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00:00Previously, things got beefy with Sam and Louie.
00:04Me and Sam went for a little friendly drink after.
00:07You see, you boy.
00:09And a meaty revelation from Liv.
00:11Me and Louie, I've stayed with him probably about three times now.
00:14Oh.
00:15Oh, yeah, we look so cool.
00:17Tonight!
00:18Four birds.
00:19Hallelujah!
00:20Confessions!
00:21I want to be, like, open and honest with you about what's been going on outside of the agency.
00:25Shocks!
00:26And a pair of battling cocks.
00:30I might take your girl just for banter now.
00:32Azazelette!
00:33Have you ever had clonic irrigation?
00:36No!
00:37Did you tell me to give it a tug?
00:39Dating!
00:40I didn't catch a man.
00:41I didn't catch a fish.
00:42And I didn't catch an STI.
00:44Make an effort, Donna.
00:56Oh.
00:57Welcome to Celebs Go Dating.
00:59The show with the most self explanatory title since the news at 10.
01:03And news just in.
01:04The agents are already in and finalising an agency away trip.
01:08Mr Paul C Brunson has grand plans to shake things up.
01:12I think we need to shake things up, don't you?
01:15Yeah, I did just say that, Paul.
01:17This is the perfect time for an away trip.
01:19So, we've got the five celebs going.
01:21We've got Donna, Kerry, Louis, Liv and Sam.
01:25And Sam, yes.
01:26That's a good group.
01:27Liv being there and Louis being there.
01:30That'll be interesting.
01:31We're past the halfway point of this year's agency and there's a lot to untangle.
01:35This is the perfect time to get the celebs out of the city and I'll be tagging along to help them get set up.
01:41Mark and John won't be coming because they have dates in London.
01:44Drive safely.
01:45Uh, I won't be driving.
01:46I'll be driven.
01:47Oh.
01:50While Paul pops off for a tactical pre-taxi piss, here comes a man who's not too bougie to walk from the nearest tube.
01:57It's S Club John.
01:59All helps the budget.
02:00Cheers for that, mate.
02:01Hello, celebrity dating agency.
02:03Hi, it's John.
02:05Hello, John.
02:06Come in.
02:07You're so golden.
02:09You're so golden.
02:14You're so golden.
02:19Oh, John.
02:21There he is.
02:22Oh, hello, John.
02:24How are you, John?
02:25I'm great.
02:26You're in harmony with Anna today, sartorially.
02:30Exactly the same blue.
02:32Fantastic.
02:33Did you hear the, um, church bells when you were outside?
02:36I think it's a wedding.
02:37Oh, maybe.
02:38Would you ever get married?
02:39I wanted to get married in the woods.
02:41Like, have one of those sort of...
02:43Oh, my God.
02:44Like a forest wedding.
02:45I'd actually officiate if you did that.
02:47Would you?
02:48I could think of no one better.
02:49Well, if you need a man to hang bunting on the tree tops and scare away the squirrels,
02:53I can think of no one better than this guy.
02:59Yep, the beast is back on the prowl.
03:02Looking forward to a second date with Deanna.
03:04I remember she's a pescatarian, so I'd better not order a steak.
03:07It's only courtesy.
03:09Better not call her Deanna either, given her name's Deanne.
03:12Only courtesy.
03:16Mark isn't my usual type, but I'm 56 and my usual type hasn't got me anywhere.
03:24On the last date, we seem to have clipped.
03:29Personality-wise, I would say the date was the best date I've ever had.
03:35Jesus Christ, get in, Mark.
03:37This is yours to lose now.
03:38You hear the footsteps.
03:40I could. You look amazing.
03:43The beast rises again.
03:45Wow.
03:46It's great to see Deanna again.
03:48Like a lot of men, I talk too much and listen too little.
03:52So I'm trying my best to pay attention to her
03:55and pick up as much information as possible.
03:59Thank you very much.
04:01So I didn't ask you too much about your family then, so...
04:05I've got a son who's 40.
04:07Say what?
04:08How?
04:09I know.
04:10I was very young.
04:11And I've got a granddaughter who's 18.
04:14Hold tight, Gilfala.
04:16Respect.
04:17I think I could say, and no-one's going to contradict me,
04:21you're the most glamorous of grandmothers in that case.
04:24Good work, Mark.
04:26Gonna have broccoli and chips for a balanced meal.
04:29Yeah.
04:30I'd just have some of your chips.
04:32Oh.
04:33Yeah, I don't think the beast shares chips.
04:37What are you having, the thick ones or the thin ones?
04:39Er, I don't mind, actually.
04:41I like chunky ones.
04:42Oh, yes, here we go, Mark.
04:44Read the signals.
04:45This is looking good.
04:48Sounds good.
04:49I think the dirty talk might have to wait until he's eaten.
04:52That boy needs carbs.
04:56Over at Love HQ, S Club John is still being prodded and probed by Tom.
05:00Come on, mate, leave him alone.
05:02He's got sexy tea to spill to the agents.
05:05Hello?
05:06Hey, tea.
05:07Is John ready for us?
05:09Yes, he is.
05:10OK, send him up, babe.
05:12All right, darling.
05:13Bye.
05:15Oh, they're ready out there.
05:17Lovely-dobly.
05:19I am really excited to talk to John today.
05:22Oh, yeah.
05:23Just this whole situation with Jordan.
05:24I mean, it just seems to be motoring.
05:26I'm going to need details.
05:29Straight in!
05:30Hey!
05:31You guys match!
05:32Yeah.
05:33We do.
05:34I mean...
05:35How are you guys?
05:36Well, we're a little bit overexcited.
05:37OK.
05:38The fact that you just literally shot in that door
05:40is giving us vibes that things might be going quite well in your world, or...?
05:45They are.
05:46Very well.
05:47Very, very well.
05:48After a blinder of a blind date, S Club John picked Jordan to meet again.
05:52I'm going to go for Jordan.
05:55Where the lip-smacking continued for the not-so-shy-anymore pop star.
05:59So you can try again?
06:00I'm not kissing you.
06:01Yeah.
06:05One of them's got very squeaky lips.
06:08Sounds like me trying to cream a pile.
06:16Give us the tea.
06:17I was a little bit nervous, to be honest.
06:18OK.
06:19Yeah.
06:20Because you like him.
06:21So it was the first date that I've gone into where I was, like, a little bit...
06:24..a little bit jittery.
06:25Aww.
06:26But it was great.
06:27We had a lot of fun.
06:28It was completely different to the other dates.
06:30It wasn't so much like an interview kind of thing.
06:32Good.
06:33And we were sitting next to each other rather than opposite each other.
06:35Mmm.
06:36Which made a huge difference.
06:37Mm-hmm.
06:38Because straight away we were, like, touching legs, holding hands.
06:40It was just...
