sixpence, none the richer.
07:38And still the incumbent, Jay.
07:41Your local news is next.
07:44New on The Night Beats.
07:45Breaking news happening right now.
07:47Did this man exploit teenage girls by coercing them to pose nude?
07:50The verdict is in.
07:51Plus, doctors disciplined for sexual misconduct and still practicing.
07:55How is this possible?
08:03Flores, I'd like to ask you about The Brady Bunch.
08:06Okay.
08:06When you were on the show, did you ever have a date with the actor who played your son, Greg?
08:10Yes.
08:11Are you familiar with Growing Up Brady?
08:13Yes.
08:14The new NBC movie based on Greg Brady's tell-all book?
08:17Yes.
08:18Did you try to stop this movie from being made?
08:21Yes.
08:22Would you mind if I recommended a therapist?
08:24Oh, yes!
08:26Growing Up Brady.
08:28What happened when the camera stopped rolling?
08:30NBC Sunday.
08:33Hey, tonight, you're going to want to stay up late for an all-new Saturday Night Live,
08:37hosted by Jackie Chan, plus the music of Kid Rock.
08:40Your local news is next.
09:03Americans have won the British Open four years in a row.
09:06This year, they'll try to make it five Saturday.
09:09Newborn police crack a shocking drug operation and remembering man on the moon 30 years later.
09:15The news is next.
09:19Clues kept.
09:19My old fridge, you're back!
09:22Wait, my back's still in the car.
09:24Wow!
09:25Hey, where'd you find it?
09:26Drew, you've been putting on a brave front, but we know you've been missing the old girl.
09:30So we decided to go to the junkyard and buy her back.
09:32Boy, two fridges at once, that's my biggest fantasy.
09:36That's all I need to hear to leave.
09:38Yep.
09:41You're watching ABC.
09:46I don't sleep right.
09:48I don't eat right.
09:49I can't find anything.
09:51All in all, I basically hate being divorced.
09:54I try to find the good in it.
09:56I'm finally able to take a nice, peaceful...
10:03Sunday, it's the Third Rock special effects spectacular.
10:07With or without the glasses, you'll love it!
10:10It's the biggest Third Rock ever, when the aliens dream for the first time.
10:15Never before attempted by any comedy on any network.
10:19Never has a show so big been so funny.
10:21Mary and I are getting married.
10:23What you talking about, Willis?
10:24I'm scared to get married!
10:26We're going home.
10:27Love you, miss you, goodbye.
10:28Don't miss the Third Rock special effects spectacular, Sunday on NBC.
10:32I love TV.
10:36Right, okay?
10:37You're gonna go, Cal.
10:41Where are George?
10:43Swing them.
10:45Swing them.
10:45Right, okay?
10:46Swing them.
10:49Swing them.
10:53Swing them.
10:57Swing them.
10:58I can't do it, okay?
11:00It's hard.
11:03Okay.
11:04Here we go.
11:05Yeah!
11:06Yeah!
11:07Yeah!
11:08Yeah!
11:08Oh!
11:11Still a little summer left.
11:14Sunday.
11:15Sunday, Sunday, 2.30.
11:16The NBA playoffs on NBC.
11:19Sunday.
11:20Get ready for the greatest adventure of all time.
11:23When the Odyssey comes to NBC.
11:26Among the most expensive miniseries ever made.
11:29Filmed across the globe.
11:31Action!
11:31With a cast of thousands.
11:33And amazing special effects.
11:36And you can only see it on NBC.
11:39You cannot stop me!
11:45The Odyssey.
11:47Sunday on NBC.
12:01In 35 minutes, Jays pulling no punches on NBC's Tonight Show with Alec Baldwin.
12:06Plus, Brooke Shields and country crew to Dwight Yoakam.
12:10Your local news is next.
12:12And straight ahead, the Glazer boys try to convince Buck fans it's time to go for the
12:16end zone in an effort to keep the team after revealing disappointing charter seat sales.
12:21A decision in Washington could make it a crime for a doctor to perform certain abortions.
12:25And the latest on the drug of choice for Bay Area teams.
12:28It's all next.
12:31All right, bring me back now.
12:33It's dark in here.
12:34Yeah.
12:35Jail, Will.
12:36You'll be back in time for NBC.
12:45In 35 minutes, Jays welcomes Seinfeld's Julia Louis-Dreyfus, a four-year-old Mensa member,
12:52and the spicy sounds of John Sakata on NBC's Tonight Show.
