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Taskmaster NZ (2020) Season 6 Episode 7- Community Hip-Hop
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00:00Oh
00:30and welcome to taskmaster my name is Jeremy Wells join me in welcoming my five
00:41favorite comedians of the season ladies and gentlemen Alice Nedden Brie Thomas L Jack
00:50Ansex Jackie Van Beek and Pat Sasati and beside me a man who's asked me to adopt
01:02him so many times I've lost count an act that his real dad calls hurtful and
01:08generally upsetting ladies and gentlemen Paul Williams
01:13sorry I'm late I thought you were gonna be in the wheelie bin why would I be in
01:28a wheelie but I don't know why that's there sorry okay what's tonight's prize
01:37task pack up the car and throw me the keys tonight we've asked our contestants to
01:42bring in the best thing to take on a road trip first let's go to Brie you look
01:49like a man who loves to run a cleaner nurse am I right I try to I knew it which
01:55is why I've bought in this that Jeremy is a portable bidet I didn't want to bring
02:05in something that I haven't tested and so if we can roll the clip
02:11it's a portable bidet
02:18it's a portable bidet
02:21yeah
02:25oh damn is that big
02:27up my nose
02:29speaking from experience you can get the same result with your electric toothbrush
02:39yeah
02:41Jack what did you bring in I brought in my grandfather so that you can go through the carpool lane yeah here he is
02:52yes um
02:53um
02:55for any viewers who aren't familiar
02:58New Zealand has uh T2 lanes where you need two people in the car
03:02to be allowed to drive in them
03:04should have mentioned that up the top but
03:06it's so important to be respectful of the dead but you would get a ticket
03:10you sure about that Alice yes I'm sure
03:12100%
03:13whoa
03:14this is so exciting for me
03:16I know for a fact you would not get a ticket because I asked Auckland Transport and they sent me back a statement
03:24um here it is
03:26this is a pretty grey and dusty area
03:30incorrect use of a T2 lane can result in a $150 infringement fine however Auckland Transport likes to think outside the box
03:38and we feel your grandad has probably earned the rights
03:42oh
03:43shocking
03:44to travel in a T2 lane
03:45safe travels and it's nice to know your grandad has had a grave influence on your daily commute
03:50wow
03:51what the hell
03:52amazing
03:53thank you
03:54I mean that's bullshit
03:55what was that again Alan
03:56no
03:57Jackie what did you bring in
03:59well I Jeremy love a road trip
04:02and sometimes I just like to go A to B
04:04so I like to take a camelback
04:06I'm also a tramper I come from a family of trampers we have five of these so what I do
04:11what I do is I attach the camelback if I'm driving for example to the back of my driver's seat
04:16just so the things just dangling here and I can just keep drinking and then to the second picture of course we all wear one of these
04:23so there is no reason to stop it's an incontinence nappy the five of us will wear one of these when it's a destination journey
04:32when did you stop being an underwear model Jim
04:35oh yeah
04:37what did you bring in packs?
04:39I brought this
04:42I panicked
04:45you have kids?
04:46yes
04:47how old are your kids?
04:4815 and 13
04:49are they still annoying?
04:50oh absolutely
04:51yeah
04:52they're particularly annoying annoying on drives
04:54sure
04:55arguing asking for shit
04:57like a cat
05:00shut up
05:02this is a bad one
05:05okay Alice
05:06what did you bring in?
05:07so what I went with is you know
05:08I wanted something very practical
05:10something that could solve any problem
05:12what's the thing that can solve any problem?
05:14Google
05:15almost
05:16it's fire
05:18so that is a flint or a fire starter
05:22you know maybe as an exercise you could ask me a sort of problem that might arise
05:26on the road
05:28flat flat tyre
05:29flat tyre
05:30I've been thinking about this
05:31so you pull over to the side of the road you start a little fire
05:34what brings more people to you than starting a fire?