06:41Yeah, we were really tactile.
06:43So, yeah, we had a little kiss as well, which was nice.
06:45A couple of kisses, actually.
06:46Oh, wait a minute.
06:47Wait a minute.
06:48A couple of kisses?
06:49Yeah.
06:50We didn't even wait till the end.
06:51It was sort of, like, about ten minutes in.
06:53I mean, you were locking lips at the brunch
06:55when it really was kind of lust at first sight with you two.
06:58Yeah.
06:59OK.
07:00That was good.
07:01You know, you did come into this agency
07:02talking very openly and very bravely
07:04about your six years of celibacy.
07:06Yeah.
07:07So I guess the question is, has that spell been broken?
07:10Has that itch been scratched?
07:12No, it hasn't.
07:13But he did come back to my hotel room and stay with me.
07:15And I told him about, you know,
07:16me not being with anybody for six years and stuff.
07:18But also, I said, that means I haven't actually had a cuddle
07:22from anyone for six years.
07:24You know what I mean?
07:25I haven't laid in bed with anybody.
07:26And he said, oh, we can't have that.
07:28Oh.
07:29Yeah, yeah.
07:30So he said, if you want me to come back, I'll come back.
07:32And honestly, hand on my heart, like, we just got into bed
07:35and he just meant, come here.
07:36And he just put his arms around me and that was it.
07:38It was amazing.
07:39It was actually quite emotional.
07:41Yeah.
07:42Because I've told myself for so many years, like, I don't need that.
07:45I don't want that.
07:46Like, that's not part of my life anymore.
07:48And it was amazing to feel how much I'd missed that physical connection with somebody.
07:54Wow.
07:55That's huge.
07:56That's huge.
07:57It felt amazing.
07:58It really did.
07:59It sounds like there is a great interest in Jordan
08:01and seeing potentially where this might go.
08:03Yes.
08:04And that you would like to continue on that trajectory at the moment.
08:07Yes, I would very much.
08:08Fab.
08:09I think my advice to you both would be to have a real think about
08:12if a relationship, committed relationship is something you're both looking for
08:15in a non-pressured way, but just to see where the headspace is.
08:19I think we just need to spend some time together.
08:21John, after six years of not being with anyone,
08:26this is an enormous breakthrough for you.
08:28We are so proud of you.
08:30So, the very best of luck.
08:32And I know that we are chomping at the bit.
08:34Yes.
08:35We can't wait to hear for the dot, dot, dot.
08:37Thank you, guys.
08:38I will have all the tea ready for you next time round.
08:40Please, if you wouldn't mind.
08:41Thank you, guys.
08:43Love you, babe.
08:44The club, the cuddly story was touching and everything,
08:46but next time, some actual touching, please.
08:49Do it if it feels right.
08:54Wow.
08:55Wow, wow, wow.
08:57This is exceptional.
09:00Start, middle, and let's just see if John will finish.
09:05We're so naughty, we're so naughty.
09:09Someone more interested in finishing his chips before his date,
09:12Snaffle's one is Mark, as he gets to know Glam Grandi-Anne.
09:17Have you had any beauty treatments?
09:18Because I work in the industry.
09:20I've done my teeth, obviously.
09:22So you've never had a facial or body massage, back massage?
09:26Never?
09:27No.
09:28Am I detecting an offer coming my way here?
09:31I'll do it sometime then, but then you could charge me extra
09:35because there's so much body mass to massage.
09:38Oh, God.
09:39Because I'm literally double your size.
09:41I know.
09:42I'm only five foot two.
09:44Have you ever had...
09:45Ann Hegarty give you a foot rub?
09:47...clonic irrigation.
09:50Was not expecting that.
09:52Given the amount of red meat, I dread to think how much weight I'd lose
09:56if they did do it.
09:57I've had it done.
09:59And it is quite amazing to actually watch the waste come out down the line.
10:04I don't think I want to watch the waste come out.
10:06I'd just be like...
10:07Give it a go.
10:08Oh.
10:09We ain't doing that on our next date anyhow.
10:11No.
10:12Next date.
10:13Ooh.
10:14Hello.
10:15I will just mention it.
10:16Oh.
10:17Confidence is high.
10:18He's going in.
10:19I am one of the elite people in this country.
10:22What you got, Mark?
10:23A Fields Medal for Mathematics?
10:25And Aston Martin on the driveway?
10:27What is it?
10:28Who has a Toby Carvery gold cup.
10:31Oh, my God.
10:32Take me to the buffet and chase me, big boy.
10:34Bend me over and fill my arse up with gravy.
10:37Not that I'm trying to impress you, but...
10:39Hey, baby.
10:40I really don't show a girl a good time, don't I?
10:43No.
10:44Right.
10:45Here we go.
10:46Yes.
10:47I was quite impressed with the second date.
10:50He asked a lot more questions.
10:52So, yeah, he's a lot more relaxed.
10:55Still the old-fashioned gentleman.
10:57Personality-wise, I couldn't wish for someone better, really.
11:01Oh, way to go, Mark.
11:03I'm welling up here.
11:04He's smashing it.
11:05Here's to a third date.
11:06And if it means being brave, having a colonic,
11:09the things you do for love, eh?
11:11Yeah, maybe just go for the Toby Carvery.
11:13Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where the agents have laid on a sexy countryside mini-break to this saucy retreat.
11:30And heading there right now are these five celebs.
11:34Hang on.
11:35Now I'm not great at maths, but I'm only counting four here.
11:38Maybe Louie's driving.
11:39Easy on the poles.
11:41I'm very excited, isn't it?
11:42Oh, my God.
11:43We're off to Kent.
11:44We are.
11:45How excited.
11:46It's not quite Ibiza, but I'm actually excited to feel like it's going to be quite cute.
11:49Give me Kent over Ibiza any day.
11:51Really?
11:52I'll shit you not.
11:53No, this is more me.
11:54Meet the unexpected new face of the Visit Kent campaign.
11:58Where's Louie?
11:59What is Louie doing?
12:00Hey, have you spoken to Louie?
12:01No.
12:02Have you spoken to Louie?
12:03Have you spoken to Louie?
12:04No.
12:05Where is he there?
12:06Is he not coming?
12:07Guarantee it.
12:08He's overslept.
12:09Oh, he's snogging some birds for the 10th million time.
12:12I've got to be honest.
12:13If Louie is ducking out of this trip, then that's a bit of a relief.
12:17Things between us are complicated and I haven't been the most upfront with the agents about the situation either.
12:24Have you been done?
12:25Yeah, I'm good.
12:26Thank you, mate.
12:27Do you know what?
12:28He's nice.
12:29Gaz are the DJ.
12:30Yeah.
12:31On their curry date, tradesman Gaz proved he had a lot to offer.
12:35What time do you work till?
12:36Finish up like one and a half one.
