00:00A netto tour.
00:00They won't last that long.
00:02They're my passengers, and I am not going to let them die.
00:04Final Descent, CBS next Sunday.
00:13Monday.
00:14How far will doctors go to ease a patient's suffering?
00:17He asked me if I knew where he could get some marijuana.
00:20Some good stuff.
00:22Green!
00:23Put your hands where I can see them!
00:25L.A. Doctors, CBS Monday.
00:29This week, Dave has a late-show date with John Travolta, Maya Angelou, Cindy Lauper, and even more stars.
00:34Now, your local news.
00:37A local liquor store operator is gunned down during a robbery.
00:40The Furby craze may end up in a southern Indiana court.
00:42A Houston woman gives birth to eight babies.
00:45And Senator McConnell says the impeachment trial won't turn into a spectacle.
00:49News Channel 32 Nightbeat is next.
00:52A dog is a man.
00:55This winter, tourist season begins with a vengeance.
01:01Volcano.
01:01Fire on the mountain two weeks from Sunday.
01:04Welcome to the Drew Carey School of Dance.
01:07All you gotta do is follow Drew and let your feet move to the beat.
01:11Everybody mumbo!
01:12One, two, one, two, three.
01:14Cha, cha, cha.
01:15Good, you got it.
01:16Now, you're ready to dance with Drew every Wednesday night at 9, 8 Central, on the only place you can
01:21dance along with your TV, ABC.
01:24Tonight on Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher, Lisa Kudrow, Mark Hamill, radio talk show host Roger Hedgecock, and ABC News
01:33analyst Jeff Greenfield.
01:34America's favorite new choice in late night, Politically Incorrect and Nightline, ABC Tonight.
01:40Next on News Channel 27 at 11, the American Red Cross is accused of mismanagement.
01:45A science teacher.
01:47This winter, tourist season begins with a vengeance.
01:53Volcano.
01:54Fire on the mountain two weeks from Sunday.
01:57Welcome to the Drew Carey School of Dance.
02:00All you gotta do is follow Drew and let your feet move to the beat.
02:04Everybody mumbo!
02:05One, two, one, two, three.
02:06Cha, cha, cha.
02:07Good, you got it.
02:08Now, you're ready to dance with Drew every Wednesday night at 9, 8 Central,
02:13on the only place you can dance along with your TV.
02:16ABC.
02:17Tonight on Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher, Lisa Kudrow, Mark Hamill, radio talk show host Roger Hedgecock,
02:24and ABC News analyst Jeff Greenfield.
02:27America's favorite new choice in late night, Politically Incorrect and Nightline, ABC Tonight.
02:48John Ritter and Katie Segal star in Chance of a Lifetime, CBS Next.
02:53Nora and Neil's marriage is in crisis.
02:56I don't want to live here anymore.
02:57You don't really mean that.
02:58But when tragedy threatens their livelihood, they'll try to survive the only way they can, together.
03:05Rebecca De Mornay.
03:06I need you.
03:07Keith Carradine.
03:09Keith Carradine in a Hallmark Hall of Fame production, Night Ride Home, CBS Wednesday.
03:13Tonight on the...
03:16It's all here.
03:20Their marriage is in crisis.
03:22But when tragedy strikes, they'll try to survive the only way they can, together.
03:28I need you.
03:28Rebecca De Mornay.
03:30Keith Carradine in a Hallmark Hall of Fame production, Night Ride Home, CBS Wednesday.
03:35Happy Father's Day from The Late Show.
03:37This month, Dave's all new with the King of Queens, Leah Remini, John McEnroe, Chris Elliott, and Catherine Zeta-Jones.
03:42Plus, music from Lovie and Cole Fled.
03:46Good evening, everyone.
03:47Coming up tonight on Eyewitness News at 11.
03:49A Tampa Bay Buccaneer and Lincoln High School graduate wrecks a house, a car, and is in trouble with the
03:55law.
03:56And a showdown between Florida and Georgia, not in sports, but gas prices.
04:00And a happy Father's Day in the Big Bend, whether you...
04:03All new ABC Wednesday.
04:04This is going to be family night.
04:06Starting at 8, 7 Central.
04:07All right.
04:08Now, wait, you mean this family?
04:10Brand new My Wife and Kids.
04:11You're joking, right?
04:12I wish I was.
04:13And George Lopez is another great family show.
04:16But don't get a big head.
04:17Who's big head?
04:18It's mostly hair.
04:19George Lopez, After My Wife and Kids.
04:21All new ABC Wednesday.
04:23You never...
04:28Later on The Tonight Show, Jay's mission, should he decide to accept it, book Tom Cruise.
04:34And while he's at it, investigate small-time crook Tracy Ullman.
04:37All to the tunes of Stone Temple Pilots.
04:40Your local news is next.
04:41Well, big job cuts jeopardize security at Huntsville City Schools.
04:45More on the fallout in a live report.
04:4610 to 10 starts now.
04:50Tuesday, the first time Tom Lopat was on Home Improvement.
