00:00Do you actually think you're going to turn off and I would not notice a difference between the pictures?
00:04It's got five minutes till my date gets here. I've been using an online date and I think I've finally
00:07found an absolute 10-10. She's bad.
00:10Yeah, I'm looking to just sat in the car park waiting for her now. I'm f***ing well excited.
00:13I haven't got this some lady waiting outside. I'm going one sec.
00:17Hey!
00:17Are you alright, love? What's up?
00:18Josh!
00:19Am I in your spot?
00:19No, are you Josh?
00:21Hey, I'm Josh, yeah.
00:22Yeah, I'm wasting.
00:23What?
00:23I'm wasting.
00:24I'm wasting from your age to the loan date.
00:26Love, do me fair. I'm going to put the window up quick. Just jump in. I can't hear you.
00:29Hang on, let me put the window up first then.
00:30She's apparently Lucy, but he doesn't recognize her.
00:33What's up? What's going on?
00:35What's this small lady's got?
00:36I'm Lucy.
00:37Can you close the door? It's freezing.
00:39What's up?
00:40I'm Lucy.
00:41Oh, you're... Wait, I can't.
00:43What?
00:44Yeah, Lucy. We're in a range of up one a day.
00:46You taking the f***?
00:46No.
00:47I've just let you in the car because I thought there's some lady that needs some help or something.
00:51You are not Lucy.
00:52Yes, I'm Lucy.
00:53Of course I'm Lucy.
00:55What's the matter?
00:55Lucy?
00:56Do you think for a second that you actually look like the picture?
00:58You're not Lucy.
00:59How do I know you're Lucy?
01:01What did I say to Lucy last night?
01:02He's not going to like what he hears.
01:04You said to me, I can't wait to see you tomorrow.
01:06I'm so looking forward to it.
01:08I'll meet you at 7pm.
01:09Are you really, honestly?
01:11Yes, I am.
01:12How do you know what I have?
01:14What's the matter with you at all?
01:16You're taking the f***?
01:17What do you mean I'm taking the f***?
01:19I don't think you joke anymore.
01:20You're taking the f*** because you're wasting my time.
01:22Why are you online posing as somebody else?
01:24I'm not posing as anybody.
01:25I'm wasting my time.
01:26I'm wasting my fuel.
01:26I think you're being very, even very nasty.
01:29How is he going to get her out of his car?
01:31Do you actually think you're going to turn off and I would not notice a difference between
01:34the pictures?
01:35There's not that much difference.
01:37I've got a little filter on.
01:39Lucy, you've done more than a filter.
01:41No, I just did a little filter on.
01:43Look, you seem like a really sweet girl.
01:45A really sweet girl.
01:46However, you're not the person I thought I was going to be meeting.
01:49Well, I'm sorry, but you agreed to take me out for a date.
01:53I agreed if you look like Lucy.
01:55I do.
01:56I am Lucy.
01:57Come on.
01:58I'm tripping.
01:59Are you going to put a little filter on?
02:00Come on, please.
02:01You've never heard of all these filters.
02:03She's winding him up now.
02:05Look, do me a favour.
02:05We all use filters.
02:07Yes, exactly.
02:08No offence, but on the pictures, you look about 20 years younger.
02:11And that's-
02:12Oh, that is me.
02:13Listen, listen, sorry.
02:14Sorry.
02:15Just hang on, hang on.
02:16Right.
02:16I'm the one who's been catfished here.
02:18Okay.
02:18Catfished, mate.
02:20Look, I'm trying to be polite.
02:21Come on.
02:21Lucy, Lucy.
02:22That's so funny.
02:23Lucy, I have let you in my car.
02:25Okay.
02:25Because I actually think it's f***ing hilarious.
02:27Okay.
02:27She's lied to him.
02:29He's not going to stand for that.
02:30We've been talking for months.
02:33I know.
02:33That's why it's such a f*** take.
02:34So do me a favour, please.
02:35Just get out of the car.
02:37Get out of the car.
02:38Get out of the car.
02:38Do you know what?
02:39I needed a f***ing man anyway.
02:42Yeah, thank you.
02:42I needed somebody who looks at the pictures.
02:44Yeah, well, you know, when you grow up, then find somebody decent.
02:48I f***ing will do.
02:49I don't know how much time you've got there.
02:51What the f*** was that?
02:53Honestly, what the f***?
02:55These girls can just do f***ing anything online.
02:58Oh, well, at least I've got a good video out of it.
03:00You can see.
03:01You can see.
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