05:37because you know your phone can die
05:39your GPS can die
05:41your grandad
05:42your grandad can die
05:44so I'm just saying there's something to be said for what I'm suggesting here
05:49look I'm struggling to give out points here but I guess I have to give out some points
05:52packs you get one for bringing in a spray bottle
05:55yeah
05:56two for Alice
05:58you're never going to use those on a road trip
05:59I got three points for Brie for the portable bidet
06:03four points for Jack but it would have been easier just to get a friend to sit in your car in the T2 lane
06:08five points for Jackie because as a grown-up myself who has used a man nappy
06:13yep
06:14there is something very very pleasurable about letting yourself go in a nappy as an adult
06:18thank you Jeremy
06:19so five points for Jackie
06:20thank you Jeremy
06:21thank you Jeremy
06:22Paul
06:25Paul
06:26let's get to the first proper task of the show
06:28let's hit the club and have a ball
06:31hi Paul
06:32hello Brie
06:33great to see you
06:34how are you this side of Christmas
06:35do I go down the stairs?
06:36just stay there please
06:37oh okay
06:38where's the task?
06:39oh the task is down there
06:40yeah
06:41you want me to point it on up eh Paul?
06:42oh
06:43yes please
06:44yes please
06:45yes please
06:46do I go down the stairs?
06:47just stay there please
06:48oh okay
06:49where's the task?
06:50oh the task is down there
06:51yeah
06:52you want me to point it on up eh Paul?
06:54oh
07:00okay get the ball in the hole
07:04where's the hole?
07:05it's on the course
07:06for every handbag that you are wearing when you get the ball in the hole
07:1030 seconds will be deducted from your time
07:12if the ball goes off the course
07:14Paul will place your ball back at the starting spot
07:16and 90 seconds will be added to your time
07:19you may not leave this walkway
07:21fastest wins
07:22your time starts now
07:26oh
07:27don't get dizzy Paul
07:28I won't
07:29get the ball in the hole
07:30ah
07:31ah where's the ball?
07:32ah
07:33and what does the handbag mean?
07:34all the information you need is in the task
07:36I've dropped it
07:37I don't know what to tell you
07:43so the basic idea is that you've got the golf club
07:47it's going around and around
07:48you're trying to get the ball in the hole
07:50and try and pick up some bags and wear them at the same time
07:52so simple
07:53who's handbag wearing and golf club swinging
07:56are we going to see first Paul?
07:57it's time for the two contestants we pay slightly more than the other three
08:01it's Jack and Pax
08:03brilliant
08:04brilliant
08:05okay
08:06what's this a Gucci?
08:07oh
08:08hey
08:10here we go
08:12oh man my perception is getting all out of whack
08:14I'm going to knock this
08:16this way first
08:18and we'll see how that gets us
08:20the ball's gone off the track
08:21has it?
08:22stay
08:23nah
08:24nah
08:25ah
08:26no I hit it too hard
08:27hit the bag
08:28and stay
08:29ah
08:30no
08:31no
08:32no
08:33no
08:34oh
08:35thank god
08:36go
08:37go
08:38no
08:39come on whitey
08:40oh no
08:41sorry about the flag
08:46ah
08:47just calm control
08:48don't panic
08:50don't panic
08:51don't panic
08:52don't panic
08:55do you ever support a father?
08:56yes
08:57can you pretend to be him?
08:58and I'm you
08:59are you playing golf are you Paul?
09:01yeah
09:02dad I am
09:03you don't usually call me dad you call me Gary
09:04sorry daddy
09:05no I
09:06no you don't call him daddy
09:07definitely not
09:08you're just guiding it
09:09and you just stay calm and controlled
09:11just stay calm and controlled
09:12you just stay calm and controlled
09:14stay calm and controlled
09:16and don't lose the plot
09:19I'm really struggling daddy
09:21no Gary
09:22Gary
09:23daddy
09:24not daddy
09:25no
09:26and
09:27there we're in
09:28we're in
09:29oh yeah
09:30oh yeah
09:31oh no
09:32no
09:33no
09:35I wanna cry
09:36can I cry?
09:43did I get you in the dick?
