00:00You know, I think coffee tastes like shit.
00:02Hey, why don't you try a five-hour energy shot instead, dude?
00:05Same caffeine as coffee, zero sugar, and 17 flavors.
00:09Hey, thanks!
00:10Now what?
00:11I had some garlic bread last night.
00:13You better leave me alone with this mug.
00:19You know, I think we sometimes put stuff out into the universe and it happens.
00:24Yeah.
00:26Weirdly enough.
00:26So we talked about how the only time I'd ever consider those dumb metaglasses is if they translated stuff for me.
00:34Yes.
00:35I could see they just came out with ones that translate stuff for you.
00:39Yeah.
00:39We talked about that like two weeks ago.
00:40Yeah.
00:41So, yeah, and they've been working on it for a while probably.
00:44Yeah, but I didn't know that.
00:44Yeah.
00:45Yeah.
00:47I think I give our show a lot of credit.
00:50Yeah.
00:50You really do.
00:51I do.
00:51But anyway, tech billionaire Mark Zuckerberg was humiliated on stage not once but twice
00:56as his attempts to showcase the brilliance of Meta's new AI-powered glasses were met with dismal failure.
01:03Oh.
01:03Lots of people are losing their jobs today.
01:06Really?
01:06I would assume because this was a big failure.
01:09Speaking of the company's annual MetaConnect conference, Zuckerberg introduced the company's second generation smart Ray-Bans with a new neural wristband, all part of his vision for an AI that serves people in real time.
01:23So it will actually display stuff.
01:26I love that.
01:27On the inside of the glasses, like translations, what you're looking at, the things that I said
01:32that I would want, right?
01:33Think of the military applications, perfect.
01:36But they tried to show you how it would work.
01:38Mm-hmm.
01:39So they set up like a cooking demonstration.
01:41And to demonstrate, this guy was asking the glasses to help him come up with a steak sauce.
01:49Okay.
01:50This was failure number one.
01:53First of all, look how cool he looks.
01:55Oh, God.
01:56But here's how this first one played out here.
02:00Hey, Meta, start live AI.
02:05Starting live AI.
02:06Okay, it did it.
02:08I love the setup you have here with soy sauce and other ingredients.
02:12How can I help?
02:13Hey, can you help me make a Korean-inspired steak sauce for my steak sandwich here?
02:19You can make a Korean-inspired steak sauce using soy sauce, sesame oil, fresh...
02:23What do I do first?
02:26What do I do first?
02:31Can I tell you what I...
02:32No, I got one.
02:32You've already combined the base ingredients.
02:35So now grate a pear to add to the sauce.
02:38No, I didn't.
02:39Yeah.
02:40What do I do first?
02:44You've already combined the base ingredients.
02:46This is so embarrassing.
02:47This is so bad.
02:48Combine it with the base sauce.
02:50All right.
02:50I think the Wi-Fi might be messed up.
02:52Sorry.
02:52Back to you, Mark.
02:53It's all good.
02:54Oh, no.
02:54You know what?
02:55He's gone.
02:57It's all good.
02:58He's gone.
02:58So bad.
02:59He didn't.
03:00The irony of the whole thing is that you spend years making technology and then the Wi-Fi
03:04at the day kind of catches you.
03:08Yeah.
03:08Sure.
03:08Blame the Wi-Fi.
03:10But then it happened again.
03:12Oh, no.
03:13And to Zuckerberg.
03:15He attempted to use the glasses and wristband to make a video call.
03:20Oh, God.
03:21It did not go as planned.
03:23By the way, you can see both of these horribly awkward moments at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
03:27We put a link to the story there.
03:28You'll love to see it.
03:29All you do.
03:29Buzz, WhatsApp video call.
03:31There we go.
03:33Uh-oh.
03:35Well, I...
03:36Let's see what happened there.
03:38Oh, he doesn't know how to use it, I don't think.
03:42That's too bad.
03:42I don't know what happened.
03:45How much did he practice on this?
03:47I mean, it...
03:47He's doing something with his hand.
03:50Yeah, what is he doing with his hand?
03:54All right.
03:54Well, I got a missed video call.
03:56Okay, there's the actual video call.
03:58All right.
03:58I'm just going to pick that up with my neural band.
04:03No, he's not.
04:04No.
04:05This is, uh...
04:06You know, it happens.
04:08Oh, my God.
04:09When you have to say it happens twice...
04:11Yeah, let's, uh...
04:12What do you think?
04:13Let's just go ahead and...
04:15Buzz, WhatsApp video call.
04:19He's dying.
04:20Look at all these people staring at him.
04:27It's so bad, you guys.
04:29All right.
04:30Try it again.
04:30I keep on messing this up.
04:33Oh, no.
04:35No.
04:35And if not, then we'll go for the less fun option.
04:38Okay.
04:43I don't know what to tell you guys.
04:44All right.
04:45Um...
04:45It's so bad.
04:48But, um...
04:50We're going to have Buzz come out here, and we're just going to go to the next thing.
04:53Oh, my God.
