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00:00I can't actually get in.
00:02What's going on?
00:04My keys aren't working.
00:06Yeah, I've changed the locks.
00:08Why have you done that?
00:10Why have you changed the locks?
00:12Because it's time.
00:14What do you mean it's time?
00:16You're 35 years old.
00:18You don't have a job.
00:20You don't have a girlfriend.
00:22Don't roll your eyes at me.
00:24It's too much.
00:26You know the problem.
00:28I'm trying.
00:30But there's nothing I can do.
00:32You can go and get a job any time you like.
00:34You know your two younger brothers.
00:36They've both got steady jobs.
00:38They've both got girlfriends.
00:40Joe's arranged.
00:42He's getting married.
00:44He proposed to her.
00:46He's a loser.
00:48Don't call your brother a loser.
00:50You're 35 years old.
00:52Don't you want more for yourself?
00:54It's time for you to move on.
00:56You watch Friends all day.
00:58What else do you do?
01:00I don't just watch Friends all day.
01:02What else do you do?
01:03I play Xbox.
01:04I play Playstation.
01:05See this is the point isn't it?
01:06What do you mean?
01:07There's nothing wrong with that.
01:08Listen to me.
01:09Listen to me.
01:10This is the point.
01:11You sit and you play Xbox and you watch Friends.
01:13I don't see that.
01:14I have a good life.
01:15It's my life.
01:16It's not yours.
01:17You know what I mean?
01:18Yeah but this is my house.
01:19Yeah.
01:20I lived in my whole life just like you.
01:22Yeah but you've never paid any money.
01:23This is my house.
01:24And there's rules.
01:25There's rules for this house.
01:26There's things like if you want the money fine.
01:28I can talk to people.
01:29I can get some money.
01:30I've got the money.
01:31Don't you understand?
01:32I'm your dad.
01:33I just want good things for you.
01:34I want you to start living a life like a proper man.
01:36I get that.
01:37As you should be.
01:38I am a proper man.
01:39What do you mean?
01:40I'm go five.
01:41I'm a man.
01:42What do you mean?
01:43Just the 35 year olds don't sit in the bedroom all day eating my food and using my electricity
01:45and playing on the Xbox and then watching Friends.
01:47Yeah others don't but I do because I'm your son.
01:49That's correct.
01:50You did.
01:51You did.
01:52You did.
01:53Not anymore.
01:54You're not even going to let me in?
01:55No you can't go in.
01:56What the?
01:57No this is actually.
01:58This is child abuse.
01:59You know what I mean?
02:00Child abuse?
02:01You're not a child.
02:02Don't you understand what you're talking about?
02:03You're not a child.
02:04Listen listen listen to me.
02:06Don't you don't.
02:07You could go and get an interview.
02:08I'll tell you what you could do.
02:09Right?
02:10I'll meet you half way.
02:11If you could prove to me that you've got to go in.
02:13There's loads of stores around here.
02:14There's Tesco's.
02:15I don't care what it is.
02:16They're not hiring are they?
02:17They don't want me.
02:18If you go and get yourself an interview and show me you've got an interview.
02:19I'll open the door.
02:20You'll come back here.
02:21We can have a nice lovely dinner together.
02:22You want me working.
02:23I'm above that.
02:24I'm above the nine to five.
02:26There's no above anything.
02:28Just because I've escaped the matrix yeah?
02:30Of like the workforce and all of that.
02:32You haven't escaped anything.
02:33You're not self-sufficient.
02:34You're not self-sufficient.
02:35I'm self-sufficient.
02:36You're not.
02:37I'm sufficient for you if that's even a thing.
02:39What do you mean?
02:40I provide for you.
02:41Don't you get it?
02:42Yeah because you're my dad.
02:44That's what you're supposed to do.
02:45That's your job.
02:46To a certain point.
02:47Yeah.
02:48It's not 35 and I'm still picking up your dirty laundry off the floor.
02:52Yeah.
02:53You've always only done that.
02:54So why should I expect you not to do that?
02:56No, no, no.
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