09:44a little bit
09:45good
09:47oh sorry
09:48that's okay
09:49I wouldn't hurt you
09:50deliberately
09:51yeah who would do that
09:52I'm not angry by the way
09:53I'm really happy
09:54I'm really happy
09:55I'm really happy to be here
09:56please
09:59I've stopped the clock
10:00come on
10:01yes
10:02yes
10:03yes
10:04no
10:05yes
10:06yes
10:07I just wanna apologise
10:08for flinging a bag into your penis
10:10it seemed to do the trick
10:11honestly seeing you in pain
10:12is the motivation I needed
10:14to finish this task
10:15thank you Jack
10:16see ya
10:17ah
10:18ah
10:23tax
10:24well I noticed something about you
10:25when you get frustrated
10:26either you sing songs
10:27yeah I sing songs
10:28or you scream
10:29yeah
10:30it's a cultural thing
10:31yeah yeah yeah
10:32yeah
10:33is that also why you weren't
10:34putting handbags on
10:35is that sort of a cultural thing
10:36no that's a
10:37dumb dumb thing
10:38right
10:39yeah yeah yeah
10:40it was interesting as well
10:41because genuinely
10:42behind the scenes
10:43for the last few days
10:44you have been talking about
10:45how you think
10:46if you just put a little bit more
10:48effort into your golf
10:49you could turn pro
10:51oh yeah
10:52yeah
10:53that's what he said
10:54I told you that
10:55in confidence
10:56he said the same thing to me
10:57about basketball
10:58yeah
10:59yeah
11:00so time wise
11:01they were actually
11:02incredibly close
11:03aww
11:04that's so annoying
11:05but this is before any
11:06add-ons or subtractions
11:07oh yeah
11:08yeah
11:09but their initial times
11:10Pax was 23 minutes 47 seconds
11:12oh don't
11:14don't
11:15Jack was 24 minutes 43 seconds
11:18so just under a minute slower
11:20but then
11:21Pax was wearing zero handbags
11:23and he went into the water
11:25three times
11:26which takes his total to
11:2728 minutes 17
11:29okay
11:30Jack went into the water
11:31three times as well
11:32but he was wearing seven handbags
11:34oh wow
11:35which takes his total to
11:3625 minutes 43
11:38respectable
11:39well
11:40good
11:41yeah
11:42thank you
11:43yeah
11:44alright stop right now
11:45thank you very much
11:46I need somebody to sell me some products
11:48we'll see you after the break
11:49thank you
11:50thank you
11:51thank you
11:52thank you
11:53thank you
11:55thank you
12:00no my
12:01welcome back to Taskmaster
12:04before the break
12:05our comedians were trying to play
12:06golf on a spinning platform
12:07several meters below them
12:09below them for every handbag they were wearing when they got the ball in the
12:13hole time would be taken off and every time they knocked the ball off the
12:17platform time would be added so far Jack is in the lead with 25 minutes and Pax
12:23is in last with 28 minutes he refused to wear any handbags because of toxic
12:27masculinity up next here's Bree and Alice
12:36oh my god what do you got in there
12:47all righty so then you just gotta put it in there
12:53shot oh god this is gonna be a long wait around if I don't get it straight in this hole
12:59no no I feel like I'm doing a pretty good job and I can't imagine anyone kind of doing better
13:07shut up
13:15at least I look cool in all these tasks that's the main thing
13:18no stop it
13:24oh oh no I don't love being shot from that angle you know from what angle that they're quite far down
13:30below don't stop it stop it oh you bastard
13:41it's not about the destination it's about the journey
13:44and what you learn along the way what have you learned along the way that I'm not very good
13:48at a lot of these things can you go grab the ball for me and put it in the hole
13:52into the water trap yeah
13:57Into the water trap yeah
14:12Stop the clock
14:19Bye
14:21Brie you were very handbag focused
14:28Yeah I at one point was choking myself because I'd put like three handbags around my neck
14:34And Paul kept telling me to put more on
14:38And I think he liked it in some weird fetish way
14:43There's a whole community of us
14:48Should we look at times
14:54Brie's initial time 15 minutes 54
14:58Ooh wow
15:00She was wearing five bags total when she sunk the ball
15:04And she went into the water once
15:06For a total of 14 minutes 54
15:09Wow
15:10Very nice
15:13Then Alice she went into the water zero times
15:18And was wearing nine bags
15:21Meaning her total time was 6 minutes 34
15:24Are you kidding me?