12:38And then when you get home, obviously you're tired, I'd be running you a bath.
12:43Rubbing my feet.
12:44Oh, okay.
12:45And then I go up the next morning and build your extension.
12:49Was he an attraction?
12:50Do you know what?
12:51I actually, yeah, I thought it was really nice.
12:54He was very chivalrous.
12:55Yes.
12:56Was he cute?
12:57He was very cute.
12:58He was very, very handsome, yeah.
13:00Is your date coming?
13:01Have I got a date?
13:02The guy you met at the barrage?
13:03Oh, I've been on a date with him after that.
13:05And what a second date it was, as Paolo showered Keza in compliments.
13:10I think you're amazing.
13:12And when she was fully drenched, he went in to seal the deal.
13:15So, do I get that third date this time?
13:17Or...
13:18Yeah.
13:19Are you sure?
13:20Yeah, I'm definitely up for a third date.
13:22Yeah.
13:23Mwah.
13:24You like him?
13:25I do really like him, actually.
13:26Yeah.
13:27You seem like a sweet guy.
13:28Let's get a margarita.
13:29I think so.
13:30With a salty rim.
13:31Hold the margarita.
13:32I'll just have the salty rim.
13:33Hey!
13:34Where are ya?
13:35Look at this!
13:37Oh, it looks like a chocolate box at Christmas.
13:41Oh!
13:42This is so cute.
13:43Oh!
13:44Look at the sheet.
13:45This is what we need.
13:46Shall we go in?
13:47Go!
13:48Thank you, thank you.
13:49Thank you, sir.
13:50Look at this!
13:51Oh, aren't we lucky?
13:53Don't get too comfortable just yet.
13:54The boss man wants a word first.
13:55What's up, everyone?
13:56Welcome!
13:57Hi!
13:58Oh, you look so good.
13:59You look so good.
14:00Hold on.
14:01We're missing someone, right?
14:02We're missing Louie.
14:03We're missing Louie.
14:04Yeah.
14:05We're missing Louie.
14:06Yeah.
14:07All right.
14:08Interesting.
14:09Interesting.
14:10You're here to date some new folks.
14:12Oh!
14:13New?
14:14New!
14:15Oh, yeah.
14:16You're going to be going on group dates as well as one-on-one dates.
14:19Oh, cute.
14:20You all have been dating other people.
14:21Yeah.
14:22So it's important for you to know that they don't go away.
14:25They're still on the books.
14:27But the great thing about this particular trip is that it's going to test the connection
14:31you've already made.
14:33And it will put new connections to the test.
14:37So go with the flow.
14:39A group date for me isn't ideal.
14:42It's a bit out of my comfort zone.
14:44I like one-to-one.
14:46Hmm.
14:47As the evening falls, you will be hosting a party here.
14:50And the datees that you see today will attend this party.
14:53But by the end of the night, I want you to select one of those datees to go on a date tomorrow.
15:00This is exciting.
15:02Good luck.
15:03And I suggest you go get ready for these dates, okay?
15:06I feel like I'm going into war.
15:07I mean, it will likely just be small talk with a bunch of tattoo sleuth fellas found on Instagram.
15:12But okay, yeah, war.
15:13All right.
15:14All right.
15:15Wish us luck, Paul.
15:16All right, you got it.
15:17You got it.
15:18I want the celebrities to relax and be fully open to the possibility of new connections.
15:23And that's best done without prying eyes.
15:25So I'll be leaving them and heading back to the agency.
15:28Part-timer.
15:29Do you mind if we have a one-on-one chat?
15:32Okay.
15:33Okay.
15:34There's a place out back we can go.
15:35Oh, cute.
15:36Just when he thought he was out, they pull him back in.
15:40Oh, God.
15:41What's the problem, Liv?
15:42Scared of group dates.
15:43Want to go home?
15:44Hate Ken.
15:45Can't swim.
15:46Hey, Fever.
15:47What's up?
15:49I haven't really informed Anna or Tara.
15:56Okay.
15:57But I just want to be, like, open and honest with you about what's been going on outside
16:03of the agency.
16:04Okay.
16:05No, it's not okay, Paul.
16:06You wait.
16:07I'm nervous.
16:08I feel like Paul might tell me off.
16:10And I'm actually a bit embarrassed about the situation.
16:17So me and Louis have been meeting up quite a bit.
16:22Oh, shit.
16:23Since the last time I saw you, we have, like, stayed together.
16:27Double shit.
16:28Um, he's taken me out on a date.
16:30And it's kind of come to a bit of a head.
16:32And I just kind of want your advice on how to handle it, because I just feel a bit awkward
16:36now.
16:39So why didn't you tell us this?
16:42I just think I was scared like it was against the rules of the agency.
16:48When I should have just been upfront and honest from the beginning.
16:51Yes.
16:52So I'm sorry.
16:53Yeah.
16:54I thought you were going to distance yourself from Louis.
16:56Yeah.
16:57I was.
16:58So if that was the plan, then what happened?
17:00As soon as I see him, he's very good at charming me and tells me everything I want
17:05to hear.
17:06Mm-hmm.
17:07So when we stayed together, it's a lot of, like, cuddling all night.
17:11Um, but, like, we'd go out and about.
17:14We'd be, like, holding my hand.
17:15Wow.
17:16Basically, like, if anyone saw us on the outside, it would look like we were together.
17:19Mm.
17:20And then he kind of said, I think we need to take a step back because I can't give you
17:24the communication that you want.
17:25Interesting.
17:26So then I was a bit thrown off.
17:28It sounds like you were hurt.
17:29I think it's upsetting because it's, like, situations I've been in before.
17:36Where, like, they treat you like you're like their girlfriend and it's like they just dismiss
17:42your feelings.
17:43Yeah.
17:44But I don't know if maybe I am overreacting.
17:46Your emotions don't lie.
17:47Yeah.
17:48I don't wanna love anymore if love is you.
18:01Poor Liv has stumbled right back into an old habit of falling for a guy who isn't emotionally
18:05available.
18:06We need to find a way for her to stop repeating these bad habits.
18:09I also wanna give her the tools to put Louis on one side and get the most out of this
18:14trip.
18:15You had many reasons why you knew he wasn't the right one.
18:18So what do you think it was that made you fall back?
18:21Because it's what I'm used to.
18:23Yes.
18:24Okay.
18:25This is your homework.
18:26The first is that you have to remind yourself why he's not right.
18:30He's not ready for commitment.
18:32He's not good at communicating.
18:34The second thing that you have to do is end it.
18:38Yeah.
18:39And then the third thing is you then have to remove all of the triggers.
18:43Okay.
18:44So what are some triggers?
18:45Just not putting myself in a situation where we're one on one.
18:49Okay.
18:50Good thing he's not here then.
18:53Uh oh.
18:54Spoke too soon.