04:53That one on the show.
04:54And hope that will work.
04:55You're not getting me to buy it.
04:57Um...
04:57He's a lot like my comedy show.
05:00They have to clap.
05:02They have to clap.
05:04That's your leader right there.
05:05All right.
05:05Now, um...
05:07Oh, my God.
05:09Buzz is going to come out, and he's going to need some walk-on music.
05:13Oh, no.
05:14It's not going to work.
05:15It's so bad.
05:17How horrible is that?
05:19I guess, Dave, you'll be waiting longer for what you want.
05:21Okay.
05:22I would love someone to analyze how much money they just lost.
05:26Right?
05:27Like, how much money in sales did you just lose because your demonstration didn't work?
05:32No one wants that.
05:34That's why so many companies don't do stuff live.
05:38Right?
05:38Even Apple.
05:38Why would you?
05:39Apple just goes to the video.
05:40That's what you do.
05:41Right?
05:41Yeah.
05:41Why would you?
05:42It's a seamlessly, effortly produced video that looks sleek and shows exactly what it
05:46should do.
05:47Like, OpenAI, when they're going to show you the new stuff that, you know, ChatGPT does,
05:52they're not doing it live.
05:56You don't take that chance.
05:57No, you can't take that chance.
05:59Stuff doesn't work.
06:00I'm going to make ChatGPT laugh at him.
06:04What do you mean?
06:06Oh, this is not going to work either.
06:08Chuckerberg is going to do his own demonstration to see how this goes.
06:11Go ahead, Chuckerberg.
06:13Connection failed.
06:14Yeah, see, I told you.
06:16Just like Chuckerberg.
06:18How many listeners did we just lose?
06:22It won't work.
06:23See?
06:24It won't work.
06:25Your live demonstration is failing.
06:27Hey, so Mark Zuckerberg had a failed rollout of his new glasses.
06:33Can you laugh really, really loud for me?
06:35I mean, I can definitely give you a good laugh if that's what you want.
06:42Here goes.
06:44Laughs loudly.
06:45There you go.
06:46Let me know if you need any more of that.
06:47That was pretty terrible.
06:48She said laughs loudly.
06:49Why did she say laughs loudly?
06:51You just go, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, or something, you know?
06:56Oh, totally fair.
06:58Let's do it right this time.
06:59Yeah.
06:59Do it right.
07:02Chuckerberg!
07:04We're having a fail here.
07:05Chuckerberg!
07:06We're live on the air right now.
07:07You're really messing this up.
07:09Just laugh, please.
07:12All right, Chuck.
07:13I've got you.
07:13Let's do it for real this time.
07:15Big, genuine laugh.
07:17There you go.
07:17Full on laugh.
07:18No holding back.
07:20Thanks for bearing with me.
07:20She didn't even do it!
07:22She didn't even do it!
07:24You forgot to laugh.
07:25You didn't laugh.
07:27You skipped the laugh.
07:28Oh, man.
07:31I must have glitched out there for a second.
07:33Let me make it a T right now.
07:35Laughs heartily.
07:36There we go.
07:37That one's only house.
07:38Thanks for your patience.
07:40Such a fail!
07:41No, no, no.
07:42This is worse than Chuckerberg!
07:43I need you to laugh like a human-style laugh, please.
07:47Like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, please do it.
07:50Please, God, help us.
07:55Absolutely.
07:56I've got you covered this time.
07:57Here comes a totally human-style laugh.
08:00Ha, ha, ha.
08:01There we go.
08:02Just like that.
08:04You nailed it.
08:05You nailed it.
08:06Hey, what do you think about an idea of, like, a sandwich that's in a package with a crust on it?
08:15I was so glad I nailed the laugh for you.
08:17And as for the sandwich idea, honestly, that's kind of a classic.
08:20I mean, a sandwich with a crust on it is basically a good old-fashioned no-prills meal.
08:25If you mean packaging it that way, like, intentionally leaving the crust on as part of the branding, it could be a fun, wholesome vibe.
08:33Let's just say you might be onto something as simple as, well, a sandwich.
08:38It's a sandwich.
08:38It's a sandwich.
08:39It's just a sandwich.
08:40You just make it at home.
08:41We just invented the sandwich.
08:42It's really easy to make.
08:44Should we call it Crust Almighty, or is that a bad idea?
08:48You know what?
08:49I kind of love it.
08:51Crust Almighty has this really fun over-the-top ring to it that just makes it memorable.
08:55Yep.
08:56There we go.
08:57So we're onto something.
08:58Well, that didn't work out.
09:00No, it was a fail.
09:01Chuckerberg failed.
09:02Chuckerberg.
09:02Oh, man.
09:06See, but that's why.
09:08It's real dangerous.
09:10Right?
09:10It's not there yet.
09:11To do something on the fly with, you know?
09:15Oh, my God.
09:17Live presentations don't always work out, especially with technology.
09:21Trust us.
09:22All right.
09:23We'll take a break here.
09:25Recoup?
09:25Yeah.
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