15:27You could go pro
15:29I could go pro
15:32I'm real off right now
15:35One more goal for Paul
15:39Correct Jeremy
15:40Last but not least it's Jackie Van Beek
15:42Um okay
15:45Oh man
15:48Oh man
15:50Come on
15:52Oh you're going the other way
15:55I'm trying to play the long game
15:56Because now I'm going to crack us on bags
15:58Don't tell me that went into the
15:59It's getting quite close
16:00Whoopsies
16:05We've got a bag in the moat
16:06Don't let that go into the moat
16:10I have some good news and some bad news
16:12Yeah
16:12Good news is your ball didn't go into the moat
16:14The bad news
16:16Climate change is real
16:17Do not talk to me unless you're being near school
16:19Could you put a few more balls down?
16:22No sorry
16:22Just so I've got a few more options
16:24Okay
16:27Don't worry Paul
16:28Don't worry about it
16:29Sorry the ball's all spilled
16:31Okay just relax
16:34Don't touch those waves
16:36Don't touch those waves
16:37Don't touch those waves
16:37Don't touch those waves
16:39I think it's about confidence
16:40Definitely
16:41Yeah
16:45What I've learnt is it's not all about confidence
16:47It's maybe partly about aim and skill
16:50It's also aim and skill
16:51this is it that was it that was it that was it i think i got the ball in the hole of the moat
17:07a whole lot of fun what a whole lot of fun in one old time we had hole in one hole in one long
17:15long afternoon of fun let's stop the clock okay so you're happy with that very very happy okay
17:19thank you did i not complete the task no i don't think so oh no i didn't remember that
17:29uh her logic was that she got a hole in one in the sense that she had a whole lot of fun in one
17:37afternoon hey
17:41and good for you jackie thank you so much jeremy yeah so how long did jackie take to
17:49not do the task she only attempted the task for 15 minutes and 42 seconds
17:54i think i was hungry i'm trying to remember because i have a very fast metabolism and when
18:03when i need to eat because so i don't get nasty like these guys get sports should be for everyone
18:09except jackie i do i do community hip-hop every tuesday 6 30 to 7 30
18:16i do i'm a fantastic sports person the amount of times you have brought up the fact that you do
18:28community hip-hop i do she was doing it out the back every single day i hear about how you do
18:35community hip-hop because i do like pot lock yeah that stuff all that stuff
18:40i'm ready to score it paul so jackie did not complete the task no zero points because if you
18:48don't complete the task you get zero points that's the rule but pax should get two and then we go three
18:52for jack four for brie okay and five for alice well done all right how are the scores looking so far
19:01paul unbelievably tight we have a three-way tie all on seven alice brie and jack oh no
19:09nice anyone's going all right should we have another task paul we sure should jeremy it's time for the
19:18old razzle dazzle hello g'day hi i'm alice g'day hi i'm jill nice to meet you i'm alan nice to meet
19:37you yeah lovely to meet you my grandfather's name was alan that's nice that's a good story
19:43well this is awkward oh we oh yeah we should we should open this do these belong to you
19:50don't think so no okay dazzle these senior citizens are you comfortable being called that
19:57well it's true oh okay all right oh well i'd say you're uni students most dazzled senior citizens
20:04wins you have 30 minutes to prepare and one minute to dazzle your time starts now i think we should
20:12leave you guys to prepare get them out of here please please please leave how do you feel about
20:17don't listen to that please don't answer that never heard of her
20:22jack i could be wrong here but you seem genuinely frightened by those senior citizens and then you
20:31yelled at them and told them to leave no i mean i was quite confident i was going to nail this task
20:36because i've been hanging out with two senior citizens all day oh come on which team's up
20:42first paul let them entertain you it's alice and brie do you know what i think my parents are always
20:49quite impressed by my proficiency with technology oh like maybe if we got a big tv and we mirrored
20:56something to it all we need then is a big screen tv okay an ipad a bunch of photos of jill and ellen
21:05could you give them a 10 minute tour of the house this is the um bar area we'll hide and surreptitiously
21:11take photos of this is nice that's the outdoor bathtub wow this is the caravan gets quite hot in
21:19summer okay and this is the shed we've got trophies and drums golf basically it's got it all it's kind
21:26of all we have time for us razzle dazzle baby have a seat please and prepare to be dazzled