04:54This was just a dream.
04:55But later that night at 9, 8 Central, what was just a dream turns out...
05:00Any woman would be lucky to have you.
05:02...to be very real.
05:04And you won't believe how it ends on an all-new Home Improvement.
05:07And in between it all, it's Mel Harrison turns in the lovable new comedy, Something So Right.
05:15There's something so right about being home Tuesday night on ABC.
05:19ABC Wednesday is comedy for lovers only.
05:22Mike's heartbreak returns to Spin City.
05:25Will you marry me?
05:26And Dharma spends her first night in Greg's old room.
05:30Um, we're just studying.
05:31Then, finally, after the parents go to sleep...
05:34Dharma's...
05:35Hey, Love is Funny on an all-new ABC Wednesday.
05:39Ever have those perfect friends who saw the world the same way as you?
05:43Look me in the eye and tell me you're really upset.
05:50From the creator of Mad About You.
05:52I don't think you realize how cute we look to larger men.
05:56Two guys, a girl, and a pizza place.
05:58One week from Wednesday.
06:00Your dress is CBS.
06:04Welcome home.
06:05Why are the CMAs on CBS going to be the best ever?
06:08Two words.
06:09Garth Brooks.
06:10All your favorite stars come together for one incredible night.
06:13If you have a dream, you can make it come true.
06:15Vince Gill hosts the Country Music Association Awards.
06:18CBS Wednesday.
06:21This week, Evander Holyfield, Michael J. Fox, Howard Stern, and more stars come a-calling on day.
06:27Now, your local news.
06:29The new Westside Light Rail is once again marred by an accident.
06:32The bicyclist who tried to take on the passenger train and lost.
06:35Road Rage Knows No Bounds.
06:37The Fred Meyer parking lot fight that left one man in the hospital.
06:40And do you look like Bill or Monica?
06:42The movie that plans to make stars out of the Star Report.
06:45The news at 11 starts now.
06:47Can you see through the illusions?
06:49She has.
06:50Their love is in danger.
06:51Their lives are at risk.
06:53Evil is revealed.
06:55And one thing is certain.
06:57No one will ever be the same as Tempted reaches its shocking finale.
07:01Poor Charles Tempted starting Monday.
07:08There's more to the story.
07:09All my children.
07:10ABC Daytime.
07:12Darkness falls across the land.
07:14The witching hour close at hand.
07:15Great pumpkins rise with woozles near.
07:18Ooh!
07:18De-de-de-deer-deer!
07:19And the unguards are others, too, who scare you with a single boo.
07:23It's two Halloween classics back-to-back.
07:25It's the great pumpkin Charlie Brown and boo to you, too, Winnie the Boo.
07:28The fun starts Tuesday at 8, 7 Central on ABC.
07:31Ha ha ha ha!
07:33There's more to the story.
07:35All my children.
07:36ABC Daytime.
07:37X done.
07:38One life to live.
07:39Did my mom ever hit on you?
07:42Vicky?
07:42What are you doing here?
07:44She got a threatening letter from Allison Perkinson.
07:47It's from Dave.
07:48Dave, what's it say?
07:50My kids are everything to me, and now they're gone.
07:53Celebrate Disney's movie Lilo and Stitch with a brand new special, ABC Friday, 9, 8 Central.
07:58Tom?
08:03Attorney Nick Fowler made one mistake.
08:05What'd you do?
08:06Got arrested for drugs.
08:07Now, the system that made him rich.
08:09I just did a deal worth nearly $20 million.
08:12Is making him pay.
08:13I am sentencing you to community service.
08:15You, baby, you're doing your work for you.
08:17From here, we do it ourselves.
08:18The Guardian premieres Steve.
08:20I'm the funny one.
08:21No, I'm the funny one.
08:22No, I'm the funny one.
08:22I'm the funny one.
08:23Okay, fine.
08:27We're so proud of the Emmy Award winning Malcolm in the Middle, we're airing episodes twice a week.
08:33Tomorrow, Malcolm will do anything to cut class, even go to a shrink.
08:37I need to keep this up without being put on medication.
08:39But what happens when Reese gets in on the scam?
08:42I'm ready to see you now, Reese.
08:43Reese isn't here right now.
08:45This is Davey.
08:46An all-new Malcolm in the Middle.
08:48What do you have to say for yourselves?
08:49Don't blame Reese.
08:50Blame Davey.
08:51Ah!
08:52Ah!
08:52Ah!
08:52Ah!
08:53Ah!
08:53Ah!
08:54Ah!
08:55Ah!
08:55Ah!
09:06Two weeks from tonight, on an all-new Dark Angel.
09:09We have a confirmed sighting on South Market.
09:11I want her found.
09:14So, my family has a cabin about 30 miles north of here.
09:17You guys can stay there tonight.
09:18You're gonna be okay.
09:20See what I'm worried about.
09:21He collapsed this morning at home.
09:24They're operating on him now.
09:25I'm going back.
09:26No way.
09:27Out of my way or I go through you.
