00:00Action!
00:10I don't want to wait, man.
00:12Doug, what are you talking about?
00:13Let's do it.
00:15Let's reboot Anaconda.
00:17Yes.
00:18Wait.
00:19What?
00:23This is gonna be the adventure of a lifetime.
00:25We've dreamed of making this movie ever since we were kids.
00:27What does it cost to get this thing made?
00:29Two and a half million dollars.
00:31We've approved a loan for up to $9,400.
00:35Yes.
00:38We're gonna shoot it indie style.
00:40Run and gun.
00:41We need a riverboat, a script, a snake handler, and a real snake.
00:47Claire, you and I are starring in it.
00:49I love you, Derek.
00:50Kenny, you shoot it.
00:51Here we go.
00:52Doug, you direct.
00:53Action!
00:54Put your face right up next to the snake.
00:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:57Bro!
00:59No!
01:02Maybe it'll be okay.
01:03Cutting.
01:07This is Anaconda.
01:09And we no longer have a snake for our snake movie.
01:14We have to go out in the jungle.
01:18And find another one.
01:20What is that?
01:21Oh.
01:22My.
01:23My.
01:24My.
01:25My.
01:26My.
01:27My.
01:28My.
01:29My.
01:30My.
01:31My.
01:32My.
01:33My.
01:34My.
01:35My.
01:36My.
01:37My.
01:38My.
01:39My.
01:40My.
01:41My.
01:42My.
01:43My.
01:44My.
01:45My.
01:46My.
01:47My.
01:48My.
01:49My.
01:50My.
01:51I don't want none unless you die.
01:56He's dead.
01:57Oh, no.
01:58What are we going to do?
01:59What if we use Doug as bait to get back to the boat?
02:02That's a really smart idea.
02:05Doug would have wanted this.
02:07I'm not sure he would have wanted this.
02:09Oh, my God, the snake.
02:11He's alive.
02:12I thought you checked his pulse.
02:13I did!
02:14Oh, my God.
02:15Dude!
02:16He's right behind you!
02:17What the hell is on my back?
02:19It's a long story!
02:20Run!
02:21Ah!
02:22Ah!
02:23Ah!
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