21:34hi hi jill hi alan hello now do you guys happen to have a phone on you just wow look at that okay
21:42so i'm going to show you how to airdrop something airdrop wow check that out do i accept please
21:49accept now look at that wow what did you get alan my back wow and it's a swipe across oh jill's back
21:57they've just gone from alice's phone into alan's phone just like that now that should be enough to
22:06dazzle you i know but there's more what i'm about to do is take something that is on my
22:12laptop and with one cable and this adapter i'm going to transfer it to the tv wow wow
22:20i mean i don't know about you but i feel razzled and also dazzled and then we can just take this
22:28with us so now we can go put this on another tv can't we we can we probably won't but we could
22:33yeah thank you
22:39whoa you were treating jill and alan like they'd been beamed in from medieval times jeremy that would
22:48be amazed at the fact that you could do bluetooth magic these are people who have presumably survived
22:54survived the war which which war exactly name any of them
23:01technology has advanced well beyond what they were certainly used to alan did tell me he knew how to
23:10screen share his computer paul shut up paul he watches football matches on the tv okay it's time for
23:19some ads and if you're anything like brie and alice you'll probably enjoy them because they think
23:23it's dazzling to put literally anything on the television we'll see you after this
23:28no my animal welcome back to taskmaster before the break our comedians were trying to dazzle some
23:44senior citizens something we're always keen to do here at taskmaster because they're a valuable
23:50demographic for network television up next attempting to dazzle jill and alan it's the jacks and packs
23:57they want to be dazzled they want to be impressed by us what skills do we have between us i can do
24:01one card trick well yep i can eat an entire raw onion okay it's a one minute variety show are you ready
24:27i want you to pick a card any cards okay now look at it and remember it okay yes and now i want you
24:45to push it in there give it a big push and now i'm going to give it the big gigolo jack smack bang
24:51and now is that your card that is please put these on for safety one raw onion
25:04behold mother nature's onion also just known as an onion it's an onion
25:17holy shit i really regret this
25:21an onion
25:25i'm done
25:31and that was the show we thank you for coming yeah get up get up
25:41and to yourselves you only ate half of it
25:53wow beautiful introduction there jackie thank you i could see i i think i knew what you were doing
26:01there you were channeling debbie dawday from burgundy's no no no no she was channeling uh community hip-hop
26:06yeah yeah it's kind of community hip-hop cabaret and did you see ellen's face because when jackie
26:12started dancing he thought jackie was going strip i saw his eyes that was he was hopeful that he was
26:20going to see jackie's tits yeah i would have shown him my tits if i thought you should have shown him
26:28me too get him in get him in now we'll do it now we'll razzle dazzle the out of that guy
26:36well i mean i'm here to i'm here to judge the task i seriously thought this team here i thought for this
26:41whole series i think they're just destined to lose every single team task this is one of the great
26:45redemption stories of taskmaster oh wow two points for you guys five points for the team of
26:59i love you yes i love you i love you you remember that
27:02bullshit i say we i say we get out pax's onion and you guys cry us a river
27:07okay i'm ready for another task paul you got it jeremy domino is a latin word meaning to the master
27:26so as the assistant domino it brings me great joy to present to you a task involving a fellow domino
27:37you're right here paul you're right here paul hello pax jack domino's
27:51was i meant to do that you never know what's part of it do you
27:54knock over the domino in the lab you must be on the spot when you begin your attempt you may only
28:09touch one thing during your attempt what you may not move the domino or the starting spot longest time
28:18between the attempt beginning and the domino falling wins so you want to be slow
28:25really slow you have 40 minutes or until you successfully knock over the domino
28:29your time starts now where is the domino in the lab okay well i'm going to go to the lab okay
28:35you just say beep if that's a really bad idea okay i could also just say that's not a good idea
28:40okay paul so it seems to me that this task has been carefully created to get our contestants to
