00:04Hello?
00:05Hello?
00:08Excuse me?
00:09Yes?
00:13Excuse me?
00:14Hello?
00:15Yeah, yeah, turn around here, mate. Yeah, yeah, towards the door, mate.
00:18Towards the door.
00:19I saw the window open.
00:21Trying to help you.
00:24No, excuse me, what are you doing?
00:26Protecting you.
00:29What do you mean you're protecting me, mate? You look like a condom.
00:33Hey, I'm the good guy, right?
00:35The window was open,
00:38I saw it,
00:39the window was open,
00:40and thought, hmm, somebody needs protection.
00:43So I came over,
00:45and I wanted to make sure that you couldn't climb in from here.
00:49It's...
00:51Yeah.
00:53Your fault.
00:56My fault.
00:56My fault, but, excuse me,
00:58like, I can see you, I can see you see me see you trying to come inside my house.
01:02No, the window was open.
01:05Okay, so why are you opening it more?
01:08I was just making sure nobody could get in.
01:12Okay.
01:12Not quite safe.
01:14You're not quite safe.
01:15I could almost do it.
01:18If I wasn't...
01:19I mean, if I wasn't, uh...
01:21If you didn't interrupt me,
01:24I would have been able to test the system.
01:28Mate, you're not even wearing, like, a proper ballot card.
01:31Yeah, it's in the wash.
01:32What?
01:33It's Thursday.
01:34What can I say?
01:35Okay, but why are you wearing a ski mask, then?
01:37Why are you wearing a ski mask?
01:39I like skiing.
01:42Okay, but there's no skiing here, mate.
01:44It's my house.
01:46Yeah, I know I don't want to get hurt, though.
01:48You know, there could be sharp edges.
01:52I've got to make sure that nobody can get in.
01:55Okay, but why is it any of your business?
01:57And you also shouldn't keep valuables within eyesight.
02:02You see?
02:03If I had a list, I mean, if somebody had a list,
02:08they could immediately grab, oh, I don't know,
02:12two, three grand worth of stuff here.
02:14You need a security checker.
02:17That's me.
02:18That's why I wear the white mask.
02:21Well, that because of the wash.
02:25Okay, so what are you doing now?
02:28Sorry?
02:30What are you doing now?
02:32I'm still assessing the situation, thank you very much.
02:36Okay, but I'm at home, so there is no situation.
02:42Because of me, I caught it in the act.
02:47I caught insecurity in the act.
02:49You're very insecure.
02:50But I've caught you in the act.
02:52You're trying to break in my house.
02:53No, no, assessing security.
02:56This window...
02:57No, no, no.
02:58I've caught you in the act trying to break inside my house.
03:00This window was left open.
03:03Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty.
03:06You opened it?
03:07No!
03:08I tried to see if it was a security risk.
03:12I haven't been 50 years in security for nothing, you know.
03:17So why are you dressed like a condo?
03:22To get into places I normally couldn't get into.
03:25That's how I assess security.
03:27I'm a very secure person.
03:29I'm a very secure person.
03:32No, no.
03:32It's a safe place.
03:33Yeah.
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