00:00Hello?
00:01Hi, it's Courtney. I'm ready for our date.
00:03Courtney, I've been speaking to you for the last two weeks, had long hair.
00:08Where's your hair gone?
00:10What do you mean, wear it, Scott? It was a wig.
00:14What do you mean it was a wig?
00:16It was a wig. Sometimes I wear wigs. I'm just so confused right now.
00:20Today, I chose not to wear my wig.
00:24Hang on, hang on, hang on.
00:25Hang on. All the weeks we were speaking, you never once mentioned you're wearing a wig.
00:30You never said that.
00:32I didn't think I had to mention that I was wearing a wig.
00:35I thought it was just common knowledge that sometimes girls wear wigs.
00:40That's not common knowledge. What do you mean, common knowledge?
00:44Old people wear wigs. Maybe that's common knowledge.
00:48You're catfishing me then, haven't you?
00:50You've got catfish in me, of course, Scott.
00:54No, how not? You are?
00:56I am not catfishing you.
00:58I just decided today, for our first date, I'm not going to wear a wig.
01:02Is that a problem?
01:05Well, yeah, because the girl I've been speaking to had long hair
01:08and now I'm finding out that she's been catfishing me this whole time.
01:10I mean, how would you feel if I was catfishing you?
01:14I mean, right now, I'm outside your house, but...
01:19Are you... Do you have a yacht?
01:22Because you, in your profile...
01:23What's that got to do with anything?
01:25In your profile, you were standing outside a yacht, so where's your yacht?
01:28I'm looking, I can't see anything.
01:32Okay, first of all, don't be silly.
01:34That's not even the same thing.
01:35You, you don't even look like the same person.
01:38I am the same person, so I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:41Yeah, but you don't look like it.
01:42Oh, I am the same person.
01:44So are you going to...
01:45I couldn't even recognise you until you told me your name.
01:47Oh, obviously. It's hair.
01:50It's hair.
01:52Yeah, and that's, that's a big deal.
01:54I mean, you're catfishing me.
01:55I mean, what else are you lying about then?
01:56You couldn't even tell me the truth about your hair.
01:59That is a very strong word to describe me as.
02:02Yeah, but you, you, I've...
02:04What, were you laughing?
02:05You're, you're...
02:06This is very, this is serious.
02:07I find this hilarious.
02:09I, this is so...
02:10Why?
02:12Because you're moaning about hair.
02:14There's more to life than hair.
02:16It's a wig.
02:17Come on, don't be silly.
02:20Listen, what, I, I saw you, right, when I started speaking to you, listen, when I started
02:27speaking to you, I complimented you in your hair, didn't I?
02:30Okay.
02:31And you said, yes, thank you.
02:32And I said, oh, it's so long and thick.
02:35It must be, you know, long to maintain.
02:37It must be difficult to maintain.
02:39And you said, yes.
02:40Yeah.
02:40At what point were you going to tell me it was a wig?
02:43It's a wig.
02:43It is difficult to maintain.
02:44I have to lay it down every time I want to go out.
02:47If I swear, I have to sort it out.
02:49So, of course, it is a lot to maintain.
02:51Correct.
02:52I didn't lie about that.
02:56You could have said it was a wig.
02:57I don't know.
02:58I just feel like I've been catfish, Courtney.
02:59I'll be honest with you.
03:00I don't know how I feel about going on a date with you now.
03:02The only issue with me is that I wear wigs.
03:08As far as I know, that might be the tip of the iceberg.
03:11What else don't I know?
03:13That is it.
03:14Huh?
03:15Do you even own your clothes?
03:17Are you not renting your clothes?
03:18Do those clothes belong to you?
03:19I don't know what's going on now.
03:21Renting clothes?
03:22Who rents clothes?
03:23Is your name even Courtney?
03:25Do you just borrow someone's name?
03:26I don't know what's going on now, Courtney.
03:28I don't know what to think.
03:28My license, would that satisfy you, Josh?
03:32Would it satisfy you?
03:33I mean, you probably could have faked that as well.
03:36I mean, do I even know who I'm speaking to?
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