28:51set up a series of dominoes that go all the way from the second floor down the stairs into the lab
28:57is that right yes to knock over the large domino in the lab who are we going to see first attempting
29:02to knock over a domino it's brie domicelle do we have do we have a set of dominoes
29:11that's not going to be a math ball dominoes with things that aren't dominoes
29:16this is the plan books books is the plan just be careful paul oh
29:22it works i can throw a ball paul yes new plan try and get the books down here and then i'm going
29:33to start pegging balls down here to hit it okay that's the bible
29:39good catholic girl the bible wouldn't screw me over would it oh no no no no no oh
29:47shit it was the freaking bible i knew jesus hated me my physics are right
29:54you should hit this and hit those books are we ready for new zealand
29:58what happened what happened you gotta be kidding me paul you ready ready
30:21it's gone over the top again paul hold on
30:28you're joking i'm happy with that okay see you paul thank you brie
30:46so how long did it take brie from the start of her attempt launching the ball to the the domino
30:52falling over in the lab 21 seconds wow i'll take it so the longer the better so 21 seconds not bad
31:00at this point it's the best all right just as one falling domino must lead to the fall of another
31:06so too must the end of one part of taskmaster lead to an ad break we'll see you after this
31:22welcome back to taskmaster where five comedians are giving up their dignity in the hopes of winning
31:29some adult nappies and a dead man's ashes where we report our comedians were attempting to knock
31:35over the domino in the lab starting on the stairs the goal is to take as long as possible from your
31:42attempt starting to the domino falling over so far we've seen brie knock over the domino with a b-ball and
31:48the b-ball the bible up next it's pax and jackie i need to blindfold you can you see no okay so all i
32:02need a very thin invisible fishing line and stop handrail is here wait there it's almost invisible it is
32:14isn't it yeah i can see how fish fall for it all right okay okay i'm starting now one step forward
32:29i'm still trying
32:32guys taking ages now stop now tell me your five favorite films is this part of the attempt yeah
32:42it's taking so long are you still there yes number three home alone two lost in new york
32:51okay i'm starting to become a bit taut and stop rank bread rice pasta noodles or potato
33:03it's really tough i know it is really tough how long's that been so far i can't say
33:09you know what just like how has it been over a minute i can't say sorry
33:16now open the curtain in front of you
33:21kick your left leg forward fast
33:28finish
33:28with the fishing line i think the question is so where does the attempt start so she was claiming
33:42when she started the motion that was the start and when the domino fell yes because i very carefully
33:46carefully left left slack all the way up is it technically touching the domino to be touching
33:52something that's touching the domino just out of interest i have no horse in this race well you
33:58do have a horse yeah well then as a person with a horse in the race does it count we'll get to that
34:04i think at the judging time and we'll work that out pax why were you asking him those questions on
34:10the way down just curious oh your your list for the five carbs i remember it being weird i was ranking
34:17them based on on their own without so rice like without a curry by that logic i thought potatoes
34:24could be a french fry
34:26i love it when white people sync up you like to know their times love to hear their times thanks
34:35paul so jackie's attempt took one minute 12 seconds pax eight minutes 32. wow nice
34:45well done okay whose domino descender we're seeing next paul will they dominate the dominoes or will
34:50they dominot it's alice and jack oh wow it's a big one okay hold that there would you okay can you
35:00stretch to hold this one as well do you reckon no all right i'm going to the shed look for some
35:06equipment okay i'll get a ball and then we make a trail maybe this would slowly fill with water
35:14and push that out there all right we're just going to start bringing some balls into the house
35:19tub there what's the wheelbarrow for it's going to have all the balls on it do you want to go stand
35:25on the balcony i'll throw the hose at you uh-huh oh i touched it yes i am going to do a tester
35:40not ideal okay give me a hand with this tell me if you need a break i need a break
35:49so you want it to be a ramp on the stairs spectacular okay let's go have a test run eh okay geronimo
