00:00The biggest twist of all.
00:08Later on The Tonight Show, Jay's not playing any games, reindeer or otherwise, with boiling hot Ben Affleck.
00:13And SI's sizzling cover model, Daniela Pestova.
00:16Plus, the hocus-pocus of David Copperfield.
00:18Your local news is next.
00:20Coming up next on News Channel 2, it seems the voting trend during this political season is to cross over party lines in the voting booth.
00:26We'll take an in-depth look.
00:27Plus, a local woman sentenced today after being found guilty of killing a young attorney in a drunk driving accident.
00:33And then it's not quite spring, but the meltdown and the dress down begins.
00:37I'm Bill Worden. News Channel 2 is next.
00:45Monday, how to torture someone kicking caffeine.
00:47Let's call his voicemail and make noises like a cappuccino machine.
00:52It's an all-new Sybil.
00:54Then, Mike's father reveals a shocking secret.
00:57You slept with my mother-in-law, the peanut queen of Georgia?
01:00Sometimes you feel like a nut.
01:01All-new ink after Sybil.
01:03CBS Big Comedy Monday.
01:10Later on The Tonight Show, movie hero Arnold Schwarzenegger shows us his patriotic side.
01:15Plus, the song stylings of PJ Harvey and the comic stylings of Jay.
01:20Your local news is next.
01:21Last time me and bus driver Rich were in town.
01:37Tonight on an all-new tape.
01:45Don't miss Ray Romano's holiday wrap-up.
01:47Plus, comedian Mitch Hedberg, the CBS mailbag, and an Osama Bin Laden top ten.
01:52First, your local news.
01:53Tomorrow has finally come, and Monday's a special night of comedy on CBS.
02:06It's frankly, we don't give a damn Monday.
02:08The only night of comedy big enough to come between two nights of scarlet.
02:12I've got a shotgun here, and I know how to use it.
02:15Join the nanny, Dave's World, Murphy Brown, and Love and War for one historic night of epic cashmere, romance, and big hair.
02:23Get out of this house while you can, and you're going to end up just like me.
02:27Don't miss, frankly.
02:28We don't give a damn Monday.
02:30You just had a smile.
02:31Ah, the hell with that.
02:32Non-stop comedy at its best.
02:35Monday.
02:36Dave kicks off a week of headline entertainment tomorrow on The Late Show with David Letterman.
02:40Thanks for watching CBS.
02:43Now your local news.
02:45Straight ahead on News 2, the conservative sweep of Congress has Republicans making plans that could affect you.
02:50Find out about the new thinking heading for the Capitol.
02:53Plus, a look at the work that went into the costumes for Scarlet and the other characters of the CBS miniseries only on 2 at 11.
03:08Head due south for a wild night out with Constable Benton Frazier.
03:12This Mountie has a problem, and her name is...
03:15Christina!
03:16Now, he's tracking the girl who knew too much...
03:19Hey!
03:20We can either do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way.
03:23The hard way.
03:23Do it the hard way.
03:24Shut up.
03:24And the search for a runaway girl.
03:26Heads up.
03:27Oh, no, not again.
03:29Could get Benton Frazier.
03:30The shaft.
03:31You are under...
03:33Oh, dear.
03:35You ever said something that you truly regretted?
03:37All new deuce-out.
03:39Thursday.
03:39Ah, the most annoying man in the world.
03:41Ah!
03:41Ricky Lake, Janine Turner, and the music group Santana tonight on The Late Show with David Letterman.
03:48Thanks for watching CBS, now your local news.
03:52Good evening.
03:53In just a moment, we'll show you a dramatic video of what looks like tornadoes in Florida tonight.
03:57And if you've ever been attacked or ripped off, police may be able to find the guilty person by reading their brainwaves.
04:03A high-tech crackdown on crime next, only on 2 at 11.
04:06The Fockers and Wedding Crashers.
04:11That's my tux.
04:13Really?
04:14Ah!
04:15Ow!
04:16Ah!
04:16ABC is giving you a reason to celebrate.
04:20Everybody's invited!
04:21With a new comedy that is worth saying I do to.
04:24Woo-hoo!
04:24It's not too late to RSVP for the big day that's a big laugh.
04:29Ah!
04:29Is that your wedding dress?
04:30The cake is about to hit the fan.
04:33Big Day.
04:34A new comedy, Tuesday, 9, 8 Central, only on ABC.
04:39Eugene Gherkin has nothing.
04:41Hi!
04:42Welcome to my apartment.
04:43Mick Jagger has it all.
04:44This is the media room.
04:45Like a lounge about and watch a movie.
04:47Have some popcorn.
04:48Want some butter on it?
04:50But that's about to change.
04:52Let's rob Mick Jagger.
04:54Why not some other celebrity like Alex Trebek or Willem Dafoe or James Wonderbig?
04:59You just need the right crew.
05:01Squatch, don't you want more out of your life?
05:02I'm in.
05:03I knew it!
05:03Talk it, fellas.
05:05I'm in.
05:05All right!
05:06This is like Robin Hood.
05:07We're stealing from the rich to give to the poor.
05:09Us.
05:10Bill's the one to rob Mick Jagger.
05:12I don't know if they're going to be really cool with the woman in the gang.
05:16Yes.
05:16Yes.
05:17Good.
05:18Yes.
05:18Me, Carson.
05:19Sue, Carson.
05:20Hey.
05:20Welcome.
05:21Let's rob Mick Jagger.
05:22Come with me.
05:23This January.
05:24May Day.
05:25Trouble at the door.
05:26Organized crime.
05:27I gotta get out of here and make you move.
05:28Was never this disorganized.
05:30Oh, like Ocean's Eleven.
05:32More like Ocean's Idiot.
05:33The Nights of Prosperity.
05:35A new comedy coming Wednesdays this January.
05:37Only on ABC.
05:45ABC Tuesday.
05:47She feels like she's known him forever.
05:49But there are always new firsts.
05:51Can you stay for breakfast?
05:54I couldn't know what might get me.
05:57And you're the greatest thing that ever happened to me and I screwed that up.
06:00Oh, Jake.
06:01At all new once and again.
06:03ABC Tuesday.
06:0410, 9 central.
06:05Edward the Longshanks.
06:22As King of England, Edward II's reign was cruel and bloody.
06:26They said nothing could withstand his ruthless ambition until one man rode out of the Scottish
06:32Highlands and into the pages of history.
06:35They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom.
06:42For the love of his country.
06:44We cannot defeat this army.
06:45We can't.
06:46And we will.
06:48And the love of one.
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