12:56Your local news is next.
12:58And straight ahead on the news channel, two more arrests in the assassination of Israeli
13:02Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin.
13:04As we continue our look into making your home safer, a tip from our convicted burglar-turned
13:09security expert about deadbolt locks on your doors.
13:12And a new ticket tally for the Buccaneers in their stadium.
13:15It's all coming up next.
13:25Fox Monday.
13:26There's a right way to play poker.
13:28Then, there's Jackie's way.
13:30Do you want any cards?
13:31Yeah, can I have two cards, please?
13:33That's 70's show.
13:34Then, it's the hit comedy, Darkly Funny.
13:37I don't deserve this kind of happiness.
13:39What do you mean?
13:39How can I destroy it?
13:41Want some pie?
13:43Piedis.
13:44You can't lie, I didn't know it was a metaphor.
13:45It all starts at 8, 7 Central, Fox Monday.
13:50Now, an epic, all-new...
13:58What would you do if you got tomorrow's news today?
14:01Where does it come from?
14:02The newspaper fairy.
14:04Who knows?
14:04Discover the magic that can happen when one man does.
14:08Anything can happen.
14:09On America's Night of Television.
14:11Early edition CBS Saturdays this fall.
14:13Tonight, from the new CBS show Pearl, Rhea Perlman, plus U.S. softball gold medalist,
14:18Dodd Richardson, on The Late Show with David Letterman.
14:20First, your local news.
14:22Straight ahead, it's national night out.
14:25Both Carolinas are taking part.
14:26We've got the latest on a pipe bomb in Myrtle Beach.
14:29Bees are the buzz that area farms.
14:31Greg checks out South Florence High School's football team in tonight's countdown to kickoff.
14:35And Don has your forecast.
14:37The news starts now.
14:41Next, Oprah.
14:43That goes straight to the president.
14:44Get the information, then you get back.
14:46This report becomes their mission.
14:48On it.
14:48These are the women on the elite team protecting our nation.
14:51Smart.
14:52I'm an American.
14:53Tough.
14:54Unafraid.
14:55I'm an American.
14:56They're keeping us safe one threat at a time.
14:58Threat Matrix premieres Thursday at 8, 7 Central on ABC.
15:01Your NBC next Wednesday.
15:08Later on in the Tonight Show, Jay gets a lucky with the ever-friendly Lisa Kudrow.
15:14Plus, the laid-back country rock of Steve Earle.
15:17Jay's a toes of the N. Topper.
15:19Your local news is next.
15:21I'm Paul Major.
15:22Straight ahead on Carol 11 News at 10.
15:23Minnesota politics garner national attention.
15:25We'll have a complete wrap-up of the Carol 11 U.S. Senate debate.
15:28Plus, a tearful farewell for the victims of the USS Cole bombing.
15:32And the burning need for rain in the Twin Cities area.
15:35It's all coming up after the Powerball.
15:43Anything you want to tell me about your sexual activity?
15:50Anything you want to tell me about your sexual activity?
15:52Wouldn't that make your day?
15:54Next Monday.
15:55Sexual misconduct is a serious charge.
15:57Why don't you just tell them the truth?
15:59You have nothing to hide, right?
16:00You think she just made this up?
16:01You're taking the word of a girl who just jumped off a roof.
16:05All new Gideon's Crossing on its new night.
16:07Next Monday, 10, 9 Central on ABC.
16:10The governor guards his image against people cashing in.
16:13An NBC February movie event.
16:16Open the door to everything you desire.
16:19An incredible journey becomes the biggest miniseries in 10 years.
16:23Step into a world where fairy tales are real.
16:26This is Snow White's cottage.
16:28Mirror, mirror on the wall.
16:29Join an all-star cast including Oscar winner Diane Wiest, John LaRocque, Rucker Hauer, Ed O'Neill, Kimberly Williams, Anne
16:36Margaret as Cinderella, and The Practice's Cameron Manheim as Snow White.
16:40The 10th Kingdom, NBC Sunday.
16:49Hey, tonight.
16:50Stay up late for Saturday Night Live, hosted by Norm MacDonald.
16:54Plus the music of Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and Eminem.
16:57Your local news is next.
16:59I'm Rick Cepcello.
17:00Straight ahead on CARE 11 News.
17:01A confessed killer held at the Stearns County Jail is accused of raping a 19-year-old woman in the
17:08jail.
17:08Plus a successful fundraiser.
17:10be continued...