35:57so then you go through that door no oh i'm feeling deflated taking some more all right i'll do a test
36:15what happened i lost my call i'm sorry you've got five minutes i've got a last minute idea
36:30i'll start the hose on your signal what's my signal you yell to me okay okay are you at the hose
36:42alice
36:49alice yeah what are you doing i'm waiting for you to put the hose on i'm waiting for the signal
36:55the signals now we'll yell when the signal is oh i said hose
37:02come on all the way all the way
37:07okay one more try oh paul it's starting to flood
37:11seven days i touch the hose i've released the ball
37:24come on
37:25i think that's the end of my attempt what happened it's hard to describe exactly where i
37:37went wrong but i think at multiple stages over and over again thank you alice thank you paul
37:44both of you started with quite lofty ideas of how you were going to do it and in the end it
37:56boiled down to a pretty simple idea of just kicking a ball down and hoping that it ran over the domino
38:01i think we should focus on the fact that the task was knock over the domino longest attempt wins
38:10i rest my case
38:15alice i enjoyed when you were carrying the table and you said paul if you're looking for a break just
38:20and then you immediately needed a break
38:24i just wanted to introduce the concept of a break
38:29so those guys didn't finish the task yes so alice and jack failed to knock over the dominoes yeah
38:34brie 21 seconds jackie one minute 12 seconds packs eight minutes and 32 seconds okay so in terms
38:44of the scoring it's zero for alice zero for jack because they didn't complete the task three for
38:49brie four for jackie five for pax society
38:53right it's time for a break but don't go anywhere because when we come back it's the moment we've
39:03all been waiting for the incredible event we've been building towards for years that's right it's the
39:0957th live task of taskmaster new zealand see you soon
39:27if you're just joining us i hope you're a fan of live tasks because that's the only bit we've got
39:33left but before we get there paul could you give us a school board update please
39:37in first place with 14 points jackie van beek
39:43head on up to the stage for the live task everyone let's get into it
39:51right who's reading out the task this time paul jackie van beek oh dear
39:58do you want me to um i can bite it off i'm gonna get these off i'm gonna get these off
40:01uh unbox the box oh and deliver its contents to the sandbox you must correctly wear your boxing gloves
40:14throughout first to unbox the items and deliver it to the sandbox wins on my whistle
40:20i've got it i don't have it i think i've got it oh paul you bastards oh there's more than one
40:37there's more than one where is it oh jesus can you guys oh there's multiple i thought there was one
40:49no oh no oh they're real eggs
41:05pax don't be a bully don't talk to me
41:10you you dumb dumb head no pax that's what a bully would say shut up okay up on stage please
41:19oh
41:21is that mine
41:24oh take it down brie finish the task i'm sorry brie do you need it okay you got it
41:41oh great come on down and we'll score it
41:49okay okay so two of our contestants did not get all four eggs into the sandbox there was four
42:01pax got three out of four eggs brie only two out of four eggs
42:05of the other three it's about the fastest jackie 22 seconds happy with that alice 19 seconds
42:14oh unhappy you're taking the puff jack 40 seconds
42:24so that means one point for brie two points for pax three points for jack four points for jackie and
42:30five points for alice snedden okay so should we have a sneaky little peek paul at the series scores of course
42:41out and first with 111 points
42:43out and first with 111 points jackie van beek
42:49nice how does she do it so who has won this episode though paul that means the
42:55winner of episode seven with a monster 18 points it's jackie van beek
43:02congratulations jackie
43:05go and collect your excellent load trip items and be sure to have the best possible drive home
43:12another episode filled with incredible lessons we've learned that jackie van beek is an adult hip hopper
43:18and no one's crutch is safe around packs and a golf club and most importantly we've learned that jackie van beek
43:27is the winner of episode seven we'll see you next time
43:32jackie piano good night
43:53perform a party trick
43:55oh yeah i just wanted to get those chuzzies and just
44:03bingo i will never forgive you brides manifesto has fallen on hard times huh
44:09i know for a fact she's not fallen on hard times
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