00:00Hello!
00:01Hi! Sorry to bother you!
00:04I'm just calling because I'm done now.
00:08So I was just wondering if you could please move your car so I can get my car out.
00:14Erm...
00:15Excuse me?
00:17Your car's parked in front of my car, so I was just wondering if you wouldn't mind, because I've done
00:22now.
00:23You've done what?
00:25I'm finished. I'm done.
00:27You've finished what?
00:29I've been with my friend Mary. She lives across the way but there's nowhere to park.
00:34So you've parked on my drive?
00:36Yeah.
00:38Okay, so you've finished parking on my drive now?
00:40Yeah, I've finished now, so thank you so much. If you could just move your car and then I can
00:44get out.
00:45Okay, but I'm a little bit busy right now, but hold a minute. Who said that you could park on
00:49my drive?
00:50Well, that's okay. It doesn't matter if you're busy. It won't take a minute. And thank you for letting me
00:55park here.
00:56But I didn't really let you park here. Like, I didn't know that you were parked here.
01:02Well, no, but there was a space there, so it was all right, wasn't it? So, you know...
01:05Well, yeah, because it's my drive and I wasn't here.
01:07Yeah, but it's a parking space. It's all right, isn't it? So I parked there.
01:09But no, it's not a public parking space though, is it?
01:13No, no. No, I don't like parking in public spaces because people don't like it. They get quite funny, don't
01:18they?
01:19So, yeah, I just parked here because there was a space and it's in the same neighbourhood.
01:23So if you could just move yours and then I'll be out of your hair and on my way.
01:28But I'm busy now.
01:30Oh, okay. Well, that's fine.
01:33I'm, like, comfortable in my own home now. I've been busy. I've been working. I'm home now.
01:38Yeah, that's absolutely fine. That's absolutely fine. Just stay, you know, you can stay where you are, but just move
01:43your car for me.
01:44How am I supposed to do that? It's not, it's not a remote control, love.
01:50Well, no, you'll need your keys.
01:53Yeah, but I'm not going to get out of the house now, am I?
01:56Well, you'll need to, to move your car.
01:59But why am I going to move my car?
02:01Because it's in my way.
02:04Yeah, but you're technically in my way.
02:07No, no, no. This is your car. This is my car. I can't get out because your car is in
02:14the way. You're in the way.
02:15Yeah, but I can't, but yeah, but yeah, but I can't really get in my drive, can I?
02:20You're on your drive.
02:22Yeah, I know, but I'm not, like, inside my drive, you know? I'm, like, on it. I'm not, like, in,
02:27like, the wall barriers.
02:29I'm really sorry. I don't really understand what you're saying. I just want to get my car and go.
02:35Can you just come out and move it, please?
02:37Convenience for me by, like, parking in my place, in my private place, so I've not had to park my
02:43car more out because your car is there.
02:46I know, and it's, you know, it's not very fair that you've parked there. I know that, but it's okay.
02:51I don't mind.
02:52I'm just, I'm just really sorry. I just need you to move it now so that I can get out.
02:56For what reason?
02:59Because I need my car.
03:05And he's got a car. And I can't make it.
03:08Yeah, hilarious. It's so funny, isn't it?
03:11Yeah, I'm in bed right now.
03:14You're, uh, okay. Well, that's all right. I mean, I can't often move my car in my pyjamas, so that's
03:20all right. I don't mind. Come and move your car and then I'll be off and I'll leave you alone.
03:23All right?
03:25Yeah.
03:26Yeah.
03:27Do you not understand the problem here?
03:31Um, I do. I'm not really sure that you do, because like, your car is in my way and you
03:39seem to think I'm in your, no, the other way, who's in, you think you're, no, you think I'm in
03:45your way, but I'm not. I'm there and you're in the way and I can't move. And you are, you
03:52are confusing me. I'm not gonna lie.
03:54But if you could just move your car, please, and go home, that would be really lovely. Thank you. I've
04:00finished with your car parking space now, so I can get out of the way.
04:04All right.
04:04All right.
04:05All right.
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