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Catch an early look at Paul Rudd and Jack Black in Anaconda, slithering into cinemas this Christmas.
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00:00AHHHHH!
00:02Action!
00:10I don't want to wait, man.
00:12Doug, what are you talking about?
00:13Let's do it.
00:15Let's reboot Anaconda.
00:17Yes.
00:18Wait.
00:19What?
00:23This is gonna be the adventure of a lifetime.
00:25We've dreamed of making this movie ever since we were kids.
00:27What does it cost to get this thing made?
00:29Two and a half million dollars.
00:30We've approved a loan for up to $9,400.
00:35Yes.
00:38We're gonna shoot it indie style.
00:40Run and gun.
00:41We need a riverboat, a script, a snake handler, and a real snake.
00:47Claire, you and I will star in it.
00:49I love you, Derek!
00:50Kenny, you shoot it.
00:51Here we go.
00:52Doug, you direct.
00:53Action!
00:54Put your face right up next to the snake.
00:56In-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.
00:57No!
00:58No!
01:02Maybe it'll be okay.
01:03Cutting.
01:07This is Anaconda, and we no longer have a snake for our snake movie.
01:12movie we have to go out in the jungle and find another one
01:26what is that oh my we're in the middle of the jungle and we are being hunted
01:39now we die it's okay you're safe i'm here
01:45keep rolling
01:51he's dead oh no what are we gonna do what if we use doug as bait to get back to the boat
02:01that's a really smart idea doug would have wanted this i'm not sure he would have wanted
02:07this oh my god the snake he's alive i thought you checked his balls i did
02:13dude he's right behind you what the hell is that one back it's a long story
02:20run
02:20on
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