09:28What's it gonna be?
09:29You're gonna take me on?
09:31He's lost a lot of blood.
09:33If you don't help me, I'll kick your ass.
09:37Okay, fine.
09:42Tomorrow, Charlie's Angels have nothing on these girls.
09:45That's 70's Show.
09:46This is your unlucky day.
09:48A special edition.
09:50Then, John Goodman's dad is lighting up more than a Christmas tree.
09:53What was it like being around five old Bruggies?
09:56Seeing the Rolling Stones.
09:57An all-new normal Ohio.
09:58It all starts tomorrow at 8, 7 central on Fox.
10:00Catch Jessica Alba, People's Choice nominee for favorite performer in a new series.
10:07An all-new Dark Angel starts right now.
10:18Agent Doggett's search for a killer.
10:20Whoever did this left no forensic evidence whatsoever.
10:23Leads him into his own nightmare.
10:25The assassin makes his victims think they're being hit by an axe.
10:28They believe it?
10:28It happens.
10:29The X-Files.
10:31I'm not sure.
10:32I'm awake.
10:33All new at 9, 8 central on Fox Sunday.
10:35Your discretion is advised.
10:38Charlie's Angels have nothing on these girls.
10:41That 70's Show.
10:43This is your unlucky day.
10:44A special edition, 8, 7 central, tomorrow on Fox.
10:51There's a million reasons to watch the Daytime Emmy Awards.
10:55Oprah Winfrey presents Barbara Walters with a Lifetime Achievement Award.
11:00Regis Philbin could walk away a winner.
11:03And who better to host than Emmy winner Susan Lucci?
11:06The Daytime Emmy Awards.
11:08Live next Friday on ABC.
11:17There's snow and ice to break your fall.
11:19A special Funniest Home Videos is next.
11:23It's the Sunday Night Doubleheader.
11:25First up, it's Charlie Brown, Snoopy, and the whole Peanuts gang.
11:29Then, out of the East, it's Winnie the Pooh and his high-flying woodland crew.
11:34Brown.
11:35The Pooh.
11:36Fuck the things forgiven.
11:37Two Thanksgiving classics to kick off the holidays.
11:397, 6 central, ABC Sunday.
11:42Everyone comes to play on Monday night.
11:44Giants.
11:45Bucks.
11:46Monday night on ABC.
11:47Last February, 25 men tried to win her heart, but only one captured it.
11:52They're America's perfect couple.
11:54But will it be a perfect wedding?
11:56She loves pink.
11:57I love the pink.
11:58Pink.
11:58Pink?
11:59There's no way that I'm going to allow this pink flower league strawberry shortcake wedding.
12:04Tristan Ryan's wedding.
12:05Then, a man drops 200 pounds in only one year.
12:08Now, plastic surgeons help him shed his sagging skin.
12:11All new Extreme Makeover on a special night and time.
12:14It all starts with a new My Wife and Kids at 8, 7 central, ABC Wednesday.
12:21Sunday.
12:22An expected mother's startling news.
12:24When you announced that you were pregnant, everybody practically jumped over the table.
12:28But with me...
12:29A very unexpected reaction.
12:31You think it's right?
12:32Do I think it's right?
12:34Go to hell.
12:35An all-new practice.
12:36ABC Sunday, 10, 9 central.
12:43Every Friday night for 10 years, millions of kids do something that takes their minds on a journey
12:48and puts a smile on their faces.
12:50What are you going to do about it?
12:51Join in.
12:52T-G-I-N-T-L!
12:54It's a new season of TGIF with the season premieres at the Uglies.
12:58Boy Meets World and Sabrina with guest star Brittany Spears.
13:01Then, the series premiere of Odd Man Out.
13:03This season, TGIF is all grown up, keener than ever, and not afraid to show a little skill.
13:09The new season of TGIF starts September 24th on ABC.
13:20Next Monday at a special time.
13:22He knew about the attack and he just let it happen.
13:25Two explosive all-new episodes of 24.
13:29How do I find the NERCAS?
13:30Back to back for one unforgettable night.
13:33It's about your father.
13:34He's alive.
13:37There's going to be an attack.
13:39The biggest surprise of the season...
13:41Freeze!
13:41...is just around the corner.
13:4424.
13:45An all-new two-hour event at a special time next Monday on Fox.
13:58Next Monday at its regular time.
14:01The unthinkable.
14:0240% of their personnel have been taken out.
14:05Has become the inescapable.
14:07And there's only one way out.
14:09Can you get me in there?
14:10He can't go through a contaminated area.
14:13I'm gone, man.
14:14In the season's most gripping episode...
14:17If that airlock leaks, we'll all be dead within the next three minutes.
14:20One of these people will have to make the ultimate sacrifice.
14:24How long till the SEAL fails completely?
14:27We have a problem.
14:28The NERCAS must be breaking down the SEAL between the rooms.
14:31Hold your breath.
14:32I need help!
14:33For all-new 24 next Monday at 9, 8 central on Fox.
