00:00Action!
00:10I don't want to wait, man.
00:12Doug, what are you talking about?
00:13Let's do it.
00:15Let's reboot Anaconda.
00:17Yes.
00:18Wait.
00:19What?
00:23This is gonna be the adventure of a lifetime.
00:25We've dreamed of making this movie ever since we were kids.
00:27What does it cost to get this thing made?
00:29Two and a half million dollars.
00:30We've approved a loan for up to $9,400.
00:35Yes.
00:38We're gonna shoot it indie style.
00:40Run and gun.
00:41We need a riverboat, a script, a snake handler, and a real snake.
00:47Claire, you and I are starring in it.
00:49I love you, Derek!
00:50Kenny, you shoot it.
00:51Here we go.
00:52Doug, you direct.
00:53Action!
00:54Put your face right up next to the snake.
00:56N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n.
00:57Bro!
00:58Maybe it'll be okay.
00:59You were there, my friend.
01:00Cutting.
01:01This is Anaconda, and we no longer have a snake for our snake movie.
01:15We have to go out in the jungle and find another one.
01:20What is that?
01:21Oh.
01:22My.
01:23My.
01:24My.
01:25My.
01:26We're in the middle of the jungle.
01:27And we are being hunted.
01:28that oh my my we're in the middle of the jungle and we are being hunted now we die
01:44it's okay you're safe i'm here holy my anaconda keep rolling
01:51he's dead oh no what are we gonna do what if we use doug as bait to get back to the boat
02:02that's a really smart idea doug would have wanted this i'm not sure he would have wanted this
02:09oh my god the snake yeah he's alive i think he checked his balls he's right behind you
02:16what the hell is all about that it's a long story
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