18:55Look what the cat dragged in.
18:57Oh my gosh.
18:58Hello.
18:59Look who this is.
19:00Hi.
19:01Oh is it bad that I really wish Louie hadn't turned up for retreat.
19:05Now I'm sweating.
19:06I feel nervous.
19:07I just want the ground to swallow me up.
19:09That's only slept a little bit long innit?
19:11Did you?
19:12Another late night was it Louie?
19:14Dutty boy.
19:15The others are inside and since you're late Sam will fill you in.
19:18Alright thank you.
19:19Alright see you.
19:22How did you feel in that moment?
19:24Thrown off.
19:25Thrown off.
19:26But do you know what when I look at him now I do look at him definitely.
19:29Because I'm angry.
19:31You should be with someone who elevates your brightness.
19:35Don't accept anything less than that.
19:38Oh Paul can't we all just be with you?
19:41How can we go back to being friends when we just shared this?
19:50Hello mate.
19:54While Liv looks to a brighter future inside our tracky wearing man Kryptonite is catching
19:59up with Sam.
20:00What have I missed so far?
20:01Not much.
20:02Taxi, lovely house, swimming pool and then Liv was in floods of tears about you.
20:06Today we're doing dates.
20:07We've got a double date.
20:08Me and you?
20:09We're going for a picnic.
20:10Do you know what a picnic is?
20:11Yes.
20:12OK.
20:13And then there's party tonight too.
20:15A lot of exciting stuff.
20:16And we have to pick someone tonight and we go on a date tomorrow.
20:19OK.
20:20The situation is if we both fancy the same girl.
20:22Unfortunately you ain't getting a date then.
20:25No mate, you ain't getting a date dressed like that.
20:29Surely you've got to take that out.
20:30Nah.
20:31The chain?
20:32Watch the hat, chain, top, trousers, stay on.
20:34We'll bust down the air forces and I'll still take your girl.
20:37I've just got here and I'm getting some frosty vibes.
20:40Liv, I can understand.
20:42But Sam, I ain't putting up with.
20:45He can do one mate.
20:46Do you know what?
20:47I might take your girl just for banter now.
20:49Really?
20:50I might just banter it and just take your girl.
20:52Oh God, I already feel sorry for the inbound minibus of dateies.
20:56Come on boys, hug it out.
20:57No?
20:58Fist bump?
20:59Handshake?
21:00Come on.
21:01Absolutely horrendous.
21:03He touched that like a hot pan.
21:06Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.
21:17Where our celebs have gathered for a sexy countryside mini break
21:20to meet a whole bunch of new dates.
21:23I can't wait.
21:24It's going to be like an outtake from Jilly Cooper's rivals.
21:27Yes!
21:28Should probably close the window.
21:30It's hard to do it when you're in there alone.
21:31Right, let's see what romantic activity we've got lined up for the girls date.
21:35Spa treatment, wine tasting perhaps.
21:37Fishing?
21:38Okay.
21:39Oh, we're full on fishing.
21:40Absolutely Liv.
21:41Pick your rod.
21:42Right.
21:43I want a big one.
21:44I've got you to drink here love.
21:46Thank you my angel.
21:47I take it no one's in a rush to squash a maggot onto a hook then.
21:50Chin chin.
21:51Cheers to our first group date.
21:52I'm looking in the eyes.
21:54Oh yeah, don't.
21:55Bad luck.
21:56Right, let's meet the four fellas ready to get their rods out.
22:00My name's Craig and I'm a 33 year old roof at a model from Essex.
22:04Let's see if I can find someone that matches my energy.
22:06Yep, let's.
22:07Hi, I'm Jay.
22:08I do construction.
22:09I personal train.
22:10And I sing and dance.
22:11And I need a strap suit.
22:12Hey, I'm Dexter.
22:13I'm 29.
22:14I work as a supervisor and I can't wait to meet you all.
22:16Peace.
22:17Peace, brother.
22:18Hey, I'm Kells.
22:19I'm Gofree.
22:20And I'm a boxer slash influencer.
22:22Slash big boy.
22:23Welcome aboard, fellas.
22:27Oh, fuck a duck.
22:29Hiya, fellas.
22:30How we did, Lynn?
22:31How you doing?
22:32You all right?
22:33What's going on?
22:34Nice to meet you.
22:35Right, it's time to start afresh.
22:37Put Louie into the back of my mind.
22:39And this guy looks really cute.
22:41All right, what's everyone do for a living?
22:43Where should we start?
22:44Influencer and boxer.
22:45And influencer and boxer.
22:47Oh, what do you do, my lovely?
22:49Personal training and a little bit of entertainment.
22:52When you say a little bit, you're a stripper.
22:54I'm a singer.
22:55Oh, singer!
22:56I thought he was going to say he was a stripper.
22:59Right, right.
23:00Ride nights in fancy restaurants.
23:04Oh, dear.
23:05Got a bank account bigger than the law should allow.
23:10Do you?
23:11Still I'm lonely now.
23:13Bro, I got a Christmas time, bro.
23:14I actually got a Christmas time, bro.
23:16That was really good.
23:17That was really good.
23:18Yeah, really good.
23:19Well, that's the fish scared off.
23:20Boom!
23:31Right across yonder fields now, where they're looking like one's off to a golf festival and
23:35the other's going to prison.
23:37Louis and Sam are heading for their picnic group day.
23:40Long old walk through the field.
23:42Good luck, lads.
23:43Whoa.
23:44This is nice, isn't it?
23:45Yeah, if you like wind.
23:46I'll go.
23:47No!
23:48Without the shoes!
23:49You can sit on the shoes.
23:50It's fine.
23:51Oh, my God.
23:52You're probably used to this, isn't it?
23:53You posh twat.
23:54Posh twat.
23:55No, no, no.
23:56I said you're posh in that.
23:57How many girls are coming?
23:58Do you know?
23:59Four.
24:00Hallelujah!
24:01Did you kiss the last girl, you know, the one you met on the blind date?
24:04No, I didn't actually.
24:05Did you not?
24:06No, because I was being respectful about boundaries.
24:08What, her boundary?
24:09No, Liv's boundaries.
24:10Oh, because you're kissing Liv?
24:12Yeah.
24:13A lot?
24:14Yeah.
24:15Over the last few weeks, I've grown quite fond of Liv.
24:17I think Liv is a sweetheart and all Louis is doing is messing her around.
24:23Have you guys had a sleepover?
24:24They're not ten.
24:27No.
24:28Wow, convincing.
24:30I gave it a go with Liv and I do like her, but I just can't offer her what she wants.
24:35I wanted to keep it casual, but clearly it meant more to her than it did to me.
24:39And, you know, I hope she understands.
24:42Mate, mate, mate.
24:44I spy four reasons Louis might not be thinking about Liv for much longer.
24:48Yet the dates are here.
