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00:00Oh crap
00:02You alright mate?
00:04Afternoon sir, do you know why I've stopped you?
00:06No
00:08What?
00:10We were speeding sir
00:12How was I speeding?
00:14Well this is a 20 mile an hour speed limit
00:16You were doing 30, you were 10 miles over the speed limit
00:18Were you aware of that?
00:20Well no one really drives
00:2220 on a 20 mate
00:24I'm sorry?
00:26Only says drive 20 when there's schools
00:28There's school holidays right now
00:30It's got nothing to do with the school holidays sir
00:32Yeah it is because it says caution of children
00:34Caution of children yes, speed limit
00:3620 miles an hour
00:38Yeah I know but I'm saying they only have the 20 mile an hour roads
00:40Where there's schools
00:42And you're an expert on that, are you still on the road traffic act?
00:44No not really
00:46It says 30 mile an hour
00:48You say it is, it's not, it's 20
00:50No I didn't say it said 30 miles an hour
00:52The sign said 20
00:54What does that mean?
00:56They have them when it's time for school
00:58It's not school now, it's school holidays
01:00No they do not have them when it's time for school sir
01:02No they have around schools, the 20 mile an hour sign
01:04If there's a sign on the road sir
01:06It says 20 miles an hour
01:08It doesn't matter whether they're at school
01:10Whether they're at home doing their homework
01:12Or whether it's the school holidays
01:14It's 20 miles an hour
01:16You were 10 miles an hour over the speed limit
01:18It's 20
01:20Are you arguing with me sir?
01:21No I'm not arguing with you
01:22Didn't you see the sign?
01:23Yeah, no I'm
01:24I'm saying I saw the sign
01:25You saw the sign
01:26Yes
01:27But I'm saying it again
01:28And what did the sign say?
01:29The sign said
01:3020 miles an hour
01:31Caution for kids
01:32I said 20 miles an hour
01:33And what does that mean?
01:34But it also said caution for school kids
01:35Yes, 20 miles an hour
01:36And also
01:37Caution for school kids
01:38But there's no school kids right now
01:39How do you know?
01:40Because the school is finished
01:42How do you know they're not going for extracurricular activities?
01:44But that's just
01:45That's not my fault though is it?
01:46You're not your fault sir?
01:47Yeah but I'm saying
01:48But yeah but
01:49But what I'm trying to say is
01:50No one drives 20 on a 20
01:52I certainly do
01:53And everyone I advise to does
01:54So you want to break the law do you?
01:56No I haven't yeah you didn't
01:57Because then like you then sped up to then
01:58To then pull me over
01:59I'm not discussing this with you sir
02:01What I do is none of your business
02:02You were speeding
02:03I'm doing you for speeding
02:05That's it
02:06Yeah but what I'm saying is yeah
02:07It wasn't even like I was speeding that much
02:09I don't care
02:10What
02:11You were speeding
02:12No no no I wasn't
02:13I wasn't
02:14Yes you were
02:15Anyway you're getting a ticket
02:16You're going to get
02:17You're going to get a ticket for this
02:18I was going to get the correct speed limit
02:19You're going to get points on your licence
02:20You can go to a speed awareness course
02:22Possibly
02:23And that's that
02:24But what I'm saying is yeah
02:25Is usually there's a 20
02:27What's your name sir?
02:28It doesn't matter what my name is
02:29Oh you have to tell me your name sir
02:30No I don't
02:31Yeah you do actually
02:32Why?
02:33Well I'll arrest you otherwise
02:34Arrest me for what?
02:35For obstructing the law
02:36But I'm not corrupting anything
02:37You're obstructing the law by not giving me your name
02:39I'll see your driving licence please
02:41But I don't have a woman
02:42You don't have your driving licence with you
02:44Why?
02:45Do you not realise there's an offence not to carry a driving licence with you?
02:47Since since
02:48So that's two offences you've committed today
02:49Speeding and not having a driving licence
02:51Oh dear oh dear oh dear
02:52You're not doing too well are you?
02:53Yeah but the thing is what I'm saying is
02:55What else are you hiding sir?
02:56I'm not hiding anything
02:57Well let's see now
02:58Let's see
02:59Are we uh
03:00Can you open the door please sir?
03:01For what reason?
03:02Open the door please
03:03Open the door please
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