24:50Hi, my name is Maha.
24:51I really enjoy going to music festival and having a little dance with my friends.
24:55I look forward to meeting someone who's on the same page as me.
24:58Nice to meet you.
24:59What's your name?
25:00Mahan.
25:01Mahan.
25:02My name's Liv.
25:03I'm 26 years old and I'm from London.
25:04Ooh.
25:05There's always one.
25:06Hi, I'm Jessica.
25:07I'm 28, from London, and I am a five performer.
25:10Sam, lead the cheers, Sam.
25:12Cheers.
25:13I'm Alana.
25:14I'm looking for someone who's tall and a little bit cheeky.
25:16I'm ready for you.
25:18It's picnic time.
25:19We got Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty.
25:22Oh, Betty.
25:23So what do you do?
25:24I'm Mordal.
25:25I'm Mordal.
25:26I'm Mordal.
25:27I'm Mordal.
25:28And what do you do?
25:29I'm a fire performer.
25:31So what do you do with fire?
25:32Eat it, spit it, burn it.
25:35Burn it?
25:36I like the sounds of that.
25:37I reckon you're already playing with fire, big guy.
25:39Have you met Lily?
25:44Back over with the girls now who are getting their hands on their dates tackle.
25:48What?
25:49Stick with it.
25:50I've got loads of these.
25:53That's it.
25:54Dunk.
25:55Pull it back and swing for it.
25:56You ready?
25:57Yeah, go.
25:58Oh, my God.
25:59I think we're going to get fish.
26:00I actually think we are.
26:02Can someone get Liv a tackle box or something to stand on?
26:04That's it.
26:05That's it.
26:06Done.
26:07And now fling it back over.
26:08That's how you do it.
26:09If I were a fish right now, I would not be scared.
26:12Give me that little tug.
26:13No, you're all right.
26:14Did you just tell me to give it a tug?
26:15Yeah, give it a good tug.
26:16Throw it near the bread boat.
26:17You don't even want me dinner.
26:18I'm going to have dinner tonight, won't we?
26:20A few drinks.
26:21Go on, you do it.
26:22I'll watch.
26:23Oh, fuck my head.
26:24Oh, it's on my head.
26:25Looks like Liv's caught herself a whopper.
26:27Oh, my God.
26:28Why?
26:29You just keep wanting me to touch you, don't you?
26:31I think he just wants you to get the maggot out of his hair.
26:34He might not be a fisherman, but Kales is fit.
26:37This is exactly what I needed to take my mind off this Louis situation.
26:41Fishing's not for me.
26:43Caught one already.
26:44A fish?
26:45Are you calling me a fish?
26:46No, no.
26:47Don't do that.
26:48Don't do that.
26:49Oh, third wheel alert.
26:51You just said you caught.
26:52I thought that was smooth when I said that.
26:54Oh, my God.
26:55I caught something.
26:56Yes, Donna.
26:57No one's going hungry tonight.
26:59Bring it up.
27:00Bring it up.
27:01Bring it up.
27:02Oh, my God.
27:03Oh.
27:08Miss, you got the biggest branch.
27:11Yeah, I did.
27:12What a way to go.
27:13Yeah, I'm not sure she really wants to celebrate that, Jay.
27:16Oh, Don, you're getting tangled.
27:17Yay!
27:18Yay!
27:19Yay!
27:20Yay!
27:21How old are you?
27:22What's age matter?
27:23It's just a question to ask when you meet somebody, isn't it?
27:25No.
27:26What colour underpants are you wearing?
27:27Brown.
27:28A little life hack I learnt and I stagged it.
27:29Black, I think.
27:30Yeah, well, there you go.
27:31Brown and red, actually.
27:32I've got white lacy on right now.
27:33Have you?
27:34Mmm.
27:35Ooh.
27:36That's nice.
27:37Is that your favourite guy?
27:38No, it was just, it was only one that was clean and matched.
27:40You can almost see her bedroom floor, can't you?
27:42I was hoping this would be a bit more fun, but it's a bit shit, really.
27:45I just kind of wish Paolo was there, to be honest.
27:47Not so keen on Kent now, are you, Kezza?
27:49I was hoping this would be a bit more fun, but it's a bit shit, really.
27:52I just kind of wish Paolo was there, to be honest.
27:54Not so keen on Kent now, are you, Kezza?
27:56Do you do yoga?
27:59Mmm, Pilates more.
28:01I'm quite flexible for him, I'm me.
28:03And Dexter the Extra has entered the chat.
28:05Are you?
28:06Do you split?
28:07No, not that flexible.
28:09Come on, Dexter.
28:10That was a trick question, didn't it?
28:11Show us your split.
28:12That was a trick question.
28:13So, when you lead up to a fight, do you go into a camp?
28:17I'm lucky D.
28:18Liv's pretty, obviously, but I feel like my boy Kel's kind of man-marked her a bit,
28:23so I don't know, we'll see how tonight goes.
28:25My first fight, I didn't have sex for like nine weeks.
28:27Yeah, I was going to say no dating.
28:28No.
28:29So how does that work then, if you're in a relationship and then what, like nine weeks?
28:32Well, that's different though.
28:33Yeah.
28:34Because if you're in a relationship with a girl, she'll support you.
28:35It's not just all about sex, is it?
28:36Yeah, no.
28:37So you have good conversation.
28:38Great answer.
28:39Oh, no.
28:41He's done this before.
28:44Yes, Kel's.
28:46While things are hotting up for Liv, over at a sheep infested field, things are a little
28:50more frosty with Sam and Louis, who seem more into nitpicking than picnicking.
28:54You make all the sandwiches yourself?
28:55Yeah, I did.
28:56Yeah, yeah.
28:57He didn't help.
28:58No, no, I did.
28:59He didn't do shit to me.
29:00Is this a Louis picnic?
29:01Do you know what, mate?
29:02You take over.
29:03Paul has told us we need to get to know you guys.
29:06So why don't, Louis, do you want to go over there?
29:09He's trying to get rid of us.
29:10Say no more, mate.
29:11We'll leave you to privacy.
29:12Have fun.
29:13Have fun.
29:14Have fun.
29:15Sam, you cheeky, cheeky little fucker.
29:17I know what you're doing.
29:18You're trying to take me away from Mahan because she's the baddest.
29:21Don't worry about it, though.
29:23Louis always comes in clutch in the last minute.
29:25Don't worry about it.
29:26What is one thing that's like an absolute no-go in girls?
29:30A no-go?
29:31Yeah, like a no-go.
29:32Cock and balls, airy chest.
29:34Shassy.
29:35Like, rude.
29:36Oh, yeah, rude.
29:37Yeah.
29:38No manners.
29:39What about you guys?
29:40I really don't like short fingernails, as bad as it sounds.
29:43What?
29:44If I see long fingernails, I'm going home.
29:46Some guys' nails are, like, short and bitten to the brim.
29:49Oh, I don't like a biter.
29:50That's what I mean, a biter.
29:52I don't like a biter.
29:53Ooh.
29:54That's horrible teeth.
29:55Oh, my goodness.
29:56Ooh!
29:58Sorry, no.
29:59So, you do fake tanning?
30:01Mm-hm.
30:02I've never tried it. Is it good?
30:03It makes you bronzed.
30:04It makes you bronzed.
30:05Yeah.
30:06It's a girls thing, though, no?
30:07No.
30:08What guys do?
30:09Yeah.
30:10Do you fake tan?
30:11No.
30:12No.
30:13I just came back off holiday.
30:14Yeah, you look so down.
30:16Mahan is absolutely stunning.
30:17She's 100% my type.
30:18She also has a really, like, calming feel about her.
30:21I quite like Mahan.
30:22Bad luck, Liv.
30:23I say bad luck, but you've probably had a touch there.
30:25What do you do for fun, then?
30:27I like getting lost.
30:29That's what Louie's thinking.
30:31Get lost, Sam.
30:32No, but I like to, like, go out and just, like, see what happens.
30:35Okay.
30:36In the moment.
30:37Yeah.
30:38In the moment.
30:39Okay.
30:40I like to live in the moment.
30:41Literally, lost.
30:42Not like lost, but I like to, like, live in the moment and just have fun.
30:44Yeah.
30:45Okay.
30:46Yeah.
30:47What else?
30:48I play golf.
30:49Can you golf?
30:50No, but you can teach me.
30:51How about that?
30:53Sounds perfect.
30:54Hello, guys.
30:55We swapping?
30:56Hi.
30:57Yeah, get out of there, Sam.
30:59Mate, mate, mate.
31:00Um, I think you have to go over there as well, I think.
31:03Mate.
31:04Yeah, I want to talk to a pretty lady on the ones.
31:06What a dick move.
31:08Let's go, then.
31:10Appreciate you.
31:11What's happening?
31:12Unbelievable.
31:13Louie wants everyone at this point.
31:15He's upsetting Olivia.
31:16Now he's claiming Mahan.
31:18This guy's busy.
31:19Mahan is top of my list, but Louie is doing his very best to try and screw me over.
31:24As Louie cunningly cock blocks poor old savvy dog at the picnic, over at the lake, Donna
31:31is fishing for more than branches with construction worker slash personal trainer slash singer slash
31:37dancer Jay.
31:39How's your dating going in the UK, then?
31:43It's not...
31:45I'm not like a real dater type.
31:48I'm very, like, particular.
31:51I like more of some mental stimulation.
31:56Yeah.
31:57Yeah, I like thinking and talking and stuff.
32:01A lot of people nowadays, they have a lot of trauma.
32:05A lot of women that I meet, I might exchange a number and then they will start telling me about traumas that they have.
32:13And I'm like, man, this is going to be a headache for me.
32:17Man, your lady, do not be bringing your problems to Big J. Shit.
32:22Well, maybe you're just a good listener.
32:24So that's why they tell you.
32:26What do you want?
32:28I kind of want somebody to see me for me and what I have to offer.
32:33Like, there's so much things that I can do.
32:36Like, cook, build, draw, paint, sing, write songs, play the keyboards.
32:42And I bet he fucks like a locomotive.
32:44Fix things in the house and build things and create this.
32:49Yeah, but I'm not going to go out with someone who can fix my leaky tap.
32:53Damn, that man will tighten that tap tight.
32:56This evening, I might start singing.
32:59You understand?
33:00Yeah, I got to put my foot in the race.
33:04I kind of want to know more about Carrie a little bit.
33:08Yeah, she's a firecracker.
33:09And from where I'm from in New York City, we like the fireworks.
33:14Yes, Jay, you legend.
33:17Now, back at the picnic day, oh, mini roll boner with the strawberries, classic.
33:21Louie's talking to a pretty lady on the ones, as he would say.
33:24Or as Sam would say, he's totally stolen my hot filly, the scoundrel.
33:28How was the combo of Sam, though? Was it good?
33:30It was good, yeah. His energy is very calming.
33:33Yeah? Yeah.
33:35Is he your type?
33:36Erm, he could be my type.
33:38For me, he's more about the personality.
33:39Personality?
33:40You know, if I spark with someone.
33:41I think that you're, like, most my type, maybe.
33:44Yeah, really? Okay.
33:46Who is your, erm, celeb crush?
33:49Someone like Dwayne Johnson, you know.
33:51What, the bro?
33:52I'm doing my best at this picnic with all the other girls.
33:54There's only one person that I actually really want to speak to.
33:56And Louie is trying his absolute best to make sure that doesn't happen.
34:00I hope I can chat to my hand later this evening.
34:02I'm in a dip here. I might have to move.
34:04I'm just going to have to get closer, that's all.
34:06You could just say you want to get closer to me, it's fine.
34:08No chance he's been carving a divot in that hay bale with his butt cheeks for the last 15 minutes in preparation for this killer move.
34:15Sam thinks he's clever.
34:17Trying to look a type of wear in front of these girls, but just wait until the party later.
34:21I'm going to break his posh little heart. Just watch.
34:23Obviously they're two different boys, so like, er, my impression is that they're different, so I need to get to know them a little bit more.
34:29And then, yeah, we'll see. I don't want to give too much away.
34:34Hey, you lot.
34:35What?
34:36Are you ready to party or what?
34:37Yeah.
34:38Oh, God, I haven't seen blokes be such competitive bellends in the countryside since I watched the last series of Clarkson's Farm.
34:44Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where the celebs have been sent away for a sexy countryside overnight.
35:03Oh, yeah, we look so cool.
35:04The agents have slung them all some new dates to test their existing connections and hopefully find some new ones.
35:09And after an afternoon of group dates, they're now getting pissed around the pool.
35:13But before Brundog fucked off back home, he challenged them all to find a date for tomorrow.
35:18Let the games begin.
35:19I'm not big crowds, you know.
35:21Or not.
35:22I know what you mean.
35:23One to one.
35:24More intimate.
35:25Intimate.
35:26Yeah.
35:27I get you.
35:28Was the fishing too much of a crowd?
35:29No, because I was focused on the fish.
35:32Yeah, not the guys.
35:33You know.
35:34Maybe that was my problem.
35:36What's that?
35:37How are you?
35:38Hey, lovely to meet you guys.
35:39It's not amazing.
35:40I'm so sorry.
35:41He was like, oh.
35:42Listen, I'm going to leave you to it.
35:43Oh.
35:44Are you okay?
35:45Sure.
35:46I'm so thirsty.
35:47You're literally holding a drink, mate.
35:48Have a sap.
35:49Yeah, all right, babe.
35:50Enjoy your fishing.
35:51I did, you know.
35:52You was actually quite good at it, weren't you?
35:53Thank you very much.
35:54You did a good go, didn't you?
35:55Yeah, it was nice to have control of the rod again.
35:57Oh, filthy fishing chat.
35:59Here's your chance, Dexter.
36:01My fault was that I gave him half a loaf of bread.
36:04To be fair, if someone dangled a loaf of bread in front of me.
36:06Yeah, yeah.
36:07Probably going to bite it out.
36:08Do you know what I mean?
36:09Not really, no.
36:10It's not a big loaf.
36:11Oh.
36:12He's fine, too.
36:14There's some lovely guys here, but they're just not doing it for me.
36:21You know when the dip, like...
36:22Oh!
36:23Okay.
36:24Well, it looks like Big Kel's might be doing it for Liv.
36:27Kel's has got some moves.
36:29I'm enjoying this.
36:30I'm excited to see where this night could go.
36:32Where's the girl's gonna be?
36:35Over to the nowhere near bagging a date support group.
36:38It is Kez and Sam now.
36:40How was it with the fishing?
36:41They were all nice, all lovely.
36:43Paolo, all these guys?
36:45Oh, Paolo.
36:46All of them, yeah.
36:47So Paolo's top of the list?
36:48Yeah, it's been my favourite date so far.
36:49Really?
36:50Yeah.
36:51Nice.
36:52No connections, no.
36:54Mahan.
36:55Mahan, yeah.
36:56She is really sweet, really lovely.
36:57Yeah.
36:58But I can't see a wife.
36:59You're looking for a wife?
37:00I'm 28, Kerry.
37:01Yeah.
37:02It's time.
37:03It's time.
37:04I've been married twice by then, kid.
37:05Most people won't get to do it once.
37:07That's true.
37:08How lucky am I?
37:12Bloody hell, she sounds like my nan after she smoked a box of Super Kings.
37:16No more fags for you, Keza.
37:18Now get out there and suck on something else.
37:20That's it.
37:21It's a party after all.
37:22Not that Donna got the memo.
37:24How was your date today?
37:27I don't know if I had a date, really.
37:29Really?
37:30I mean, we were all just mingling.
37:31Yeah.
37:32I didn't catch anything.
37:33You didn't catch anything?
37:35Not like an STI.
37:36As in, like, I was trying to, you know, because I was fishing, I was like,
37:38there's a little pun like that.
37:40So you didn't catch anything on your rod?
37:42I didn't catch a man, I didn't catch a fish, and I didn't catch an STI.
37:46Okay.
37:47What about you, Louis?
37:48Have you got any favourites, Louis?
37:50Yeah, I think leopard print and the one in the red.
37:53I think he means Mahan and Alana.
37:56Where's your head at?
37:57What do you mean?
37:58With the datees and, like, do you want to see them again?
38:00Oh, you know, erm...
38:03Don't look too enthusiastic.
38:06I don't know if I'll see anyone again.
38:09But that's okay.
38:10Yeah, that's fine.
38:11There's plenty more fish in the pond.
38:13And a few less branches.
38:15I fancy all the girls.
38:17What can I say?
38:18I'm a ladies' man.
38:19I appreciate beauty.
38:20But I can only pick one, so I'm going to start with the prettiest.
38:24And that means Louis's honing straight in on Mahan, the girl that Sam likes.
38:29Strap yourselves in because we have a cock-off.
38:31I think that you're beautiful and I wanted to know where your head's at, probably.
38:36Yeah, I like your energy.
38:37You're super cool.
38:38Yeah.
38:39I've always dated, like, very long terms.
38:41I've only had two boyfriends.
38:43I just...
38:44I don't do situationship.
38:46I have to know what you want.
38:48I'm here to definitely...
38:51Definitely work on myself.
38:53Okay.
38:54Do you, like, get your head turned quite easily?
38:57Er...
38:58Is that what happens?
39:00No, I feel like here, maybe.
39:01Because, like, no-one's, like, really, like, boom.
39:04Yeah.
39:05But you kind of boomed it.
39:06Oh, thank you.
39:07Mahan is definitely the sexiest one.
39:10She is a bit full on with the relationship-y type thing.
39:13But it could be a possibility.
39:16Not great news for old soppy-faced Sam, then.
39:20I think I'm going to go have a chat with him.
39:22All right, then.
39:23Bless you.
39:24Kiss.
39:25Love you.
39:26No, no, two.
39:27Bye-bye.
39:28Bye-bye.
39:29For me, I need to feel secure 100%.
39:31Hang on.
39:32No way he's going in.
39:33Where's this come from?
39:34Ahem.
39:35Ahem.
39:36Ahem.
39:37Oh.
39:38All right, mate.
39:39I've got to bounce, sorry.
39:40Um...
39:41Actually, give me five minutes to...
39:42Pull this corner.
39:43No, mate, he's getting...
39:44Five minutes.
39:45No, no, because he's getting so cold.
39:46Bless her.
39:47He's got to bounce.
39:48Which, you're so thirsty, you must go.
39:49Speak to you later.
39:51I bet Mahan is loving this magnificent, not at all cringey display of dick swinging.
39:55Hello.
39:56Hi.
39:57Cheers to you.
39:58Cheers.
39:59I'm glad we met.
40:00Yeah, me too.
40:01Yeah.
40:02Louis is going to be gut.
40:03Oh, no.
40:04No, he's fine.
40:05Oh, hey.
40:06I'm good.
40:07How are you?
40:08I'm okay.
40:09I'll let Sam do what he needs to do with Mahan.
40:10But for the banter, I'm still going to take her tonight or tomorrow.
40:14Besides, there's still plenty more chirping to be done right now.
40:18Louis is so busy.
40:19He's like, how do you...
40:20He's like a bunny, you know?
40:21He's just constantly at it.
40:22Anything, really.
40:23Yeah.
40:24I'm not like that.
40:25No?
40:26No.
40:27Yeah, Sam's a more dependable one-woman guy Mahan.
40:28A real steady Eddie.
40:29Watch Made in Chelsea.
40:30You'll see.
40:31You and...
40:32Fuck off my name.
40:33That's a good start.
40:34Yeah.
40:35Do you know my name?
40:36Yes.
40:37What is it?
40:38I don't know.
40:39I don't know.
40:40I don't know.
40:41I don't know.
40:42I don't know.
40:43I don't know.
40:44I don't know.
40:45I don't know.
40:46Yeah.
40:47Yes.
40:48What is my name?
40:49Reddress?
40:50What's my name?
40:52What's my name?
40:53Oh, the old switcheroo.
40:54Great tactic.
40:55Unless...
40:56It's Louis.
40:57That happens.
40:58Fuck.
40:59Nice.
41:00What is your name?
41:01Alala.
41:02Alala.
41:03That's okay.
41:04I'll let you off just this one.
41:05Please, is that alright?
41:06Yeah, that's fine.
41:07She'll let you call her anything if you get her a blanket.
41:10I wonder if Sam's fairing any better.
41:12I like her relationship.
41:14Yeah?
41:15Are you a relationship girl?
41:16Well, my last one was six years.
41:18Yeah.
41:19My longest is three.
41:20That's a green flag for me.
41:23On a serious note, I do think we should get... we should go for a date tomorrow.
41:30Like tomorrow, I want to go on a date with you.
41:32Okay.
41:33Okay.
41:34Alright.
41:35Yeah?
41:36I like that.
41:37Go on, Sammy boy.
41:38I enjoyed that conversation with my hand.
41:40I feel like it felt real.
41:41There's something about our energy, and obviously, she is stunning.
41:44I'm glad I got in there before Louis.
41:46Should we get a drink?
41:47No.
41:48No.
41:49No.
41:50No.
41:51No.
41:52No.
41:53No.
41:54Could another be on the cards for Kerry and Jay?
41:57I've never been with an American man.
41:58I haven't, no.
41:59And that's where you're going wrong.
42:01This geezer just sweats confidence, doesn't he?
42:04Have you ever had a man that sang to you?
42:06Yeah.
42:07Wrote a song for you?
42:08Yeah.
42:09This has backfired.
42:10Come on, mate.
42:11Where's life?
42:12Brian McFadden.
42:13And where's he at now?
42:14We got divorced.
42:15That's what I'm trying to do.
42:18He was a very good single.
42:20He had 13 number one singles.
42:22We had two kids together.
42:24I can't beat the singles.
42:28But this is a whole different thing now.
42:31Bloody hell, who is this guy?
42:33The last thing I need is more serenading.
42:35Look where that got me last time.
42:37Oh, come on, Kezza.
42:38Big Jay's come to play.
42:40Right, Howard, what's his face and Alana getting on?
42:43I think your vibe is really good as well.
42:45Yeah, we bumped off each other really well.
42:47I agree.
42:48Yeah.
42:49Yeah, I agree.
42:50We do get on top.
42:51And I feel like you look really good tonight.
42:55I appreciate that.
42:56Lovely.
42:57I appreciate it.
42:58You understand, yeah?
42:59Going to return the compliment?
43:01Of course not.
43:02I'm just, like, trying to, you know, gauge the vibe.
43:07Me and Alana are vibing really well.
43:10She's different from Mahan, but I'm really liking the accent.
43:13And I've never dated a Welsh girl before, so I might give it a go.
43:17Would you like to go on the date tomorrow?
43:19Yeah.
43:20I'm not going to date with you.
43:21100%.
43:22Okay.
43:23We'll go on a date tomorrow.
43:24What?
43:25Me and you?
43:26Me and you.
43:27Confirmed?
43:28Okay.
43:29Cheers.
43:30Cheers.
43:31There you go.
43:32Perfect.
43:33So, two dates are cured.
43:34And, uh, hang on.
43:35Who's this?
43:36What's that?
43:37Oh, my God, no.
43:38It's only double Kino Paolo.
43:39Fresh from a petrol station.
43:40Oh, shit.
43:41How in the find my iPhone did he get here?
43:44I'm an American that can sing to you and write songs to you.
43:48That's great, Jay.
43:49But she's done with the crooners.
43:50She's here to live her best life.
44:00Sorry I'm late, guys.
44:02Ah!
44:03Traffic was horrendous.
44:04Look, Kezza, look.
44:05Little Paolo's here.
44:07What's going on, bro?
44:08What have I missed?
44:10You good, bro?
44:11How you doing, brother?
44:12You good?
44:13You alright?
44:14How's it going?
44:15Go on, Jay.
44:16Sing.
44:17Yeah, best night, actually.
44:18Just let Paolo cook.
44:20You alright?
44:21What are you doing here?
44:22Oh, my God, he is so cute.
44:24I'm so happy he's turned up.
44:25I really am.
44:26I'm really happy he's here.
44:27He is definitely the top of my list.
44:30How's it going?
44:31It's going really good.
44:33Fucking hell, these are good-looking bastards, aren't they?
44:35What am I supposed to do?
44:36How am I supposed to compete with this?
44:38I need to die right now.
44:39Oh, man.
44:40So, how's your day been?
44:41It's been really good.
44:42Good day.
44:43Are you embarrassed now or something?
44:44Oh, look at Kez.
44:46Bad luck, Jay.
44:47Did not see that one coming.
44:49Are you cold?
44:50This, on the other hand, is a movie I've seen a thousand times.
44:53Do you want to get a...
44:54Oh, bless y'all.
44:55You actually are all as well.
44:56Yeah, I want to keep some coming.
44:57Shall I get you a blanket?
44:58That's bang out.
44:59There we go.
45:00Looks as though Louie's ready to wrap things up with a laugh.
45:03Oh, thanks so much, Louie.
45:05Here you go, miss.
45:08Do you want to kiss me right now?
45:10Huh?
45:11What?
45:12What did you say?
45:13Sorry.
45:14I said enough.
45:15Fuck.
45:19I think you both need to breathe in a second.
45:21I told myself I'd be good.
45:22That's...
45:23That's...
45:24That's just Louie.
45:25I think that's...
45:26Yeah.
45:27He's not going back in again, is he?
45:28He is!
45:29Thank God Liv's not here to see this.
45:30Oh, shit, there she is.
45:31Oh, God.
45:32Okay.
45:33Last thing we need.
45:34Oh, God.
45:35It's going to kick off.
45:36Have we paid a deposit?
45:37I think someone's going to shit in the pool.
45:38Do you know what, though?
45:39That's just, like, clarity from what they've told me to.
45:40Do you know it?
45:41Okay.
45:42Okay.
45:43Just send you goodbye.
45:44Just send you goodbye.
45:45Just send you goodbye.
45:46He's not going back in again, is he?
45:47He's not going back in again, is he?
45:48He is!
45:49Thank God Liv's not here to see this.
45:50Oh, shit, there she is.
45:51Oh, shit, there she is.
45:52Oh, God.
45:53Okay.
45:54Last thing we need.
45:55Oh, God, it's going to kick off.
45:56Oh, God, it's going to kick off.
45:57I'm waiting for you.
45:58Do you know it?
45:59Okay.
46:00Kissing you goodbye.
46:03Tomorrow night!
46:04The truth is out.
46:06I've just been so, like, vulnerable with you.
46:08It just feels like you've kind of just, like,
46:10thrown it back in my face.
46:12The tongues are in.
46:14That, I'm just going to give, like, a kiss like that.
46:19And it all gets too much for Sam.
46:22I've had a bad day.
46:24I don't like it now.
46:25Fuck me.
46:26Fuck me.
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